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  1. Re:Hmmm... on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: -1
    it's hard to deny that people will very rarely pick the option that requires more learning, even if it does pay off in effenciency, self sufficiency, and performance in the end.
    >


    Yes exactly! I know nothing pleases me more than sitting at a computer and having to spend a half hour configuring my modem just so I can check my email. Some OSes let me just hop on and go. Piffle, I say! Thank God with Linux I'm not deprived of the pleasures of spending a great deal of time just trying to get my PPP connection to work!

  2. How Did This Get Modded Up? on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: -1

    Not only is this not true, its also about as funny as the guy who sits across from me who still greets people by going "Whaaaaaaazzzzzup?" Someone should smash a lamp in this turd's face!

  3. GPL - Intellectual Theft!! on Oceans Potentially More Common In Solar System · · Score: -1

    Hello,

    Consulting for several large companies, I'd always done my work on Windows. Recently however, a top online investment firm asked us to do some work using Linux. The concept of having access to source code was very appealing to us, as we'd be able to modify the kernel to meet our exacting standards which we're unable to do with Microsoft's products.

    Although we met several technical challenges along the way (specifically, Linux's lack of Token Ring support and the fact that we were unable to defrag its ext2 file system), all in all the process went smoothly. Everyone was very pleased with Linux, and we were considering using it for a great deal of future internal projects.

    So you can imagine our suprise when we were informed by a lawyer that we would be required to publish our source code for others to use. It was brought to our attention that Linux is copyrighted under something called the GPL, or the Gnu Protective License. Part of this license states that any changes to the kernel are to be made freely available. Unfortunately for us, this meant that the great deal of time and money we spent "touching up" Linux to work for this investment firm would now be available at no cost to our competitors.

    Furthermore, after reviewing this GPL our lawyers advised us that any products compiled with GPL'ed tools - such as gcc - would also have to its source code released. This was simply unacceptable.

    Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position. We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.

    I think the biggest thing keeping Linux from being truly competitive with Microsoft is this GPL. Its draconian requirements virtually guarentee that no business will ever be able to use it. After my experience with Linux, I won't be recommending it to any of my associates. I may reconsider if Linux switches its license to something a little more fair, such as Microsoft's "Shared Source". Until then its attempts to socialize the software market will insure it remains only a bit player.

    Thank you for your time.

  4. You're the Dear Abby of Slashdot! on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: -1

    I was wondering if you plan on putting these on a webpage somewhere?

  5. Oh Jesus Give Me a Fucking Break on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: -1
    I'll take Microsoft's Office over any of its Unix variants any day of the week. I wouldn't wish troll, nroff or Latex on a fucking monkey. And don't even get me started on what a giant turd Star Office is. Trying to call that program superior to Office is a fucking joke. Don't even get me started.


    Linux might be free, sizzlechest, but you get what you pay for.

  6. Why Linux Sucks! on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: -1

    Linux sucks because you get what you pay for. I'd rather have an install that takes a couple of hours and works than one that takes 20 minutes to install and works like a turd in a rainstorm.

  7. Why Free Software Sucks on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: -1

    Because you get what you pay for!!

  8. Close on Canadian Researchers Create Supernova In-lab · · Score: -1

    Actually that's not a super nova. Its a black hole! *rim shot*

  9. Re:C: A Dead Language? on Adcritic Shuts Down · · Score: -1

    All my posts are my original work. I'm fucking at work right now. Christ! You try to walk someone through troubleshooting their DSL line and find a creative way to point out what a turd Slashdot is.

  10. DEAR CMDRTACO on Adcritic Shuts Down · · Score: -1

    Please IP ban this AC. His posts are lame and have become stale and simply not funny anymore.

    thank you

  11. C: A Dead Language? on Adcritic Shuts Down · · Score: -1

    Gentlemen, the time has come for a serious discussion on whether or not to continue using C for serious programming projects. As I will explain, I feel that C needs to be retired, much the same way that Fortran, Cobol and Perl have been. Furthermore, allow me to be so bold as to suggest a superior replacement to this outdated language.

    To give you a little background on this subject, I was recently asked to develop a client/server project on a Unix platform for a Fortune 500 company. While I've never coded in C before I have coded in VB for fifteen years, and in Java for over ten, I was stunned to see how poorly C fared compared to these two, more low-level languages.

    C's biggest difficulty, as we all know, is the fact that it is by far one of the slowest languages in existance, especially when compared to more modern languages such as Java. Although the reasons for this are varied, the main reasons seems to be the way C requires a programmer to laboriously work with chunks of memory.

    Requiring a programmer to manipulate blocks of memory is a tedious way to program. This was satisfactory back in the early days of coding, but then again, so were punchcards. By using what are called "pointers" a C programmer is basically requiring the computer to do three sets of work rather than one. The first time requires the computer to duplicate whatever is stored in the memory space "pointed to" by the pointer. The second time requires it to perform the needed operation on this space. Finally the computer must delete the duplicate set and set the values of the original accordingly.

    Clearly this is a horrendous use of resources and the chief reason why C is so slow. When one looks at a more modern (and a more serious) programming language like Java or, even better, Visual Basic, that lacks such archaic coding styles, one will also note a serious speed increase over C.

    So what does this mean for the programming community? I think clearly that C needs to be abandonded. There are two candidates that would be a suitable replacement for it. Those are Java and Visual Basic.

    Having programmed in both for many years, I believe that VB has the edge. Not only is it slightly faster than Java its also much easier to code in. I found C to be confusing, frightening and intimidating with its non-GUI-based coding style. Furthermore, I like to see the source code of the projects I work with. Java's source seems to be under the monopolistic thumb of Sun much the way that GCC is obscured from us by the marketing people at the FSF. Microsoft's "shared source" under which Visual Basic is released definately seems to be the most fair and reasonable of all the licenses in existance, with none of the harsh restrictions of the BSD license. It also lacks the GPLs requirement that anything coded with its tools becomes property of the FSF.

    I hope to see a switch to VB very soon. I've already spoken with various luminaries in the *nix coding world and most are eager to begin to transition. Having just gotten off the phone with Mr. Alan Cox, I can say that he is quite thrilled with the speed increases that will occur when the Linux kernel is completely rewritten in Visual Basic. Richard Stallman plans to support this, and hopes that the great Swede himself, Linus Torvaldis, won't object to renaming Linux to VB/Linux. Although not a C coder himself, I'm told that Slashdot's very own Admiral Taco will support this on his web site.

    Thank you for your time. Happy coding.

  12. GPL - Intellectual Protection or Intellectual Thef on Adcritic Shuts Down · · Score: -1

    Hello,

    Consulting for several large companies, I'd always done my work on Windows. Recently however, a top online investment firm asked us to do some work using Linux. The concept of having access to source code was very appealing to us, as we'd be able to modify the kernel to meet our exacting standards which we're unable to do with Microsoft's products.

    Although we met several technical challenges along the way (specifically, Linux's lack of Token Ring support and the fact that we were unable to defrag its ext2 file system), all in all the process went smoothly. Everyone was very pleased with Linux, and we were considering using it for a great deal of future internal projects.

    So you can imagine our suprise when we were informed by a lawyer that we would be required to publish our source code for others to use. It was brought to our attention that Linux is copyrighted under something called the GPL, or the Gnu Protective License. Part of this license states that any changes to the kernel are to be made freely available. Unfortunately for us, this meant that the great deal of time and money we spent "touching up" Linux to work for this investment firm would now be available at no cost to our competitors.

    Furthermore, after reviewing this GPL our lawyers advised us that any products compiled with GPL'ed tools - such as gcc - would also have to its source code released. This was simply unacceptable.

    Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position. We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.

    I think the biggest thing keeping Linux from being truly competitive with Microsoft is this GPL. Its draconian requirements virtually guarentee that no business will ever be able to use it. After my experience with Linux, I won't be recommending it to any of my associates. I may reconsider if Linux switches its license to something a little more fair, such as Microsoft's "Shared Source". Until then its attempts to socialize the software market will insure it remains only a bit player.

    Thank you for your time.

  13. Re:Read the article! on Universal to Copyprotect All CDs · · Score: -1
    Nice of the editors to actually read the article!


    Please, the editors don't even read their own site. Why would you expect them to read anything else? I'm reasonable certain that Taco is illiterate, too, based on his atrocious spelling. I've seen trained chihuahuas that can spell better than Taco.

  14. Mod Parent Up Please!! on Universal to Copyprotect All CDs · · Score: -1

    +5, Damn Funny

  15. Ahoy, Matey! Problems with the logic! on Deep Space One Mission Comes To An End · · Score: -1

    This page lengthening post only works for those browsing at -1. You need to create an account that posts at +1 in order to truly enlighten the masses with your discovery.

  16. Thank God!! on Deep Space One Mission Comes To An End · · Score: -1

    I'm glad we got his ass finally. It looks like he died painfully! Phew!!

  17. I've Said it Once... on Deep Space One Mission Comes To An End · · Score: -1

    ...but that is magnificent. Klerk, I salute you!

  18. Will Jon Katz work? on Linux Kernel 2.5.1 is Out · · Score: -1

    I think if he were to go missing, no one would mind. In fact, I think it would be a cause for celebration! Not only would Slashdot be free of this abomination, but 13 year old boys could change their swimsuits at the pool without Jon leering at them from behind a locker.

  19. Re:two words on Linux Kernel 2.5.1 is Out · · Score: -1
    man patch


    that sounds almost as gay as "man finger"

  20. I Wupped Batman's Ass on Free & Non-Free Documentation · · Score: -1

    Batman got on my nerves
    He was running me amok
    He ridiculed me calling me a bum

    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass

    Batman thought he was bad
    He was a fucking asshole in the first place
    He got knocked to the floor

    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass

    Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
    I got back up and knocked him to the floor
    He was being such a jackoff

    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass
    I wupped Batman's ass

    Wheaties, breakfast of champions

  21. Re:GPL - Intellectual Theft on Free & Non-Free Documentation · · Score: -1

    We went with Windows because we wanted something stable and robust. Its apparent that Unix still has a ways to catch up before its as mature as Windows. We may revisit this issue several years down the road.

  22. A Fine Job You're Doing! on Audio Fingerprinting Via Cell Phones · · Score: -1

    That was an outstanding crapflood! Please don't release the source code to your program that you're writing, at least not under the GPL. If you do it will become property of Richard Stallman and God only knows what he will do with it. I tell ya, that man is more evil and monopoly driven than Bill Gates could ever dream about!

  23. Excellent Work! on Audio Fingerprinting Via Cell Phones · · Score: -1

    +5, Interesting

  24. GPL - Intellectual Theft on Free & Non-Free Documentation · · Score: -1

    Hello,

    Consulting for several large companies, I'd always done my work on Windows. Recently however, a top online investment firm asked us to do some work using Linux. The concept of having access to source code was very appealing to us, as we'd be able to modify the kernel to meet our exacting standards which we're unable to do with Microsoft's products.

    Although we met several technical challenges along the way (specifically, Linux's lack of Token Ring support and the fact that we were unable to defrag its ext2 file system), all in all the process went smoothly. Everyone was very pleased with Linux, and we were considering using it for a great deal of future internal projects.

    So you can imagine our suprise when we were informed by a lawyer that we would be required to publish our source code for others to use. It was brought to our attention that Linux is copyrighted under something called the GPL, or the Gnu Protective License. Part of this license states that any changes to the kernel are to be made freely available. Unfortunately for us, this meant that the great deal of time and money we spent "touching up" Linux to work for this investment firm would now be available at no cost to our competitors.

    Furthermore, after reviewing this GPL our lawyers advised us that any products compiled with GPL'ed tools - such as gcc - would also have to its source code released. This was simply unacceptable.

    Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position. We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.

    I think the biggest thing keeping Linux from being truly competitive with Microsoft is this GPL. Its draconian requirements virtually guarentee that no business will ever be able to use it. After my experience with Linux, I won't be recommending it to any of my associates. I may reconsider if Linux switches its license to something a little more fair, such as Microsoft's "Shared Source". Until then its attempts to socialize the software market will insure it remains only a bit player.

    Thank you for your time.

  25. Re:I found some semen in my diaper on 3D Images Of Valles Marineris · · Score: -1

    Jon Katz, please stop posting your fantasies on Slashdot.