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  1. Re:Need vs Politics on From Google To Yahoo, Tech Grapples With White Male Discontent (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Worse yet, gay white males are ignored as being any different. Try getting any support from Fox News or the ACLU for a gay white male. It sucks never getting any representation.

    Look at what they did to destroy Milo's career, and no one even blinked.

  2. The Russian one comes out clearer on my monitor for some reason.

    --GBS

  3. Re: Wait a minute? on US Product Safety Commission Warns That Some Fidget Spinners Explode (cnn.com) · · Score: 0

    Here we go! Video. My apologies for the mouthbreather narrations. ;)

    --GBS

  4. Re: Wait a minute? on US Product Safety Commission Warns That Some Fidget Spinners Explode (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    I could take this one of two ways. One, I railroad you with a "Yoda Ate My Balls" webring link.

    Or the other, I refer you to some N64 Goldeneye video where explosions happen. Unfortunately, I could not find any videos to exploding computer monitors or exploding chairs or exploding fish tanks. For those who were born after the days of N64 like BeauHD, basically if you shot at anything even with the Dustshovel or PP7 (PPK), it would explode.

    Of course, you can thank me for this video by moderating me insightful. ;)

    --GBS

  5. Re:HELP I BURNT MY GIRLFRIENDS COOTER on Leaked Federal Climate Report Finds Link Between Climate Change, Human Activity (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: -1

    Instead of suggesting weird things to do to the poor girl, perhaps Beau should learn a valuable life lesson.

    Here, allow me!

    Beau, when they talk about getting a girl wet, they mean she literally needs to have water on her skin to be interested in sex. This is why hot tubs and jaccuzzis are so popular. You have hurt her, and it will take time for her to heal. Next time, toss her in the pond or hit her with the Super Soaker, and she'll really want to do it with you! ;)

    --GBS

  6. Negative. We're talking about the Delta Quadrant here. And that raspy chain smoker voice surgery that 24th century female starship captains get to sound more masculine. (How else would you explain the voice!?)

  7. Re:Invisible? on For 20 Years, This Man Has Survived Entirely By Hacking Online Games (vice.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is more astonishing is that he has actually SURVIVED entirely on hacking. No food, no water, not even any air or light.

    We should breed this guy in case we go to "nuclear war with Russia" and dust him off when all the cockroaches like Miss Mash and BeauHD scurry around in the nuclear war threatening the remaining regular humans with their mutated airborne cockroach AIDS spores. This hacker can carry his own.

  8. And this is one of the reasons I dumped my VLSI job.

    "Innovate" something that's pretty obvious, and your company gets sued. Most of the innovation is actually convincing management to try something. It isn't cheap, but the risks are low.

    Le sigh. Java developer it is. At least I can go into any Caribou Coffee and do my work from my laptop...................... (sigh)

  9. Re:poopy pants on Amazon Report Predicts Pet Translation Devices By 2027 (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 0

    Better yet... What does MacGyver say? ;)

  10. Re:No unicode on Slashdot. on Ask Slashdot: What Software (Or Hardware) Glitch Makes You Angry? · · Score: 0

    I wish for a SWASTIKA unicode character.

    That's actually a standard character in Windows. Look it up in Character Map. The hotkey is to press Alt F4 simultaneously.

  11. Re:No evidence when one does not look on Scrap Dealer Finds Apollo-Era NASA Computers In Dead Engineer's Basement (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    Lies. Where did you "learn" that? Everyone knows the negative pressure is like -10GPa at the first Lagrangian point. ;)

    --GBS

  12. Re:No evidence when one does not look on Scrap Dealer Finds Apollo-Era NASA Computers In Dead Engineer's Basement (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    Tremendous negative pressures. If you go much further than the stratosphere, negative pressures increase exponentially. This is why Shuttle was in LEO. That was a marvel that they could fly an aircraft that high and not have it explode but light enough it could still fly. But trust me, you never make it higher than a hundred or so km up because the forces would literally rip you apart.

    --GBS

  13. Miss Mash, thanks for the downmod. Funny that you have left samzenpus' login valid. He's got a grin on his face. We aren't stupid about the comments table.

    Slashdot:

    Ball-suckin' fun!

    Never before in my life have I been so negative! Still love you all.

    --GBS

  14. Re:This lawsuit cannot be allowed on Twitter Users Blocked By Trump Sue, Claim @realDonaldTrump Is Public Forum (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    Hi DickBreath, Gay Boner Sex here!

    Would you care to suck my balls? I mean, would you like for me to write that on your house with spray paint?

    Trust me, people will always say bad things about Donald Trump, Narcissist-in-Chief. We are guaranteed that right by whoever purchased Slashdot to push the political agenda. If Trump went after Slashdot or Reddit for saying bad things about him, that would be crossing the line.

    Respecrfully,
    Gay Boner Sex

  15. If you trust "Miss Mash" on AT&T Pretends To Love Net Neutrality, Joins Tomorrow's Protest With A Straight Face (techdirt.com) · · Score: -1, Troll
    You're gonna have a bad time.

    AT&T Pretends To Love Net Neutrality...

    So much for objective reporting.

    Hey Miss Mash, why don't you spam another one of your fake news "Russians hacked into my neural network" fantasies instead?

  16. Imma let you finiOKAY BEAUHD. Jumped the shark. Woo HOOOOO. Millenial accepts story submission quoting LINDSEY CROOKED NEOCON GRAHAM as calling Trump stupid.

    Really? REALLY?

    News for Nerds, and we let this li'l tyke spew "politics."

    For shame. There can be no true dialogue here until we bring back the likes of CmdrTaco.

    --GBS

  17. msmash got her hands sticky jacking off while reading the story title. That's about as close as you're gonna get. ;)

    --GBS

  18. Re:What can we do with it? on 48-Year-Old Multics Operating System Resurrected (multicians.org) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Where did I read?

    Market research at Digital by walking up to someone ELSE'S mainframe and waiting for it to do another "load in the washing machine" before it would even think about giving you the time of day and sniff your card stack.

  19. Re:What can we do with it? on 48-Year-Old Multics Operating System Resurrected (multicians.org) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    History. Read. Learn from the past. General concepts and themes do not change.

    Multics didn't have many "problems," or at least many more than other systems of the time. (the IBM TSS/360, in 1967, turned out to be too slow for supporting more than one user concurrently, and of course OS/360 was plagued with bugs and performance problems). There is a common myth that Multics "failed," but in fact the system was first described in 1965, released in the early 1970s, and lasted until 2000 (Salus himself said, "With Multics they tried to have a much more versatile and flexible operating system, and it failed miserably."). However, the lifespan, in particular the thirteen years after development ceased in which installations continued to use it, doesn't suggest failure. It's certainly true that AT&T management decided that the project wasn't relevant to them, and that's sufficient for Unix history.

    Bam!

  20. Re: old movie on Ask Slashdot: How Safe, Really, Is Paying For Things Online? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or do the obvious.

    First many banks pay to open accounts so open an account at a bank that is paying those rewards, Every month simply transfer enough to pay your bills to your new PAY OUT ACCOUNTS. For example you can have an account just to pay your electric bill. Leave the required residual in the account so it is not closed. This way if the account is hijacked all you can lose is the electric bill payment. i also use PayPal a lot. So imagine that you set up ten accounts at banks offering sign on bonuses. Mine pay anywhere from $50 to $500 to open an account. Assuming your are all $50. reward accounts you will still quickly and easily earn $500 for a few minutes work. Meanwhile your funds earn interest in your regular account and you never, ever, pay bills from that account so you earn more interest. On most accounts with rewards you are free to change at the $90 day mark. So you can do this many times a year. Also you can earn referral fees for steering others to open accounts so work with a friend and refer each other frequently. Currently some people can actually earn a living simply opening and closing bank accounts.

  21. Re:SLASHDOT'S POLITICAL AGENDA on Nest Founder 'Wakes Up In Cold Sweats' Fearing The Impact Of Mobile Technology (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 0

    Kinda like Key West. Autosegregation. We can go off to the nice places and leave you straight people alone.

    The vast majority of us aren't in those hideous "pride" marches. Leave that to the university-educated "WXYZBBQ" crossdressing creeps. I like the shaft. My lezzie friends like the dildo. So-called transgender freaks are mentally deranged. Y chromosome plus a genetic mistake makes you a gay male. Getting your weiner hacked off with a scalpel and claiming that you have an X chromosome when it is still a Y chromosome plus the aforementioned genetic mistake makes you need therapy.

  22. Re: SLASHDOT'S POLITICAL AGENDA on Nest Founder 'Wakes Up In Cold Sweats' Fearing The Impact Of Mobile Technology (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 0

    These days, it's in a fifteen year old Tahoe. I had the windows replaced with 3/16 cold roll steel. The car is firmly planted on the pavement; my face is not. They don't call it "parking" for nothing. Tired of the treatment we've been getting lately.

    Tired of BeauHD and Mrs. Mash, too.

  23. Re: SLASHDOT'S POLITICAL AGENDA on Nest Founder 'Wakes Up In Cold Sweats' Fearing The Impact Of Mobile Technology (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Do it, Beau. I'll just create another UID and spampost to get my karma back up to excellent. It's like feeding alka-seltzer to the pigeons, you moron.

  24. Re: SLASHDOT'S POLITICAL AGENDA on Nest Founder 'Wakes Up In Cold Sweats' Fearing The Impact Of Mobile Technology (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Again, we see all these AC shills. Stupid, vapid AC shills. The comments are dull enough that they aren't trolls.

    It isn't hard to defeat them. Just have them answer a question on why Assad is so "evil" and why he must be wiped off the face of the earth. You know, just like how we wiped Saddam out to replace him with IS(IS) a decade later in a city now resembling a bombed-out World War I town that could have easily passed as a first or second-world semi-prosperous town until the USA invaded and destabilized the region.

  25. Re:Only an idiot would use their name for Company on John McAfee Can Finally Use His Own Name Again (fossbytes.com) · · Score: 2

    And General Electric. ;)

    --GBS