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  1. Re:Quick sanity test on 'Alien Life' Story of Dubious Provenance Goes Viral · · Score: 1

    Lithobraking had previously been considered unachievable, until the brilliant introduction of post-hoc crumplezones.

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  2. Re:Best is two shifts with some recovery time betw on Ask Slashdot: Does Your Work Schedule Make You Unproductive? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I always insist upon a tetrahedron in my employment contract.

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  3. Re:d20? on Physicists Discover Geometry Underlying Particle Physics · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are entangled with the Schrodragon.
    You both win and lose initiative.

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  4. Re:Bejeweled... on Physicists Discover Geometry Underlying Particle Physics · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kirk: My god Spock, it's an ampi
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    hedon

    Take your TNG and get off my lawn, ya damn kids!

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  5. Re:No, the little people don't have all the money on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 1

    I actually read those other articles. There's no "Reliable source problem here".

    The "healing" story looks to be perfectly valid research on a previously undiscovered mechanism that takes place in sterile fetal tissue. The tissue around the wound contracts, effectively contracting the size of the wound. Then other healing mechanisms kick in to fully close the wound. This isn't going to provide scar-free plastic surgery, at least not in the foreseeable future.

    The Cosmology story, I'll start out by saying that when a headline says scientist says "x MAY y", I take that as a blatant tag that we're talking about a speculative new idea. I don't see a problem with a story on speculative science ideas when reported as speculative. It looks like some scientists wrote up an interesting new idea to explain the apparent acceleration of the expansion of the universe, and which appears to fit well with certain other observations. However as the article notes, there's a serious problem/hole in the theory. It was an interesting read, if you're into that sort of thing, but the hole in the theory is almost certainly going to turn out to be fatal.

    Anyway, their claim is that, based on Zipf's law, there must be some "long tail" of unknown small financial institutions which have vast but uncounted assets. No way.

    "No way" is right. That's not what it says at all.
    They said that the collection of all companies follows Zipf's law, and they get the "shadow banking value" from the abnormally deflated HEAD of the curve, NOT the long tail.

    They're not saying there's some "unknown small financial institutions which have vast but uncounted assets", they're saying the biggest corporations are underreporting. And it's a known fact that they are underreporting. They merely came up with a way to calculate the size of the known underreporting.

    "It is in the nature of markets to move money from the many to the few."

    That point is mentioned in the story, and it it is in fact a crucial part of how they obtained their result. The biggest corporations, the ones most closely engaged in working the money market itself, are vastly underreporting just how much they have worked the market to move ~100 Trillion dollars from the many to the few.

    Examining the graph it looks like this figure is attributable, almost entirely, to the 16 largest corporations in the world. And if they are right about the size of these unreported assets, the underreported value is greater than the entire global GDP.

    And another point jumps to my mind. Large corporations have been gaming the system to avoid taxes. Capturing even just ONE PERCENT of this figure would completely solve the entire US budget deficit. I realize that these are not exclusively US companies, but certainly much of this value is U.S. based. Capturing about 2.5% of this figure, spread across the relevant countries, would pretty much solve everyone's deficits.

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  6. Re:The 1980s: the golden age of the family on Toronto Family Bans All Technology In Their Home Made After 1986 · · Score: 1

    I came here to post some lighthearted joke about Amish... but the father and kid are wearing mullets?
    Ok, that's not funny anymore.

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  7. Re:How your car thief will will steal your cars. on Your Brain Waves Are a Password: How Your Next Car Will Check You're Not a Thief · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe brain patterns typically alter when the head is separated from the body.

    "Typically" implies you think that's true for more than than 50% of the population.
    I dunno, either you're an optimist or I'm a cynic.

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  8. Re:Your Global Warming Conspiracy on New X Prize Quest: Sensors To Probe Oceanic Acid Levels · · Score: 1

    Global Warming is a Hoax, and the ocean's pH isn't changing. The Bible says it's 30. Always has been, always will be. (Until Judgement Day anyhow.)

    Where does the Bible say it's 30? I forget the exact verse, but I know it's in the same chapter that says the Earth is 6000 years old.

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  9. Re:The problem with golden rice is lack of fat on Interview With Professor Potrykus, Inventor of Golden Rice · · Score: 1

    If them poor people don't wanna go blind they should just eat carrots. Like we do at the Iowa State Fair.
    Deep fried in butter, then served with a thick butter sauce.

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  10. Re:Idiots are against Golden Rice on Interview With Professor Potrykus, Inventor of Golden Rice · · Score: 1

    You linked to a Score:0 Anonymous Coward, who I think was probably making a sarcastic joke that they should obviously just eat more carrots. However after you posted we got at least two certifiable cases:
    Score:5, Insightful ranting we should just "encourage them to grow more sweet potatoes" and
    Score:5, Informative ranting they should just eat sweet potatoes and moringa tree leaves.

    If they are growing rice, there are probably reasons that they grow rice. Maybe sweet potatoes don't grow in that soil and climate. Maybe they can't obtain an economically viable yeild. Maybe moringa tree leaves taste like shit. (WTF is a moringa tree anyway?) Maybe there are cultural reasons. It doesn't matter what the reasons are, it doesn't much matter if they are good reasons. The fact is that six hundred thousand children are DYING each year and another half million are going BLIND each year, and yelling at people in extreme poverty to just "eat some goddamn vegetables you idiots" is not a particularly successful solution. I kinda suspect that curing blindness and vitamin-deficiency disease might provide a teensy-weensy bit of help for them to climb themselves out of poverty.

    If I found a mutant variety of rice out in the wild which contained Vitamin A, these GMO ranters would embracing it because it's a NATURAL mutant. We knew we wanted rice containing Vitamin A, we looked for it, we didn't find it (yet), that mutation might pop up in a field somewhere tomorrow..... but somehow it magically becomes daaaaaaaaangerous if we make it ourselves rather than waiting around looking for that "natural" mutation. Because a natural mutation potentially making cyanide in your food is somehow better than intelligently, carefully, deliberately putting vitamins into food.... because if we smartly do it that's unnaaaaaaatural.

    There's the old Luddite saying: "If man were meant to fly he would have been born with wings"
    Fuck that. If we weren't meant to engineer artificial solutions to problems we wouldn't have been born with brains. Well, some of us anyway.

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  11. Re:This Was News Yesterday on Man Killed By His Own Radio-Controlled Helicopter In Brooklyn · · Score: 1

    And you misspeled CanHasDIY.

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  12. Re:This Was News Yesterday on Man Killed By His Own Radio-Controlled Helicopter In Brooklyn · · Score: 1

    You mispelled sarcastic.

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  13. Re:Codec? on LGPL H.265 Codec Implementation Available; Encoding To Come Later · · Score: 1

    Is it really as little as every second or two?

    That is configurable, and typically ranges between about a half second and ten seconds. In fact I've been seeing about ten seconds between key-frames in some of the movies on my cable TV. It's visible as a faint fog that creeps up in very dark scenes, and abruptly vanishes to black at the next key-frame. The sudden jump is distracting, but it's even more distracting consciously realizing I'm "watching a CODEC" rather than "watching a movie. Chuckle.

    Isn't it "how the current frame is different than the PREVIOUS frame"?

    Yeah, my description was a little sloppy.

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  14. Re:Patents. on LGPL H.265 Codec Implementation Available; Encoding To Come Later · · Score: 4, Informative

    New Zealand is now one of those countries.

    No. The New Zealand bill was a scam, and all the news coverage screwed up and fell for the scam. The main body of the bill directly stated that software was not patentenable, but Supplementary Order Paper No 237 provided "clarification" that only software-as-such was not patentable, and further "clarified" that software-as-such ONLY included patent claims which merely added on-a-computer to something old. In legalese, they excluded patent claims who's sole contribution was that it was a program.

    10A Computer programs
    (1) A computer program is not an invention and not a manner of manufacture for the purposes of this Act.
      (2) Subsection (1) prevents anything from being an invention or a manner of manufacture for the purposes of this Act only to the extent that a claim in a patent or an application relates to a computer program as such.
    (3) A claim in a patent or an application relates to a computer program as such if the actual contribution made by the alleged invention lies solely in it being a computer program.

    This means the bill actually MANDATED pure software patents, so long as the patent claim described some new math or something.

    For example the classic pure-software patent catastrophe was the GIF patent... that patent claimed some new mathematics for converting one series of numbers (representing a picture) into a shorter series of numbers (a GIF compressed picture). The patent described (contributed) new mathematics, therefore the it's patentable. The RSA public-key crypto software patent is also still patentable, it claims new math for encrypting stuff. All audio and video codec patents, all patentable in New Zealand.

    The only patents they excluded was the stupidest level stuff like "fill out your tax form exactly the same way you filled it out last year, but I want a patent on doing it with software".

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  15. Re:Codec? on LGPL H.265 Codec Implementation Available; Encoding To Come Later · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not even that. The current version is basically just a glorified slideshow viewer.

    The way most video codecs work is they start by storing a full picture once every second or two. These are called key-frames, or intra-frames. The frames in between key-frames are called inter-frames, and this is where 90+% of the real work of a codec happens. These frames are stored as a short description of how the current frame is different than the last key-frame. Instead of storing the full picture you just describe what parts of the picture are moving, or if part of the picture is getting brighter or darker, or if colors are shifting.

    Currently, libde265 only decodes intra frames, inter-frame decoding is under construction.

    It's essentially a slideshow viewer, showing something akin to a series of JPEG pictures. Basically the entire CODEC is missing, the part that compresses and decompresses all the video frames in between.

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  16. Easy on What Marketers Think They Know About You and What They Really Do · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What marketers know about me:
    He's running AdBlock.

    What marketers think they know:
    Everyone wants to see relevant ads.
    He's running AdBlock because he's annoyed that the ads he's been seeing aren't relevant enough.

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  17. Re:The article you linked quotes exactly what I sa on New Zealand Bans Software Patents · · Score: 1

    Oh, a little clarification on the US Supreme Court and US law.

    The Supreme Court handed down some good, but somewhat murky, rulings a few decades ago. Since then the lower courts have gone batshit insane throwing out all limitations on patentability.

    Part of the reason is that many court cases involving a megacorp on one side demanding they be given a patent on X, and on the other side is some lawyer from the patent office arguing X isn't a valid invention. And of course the army of megacorp lawyers tends to steamroll the patent office lawyer, establishing some new tidbit of twisted precedence. Case, after case, after case, they steadily pushed the line (and the rules) off into the Twilight Zone.

    Oh, and the corporations are free to file their case in any US district they want. So they ALL file in the same district... the Eastern District of Texas. That district has a well deserved reputation for judges having the most extreme ideology, granting and uphold anything that has the word "patent" scribbled on it in crayon.

    In the last few years the Supreme Court has taken notice and started issuing some harsh smackdowns against the nutty logic of the lower courts. Unfortunately the Supreme Court has been issuing "narrow" rulings, basically they've stated that X Y and Z are insane interpretations of patent law, they've said invalid patents are being granted, but haven't clarified which or how many invalid patents are being granted, and basically all the Supreme Court said is "Yo, you're fucking up, go back and follow our old rulings on patents". Except the lower courts have spent the last few decades becoming experts in how to actively not understand those Supreme Court rulings.

    So, the current general practice of US patent law is that they still accept insane patents from Twilight Zone, but the judges know most of the basis for doing so has been struck down, and the judges are arguing with each other in utter confusion desperately trying to figure out some coherent set of logic and rules.

    And a major problem is that any sane set of rules, anything coherent with the old Supreme Court rules, is basically going to invalidate over a HUNDRED THOUSAND existing patents. Many of the district judges are dead set on the mindset that those patents are valid, and the more reasonable judges are insecure at the prospect of making a "radical" ruling that would create chaos by invalidating vast numbers of existing patents.

    Ummm... this post was supposed to be a "small note" explaining the Supreme Court quote from my other post, and why we're in a mess despite having that obvious-solution quote. I guess I got carried away. Chuckle.

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  18. Re:The article you linked quotes exactly what I sa on New Zealand Bans Software Patents · · Score: 1

    My perspective on computer programs is that they're always implementations of some kind of algorithm

    Agreed :)

    And you'll probably appreciate this U.S. Supreme Court quote:
    [this] Court explained the correct procedure for analyzing a patent claim employing a mathematical algorithm. Under this procedure, the algorithm is treated for 101 purposes as though it were a familiar part of the prior art; the claim is then examined to determine whether it discloses 'some other inventive concept.'

    It just seems so intuitive and obvious to me that it's hard to understand how anyone can read it differently.

    Yep and yep. It has been a long and painful wrapping my head around the language and logic they use. Unfortunately being able to read it has pretty much only accomplished one-way communication so far. Every time I discuss it with a software-patent advocate I can't seem to get them to wrap their head around the (obvious to us) point that certain patent-claims disclose nothing more than new-math, and that a new math equation or new math function or new math algorithm isn't an invention.

    Hell, the New Zealand law was uncommonly easy to understand. In a lot of these cases they state "Software, as such, is not patentable", without the extra explanation given in this law. Now, I'm sure you look at that and think it says software isn't patentable. But in their language "software, as such" means "software that doesn't do anything". You see, you're not claiming a patent on the software (as such), you're claiming a patent on software that does something.... you're claiming what the software does. And what the software does isn't "software as such".

    Laws that loudly and pointlessly proclaim they exclude patents on "software-that-does-nothing". If you ever see "as such", that's what it means.

    Yeah. Painful.

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  19. Re:The article you linked quotes exactly what I sa on New Zealand Bans Software Patents · · Score: 1

    That's what this law says, so I think it's a victory for common sense.

    No. Common sense says that new-poetry is not an invention, new-movie-plots are not an invention, and new-math is not an invention. A survey of programmers found 94% of programmers saying it's not an invention. And pardon my America-centric reference here, but the U.S. Supreme Court said it's not an invention:

    [this] Court explained the correct procedure for analyzing a patent claim employing a mathematical algorithm. Under this procedure, the algorithm is treated for 101 purposes as though it were a familiar part of the prior art; the claim is then examined to determine whether it discloses "some other inventive concept."

    Software is nothing more than a particular form of written-out algorithm. "New software" is nothing more than a written out "new math algorithm". All software is required to be treated as familiar prior art. You can certainly list software inside or in conjunction with an invention, the presence of software obviously doesn't remove patentability, but software itself cannot be an invention. "new math" cannot provide the requisite novelty or non-obviousness. Describing a new math algorithm isn't an invention, you only have an invention if you disclose "some other inventive concept" beyond the (presumed familiar prior art) software.

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  20. Science schmience on Huge Canyon Discovered Under Greenland Ice · · Score: 3, Funny

    was carved out by a great river more than four million years ago

    More lies straight from the pits of hell.
    Obviously this super-canyon was carved during Noah's flood.
    Another Win for Flood geology!

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  21. Re:Devil's Advocate Here on USPTO Publishes Suggestions For Intellectual Property Enforcement · · Score: 1

    Crapman and Dropin?

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  22. Re:a sampling of responses on USPTO Publishes Suggestions For Intellectual Property Enforcement · · Score: 1

    Alexis Parrish: My name is Alexis Parrish And I need to get my own patent please have someone. Contact me at
    alexisparrish28@gmail.com... US should come up with its own distinct logo that must be present
    somewhere on every item traded ;)

    Ooooh...... was this supposed to be a thread for posting fake responses? Sorry, my bad.

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  23. Re:The article you linked quotes exactly what I sa on New Zealand Bans Software Patents · · Score: 1

    where the actual contribution of an invention lies solely in it being a computer program, it is ineligible for patent protection... it will not be possible to obtain a patent for an invention that involves or makes use of the computer program if the sole inventive feature is that it is a computer program

    It seems to be saying that computer programs by themselves, even if completely novel, are ineligible for patent protection

    Maybe I've spend too much time learning to read patent law (and copyright law), but I'm baffled how you think it says that. It's clearly saying the only time you can't get a patent is if the *sole* contribution is that it's a program. A "contribution" means "the new thing I'm teaching the world."

    Consider the classic software-patent-catastrophy example, the GIF patent. It is a purely mathematical contribution teaching how to convert one series of numbers (representing a picture) into a shorter series of numbers (representing the identical picture). This is "useful" because the picture can now be stored in a computer using less memory, and because the picture can be sent over the internet more quickly. That's the "contribution".

    The law mandates that this sort of pure software patent, pure mathematics patent, must be patentable.

    The only thing excluded is a patent which contributes NOTHING beyond adding the words "on a computer" to some old non-patentable thing.

    And we have many in the software community cheering victory, when in fact this is a complete bait-and-switch defeat.

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  24. Re:actually, no on New Zealand Bans Software Patents · · Score: 1

    The 237 supplement mandates that any software passing the usual "new" and "useful" requirements MUST be patentable.

    10A Computer programs

            (1) A computer program is not an invention and not a manner of manufacture for the purposes of this Act.

            (2) Subsection (1) prevents anything from being an invention or a manner of manufacture for the purposes of this Act only to the extent that a claim in a patent or an application relates to a computer program as such.

            (3) A claim in a patent or an application relates to a computer program as such if the actual contribution made by the alleged invention lies solely in it being a computer program.

    The ONLY thing excluded from patentability is something like a program to fill out your tax form, where the SOLE contribution is that it's software doing it. It rules out "X on a computer" if X is something old, and NOTHING is added to it other than "on a computer".

    All the standard software patents, the GIF patent, the RSA encryption, patent, the MP3 and other audio/video codec patents, all contain novel mathematical contributions. The GIF patent contribution is that compresses image data. The RSA patent contribution is a new public-key encryption.

    This is a complete and utter loss for programmers. They ruled out a laughable narrow category of blatantly bogus patent claims, and otherwise mandated any software that does anything "novel" and "useful" must be patentable.

    It's appalling that such a large segment of the geek community have been completely swindled by it.

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  25. Re:This rule applies to EVERYBODY on Measles Outbreak Tied To Texas Megachurch · · Score: 1

    We could be the slow kids.

    Here's a depressing thought for you:
    The triumphant day arrives when we finally meet intelligent aliens, only to discover we idiot humans are NOT the ones riding the short bus.

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