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  1. I lost my Jimmy Hoffa on 500 EURO reward for finding car by finding laptop · · Score: 1

    But don't think he had a laptop... and eithe way I didn't record the MAC address. Bummer.

  2. Did you check out this project on Developing Open Source Defense Projects · · Score: 1

    From what I can tell this project is already stable and ready for production. It even has a sophisticated simulator to test the missile firing alogrythms if you don't happen to actually have a real missile to fire. Check out the source code.

  3. Longhorn is on the way on Omniscience Protocol · · Score: 1

    I already run the beta of the OC... Windows XP.

  4. Finally, affordable child care on Xbox Price Drop To $149 Now Official · · Score: 1

    With a $149 X-box and ten of the best murder simulators for $19.99 a piece everyone can finally afford childcare.

  5. Re:Google's Directory / dmoz is dead on Google Offers Personalized Search · · Score: 1

    No doubt the first submission to this new site would be goatse.cx

    And it would be accepted and filed under petting zoo?

  6. Re:This looks cool, however.... on Google Offers Personalized Search · · Score: 1

    I'm going to put that warning on the front of my cube.

  7. I love that game... on China Blocks Typepad, Prompts Weblog Blackout · · Score: 1

    I have not idea why China would block Taipei or Mahjongg, whatever you call it. I mean, that game w/ the little tiles is so fun and addictive. I mean why would China block... oooohhhh... Typepad... in that case who really cares?

  8. Risk vs. Return on Creativity, a Problem for the Gaming Industry? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you look at game companies, instead of the entire industry, you'll see that it makes a lot of sense to focus their limited resources on producing sequals to top selling games. This is common in most (all?) entertainment industries. They'll make incremental improvements, focus heavily on tweaking gameplay, adding features, enhancing graphics, and then take the money, the internal experience, and the code libraries to their next innovative idea. As soon as people started getting tired of playing Half-Life 4: Half and Half and Halfed again... they'll be an opening for an innovative and interesting game. Now of course, some other company without a franchise like HF2 may come along and shake things up, but again, it's less risky to target and existing market.

    It takes a lot of money to make a commercially successful game, and most investors don't want to invest in "starving artists" with just and idea and no real solid plan for financial return.

  9. Re:Forget world tours, show us the drivers on HP to Globally Launch Linux-Based PCs · · Score: 1

    I agree, and I refuse to use an AMD or Intel processor until the come w/ Linux support out of the box too. And don't get me started about my demands on those chipset vendors!

  10. Re:The cynic speaks... on HP to Globally Launch Linux-Based PCs · · Score: 1

    I like your cadence... let me try...

    Faust7 bathes occasionally, but only in yesterday's bathwater.

    Oh yeah, this is fun... I'm going to give it another go.

    RedHat has pulled out of the Linux desktop support business, unwashed masses still wear Fedoras.

    Novell must develop a strong "pimp hand" and good "street sense" in order to turn a profit from it's stable of Linux biatches.

    I have nothing to say, and even less time to say it.

  11. And in other news... on U.S. Students Shun Computer Science, Engineering · · Score: 0, Troll

    John Kerry promises to create millions of jobs for the unskilled, unwashed, unmotivate, uneducated masses in the new video game and junk food testing industries.

    Hower Dean supports the decision with a resounding "GWAUAUAHEUE"

  12. Can I get that Pentium Super Sized on Intel Plans CPU Naming Change · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yup, and fries too.

  13. New site is much more dashing on Compensation for Bandwidth Costs is Extortion? · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what the old site looked like, but the new site is much more dashing than the old site!

  14. Better funding model on Former FCC Chief Touts "Big Broadband" · · Score: 1

    Although the proposed funding model is... creative, to say the least I'm certain we'd be better off sticking to the tried and true methods for raising capital for large expenditures. Namely, standing in stopped traffic at a busy intersection requesting donations or by having "free" carwashes. Everyone please sign up at your local bulletin boards.

  15. DREAM JOB OFFER! on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 1, Funny

    The two key elements of any dream job are comradery and a physically active work day. Most people suffer through horrible jobs in overly air conditioned cubicle farms surrounded by people the don't know or only know enough to know that they despise them. These poor saps are constantly being bombarded by commands from managers who aimlessly trying to keep a sinking ship from catching fire. Now, imagine a job where everyone worked together, in unison, for a single purpose. A job where management was clear in their direction and purpose. A job which allowed you to move about and be physically active. You'll feel as if you accomplished something at the end of the day, even if the task seemed like moving a mountain, because you and your teammates were doing it together. You'll save money and time on trips to the gym because you'll be active each and every day. If this sounds like a job for you, and you have the will to succeed, please call.

    Stan Dardevil
    Alaskan Salt Mines, Inc.
    555-NOW-TOIL

  16. Re:Ultimate job: House husband... on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 1

    Keep dreaming.

  17. Re:Yeah, nice use of taxdollars. on US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font · · Score: 1

    Interesting, because in The South we listen to a lot of CCR. Coincidence? I think not.

  18. Declare the area a bird free zone... on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    and any birds that venture past the signs do so at their own risk.

  19. Pop on Off-The-Shelf Online Music Stores · · Score: 1

    There it went.

  20. Re:ITMS shows microeconomic theory works. on Apple Announces 25 Million Song Downloads · · Score: 1

    Hey, stop with all of the logic and sound reasoning, you're going to silence all of the kiddie's rants. And if they can't rant incoherently on Slashdot they'll return to the streets and form maurading street gangs. So, please for the public's safety, tow the party line.

    Down with SCO, down with Microsoft, down with the RIAA. I say. Hey hey.

  21. Re:0 from me thanks to DRM on Apple Announces 25 Million Song Downloads · · Score: 1

    I like the megaphone analogy.

    I'd rent movies, but I should be free to return them any time I want to, and since those money loving thieves at Blockbuster want me to return them in 5 days, I say screw them! I'm protesting the MPAA, RIAA, CIA, Blockbuster, Disney, Microsoft, and OPEC.

  22. Re:2-3gb on Toshiba Develops 0.85'' Hard Disk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, or maybe they'll finally realize that everyone wants RAID in their IPods! With smaller drives they can make it happen. How are you supposed to run a serious production IPod w/o some form of disk redundancy! I mean seriously now Apple, let's get w/ the program.

  23. Price in USD on Toshiba Develops 0.85'' Hard Disk · · Score: 1

    Article stated: The company expects each drive to cost around 30,000 yen ($278.46) initially, but projects that mass production will push down the price to less than 10,000 yen ($92.83) within a few years.

    Of course, exchange rates may change significantly before the price drops to 10,000 yen.

  24. Re:A drop on the factual side on Toshiba Develops 0.85'' Hard Disk · · Score: 2, Informative

    As the article stated:

    Despite the smaller size, Toshiba's HDD has a storage capacity of 2-3GB

  25. Re:Thanks for the whitespace! on Free IBM Computers For UK Households · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope... he just forgot to insert the ads.