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  1. Re:Heh. on Macs May No Longer Be Immune to Viruses · · Score: -1

    twat

  2. Re:End on Overclocking the Super Nintendo · · Score: -1

    How can a comment be insightful when it makes no grammatical sense?

    I shit out things with more highly developed intellectual capabilities than the average /. modder most mornings before breakfast.

    Fuck you all.

  3. Re:Anti-competative! Predatory! Monopoly! on Windows Vista To Make Dual-Boot A Challenge? · · Score: -1

    You're using A FUCKING COMPUTER you dozy fucking twat. If you can't fucking spell then use a fucking spell-checking service. Jesus, do you still use candles for lighting in your home? Ride a horse to work? Bleating about being a victim of dyslexia is pretty pathetic in 2006.

  4. Re:Anti-competative! Predatory! Monopoly! on Windows Vista To Make Dual-Boot A Challenge? · · Score: -1, Troll

    You managed to spell competitive incorrectly TWICE.

    That makes you double stupid.

  5. Re:BMW C-1 on Low Emission Cars Continue to Gain Popularity · · Score: 0

    You MUST wear a helmet in the UK.

  6. Re:Trying to outdo the NGage on Nokia's New All-In-One Phone · · Score: 0

    IME Nokia 'phones have the best call performance bar none. My girlfriend's various Samsungs have been pretty flaky by comparison, but she seems to like them...

    My Nokia 8910 has NEVER dropped a call!

  7. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... on IE The Great Microsoft Blunder? · · Score: 0

    Dogs are actually quite easy to kill with a hammer.

  8. Re:WOO HOO! on Dell to Buy Alienware? · · Score: 0

    I said "what's your real name?" to one of these operatives the other day and the guy laughed like a drain. If he told me his name was Sanjeev or Sunil I wouldn't care at all - one of my best friends is called Sanjeev. Why the hypersensitivity?

  9. Re:In Soviet Russia... on WinXP on a Mac, Hoax? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The word is 'than' you fucking imbecile.

  10. Re:Portable TV never worked and never will on Network TV Downloadable Via iTunes · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hey, if you consider VHS resolution files to be 'perfectly acceptable' then that's your problem. I don't. Just like I don't want to abandon CD-Audio for crappy MP4/MP4 files, I'm not about to abandon DVD-Video for crappy 320x240 sub-VCD files.

    Fuck that for a game of soldiers - I just got the DVD-Video of 'Straight Story' for £2.99, explkain to me again why I'd pay £1.79 for a SINGLE EPISODE of some shitty TV show in 320x240 not-even-the-right-aspect-ratio-o-rama?

    If Apple want to offer D1 sized files FOR A START, maybe we can make some progress.

  11. Re:Only The REAL Thing Counts... on TB-303 Give-Aways from Propellerheads and d-lusion · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    twat

  12. Re:MySQL? on No More Apple Mysteries Part Two · · Score: 0

    "descent speed"?

    What's that, terminal velocity?

  13. Re:Bitorrent User Group on King Kong vs. Movie Pirates · · Score: 0

    Exactly - SOLICITING and PIMPING are the crimes, a private arrangement between two adult is not actually illegal. Still, who the hell wants to fuck a prostitute? You'd be safer fucking a stray dog.

  14. AFFECTED on Creative Zens Ship with Worms · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you fucking imbeciles!

  15. Re:Power Efficiency? on Apple Hedges Its Bet on New Intel Chips · · Score: 0

    Ahhhhh!

  16. Re:Power Efficiency? on Apple Hedges Its Bet on New Intel Chips · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    assloads?

  17. War on Terror My Arse! on Weapons of War Now Include Lightning Guns · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This is nothing but a good, old-fashioned, imperial war of commercial colonisation.

    Whether or not that is a bad thing is the question we should be asking, but the anglo regimes keep tying us up with nonsense about terrorism and WoMD.

  18. Re:Yeah, it's a gimmick! on Sony Describes DS As Gimmick · · Score: 0

    allot = VALID
    a lot = VALID
    alot = INVALID

  19. Re:the promise? on Intel Ports Developer Tools to Mac OS X · · Score: 0

    +1, Nasal Tea Ejection

  20. Re:So much for Moore's Law on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: 0

    "By dropping the energy requirements by a fifth, you can consequently have five times as many cores for the same heat-dissipating capacity"

    "a fifth" = 20%. If you drop energy requirements by 20% and then multiply by 5, you're up to 400% of the original power.

  21. Re:Neuronal Grids on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: 0

    Hours and hours of dreary sado-masochistic porn?

  22. Re:So What's Next After Multi-Cores and Low Power? on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: 0

    Isn't that what the Blue Man Group have been doing all these years?

  23. Re:Now that Apple has joined the Intel bandwagon . on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: 0

    Score:5, Arse Kicking Delivered

  24. Re:But notice, they didn't have any OS X machines. on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Quite. Getting Apple on board might be big news in the Apple world, but the rest of the universe doesn't even know what 'Intel Inside' means or why they should care. Now Apple too has been assimilated, all we need is for AMD to go bankrupt and chip development will grind to a halt completely. You can't beat a good, old fashioned, American monopoly!

  25. Re:Power concerns on Intel Reveals Next-Gen CPUs · · Score: 0

    Open the side of your box and look at the size of the radiator on those chips - it's got to be AT LEAST 100W for the pair of 'em.