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IE The Great Microsoft Blunder?

JordanL writes "Hot on the heels of the beta rollouts of IE 7, comes an editorial from John Dvorak declaring IE the biggest mistake Microsoft has ever made. From the article: 'All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work as first advertised [...] If you were to put together a comprehensive profit-and-loss statement for IE, there would be a zero in the profits column and billions in the losses column--billions.'"

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  1. Definitely not 0 profit... by SlashChick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dvorak doesn't mention what is probably the greatest profit center related to IE: MSN.com. It's highly unlikely that MSN.com would be the #3 search engine if it weren't for MSN being the default search engine for IE. It's rumored that Google averages 12 cents of revenue per query on google.com... if MSN makes even half of what Google does per query, we're talking about hundreds of millions of dollars per year in revenue. This recurring revenue stream is more than enough to justify an investment in a browser.

    Other possible revenue streams for Microsoft IE include toolbar buttons and bookmarks, as well as the licensing of Internet Explorer to AOL and other companies to use as their default browser. Whether IE is profitable or not is still a mystery, but I definitely wouldn't say it has been a zero for Microsoft.

    1. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dvorak doesn't understand business. IE is a loss leader. You give out IE in order to get other stuff back. This is the kind of thing we live with all the time in marketing. Our department always "loses" money, but without our department, the business wouldn't have any customers... so are we a money sink? Dvorak, apparently, would say yes.

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    2. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Further to this, it keeps people away from free products like Firefox. I would guess the browser is the number 1 most used piece of sofware on an avg. Joe's pc. If Joe found out he can download software for free, he's going to wonder why he pays for that electronic typewriter program (Word). So he may try OOo. And we all know that small FOSS consumption leads to worse and worse problems, like linux, and before we know it, Joe doesn't want microsoft any more as he is actively contributing to the codebase on several sourceforge projects.

      Monopolies fall, economy is crushed, and we all end up eating eggshells from rubbish dumps. Just because of IE being abandoned.

      Perhaps an overstatement, but it's no worse than the Pap dvorak spews :-)

    3. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by adolfojp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MSN could be the default search engine of any browser that Microsoft decided to bundle.

      Opera uses Google as a default search engine because of a smart bussiness deal.

      MS could easily do the same.

    4. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know. I mean, if MS did bundle another browser, they could set that bundled browser to MSN.com, and reap all the same profits. It would almost have to be expected that they would. In which case, they're wasting money on IE.

      The biggest problem with IE is that it is linked to the OS, which is why security exploits in IE are the biggest headache for microsoft. Hell, I love Apache. I view it as pretty secure. But there is no way in hell I'd pick up an OS where Apache was an inextricable part of the kernel. The very idea is absurd...Apache touches the internet, therefore, it is a security problem. End of story. IE touches the internet, therefore it is a security problem. Firefox, Opera, it doesn't matter. Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows.

      I think Dvorak is 100% correct (first time for me)...If they used any other browser, they could lay half their security problems at it's feet. They could point the finger, and shake their heads, and talk about how secure their system is and how, if they built a browser, it would be completely secure and oh-so-functional. Instead they look awful, and their browser is a technological fossil.

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    5. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by f0dder · · Score: 1

      He doesn't count the licenses to IIS servers, exchange servers plus whatever tools goes into making a complete browser/server system. I can say giving away cell phones for free is retarded but that would be missing the big picture wouldn't it?

    6. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      IE is a loss leader. You give out IE in order to get other stuff back.

      Microsoft bundles IE with Windows to leverage Windows' monopoly to gain marketshare for IE. Once IE has high marketshare, then Microsoft can control indirectly the website developers. Have you ever noticed how many websites are written to accommodate the bugs in IE?

    7. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ottothecow · · Score: 3, Funny
      From the tagging:

      troll, dvorak (ie stupid idiot)

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    8. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by diersing · · Score: 5, Funny
      "the bugs in IE?"

      Features, man, they're FEATURES!!

    9. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by linvir · · Score: 1
      Yes, that's true. But now you need to fill in the "???" part:
      1. Take over the desktop
      2. Use monopoly to influence web development
      3. ???
      4. Profit!!!

      I don't know of any Microsoft courses named "Dealing with the shortcomings of our software". I do hear a lot of "I keep Windows for testing sites in IE" though. Is that the sort of thing you mean?

    10. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 4, Interesting
      From the tagging:

      troll, dvorak (ie stupid idiot)

      Is anybody else noticing how many aricles are being tagged "troll"? Won't make for a very good indexing mechanism is every third article has the same keyword...
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    11. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by __aabwba5127 · · Score: 0

      I agree that most of what Dvorak shouts out is pure rubbish, but I think he also has a valid point here. Despite its enormous ressources, all MS can account for with IE 7 is a poor imitation of Firefox/Opera with one of the crudest GUIs available out there. Also: security holes galore...

    12. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Informative

      IE7 has been removed from the explorer shell and actually functions like a normal application again. In otherwords it took 10 years to go back to the win 95 model.

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    13. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      I think Dvorak is 100% correct (first time for me)...If they used any other browser, they could lay half their security problems at it's feet.

      He might be correct in referring to IE as a "blunder", but it is in no way responsible for vista being late. By blaming IE, he's basically suggesting that software development can be sped up by throwing more money and people at it and that microsoft is so strapped for cash that they can't hire anyone else to work on vista.

    14. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by fredclown · · Score: 1

      IE7 has changed this a ton. The security with IE7 is much beefed up. Also with Vista IE7 and the Windows Explorer are no longer linked. They are separate programs.

    15. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by AlephZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows."

      Um, if your house doesn't have windows or doors the burglars can just walk in.

    16. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Dvorak doesn't understand business.
      Marketoïds do not understand the *REAL* universe, the one one that's governed by physical laws and logic.
    17. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows"

      Technically, that's incorrect.

      Current exterior wall construction for a large portion of the housing market consists of (from the outside-in)vinyl siding, Tyvek vapor barrier, a fibrous type sheathing (sometimes no more than 1/8" thick cardboard), glass fiber insulation, and gypsum wallboard. All of these material are easily cut with a $1.99 utility knife.

      You can get into most houses these days with a knife and 5 minutes by going right through the wall.

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    18. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dvorak doesn't seem to realise that the IE development team and the Vista development team are different people. Yes, they work together on some things, but that's like saying GIMP is unnecessary, the developers' time could be better spent on Konqueror.

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    19. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Dvorak's columns are generally disappointing on all fronts. I suggest no longer reading them when they show up on the /. homepage, and just coming in to comment the same to whoever started whatever dreck he's output for the day. His only claim to fame should be not having anything to do with whoever invented a more efficient keyboard layout.

    20. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      My house, along with all the others I know, is built of bricks. I'd like to see you cut through them with a knife.

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    21. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct, what an insightful post! Some of the replies to the parent suggest that they could have done better by including another browser to push msn.com and not writing IE, however I believe that the tight integration of IE and the OS could not have been possible by simply distributing someone else's browser, and at some point that must have helped Microsoft somehow, otherwise they would not have continued doing so. Maybe IE provides software developers an avenue to easier, tighter integration w/Windows and that creates more income for Microsoft? (IANAP so maybe someone else knows if this is the case).

    22. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Interesting
      is anyone noticing how quickly my comment got modded troll? It is in reference to the tagging of the article, is a response to a comment saying dvorak is an idiot where I simply point out that the tagging system agrees. If anything it should be informative (if not at least interesting).

      Maybe that is why they are all getting tagged troll, /. is just troll-happy.

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    23. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Impossible.

      Microsoft has testified in court that IE cannot be separated from the "Core OS", whatever that means.

      Therefore, what you say cannot be true :)

      QED

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    24. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, here's another thing: Five years ago people said, "We can't migrate from Windows; all our stuff runs on Office, or some Windows-specific app." Now people say, "We can't migrate from Windows, all our web apps use Active-X controls and can only run on IE."

      Chris Mattern

    25. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 5, Funny

      As with most things in life, a good gas powered chain saw will do the job in a tenth of the time, and it's a lot more fun.

      Just make sure there aren't any electrical conduit where you're making your hole. That might make it less fun.

    26. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Step #3 == user lock-in.

      The profit there was HUGE. It still is.

      Billions? Easily.

      Keeping people from looking at alternatives in one field helps keep them from looking at alternatives in other fields, like their biggest cash cow - the office suite.

      Now that the browser isn't sufficient to keep people locked in (and now that browser-based apps are a threat to their underlying platofrm monopoly), they wish it would die, so they can lock people in with their latest strategy - dot.net. That's why, originally, there wasn't going to be an IE7.

    27. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by TimboJones · · Score: 1

      You don't know of any houses that are not made of bricks? You must live a very insular lifestyle.

    28. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol .. only Firefox gets away with that kind of deception.

    29. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by saider · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can get into most houses these days with a knife and 5 minutes by going right through the wall.

      5 minutes is 4 minutes and 50 seconds too long in a yard with a 120lb mastiff on the prowl.

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    30. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's usually easier to pull out a window frame...I used to do contractor work, and a few minutes with a "saws-all", and you can pop the whole window assembly out. Doors can work the same way, but it's not uncommon to have four inch screws connecting your door fram to the house frame.

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    31. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in the UK, at least 90%+ of houses are built of bricks; I know of somme that arn't, but those are mostly some form of concrete. I know on your side of the atlantic wood, for example is very popular, but I don't know a single house made of wood.

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    32. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Will it remain that way when Vista is released?

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    33. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's highly unlikely that MSN.com would be the #3 search engine if it
      > weren't for MSN being the default search engine for IE.

      Sorry - didn't realise MSN was a search engine. I thought it was "The Microsoft Network" - whatever that is.

    34. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by oscartheduck · · Score: 1

      Presumably, by insular you're punning on the idea of someone living in the UK, i.e. an island. If not, you're not taking into account that there's a global community that accesses slashdot on a daily (hourly, minutely...) basis. As such, your postulate is incompatible with the relevant data source. Most of the non-brick houses I can think of (though not necessarily a majority of the actual amount) in the U.K. are older than the United States.

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    35. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SuperRob · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has nothing to do with being a loss-leader. It's not ... because you can use IE on non-Windows platforms, not to mention that on Windows, you've already bought it. IE is value-add, in business parlance, not a loss-leader.

      That said, I posted in my blog where Dvorak really gets it wrong. It was never about technology. It was always about Microsoft trying to brand the internet. They didn't exactly succeed, but they did end up with a massive marketshare and a powerful brand in Internet Explorer, and that's why they've gone back to trying to right the good ship IE. They'd be foolish to abandon it.

      Something I didn't mention, though ... Microsoft's "Live" initiative probably relies on IE being updated to support more recent standards rather than having to hack everything together to work on the old IE6 codebase.

    36. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you the type of guy who walks into Dunkin' Donuts, points at the Munchkins and says, "LIAR! If those were really donut holes, they'd be full of AIR!"

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    37. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Interesting nitpick, but I have to say that the hypothetical house with no doors or windows would almost certainly be built of something more substantial than vinyl and vapor barrier...Why else would you bother trying to remove all possible ingress and egress? Since I personally have never owned or worked on a house that didn't at least have a layer of wood UNDER the vinyl, I'll have to take your word for the "large portion of the housing market" bit.

      My personal abode is, while not window and door-less, made of brick, and more traditional wooden siding, so if I chose to remove all windows and doors, using brick and wood, it would probably present something of a problem to your average thief, who typically doesn't come equipped with long ladders, sledgehammers, and chainsaws.

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    38. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's not much worse than older houses where above the first floor you had siding, lath, and plaster (and no insulation). I guess you might need a ladder and a hatchet.

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    39. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think a new batch of users got their first run at Mod points this week... There have been some absolute travesties of moderation going on this week.

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    40. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by scrow · · Score: 1

      I agree, indexing articles based on the tags might not be usefull, I kind of look at them as a microcosm of the type of posts I'm going to find inside. It is amazing how four words sum up hundreds of posts, all at once. If not in content, at least tone.

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    41. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dvorak doesn't understand business. IE is a loss leader. You give out IE in order to get other stuff back

      Also chances are the IE development team are completely separate to the Vista one, and have a different skill set. By developing IE, Microsoft has an HTML engine that suits their needs, without having to rely on some third-party. If you look around Windows XP, you will soon realise how much actually relies on that engine.

      The problems with Vista are probably bad management and trying to do too much in one go. If you look at one of the competitors, Apple, then you will see that they bring things out in managable increments. Sure it is $120 a year, but at least it is available and out there.

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    42. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but we were talking about a house w/o windows or doors.

    43. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The town where I currently live is in the heart of american Kaolin country, so almost all the houses here are also made of brick.

      I imagine the housing situation would be even more skewed to brick, if it weren't that we are also in the middle of some of the largest pine plantations in the US. I can only imagine what it would be like if I lived in a rockier place, with good clay, slate, and granite deposits.

      So while I "know of" houses that are made of other substances besides brick, I don't know of many houses around me that are a) non-brick and b) non-mobile.

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    44. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Actually it is possible that Microsoft is short of engineers at the moment, and its problems may not be solved by simply hiring more talent. Hiring competent people is a difficult and long process not immediately productive.

      All the engineers working on IE7 are not working on other key aspects of Vista, so it is a question of priorities.

    45. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      Do you have anyone who used to live in a house of straw or sticks living with you?

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    46. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by DrXym · · Score: 1

      And the all too familiar "Only works IE" must have done wonders to dampen enthusiasm for other operating systems.

    47. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Biff+Stu · · Score: 0, Troll

      So, are you a troll if you call a troll a troll?

    48. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by kinnell · · Score: 1
      It's highly unlikely that MSN.com would be the #3 search engine if it weren't for MSN being the default search engine for IE

      An effect they could also achieve by shipping a custom version of firefox, say, with the default search engine and search bar set to MSN. Of course they could never do this at this stage, having positioned IE as a flagship product of sorts.

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    49. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0

      Dogs are actually quite easy to kill with a hammer.

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    50. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by pocketstheclown · · Score: 0

      I don't remember the 3 little pigs making a house without windows, but I do remember the old wolf using the chain saw. Mother Goose Rules!

    51. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by kimvette · · Score: 4, Insightful
      From that site: "The real role of extensions is to add frivolous non-features to a browser, and in doing so provide a scape-goat for blame when the browser is at fault."


      So, the tab mix plus toolbar adds frivilous non-features? The ability to reorder tabs, or "un-close" tabs should one mistakenly close the wrong one, and the ability to lock a tab in place are all non-features?

      Likewise: the web developer adds other frivilous non-features: one can resize the browser window to a specific size, clear HTTP authentication, clear the cache, clear history, outline any given element type, validate HTML against standards, display HTTP headers (basically, the HTTP response code and other server information), display element metadata, highlight broken images (broken images are not always readily apparant), modify CSS on the fly, disable certain standard browser features, and so forth. Yeah, frivilous non-features, most of which are absolutely NO help at all in debugging web applications and web sites in general. Useless non-feature, I'll give you that! ;)

      User agent switcher: can be used to spoof MSIE or Safari in order to make Firefox work with banks and ecommerce sites which have been hard-coded to expect one of those two browsers, despite being 100% compatible with Firefox. Yep, another useless non-feature.

      DOM Inspector: an extension which adds the non-feature of being able to browse the document object model. It's not as though you actually need to know how address an element in order to manipulate it using Javascript. Yes, folks, another frivilous non-feature brought to you courtesy of a useless Firefox extension!

      Colorzilla: a color picker which is obviously not useful at all for web developers.

      Have fun slamming the Mozilla team, but check the above before spreading the FUD above. You should quit wasting time spreading FUD, check your facts, and criticise the Firefox folks over legitimate issues.

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    52. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Although its truly amazing how many people in the US think that their house is made of bricks, when it isn't. The vast, vast majority of "brick" houses (at least those built in the last 50 years or so, probably a lot longer) are stick-framed houses with a thin brick veneer, bearing only a superficial resembalence to real brick houses as known in the rest of the world.

      (spoken as a British ex-pat who still gets amused after 20+ years in the 'States)

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    53. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by DingerX · · Score: 1

      And that is why "breaking and entering" is a crime: it refers to breaking a hole in the wall and coming through. That's how it was done in the time of Glanville.

    54. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by djrogers · · Score: 2, Funny
      Is anybody else noticing how many aricles are being tagged "troll"? Won't make for a very good indexing mechanism is every third article has the same keyword...
      Yeah, it'll be pretty useless - unless you're looking for Dvorak articles. ;-)
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    55. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but if Microsoft didn't *own* IE then the OEMs (like Dell or HP) would be the ones that decided how the browser was configured.

    56. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by DrWho520 · · Score: 1

      You do not have to write your own Web Browser to set the default search engine and homepage to MSN.com They could just package Firefox with Windows and have its default search engine and homepage set to MSN. This would eliminate a great deal of IE security holes (yes, there would be Firfox security holes, but crashing Firefox does not crash you computer,) eliminate the cost of maintaining and patching the IE baseline and put the onus on Open Source software. And as long as they do not modify the source code, they do not have to provide a MS build. They just use the same one as everyone else who downloads it from mozilla. And if they want to customize some interfaces, I here the source code is availble.

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    57. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      I'm in full agreement with you. While not always in agreement with Dvorak, he's always appeared to have a good overall view of the industry and marketplace.

      Also, M$ has likewise lost billions in the China market - but they still keep plugging away at that just like they do with IE.

      The real M$ killer: iPod...

    58. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Depends on the dog. Not to mention if there's two your screwed uless your really fast.

    59. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Quite true. Mine's brick on cinderblock up to the second story, with drywall on the inside for that homey feel.

      I always kinda wanted an all-brick/stone house, but the wife goes nuts as soon as she can't hammer stuff to the walls.

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    60. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      who in the bloody hell would mod the parent "Insightful"!?!?!? Funny, maybe. I think I have to agree about some newbs getting their mod points for the first time ever this week.

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    61. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Kuscheltier · · Score: 1

      Is anybody else noticing how many aricles are being tagged "troll"? Won't make for a very good indexing mechanism is every third article has the same keyword...

      You are missing the fact that there were loads of articles about dvorak spewing bullshit in the recent past. Kinda explains the overusage of the tag "troll" IMHO.

    62. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

      ...make sure there aren't any electrical conduit where you're making your hole. That might make it less fun.

      Only for the person breaking in. It'd be f***ing hilarious for any else watching the events unfold.

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    63. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by bishop32x · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'd still like to see you cut through even one layer of brick with a a utility knife, as the the gp(ggp?) suggested.

    64. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Someone broke into my ex-girlfriend's shop the other day. She has big heavy locks on the big heavy solid-core doors at the front and back of the shop, since she sells Art (read 'expensive'). So the burglar broke into the store next door and punched through two layers of drywall. It probably took three minutes, and no tools needed at all (since the door on the adjacent store was hollowcore crap, since they're a service-oriented place without inventory.)

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    65. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've seen a real house made of straw. Seriously, and supposedly it's not the fire hazard you might guess since it's so tightly bound that fire burns the first couple inches of the bales really quickly since it's not so densely packed and then dies out since it didn't have time to build enough heat to burn the denser straw. I saw pics of the aftermath of a fire and it looked interesting. Dunno if it's true but it's cool if so. I can't imagine hanging pictures would be very effective though.

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    66. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The idea that IE is a "loss leader" assumes that people are buying windows for IE. I doubt that is the case. People buy windows because that is what you buy when you get a computer, right? You want to run mainstream apps and those are written for windows systems. This isn't like a supermarket where you come in for some produce and leave with that plus some overpriced cereal. They gave out IE years ago to drive out the competition when they thought the internet was a market that could be controled (remember when "portals" where hot?). Now IE is like notepad, no says "I'm going to buy windows to get IE!".

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    67. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Flame0001 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your house doesn't have Windows, then you can be sure that you'll have a chair through your wall. ;)

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    68. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% of mine anyway.

    69. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are often more than one tag per article. If you could search for articles with and without certain tags, then it is still beneficial. Say I want to find all articles tagged "dvorak" that are not tagged as "troll", well okay bad example.

    70. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by peragrin · · Score: 2, Funny

      My personal favorite is looking for the dupe tag. One day there was 5 or 6 on the front page.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    71. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet or I'll troll you! I've got 5 points just burning in my pocket. Oh the power!

    72. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ryanov · · Score: 1

      You are correct. I worked on a straw building in California -- couldn't burn that stuff.

    73. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      From the tagging: troll, dvorak (ie stupid idiot)
      Is anybody else noticing how many aricles are being tagged "troll"? Won't make for a very good indexing mechanism is every third article has the same keyword...
      Yes. There should be a "-troll" or something similar where people can vote for inappropriate or redundant tags they want to see removed.
    74. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks to me that you have posted more in this week!

    75. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Random factoid of the day: the ancient Greek word for a burglar, teichôrychos, literally means "wall-digger".

    76. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by gujo-odori · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm a Microsoft employee, so maybe I can shed a little bit of light on IE. I didn't work here when IE was developed, that was all way before my time, but from a cultural/business perspective, Microsoft is big on the idea of Ownership. You Own a project. You Own the code you write (or you Own your non-code deliverables, if you're not a programmer). If it's screwed up, you're the one person someone can come to and ask "How did this happen?" because you Own that item.

      Yes, Microsoft could have perfectly well bundled Netscape with Windows (or even bought Netscape with pocket change) back in the 1990s and probably have done so for far less than the cost of developing IE. I think buying Netscape (in which case Netscape's web servers could have become IIS) would be the only way it would have been considered. Why we didn't go that way is an interesting question. I have no idea what the answer is.

      You may have noticed that Microsoft isn't big on bundling others' software, and when they do, it's always fully branded and user-transparent. I think acquiring Netscape is the only way anyone would have considered bundling it as the official Windows browser. Who knows? Maybe we did approach Netscape about either a buyout or a branding deal and they told us to get stuffed? I've never heard anything like that, and it's not often that a company declines to be acquired by Microsoft, but I suppose it's not impossible.

      Now, combine that lack of enthusiasm for bundling third-party products with the culture of Owning what you work on, and you get why (in my opinion) Microsoft would not have bundled Netscape unless it owned the company lock, stock, and barrel: you could technically lay any security problems at Netscape's feet, but our corporate culture wouldn't want to. Plus, even if we did, our customers wouldn't buy that. They'd say "You shipped it, it's your problem. Don't tell me to email Netscape for support." Anybody's customers would say that. If you sold it to them, you'd better be able to support it, even if it's a third-party product.

      Finally, there's a lot of "not invented here" syndrome that runs around our company. It seems to me (I'm fairly new here, so if you've been around longer, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) if we don't have it, we're either going to buy someone who does have it or we're going to write it ourselves.

      IE has certainly had its problems over the years, and has of late been feature-poor compared to other browsers. Heck, until IE 7 betas started coming out, I even used other browsers unless someone was watching, and I still most often do because I'm very used to Firefox now. However, IE 7 is honestly a good browser. Beta 1 was usable, beta 2 is slick, and both are extremely fast, render well, and have a good, minimal interface. And finally, they support tabs! That was the huge missing feature. The first time I ever used a tabbed browser was the last time I could stand to not use one. It's just that much better. IE 7 is going to be very good. Far fewer windows users will find themselves with a reason to install Firefox instead of IE7. I expect Firefox will rise to the challenge and also become better and faster and it will benefit the industry as a whole, but there's no question about it: IE 7 is raising the bar.

      Overall, do I think IE was a mistake? No. It's true that I'm a n00b here, but as others have pointed out, IE was a good loss leader for our business that allows us to generate revenue in other areas, such as MSN. Was bundling it in the OS a mistake? Well, that's another issue . I hear there's a lot of decoupling of IE in Vista. You be the judge :)

      Notes: I don't work on either IE or Windows, so my opinions are reasonably objective, but they do tend to support our products over the competition, naturally enough.

    77. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by sgt_doom · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Personally, I always thought M$ was big on ownership - at least only at the grunt level. Management never wished to "own" anything but their stock.

    78. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dvorak doesn't understand business.

      Marketoïds do not understand the *REAL* universe, the one one that's governed by physical laws and logic.

      See, that's where you're an idiot. (I was going to just say wrong, but it doesn't express how I feel very well.) Marketing is all about logic. One of the key datums in marketing is that people make decisions based on emotion, not on logic. Oh sure, some people develop a logical system for evaluating purchases and then stick to it zealously, which allows them to make logical decisions, but most people vote for the better-looking candidate and buy the car that looks fast, regardless of actual suitability.

      Marketing exists in the really real world, not your slashdot fantasy world. Actually, it exists here too, if you don't have adblock or something. And it wouldn't exist here if it didn't work to some degree.

      Logic dictates that Microsoft is getting something out of maintaining IE.

      P.S. I work in a marketing department but I'm a longtime and very dedicated computer geek. Look at the number of /. posts I've made if you don't believe me :P

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    79. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A. This comment isn't funny.
      B. Adding a smiley face at the end of your post doesn't negate it's early inaneness.
      C. Do you understand how Quod Erat Demonstrandum statements actually operate? Do you even know what it means?

    80. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      if I chose to remove all windows and doors, using brick and wood, it would probably present something of a problem to your average thief,

      but not nearly so much of a problem as it would be to you, unless you happen to be Santa Claus...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    81. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by mydn · · Score: 1
      Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows.

      If you had no doors or windows you couldn't get in either.
    82. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      Bitter Apple is a wonderful deterrent for many animals (unless you condition them against it).

      Tasers and stun guns are pretty effective as well.


    83. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by DerekLyons · · Score: 0
      "Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows"

      Technically, that's incorrect.

      Current exterior wall construction for a large portion of the housing market consists of (from the outside-in)vinyl siding, Tyvek vapor barrier, a fibrous type sheathing (sometimes no more than 1/8" thick cardboard), glass fiber insulation, and gypsum wallboard. All of these material are easily cut with a $1.99 utility knife.

      I can see that you've never actually *tried* it. Because niether the siding nor the wallboard is that easily cut.
      You can get into most houses these days with a knife and 5 minutes by going right through the wall.
      So long as those houses aren't located here in the real world.
    84. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All hail the Power of Dvorak...the only force in the universe so despised, that he is capable getting /.'ers to rush to the defense of Microsoft.

    85. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Troll" is just about the most abused moderation option. I vote for removing it alltogether - a LOT of posts get modded down as trolls just because the moderator didn't get the point, or - even worse - because the moderator doesn't agree with the oppinion expressed in the post.

    86. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea that IE is a "loss leader" assumes that people are buying windows for IE.

      Another person suggested I should be using the term "value-add". The truth I think is somewhere in between, though. People ARE buying windows because of IE - if it didn't have a web browser, and all the competition did, more people would probably be using other operating systems. Like it or not, a web browser is a crucial part of the computer-using experience and users expect it to come with the OS.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    87. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Let's see: 1) Mother Goose has nothing to do with the Three Little Pigs. 2) The Mother Goose stories started off in the 17th century, so no chain saw. 3) The Three Little Pigs was written in the 19th century, so again no chain saw. 4) And finally, the wolf huffed and puffed and blew the houses down. Perhaps it is your memory which 'Rules!'

    88. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by JAppi · · Score: 1

      Those are interesting problems, but where are the solutions? It's a waste of time to whine and complain without offering solutions.

    89. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows.

      If Santa can get in, so can burglars!

    90. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by 70Bang · · Score: 2, Interesting


      "If you call a cow's tail a leg, how many legs does a cow have?"
      "Four. Calling it so doesn't make it so."
      -A. Lincoln

      Was it that time in front of the judge or another where the judge spent about fifteen minutes on his own and performed the disconnection [successfully]? (he probably had instructions, but he still did it)

      Besides, remember when they claimed 95, 98, 98SE, and 98ME weren't based upon the DOS shell and [instead] were standalone systems? Yet as part of the XP release ceremony, WHG III sat down to a DOS window and typed "exist" along with the [enter] key to indicate DOS was finally gone?

      Remember, the two strongest sectors within Microsoft the company are Marketing and Sales. And that's where the salt licks are located for two of the three biggest groups of storytellers. (the third is PR)


    91. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I hear the minute a developer is hired at Microsoft, they get the name of the project they are on tatooed on their forehead so that they can never accidently be moved to another one.

      --
      The cake is a pie
    92. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      There's probably more ownership at the top levels than you might think. No matter what PR spin they may put on it, I'm pretty sure the recent re-shufflings and re-alignments in our major business units were caused in large part by people ownership. The farthest up the management level I can comment on (I'm a first-level manager) is two levels above my own, my boss's boss. He definitely takes ultimate ownership and responsibility for what we do. He's quite driven, intense, extremly intelligent, and generally brings out the best efforts from those under him. We've done some of our best work since he took over leadership of our department.

    93. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by trixillion · · Score: 1

      I think you mean that marketing is sensible and also that it is necessary. In my experience very few marketing departments are much good at logic; but they tend to be very sensible and necessary (and for that matter effective.) The process of most marketing is more about intuition than it is about statistics; the numbers that float around tend to be poorly defined, poorly measured, used incorrectly and as often as not irrelevent. You can find exceptions, particularly at larger companies with many products. But even then, most of the people in the department are not statisticians and do not have a background which would allow them to take a scientific approach to testing, measuring and optimizing the marketing plan. What's more, such an approach would be extremely wasteful of time and resources and would rarely yield significantly better results.

    94. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by 70Bang · · Score: 2



      "People don't want bug fixes, they want new features."
      -William Henry Gates, III

      With that in mind and as to why they have Patch Tuesday when someone has stitched a sampler proclaiming "We are a monopoly!" hanging on the wall, perhaps it's what will happen to the stock [if they don't].

    95. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Along the same lines. Dvorak doesn't seem to realise that Microsoft is swimming in a sea of cash and does not face zero sum contraints regarding how they spend their developer's time. If MS thought it would make a difference, it could easily hire more developers for Vista rather than switch them over from IE.

    96. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the FAQ: For the opposite of a tag, prefix it with "!", e.g. "!funny" means unfunny.

    97. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by naelurec · · Score: 1

      Who says that? Everyone I talk to still is "I have certain niche/industry app that outputs reports and only interfaces with Microsoft Office". Perhaps my customers are 5 years behind the curve. I guess on the plus side, they were REALLY easy to get migrated over to Firefox. :)

    98. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, I think he was implying that the house didn't have doors or windows because they were replaced with force fields - burglar proof force fields.

    99. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "WHG III sat down to a DOS window and typed "exist" along with the [enter] key to indicate DOS was finally gone?"

      Well, if he'd actually done that, the result would have been "'exist' is not recognized as an internal or external command,operable program or batch file."

      So, I imagine that he might have typed something such as "exit".

      Call me crazy, though.

    100. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      she can't handle a decent hammer drill then?

      ok so drill plug and screw is a little more work than just nailing in but you can do it almost anywhere on the wall (whereas with a timber framed wall unless its very light you have to attatch to the timber frame)

      --
      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
    101. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by russint · · Score: 1

      Dogs are even easier to pepperspray

      --
      ^^
    102. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Dvorak doesn't understand business.
      Marketoïds do not understand the *REAL* universe, the one one that's governed by physical laws and logic.
      See, that's where you're an idiot. (I was going to just say wrong, but it doesn't express how I feel very well.) Marketing is all about logic. One of the key datums in marketing is that people make decisions based on emotion, not on logic.
      Marketing has **FUCK-ALL** to do with logic. It only plays people like some people play the piano.

      It makes people do stupid things, like buy crap they don't need and fatten the bourgeois who peddle the made-by-slave-labour-in-China shit.

      Like religion, marketing serves no useful purpose in life, and this is why marketers should be retroactively aborted.

      But you seem to be defending marketoids, so you must either be one of them, or worse, you're one of those slimy bourgeois who use their services to peddle your useless crap (it must be useless, because if it was useful, it would sell itself).

    103. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

      "before we know it, Joe doesn't want microsoft any more as he is actively contributing to the codebase on several sourceforge projects. "

      Unless everyone on the planet sunddenly get given a few days off every week to spend coding I think not. Please leave the programming to the programmers and not any average joe who thinks that being big on sourceforge makes em cool.

      --
      Come as you are, do what you must, be who you will.
    104. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Marketing has **FUCK-ALL** to do with logic. It only plays people like some people play the piano.

      If someone wants to sell some shit, and they know they can influence people, and their business is about making money, then using marketing is a logical decision.

      It makes people do stupid things, like buy crap they don't need and fatten the bourgeois who peddle the made-by-slave-labour-in-China shit.

      It doesn't make anyone do anything. It puts notions in the heads of the unconscious. Propaganda was the subject of my middle school english class, and ever since I've consciously examined every advertisement I don't immediately dismiss, looking for their methods and motivations. It doesn't mean I'm immune to marketing, but I am much more resistant. (Also, I think most geeks are very specification-oriented, and so they are less vulnerable to marketing in general.)

      Like religion, marketing serves no useful purpose in life, and this is why marketers should be retroactively aborted.

      Come do it if you can.

      But more cogently, it serves to stimulate the economy. And without marketing, no one would ever sell anything anywhere but locally, so it also enables the economy.

      But you seem to be defending marketoids, so you must either be one of them,

      I have a supporting role in a marketing department - I query the database. I also do the website. Guess what? Websites are marketing, if they're associated with a business or product. I guess businesses and products shouldn't have webpages, huh?

      or worse, you're one of those slimy bourgeois who use their services to peddle your useless crap (it must be useless, because if it was useful, it would sell itself).

      Riiiiight. It would sell itself to people who might not even be aware that it exists? Marketing is about more than just convincing people that they need something that they have no use for. It's also about getting the message out about your products so that people who already have a use for what you're selling have an opportunity to find out about it, and then possibly buy it from you.

      You are a classic example of why some people shouldn't be allowed to think on their own - you don't actually complete the thought.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    105. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There's a reason for that... the only negative mods are troll, flamebait, offtopic and overrated.

      Now that overrated doesn't offer a Karma hit, it's not useful if you think a post is simply assinine.
      Offtopic and redundant are pretty specific mods which, from my experience, is usually used fairly accurately. However, it's not useful for that assinine post I was referring to.
      So... flamebait? That's just a subset of troll.
      So, troll 1)gives a karma hit and 2)is general enough to be used as the "most appropriate" case.

      The positive mods give a wide enough spectrum to appropriately mod a post. Moderating would in theory be more balanced if there was an equivalent negative mod for each positive one, however this wouldn't really work well as the equivalent negatives would cause a really large flurry of complaints if used:

      Interesting -> Boring
      Insightful -> Assinine
      Informative -> Uninformed/Wrong

      Imagine the flurry of "Why did I get this mod" posts if anyone got moderated with the above posts. The current negative mods are either specific enough where it would be difficult to argue against if the moderation is done in good faith, or are a moderation of the poster's intent. The other three which I suggested would generally be construed as an attack on the poster's intelligence, and probably serve to drag conversation down moreso than help illuminate the gems.

      If someone else can come up with a better mod system, I suggest they do it.

    106. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see: 1) Mother Goose has nothing to do with the Three Little Pigs.

      Oh, really? Hmm. Mother Goose. Mother. Three little Pigs. Little. Now, if the little ones didn't have a mother, just where perhaps do YOU think they came from? Hmm?

      Who's living in a fantasy land now Mr. Smarty Pants?!

      QED.

      P.S. ROFLMAO!!!!11eleven! Kapsha (or whatever you call that there security thingy) was...yes, you guessed it - PIGGISH. No kidding!

      QED to Infinity and beyooooooooooooond!

    107. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by alexmipego · · Score: 1

      Firefox can run ActiveX using an extension. That means you only can't run ActiveX integrated into another browser in something not-Windows. Why "another browser?" - because you can run IE on Linux and Mac using Wine. So, thats not a valid argument not to migrate.

    108. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Eskarel · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Microsoft bundles IE with Windows because you have to put some sort of web browser there and it's cheaper in the long run for them to make their own that to be reliant on a third party for such a vital component.

      In order for the general consumer to be able to make the choice between available free and non free web browsers, something has to be bundled with Windows to allow them to obtain whatever they choose.

      The fact that the average consumer will quite happily sit with IE because it's already there isn't Microsofts fault.

    109. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ccollao · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows."

      Put it better as: Burglars couldn't get into your system if you had no Windows or Gates! ;)

    110. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      Have to have a web browser in an OS today.
      Should MS just include Firefox and drop IE? Didn't Bill Gates say IE is "part of" Windows, and it cannot be "removed".

      No work on IE, then no money spent on coding, no loss.

      Windows may not survive as it is today without something like IE.

      Microsoft is stuck with having to provide a web browser, be it IE in it's present form, or something else.
      Can't really be Firefox, it is not "part of the OS" as Bill Gates puts it.
      Tough to call, since hackers are out to get IE, and Windows also.
      I do notice that a lot of XP users just run AOL, however, and let it go at that. AOL for broadband keeps them entertained and emailed so nothing else is needed.

    111. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by IndigoParadox · · Score: 1

      That's the point. If everyone, even "normal" people contributed a little bit to their favourite projects then it would totally eliminate the requirement for seperate paid programmers in most projects. They wouldn't even have to contribute much thanks to volume.

    112. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by stormlead · · Score: 1

      over here in South/Eastern Europe, everything is 1970s cement apartment blocks. Good luck sawing into one of those.

    113. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Troll
      But more cogently, it serves to stimulate the economy. And without marketing, no one would ever sell anything anywhere but locally, so it also enables the economy.
      Oh, the dear übergodly **E-C-O-N-O-M-Y**. Hail! Hail! Bow to the mighty economy god!!! I, for one, welcome our new economical overlords!

      Like if the economy was everything in the Universe.

      Photons from the Sun certainly don't give a shit about if their crashing on your face or onto the fourth planet around Aldebaran is economical or not.

      There are many things besides the economy in the world; trouble is, little peons like you will swallow their master's rethoric about the economy hook, line and sinker and start harping about it as if it was the ONLY THING.

      Sure, it's the only thing to someone who does some fiddling about with markets and such, but to everyone else, it's just another thing besides their lives.

      And what's wrong with producing and selling locally? At least, you don't haul trinkets 3000 miles away, while destroying the roads with those enormous trucks and belching earth-choking exhaust fumes!

      No, little jokers like you who can't look at the whole picture before they do anything and carefully weighs the ultimate consequences of one acts certainly are a poor thing to use for voting citizens. This is why things like Bush get elected.

    114. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just don't let me hear the *thwak*. Assholes are pretty easy to kill with my 10mm automag. And yeah, I'd drag your sorry ass into the house and have "witnesses" in the form of my wife and kids saying that you were already in.

    115. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that as long as IE is dominant and webpages are designed for IE but doesn't work good in other browsers people will HAVE to get Windows and IE to view them.

      If they gave that up there would be one less reason to use Windows.

    116. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      it's a karma thing. you don't get karma for "funny" mod points. so if someone thinks something is funny enough to deserve karma, they give it an insightful or whatever.

    117. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by JordanL · · Score: 1

      I have one question for the IE team, if you ever care to ask: why is a 6+ year old bug with margin's on CSS floats still not fixed in IE 7?

      Making IE secure as part of the OS is difficult, I'll grant that, but not impossible. Keeping IE up to date with other, more innovative and more nimble companies and foundations is difficult, but not impossible.

      But for the one thing IE is really EXPECTED to do, render HTML, it does it sporadically, unreliably and dismally. I've been doing web development for over ten years now... why can IE just not seem to function in the standards department?

      Anyways, that's just my short rant.

    118. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If there wasn't such a thing as an economy, i.e., a market where money is exchanged for goods and services,

      you would not even exist!

      You'd never have been born! Your parents would never have been born. Etc.

      You're assuming that because you think that something isn't important, or that it shouldn't be important, that it really isn't. This is a sign of an immature mind; it borders on the concept that the world goes away or doesn't exist temporarily when you shut your eyes.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    119. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I haven't read a Dvorak article in a coon's age. Why give him the page hits? It only encourages him.

      If he ever writes another worthwhile symphony, maybe I'll check it out. Until then, I won't bother.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    120. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another asshole who believes dogs > humans.

    121. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      People ARE buying windows because of IE - if it didn't have a web browser, and all the competition did, more people would probably be using other operating systems.

      'come with the operating system' can mean a browser that is far less tightly bundled with the OS. With Windows 95, for instance, the IE browser was often 'bundled' with Win95 on a separate CDROM.

      You are saying that if Windows didn't have a default-installed Web Browser, people wouldn't 'buy' it? The browser could trivially be de-linked. There could be six icons in the default Windows install that each prompted the installation of various Web Browsers from third parties.

      The other Operating Systems options don't include a tightly integrated impossible-to-strip-out web browser. They have the various browsers made available to them that are separate apps. Just as Windows would if IE wasn't an integrated component. So your arguement doesn't hold.

    122. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Please leave the programming to the programmers and not any average joe who thinks that being big on sourceforge makes em cool.

      You are letting your 'inflated ego' concept of 'cool hacker coder' get the best of you. In a perfect world, kids would be hacking code by the third grade, and contributing to Open Source software projects would be like volunteering to help clean up litter, or any other community service practice.

      'Leave the programming to the programmers' sounds like someone trying to defend the notion of 'a profession.'

      Nuh-uh. It isn't that hard.

    123. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I live in the Midwest in the United States. While my house is made of wood, not bricks, it was build before 1900. When the guys came to install the satellite dish, they were astounded at how long it took them to drill through the baseboard to run the cable through. Old growth timbers, man, and thick ones.

      No way I am gonna live in a flakewood house made of glueboard, with formaldyhide from the glue wafting through the air.

    124. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      Features, man, they're FEATURES!!

      Yeah, "features" that cannot be disabled... ;-)

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    125. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a messy migration, though, with layers of crap and croft, and never the certainty that the 'active X' is gonna work through all the emulation layers. And it sounds marvelously easy for Microsoft to 'break' every six months with 'further evolution' of 'active X' and their always-changing APIs.

    126. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I would love to live in the world where I could simply believe in Santa Claus, and not have to carry around keys and maintain locks and other security measures...

    127. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those bugs should have become features if W3C were not so stubborn. News flash: if the majority of the web sites are written for the IE "border bug", is it a bug any longer? I'll answer: NO it's not, change the spec. It'll work either way. Why force the web developers switch to the "original intended spec"? Besides, whoever took the time to read the spec knows how incredibly ambiguous it is anyway.

      But no, the forces of good -- "standards" and open source spaghetti collaboration -- will not bend to the evil monopolizing IE, let everyone switch over to the implementation supported by few web sites and the smaller market share's browsers. Genius.

    128. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually the few times I have considered buying Windows was due to IE. As the internet became more unusable with NS4.61 (the newest for my OS) more then once I considered buying Windows.
      Same thing with Windows media player, as more and more content is unreachable without media player. Luckily there are now alternatives that can use the WIndows codecs and work good enough.

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    129. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for Microsoft and I can assure you this is the case. Microsoft uses teams very well. Almost to the point where one team will be assigned a part of a program and another team for another part of the same program, etc. Communication happens, but just saying IE people can work on Vista is incorrect and short sighted. and yes. I plan on being labled a troll and not trusted because I work for MS. But I will say this. It's the best damm job I've ever had.

    130. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by idesofmarch · · Score: 1

      The economy may be almost nothing to the universe, but it is very important to all of us humans. It doesn't just affect those "fiddling with the markets." Most of your activities relate with the economy in some way, from the foods you get to eat, to your entertainment, driving, working, where you live, how you talk with your friends, and on and on. You would not even get to type your half-formulated thoughts into slashdot had the ecomony turned out differently with respect to computers or the Internet.

    131. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      About the comparison to OS X:

      The transition from OS 9 to OS X was pretty major; I think Vista was supposed to be on that order of magnitude. Because it was such a major change, Apple not only provided for OS 9 emulation in OS X (The "Classic" environment), but also sold machines that could dual boot into either OS 9 or OS X for quite a few years (AFAIR, the 1.2 Ghz G4 desktops were the last with this capability). [Yes, I remembered correctly!].

      Each major revision of Mac OS X has seen big changes, not just in addition and improvement of user features, but under-the-hood changes that have sped up operations (even seeing speed ups on older hardware!) and added major functionality for developers.

      Additionally, Apple gives away OS X for free (one license with each purchase of a qualifying Macintosh =)). Sure, they'd like owners of older Mac hardware to upgrade to the latest version of OS X, but it wouldn't break their business if no one did this. Conversely, they do support older hardware. You can install the latest version of OS X (Tiger) on seven year old hardware (BW Powermac), and Apple still supports it.*

      I'm not totally clear on MS's Vista strategy and how they might successfully emulate Apple's OS X strategy. From what I hear about them planning on releasing 5+ Vista products, and then folding in various Vista technologies in future releases, I'm not sure that they really can. I'm even less clear on how this all fits with their Windows Live and .net strategies (other than that they want to lock in the customer and dominate the world).

      *If your hardware is not officially supported, you might still be able to run a version of OS X using Ex Post Facto.

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    132. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another asshole who believes humans > my dog

    133. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Straw bale construction is getting more popular.

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    134. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by ignavus · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Just make sure there aren't any electrical conduit where you're making your hole. That might make it less fun."

      That is a bit self-centred of you - it would be great fun for all the people watching you.

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    135. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by masdog · · Score: 1

      But Vista shouldn't be on that order of magnitude. That was what Windows XP was supposed to be. It was supposed to finally end the Windows 9x line and replace it with a more robust operating system based on the Windows NT line. For most, that would be a substantial change.

      Vista is a product that should be an incremental upgrade in the same way that Service Pack 2 and Tiger were incremental upgrades. Instead, Microsoft is trying to do way too much and they've put themselves into this hole where they are having trouble getting the operating system out the door.

      Does Microsoft have a clear roadmap for their products? Do they know what they can, or want to, accomplish? Or have they become the next Hollywood by putting out expensive crap?

    136. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Microsoft can't seperate the browser from the OS. They are legally bound to keep the two bundled as one. If they were ever to seperate the two, they could be (and rightly so) charged with perjury. They swore before the court that the two are inseperable. Either they are seperable (and Microsoft gets charged) or they aren't seperable (IE is in, no matter what).

    137. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      If there wasn't such a thing as an economy, i.e., a market where money is exchanged for goods and services,

      you would not even exist!

      You'd never have been born! Your parents would never have been born. Etc.

      Silly me. But of course! I was conceived by the ejaculation of dimes between several dollar bills...

      (Only a stupid bourgeois would equate conception and life and everything with money)

    138. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      The economy may be almost nothing to the universe, but it is very important to all of us humans. It doesn't just affect those "fiddling with the markets." Most of your activities relate with the economy in some way, from the foods you get to eat, to your entertainment, driving, working, where you live, how you talk with your friends, and on and on. You would not even get to type your half-formulated thoughts into slashdot had the ecomony turned out differently with respect to computers or the Internet.
      I never said that the Economy is irrelevant. It is important, but not less than many other aspects of Society, Life and Existence in general.

      Too many important things are being sacrified solely for the economy's sake, and that is just as stupid as wrecking the Economy because it's not ecological.

    139. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You silly fool.

      Have you ever actually thought about that, or are you just repeating it like some silly parrot who's overheard its owner say something a few too many times?

      Do you also not bother filing bug reports if you don't have a patch? If a bridge is going to collapse soon and you don't know how to fix it, do you not bother to tell anyone because you aren't a civil engineer (maybe you are, but that's not the point).

      Complaining isn't a waste of time if you don't have a solution. Complaining is a waste of time only when you complain to people who have no way of helping to fix the problem.

      Of course, I'm not saying the original post to which you are replying is valid. It's probably just more of the standard anti-Firefox drivel that has gotten rather common, but your rebuttal is simply stupid, and I'm tired of hearing that inane cliche.

    140. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by vivtho · · Score: 1

      I don't know about 'other companies', but AOL received the rights to bundle IE as part of it's service after an out of court settlement with Microsoft regarding an unrelated suit initiated by AOL.

    141. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      "Offtopic and redundant are pretty specific mods which, from my experience, is usually used fairly accurately."

      Not in mine. I meta-mod everyday and I see one of these mods misused at least three times a week. I don't know why either; why mod something off-topic when it obviously isn't? A comment pointing out another article on the same subject that was better-written is not off-topic, for example. And how is a comment redundant when it's obviously not? Posting a suggestion on what to do about the problem presented in the article isn't redundant, for another example. But then, neither is as misused as the "troll" and "flamebait" mods, which are used 98% of the time to mod someone down because the moderator disagrees with the comment, not because it's actually trolling or flaming in any way. The misuse of these mods I see nearly every day.

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    142. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by rollonet · · Score: 0

      "Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows."

      You mean

      "Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no Gates or Windows."

    143. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by kaiwai · · Score: 1

      I think the other obvious thing that Dvorak forgets is this; Internet Explorer (IE) is used as a gateway to Microsofts future online applications; right now they maybe praising the idea of a browser plugin in the form of WPF/PE to allow 'access' (demostrated recently with a plugin using Firefox on a Macintosh), but mark my words, it'll be the same old, "well, if you really want the full eXPerience, you'll need to be running Windows Vista with Internet Explorer 7'.

      To make matters worse, you'll log in, and find in the menus, 'only available for users of Internet Explorer 7' just to rub it in a little more.

      Anyone surprised, of course not; they'll embrace AJAX alright, then extend it in a way which will only be compatible with Windows; we'll have programmers coo over it like its manna from the heavens when in reality, its more like crack from the local dealer - 'the first hit is free!'.

      These same programmers concrigate places like this, bad mouthing Microsoft, blaming them for everything from global warming, to famines to the lack of third world debt relief; and yet, these very same programmers CHOOSE to prop up the Microsoft monopoly; if it weren't for these people 'volunteerily' propping up Microsoft in way of programmes, and other crap, Windows would fall over, and any reason for continuing to use Windows, running ones favourite application because its only available for Windows, would be gone.

      Yes, its a little off-topic towards the end, but I think people need to realise that Internet Explorer IS the thin end of the wedge; you can either bend over for uncle bill and claim that the 'extra features' are worth the future restrictions on choice, or you can say, 'no, I am not going to sacrifice future choice, for the convenience of today'.

    144. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, this is either a troll, or proof positive that the religous right don't have a monopoly on obnoxious, ranting mouth-breathers. Neither deserves the dignity of a reasoned answer.

    145. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      If it didn't have a web browser and all the competition did, people would still buy Windows, since you it's pretty hard to get a PC without it and because it runs everything that people want it to run. It's not like the PC seller wouldn't put one on in any case, they would be the ones to suffer if their default install didn't come with a web browser built in not Microsoft, they have the market sewn up to such a degree that only a superb piece of Win32 emulation software or a complete technology shift will remove them from that position.

    146. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also is a waste of time if you complain to people who can fix it but won't. I've complained for years to the idiots running the gimp to fucking stop making it all retarded like gnome. But they never do anything about it. They'd rather have me running photoshop on windows than gimp on Linux.

      I REALLY hate those fuckers.

    147. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      You must be new here, slashdot is full of Microsoft defenders.

    148. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by tsa · · Score: 1

      Wow, I use FF all the time and I didn't even know it could do all that. Fantastic! The best browser is even better than I thought.

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    149. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      It isn't that hard for who? If you're telling me that something as complex as contributing to a huge C++ suite of programs isn't that hard then you're either totally insane or you're so blinded by the idea of shifting programming to India (where it's not done by illiterate peasants btw) that you're talking utter shite.

    150. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Presumably he's speakingk of the US where building houses of cardboard on a wooden frame is common practice. In Europe, houses are indeed made of brick (for our readers across the pond).

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    151. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      There used to be a couple of guys in my area but they got eaten by the big bad wolf.

    152. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      If I remember rightly Microsoft did try to license Netscape Navigator and was told where to go, which led to them licensing Spyglass instead.

    153. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Which is why you carry a BFG with a silencer. Or poison. Or ....

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    154. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Over here, where energy costs money and pollution is seen as something undesirable, old houses are made of pretty massive layers of bricks or concrete. New walls consist of even more massive bricks plus some type of insulating fiber plus a kind of insulating layer containing air.

      I live in a very old house and the wall is, I'd guess, about 40 cm thick.

    155. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft redefined the internet. Yes, they F*ed it up hard for a few years, but it was MS that introduced DHTML.

      TEN years ago I was playing with dynamic tables for IE4. Ten years.

      Yeah, I bloody HATE dealing with multiple browser issues. But MS realized that standards bodies move too damned slow, and did exactly what I would have done: flipped them the bird and just made cool crap.

      Sadly, they stopped once they had market share. And therein lies my bitch. The Explorer team WAS doing some really cool stuff, until they got pushed into patching up the crap caused by the integration of the browser into the OS.

      And about the integration: in and of itself, it was NOT a bad idea. The implementation was poor, yes, but the idea was fine. The PROBLEM was not the integration, but that users run in admin land by default.

      If WinXP had, by default, pissed and moaned about being run in Admin mode, and fully seperated the user and admin roles, the integration would have been far less damaging.

      Combine that with -- as every default installation SHOULD be doing -- a full backup of user files every friday night, with a monthly checkpoint, and 95% of MY headaches would never have come to be.

      As for thin clients, the guy was dead wrong; thin clients (web clients) WILL rule the world. Check up the Sun offerings, if you don't believe me. Hell, if you don't believe me, then you don't admin your (parents' && grandparents' && siblings' && distance cousins && ex/current-gfs &&.....) computers. I'd HAPPILY give a yearly subscription fee as a Christmas present or somesuch to get my GPs on a thin client, hosted by their ISP.

      Having worked for a company that was considering doing just such a thing, I can say that we are a few years off, price-wise, from seeing it happen (I was the one that ran the numbers). But I am willing to bet a lot that it WILL happen.

    156. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by theCAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If someone wants to sell some shit, and they know they can influence people, and their business is about making money, then using marketing is a logical decision.

      Yes. And that is exactly the reason why free market won't work.

      In a perfect world advertisement would be a simple list of product features, people would choose products on a price/quality basis, monopolies wouldn't exists becouse consumers would boycott the company thinking of their own (mid/long-term) interest.

      Marketing is the art of exploiting ignorance, maybe that's why it is hated so much by smart people.

    157. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by init100 · · Score: 1

      Put it better as: Burglars couldn't get into your system if you had no Windows or Gates! ;)

      This sounds like a version of the following: In a world without walls and fences, why do we need Windows and Gates? :)

    158. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by jtcm · · Score: 1
      Burglars couldn't get into your house if you had no doors or windows.

      Um, if your house doesn't have windows or doors, no one's getting in.

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    159. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's going through the wall, why not just wait 5 minutes and go: Surprise!

    160. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Or have they become the next Hollywood by putting out expensive crap?

      That's a pretty good metaphor. It's like they have to have a major blockbuster, so they're going way over budget and deep into overtime, and they're overly relying on the special effects.

      What's ironic is that they're being pressured to come out with this blockbuster by the successes of the OS equivalents of a genius low budget indy production (Linux) and a highbrow art film (OS X). =)

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    161. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You're not getting it. Human life would continue, but you, Pig Hogger, would not be in this world if it were not for the development of the marketplace. Explain how it could be otherwise. In what world other than this one could Pig Hogger come into existence? Or perhaps you believe you are merely the physical embodiment of some sort of Platonic Pig Hogger Ideal? Does your immortal soul predate it's own conception?

      You can deny the material world all you want, but that won't make it go away. And you can throw labels at me, but that doesn't give you an argument.

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    162. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by alexmipego · · Score: 1

      ActiveX is not going to evolute. Its death. The new ActiveX replacement is .Net "applets", which hopefully will work in Firefox and Linux soon, because of Mono and Google Summer of Code 2006.

    163. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      To me, "Core OS" means the Windows equivalent of the Linux kernel. If Windows really does need a HTML rendering component as part of the kernel, then no wonder it suffers terribly from feature bloat and all the associated bugs/security holes.

      I can think of no sane technical reason why you would want to do this. Locking it in as an all-or-nothing package is the only reason I can come up with.

    164. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You can get into most houses these days with a knife and 5 minutes by going right through the wall.

      Most houses ? I think you mean most American houses.

      Good luck with your $1.99 utility knife against my several feet thick, solid brick Engligh house walls.

    165. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by WoodieR · · Score: 1

      If you look around Windows XP, you will soon realise how much actually relies on that engine. but, that's by deliberate and malicious design - the illegal tying together thingey that everybody has been talking about for several years, not because it's better to do it this way etc ... there was no need or realistic reason to tie the browser directly into the OS, except to extend the monopoly, and abuse their market position ... and it can easily be removed, it is simply a matter of MS coding to seperate the browser and OS again, couple million dollars - they paid to illegally tie it together they can pay to seperate the components ... but it is better to just buy the US government and judiciary ...

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    166. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that's the trouble with English. It doesn't have neat constructs like "benesthra (airy) - window aperture, benesthre (earthy) - window frame, benesthren (watery) - window glass". Or for that matter, "egke (watery) - ink, egken (earthy) - toner, egkan (fiery) - the power of the printed word as a force for change".

    167. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sod Konqueror. The GIMP developers time would be better spent going to a few GUI design classes.

      Either that or I need to get my hands on some of the acid they drop for their coding sessions.

      "Slow Down Cowboy!

      Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been 36 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment"

      WTF ???? Nice coding slashmonkeys, nice coding.

    168. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Xouba · · Score: 1

      If Joe found out he can download software for free, he's going to wonder why he pays for that electronic typewriter program

      You forget that the common average Joe doesn't pay for software. He gets it from a friend who makes him a copy for free.

    169. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      That's the housing market in the US, maybe. In many other places houses are built from stone. Outside walls are 30 cm thick were I live (on the ground floor, upper levels can have thinner walls, of course).

    170. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps I missed this earlier in the thread, but I see both of you agreeing in many points. Perhaps it could be summed up by saying marketing is good when it is merely spreading information about a good product, and bad when it is manipulating people's pyschological weaknesses to buy a crappy product? Like any tool, it can be used for good or ill. You view it as bad, because you remember the frequent abuses of it that are tolerated in U.S. society, and drinkyp views it as good because he sees it as a way to spread knoweldge of a product. Why argue about marketing in general, when it is, in fact, specific, different types of marketing you are debating over? Just a friendly, anonymous suggestion.

    171. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by tehcyder · · Score: 0
      The word is spelled "asinine".

      Wasn't that informative?

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    172. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      ????

      Try to imagine how little I care whether I exist or not.

    173. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dvorak doesn't understand business
      from all the Dvorak FUD i've seen recently on Slasbot, I'd say Dvorak doesn't understand much at all. If he was running MS, it would be run into the ground. No browser means no MSN.COM, users go for other packages for Internet, Email with their own sets of defaults. Netscape.com becomes the worlds most popular website.
      He seems to greatly miss the point that MS has created a tool that they can use to channel users into certain habits, every company that has ever existed would want such a thing.

    174. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Communication happens, but just saying IE people can work on Vista is incorrect and short sighted.

      I totally agree with you. Maybe we need to explain to people that it is like a heart surgeon and brain surgeon. While they have the same basic skills, they do not really share the expertise to work on the organ for which they weren't trained. Its doable, but not very effective.

      I can believe you that working for MS must be great, though I wished that the products that get turned out were great.

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    175. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by burnunit0 · · Score: 1

      Okay, so why has the company steadfastly refused to acknowledge (to OWN) the fact that their browser and OS have functionally been a security risk for every person who has them in their possession? Instead of Owning responsibility, your organization (for whom you don't officially speak, I know) has ignored or derided sincere questions about their security. I guess it's "Own it... unless you can just ignore it."

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    176. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      If you look around Windows XP, you will soon realise how much actually relies on that engine. but, that's by deliberate and malicious design

      I am not sure that it was necessarily malicious. The developers probably decided that it made sense to use an HTML type format for many compnonents. It allowed them any easy to write approach to UI design. It also allows for the potential for easy customisation. We could argue the political reasong until the cows come home, but as a developer their approach made sense, though like many things MS it was simply poorly executed.

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    177. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by egarland · · Score: 1

      It makes people do stupid things, like buy crap they don't need and fatten the bourgeois who peddle the made-by-slave-labour-in-China shit.

      What an incredibly naive view of the world. You must be young. In one sentence you showed ignorance about how people think and make decisions, about how capitalism works, about whats going on in China and about how to compose a coherent thought.

      In fact.. you have it backwards. It's real value that gets us to by the stuff made in China. Marketing gets us to buy the (supposedly) organic, all natural, heart healthy, environmentally friendly, low sugar, dolphin safe, low emissions, sugar in the raw. The more you object to the nature of the world the more likely some marketing campaign will sucker you in to buying some "counterculture" product which, by it's nature, is entirely driven by marketing.

      Like religion, marketing serves no useful purpose in life, and this is why marketers should be retroactively aborted.

      I'm a programmer. In general I could care as much about marketing as I care about celebrity breakups but I do understand the purpose and utility. It's pretty basic, without the sales and marketing folks my job would be worth much less and so I would either make less money or not have this job.

      It's also sad to see someone who understands so little about the world as to not understand the use of religion. Take a look at history and what impact different religions have on the economies and development of nations. You may have no personal use for it but to deny how it shapes the people around you is to be blind to the true nature of the world.

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    178. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that the average consumer will quite happily sit with IE because it's already there isn't Microsofts fault.

      No, but making the OS dependent on their browser implementation is.
      Also if they had to make their OS dependent on browser technology (which they didn't) they could have, say, released a specification on how other engines could be designed to take its place.

    179. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      What's incredible is seeing someone presumably intelligent wallowing in the intellectual filth of capitalism, and liking it. (Unless, of course, he has a vested interest in the system)...

    180. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Microsoft bundles IE with Windows because you have to put some sort of web browser there ... In order for the general consumer to be able to make the choice between available free and non free web browsers, something has to be bundled with Windows to allow them to obtain whatever they choose.

      Wrong, and you even got modded up. Way to go, stupid moderators!

      Remember the AOL coasters that were ubiquitious? THEY INCLUDED A BROWSER!

      I was on a BBS that gave away the client to allow you to connect. Just call or mail and get a browser in the mail.

      You could order FREE versions delivered by mail from a variety of sources - I got Netscape 1.something in the mail that way.

      You could use terminal software to connect to network sources for browsers - even Windows 3.1 had hyper-terminal!

      The fact that the average consumer will quite happily sit with IE because it's already there isn't Microsofts fault.

      Not their fault, but it IS something they count on. They give a crappy, broken, non-standards compliant, insecure product with every OS, and count on everyone staying with that crappy, broken, non-standards compliant, insecure browser - in fact, they INSIST on it by breaking downloads of OS patches and upgrades from other browsers and by using that browser for the OS to communicate with the user.

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    181. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      I actively refuse to read his 'articles', and he makes a really screwed up keyboard (I can't touchtype on his keyboard, all the letters are wrong!), but I like his music...

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    182. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Marketing is the art of exploiting ignorance, maybe that's why it is hated so much by smart people.

      Personally I think that [some] smart people hate marketing because they see it as something that simply wastes their time because it won't work on them (even as they are being programmed with brand labels and jingles.)

      Others of us have learned to enjoy it because it pays our bills. Plus I have the benefit of working in a place where my boss actually comes to me and asks questions like "can we capture their email addresses" and then listens when I tell him that it's not legal to just mail people out of the blue, and that you must provide opt-out on all email - unlike Media X, a now-defunct (AFAIK) website company I worked for in Santa Cruz, where when I told them that spamming a list of teenagers and pre-teens with some crap about N*Suck was both a violation of CAN-SPAM and COPA, and they basically let me know that I could spam or collect unemployment... and THAT job was supposed to be MIS.

      Anyway, I think exploiting ignorance is kind of mean and unfair, but on the other hand, if you want to hate something ignorance-related, hate the cultural forces that cause people to want to be ignorant. "Just keepin' it real", you know. I know I'm a freak and all that, but to me, learning is a critical part of life, along with having fun. If you aren't doing those two things, you might as well be dead.

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    183. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      You see what I meant? Somebody modded my above comment as troll. :-)

    184. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      I think the easiest way to fraudmod someone down over a difference of opinion and get away with it re metamods is to use "redundant". If a dozen people have brought up a point and someone comes along with yet another comment that adds nothing "redundant" is a fair mod.

      If I'm in a hurry metamodding sometimes I'll mark that fair if I remember having seen a lot of similar comments. I don't always check to see if this particular post was the earliest one.

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    185. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No need to imagine. Judging by your posts, your existence is quite careless.

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    186. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because something caused the present state to exist does not mean it is good or right... I think we need better arguments for why a "strong economy" is a positive thing for the people of the world, not just those at the top of the economic food chain.

      Why should people work harder to buy junk they don't need, because it has been marketed to them? It's just fuelling the creation of unnecessary stuff and lining others pockets.

    187. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No arguments from me on that one. I was just arguing with Pig against the absurd position that the marketplace was of supreme unimportance.

      The worldwide market, as currently constituted, is unsustainable. Something else will evolve (is evolving), although with how much pain and suffering this evolution will entail is a wide open question. A system wide crash is not beyond the realm of possibility, given the overall blindness of world policy makers.

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    188. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1
      >I have one question for the IE team, if you ever care to ask: why is a 6+ year old bug with margin's on CSS floats still not fixed in IE 7?


      I don't know, but you can ask them yourself on the IE Blog if you like.

    189. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I hate replying to myself, but I should have added that the IE blog is maintained by IE developers and and program managers, so if you file bug reports, they are being read by people who can do something about them.

    190. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by egarland · · Score: 1

      intellectual filth of capitalism

      as opposed to what? You have a better economic model? One where people will be happier, healthier, more likely to get what they want?

      Even China, a communist controlled country is giving up it's horrid backwards centrally planned economy and rolling out a capitalist system.

      Unless, of course, he has a vested interest in the system

      We all have a vested interest in a good economic system. Arguably there are 2 things that separate modern powerful nations from third world countries: Public education and a good economic system. I'd argue the first relies on the second.

      Capitalism is hard. People lose big all the time but the big lesson that time has showed us is that overall everyone wins. Sure, in russia nobody got fired from their job, but the factories never modernized and downsized workforces and therefor they ended up doing a job that was near worthless and they ended up poverty stricken.

      The benefits of capitalsim, a self balancing, self optimizing economic system that motivates a workforce require the hard parts of capitalsim.. the potential to lose big. The alternative is everybody loses big. No thanks.

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    191. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone wants to sell some shit, and they know they can influence people, and their business is about making money, then using marketing is a logical decision.

      Idiot

      It doesn't make anyone do anything. It puts notions in the heads of the unconscious. Propaganda was the subject of my middle school english class, and ever since I've consciously examined every advertisement I don't immediately dismiss, looking for their methods and motivations. It doesn't mean I'm immune to marketing, but I am much more resistant. (Also, I think most geeks are very specification-oriented, and so they are less vulnerable to marketing in general.)

      Idiot

      Come do it if you can. But more cogently, it serves to stimulate the economy. And without marketing, no one would ever sell anything anywhere but locally, so it also enables the economy.

      Chatterbox

      I have a supporting role in a marketing department - I query the database. I also do the website. Guess what? Websites are marketing, if they're associated with a business or product. I guess businesses and products shouldn't have webpages, huh?

      Idiot

      Riiiiight. It would sell itself to people who might not even be aware that it exists? Marketing is about more than just convincing people that they need something that they have no use for. It's also about getting the message out about your products so that people who already have a use for what you're selling have an opportunity to find out about it, and then possibly buy it from you. You are a classic example of why some people shouldn't be allowed to think on their own - you don't actually complete the thought.

      Retard

    192. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      intellectual filth of capitalism
      as opposed to what? You have a better economic model? One where people will be happier, healthier, more likely to get what they want?
      As opposed to a better balance between private and public.

      Like in France (or Québec, for that matter). Where the State has several smartly managed profitable entreprises. Not hard when, being french, you don't have a neurosis against what the State does and don't find working for the State is demeaning.

      For example, our State-owned electric supply reaps huge profits (which are so much taxes we won't have to pay) whilst providing the cheapest electricity in the world. And it's we have the only northeastern grid that did not go down during the last blackout, a testament to the competence of OUR engineers. Or France which has the largest network of the fastest trains (that run on time) in the world.

      As of intellectual filth, the drivel spewed forth by Hollywood and US TV networks is the best indicatino of the abject poverty of culture when culture is considered as a merchandise; it has to be mediocre to cater to the tastes of the majority of the population who has mediocre tastes.

      Arguably there are 2 things that separate modern powerful nations from third world countries: Public education and a good economic system. I'd argue the first relies on the second.
      Four things: free healthcare and sustainable transportation policy, two things the US doesn't have, hence it's third-world like child mortality rate (higher than Cuba!).
      Capitalism is hard. People lose big all the time but the big lesson that time has showed us is that overall everyone wins.
      Only the richest make it good. In the US, who has abysmal social policies, the middle-class is shrinking fast.
      The benefits of capitalsim, a self balancing, self optimizing economic system that motivates a workforce require the hard parts of capitalsim.. the potential to lose big. The alternative is everybody loses big. No thanks.
      Typical yankee brainwashing result. Socialism leaves a door wide-open to private entreprise, but it is well steered by the State to insure that nobody gets hurt and has his life destroyed by a greedy entrepreneur.

      Some entrepreneurs may feel stifled, but what's important is that the vast majority aren't consigned to abject misery, of which the US is replete with.

    193. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by JordanL · · Score: 1

      Thank you. That's about the most on topic, helpful reply I've ever received on /.

    194. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Impossible.

      Modded funny, +5. Therefore, I must be both a)correct, and b)funny. :)

      QED

      BTW; QED means, "The aformentioned was a demonstration." Proof/Demonstration of its usage shall be left as an exercise to the reader.

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    195. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by egarland · · Score: 1

      For example, our State-owned electric supply reaps huge profits (which are so much taxes we won't have to pay) whilst providing the cheapest electricity in the world.

      I do admire their highly refined nucler power generation system (and apparently top notch distribution system).. but I'd argue it's less a result of the economic system and more a result of political curcumstances.

      Socialism leaves a door wide-open to private entreprise, but it is well steered by the State to insure that nobody gets hurt and has his life destroyed by a greedy entrepreneur.

      This model has some obvious advantages. The disadvantages are more subtle but they are there and bigger than the advantages. It's like in investing. You can put your money into something that grows 5% every year no matter what or 10% on average but some years you lose a lot. Some people will chose the conservitive route. Over time.. they will lose. The hard edge of capitalsim is inseperable from it's benefits. They derive from the same place. Reduce them, and you reduce the benefits.

      As I understand it, France's economic system is going through a serious shakeup. As a typical self-absorbed US citizen I, of course, don't follow anything going on in France but from what I hear, people who have spent a great deal more time thinking about economics than either of us agree with me on this point.

      I'll ask you this: If you got to chose a job where you made your current salary every year until you stop, or one where you made twice as much for 3/4 of the years and were unemployed the other 1/4 which would you take?

      Some entrepreneurs may feel stifled, but what's important is that the vast majority aren't consigned to abject misery, of which the US is replete with.

      There are some issues here but abject misery isn't one of them. Things may be hard for people in certain places at certain times but things balance and everthing works out ok. We don't have government healthcare but our healthcare is excelent in compairson to things I've heard elsewhere and it's being upgraded and modernized every day. There are some things I'd like changed but not if that change removes market pressures from the system.

      It's not just some faceless entrepeneurs who are stifled when businesses are forced to make decisions that don't make business sense. It's the economy as a whole and everyone in it. That means you.

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    196. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Your system takes 100%, puts 90% of it in the hands of 10% of the peole, and the rest of the 10% goes to 80% of the people, leaving 10% with nothing at all.

  2. Dvorak correct? by hotspotbloc · · Score: 0

    Wow, that's a first. I guess a broken clock can be right twice a day. =)

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    1. Re:Dvorak correct? by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Dvorak's a quantum clock, he's never right. Ever.

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    2. Re:Dvorak correct? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Interestingly he uses the same method. Last time he was right (Apple switching over to Intel) he'd been saying that for years.

  3. What's new? by Flimzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When has Microsoft ever delevered a product "as promised"?

    1. Re:What's new? by filesiteguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      LOL!!

      C'mon, didn't you ever use the TRS-80 BASIC interpreter? Didn't everyone? It worked great, and was a MS product, IIRC. I think it was Micro-Soft basic 4.5 from what I remember. :) It worked exactly as promised.

      I never used the BASIC compiler for the PC, but I think it was supposed to be pretty cool. Again it worked as promised. Of course, it was cloned from an IBM product, but then what's new?

      Oh, wait - you already said that.

      Nevermind.

    2. Re:What's new? by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      hOW IS THIS 'FLAMEBAIT'? He's 100% correct. Microsoft's motto is 'over promise, under deliver'. And this has always been true for every release they have ever had. Vista being no exception.

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    3. Re:What's new? by linvir · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it was brilliant, but it didn't sell so well. So Gates being the marketing genius that he is decided to lower the quality of the software Microsoft produced, and the rest is history!

    4. Re:What's new? by abradsn · · Score: 1
      Have you ever delivered a product to market?

      It usually goes something like this throughout all product categories.
      1. Dream up idea
      2. Try to put idea onto paper
      3. Try to turn paper into reality
      4. Find out that you made mistakes in transferring the idea to paper, but you've already spent a lot of time and money.
      5. Sell product that is good enough, so that you can repeat the process, and improve the original product in the next version.
      6. Repeat as many times as possible.
    5. Re:What's new? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but i hold notepad in the highest regard as a text editor.

    6. Re:What's new? by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ha! Not really. Delivered several products to market with 95% of all functionality working as promnised. Some functionality did not work as promised due to bugs and those are fixed over the next few months.

      Their problem is that they start the marketing blitz while it still IS an idea with the idea that they can deliver anything they want... and then they fail. Over and over and over.

      Most development processes I know is that a team of people talk the idea over, spec it out, run through basic functionality and are usually 50% through the development process before they even CONSIDER actively marketing the product.

      Companies that do what Microsoft do cease to be due to pissing off their customer base who moves on. Microsoft only manages to continue to do this because people have nowhere else to go.

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    7. Re:What's new? by booch · · Score: 1

      That might work for some products, but I don't think it would fly in most engineering disciplines. For example, apply it to a bridge, or an airplane, or a vital component in an airplane. You don't really get to roll out Eads Bridge 1.1.6. And if an airplane has a fatal flaw, it can actually be fatal. Sure, you can apply some "patches", and you can learn to do a better job on the next one you design, but you'd damn well better make sure the original is still a solid design.

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    8. Re:What's new? by Flimzy · · Score: 1

      *choke* Notepad has serious file size limitations... A text editor isn't anby good if it can't allocate enough memory to open the .c files I'm working on!

    9. Re:What's new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used Apple Basic :) None of that Microsoft, even before Microsoft turned evil!

    10. Re:What's new? by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      MS Vista still probably has 95% of the functionality promised, it's just that they don't talk about a lot of what's promised because it is standard in operating systems. The last 5% is the flashiest, hardest, and most visible stuff, which is what Microsoft and you (by your own admission) have failed to deliver.

    11. Re:What's new? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I never used the BASIC compiler for the PC but I think it was supposed to be pretty cool. Again it worked as promised. Of course, it was cloned from an IBM product, but then what's new?

      If you're thinking of gw-basic, that's an interpreter, not a compiler. Borland had a basic compiler - Turbo Basic. Made a stand-alone exe, which was pretty cool at the time.

    12. Re:What's new? by Nosklo · · Score: 1
      i hold notepad in the highest regard as a text editor

      ACK
      Notepad is terrible!!! I mean:

      • No syntax hilight
      • No completion
      • Size limitations
      • No line/column numbers
      • No code folding
      • No incremental search
      • And the worst: it has bugs!! Even simple as it is!!

      Use emacs, gedit, kate, or even notepad+ for a while and you will never use notepad again!

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    13. Re:What's new? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > For example, apply it to a bridge, or an airplane, or a vital component in an airplane.
      > You don't really get to roll out Eads Bridge 1.1.6. And if an airplane has a fatal flaw,
      > it can actually be fatal.

      And your point is? In case you didn't know airplanes DO have fatal problems. It is fairly common for updates to be issued when a crash report reveals a defect in the original design caused a loss. Bridges have failed from faulty designs. Sure they actually try a lot harder and there real liability unlike software but they are still humans and they make mistakes. We learn from our mistakes and build it better the next time, this is how progress happens.

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    14. Re:What's new? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Versions of DOS up to and including 4.X came with GW-BASIC, which was an interpretor. Microsoft also produced QuickBasic, which was a BASIC compiler for DOS and was originally released in 1985. Versions 5 and 6 of DOS included a cut-down version of QuickBasic known as QBasic. QBasic was only an interpreter, while Quickbasic was both a compiler and an interpreter (with the interpreter used for debugging and the compiler used for release).

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    15. Re:What's new? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      95%? With no shell, no file system, scaled back graphics, scaled back tools, tools that won't be shipping, DRM tools that won't ship, security tools that won't ship??? Thats only 5%?

      Riiiiiight. Whatever you say. Let me know when reality comes to pay you a visit and shows you how to do percentages.

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    16. Re:What's new? by 808140 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with the general thrust of your post, I think your comparison is a wee bit shy of the mark. Saying Linux is a "homegrown toy" very much depends on your definition of the word toy; if you take toy to mean something for children (implying in most people's minds that it is not fit for adults with real world problems, which is demonstratably false), then this characterisation is basically a lie. You could claim that you were using toy in the sense that it is developed for pleasure rather than profit, which is certainly true (or was, at any rate). Deliberately hard to use is also not particularly fair: GNU/Linux is meant to function like UNIX, and it remains consistantly easy to use for people who desire that interface (like me). It's certainly fair to say that by modeling the system's interface on an operating system that arguably reached its peak in the 70s and 80s, you are deliberately alienating a certain segment of the population (namely those that would like a free Windows or Macintosh clone.) To those people I would say that GNOME and KDE have already been good enough for a long time. Not working exactly like Windows or the Mac is not the same as being deliberately difficult to use, whatever your personal UI preferences may be.

      Of course, this is what you meant by flamebait -- looking at what you said in a certain way, you might be able to milk a grain of truth out of it, but it is phrased so as to incite riot among zealous defenders of GNU/Linux et al. You are presumably perfectly aware of the limitations of your own statement, and that's why it's rightfully flamebait.

      The Microsoft criticism is less clear. Not all criticisms are flamebait. Microsoft has produced a number of very usable products over the years -- Office in particular has no peer in the market place today. Anti-MS zealots on Slashdot are fond of attempting to undermine MS's genuinely good products by pointing out that most did not originate with MS, but rather were purchased technologies -- I'm tempted to say that this oft-heard cry is irrelevant, as technologies and companies are bought and sold all the time. But the OP's criticism of MS's product delivery schedule is certainly pretty on the mark. In the nearly 20 years I've been using their software, it seems most products have been seriously delayed, and when finally released are missing most of the features that were supposed to be the "killers". Of course a casual look at the industry as a whole shows this to be the norm for much software development. Small shops that release software without pre-release hoopla don't set user expectations that they can't meet, because they aren't big enough or important enough to attract interest, but big shops like Microsoft or Adobe are industry superstars, and so much of their software is preceeded by press releases lauding future features that later don't materialise -- which results in possibly deserved criticism.

      As we've all worked in software at some point we all know the probable causes for this -- the overeager manager who sells a product idea to his superiors without consulting with the people who actually do the code to see whether the feature set is feasible for the project time. The marketing department that doesn't understand software architecture and embellish the feature set of a new product in ways that to them seem small but that actually require a massive amount of work to pull together. Even here on Slashdot, where people are pretty tech-savvy, you see a lot of people saying things like, "Why don't they just hack together acid2 compliance?" as if this requires nothing but adding a few if statements and special cases to a clean body of code. You'd think we'd know better.

      And with companies as large as Microsoft, there are probably significant diseconomies of scale -- with bureaucratic lag and what not the left hand truly does not know what the right is doing. Microsoft has already delayed Longhorn/Vista for so long that industry analysts are starting to wonder if this will be another C

    17. Re:What's new? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. I've never known anyone who actually used the QuickBasic compiler. iirc, Borland was cheaper, easier, and faster.

    18. Re:What's new? by orangepeel · · Score: 1

      I still have the original box for my copy of QuickBASIC V4.50, with the receipt inside. I bought it on Tuesday, June 26th, 1990, at 3:56:18 PM for $69.95 from Fry's Electronics in Fremont, California (it's listed as store #2 on the receipt). Yeah, I know. I'm shaking my head over the fact that somehow I still have that information.

      Ahhh, those were the days!

      Anyway, given that I was 14 at the time and didn't have much money, if TurboBASIC was within reach at Fry's or anywhere else, I find it unlikely that it was less than the $69.95 option for QuickBASIC. If it had been, I probably would have chosen it instead.

      Sadly, the financial issue was the same reason why my first foray into Windows programming was with Visual Basic, and not Borland Delphi. I could get an educational discount on Microsoft stuff at my university's computer store, but not for Borland's Delphi (either that or the prices still worked out in Microsoft's favor, even if there was some kind of discount from Borland).

      In hindsight I really wish I'd been able to go with Delphi, but having money left over for food was a more pressing issue back then (and still is, really).

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    19. Re:What's new? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean about the "good old days" :-)

    20. Re:What's new? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Well, the method to the madness (or lameness, if you prefer), is that by promising the moon and the stars to customers, MS keeps them from investigating solutions being offered by competitors, because MS is going to come out with the same thing, only better, Real Soon Now. Thus MS continues to baffle customers with bullshit.

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    21. Re:What's new? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If you think notepad is good, try using the "cat >" editor. Much smaller executable, and can handle files as large as the filesystem can handle.

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    22. Re:What's new? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I could get an educational discount on Microsoft stuff at my university's computer store, but not for Borland's Delphi

      Borland did provide an educational discount for Delphi, however the Borland education version had a non-commercial license while the Visual Studio education version had the same license as the full version (with the condition that you were a student or teacher).

      I was forced to use Delphi as an undergrad, and I'm glad I never bought it. While Pascal is a slightly nicer language than BASIC, the IDE is terrible. Pressing step on a segfault would cause it to jump to the end of the function and then tell you it had broken...somewhere. I only wish I'd been able to afford a NeXT box when I was learning to code - I still haven't found a RAD environment that improves on OpenStep.

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  4. Microsofts biggest blunder? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As usual, Dvorak is on crack.

    I'm not sure what he means by biggest, but microsoft's stupidist blunder was Bob and its most expensive blunder was the Cairo project (Cairo was later renamed and one of its most important element, OFS, is still nowhere in sight).

    Internet exporer was not so much of a blunder as an expensive way to kill off Netscape (they were a much bigger threat then Dvorak makes out.

    (the OT part) Still, at least Microsoft Bob was not a completely wasted effort - after all, you still have Rover the retriever to help you with searching in XP - and we all know that was worth waiting 10 years for...

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    1. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hasn't Cairo evolved to become WinFS?

      Although, WinFS is still in beta, and will sit atop an NTFS installation, so it's not all it should have been, and after 14 years you might expect something better than that (like a proper NTFS replacement).

    2. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by arivanov · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As usual, Dvorak is on crack. And he is not sharing which is a crime.

      IE is just a shell around libraries which do parsing of content and rendering. These are used throughout Windows including Outlook, parts of Office, the Windows Update infrastructure, etc. These have to be accounted for when making a loss/profit assessment. If it was not for IE, Outlook would have never reached its near universal penetration. Where Outlook and IE go, Office, Exchange, Departamental intranet servers on IIS with HTML written by people on crack follow. All of these depend on IE in one form or another. All of these are commercial products and cost a pretty penny.

      IE may be a loss, but it is a classic example of a well executed loss leader. If it was not for IE most of the remaining MSFT clutter would have had to be considerably better quality and less expensive to actually sell.

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    3. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by marshall_j · · Score: 1

      not as bad as the original poster claims tho. you can install a beta and there is a dev sdk. it does exist in some form.

      all other features of cairo have been implemented. just 10 years after win 95 ;)

    4. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by schnablebg · · Score: 1

      Yes, I particularly like having to click through 3 prompts search for *.foo.

    5. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I generally agree with you that a html renderer is a handy thing to have around in an operating environment, however your statement:

      If it was not for IE, Outlook would have never reached its near universal penetration.

      Just isn't true. Both outlook & IE would never have reached the penetration they have without being included in the default install of 95% of desktop computers sold.

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    6. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      That has helped. But it would not have been enough if they were not artificially made to interdepend on each other by having the HTML and HTTP libraries from IE used nearly everywhere.

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    7. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1


      Just isn't true. Both outlook & IE would never have reached the penetration they have without being included in the default install of 95% of desktop computers sold.


      Excuse me, but I hate to be pedantic but Outlook was not on a default install on 95% of the desktop computers sold, Outlook Express was, and there is a HUGE difference.

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    8. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Cairo wasn't a blunder. A blunder is "A usually serious mistake typically caused by ignorance or confusion," accorting to American Heritage dictionary. Inventing an advanced filesystem is not a mistake — it's actually a good idea. But like many of Microsoft's good ideas (and they do have them) it was ineptly executed.

    9. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, Dvorak is on crack.

      Perhaps, but he's often humorous when he is. From TFA:

      The company is like the panicky old woman wondering how she lost a penny in her purse while giving exact change in the express line at the grocery store. Hey lady, you are holding things up!

      This explains why Dvorak isn't homeless.

    10. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but I hate to be pedantic but Outlook was not on a default install on 95% of the desktop computers sold, Outlook Express was, and there is a HUGE difference.

      You are of course right.

      Outlook achieved its dominance by Microsoft's predatory actions in the productivity suite market rather then by Microsoft's predatory actions in the Operating systems market.

      Thanks for the correction.

    11. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by steve_l · · Score: 1

      I knew some people involved in Cairo. It was a distributed system. WinFS is just metadata on files, but in Cairo OLE, Object Linking and Embedding would actually work. Unfortunately for MS (and indirectly, the Corba desktops), distributed objects got killed by HTTP as a way of working with remote systems. [Despite attempts by the SOAP camp to go back to distributed objects]

      There are hints of Cairo in Win2K and winXP, in the 'distributed link tracking service' that promises to maintain links between files as they move round NTFS file systems. I always turn that service off as it is pointless.

    12. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Yes, I particularly like having to click through 3 prompts search for *.foo.

      Does anyone know a way around that? Maybe a registry setting or something?

    13. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Yes, I particularly like having to click through 3 prompts search for *.foo.

      Answered my own question - you can change the search preferences at the bottom. Set to "advanced" search behavior, and turn off the stupid dog, and no more click throughs to specify "all files"

    14. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1
      Still, at least Microsoft Bob was not a completely wasted effort - after all, you still have Rover the retriever to help you with searching in XP - and we all know that was worth waiting 10 years for...

      Hey, Bob was a success for at least one person:

      Who was the Microsoft project manager in charge of Microsoft Bob? A woman named Melinda French... who now has the married name Melinda French Gates.

    15. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Answered my own question - you can change the search preferences at the bottom. Set to "advanced" search behavior, and turn off the stupid dog, and no more click throughs to specify "all files"

      What are you doing in this thread?

      I thought you were (like me) a whiney mac fanboy (or fangirl as the case may be)

      Surely spotlight does everything you need?

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    16. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by bitrot42 · · Score: 1

      If it was not for IE, Outlook would have never reached its near universal penetration.

      And has it ever! I'm certainly feeling penetrated.

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    17. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by toleraen · · Score: 1

      There's a little options thing under search. After tweeking the options, all I have to do is Win+F, type *.foo, and hit enter. No clicking, tabbing, registry editing, etc.

    18. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 1
      and its most expensive blunder was the Cairo project (Cairo was later renamed and one of its most important element, OFS, is still nowhere in sight).

      All of the Cairo technologies are available, with the exception of the file system. I wouldn't call that a 'blunder'.

      From Wikipedia:

      Despite its near-mythical status in the computer industry, all of the Cairo technologies are now available except one.

      RPC shipped in Windows NT 3.1. The User Interface shipped (in stripped-down form) in Windows 95. X.500 shipped as part of Active Directory in Windows 2000. X.400 shipped as part of Microsoft Exchange Server. Content Indexing is now a part of Internet Information Server and MSN Search.

      The remaining component is the object file system, now called WinFS. It was originally planned as part of Windows Vista but has currently been removed. Microsoft says it is going to be added back in as a product update and has made a beta release of the technology available to MSDN subscribers.

    19. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Its the slashdot editor who put that article there whose on crack.
      There are plenty of wild ideas out there, but Dvorak keeps getting quoted and paid attention to. We might as well become the press department of Darl McBride.

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    20. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by jambarama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From my blog: http://jambarama.blogspot.com/2006/03/how-microsof t-got-ie-to-be-de-facto.html

      Why did Microsoft care what browser people used?
      Operating systems can be replaced by higher level operating systems. BIOS stood for (used to, they changed it in the 90s) basic integrated operating system. BIOS was a full on (but limited) OS. Microsoft figured out how to use BIOS to boot DOS, a higher level OS. Later they figured out how to get DOS to boot Windows. Thus they knew operating systems could be replaced, they'd done it: BIOS > DOS > Windows (until they jettisoned DOS in 2000).

      They were afraid the internet was going to do this again. And Netscape would be basically an OS on top of Windows. The problem was this: if everyone develops for Netscape, not for Windows, then Windows wouldn't matter (just like who makes your BIOS doesn't matter now). Microsoft was terrified that Windows would get built over. Then they couldn't charge much for Windows (because it wouldn't be that important). So they did their darndest to kill Netscape and force IE on everyone else.

      Getting rid of the Apple Problem
      Macintosh threatened to throw a wrench in their plans. Even if Apple went out of business, someone would buy it up and still offer Macs. Because there was another viable platform, many early developers felt they should work for compatibility with both Mac and Windows. There was no IE for Macintosh and even if there had been, Microsoft needed a way to get Mac users to use it. If IE wasn't default for all major platforms, IE wouldn't be the standard, it would be a standard.*

      Luck was on Microsft's side. They had been killing Apple's revenue for sometime and Apple was willing to partner with anyone to survive. For Microsoft it was worth $150 million to make IE the de facto standard that it remains to this day. For Apple is was worth accepting IE to survive to try and fight again.

      So what about Netscape?
      Tying means using one product to sell another. Tying is like selling a copier and forcing (contractually or with technology) the consumer to get the copier serviced by you as well. This example is an actual case - Kodak did this. Tying is not bundling (for example selling Office rather than Excel or Powerpoint alone. Bundling is fine). Tying is per se illegal - if you are found to be tying, you are wrong, no debate - bundling is fine.

      I don't think there was any doubt in Microsoft's mind that bolting IE to the OS was "tying." The problem for Microsoft was that permanently bolting IE to Windows (and making it default) was the only way to unseat the current king of the internet, Netscape. It worked. And then they got slapped with an anti-trust suit for guess what... tying.

      During the trial a Princeton computer scientist got the Windows code via a court order and found that by removing two lines of code (from the source of Win98) you could get rid of IE. So Netscape presented this in court. Microsoft's rebuttal was a video, showing that by removing these two lines of code Windows crashed. When the prosecutors looked into this they found this was two different videos spliced together (thanks Ballmer). Guess what?

      They were found guilty. Judge Penfield Jackson was furious. He'd been annoyed by Bill Gates' irritated deposition. Gates had been ornery and not very helpful, but this put Jackson over the top. So Jackson wrote a scathing decision and Microsoft was supposed to be split into three companies. Because this decision was so harsh when the change of administration came, they refused to enforce it.

      So Microsoft won. They got IE to be the standard everyone uses when developing for the web and no penalties for it (if you don't think IE is the de facto standard, make your site incompatible with IE and, unless it is slashdot, don't expect to get much return traffic). Microsoft now has new pressure again - from alternate web browsers and from alternate operating systems. But there is a new savior on the horizon for them - trusted computing. If they succeed with the vendor lock-in trusted computing allows they'll never go out of business.

    21. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by carrier+lost · · Score: 1
      Kudos, Ari (If I may call you Ari)


      That's what I wanted to say and you did it so much better.


      MjM

    22. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by JakartaDean · · Score: 1
      microsoft's ... most expensive blunder was the Cairo project
      I don't agree. If you believe Microsoft's objectives were to kill OS/2, which they did, then hugely premature announcements of a better OS make perfect sense -- people will stay with Windows not buy OS/2, which is what happened.

      Drawing parallels with the browser situation and competition with Netscape (and it's once very valuable server-side business) is left as an exercise for the reader ;-)
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    23. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Step off, you troll. Spotlight indexes on the fly while I'm masturbating .

      =)

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    24. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      So, should we repurpose the phrase "Microsoft Bob" to refer to fellating one's boss to further one's career?

      Example: What is Melinda Gates most famous for? Doing the Microsoft Bob!

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    25. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      They were afraid the internet was going to do this again. And Netscape would be basically an OS on top of Windows. The problem was this: if everyone develops for Netscape, not for Windows, then Windows wouldn't matter (just like who makes your BIOS doesn't matter now).

      They did the same thing with Java of course, at a time when the applet and "run anywhere" was seen as a real threat. They could have introduced classes as an external jar as others did, but instead they deliberately tainted the core java interfaces and classes on Windows with MS specific functionality. Just like they did with HTML.

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    26. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by init100 · · Score: 1

      one of its most important element, OFS, is still nowhere in sight

      Please correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this OFS sound very much like the (also missing) WinFS? From your linked article:

      OFS is an object-oriented database designed to make it easy to search documents and other structured data by content.

    27. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Please correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this OFS sound very much like the (also missing) WinFS? From your linked article:

      No need to correct you - you're completely right.

      14 years & NTFS is still the best they can deliver.

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    28. Re:Microsofts biggest blunder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "BIOS stood for (used to, they changed it in the 90s) basic integrated operating system"

      BIOS was originally an acronym for Basic Input/Output System. It was first coined by CP/M in the 1970s for a set of very low-level I/O routines that were loaded from disk, and interfaced directly with various pieces of hardware (CP/M computers usually had very small ROM sets that contained a simple boot loader). Any other interpretation of BIOS was coined much later, but the original CP/M term was the one IBM used for the I/O routines in their ROM BIOS. IBM's original technical manuals for the PC contained a complete assembly-code listing of the base BIOS ROMs, and comments in both the listing and accompanying text clearly distinguish between boot loader, Basic Input/Output System, clock support routines, etc.

      "BIOS was a full on (but limited) OS"

      It was not. The fact that the original IBM PC had its BIOS routines in ROM instead of loading them from disk like CP/M was due to its roots as a home computer that, like other home computers of the period, had a ROM-resident BASIC interpreter which could use a cassette recorder to load and save programs and data. Like Apple, Tandy, Sinclair, etc., the IBM ROMs included a BASIC interpreter, and this BASIC used the BIOS for its underlying I/O (which was invisible to users). And while BIOS together with the integrated BASIC do form a sort of OS, none of the legal clone BIOS implementations had the BASIC interpreter (which belonged to MS, and did not therefore have a convenient source listing in the IBM tech manuals), so their BIOS' were little more than a boot loader together with a low-level I/O library and some stuff to detect and set up hardware, i.e. a combination of CP/M's ROM boot loader and software BIOS components.

      MS-DOS' general non-use of most ROM BIOS routines had little to do with MS themselves initially, but came instead from the fact that the original developer that they bought it from was writing a general-purpose 8086 OS based on CP/M. QDOS (the original name of MS/PC-DOS) thus followed the CP/M convention of assuming that the host system would have only a simple boot ROM, and load its BIOS from disk (it also followed other CP/M conventions such as 8.3 file names, distinguishing file types by suffix and using .COM to denote an executable, etc.).

      However, the fact that the aptly-named IO.SYS BIOS routines did not actualy require IBM's ROMs was originally a boon for MS, because they were hoping to sell MS-DOS to makers of 8086-based computers that did not have an IBM-compatible BIOS (there were a fair number of these before the clones made them irrelevant, e.g. Act Sirius). The CP/M-like structure of MS-DOS meant that such machines merely required a boot ROM, and MS-DOS would supply everything else, including a disk-based BASIC interpreter.

      N.B. In concordance with Sturgeon's law, googling for "BIOS" turns up a whole bunch of links (often from sources that should know better) telling people that it is a ROM one finds in IBM PC clones. Very specific searches are required to discover that CP/M had one in software, early Macs had a ROM BIOS (and Apple used the acronym correctly, i.e. Basic Input/Output System), as did the Atari ST, Amiga, Commodore 64 and 128, etc., etc., etc.

  5. wow, Dvorak actually made a little sense this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the first time I have ever agreed with anything Dvorak has written.

  6. billions.... by joe+155 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...what's it made of, gold? but more seriously, this could well be a worth while investment for MS, if you make people used to your software then they keep coming back... see it as a loss leader. Some people will say "I want to stay using windows because it has IE and thats what I like" (I know you'll think no one would say that but they really do). So maybe not such a bad investment.

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    1. Re:billions.... by eric0213 · · Score: 1

      You must be confused, it was Netscape that was gold.

  7. the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just installed it a few minutes ago, and am using it now. Bleh. The interface is still pretty horrible. Is this supposed to be the final layout? UnBELIEVABLY bad! What are their UI people smoking? Or did they hire some Opera UI people?

    And the ClearType on by default is ridiculous. :(

    At least I didn't do any stupid IE hacks with the sites I've developed for work - so everything works fine, except now with ClearType on by default, all the text looks bold, so many of our text links simply look like regular text. Nice UI move there, MS. *grumpy*

    1. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Werrismys · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Text links should be underlined. That's the convention.

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    2. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by jgalun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up - the Internet Explorer 7 interface is atrociously bad. I am not a Microsoft basher (I don't love them, but I find it hard to work up a good hate for them too), but this design will confuse the hell out of people. What's with eliminating the standard menus that every other Windows program uses? This will just confuse the hell out of users, without any countervailing benefit!

      The interface for IE 7 was not thought through at all.

    3. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by suv4x4 · · Score: 1, Troll

      except now with ClearType on by default, all the text looks bold, so many of our text links simply look like regular text. Nice UI move there, MS.

      Maybe if you start making links blue and underlined as they are supposed to be, and not just bold, you won't have that problem. Nice design move there, parent.

    4. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you start making links blue and underlined as they are supposed to be, and not just bold, you won't have that problem. Nice design move there, parent.

      My text links are blue and bold, just not underlined, until your mouse pointer hovers over them. It's a nice design; I just didn't figure MS would force everyone to use bold text in IE7 by default (via ClearType). Guess that was stupid of me, huh?

    5. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Text links should be underlined. That's the convention.

      Non-bolded text should stay non-bolded in applications unless you specifically configure something that way. That's another convention.

    6. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by rainman_bc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Text links should be underlined. That's the convention.

      I can configure that to whatever I like in my browser. There's no convention. That's YOUR convention, but not necessarily mine.

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    7. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by interiot · · Score: 1

      It's a convention, which means that it should be broken in certain circumstances. Lists of links, particularly a list whose formating indicates that a certain section of the page will ALWAYS have a link (eg. a column in a table, for instance), can have the underline taken away, and it's still clear that they're links. In border-collapse tables, this is especially useful, because you end up with a lot of text that's separated by two separate lines (one line for the underline, one line for the cell separator).

    8. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      I just didn't figure MS would force everyone to use bold text in IE7 by default (via ClearType).

      I also don't understand why IE7 doesn't respect the OS settings, but I believe your bold issue is more up to getting used to it. I use a TFT and without ClearType the text looks like a bunch of random vertical and horizontal stick thrown on the screen randomly.

      I can clearly tell bold text from non-bold text but the difference is not so staggering. If you print some bold / non-bold text on paper you'll quickly see it looks similar to what ClearType tries to do on the screen.

      Even without IE7, there are a lot of people that turn ClearType on, many laptops and desktop computers come preconfigured with ClearType on (those with a TFT), and Mac OSX also has font-smoothing somewhat similar to ClearType.

      So I'd say you have to spend some time making sure your sites look good with ClearType, IE7 or not.

    9. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by quokkapox · · Score: 1

      Lucky you, I just installed it and after the obligatory restart, it just doesn't work. It loads cnn.com, google.com but it will not load slashdot.org nor gmail. It just crashes. I think I'll uninstall (if I can?!) and go back to using firefox and opera...

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    10. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by baadger · · Score: 1

      What are their UI people smoking? Or did they hire some Opera UI people?

      If they had hired Opera UI developers then IE7 would have the most powerful and customizable browser UI to be found on any platform.

      Back on the topic of IE7, I found I adjusted to the UI given 10 minutes of use.... but it's hopelessly lacking in features. My first reaction after closing a tab my accident was to goto Edit -> Undo. Well they've naffed that up that possibility haven't they.

      My concern isn't that the UI will be a mess at release but rather as 3rd party addons and such become available, and MS themselves incorporate new features and functionality, that IE will become increasingly cluttered and chaotic. Hopefully they will only be bathing in their own stew dinner.

      Microsoft seem to have gone a notch past crazy and started throwing random and drastic UI changes into all their software. I've tried Vista (build 5365) and prefer Luna, i've looked at the new Office screenshots and have my doubts, and i've tried IE7 and, with the exception of a few 'neat' features, prefer IE6.

      Fortunately I have almost a year to get used to alternatives to MS products...

    11. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Even without IE7, there are a lot of people that turn ClearType on, many laptops and desktop computers come preconfigured with ClearType on (those with a TFT), and Mac OSX also has font-smoothing somewhat similar to ClearType.

      So I'd say you have to spend some time making sure your sites look good with ClearType, IE7 or not.


      You're right, the move to LCD is happening quite quickly. I haven't yet because the quality of LCD I'd need to equal my nice CRT is way out of my price range at the moment. *sigh*

      I really love thin/light fonts, so this whole thing is going to be an aesthetically-unsettling transistion. *shrug*

      If we had really high-DPI displays, great, let's bring fonts into the modern age, but we're just not there, yet, IMO. I'd want a minimum of 300dpi before trying this nonsense on a CRT. And don't forget - LCD hasn't won the war, yet. SED displays should be out by year's end, and may compete quite well, depending on price.

    12. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sorry, but anyone who claims all links on all websites everywhere are "supposed to be" blue with underlines clearly has absolutely no idea about branding, design or the fact the web has moved on in the past decade. Maybe all the clothes you wear should be grey, all the furniture in your house should be bright orange and your car should be a wheezing, smoke belching Trabbant too, eh comrade?

      Yes, you can turn off CSS in your browser to make the web look like shit, but I'd hazard a guess that nobody at all, except the visually impaired would do that.

      I'd hate to see the ugly grey sludgy mess the web would be with people like you making design decisions.

    13. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by shmlco · · Score: 1

      You can configure your browser however you wish, but that doesn't change the fact that there is a web interface convention of text links being blue and underlined. In fact, that's how most browsers will render unvisited links, unless directed otherwise (as you did).

      So it's not HIS convention, nor is it your exception.

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    14. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's with eliminating the standard menus that every other Windows program uses?

      You can enable them!. Look here!. The menu is placed between the address bar and the tab bar. The tab and the address bar are both related with the page you're viewing, the menu is not. It's probably the worst place to put such menu: you want to keep such elements in the same place. But hey, this is microsoft - some reviewer will argue that it has sense.

      The UI of IE7 was designed very carefully. They just don't know to do it right. Look at the the latest paul thurrot's vista review:

      http://www.winsupersite.com/images/reviews/vista_5 342_rev5_02.jpg
      http://www.winsupersite.com/images/reviews/vista_5 342_rev5_08.jpg
      (Try to guess which is the active window)

      http://www.winsupersite.com/images/reviews/vista_5 342_rev5_01.jpg
      ("File operations"! great!)

      I've enought problems to make people understand XP (why the extension->program associations are placed under "carpet options"???? Why i need to look at the taskwork's properties to delete the list of recently opened files in the start menu??? Why some visual effects are on the "my pc->properties" window, others in the display's properties and some duplicated in both?? Oh, and wait: in IE7 beta 2 you configure cd-auto-startup in IE's advanced properties). I can't wait for vista, it looks like they'd be trying to be better than mac os x but they keep falling in the second-system syndrome. It's so bad when it comes to usability that is laughable - most of the people knows windows just because they're taugh the basic operations in the school.

      Look at how many XP/office training courses are in your city. It's so fucking bad that people can make money with it.

    15. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to see the ugly grey sludgy mess the web would be with people like you making design decisions.

      Yes yes yes but the blue links are what is important. You're losing track, dude.

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    16. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by _Swank · · Score: 1

      You can use the ClearType Tuning wizard to make the ClearType look much better on your display (LCD or CRT) if you don't want to turn it off completely. Using this should rid you of the 'bolding' look which I think just happens because ClearType tends to make text look much thicker, but with tuning this should be easy to take care of. Personally, I find that with it tuned properly text does look much better and is easier to look at for long durations than with ClearType off, but obviously that's a personal preference.

    17. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by rainman_bc · · Score: 0

      I love /. -> arguments come in the form of the passive voice:

      the fact that there is a web interface convention of text links being blue and underlined.

      Dude where is the convention? And moreso, if it's a standard then you wouldn't be able to change it to whatever suits your fancy.

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    18. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I've used the tuner before, and it didn't bring that much of an improvement. I've not done any tests on aperture grille vs shadowmask CRTs, though. I tend to prefer shadowmask as I'm picky enough to immediately spot, and thus be vastly annoyed by, the dampening wires of aperture grille CRTs. I dunno if there's any difference in CT performance between the two technologies, though.

      It'll be interesting to see if CT works well with SED or not.

    19. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd hate to see the ugly grey sludgy mess the web would be with people like you making design decisions.

      From the grandparent's initial description links looked like normal text because all text appeared bold.
      If this looks like a link to you, to many it won't, so I just replied with that information in mind.

      I also use orange or yellow or green links, but there's a thin border you don't have to cross and you have to keep things relatively consistent with the world around you by underlining the links and having them in a distinct color from the surroundings, or if they won't be underlined they should be at least blue or green as hint.

      People like you lament how usability-minded designers will create "gray and boring web" and instead go happily nesting tables, making mystery meat navigation, use ridiculously tiny text since "it looks so cool" and put flashy intros on everything.

      How does it feel being cast in a category like you did with me, parent?

    20. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by elsilver · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What's with eliminating the standard menus that every other Windows program uses?

      Oh, they're eliminating those too.

      Have you seen Windows Messenger Live Beta? Or Windows Media Player 10? They are moving towards having the three or four most important actions in the tool bar (like "Change the color scheme of this window" or "Get your own space on Spaces"), and everything else is accessed from a "menu" button hidden up there with minimize, and close.

      Personally, I'm mixed on this idea: I hate having to try to find the menu, and wonder where in there they have hidden what I want to do. On the other hand, I've noticed that the stripped down versions of IE, Word, etc. on my PDA have only a small number of menu items, and it's really nice not having all that extra crap.

      Reading over what I just wrote, I had a thought: maybe I hate the new candy look and hiding the standard menus. I also hate product bloat. There, that's better, when I put it that way, MS can't do anything right.

      E.

    21. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hate to see the ugly grey sludgy mess the web would be with people like you making design decisions.

      Huhu... that emphasized part is extra funny after I saw the animated gray "link-balls" spin around in your gray sludgy site from your sig :P

      It felt like 1995 again.

    22. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Browsers underline hypertext links by default. It is possible to remove the underline using Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), but this is a bad idea most of the time. Users are accustomed to seeing links underlined. They may or may not be able to figure out which text is linked if the underline convention is not used.

      - http://www.webaim.org/techniques/hypertext/linkdis play#underlining__50_128_05_02

      If the stereo in your car comes standard, you cant rip it out and put a new one in?

      . It is the convention in web pages to underline links that take readers to another web source. If you underline words with the tag, readers may think you merely have a dead link. Some pages use style sheets to display links as a different color but with no underline. This is attractive, but it poses a problem for those who are color-blind.

      - http://www.think-ink.net/html/04quizan.htm

      now go read HTML for dummies your prejudice against the seeing impaired is clearly aparent.
    23. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      I've not done any tests on aperture grille vs shadowmask CRTs, though.

      It doesn't matter either way. ClearType needs each pixel to have its R, G, B pairs layed out horizontally on the screen. With CRT-s (all of them), the screen pixel unit and the ones the gun shoots do not match. This is why a CRT can adapt to different resolution better and LCD can't (except via interpolation which looks crappy).

      It'll be interesting to see if CT works well with SED or not.

      From what I've read it'll work. SED uses tiny electron guns like a CRT to emit light from the pixel phosphors. So we get the great black levels and color accuracy of a CRT, and the clarity, sharpness of a TFT.

      I guess though we also get the unhealthy radiation of a CRT and the lack of resolution flexibility of a TFT.

      Nothing is perfect, right...?

    24. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Text links were underlined because content and presentation were not separate in the original HTML. Now, it is. There's no longer any reason for it to be so, especially since by using user style sheets, you can make them flash purple and blue and outline them with a dotted cyan line if you want to. Further, text was underlined for links because while emphasis for the sake of emphasis is disposable, designation of links is not, and underlines are available in more places than italics or bold. Pretty much every glass terminal has underlines, but not all of them have both bold and italic - plenty of them have one or the other but not both. Text isn't shown in two sizes in lynx for the same reason - xterms and vt100 can handle that kind of thing, but how many other terminals do that?

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    25. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I guess though we also get the unhealthy radiation of a CRT and the lack of resolution flexibility of a TFT.

      Interesting - I hadn't read anything about the resolution flexibility of a SED. It won't really affect me - I don't change my resolution much, if at all. As long as the display has the resolution, colour fidelity, and speed I want at a price I can afford, I'll be quite happy. I've stuck with my 1998 high-end 21" CRT this long, I can wait a few more years. It sure will be nice to reclaim all that desk space, though - my monitor effectively claims about 40% of my desk!

    26. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As they are "supposed to be"? That's due entirely to legacy baggage. Old glass terminals pretty much all have underline, but not all of them have both italic and bold. The web was originally conceived to be device independent.

      Furthermore, today the presentation is supposed to be separate from the content. If you want all links to be blue and underlined, you have the ability to do that in a user style sheet. Put it in your user css and set it important and it will override even styles marked as important in the site's css.

      Stop telling people how to design their sites. The market will decide whether they're right or not. Personally I find underlined links to be highly ugly, and I too am in favor of using standard colors, but not standard decorations.

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    27. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      you can make them flash purple and blue and outline them with a dotted cyan line if you want to.

      Wow, how did you know how I format my links?

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    28. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Non-bolded text should stay non-bolded in applications unless you specifically configure something that way. That's another convention.

      ClearType certainly does not bold non-bolded text. The fact that some people seem to think that antialised rendering is "bold" indicates their ignorance.

      Honestly, if you are using an LCD monitor, it's stupid not to have ClearType turned on. The fact that it is off by default always stunned me.

    29. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      ClearType certainly does not bold non-bolded text. The fact that some people seem to think that antialised rendering is "bold" indicates their ignorance.

      It looks bold compared to non-CT text on a CRT. Plus it's extremely fuzzy.

      Honestly, if you are using an LCD monitor, it's stupid not to have ClearType turned on. The fact that it is off by default always stunned me.

      I'm not USING an LCD. I didn't turn CT on; the IE7 installer turned it on for IE7.

      Do you get it yet?

    30. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by IndigoParadox · · Score: 1

      Hola senor~

      (why the extension->program associations are placed under "carpet options"????)

      Did you mean "Folder options?" =OD

    31. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      ...the one with the redX, which sticks out like a sore thumb. I guess if you can't pick that out you've got bigger issues, or you're color blind.

    32. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that really stands out a lot more than highlighting the window title and graying out the others.

      The silly translucancy is supposed to help too I guess.

    33. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by localman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there's the fact that despite all the configurable style sheet stuff, underlined links are still the convention. It's not a technical limitation, it's stored in the minds of millions of users. There nothing on the web as instantly clickable as underlined text. You can get all stylish and ignore that, but since most websites make their bread and butter off of functionality and not aesthetics, you're usually better off checking the wanna-be graphic artist tendancies and building an app that behaves as people expect. Of course, if your site's not about bread & butter then do whatever you like :)

      Cheers.

    34. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, if you are using an LCD monitor, it's stupid not to have ClearType turned on. The fact that it is off by default always stunned me.

      If they implemented it right, I would agree. Working right, as in using sub-pixel rendering to move pixels to the side. However, as long as it will make "smaller pixels", by only using one color, e.g. making pixels yellow on white background (nearly invisible), I will turn it off on any screen I have to look at. There is a huge difference between $1.00 and $100, but when the decimal point is yellow on white, the difference is not visible.

    35. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by BlackFingolfin · · Score: 1

      Oh the red X is quite noticable. But so are the highlighted (blue) navigation arrows, which happen to reside in a *different* window. but which one would expect to reside in the *active* window... Frankly, my first reaction was to say "the window with the red X", too, but now I am confused, and having never used a Vista beta so far, I wouldn't risk betting money on either of the two candidates for "active window" :-). On OS X (and probably other systems, like older Windows versions, though I am not too familiar with those), many more visual clues are used to indicate which window is active: Scroll bars are drawn differently (un-colored) in the background, window titles get grayed out, buttons change visually, etc. . Well, I am sure Microsoft will eventually do that, too (the approach to color the close widget red on the active windows exists on OS X, too, BTW).

    36. Re:the new IE7 Beta 2 by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      ... You're kind of right.

      It's more like a developer should have a "good reason" for changing the underline convention. Specifically, there's no reason to change from underline to something else for the typical document-style web site. Given that almost all web sites are document-style, you are right 99% of the time.

      For a web-based application where a hyperlink is more of an application function, widget, ect, there is a "good reason" to change away from the underline convention.

  8. Don't Reply by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful


    DO NOT REPLY TO THIS STORY. Dvorak is not that stupid. He's just tweaking the tech community to see if he can get a response. To date, the tech community has been as predictable as Marty McFly.

    If you really want to understand Dvorak, pick apart the post I made on his last big story. I think you'll understand him a lot better if you can take a clinical look at his sudden and inexplicable leaps of logic. It's what he does, and he's damn good at it.

    I know its hard to resist the Dvorak trolling, but you need to consider one thing: He's not listening to you. He doesn't even care about your opinion. His crazy theories are keeping the money flowing, and that's good enough. Arguing with his drivel is simply wasting your time.

    1. Re:Don't Reply by stinerman · · Score: 1
      He's not listening to you. He doesn't even care about your opinion.

      He does have a feeling you're starting to tune him out though. FTA:
      The joke of it is that Microsoft is still working on this dead albatross and is apparently ready to roll out a new version, since most of the smart money has been fleeing to Firefox or Opera. This means new rounds of patches and lost money. Continue reading...
      [emphasis added]

      Please, for the love of God, continue reading or else I'll have to get a real job instead of being the best troll this side of the GNAA!
    2. Re:Don't Reply by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      I know its hard to resist the Dvorak trolling, but you need to consider one thing: He's not listening to you. He doesn't even care about your opinion. His crazy theories are keeping the money flowing, and that's good enough. Arguing with his drivel is simply wasting your time.

      Opinions that differ from yours aren't "Trolling". As for his crazy theories, if they are that crazy just ignore him.

    3. Re:Don't Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your information: Dvorak is the GNAA!

    4. Re:Don't Reply by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Opinions that differ from yours aren't "Trolling".
      Totally wrong. If people that disagree with me aren't trolls, then I have to actually think about what they have to say. That's a lot of work, and I have better things to do. So people who disagree with me must be trolls. It's only logical!
    5. Re:Don't Reply by Himring · · Score: 1

      I've been reading Dvorak for years -- heck, since the early 90s I guess. Off and on that is. I enjoyed watching his boring show on techtv and his failed banterings with leo laporte too. Is he a troll? Yes. Is he sometimes right? Yes. Is he always nutty? Yes. Did he predict a 2 inch floppy drive? Yes. Is he worth reading? Sometimes. All of the above is true, but not all, all of the time.

      In the case of this latest article regarding IE -- I tend to agree. I do not agree that there will be a 2 inch floppy disk....

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    6. Re:Don't Reply by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you there, Bats.
      It seems like every week I read about a new Dvorak editorial where he either states blatantly obvious things or things that only make sense if you live in a bizarro-type universe...

      I can't achieve that kind of consistency when trolling...

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    7. Re:Don't Reply by tkdog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Come on - this guy hasn't had anything good since he invented the keyboard, or a keyboard, or something.

    8. Re:Don't Reply by Himring · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny
      +1 Redundant

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    9. Re:Don't Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:

      "This means new rounds of patches and lost money. Continue reading..."

      Dvorak is starting to realize he's losing his audience. Now he actually has to tell people to continue reading.

    10. Re:Don't Reply by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      What are you.... chicken?

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    11. Re:Don't Reply by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      What... what did you call me? Nobody... And I mean nobody, calls me chicken!

    12. Re:Don't Reply by coren2000 · · Score: 1

      I know its hard to resist the Dvorak trolling

      It would be easy if /. warned me this was a Dvorak trolling. I propose that all future Dvorak posts be labeled so that I can spend my time reading better stories.

      eg.
      Dvorak: IE The Great Microsoft Blunder

    13. Re:Don't Reply by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

      Arguing with his drivel is simply wasting your time

      Like arguing with Rush Limbaugh?

      MjM

  9. If they hadn't by JavaLord · · Score: 4, Insightful

    John Dvorak declaring IE the biggest mistake Microsoft has ever made. From the article: 'All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work as first advertised [...] If you were to put together a comprehensive profit-and-loss statement for IE, there would be a zero in the profits column and billions in the losses column--billions.'"

    Yes, but we don't know what would have happened had they left netscape to dominate the market. Netscape might have taken over the world by now and enslaved us all!

    Thank god for IE.

    1. Re:If they hadn't by adolfojp · · Score: 1

      You make a good point, even if you were half joking.

      We can hate Microsoft all that we want, but we cannot deny that there are many things that we take for granted that are a direct result of MS and its policies.

      Had Apple won its lawsuit agains Microsoft in the case of the GUI, Apple would have become a court endorsed monopoly.

      Because of MS we have comodity hardware made of compatible chunks. Without that we might not even have Linux.

      A free browser in every PC might have killed Netscape, but it helped the internet spread to the popularity that it has today in such a short time.

    2. Re:If they hadn't by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Had Apple won its lawsuit agains Microsoft in the case of the GUI, Apple would have become a court endorsed monopoly.

      Not really. The case was about specific elements of the desktop metaphor, not the GUI as a whole. Apple did not invent the GUI, but they did invent a lot of the modern desktop. Is it a fairly good metaphor? Maybe in the 80s when computers were unusual. Is it the only possible one? Nope, and probably not even the best. They did produce the first GUI that made use of dirty regions for optimised redrawing (although they didn't patent it), but that's largely irrelevant these days with compositing displays.

      Because of MS we have comodity hardware made of compatible chunks. No, because of IBM, Lotus, and Compaq we have commodity hardware made of compatible chunks. IBM rushed the PC to market using off-the-shelf components, with the exception of the BIOS. Lotus made the first killer app, which lead to the widespread adoption of the PC. Compaq reverse engineered the BIOS so that clones could exist.

      Of course, this is not necessarily a good thing - if something other than the PC (Amiga?) had become standard, we might have a better platform now. If a standard had taken longer to evolve, then the extra competition might have lead to something a lot more interesting.

      Without that we might not even have Linux. Depends what you mean by Linux. By the time Linux was started, BSD ran happily on PDP-11 and VAX, and a few others. GCC already supported a significant number of platforms, both hardware and OS. The development of Free UNIX did not need commodity hardware. Indeed, it might even have been hindered by the dominance of x86; since portable code is usually cleaner, a greater requirement to write portable code might have been very good for Free Software. Since source code availability is a significant pre-requisite for guaranteeing that an app is supported on multiple platforms, a greater degree of heterogeneity with respect to operating systems might have been advantageous for the Free Software movement, since it would have given users a strong incentive to choose Free Software over closed source alternatives.

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  10. Puts on flame retardinate uniform by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Is it just me of is posting any article about Dvork and calling him an expert trolling?

    Or I should say flamebait? Good god.

    1. Re:Puts on flame retardinate uniform by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      "Is it just me of is posting any article about Dvork and calling him an expert trolling?

      Or I should say flamebait? Good god."

      Yes it is. This is why it is tagged as such :

      " [+] troll, stupid, dvorak, ie, idiot (tagging beta)"

      if you want to add flaimbait, feel free to do so :)

  11. Dvorak is right, except... by alienmole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dvorak might have a point here, but for one thing: as long as people see IE as the default web browser, the idea that Windows is the only choice in operating systems is reinforced. Take the browser out of Microsoft's hands, and a lot of questions about how much we really need this Windows thing are raised. Those questions exist anyway, but the dominance of IE makes people less likely to ask them.

    1. Re:Dvorak is right, except... by groundround · · Score: 1

      Pure nonsense. I could set up Firefox on every user workstation in my office and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. Windows is used because that is what all of our software is written for and has the best options for managing a large number of workstations (AD, SMS, Altiris, etc.). What browser to use is the absolute last consideration of what OS to use in an enterprise environment.

      As for home users, most aren't even vaguely aware that there is a difference; they are all just portals to the internet for most people. For the people that are aware of the difference, they are mostly on Windows because of the gaming.

    2. Re:Dvorak is right, except... by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      Nope, Dvorak doesn't have a point. No point at all other than to troll for traffic.

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    3. Re:Dvorak is right, except... by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about an "enterprise environment"? Microsoft's market is everyone who might buy a computer, and there's a significant portion of that market that is not, in fact, particularly dependent on specific applications which only run on Windows, but rather primarily need a browser, an email client, and an assortment of other not particularly demanding utilities. The people that "aren't even vaguely aware that there is a difference" are prime, juicy targets for a non-Windows based desktop that provides what they need - but right now, many banking sites and similar require IE.

      As for enterprise environments, I consult in that area, and many enterprise desktops rely quite heavily on browser-based applications these days. That's particularly true for desktops of sales staff and management. One of my clients is currently in the process of converting a major in-house financial services application (which processes billions of dollars worth of transactions per year) to run in Firefox rather than IE, getting rid of IE-specific code that was built in as far back as 1998, to support for some rich-client style functionality.

      The "only" other thing stopping the users of this application from being able to work on a Linux desktop are some of the Office tools: Windows, Excel, Outlook. While those aren't easily replaced by any means (due to social & network effects), the point is that the browser is one of the major components that act as a bulwark against customers realizing that they may have viable alternatives. Microsoft can't afford to give up the amount of control and mindshare that having the dominant web browser provides.

    4. Re:Dvorak is right, except... by groundround · · Score: 1

      I think I also addressed home users in my post, not just enterprise environments, but to reiterate about home users; they don't care and Windows comes preloaded on most of the more affordable systems, so that is what they are going to use and have become comfortable with, no matter what browser is on it. They probably don't even associate the big blue "e" with Microsoft, nor does it influence any other purchasing decisions in their lives.

      Regarding the enterprise, you've actually made my point for me. Your client is converting an application to run in Firefox instead of IE, yet is still forced to use Windows because of the OTHER software, which as you say "aren't easily replaced by any means". That is control and mindshare, not a product like IE, which IS so easily replaced.

    5. Re:Dvorak is right, except... by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I addressed your point about home users in my post. As an aside, note that Walmart sells PCs with Linspire loaded. But back-and-forth is clearly pointless here, because I'd have to give you a huge introduction to the marketing job of a company like Microsoft, how their markets relate to and affect each other, how the software industry has evolved and will continue to evolve, and so on. Instead of that, I'll just summarize like this: it's just as well for Microsoft shareholders that you're not in charge there (although it would be advantageous for everyone else in the world). Microsoft doesn't hold onto its monopoly position by giving up on strategic pieces of the software stack.

    6. Re:Dvorak is right, except... by tepples · · Score: 1

      They probably don't even associate the big blue "e" with Microsoft

      I just clicked the blue e and I got a window whose title bar is "MSN.com - Microsoft Internet Explorer". How is it possible not to associate the blue e with Microsoft?

  12. Opportunity Losses by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    Many businesses, Microsoft included, have lost their focus of "how can we make / save the most money" and have been willing to throw away billions (or not pick up billions) in an effort to dominate several sectors of the market. It's a bad business strategy. Make 5 billion now instead of 10 billion in 20 years.

    1. Re:Opportunity Losses by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a bad business strategy. Make 5 billion now instead of 10 billion in 20 years.

      How is that a bad business strategy? If you can get even a 4% annual return on that 5 billion you'll come out ahead.

    2. Re:Opportunity Losses by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      I apparently wasn't clear. I meant:

      It's a bad strategy. They should instead make the 5 billion now instead of trying for the 10 billion in 20 years.

  13. A Conundrum by stinerman · · Score: 1

    Who will the /. faithful back? The uber-troll Dvorak, or the uber-monopolist, Microsoft?

    1. Re:A Conundrum by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

      The true faithful here on ./ will always side with the anti-MS camp.

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    2. Re:A Conundrum by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Well, one is too stupid to be evil, and the other is too evil to be stupid... I'm gonna have to back evil over stupid, at least in this case. Not everything Microsoft does is wrong, but absolutley everything Dvorak says is wrong.

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  14. Oh, I forgot about ... by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1

    Windows ME. Clearly, IMO, the clear winner.

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  15. That's Odd... by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 1

    Dvorak? Making a grandiose statement dissing Microsoft? Say it ain't so!
    (Yawns and waits for a real story.)

  16. King of the World by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    The Microsoft attitude to "do it all" and never retreat is how I view their attitude in attempting to be all for all PC users.

    That leads to a tunnel vision in a bizarre way that doesn't allow rational business analysis to proceed and get carried out in practice.

    It also leads them to litigation (read Bill's father's advice), when settlement would often be the wisest choice

  17. Dvorak - The Inverse Oracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that Dvorak has made his decision, we all know that IE is probably Microsoft's greatest triumph.

    They probably didn't spend *enough* money on it.

  18. Don't encourage him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't click the link! It only ensures more mindless sepculation from someone who likes to post his "computer industry fantasies" online...

  19. Dvorak, same as usual, all wet by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Maybe sd should stop parrotting every dang fool thing Dvorak writes or says?

    I suspect the coding effort in IE is about 3% of that invested in XP and Vista. Where does he get the $billions cost from? A web browser is a biggish program, but many lone hackers have written one in under one person/year.

    1. Re:Dvorak, same as usual, all wet by Cris+E · · Score: 1

      IE has been almost static for years, with just a couple "major" upgrades since about 2000. There's been a lot of patching, of course, but nothing that would dent the schedule of an OS project. And to complete the thought, how would all these freed up resources help Vista? From what I can tell they're already having trouble with too many cooks in the kitchen as it is.

    2. Re:Dvorak, same as usual, all wet by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny
      Where does he get the $billions cost from?
      Not for the first time, I'm tempted to post a goatse link as a serious answer.
    3. Re:Dvorak, same as usual, all wet by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he's slashdots biggest troll and I am jealous.

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    4. Re:Dvorak, same as usual, all wet by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the coding effort in IE is about 3% of that invested in XP and Vista. Where does he get the $billions cost from? A web browser is a biggish program, but many lone hackers have written one in under one person/year.

      Not only was the IE team small to begin with, but it was essentially disbanded for half-a-decade (with a couple of maintenance programmers left to do security patches). On top of that, the development in IE has been leveraged in numerous other Microsoft products, from Microsoft Money to Outlook. If the small IE team didn't do their work, those other teams would have had to do it themselves.

      In any case, perhaps Dvorak is speaking more of the legal and reputational costs of Internet Explorer. That single patent issue cost $500 million, the DOJ action surely costed hundreds of millions, their reputation and goodwill took significant damage, and so on.

    5. Re:Dvorak, same as usual, all wet by atani · · Score: 1
      Maybe sd should stop parrotting every dang fool thing Dvorak writes or says?

      We can all keep wishing but it doesn't look like it'll happen. I tend to click in to read the comments on Dvorak drivel purely out of a morbid curiousity, but I do click -- and as evidenced by this post, I unfortunately post too. At this moment the slashdot main index shows this story is the second-most commented story of the day - that's why /. will keep parroting/posting every tired, out-of-touch, flame-bait piece that Dvorak writes.

      It sucks for us, but it's good for /. and Dvorak

  20. Great Blunder?!?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It crushed NETSCAPE!

    Blunder - how? It was a brilliant business move! It is THE example of monolpoly power - even if MS doesn't have the exact dictionary def. of "monopoly".

    Yeah, yeah, courts of law of have ruled that MS is a monopoly - these same courts that have found that the internet is for stealing music and other copyright infringements....yeah, yeah...in a court of law I can prove that the sky is red... AC, Esq.

  21. Opera? As browser tech? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 0
    "It should then bless the Mozilla.org folks with a cash endowment and take an investment stake in Opera, to influence the future direction of browser technology from the outside in."

    Opera? Please, God, no. As a web developer of umpteen years I would rather continue to develop both ActiveX and Java versions of half the stuff I do than look at Opera as a "primary" development target.

  22. oh please, c'mon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is the penetration rate of IE ? 95 % ? do you call this 0 profit ???? so much for the greater view I guess

  23. Not interested in Dvorak by deadlierchair · · Score: 0

    I find it harder and harder to pay attention to what Dvorak has to say. It seems like he has some outlandish thing to report on every week and none of them are really based in more than his own view of things.

    Dvorak is more like The Inquirer or something now - comedy and/or sketchy news.

  24. Can we please have a moratorium on Dvorak's BS... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IE is a huge success:

    The Web was threatening to become a client independent client platform.

    Netscape looked like it would make a ton of money.

    Microsoft had no significant web presence as a portal.

    Now?

    MSN is a huge portal.

    Netscape is dead

    And the web is a significant client-independant-client, as long as that client is Internet Explorer, which only runs on Windows...

    IE preseved Microsoft's monopoly, killed a huge potential competitor, and has made microsoft a signiciant player in the Portal business.

    Hardly a failure.

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  25. Uh-huh by MasterPoof · · Score: 1

    Likewise, the members of the "John Dorvak is a raving lunatic club" add another notch to total. Beneath his layers of lunacy lies a gain of truth IE needs to be scrapped and rebuilt from ground up. If Microsoft really put some effort into it, instead of having their bullshit stuffed execs. rave about more BS, they really could make a good browser (well, a decent one at least).

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    1. Re:Uh-huh by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It would have already happened but for one thing: Internet Explorer is doing exactly what its customers want. Who are the customers of the IE division? Microsoft execs who want to use IE to drive business in other parts of the company - which is working brilliantly. And of course, as others have pointed out, it blew Netscape out of the water back in the day and is currently useful in keeping Firefox and Opera down. Granted, they could acheive this more elegantly with a non-crap version of IE, but it's doing precisely what it was designed to do right now.

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  26. But IE is now their OS by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    Yes, for most people ... of their entire OS ... all they really care about is their Internet Browser ... so they can surf the net, check emails, etc. ... And since IE comes as the default web browser, and most people aren't smart enough to know their are alternatives ... I personally think IE has been a big winner for MSFT ... not a blunder.

    1. Re:But IE is now their OS by linvir · · Score: 1
      Further still: they don't even care about their browser. That's the level of success Microsoft has had with IE. People think of notepad and solitaire as "programs" that they "open". Internet Explorer is "the internet", and you "go on" it.

      The level of ignorance that this creates is astounding, but it's like a dam: Within months of being delivered from IE, I started asking other questions. It didn't take long before I found out about Linux. Here I am today, about two years later, writing a comment on Slashdot from my Slackware-only laptop.

    2. Re:But IE is now their OS by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

      I went thru a similar cycle ... but mine snapped back in my face... Windows everything till undergrad ... Got introduced to Linux, Mozilla, Opera, etc. and wound up with a multi-booting Debian, Redhat, Mandrake desktop and a Debian laptop ... then I gradu-macated ... and now here I sit in the real world, at a bank, with a crappy Windows XP desktop ... checking Slashdot with IE.

    3. Re:But IE is now their OS by linvir · · Score: 1
      Hmmm, I'm not as far into the cycle as you. I'm still living in the rose-tinted pretend world of the student! Doesn't bode well for my future...

      Oh, and the word is gradumatated.

  27. Dvorak, what are you thinking? by Scoria · · Score: 1

    Dvorak couldn't be more incorrect. The dominance of Internet Explorer has guaranteed that every user must have at least one Windows machine in order to access some critical services, such as online banking and even confidential health communication systems. Without Internet Explorer and its proprietary extensions, Microsoft would be more threatened by other platforms, as there would no longer be such a critical justification for using their operating system.

    Internet Explorer, despite having a poor reputation within the IT community, has been tremendously beneficial to Microsoft throughout its lifespan. Perhaps it is offered freely because Microsoft considers it to be one of their greatest strategic assets.

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    1. Re:Dvorak, what are you thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is offered freely because Microsoft considers it to be one of their greatest strategic assets

      So do malware creators!

  28. Deep Philosophical Question by abscissa · · Score: 1

    Why is it that if I write something inflammatory, idiotic, and senselessly stupid and provocative that is designed only to infuriate the reader... I am a "troll" and I'm writing "flamebait." But if my name is John C. Dvorak, I am a "visionary" writing a "magazine column"?

    1. Re:Deep Philosophical Question by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Because he's getting paid and you're wanking around on slashdot. That's why.

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    2. Re:Deep Philosophical Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you're not bringing in ad revenue?

  29. Breaking news update by arrrrg · · Score: 1

    This just in ... Dvorak just took a massive dump. Reporters from various news outlets are gathering to cover the news, with at least two subsequent /. stories on the event expected.

    Seriously, of course MS never expected to make money on a product they give away for free ... it's like the XBox, a "loss leader" to help consolidate their monopoly.

  30. Re: Cairo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. You couldn't find any more biased article than that?

  31. For the 32767th time... by fm6 · · Score: 1

    ...Dvorak is an idiot. He does not rate a headline at Slashdot. I mean, Jeez, what's his definition of "blunder"? Something that creates huge lockin for Windows? Every time I cry about lack of standards support in web browsers, somebody says, "IE is the standard". And I hate to admit it, but they're right. There are zillions of Intranet applications that you need IE to use, and that means that there are zillions of companies that can't consider running anything but Windows on the desktop. Not the biggest reason nobody will look at alternatives to Windows, but it's up there.

  32. LAND OF TENNIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BIG TENNIS. With very large BALLS and RACQUETS. LAND OF TENNIS.

  33. It's not the what, it's the how by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    IE isn't the biggest blunder. Actually, it was fairly shrewd (from a MS point of view) since they were originally selling it, then released it for free to compete with (and eventually pretty much sink) Netscape. IE removed a competitor from their market - so a strict profit and loss analysis doesn't really sum it up, IMHO. It's their standard strategy. Look at MS Virtual PC versus VMware for current data if you're interested.

    So no, IE is not the biggest mistake MS has ever made. Making it part of the OS is. Especially when you couple it with DirectX, which originally let pretty much anyone out there run any code they like on your box. IE has a series of fantastically poor design decisions behind it. This far outshadows the lost productivity.

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    1. Re:It's not the what, it's the how by filterban · · Score: 1
      Especially when you couple it with DirectX, which originally let pretty much anyone out there run any code they like on your box.

      I assume you mean ActiveX, not DirectX?

      Call me crazy, but I don't see too many viruses with pixel shading.

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    2. Re:It's not the what, it's the how by AP23 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant ActiveX, not DirectX

    3. Re:It's not the what, it's the how by linvir · · Score: 1
      Just wait until you see the new malware interface they've made for Vista. It'll have spinning buttons, bouncing widgets, gradient font colours, and a full 3d image of a chip made to look like a bug scuttling around a motherboard.

      And once again Microsoft will show themselves to be the innovators, as Linux plays catch up, only just breaking into the malware market at a time when Microsoft is taking it places nobody had even imagined. All this fuss over a multiplatform virus? A "proof-of-concept"? Dream on! Windows is where it's at, man!

      John Q. User doesn't want to have to run a virus scanner, or guage his computer's decreasing performance. Those things are for Linux nerds with too much time on their hands and so on. OK I can't keep up the pro-MS thing any longer. It hurts my brain too much to imitate that kind of stupidity.

    4. Re:It's not the what, it's the how by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      I don't see too many viruses with pixel shading.

      Sir, you owe me a new keyboard.
      I'll get myself a new coke though.

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  34. Definitions by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    The problem when talking about this is that the definition of IE is slippery. Sometimes the HTML rendering engine is considered separately, or the math is done in such a way that the value of a separate HTML rendering engine for OS use is subtracted from the plus column. A browser has to handle malformed or oddly formed HTML, an OS-only HTML renderer doesn't.

  35. Interesting ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but if Microsoft were to discontinue all IE development and start bundling Firefox with their released operating system(s), how long before Firefox becomes an orgy of spyware, security problems, etc.?

  36. No MS's biggest blunder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...was defrag or windows sockets. Should of left the 3rd parties to fix this. They kept their eyes off the prize, which should have been MS BOB, not making an OS feature complete.

  37. Retarded by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work as first advertised.

    So spending the extra .03% of total MS man hours lost on IE development would have pushed Vista out the door. Wow, too bad Billy G didn't think of that!

  38. Why not make it the ultimate test of .NET? by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't understand why Microsoft doesn't just rewrite Internet Explorer in .NET. They can leave the existing rendering engine behind as a legacy component and work on a new IE that can take advantage of .NET's security mechanisms. Not only would it be a good excuse for a clean break, but it would also give them a chance to show off what .NET can do for desktop apps.

    1. Re:Why not make it the ultimate test of .NET? by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Because IE would become even worse than Firefox memory and speed-wise maybe?

      The fact that IE's core is MSHTML, a library used throughout the whole OS and that you just can't affort to code in managed code is another very good reason. Were they to recode "Internet Explorer" in .Net, they'd only get a .Net interface on top of C runtimes and stuff. Not really useful, really.

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    2. Re:Why not make it the ultimate test of .NET? by lordsid · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because even micro$oft developers know not to program in .NET.

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    3. Re:Why not make it the ultimate test of .NET? by JahToasted · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because .NET doesn't scale. That's why they're having so much trouble with Vista.

    4. Re:Why not make it the ultimate test of .NET? by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      I dont think dotnet is really usable for that kind of applications. The fact that very few if any of Vistas applications is coded in dotnet speaks volumes of what Microsoft thinks of it themselves. Beagle and Tomboy are real memhogs and i suspect IE coded in dotnet would be a really huge and slow beast of a browser. Even bigger than Mozilla and much slower.

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    5. Re:Why not make it the ultimate test of .NET? by kaiwai · · Score: 1
      I don't understand why Microsoft doesn't just rewrite Internet Explorer in .NET. They can leave the existing rendering engine behind as a legacy component and work on a new IE that can take advantage of .NET's security mechanisms. Not only would it be a good excuse for a clean break, but it would also give them a chance to show off what .NET can do for desktop apps.

      That sounds like a fine idea on paper, but the reality is; if they went out, did a complete clean implementation of an HTML and other related techologies in the form of 'frameworks', the balanced a interface coupling all those frameworks together, would it actually yield security benefits?

      There is alot of myths out there, that some how, through some voodoo magic, the solution to all of programmings problems is to simply throw it in a virtual machine/managed code, and voila, all problems are resolved. It isn't, it fixes old problems and creates new ones.

      I think the most blaringly obvious thing was stated by the IE guru at Microsoft who pointed out where the IE security holes are - as the gentleman said; well over half the problems are things not properly locked down, ActiveX features being enabled that shouldn't be.

      With that being said, however, the issue isn't so much necessarily the bugs found in IE, but the speed in which they're found, corrected, and patches are deployed (that actually work without fudging the system) - that is the true measurement of success or failure in the IT world; if Microsoft can accomplish turn arounds of 72 hours, in regards to bug finds, security fix, and deployment, then they'll be getting ontop of things.

  39. IE is a Value-adding Component by ClubStew · · Score: 1

    As people keep forgetting, IE is a reusable component and because it's so easy to integrate to allow other applications easy browing, HTML editing support, and related technologies it's helped not only Microsoft's applications (using either MSHTML or the WebBrowser control) but countless numbers of developers.

    While it probably has been expensive to maintain, I'm sure it adds a lot of value to all the applications that use either mshtml.dll (rendering) or shdocvw.dll (WebBrowser control, which uses MSHTML but adds more navigation functionality).

  40. You need evil to have good? by WndrBr3d · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think credit should be given to IE and Microsoft for inspiring the next generation of browsers. I mean, if it weren't for Internet Explorer setting the bar in browser features and functionality, we wouldn't have such a great open source push for a great new browser platform such as Firefox or Opera.

    Imagine if Microsoft's only competition was Netscape :-(

    1. Re:You need evil to have good? by Hitchcock_Blonde · · Score: 0

      Setting the bar? With what? MS dicated "web standards" and blatant non-compliance with existing standards?

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    2. Re:You need evil to have good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > we wouldn't have such a great open source push for a great new browser platform such as Firefox or Opera

      Firefox is open source, but Opera is not.

    3. Re:You need evil to have good? by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      Netscape was never IE's only competition, only it's closest. Arena, Mosaic, Navipress, Cello and Lynx to name a few.

  41. Biggest mistake? by redelm · · Score: 1
    M$ has a lot of competition in that category.

  42. Absolutely! (Someone mod parent up) by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    Almost every media outlet has someone whose job it is to write inflammatory rhetoric (at the local level, usually jeers directed at the local local sports teams) in order to sell papers. For example, it's what journalist-cum-troller Andrew Orlwoski does at the register. Dvorak is doing more of the same here.

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    1. Re:Absolutely! (Someone mod parent up) by fm6 · · Score: 1, Troll
      Sure, lots of outlets hire assholes to make stupid pronouncement sbecause they know those pronouncments will generate buzz. Doesn't mean the assholes don't believe their own bullshit. I've watched Dvorak spout crap for over 25 years, and he's consistently gotten his facts wrong and his logic from never-never land — even when he wasn't trying to be provocative.

      The word "troll" has always bugged me. Of course there are pranksters who say stuff like "Mother Teresa was actually a Satanist" just to get a response. But 90% of the time I see the word "troll" used, it's by some mentally lazy person who finds it easier to dismiss other people's opinions as malicious dishonesty.

      I have never indulged in trolling. But everytime I say something that people don't want to hear, that's what they assume I'm doing.

    2. Re:Absolutely! (Someone mod parent up) by interiot · · Score: 1

      Why do they let Dvorak on TWiT then, if he's very frequently wrong? He does seem to honestly believe what he says too... he was defending his assertion that Apple might switch the OS layer to Windows on TWiT, and you could hear in his voice that he really believed what he was saying (even while he was simultaneously acknowledging that most people thought he was a moonbat for suggeesting the idea)

    3. Re:Absolutely! (Someone mod parent up) by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I made my previous response to your post without checking to see who Andrew Orlwoski was. If I had done that, I would have pointed out that you obviously don't understand the difference between trolling and satire.

    4. Re:Absolutely! (Someone mod parent up) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that Orlowski writes satire? You have a rather queer definition of "Satire".

    5. Re:Absolutely! (Someone mod parent up) by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Very true. I read El Reg through the RSS feed and because they just put 'The Register' where the author should go, I sometimes click on Orlowski's articles by mistake. These days I just close them as soon as I read the by-line - I know that the text will just irritate me, so I skip it - but by that stage they've already got the impressions counted for the adverts on the page. With Dvorak stories on Slashdot it's a lot easier - I just go straight to the discussion without R'ing TFA. Usually the summary and the first few posts have enough information in them for an interesting discussion, without having to inflict Dvorak's ravings on my already-fragile mind.

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  43. And not just MSN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE was also a tool to control AOL (who had very close ties to Netscape - but was a big enough company for Microsoft to care about that market, yet continued to use IE); and the foundation for their ISP business.

  44. IE 7 is the holdup... by SSonnentag · · Score: 1

    I would venture a guess that IE 7 is the main reason Windows Vista has been delayed. Once IE 7 has gone through beta I expect to see a sumultaneous release of IE 7 and Vista.

    1. Re:IE 7 is the holdup... by TWooster · · Score: 1

      Ahh. I get it now.

      The -- what was it? -- 60% code rewrite for Vista was all IE. After all, being so firmly entrenched in the underlying OS code like it is...

      Wouldn't that be a laugh, though? If IE became (even more) the core technology of Vista, but they were just too scared to say it. Little do we know, but everything is rendered in IE! It's not "Microsoft Windows" any more, it's "Microsoft Internet Windows Explorer". Guess that means with Aero, we have transparent PNGs finally, though...

      God, the concept makes me want to vomit all over the place, and then continue using OS X. :P

  45. Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dvorak has been the classical asshole industry columnist for a long time — and he is that stupid. This isn't even the stupidest thing he's said. I first realized how stupid he was back in 1983, when he made some silly pronouncements about the secret plans of a company I was working for. It was painfully obvious that he hadn't the slightest understanding of the technology we sold. Why he continues to get published is one of the great mysteries of our time.

    1. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      He is that stupid. This isn't even the stupidest thing he's said. I first realized how stupid he was back in 1983, when he made some silly pronouncements about the secret plans of a company I was working for.

      The problem is, that's not stupidity. It's revenue generating hogwash. Believe it or not, there is a difference.

      If he was just stupid, people would have stopped listening to him and he would be out of work. The problem is that he's incredibly smart at adapting to the current market conditions to keep people raving about how "wrong" he is. All that raving and ranting keeps the sales of his columns up, and drives the price of his public appearances through the roof. Ergo, Dvorak makes more money.

      Anything he can print that will get a public reaction will go into his articles. Heck, if Dvorak thought he could get away with it, he'd actually publish the Starbucks Automobiles story. After all, there's nothing quite like getting half the population telling you how wrong you are while the other half ponders over the actual possibility of what you've said. You've still got 100% of the attention on yourself.

    2. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dvorak is also the idiot who whined about how the Windows Idle Process was using 98% of CPU time and causing his computer to thrash. He simply doesn't have a clue. Why Slashdot isn't just rejecting submissions out flat that contain the word 'Dvorak' is a mystery (I mean they could even do it with a regular expression).

    3. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by fm6 · · Score: 1
      If he was just stupid, people would have stopped listening to him and he would be out of work.
      What? You think that stupidity is a bar to cultural hero status? What universe are you from?
    4. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      You think that stupidity is a bar to cultural hero status?

      It is a bar when we're talking about timeframes of 20 years or so. Thousands of industry pundits have come and gone in the time that Dvorak has been writing. Some of them were smarter than he is, and some of them were a great deal stupider. (If that's even possible.) Yet Dvorak is still around. Why?

      The answer is that he's actually quite smart. He knows that he doesn't have a f**king clue about the industry. So he makes stuff up that intentionally runs contrary to the most popular issues of the time. Yesterday it was BootCamp. Today it's Internet Explorer. Tomorrow it will be Vista. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it sells columns. He doesn't care that he doesn't know the first thing about computers. He's just looking to make a buck.

    5. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Basically, your theory seems to be "If Dvorak were an idiot, people have stopped listening to him by now. Therefore he must be a smart persion who deliberately pretends to be an idiot." That's really not very logical.

    6. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by telbij · · Score: 1

      Basically, your theory seems to be "If Dvorak were an idiot, people have stopped listening to him by now. Therefore he must be a smart persion who deliberately pretends to be an idiot." That's really not very logical.

      No, that's not the right logic. Here's the real argument:

      If Dvorak were an idiot then he wouldn't be smart enough to continue writing columns that generate this level of buzz for 20 years. If he were just an idiot his ramblings would be just as inane, except no one would care because he wouldn't know how to manipulate readers.

    7. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      No, my theory is that he's smart enough to read the industry pulse and then write something inflammatory about it. He then adds a veil of intelligence and learned speech that helps give his articles credence. Without these things, he'd be just another raving lunatic. And he's not pretending to be an idiot. He just doesn't care.

      Consider for a moment, you don't listen to the Timecube idiot, do you? How about every psuedo-physicist who comes along with a free energy machine? What about the nuts who claim to have worked on alien technology for the government? Sure, many of these people get their day in the spotlight, but only for a brief period. Then everyone realizes that a) this person is nuts, and b) (most importantly!) they don't care. If they don't care, they stop listening. And thus people like Bob Lazar get ignored in the long run.

      It's the same thing in the technology. When some moonbat claims that Microsoft is going to ditch Windows and buy out Apple, the industry ignores them. Why? Because the idea is simply perposterous. But with Dvorak, he's far more clever. He takes a kernel of truth (in this case, the fact that Vista has been delayed), adds in a few easily accepted misconceptions (more money will solve the problem, Microsoft spends billions on Internet Explorer, etc.), shakes in the latest focus (Will IE withstand the FireFox onslaught?), and then takes a giant leap of logic. His columns are so masterfully crafted that people actually believe what he's saying.

      I mean, just look at some of the responses in this thread! There's one fellow who replied to me that he thinks that Dvorak is right on this one, even though he readily admits that Dvorak is generally full of shit!

      There can only be two explanations why people keep accepting his nonsense:

      1. Dvorak is really, really dumb, but his stupidity somehow consistently aligns with the stupidity of a large portion of the population.
      2. Dvorak is not actually dumb, but crafts articles intended to elicit a reaction from 90% of the population.

      Given the low odds of accidentally aligning his stupidity with the population for over 20 years (and "accidently" inflaming those who know better!), I have to go with the second option. He deliberately crafts stories intended to elicit a reaction. The fact that his articles are well written bolsters that supposition as he is obviously educated. He knows how to retain his readers' attention. If he's educated enough to do that, then he's educated enough to pull off his stunts.

      Why do you think he keeps talking about the Macintosh? It's because the Mac fanatics are so easy to get a reaction out of! If he can't get a reaction out of anyone else, he always knows that he can use them as a trustworthy standby.

      The part I fear is that he's been at this so long that he's starting to believe his own hogwash.

    8. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by tabby · · Score: 1

      He continues to get published because slashdot keeps posting his stories & thus generating $$$$ of ad-revenue.

      marketoid 1: gee this Dvorak guy is unpopular, everyone of his stories has dozens of hateful comments attached, maybe we should get someone who is more liked.
      marketoid 2: No don't replace him, we post every article to slashdot & 1000's of nerd's descend onto our site to make these hateful remarks, thus generating ad revenue.
      marketoid 1 & 2 : evil cackle

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    9. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Because /. is less about giving people relevant news and more about giving people something to talk about. Everyone knows that Dvorak is a tool, everyone knows that IE sucks, but everyone would also talk about that anyways rather than do the work we're supposed to be doing at our jobs. Sometimes the value is in the conversation itself, not in the resulting conclusions.

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    10. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by fm6 · · Score: 1
      If Dvorak were an idiot then he wouldn't be smart enough to continue writing columns that generate this level of buzz for 20 years.
      A sense of audience is not the same thing as intelligence.
    11. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      But what about my story that's designed to start some stupid keyboard layout flamefest?!?!?

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    12. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by rbochan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...Why Slashdot isn't just rejecting submissions out flat that contain the word 'Dvorak' is a mystery...

      ( * Read More... * 249 of 299 comments )

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    13. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by MadAhab · · Score: 1, Troll

      what about the dvorak keyboard?

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    14. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I guess you're right, unfortunately. It would seem that the secret of success in punditry is not saying something useful or interesting, but simply being obnoxious enough to generate buzz.

    15. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by Toveling · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know if that was a joke or not - but in case it wasn't, there is no connection at all between the Dvorak keyboard and this 'enlightened' columnist.

    16. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by rritterson · · Score: 1

      Why Slashdot isn't just rejecting submissions out flat that contain the word 'Dvorak' is a mystery

      No, it's not that big of a mystery. Slashdot has the biggest concentration of Dvorak keyboard lovers known to mankind

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    17. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by IvyKing · · Score: 1
      One of his more outrageous boo-boos was back in th '87-'88 timeframe talking up some Taiwanese 286 mobo's that had some really smoking benchmarks with some song and dance about how they were able to speed up the 286. Turns out what they really did was to slow down the clock used by the benchmark.

      The really surprising thing was that Dvorak actually printed a mea culpa saying that he allowed himself to get snookered.

    18. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, my XP does the same thing. Computer slows down, doesn't react to user input, clearly something is hogging the CPU. Open the task manager, and the f**king idle task is taking 99% CPU time, while several applications are just waiting to to get the CPU.

      The article is correct. Not in that "when the idle task goes to 99% the system becomes unusable", because most of the time the idle task does what it's supposed to do. But from time to time, the system DOES slow down, with the idle task eating up all available CPU time, even though other applications want to use the CPU.

  46. Oh, yeah? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    What shade of blue is your sky?

    A lot of times saying Dvorak is wrong is like saying that someone is wrong for saying the sky is blue becuase they haven't specified what shade, or that it doesn't account for clouds. Dvorak talks about speculatively about things without a speculative tone, and this makes what he is saying "wrong" to a lot of people.

    1. Re:Oh, yeah? by masklinn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, Dvorak talks crap about things he doesn't know jack about.

      If you want speculative, head to Cringely's website, there you'll have speculations and "sometime right, sometimes wrong", backed up by sentient reasonings. Dvorak is not speculative, he's just stupid.

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    2. Re:Oh, yeah? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think Cringley fudges on his predictions after the fact to claim victory, but I have to agree, he is at least interesting a fair percentage of the time.

      Dvorak, tho' . . . he's been nothing more than a professional troll for more years than I can remember.

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  47. Re:wow, Dvorak actually made a little sense this t by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    wow, Dvorak actually made a little sense this time. this is the first time I have ever agreed with anything Dvorak has written.

    Considering the funky keyboard they named after him, is this any surprise?

    ;-)

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  48. Oh please by MikeyTheK · · Score: 1

    It would seem if I understand what dumbass is declaring this time, that IE is nothing but a blood-sucking product for M$. I'm generally a M$ critic, but this statement seems pretty weird. There are things that IE has historically done better than other browsers. The main problem that M$ has with IE is that 6 was lame and it has taken foever to get to 7. In the meantime there haven't been any real innovations in the beta to differentiate it from Opera, FF or Safari. However, saying that it's doing nothing but costing M$ money is pretty stupid. If nothing else it gives M$ a reliable platform upon which to build ASP and Atlas apps, thus making the entire web-development suite for M$ capable of producing results that are predictable since they control the display engine. What the heck is wrong with that? What happens if one of the others accidentally or intentionally breaks something or another internally? What is M$ to do - say "oh crap, none of our .net .asp etc. apps don't work any longer, fix the problem!"? No. Then they're in the same boat that everyone else is in when dealing with M$, except they are no longer the party in control. As usual, dude needs to stop doing the chronic and get a real job.

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  49. Google Maps is a Huge Blunder by Rhett · · Score: 1

    I don't work at google, but I know how to run their business better than they do. They must really feel dumb for wasting their time on something that generates such little profit. Next time, they should just listen to me.

  50. Dvorak = douche by u16084 · · Score: 1

    This guy needs to stop smoking rock.. His predicitions and opinions are just really nutty lately. Dvorak thinks hes on cnn playing the role of Larry King.. Anyways, My question - Why is MS holding on to IE so tightly? Is it because of its intergration with windows? Why not just opensource the damn thing and let the public fix it? IE is not a bad browser, its had bad security.

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  51. Question by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

    "Puts on flame retardinate uniform"

    Um, just curious. Is this what one uses when the short bus catches on fire?

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  52. I can't do it. by Council · · Score: 1

    I keep starting on a reasoned critique of his arguments, but it just feels so pointless, so empty.

    I'm just gonna have to go with:

    "That's nice, John."

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  53. dvorak ... *shakes head* by Intangion · · Score: 1

    as usual he completely misses the point..

    IE gives MS control(POWER), they can direct and guide web technologies, they can set the default to their websites, they can control which inovations make it and which dont. they can give preference to their own. Control is very important.

    Also it helps them eliminate alot of competition, for one it nearly destroyed netscape. and lets them sink competing standards. so it saves them money by eliminating and manipulating competition

    It helps keep them ontop of their hill and everyone else lower

    1. Re:dvorak ... *shakes head* by TWooster · · Score: 1

      I see Dvorak as a visionary.

      He's the little black sheep that keeps parading around ridiculous ideas so that we must continue to disprove them. He trains our critical thinking, our rhetoric, and our ability to flame.

      If it weren't for published hacks like him, the computer world might be downright boring. People certainly don't seem to become this worked up over anyone else's crackpot theories.

      Dvorak... he unites us in incredulity.

    2. Re:dvorak ... *shakes head* by Intangion · · Score: 1

      hrmm ya i never thought of it like that.. your right ;)

      people never see things so clearly as when they are unifyingly disagreeing with him ;)

  54. tagged by acid_zebra · · Score: 1

    Well, the post tags say it all:
      [+] troll, dvorak, ie, stupid, idiot (tagging beta)

    (ps. WHY does it have to say 'tagging beta' after EVERY set of tags?)

    Of course, the general rule of thumb with Dvorak is that the opposite of whatever he says is true.

    I don't like IE, I don't use IE, but it still gets shipped with 95%+ of all windows boxes on this planet and most users don't switch. Which is exactly why IE7, for bad or for worse, will instantly have a huge userbase once OEMs switch.

    a $521 million settlement is pocket change for MS.

    --
    -- No Sig is a Good Sig
    1. Re:tagged by nsayer · · Score: 1
      but it still gets shipped with 95%+ of all windows boxes

      Minor correction: It get's shipped with all of them. It gets used by some high percentage (95% may be about right) of the users of those boxen, the rest of whom download something else and use IE only in the context of Windows Update - but because of Windows Update, you could successfully argue that 100% of windows users whose computers are connected to the Internet use IE at least part of the time.

    2. Re:tagged by velocipenguin · · Score: 1

      IE is heavily integrated into the Windows GUI - My Computer, for example, is IE under a different name. Therefore, I think it is safe to say that 100% of those who use Windows 98 or a newer version are IE users, even if they don't use it as a web browser.

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    3. Re:tagged by acid_zebra · · Score: 1

      you corrected my typo but missed the point. I meant to say shipped with nearly all OEM PC boxes.

      I made another type that's funnier in that post:
      "Which is exactly why IE7, for bad or for worse, will instantly have a huge userbase once OEMs switch."

      hehehe for bad or for worse.

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      -- No Sig is a Good Sig
  55. eight-five percent by PMuse · · Score: 1

    A 'blunder' that still holds 85% market share? Yeah, right. Not to mention IIS, Frontpage, and all the other business it drove MS's way.

    Sure, welding IE to the OS caused them antitrust trouble and neverending security problems. But, IE has to go on the books as a net gain for M$. Consider what the last 11 years would have looked like for them without it.

    --
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    1. Re:eight-five percent by fastgood · · Score: 1
      Consider what the last 11 years would have looked like for them without it.

      DOS, OFFICE, IE -- work backwards from versions 7 to 2

      Do the math to calculate the years between releases, and the relative "improvements" in the
      mature product years. Then don't hold your breath for significant advances after 6.0 releases.

  56. ClearType isn't the problem by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ClearType, nor any other antialiasing scheme for that matter, doesn't alter fonts sufficiently enough for them to look bold. Whatever is causing the bold appearance, ClearType isn't it. If turning off ClearType fixes the problem, then the switch must be doing more than simply turning ClearType on or off. Besides, I thought ClearType was an OS-wide, on/off thing.

    1. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      ClearType, nor any other antialiasing scheme for that matter, doesn't alter fonts sufficiently enough for them to look bold. Whatever is causing the bold appearance, ClearType isn't it. If turning off ClearType fixes the problem, then the switch must be doing more than simply turning ClearType on or off. Besides, I thought ClearType was an OS-wide, on/off thing.

      Bold text looks 'bolder', but regular text, with ClearType, looks like bold used to look with CT off. It's definitely a CT problem; this happens on every CRT display I've tried it on.

      Yes, CT should be an OS-wide on/off thing, but the IE team believes that no matter what your system CT setting is, IE7 will enable CT for you, with no option to turn it off.

    2. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by masklinn · · Score: 1

      It usually is, but IE7 seems to have it's own setting, and it uses ClearType even if CT is off in the os.

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    3. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by earnest+murderer · · Score: 1

      Besides, I thought ClearType was an OS-wide, on/off

      That is one of the really, *really* cool things that is being introduced with IE7, being able to apply font smoothing on a per application basis.

      Microsoft also has a control panel plugin available to set the amount of smoothing if someone is that fussy.

      --
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    4. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by rhinoX · · Score: 1

      ClearType is for LCDs, not CRTs. I hope you realize this as a quick look at how ClearType works will make it painfully obvious why it looks bad.

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    5. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      There is an option to turn it off, it's in the Advanced menu. And I agree with the OP, no, ClearType does not make text look bold.

    6. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by _Swank · · Score: 1

      While ClearType is intended mainly for LCDs it can make text on CRTs look much better as well (of course it will come down to personal preference, but I find the text on my CRT much more readable over long periods of time with ClearType enabled). In either case, it's a very good idea to use the ClearType tuning wizard that MS provides to try to optimize the output of ClearType for your specific display.

    7. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      If the is what MS is planning, then maybe they need to offer three options:
          - on
          - off
          - system specified

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    8. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      There is an option to turn it off, it's in the Advanced menu. And I agree with the OP, no, ClearType does not make text look bold.

      No kidding it can be turned off. That's not the point. The point is, I have it OFF on my system, so IE7 shouldn't be using CT rendering, ESPECIALLY without asking me first. This is the DEFAULT behaviour, which means that 99% of the idiots who wind up using IE7 when it becomes the Windows default will be getting an untuned CT display, LCD or CRT.

    9. Re:ClearType isn't the problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      To echo the sibling comment; cleartype does much more than subpixel font rendering. It also affects spacing and kerning, among other things. On a sufficiently high-resolution display, cleartype looks better on a CRT than the normal font-smoothing algorithm, but to be fair it does make some colorful crap show up around the edges of text. However, that tendency can be reduced with the cleartype tuner.

      --
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  57. I did. by dietrollemdefender · · Score: 1
    C'mon, didn't you ever use the TRS-80 BASIC interpreter? Didn't everyone?

    I typed in the "Star Trek" game that worked great on the PDP-11- ?(30 I'm not sure after 30 years?)

    From what I can remember, when you typed coord's, it didn't prompt you, it just sent you there ... or, when you hit return, it would keep playing the game - ignoring the prompt command (I don't even remember the prompt command in BASIC - not MS' BASIC, but THE REAL BASIC) - what I'm trying to say is the TRS-80 BASIC interpreter DIDN'T work like the PDP-11.

    1. Re:I did. by operagost · · Score: 1

      INPUT

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    2. Re:I did. by dietrollemdefender · · Score: 1
      INPUT

      Ah yes! I remember it well!

  58. Billions? Without I.E. loss would be more'n that by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Billions in loss?

    Pre-IE, Microsoft was terrified of the potential (and declared goal) of Netscape turning their web browser into a virtual computer desktop, complete with the ability to generate applications and so on.

    Of what need is Microsoft if suddenly all apps are written in this virtual computer browser, and one no longer needs any kind of OS beyond that needed to support the browser, which is to say, just a little HAL layer depending on IBM PC architecture, Mac, etc.

    And their goal worked. While technically possible via Java and its clumsy built-in windowing abilities, nobody is out there promoting this heavily since there is no cohesive development environment and system being pushed -- unless you count Visual Java development environment from Microsoft, heavily integrated into IE.

    So yes, there was a lot at stake. "Billions and billions" as a loss leader for Microsoft with Bill Gates at the helm, is a calculated risk. See also the money-losing X-Box series. This is why Bill Gates is worth more than many countries' GDP and Dvorak is a fat, bitchy commentator.

    John Dvorak Thatcher: Charles! I happen to know this little e-enterprise of yours cost you a billion dollars last year.

    Charles Foster Gates: Yes, Mr. Thatcher. This virtual paper lost a billion dollars last year. I expect it to lose a billion dollars this year. I expect it to lose a billion dollars next year. You know what, Mr. Thatcher? At a rate of a billion dollars a year, I'll have to close this place...in sixty years!

    Cue horns: Wah wah wah wha waaaaaaaaaaaaah...

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  59. Ok, universal Dvorak quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to be used in all further Dvorak "news": "Dvorak dvo dvo dvorak, dvo dvorak rak rak, dvorak. Dvo, rak, dvo-dvo rak. Dvo ? Rak, rak."

  60. What is he on? by gentlemen_loser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the parent:
    All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work as first advertised [...] If you were to put together a comprehensive profit-and-loss statement for IE, there would be a zero in the profits column and billions in the losses column--billions.'"

    In all honestly, its a headline I would love to read. I absolutely can not stand the crap software or the tactics put out by that company. However, I will not dignifiy Dvorak with the ad revenue of clicking to his article and will instead take apart his weak qoute from the Slashdot story...

    Dvorak, quite simily, is an idiot or is on something. I'll go with the former. First off, on any given development project, there is a finite number of developers that you can through at it before productivity begins to go down. As such, it makes sense for a company like Microsoft with BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of dollars laying around to create other teams to do other things. The utter failure of Vista has nothing at all to do with IE and all its associated problems.

    Ok, so now that we've dealt with how the two could not possibly be linked lets look at the reason d'etre for IE. IE has probably not DIRECTLY generated any revenue for Microsoft, however indirectly its been a cash cow. Had MS not used illegal predatory practices and bundled IE with Windows and given it away for free, MS would have steadily lost a foothold in the OS market by giving Netscape the browser edge. Even more servers would be UNIX based Apache (or Netscape) web servers and MS and its operating system would have been completely commoditized faster than its already happening. Every major web page that "works best with IE #.##" means another desktop that is not running Linux or OS X or whatever other great alternative we would have found. Its absolutely assinine to question why MS "keeps their browser afloat".

    Well, there goes 15 minutes of my life, rebuffing Dvorak, when I could have been doing something more productive like watching dust settle on my finger nails. Stupid me.

    1. Re:What is he on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, I will not dignifiy Dvorak with the ad revenue of clicking to his article and will instead take apart his weak qoute from the Slashdot story..."

      "Dvorak, quite simily, is an idiot or is on something."

      You admit that you didn't RTFA but you immediately pass judgement? Way to jump on the bandwagon. You truly ARE a slashdot fan!

  61. IE gave us FireFox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, think about it this way: do you think we would have FireFox now, if not for IE?

    dom

    1. Re:IE gave us FireFox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > IE gave us FireFox!

      Well, maybe, but you forget Firefox is not the be all and end all of Free Web Browserdom. We'd be using a KHTML-based web browser instead (like KDE's Konqueror), and I think it's a decent browser. KHTML also has Apple behind it (albeit indirectly).

      -- Serhei

  62. 32767 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more of these crap articles and hopefully we can pretend none of them ever happened!

  63. He he ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny
    I see Slashdot's tagging system has become sort of a working dictionary in cases. The current tags say:
    [+] dvorak, ie, troll, stupid, idiot

    Why, yes, he's all of those things!!

    Amazing this new fangled technology -- how does it know?
    --
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  64. $49.95 for a Gold Netscape purchase... by botlrokit · · Score: 1
    ...versus free for Internet Explorer.

    Mind you, even though IE has been riddled with security issues from the very beginning, IE set up a unique precedent in providing a cheap window to the web. Effectively, Microsoft was able to show the world that one's limitations for computing might require only the browser itself. Don't forget that IE's contribution (free browser for expensive PCs) may have pushed the idea forward that the browser could eventually replace an entire PC, such as a thin client.

  65. Dvorak warning by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    While everyone is writing about the improvements in the new IE beta released last night, Dvorak found a way to get some more traffic by writing the opposite to appeal the Slashdot geeks and MS haters.

    People should simply start ignoring this jerk, his "analysis" makes no sense whatsoever and is apparently designed to stir the community.

  66. Wait ... by kkovach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't IE a critical component of Windows Vista? :-)

    - Kevin

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    The less confident you are, the more serious you have to act.
    1. Re:Wait ... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      No, IE is not integrated in Vista (as I type from my Beta Vista install.)

      --
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    2. Re:Wait ... by kkovach · · Score: 1

      I tried to indicate that I knew that and was making a joke with the :-) on the end. ;-)

      - Kevin

      --
      The less confident you are, the more serious you have to act.
  67. You don't get it. by oni · · Score: 1

    All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work

    There's just one guy at Microsoft. He works on IE on tuesday's and thursdays and works on Vista on Mondays and Fridays. (hump day is spent playing Halo 2)

  68. Mythical Man Month by pkulak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because we all know that the only problem with Vista was that there wasn't enough people working on it...

  69. The tags sum it up nicely by mslinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    [+] troll, stupid, dvorak, ie, idiot (tagging beta)

  70. Humtpy Dvorak by sheepoo · · Score: 1

    This just in from credible sources:

    Dvorak Dvorak sat on a wall,
    Dvorak Dvorak had a great fall,
    All the sane men in IT,
    Could not put Dvorak together again

  71. Outsourcing and Active X controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have already spent two hours today with Microsoft's phone service. My latest conversation...keep in mind that I fumbled through this because the employee was Indian and I couldn't understand his English. Outsourcing for computer assistance is not smart when it gets really technical and they cannot follow their click-through help screens.

    MS employee: "What can I help you with today?"
    Me: "I have a problem with IE 7.0. On IE 6.0.2, it worked fine this morning to log into our state

    government application and access payroll timesheet information but we cannot do it with 7.0. I think

    it may be some sort of javascript error because it will not even run the script when I click on the

    button."
    MS employee: "OK, who is your ISP provider?"
    Me: "Huh?"
    MS employee: "Who do you get your internet from?"
    Me: "It's a LAN. I work for the state government. I'm not sure who they buy their bandwidth from but

    we manage our own servers."
    MS employee: "No, no. Who do you call for your dial-up or cable modem?
    Me: "I don't. It's on a network."
    MS employee: "I do not understand. Who do you use to get your internet access?"
    Me: "Are you kidding me? I am on a LAN. That is a Local Access Network and means that we don't have to

    call anybody or connect. It is automatic. We have a number of servers that work together to run login

    scripts and provide both network and internet access."
    MS employee: "Hmmm. How many people connect on this network?"
    Me: "You need to know how many?"
    MS employee: "Yes."
    Me: "I don't know. 400? 600? Probably 600 within this building."
    MS employee: "Oh my god."

    After a few minutes of arguing with him that since the application problem is within IE 7.0 and not on our server, he refused to help me. I was told that he was only trained in workgroups and not domains. My response was that it was IE 7.0 that was causing the trouble. There were no problems with IE 6.0.2 this morning when I tried it. I hadn't changed domains or anything like that. It should work.

    MS employee: "Thank you but we will fix the problem before the full version. That is why it is a beta release."
    Me: "What do you mean you will fix the problem?"
    MS Employee: "It will work in the final release."
    Me: "But I haven't even told you the exact problem. You keep asking me about domains and workgroups and I told you it was something else."
    MS Employee: "Yes, I know and Microsoft will fix it."
    Me: "I don't believe you. You don't even know what the problem is. If you did, you would have hopefully fixed it before you released the beta. And if I don't help you out with this and tell you the problem so your programmers know what to fix, it won't work in the final version either."
    MS Employee: "I understand this. Thank you."
    Me: "Wait. Do you have somebody that can talk to me---like your boss?"
    MS Employee: "Yes, please hold."

    And I wait for another 10 minutes. The boss gets on and is actually competent in trouble-shooting. He takes me through some steps with the Computer Management and in the Internet Security Settings. Then, I open IE 7.0 again to see if the problem is still there. It is.

    MS boss: "What do you see?"
    Me: "The same thing as before. I try to click on the submit input button to pull up the form but nothing happens. The mouse-over just changes the text color but the javascript isn't executed like it was in IE 6.0"
    MS Employee: "Do you get an error? Can you read me the error message?"
    Me: I read him the message.
    MS Employee: "Can you spell everything out for me?"
    Me: I spell it all out and then he requests the URL in the error message so I begin to spell out the website address.
    MS Employee: "Wait, what was that?"
    Me: "Dot C-O-M."
    MS Employee: "Can you repeat that?"
    Me: "Period. C-O-M"
    MS Employee: "Please, spell that last part out."
    Me: "It IS spelled out. It's the ending on the last part of the website. It's the generic extension like Microsoft DO

    1. Re:Outsourcing and Active X controls by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 0
      Me: "No, it is not a program that I downloaded or installed. It is on a website. I log in, select a certain option and try to click on the "go" button and IE 7.0 fails to load the next screen. IE 6.0 had no problem. That's all i want to solve. Load up the info. If no, there are going to be several hundred state employees calling me because they cannot fill out their time sheets and get paid." MS Employee: "So you cannot open the program?" Me: "No, it is within IE 7.0 that opens it and everything is on the Internet. Nothing is on my computer." MS Employee: "Ok, I understand. Can you hold?"
      So let me get this right... you deployed IE7 BETA to your several hunder state employees before you tested the app?

      Please tell me someone was smart enough to fire you.
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    2. Re:Outsourcing and Active X controls by solitas · · Score: 1
      My latest conversation...keep in mind that I fumbled through this because the employee was Indian and I couldn't understand his English.

      Oh, you SO need these:
      http://uploads.ungrounded.net/192000/192820_tech.s wf http://uploads.ungrounded.net/267000/267536_tech2. swf http://foamytoons.mirrors.corruptedtruth.com/tech3 .swf

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    3. Re:Outsourcing and Active X controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we do not deploy beta versions of any software to anybody outside of our support team. I was testing out the new browser and came out with problems that I could not readily solve on my own by changing security settings, clicking on all the different algorithms for the javascripting options, changing security settings, or by removing/disabling add-ons.

      Since I tried all of the options, I decided to take MS up on their customer service that Slashdot mentioned. Bad choice on my part. Funny to think that they could actually answer questions about their own application.

  72. Art of Trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's remarkable - the range of things we can do to scrape up a living. As puzzling and comical as Home Shopping Network's profitability.

  73. Not so cut and dry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm afraid that its not quite so simple. You see, Internet Explorer is actually a tiny program, some 40K and did not cost billions to develop.

    However, the MSHTML (Rednering engine, like Gecko), WININET (network client protocol stack), and other associated components did. But they are not there in vain. They do make Windows a richer platform to program in.

    Not that I'm a huge Microsoft supporter here, but being able to pop up rich text (via HTML, not RTF) without requiring the user install additional software is a great boon to software publishers.

    I work on an embedded device that can interface with a Windows PC for a user interface. The Windows application provides rich error messages (important for this product) because of MSHTML. It uses WININET to fetch updates from the Internet.

    These components make Windows a better platform to develop on. And the work that went into them was not just to further the browser program (IEXPLORE.EXE).

    And the Linux community has their own form of this (libcurl).

  74. Underdeliver by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    And then Microsoft removes functionality it had already delivered. They locked down the themes of Windows 98 and removed the folder customization entirely. There's already word of functionality that exists in Vista betas (keywords) that Microsoft is eliminating, apparently to some all or none mentality.

  75. IE: "Billions and Billions Served" by Zemplar · · Score: 1

    And just like the fast-food compliment, IE also leaves a bad taste in your mouth...

  76. Nobody can resist propagating FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not even Slashdotters. Or maybe especially not Slashdotters...

    What are their UI people smoking? Or did they hire some Opera UI people?


    Opera is the most customisable interface I've ever encountered, and not just browsers. The 'out-of-the-box' GUI on a new install includes every option as a method of displaying to new users that those options are available. Yep, it's cluttered, but takes about 30 seconds to make Opera look the way you want it, and when tidied up it's easily the cleanest and most user friendly interface out there.

    I use Firefox also, and while it's an awesome browser it could stand to learn a little (or a lot) about UI customisation from Opera, IMO. Opera long-ago invented 90% of the much-touted "new" features in other browsers, including Firefox. Bashing it seems a little hypocritical.
    1. Re:Nobody can resist propagating FUD. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What are their UI people smoking? Or did they hire some Opera UI people?

      Opera is the most customisable interface I've ever encountered, and not just browsers.


      Fair play. I was referring more to the IE7 interface compared with the goofy default layout of Opera's UI. You're very correct in how customizable Opera's UI is - although it's often EXTREMELY obfuscated as to how to customize many things. Nevertheless, what you want to customize can almost always be done in Opera, though it'll take some requests for help in the forums.

      Not so with IE7, as far as I can tell. I can add, remove, and rearrange stuff on the toolbar, but I can't move the toolbar into different locations, as I could with previous versions of IE.

      I'm hoping this isn't the final UI form. If it is, then it's taken several large steps backwards in UI customizability from previous versions of IE.

      It's not like it's a big deal to me, since even with all its nifty new features (well, new to IE), I'll still be using Firefox, but the ClearType issue fucking up font display is going to mess with the usability of some of the sites I've designed, which is really irritating.

      As far as Opera, I'm eagerly awaiting the final release of 9. I'm hoping I can customize it enough to use it as my main email client, as I freaking hate Thunderbird (and Outlook and Outlook Express, and, and, and...) I'd like the Hugin and Munin scripts updated for version 9.

    2. Re:Nobody can resist propagating FUD. by turtleAJ · · Score: 0

      Opera long-ago invented 90% of the much-touted "new" features in other browsers, including Firefox. Bashing it seems a little hypocritical.
      YES!!! Thank you!
      Opera kicks-ass... I have NO idea why all the fuss about FireFox has been about.
      I can only imagine it was because FireFox was open... vs Opera.
      But yeah, Opera is my #1 browser... and #2... and #3... :)

    3. Re:Nobody can resist propagating FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Opera and FF are great browsers and the fanboy bitchslappery that goes on between the two is pretty pointless and a waste of time.

      I too used to wish that Opera was open source too, but then I wondered if it would be as good if it had been opened up. FF sometimes seems to lack focus and ends up with a million useless extensions while more important issues are neglected.

      Still, Opera is now free, and FF is still OS, so we win both times!

      Heck I'm just glad there is an alternative to IE.

    4. Re:Nobody can resist propagating FUD. by pataloca · · Score: 1

      Lotus Notes

  77. Re:"The Red Building" - meaning MSN is in the red by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what they called the office complex in which msn.com was hosted (back in 2001 when I worked there.) The only profit making "property" in MSN was, obviously, ads. However, that alone isn't enough to cover all the other loss making properties, hence msn.com as a whole was also loss making. Not sure how it is now.

  78. On a side note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Printer companies are stupid because they virtually give their printers away. Always at a loss to the company.

    Let's not look at the big picture with the purchase of ink.

    Jonesy

  79. Re:wow, Dvorak actually made a little sense this t by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 0, Troll

    he must have given you some of that crack he's on

  80. Dvorak on the money again!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is ALWAYS right. I can't wait to compile open source OSX on my Dell.

  81. Re:wow, Dvorak actually made a little sense this t by sphealey · · Score: 1

    > Considering the funky keyboard they named
    > after him, is this any surprise?

    I remember JD writing a while ago (1995?) that he was surprised as anyone to find out the keyboard Dvorak actually was a relative of his.

    sPh

  82. It's been a long day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when Dvoracks rambling actually seem to make sense.

  83. Simple really by AaronPSU777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Step 1: Give Internet Explorer away for free and include it with every copy of Windows sold, increasing its usage to over 80%. Step 2: Break from accepted standards. Website programmers become lazy and code to these broken standards. Now Internet Explorer is the only browser that will properly render all websites. Usage surges to over 90%. Step 3: Require users have the latest version of Windows to use the latest version of Internet Explorer. Now, even though the browser is still free, in a roundabout way people have to pay to use it. Step 4: Profit. Oh yea, Dvorak is a yellow journalist. If Slashdot has a shred of integrity they should not post any of his articles.

  84. ClearType per-app is not cool by jdmonin · · Score: 1

    That's not cool at ALL. I turn cleartype on or off, and it should stay that way. I don't want to do it 20 times in 20 places if this catches on.

    1. Re:ClearType per-app is not cool by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Me, I like being able to tweak my .Xresources as deeply and fully as I desire.

      xterm*scrollbar:
          versus
      Xterm*scrollbar:
          and all that.

      Oh, sorry. I shouldn't be in this conversation, I guess.

  85. Microsoft should move on by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While IE may have been important to Microsoft in the past as many people have pointed out, there is also another option for them now. They could take a small fraction of what they spend on IE and invest that in Firefox in exchange for having some input. They also could have few programmers at Microsoft donating code for Firefox. Then, they could just bundle Firefox with Windows and have it use MSN as the default search still. Sure Microsoft would argue things like Active X, but maybe there is a way to turn on and off your compatibility for those kinds of websites.

  86. You misunderstood parent poster. by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 1

    I think he meant "it's hard to resist [the siren song of] John Dvorak trolling people like us," not "it's hard to resist trolling John Dvorak's columns."

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  87. Re:Can we please have a moratorium on Dvorak's BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure they really killed Netscape though? I still see Netscape and use Netscape. Only now its Mozilla.

    Mozilla is dead, long live Netscape.

  88. Huh? by wheatwilliams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the first sensible statement, and the first intelligent article that I have read from John Dvorak in the last twenty years.

  89. moron on crack by cosminn · · Score: 1

    is what Dvorak is...MS is a _software_ company...of course they'll write the software, why the heck would they use _other_ software??

    1. Re:moron on crack by Warlock7 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because they suxor at what they do.

  90. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But everything they get with this loss leader could be obtained just as easily by bundling someone else's browser and forcing the defaults. Other companies built search engines and ISP businesses without developing their own browser. I can be done. In fact, others are currently doing it better than MS.

    Dvorak is right: the expense of IE development could have been spent elsewhere, and MS would be none the worse off if they bundled somebody else's browser. Actually, Spyglass WAS somebody else's browser -- MS just got carried away with modifications. On the other hand, there is some Monday morning quarterbacking going on here. MS tried to "embrace and extend" the Internet. That approach works great when you have only incomplete standards and some room to maneuver. But nobody needed MS to "extend" HTTP.

    If MS knew how the world would evolve, they would never have bothered with IE. But nobody knew for sure at the time. The early browsers were resource-intensive by the standards of the day; they were designed for X-windows workstations. I can understand why MS would want to get something light enough to run on typical PC hardware. The early versions of Mosaic for Windows required Win32S and more memory than most people had. Netscape was better, but there was still plenty of room for improvement. Besides, just about every product MS ever created had to displace an entrenched competitor in order to survive. They must have thought IE would do the same -- even if they had to give it away.

    I run Windows XP Pro. Occasionally I get stuck running IE when I have to visit a retarded website that requires it. The default settings of MSN and the toolbar links lasted about 90 seconds after the first boot. I never signed up for any service because of anything IE did. MS additional profit by give me IE: $0.00. Yet their reputation for security and stability lives in infamy, thanks largely to IE and ActiveX plugins that let spyware and viruses play right through.

  91. More Than a Troll by darthservo · · Score: 1
    Opinions that differ from yours aren't "Trolling". As for his crazy theories, if they are that crazy just ignore him.

    Oh please.

    I don't know of one single person in this community who has ever believed Dvorak to be a reliable or knowledgeable source of information. He has been permanently branded by /. as someone who does not know in the least bit what he is talking about. Every single /. article related to Dvorak has never once had the majority of comments devoid of the thought "Dvorak is an idiot."

    But, going back to the parent of this thread, the reason why Dvorak is writing this crap continually is because not only does he get paid, but PC Magazine is getting traffic and exposure as well. When his article is linked to on /., PC Magazine gets the desired traffic, leading to more revenue. That's why his editors still keep him around - they can count on a strong reaction from the tech community, from people like us who realize the Dvorak is spattering out dribble down his double chins and onto his Cheeto laden belly.

    As for me, this will be the last time I ever look at a Dvorak article on /. I've had it with him.

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  92. Not so cut and dry. LIKE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...Internet Explorer is actually a tiny program, some 40K and did not cost billions to develop.
    While Explorer.exe is a 1008KB program that has cost billions to develop. Do you understand their relationship? Obviously not. Good thing you remain an AC, which I will do as well, so as not to be accused of abusing the ignorant and pitiful. IE is a subset of Explorer, which is how MS tied the browser to the OS, which got them into that anti-trust situation.

    They do make Windows a richer platform to program in.
    If by richer you mean more obfuscated, sure.

    Why not just embed your own HTML renderer?

    ...rich error messages...
    You must be kidding. You're lucky if the error message even relates to what you are trying to accomplish at the time when developing for Windows.

    These components make Windows a better platform to develop on.
    WTF are you talking about?!?!?! You must have never used java to develop for ANY platform. Besides which you attribute all this to iexplorer.exe when explorer.exe is the real heart of the system. IE is a scaled back subset of Explorer, the piss poor navigation tool of the OS.
  93. IE is not the devil, nor is MS by singingjim · · Score: 1

    The world owes a helluva lot to MS and IE. Maybe it's a piece of crap browser now that every script kiddie and his little brother can hack it, but I don't think the internet would have progressed as far as it has to date without MS dumping it's "billions" into IE. Sometimes smart people get it wrong, like maybe John Dvorak has this time. I'm sure MS never intended to actually make money directly from IE, but if you take into account the indirect income from folks who bought a computer to access the internet using IE, anticompetitive or not, it made MS those billions back hand over fist. MS and IE bashing is in vogue right now, and one of the reasons, even though no one will admit it, is because they're on top of the hill and everyone's trying to push them off. Well, thanks Bill Gates for being such a genius prick and paving the way for all us idiots to comment on how evil you are.

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    1. Re:IE is not the devil, nor is MS by cranos · · Score: 1

      MS and IE bashing is in vogue right now, and one of the reasons, even though no one will admit it, is because they're on top of the hill and everyone's trying to push them off. Well, thanks Bill Gates for being such a genius prick and paving the way for all us idiots to comment on how evil you are

      Umm MS and IE bashing is "in vogue" because time and time again, Microsoft has proven itself to be more than willing to use unfair business tactics (we are talking about a company convicted of abusing its monopoly position after all) to thump more innovative rivals.

      IE is a piece of crap as you yourself say, and it has always been that way. Use of IE and the problems associated with it has led to a culture of users that expect to be hit by a virus, that mutter and grumble under their breath when they lose their data, but carry on using the same crap products because "it's just the risk you run", instead of demanding that MS fix the problems.

      I personally do not think Bill Gates is Evil(tm). I do however think that his sole concern is not the user of his products but instead the bottom line. This is fine for a business but not so good for the users, most of whom pay through the nose for the honour of using below standard software with all sorts of nasty vendor lockins.

      In terms of technical innovation, MS makes a great sales office. What MS has done is popularise the concept of the home computer, they do the marketing bit well I will give them that. However all of the major products that MS has brought out(Windows, Office, SQL Server) have been created else where and either knocked off(Windows GUI) or bought up(Windows NT Dev Team, SQL Server). Yes they have added features but no real ground breaking "Oh my freaking god! This is going to turn the world upside down" stuff has come out of Redmond.

  94. speaking of blunders... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " John Dvorak declaring IE the biggest mistake Microsoft has ever made. "

    In other news, the world declares not using a condom the biggest mistake Mr. and Mrs. Dvorak ever made...

  95. wooo! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Billions? Say it again? BILLIONS!

    Wow, that's fun.

    Dvorak's still a tool.

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  96. Developers! Developers! Developers! by NineNine · · Score: 1

    IE exists for developers. The whole Windows platform is why people use Windows... not necessary bits and pieces. I can whip up an app with VB 6.0 with an integrated browser and/or browser functionality in under 30 seconds, and that alone will keep me buying copies of Windows. IE is used in tons of Windows apps, both commercial and custom. Without the drop-in IE COM objects, Windows as a development platform would be woefully incomplete and less compelling.

  97. Mythical Man Month ring a bell you fat idiot??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adding the entire IE team to work on Vista would be the stupidest move anyone could ever make. It would only ensure that Vista was never released.

  98. 'Nuff said by patrick0brien · · Score: 1

    [+] troll, stupid, dvorak, ie, idiot

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  99. It's the JEE, stupid! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    If you were to put together a comprehensive profit-and-loss statement for IE, there would be a zero in the profits column and billions in the losses column--billions.

    A browser is a Java Execution Environment capable of executing local and remotely stored programs. That's what Microsoft wants to ensure they retain control over. Otherwise you could write in Java and run it on any device that can support FireFox and cut out Microsoft entirely.

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    1. Re:It's the JEE, stupid! by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1

      A browser is only a JEE environment if Java is installed. Browser does not equal JEE in any sense of the word.

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    2. Re:It's the JEE, stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think GP was trying to suggest that this is what MS, by widespread dominance via IE, wanted to prevent

      if MS had not dominated with IE and let web browsers develop in whatever direction it could have, then that is precisely what it would have evolved into.

      you could argue that it could still have evolved into something that was NOT java based, true, in which case your statement would hold. but after the reaction from MS re: how they worked to stop java being accepted, nobody else was going to invest the effort to creating a browser-app environment anymore.

      which is why all this AJAX stuff is interesting - people have found that by using existing Javascript, i.e. no need to develop a browser client environment, they can deploy apps (though arguably less complex ones that could have been done with a full VM on the client browser).

  100. Stupid Idiot? by javamann · · Score: 1

    Stupid Idiot? That would mean that there exists a Smart Idiot?

    1. Re:Stupid Idiot? by visgoth · · Score: 2, Funny



      Stupid idiots have low WIS and INT scores. Smart idiots have high INT but low WIS.

      </nerd>

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    2. Re:Stupid Idiot? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      QED.

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    3. Re:Stupid Idiot? by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      "Idiot" was originally a technical term to discribe someone with an I.Q. less than 50, thus it relates wholy to INT. I would use the word "fool" to describe someone with a very low WIS stat on their charactor sheet.

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    4. Re:Stupid Idiot? by Malor · · Score: 1

      And the truly braindead -- including yours truly, of course -- know what INT and WIS mean.

    5. Re:Stupid Idiot? by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      I didn't know what WIS and INT are. Google seems to point it to wisdom and intelligence in Everquest. Or it is some USism for IQ?

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    6. Re:Stupid Idiot? by Malor · · Score: 1

      You're not geeky enough to have played D&D, I guess. :)

    7. Re:Stupid Idiot? by Malor · · Score: 1

      heh, my INT is low enough that I forgot to tell you what INT is. INT and WIS are Intelligence and Wisdom.

    8. Re:Stupid Idiot? by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      Ah, never really been into RPGs. But then now I don't get into any games much at all... I did once program a fairly simple network multiplayer game for uni, though.

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  101. Doubtful by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    How many fewer WinXP licenses would Microsoft sell if they didn't have a 85% market share with IE? I personally know hundreds of developers who would not be using windows if they didn't have to test IE compatability. If I extrapolate my extremely unscientific studies I could assume that about half of the developers in the world would not be using Windows if they didn't have to keep IE compatability. Not to mention the number of people who can't switch because their bank site is IE only...

  102. IE Not the greatest... by historyb · · Score: 1

    Blunder, windows is.

  103. Yes, because as we all know by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Throwing more people at a problem gets it done quicker and better...

    Others have pointed out that IE is a loss-leader and worked very well indeed in preventing Netscape and the Internet from making Windows irrelevant.

    Why does slashdot persist in giving Dvorak air time (other than the obvious, that he's no fan of MS)? I wonder what worthwhile stories were rejected so this could be posted?

    1. Re:Yes, because as we all know by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      Just try to imagine all the even worse stories that could have replaced this story!
      Probably stuff like "this one rant some guy on IRC said about how Windoez Blowz"

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  104. MS by certel · · Score: 1

    You can think in this strategy for a number of companies. I'm sure that Microsoft has taken this into consideration. I'm sure they have their reasons and no one can project their future business decisions.

  105. Re:Can we please have a moratorium on Dvorak's BS. by dedazo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Netscape looked like it would make a ton of money.

    That is of course assuming Netscape would have been able to ship a stable, working usable product. By the time NS4 was pushed, nay dragged, out of the door Netscape as an organization had lost the ability to ship software because they had lost their focus. They couldn't figure out whether they were a portal company or a browser producer or a groupware concern. And they didn't have the leadership to manage all three roles at once (unlike, say Google).

    The antitrust trial was an absolute life saver for Andreseen & Co. Instead of the world realizing that they had gone into the Suck Zone for good, they got to whine about how Microsoft had stolen their lunch money.

    Of course Microsoft was out to steal their lunch money. It's just that they didn't really need much help. If NS would have been an actually valuable browser platform then a lot of people would have continued to buy and download it, regardless of whether or not IE was bundled with the OS. People downloaded and used Winamp and lots of other media players for a long time even though Windows shipped with a media player of its own. They still do that.

    Java might be another issue, but I've never bought into the "IE killed Netscape" meme. Netscape killed itself. The internet is the great equalizer. If you build it, they will come. Netscape simply didn't build it well enough.

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  106. Not all rubbish by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    While Dvorak is usually an idiot and right for all the wrong reasons, or flat out wrong, there is an amount of truth in his analysis of IE.

    Lacking, of course, is consideration for its purpose of destroying Netscape to preserve the MS Monopoly. Also, while he stands in 2006 and says that "intenet appliances" never happened, he neglects the role IE played in destroying web standards and making appliances practically impossible.

    The thinking being that the Microsoft monopoly platforms would have to run what ever appliance applications were available, with IE, Microsoft was able to keep the APIs and systems subtally different from public APIs. While you could have coded internet appliance applications, it was very difficult. The IE version-o-matic of the late 90s kept *any* interesting content not based on ActiveX out of the mainstream.

    So, in the end, the amazing MSnovation to prohibit actual "innovation" worked again.

    But, yes, looking over the past 5 or 6 years, Microsoft injured computer innovation with IE, but could not kill it. The browser wars are back, and it is likely that Microsoft can't play the same game twice.

  107. Have they fixed the memory leaks? by claes · · Score: 1

    IE leaks memory in many cases when using closures with javascript - have they fixed it?

  108. Or ground your saw really well, and wear by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    good insulating gloves and boots, in which case the fireworks show might make it even MORE fun.

    1. Re:Or ground your saw really well, and wear by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      a ground for the saw and insulating gloves are unnecessary, use both hands on the saw, and don't brace with your knees or anthing else. Most electricians that I know work on live wires without gloves at all, but they always keep a hand in their pocket.

    2. Re:Or ground your saw really well, and wear by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You'll also notice that they never work on live wires while sitting or kneeling on the floor (absent some form of insulation on their knees or ass).

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  109. AmigaBASIC vs. AMOS by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    What you don't realise is that Microsoft's BASIC probably gave you access to none of the power of that computer. AmigaBASIC is a prime example of this: the computer was capable of most of what a PC can do NOW, but yet this was about two decades ago. AmigaBASIC, microsoft's implementation of BASIC for it though, was the same old junk, with no thought or insight that would make it possible for new programmers to actually discover that power. Just compare Microsoft's AmigaBASIC with the alternative implementations, like AMOS, and you'll see what Microsoft promises are worth. A fulfilled promise isn't a lot to talk about, when the promise is so average.

  110. Inauthentic by Tanlis · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you take Dvorak's article and plug it into the Inauthentic paper detector mentioned in the article above this on the main page.

    It finds that the text has been classified as INAUTHENTIC with a 25.7% chance of being authentic text.

    I find that true for anything Dvorak says.

  111. He's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He hit the nail on the head... someone could get a MBA on that thesis point.

  112. I teach computer classes and you are correct by oscartheduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I teach a bunch of computer classes as part of my job. When I start talking about browsers, so many people start looking confused. I have to explain that Internet Explorer is one application used to surf the internet but there are others with different features. It never even crosses the minds of the majority of people to think that there can exist any other interface to the internet. The see internet explorer and have seen it always and assume it's the only interface possible. Because most people using computers aren't computer-literate. A big thing I emphasise is that these people are using computers, so they need to become literate in computer culture and start actually paying attention to geekdom, not because it interests them but because they NEED to know what a computer is and how to use it and that involves a lot more than just point and click.

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    1. Re:I teach computer classes and you are correct by westlake · · Score: 1
      A big thing I emphasise is that these people are using computers, so they need to become literate in computer culture and start actually paying attention to geekdom, not because it interests them but because they NEED to know what a computer is and how to use it and that involves a lot more than just point and click.

      Good luck, you'll need it.

      Microsoft and Apple coin money because end-users tend to avoid the computer culture, Geek and Geekdom at all costs.

  113. Let's tag it NOMOREDVORAK by romcabrera · · Score: 1

    ...and see if editors get a clue. Jeez

  114. Seems a bit slow at times by $nyper · · Score: 1

    Maybe there is a configuration option I am missing or something but IE7 honestly seems very slow at times. Certain web pages I go to just are not loading very quickly. Such as this morning I opened http://www.usatoday.com/ thinking I would take IE7 out for a bit longer of a test drive. It took a longer ammount of time for the USAToday home page to load in IE7 than for me to get frustrated with the wait, open Firefox and start reading the details of a particular cover story article. By the way it did finally load but it took almost 35 to 40 seconds to do so. I am assuming there is a logical explaination though because that was so slow I cannot imagine anyone using IE7 if this were a comon occurance. However, I do like the new stripped down look of the interface though very simliar to firefox and opera.

    Honestly i cannot decide which is my favorite browser but neither IE6 nor 7 are even in the running. Sometimes I use Opera other times I use firefox as each has small things I like about them more based off whatever it is I am currently doing. These days i pretty much only use IE if I go to a page that requires ActiveX support and it flashes up that my browser is unsupported by this site. By the way, to me those sites seem to be getting fewer and farther between all the time.

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  115. biggest mistake? by neersign · · Score: 2, Insightful
    the biggest mistake Microsoft has ever made

    isn't it common knowledge that Windows ME was Microsoft's biggest mistake ever?

  116. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But everything they get with this loss leader could be obtained just as easily by bundling someone else's browser

    Microsoft would not allow themselves to be dependent upon someone else for such a critical piece of their strategy.

  117. only if your a nicole ritchie by Brigadier · · Score: 1



    Dont forget #2 Douglas Fir at 16" on center. So unless you have a 12 inch waste your ass isn't goign anywhere.

    1. Re:only if your a nicole ritchie by brunes69 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Er... you can turn sideways you know.

      If your body is more than 16" from rear to front, you are *extremely overweight*. Either that or an American, in which case you're about average.

  118. You're used to overly light rendering by tepples · · Score: 1

    Bold text looks 'bolder', but regular text, with ClearType, looks like bold used to look with CT off.

    Actually, ClearType text looks about as bold as it does in print. Print a page using the same physical font size that your web browser uses and compare it to the ClearType rendering. On the other hand, the hinted, non-antialiased 96dpi rendering that you're used to more than likely inaccurately represents the font's true stroke width. It has trained you to think that a 1px stroke is "plain" and a 2px stroke is "bold", when typography is in fact much more complicated than that.

    1. Re:You're used to overly light rendering by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Print a page using the same physical font size that your web browser uses and compare it to the ClearType rendering. On the other hand, the hinted, non-antialiased 96dpi rendering that you're used to more than likely inaccurately represents the font's true stroke width.

      Yes, it's a *technically* more accurate font rendering, but that's hardly my point. It's not what we've all been used to. It's not best used for low-DPI CRT displays. It makes all that nicely-rendered text look FUZZY on every CRT I've used it on, whether the CT has been 'tuned' or not.

    2. Re:You're used to overly light rendering by tepples · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a *technically* more accurate font rendering, but that's hardly my point. It's not what we've all been used to.

      Likewise, GNU/Linux or FreeBSD is a *technically* more reliable operating system, but that's hardly my point. It's not what we've all been used to.

      It's not best used for low-DPI CRT displays. It makes all that nicely-rendered text look FUZZY on every CRT I've used it on

      This is a defect in Microsoft Windows. If you turn off subpixel antialiasing, you also turn off all antialiasing for a range of font sizes. Other operating systems do not have this problem.

    3. Re:You're used to overly light rendering by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Likewise, GNU/Linux or FreeBSD is a *technically* more reliable operating system, but that's hardly my point. It's not what we've all been used to.

      It's what the vast majority of people using computers in the U.S. are used to, and it's what I'm forced to use at work, and design for.

      My big problem with the situation is that the IE7 installer isn't respecting the existing system-wide ClearType setting; it turns it on for IE7 and offers NO WARNING that it's going to do so. And with the goofy UI it has now, good luck for the average user to turn it off if they don't like it. (Users rarely change the default settings, even if they would like to).

      It's a great OPTION to have, but it's fucked up beyond belief to force it on everyone.

  119. Dvorak is a complete blowhard... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    But I do get a chuckle over him targeting IE...

  120. IE was most likely meant to be an Apache killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had MS not been slapped with lawsuit after lawsuit, keeping them from abusing their monopoly status, it would have been very easy for them to simply make IE not work with webservers using anything other than Windows. Businesses would have quickly dumped Apache as soon as they saw their online traffic slow to a crawl. Linux would have easily been crushed. I think IE was part of a much larger strategy that was, thankfully, killed by folks who saw it coming a mile away.

    1. Re:IE was most likely meant to be an Apache killer by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Absolute rubbish.

      Apache is designed to be a standards compliant HTTP web server and, from a HTTP client perspective, Internet Explorer works pretty well with it. If Microsoft had started to make IE more incompatible with Apache, then IE would have become a proprietary MS application that didn't support HTTP, leaving Apache and HTTP-compliant browsers to carry on regardless.

      What *REALLY* happened was that compared to Apache running on UNIX, IIS running on NT4 was a piece of crap. MS therefore had to create their own proprietary extensions to HTTP to encourage people to use IIS on Windows for web servers. Clever marketing and FrontPage served to lock in web developers into the MS way of doing things and now we have the standards compliance headaches that we have today with HTTP.

      I've not used IIS since v4.0 on NT4 but I would imagine that by now it's a much better product, specifically on XP or Server 2003 and that it's well embedded in corporate enterprises with SQL, Active X, Exchange, etc. In other words, IE bought Microsoft the time they needed to get into that embedded situation in the corporate enterprise and I congratulate them on a very smart piece of marketing.

      However, when it comes to clustering of web servers in server farms, nothing scales better than a UNIX OS running Apache - even Microsoft would concede that one since their core strengths are in enterprise-level integration, not in huge ISP level web servers.

      And whilst I agree that Dvorak is usually a complete pillock, in this instance I agree with him in as much as the integration of IE with Windows made an already flawed (registry-based) OS that much more weaker and vulnerable as a result. On it's own, this can be considered a mistake but, overall, MS OSes now own 90% of the home and corporate desktops so I would say that MS achieved what they set out to do.

      The success or failure of Linux is *totally irrelevant* to all of this. Only within recent years has Linux gone "hand in hand" with Apache as enterprises have learnt that they no longer need to run "expensive" UNIXes for their Apache web servers and can now use a stable and reliable free UNIX-like OS instead.

      There is NO "Windows vs Linux" war, contrary to what you believe. It's the users that decide ultimately which OS is best for their needs & whilst it's important to make the world aware that there are alternatives to "The Microsoft Way", Linux and Open Source is there if you want to use it but still there if you don't.

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    2. Re:IE was most likely meant to be an Apache killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apache is designed to be a standards compliant HTTP web server and, from a HTTP client perspective, Internet Explorer works pretty well with it. If Microsoft had started to make IE more incompatible with Apache, then IE would have become a proprietary MS application that didn't support HTTP, leaving Apache and HTTP-compliant browsers to carry on regardless.

      What *REALLY* happened was that compared to Apache running on UNIX, IIS running on NT4 was a piece of crap. MS therefore had to create their own proprietary extensions to HTTP to encourage people to use IIS on Windows for web servers. Clever marketing and FrontPage served to lock in web developers into the MS way of doing things and now we have the standards compliance headaches that we have today with HTTP.


      i think you missed GP's point.

      YES apache is a standards compliant http server. But the point is that via IE dominance, MS can dictate what the real, de facto standards are. who cares if there's a w3c or whatever organisation laying down standards, if what everyone is using works "the IE way"? your 2nd paragraph itself directly supports this.

      you can't imagine that IE would have evolved to a point where apache-served websites didn't work properly in the perception of an end-user?

      in which case either apache would have had to keep trying to track changes that MS would put out without prior documentation (apache would always have to be playing catch-up), or it can insist on strict http support only and end up being a ghetto webserver that nobody really uses because, hey, it doens't work right with what most end-users use.

      the only thing that stopped it from happening is that IIS turned out not to run suitably well (and from a security perspective, scared off a lot of admins).

      be less rude about calling things "absolute rubbish". "i don't think is correct" would have been a perfectly acceptable way to start off your post.

      "the users themselves decide"? i don't think you quite appreciate what power is.

  121. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. Here's Proof by Ben174 · · Score: 2, Informative

    And believe it or not, Dvorak really did whine about System Idle Process hogging CPU time.

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  122. ants on a stove - dvorak experience by micromuncher · · Score: 1


    "[boys at M$] scrambling around like ants on a hot stove"

    It was BillG, not Microsoft as a whole, that had the vision of the browser as the desktop.

    p.s. Someone call PETA. Dvorak is torturing ants.

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  123. Vendor Lock-In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't IE and all the Active-X and .net be useful in creating lock-in for IIS and Server 2003?

  124. Dude, you said "Outlook" and "penetration"... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    If it was not for IE, Outlook would have never reached its near universal penetration.

    If ever two words deserved to be in the same sentence, it's "Outlook" and "Penetration".

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  125. Can we just get rid of Dvorak? by acroyear · · Score: 1

    It seems his record for bad explanations (and overhyped attention on /. ) is worse than Cringely's. Cringely at least most of the time has some support for his guesswork; Dvorak seems to just throw his crap out there like a kid throwing oatmeal at a wall to see what sticks.

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    1. Re:Can we just get rid of Dvorak? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and his keyboard design sucks! =P

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    2. Re:Can we just get rid of Dvorak? by acroyear · · Score: 1

      well, the symphonies aren't bad, though, but I can do without the slavic dances. however, we should have known he'd be trouble when he goes to try to write an "american" symphony and still comes up with something just as Slovakian as the rest of his work. :)

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  126. So? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Dvorak declaring the IE the biggest mistake of MS. Ok.
    I declare that my cat is named Fluffy.

    Question to the reader: Does either statement matter to you?

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  127. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Andy_R · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they forked Firefox and labeled it IE7 (or 8), who would they be dependent on? Their only obligation would be to release the source, which wouldn't hurt them as they give the software away for free anyway.

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  128. Blunder? by linebackn · · Score: 1

    No, IE did exactly and preciceley what it was designed to do. Crush Netscape. And it did a fairly good job of that, there is nothing left of Netscape other than a web portal with that name owned by AOL.

    It was never intended for one second to be usable - you just had to use it regardless if you wanted it or not. IE 4 and Win98 forced it on to the desktop (the desktop BECAME IE) and every other function would open IE rather than your default browser. So of course as far as browser applications went it was a total disaster but that didn't matter.

    Bill got what he wanted so it was hardly a "blunder".

    1. Re:Blunder? by robertjw · · Score: 1

      So WHY did Bill want to crush Netscape? Was it just a personal pride issue? I havent read TFA yet, but it seems rather obvious that Microsoft won the browser war, crushed Netscape and then just dropped the ball. They fought really hard to achieve dominance and then did nothing with it.

      Bill may have got what he wanted, but it still seems like a blunder.

  129. 3. PROFIT! by tepples · · Score: 1

    A sense of audience is not the same thing as intelligence.

    But in the world of work for hire, it is deemed unintelligent to shun money. And if pandering to your audience results in more income than actual intelligence about your subject matter...

  130. Microsoft's fault by jgoemat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is of course assuming Netscape would have been able to ship a stable, working usable product. Maybe that would have been easier without the anti-competitive practices of Microsoft. Netscape needed information on the Windows 95 API to ensure that Navigator would work well when it came out. Microsoft tried to strong-arm them into forgoing Navigator as a platform for developers. As a result, Netscape didn't get the API until two months after Windows 95's release, two months where Internet Explorer was bundled with the OS.

    1. Re:Microsoft's fault by dedazo · · Score: 1
      Considering how utterly buggy NS always was after 2.0 I find it hard to believe that it was the lack of API information (the vast majority of which was already publicly available a year before W95 shipped) that caused Netscape's fall. IE3 did not ship with Windows 95 in any case, and even if it had it was so useless that I doubt anyone would have dumped NS2 for it. And even if someone actually had, two months is hardly a huge headstart. Millions of people were still downloading and installing NS2 right up to the IE4 release.

      May I recommend dropping Groklaw as your source of dogma? Their virulent anti-Microsoft views generally are not reflective of reality.

      I stand by my original assertion. Microsoft might have done X and Y to them, but they were already dead by then. Nitpicking API availablity or release dates is pointless. They could have shipped a working browser if they knew how to.

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    2. Re:Microsoft's fault by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      As a result, Netscape didn't get the API until two months after Windows 95's release, two months where Internet Explorer was bundled with the OS.

      The first OS I used that came bundled with IE was NT 4. This came with IE 2. When you double clicked on the IE icon, the machine popped up a dialog explaining that IE had crashed. Every. Single. Time. On a fresh install.

      The first useable version of IE was 3. The first time IE really became a better choice than Netscape was 4. Part of this was because IE 4 came with a significantly improved file manager for Windows, but it was also a better browser (faster, nicer UI, similar if not better standards support). IE 5 and 6 have felt like bug-fix releases to IE 4, while all Netscape released were 4.x bugfixes.

      The point of this somewhat-rambling post? That IE didn't really seem like a good alternative to Netscape until version 4, which was a not released until two years after Windows 95.

      Oh, and Windows 95 did not come bundled with IE - Windows 95 OSR1 did in 1996. It was, however, included with the Windows Plus! Pack for Windows 95.

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    3. Re:Microsoft's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of bullshit, being a developer that suffered heavily with netscape 4 and their piece of shit web server I can say without a doubt that the bugs had nothing to do with the windows API, it had everything to do with poor netscape development practises where the browser leaked memory, crashed from buffer overflows and incredibly bad untested error handling. NS 4 was a POS and it had nothing to do with MS except that it was rushed out the door at least a year before it was even close to being a stable product.

  131. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. Here's Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bloody hell. That is amazing... if I was Dvorak, I would have all copies of that article destroyed, and change my name.

  132. Drivers by tepples · · Score: 1

    The internet is the great equalizer. If you build it, they will come.

    So why are flatbed scanner manufacturers not necessarily "coming" to the task of producing SANE drivers for Free operating systems?

    1. Re:Drivers by Fanboy+Troy · · Score: 1

      So why are flatbed scanner manufacturers not necessarily "coming" to the task of producing SANE drivers for Free operating systems?

      The same reason stupid governments rule the world. People actually vote for them to do the least they can for the people and the most for themselves.

      If an enlighted manufacturer comes out with SANE support and they do not see a rise in their income as a result, they'll simply drop the extra costs. What people need to do is consider linux support as added value that supports their choice in the future. The same way you should avoid a winmoden and almost always go for the external serial modem... The best solution: Buy scanners that are only completely supported under sane. The problem you are addressing is similar to the chicken-and-egg problem alternative OSs face as found by Judge Jackson in the US vs Microsoft anti-trust case...

      I remember a time when hardware didn't fail half as much as it does today. The reason it fails more often today is because the majority of consumers don't buy relyability...

      So to paraphrase JFK: The question is not what linux can do for you, but what you can do for linux. Do you really want linux as a viable alternative or are you ok with windows' shortcomings?

    2. Re:Drivers by tepples · · Score: 1

      The best solution: Buy scanners that are only completely supported under sane.

      How should I do this? Should I print out the SANE HCL and bring it into the store? That's a lot of ink and paper, and many of us would need to buy a printer first.

    3. Re:Drivers by Fanboy+Troy · · Score: 1

      How should I do this? Should I print out the SANE HCL and bring it into the store? That's a lot of ink and paper, and many of us would need to buy a printer first.

      After you ask the salesman if the scanner is supported in linux and he politely refuses having any knowledge of linux, ask to have access to the sane-project website from the store you buy your scanner from. I'm sure the salesman won't refuse you that request, especially if he believes he will make a sale...

      Show me a person who doesn't check if his hardware is compatible with linux and I'll show you a person who will encounter problems with linux. Just as a person who didn't check if his hardware is compatible with XP had problems with XP. My SMC network adaptors were windows ready. Try explaining to grandma why windows XP is different than windows 2000...

  133. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Informative
    If they forked Firefox and labeled it IE7 (or 8), who would they be dependent on?

    Microsoft would need to maintain it themselves. So what would that really get them? The web is written for IE, it would be a major amount of work to "downgrade" FireFox to emulate IE's bugs.

    Additionally, a major downside is that it validates FireFox, a competitor.

  134. "Dude where is the convention?" by shmlco · · Score: 1

    "Dude where is the convention?"

    This year it's in Vegas.

    Seriously, it's a convention, not a standard, as practiced by the majority of web browsers and probably the majority of web sites. Of late it's been deconstructed to be just colored text within plain text, or underlined text, but blue/underlined is still a convention. Just like making your web site's logo also a link back to the home page is a convention.

    Want a list of conventions and stats? See: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/073571102X

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  135. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by andreyw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think Dvorak is right on this, which doesn't say much. I thought it was patently obvious. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, though.

  136. Dvorak: why do we even care by Chazman · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why we even care about Dvorak's mindless columns. It's not that he doesn't "get it". It's that he actually doesn't care if what he says makes sense, is insightful, informative, or any of the other positive slashdot modifiers. I've become convinced that he intentionally writes nothing but flamebait in a bid to generate controversy and drive more people to his employer's site, increasing the ad revenue and other opportunities that come with eyeballs.

    He's a carnival barker, and slashdot is his audience. Ignore him and he goes away. I wish there was a "Dvorak column" subject checkbox so I could uncheck it.

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  137. Obvious by nexcomlink · · Score: 1

    "John Dvorak declaring IE the biggest mistake Microsoft has ever made."

    Well I thought it was quite obvious with a giant E for it's icon indicating Error.

  138. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can be done.

    No one doubts that you can, sir. The question is, at what cost?

  139. I call bullshit... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    IE, like it, love it, or loath it, is the closest thing that browsers have come in the 15 some odd years they've been around to standards. Everything else has been playing catchup to match said standards, in the case of Netscape, even ignoring some standards to a point.

    As memory serves, back about 8 years ago, I had a website with some simple stuff, just midi music at best, no flash, very primative material all in all. IE: Ran perfectly. Netscape: Ran okay, but if you opened it under Linux, instant crash to desktop for nothing more than the midi files. That, honestly, was ridiculous (considering the midi standard was around for what, almost 15 years prior to 1998?).

    Now on the other hand, if the logic used by the mighty Dvorak is correct, Microsoft was in no way guilty of antitrust behavior, because in every instance of Windows shipped with Internet Explorer (or for that matter, Media Player, since both are about as vital to the "Windows Experience", running straight out of the box), was in fact the only way Microsoft could make back his alleged losses on developing Internet Explorer, Vista, et al.

    And for the fact of the matter, everyone who is just getting into computers as a vital tool, is going to be wanting to use it straight out of the box, NOT spending a week or more looking up new tools that do the same thing (but with higher security), or spending weeks to months learning how to use Linux to satisfy the clamoring throngs of Linux zealots.

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    1. Re:I call bullshit... by openldev · · Score: 0

      The Linux landscape is a lot different than in 1998. I have not had any problems for the 4 years I have been using Linux. Second, not every Linux user is a zealot. There are some of us that just prefer it, just as some people prefer Windows. There are just as many Windows zealots as Linux zealots, it's just that the Windows ones are much more diffused since there are more users.

    2. Re:I call bullshit... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      The Windows users also tend to be less informed than the Linux users. Most Linux users have used Windows, the reverse is definitely not true.

      Yes, there are zealots in both camps but it's easy to spot the Linux opinions of Microsoft users that are based on FUD rather than true hands-on experience with Linux.

      Me? I write scripts in Linux and train people on how to do the same on PowerPoint presentations. I get my job done quicker using the tools I'm comfortable with leaving me more time to drink beer, play games & have nookie with the missus... I ain't complaining! :-)

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  140. Troll by BierGuzzl · · Score: 1

    Article is a troll.

  141. Close...but not the biggest mistake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that honor must go to ActiveX, for allowing IE to silently install and run third party software in the background, during what should be essentially a view-only process: reading a web page. Without ActiveX, you're not much worse off than if you're using Firefox or Opera. With ActiveX on, you're wide open.

    I'd even go so far as to say that ActiveX is solely responsible for spyware and malware as a general idea. If the threat of spyware was limited to the occasional buffer overrun or other program bug, the general public wouldn't even know what spyware is. It never could have become the huge problem it is were it not for IE+ActiveX.

    Nothing else comes close to the scourge this abortion of a technology has wrought.

    ActiveX is evil and should be destroyed.

  142. Villians not needed by porneL · · Score: 1

    Not true. Opera is developed since 1995 (about the same time as IE). Mozilla is Netscape's project. So if there wasn't IE, we'd have... guess what, Firefox and Opera! Probably a lot more advanced websites using XHTML/CSS as well.

  143. Troll modding by MLease · · Score: 1, Interesting
    is anyone noticing how quickly my comment got modded troll? It is in reference to the tagging of the article, is a response to a comment saying dvorak is an idiot where I simply point out that the tagging system agrees. If anything it should be informative (if not at least interesting). Maybe that is why they are all getting tagged troll, /. is just troll-happy.
    Yeah, I've noticed; I found myself spending a few of my most recent mod points just to mod some of those back up. I've also been doing some Meta-Moderating, and marking a few "Troll" mods as "Unfair". I think some people are going around marking posts "Troll" just because they disagree with them and think that's the most effective way to strike out at the posters.

    -Mike

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    1. Re:Troll modding by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I think some people are going around marking posts "Troll" just because they disagree with them and think that's the most effective way to strike out at the posters.

      Well they're wrong -- overrated is the most effective way to deal with them. When I had my "sex blog" on Slashdot a couple of years back, I regularly got mod-bombed by people who hated it: I would receive five overrated mods on my most recent posts and the modder would be immune from meta-mods.

      Personally, I almost never mod down, unless I notice that "informative" posts have their facts wrong. This all reminds me that I need to use those mods points I got days ago.

  144. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE is not a loss leader. Everyone who has windows pays for it. If the microsoft product is not strong enough to dominate the market by being sold, it gets bundled with the next version of windows and the price of windows goes up.

    Does anyone really think there is any other way Microsoft come up with the ever increasing prices for their OS?

    Eventually, windows will cost $700 and will be basically the same as it is now, just with yet another face lift to visibly show the difference. But hey, you get a full office suite as an integral part of the OS, what a bargain!!

    Simon

  145. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by ucblockhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft wasn't giving away IE free to get ad-revenue on their home page. Microsoft was giving IE away in hopes that they could translate a monopoly in the web browser market into a monopoly in the web server market. IE wasn't intended to make money off of end-users. It was intended to make money off of big corporations. In that sense, IIS sales should go on its profit-and-loss balance sheet.

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  146. No, just a matter of contract. by David+Hume · · Score: 1
    Yes, but if Microsoft didn't *own* IE then the OEMs (like Dell or HP) would be the ones that decided how the browser was configured.
    The "ownership" of IE versus licensing another browser, such as Firefox, doesn't make any difference. It is a matter of contract between MS and the OEM. I'm sure Dell or HP would happily change the default home and search pages in IE on their computers but for a provision in their contract with MS. The same provision could be apply to a Firefox or other browser bundled, licensed, but not owned, by MS.

    Indeed, Firefox would be perfect for this because MS would not have to worry about negotiating a deal with the browser provider (i.e. Opera). The terms of the licensing agreement are already set in concrete.
  147. IE drains M$ by twitter · · Score: 1
    [resources wasted on IE could have made Vista better] ... that's like saying GIMP is unnecessary, the developers' time could be better spent on Konqueror

    That would be true if both projects were non free kludges dependent on Bill Gates for funding. M$, for all it's billions, has a limit on what they spend to develop software.

    The interesting part will be seeing how M$ explains their waste to Wall Street without admitting to anti-competitive practices. It's pretty clear they have some second rate stuff, Wall Street wants to know how they are going to keep selling it in the face of superior and free alternatives.

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    1. Re:IE drains M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      M$, for all it's billions, has a limit on what they spend to develop software.

      And are you saying the GiMP has an advantage here over "M$"? If your theory was correct the other way around the GiMP would have overtaken Photoshop in features and usability years ago.

      "M$", that's cute.

      Wall Street wants to know how they are going to keep selling it in the face of superior and free alternatives.

      Um, "Wall Street"...? Are you implying that some ML analyst is questioning Steve Ballmer as to why Microsoft plans to compete against GNUCash or something like that?

  148. Speaking of bullshit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE, like it, love it, or loath it, is the closest thing that browsers have come in the 15 some odd years they've been around to standards.

    STANDARDS? You mean, like the actual, published standards for HTML/CSS/etc that Microsoft seems to completely ignore for their browser?

    Thanks for the laugh.

  149. That's called dumping. by twitter · · Score: 3
    Microsoft bundles IE with Windows to leverage Windows' monopoly to gain marketshare for IE. Once IE has high marketshare, then Microsoft can control indirectly the website developers. Have you ever noticed how many websites are written to accommodate the bugs in IE?

    I'd like to see M$ own up to such a strategy because it's against the law. It may be true and they have been convicted of it, but they had better not admit to it.

    Dorvak's accusation forces M$ to admit anti-competitive practices or lose face on Wall Street. The second rate nature of both their browser and OS are now apparent. The only way to justify continued profits in the face of superior and less expensive competitors is to promise monopoly rents. Investors should be aware in either case. A company that screws it's customers is not much better to it's employees or investors.

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    1. Re:That's called dumping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lose face on Wall Street

      Really? Does "Wall Street" do that to every company (like Sony) that pumps a few billion dollars into a product that loses money? Or are you saying a random column on a website by "Dorvak" is going to finally "wake up" a bunch of people on Wall Street that in your estimation had absolutely no idea of how Microsoft works? I mean, because it's not like that's their job or anything like that.

      Are you claiming to be more knowledgeable than someone who works at Merril Lynch or some other sotck/fund management firm? Are you an analyst yourself? Have you ever worked in the securities market?

    2. Re:That's called dumping. by inkfox · · Score: 1

      Dvorak's accusation does nothing. Nobody with any clout pays attention to Dvorak, because he's a hack, making up shit for attention. That's why you only see this excrement on Slashdot. Slashdot has as much to with journalism as McDonald's does with an honest attempt to promote a healthy lifestyle with its customers.

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  150. Retraining Costs? by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What's with eliminating the standard menus that every other Windows program uses? - Oh, they're eliminating those too.

    So much for the bogus issue of retraining costs keeping people from using free software. People waiting for Vista should just put GNU/Linux on their current hardware.

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  151. MSN? by awol · · Score: 1

    Whats this MSN I keep seeing everyone talk about in this thread?

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  152. "Dvorak is right" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You lost me.

  153. IE = Mosaic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS licensed Mosaic. Talk to the creators of Mosaic if you want to assign blame.

  154. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by spectecjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dvorak is right: the expense of IE development could have been spent elsewhere, and MS would be none the worse off if they bundled somebody else's browser.

    Hmmm... tell that to Quicken or any number of other software apps which use IE for the UI solution. IE isn't just a browser - it's the HTML rendering component for the entire OS. And at the time it was first being developed, Netscape's HTML renderer wasn't componentized - which is yet another reason why they lost the browser wars and both AOL and Quicken went with IE instead of Netscape.

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  155. The Next Web was Grey by twitter · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, but anyone who claims all links on all websites everywhere are "supposed to be" blue with underlines clearly has absolutely no idea about branding, design or the fact the web has moved on in the past decade. Maybe all the clothes you wear should be grey, all the furniture in your house should be bright orange ... [blah blah] ... I'd hate to see the ugly grey sludgy mess the web would be with people like you making design decisions.

    Ah yes, it's true the first web pages were seen in grey scale. The links were underlined and turned blue in color. It seemed to have worked then and it's still a choice most browsers give the user. Interfaces have moved on and some people have fun with successfully and not so successfully.

    The M$ people have yet to catch up with the overall UI provided by Next. Window Maker is a much easier to use desktop than any version of Windows. Enlightenment is better than either.

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    1. Re:The Next Web was Grey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The links were underlined and turned blue in color.

      What a link looks like depends on the person who designed the page. I don't understand what you're trying to say here. Are you implying that every page should look the same? That's the point the OP was arguing against.

      It seemed to have worked then

      A lot of things work and a lot don't.

      The M$ people have yet to catch up with the overall UI provided by Next.

      This is an amusing comment (or just incredibly dumb), but I still don't see your point. We are talking about web design and you're comparing NExT to Windows...? And Enlightenment...? What exactly is your point here? What's with the "M$" deal?

    2. Re:The Next Web was Grey by twitter · · Score: 1
      AC asks:

      We are talking about web design and you're comparing NExT to Windows...? And Enlightenment...? What exactly is your point here? What's with the "M$" deal?

      The article is all about what a second rate piece of work IE and Vista are. The author argues Vista is so poor because M$ wasted resources on IE. I agree with the author and offer examples of both by people who have better things to do than break other people's code. Get it yet?

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    3. Re:The Next Web was Grey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree with the author

      Really? Do you often find yourself in agreement with Dvorak, or is it just this one time?

      and offer examples of both

      Are we looking at the same posts here? "Both" what?

      by people who have better things to do than break other people's code.

      ... break other people's code? What? Who breaks other people's code?

      Get it yet?

      No, you must be talking about something else. The topic of the article and what you've said so far are two very different things. I'd tell you the difference if I understood what you are talking about.

  156. Control of the internet by Jerim · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is what this is about. He who controls the browser market, determines how billions of people view a webpage. If your browser is the number one browser, you determine which technologies make it and in what form. You are also free to include things in that browser to track what people search for, what type of connection they have, and you can even do targeted ads toward that user.

    Don't be so short sighted to think that Ia web browser is a trival thing. It is the means by which a company can control one of the greatest tools of commerce in the history of mankind.

  157. From what I remember... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    ...the talk at the time was Netscape positioning itself as a vendor of "Network Application Servers" (my term), basically HTTP servers for the backend, designed to work best with Netscape Navigator - to allow corporations (and/or Netscape themselves) to serve up an OS and applications to the user through the browser - in essence, turning every computer with Netscape Navigator into a "Network Computer" whereby your data follows you whereever you can login with Netscape.

    The idea was pretty bold at the time - elimination of the OS (at least as it is currently conceived) on the desktop, no less. Everyone was on this bandwagon (IBM had the NetStation, Sun had their own network terminals and Java, SGI dabbled, etc). I even remember a couple of guys who built a "WebOS" for IE using Javascript and some backend magic (basically doing a crude form of what is termed AJAX today).

    Microsoft went after this with a vengence because it would mean that their core product would be unnecessary - event their server OS would be unnecessary, because Netscape was supplying that as well in the form of the application server system. It was a business tactic that worked very well.

    Unfortunately (regarless of the merits of such a "Web Operating System", etc) - Microsoft may have set back personal computing by a decade or so (to their profit, to be sure!). I mean, look at what is happenning today - we are looking at "Web 2.0" applications, AJAX, WebOS's are springing up again... I don't know if all of this is just solutions in search of a problem, or if it is an idea so "insanely great" that it must be made real, even if a certain business doesn't want it. Will it fall on it's face this time? I don't know - but I do wonder where we would be today if what was happenning yesterday could have been let go to fruition (or death, as the case might have been). Instead, we have had to wait 10 years (almost) to "try again"...

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  158. Nah, They Know What They're Doing by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

    They put it out at a loss but make it up in volume. Microsoft is no idiot.

  159. Billions? by frostband · · Score: 1

    Assuming all IE programmers get 100k salary (yeah, right) then 10^9 / 10^5 = 10000 Assuming a constant amount of IE programmers for 10 years yields 1000 IE programmers per year How else have they lost money besides salaries? Note that I only used ONE billion...so there's still room to put the other billions.

    1. Re:Billions? by Mitiaj · · Score: 0

      You forgot about the managers.

      There are average 5-10 managers per developer. Each of them requires bonuses, options, severance package, stationary, luxury business trips etc. A couple of billions is just nothing for those vamp middle-level MS managers.

  160. Dvorak = Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy fell out of touch a long time ago.

    IE trouncing Netscape saved Microsoft's Windows monopoly from becoming irrelevent (or maybe it just delayed the inevitible).

  161. New project: fix Slashdotter to filter out Dvorak by sinewalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, I've found a new project to work on while on my train-trips home: alter the Slashdotter firefox plugin so that it filters out any post containing the regex "[jJ]onh [dD]vorak". Also any post made by Zonk.

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  162. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by tom2275 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't trying to be the OS company, they want to be the "computer" company... THE company. The real reason IE was introduced, for free, was to stomp out Netscape. Think about it. How big would Netscape be if IE hadn't come out? What other software would Netscape be working on? What other M$ markets would they be invading? 10 years latter, introduce Google. Swiftly thinking, M$ jumps into the search engine wars. Ooops, they're too late this time. Now Google is doing what M$ feared Netscape would have done.

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  163. Floating point basic for the apple ][ was MS by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Integer basic was written by Woz.

    FP was much better for everything but games. Integer basic was only better for games because it was first and had more games written for it.

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  164. Actually saw this by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    I actually saw (the result of) this access method about 25 years ago. The "bad guys" trolled an upscale neighborhood with a garage door code scanner. They got a hit on a house, backed a van into the garage, and closed the door from the inside. They used a chainsaw to extract the entire doorframe from the garage wall, and had pretty unrestricted access to the house at that point. They took a van's-worth of stuff and left, with nobody in the neighborhood seeing anything out of the ordinary. The cops suspect they used an electric chainsaw powered from the house - less noise that way.

    While this was an upscale smash-and-grab, I thought it was pretty well thought out.

  165. Dvorak is a green sandwich by epine · · Score: 1


    Dvorak is a green sandwich. You know, the sandwich you find at the back of your school locker on the last day of school in your grade three year. I could begin by listing his conceptual mistakes, but let's not, I'd rather save my fingers and forearms for my second career.

    I'll just pick one. The ActiveX play was part of Microsoft's crusade to queer Sun's Java as the "write once, run anywhere" network-enabled desktop platform of the future. Highly successful, too. Now Java is better known as "write once, debug everywhere". The MS ploy to "embrace and extend" Java was more of a bear hug than it could handle.

    Does Dvorak mention either Sun or Java in his childish tirade? Not once. Does Dvorak metion the seven billion dollars venture capital (IIRC) that gathered behind the Netscape storm cloud? Not once. No, Microsoft was too busy overreacting to butt nuggets like Dvorak, to hear him as he retells it.

  166. Why does anyone care? by Killshot · · Score: 1

    Yesterday it was Microsoft loses money on Xbox 360.
    Today it is Microsoft loses money on IE.

    We are not talking about some little startup here that people are watching to see if they make any money. Microsoft is a huge company, they make billions of dollars. They can afford to make mistakes, they can afford to experiment, they can afford to do things that we will never understand their motivation behind.
    So what if a couple things they do don't make money or don't make sense..

    1. Re:Why does anyone care? by Mitiaj · · Score: 0

      I guess BG doesn't care too. If I had a couple of zillions, I could eveasily muddle several billions on crap like Basic, IE or Melinda Foundation.

  167. My favorite example of this by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 1
    Because most people using computers aren't computer-literate.

    At my university, a secretary gave me a list of all the students in my class. The names were writtin in some fancy scripty font. I asked her to email me the file, so I could import it into a spreadsheet. When I got the file, I found it was a Word file, useless to me because my spreadsheet couldn't import those.

    So I asked her if she could send it to me in ASCII. She didn't know what I was talking about. So I said I wanted plaintext.

    So she sent me the SAME Word file. But the font had been changed to a more "normal" looking font.

    1. Re:My favorite example of this by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      I know the problem you talk about. My wife is a kindergardner and she used to do everything in Word. After I reinstalled her machine and removed Word and replaced it with OpenOffice.org she was confused at first. Then I showed her Writer and told her it's for writing letters to the parents. After that I showed her Calc and told her it is for making tables (Kindergardners make a lot of tables, usually just for printing... thus they do not include calculations as we are used to) Guess what? After a while she got to understand the differences and advantages of both systems. (Next up: explain styles in Writer to my wife... )

      They simply are uninformed....

      You should not have complained to the secretary: you should have *showed* her the right tool for the job. Frankly... You could have saved the friggin file as .txt in Word and import it with the import filters in Excel (Excel has excellent import filters for txt format, which OpenOffice.org seem to lack.... or I just didn't find them yet) Why exactly did you make her life hard, instead of actually helping her?

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    2. Re:My favorite example of this by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 1
      Why exactly did you make her life hard, instead of actually helping her?

      I could've added that I went back and showed her how to export to CSV, which I could use. I also explained to her that "plaintext is the format that Notepad uses." But that wasn't the point of the story, was it? :-)

    3. Re:My favorite example of this by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      No, it wasn't... And frankly she wouldn't have known what the format of Notepad was in the first place. I know... I was silly enough to become a CS teacher in HIGHSCHOOL and end up teaching Word/Excel.

      I have quit... I don't want of this sillyness anymore...

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    4. Re:My favorite example of this by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 1

      What you should have said was "I was silly enough to try to become a CS teacher..." since you obviously never did if all you did was teach Word/Excel. (Not that I blame you; I assume that's just what they made you teach.) Maybe they should rename their driver's ed class "Automotive Engineering." (Although the average driver's ed class is much better than the typical Word/Excel class that pretends it teaches computer literacy. Driver's ed classes at least acknowledge the existence of more than one kind of car, and tell students they need to get used to having some controls in different positions depending on the make.)

    5. Re:My favorite example of this by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that pretty much summarizes it. I have 2 hours of Pascal per week, that's the closest to "CS" I got to do. Last year, I also had some database classes, but it limited itself to one to two tables and that seemed to be too much for the kids. Oh, and it was Access.... Not a real database.

      It has come to my attention that the highest classes eventually get Sorting and stuff like that, but as far as I know you've got to be really lucky to get such a class. The majority is Word/Excel and I entirely blame our school system. Frankly, this kind of stuff does not belong in highschool.

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  168. In other news... by TenLow · · Score: 1

    This just in: Water is wet.

  169. More like turn on CSS... by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    My user CSS ensures that links are underlined. This is forced on. Otherwise, I get to play magic wand. Ditto for image links: if it's an image, it has a bright, blue border around it. Then I don't have to play magic cursor.

    I have seen too many people, "is that a link?" (mouses over it, clicks at it), "I guess not."

    I like taking the guessing out of the web. You can even set your user CSS so that you have to click on a flash before it can play! It's great.

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  170. Zero in the profits column by dbIII · · Score: 1
    there would be a zero in the profits column
    It has to be zero otherwise they will have to pay Spyglass a share of the profits are part of the original deal. With one cheap deal they took Spyglass out of the market and had a starting point to wipe out Netscape.
  171. Grammar Nazi by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    One of the key datums in marketing is...

    The plural of datum is data.

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    1. Re:Grammar Nazi by frederickroyceperez · · Score: 1

      Thank you

  172. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    But nobody needed MS to "extend" HTTP.

    That didn't stop MS from trying.

  173. To be more precise... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Much of Windows uses the MSHTML engine.
    IE also uses it.

    But IE does a lot more stuff. The stuff that is most problematic (aside from buffer overflow-type problems which happen all over in most OSs) is how it is tied to the Windows Scripting Host and the security model it uses to determine who can do what in which context. It also exposes an intractible number of APIs to audit.

    There were a couple real bad remote exploits that hit the MSHTML engine but not nearly as many as IE overall.
    Most problems that people run into browsing the internet and getting drive-by-hacked have to do with IE's not-so-consistent treatment of content from untrusted sources -- and then there's the issue of the LSP framework (something that should never have been introduced) -- the LSP should have at least had a very clear exposure to user space [i.e. control panel] so that changes to it could be detected.

    So it's not so much IE that's the security problem. It's all the bits and pieces that get tied together by it without enough thought or adequate protection.

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  174. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is undoubtedly a nasty company in many regards, a bully in the software industry. But Netscape, in the way the company was evolving, was just another nasty company with the smug assuption that they 'owned' the web market. Andreessen got up at the podium on a number of occasions and 'waved a red flag' at the Microsoft bull, boasting that web apps would take away Microsoft's desktop dominance. And Netscape was moving in that direction, adding proprietary tags and features to their browser that were tightly integrated with their Web Server technology.

    In one sense, Microsoft stomping Netscape saved us from the Monster that Netscape was becoming. Which is an obvious mixed blessing, because of the Monster Microsoft already was.

    But let's get over the warm-fuzzy feelings for Netscape. They were not a non-profit, and their code was very closed. In actuality, we probably have Microsoft to thank for the open-sourcing of Netscape (which, of course, just served as a base and impetus for Mozilla, as the rotting Netscape code had mostly to be thrown away).

  175. WINEdows for IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I keep Windows for testing sites in IE"

    [billg@redmond ~/.wine/c/Program Files/Internet Explorer]$ wine iexplore.exe

    Even after the problems I had compiling wine with 64 bit linux and installing IE 5, 5.5 and 6 (the installers use legacy 16 bit code which breaks under 64 bit *nix), I found it worth the effort. I can do all my browser compatability testing (MSIE, Firefox (windows), Firefox (linux) Konquorer (for KHTML as used in safari)) on one platform. For those of you running 32 bit linux, if you can't get IE running properly then it is time to turn in your geek card and buy an XP licence!

    IE is not an excuse to keep windows.

    Thanks to the Wine Developers Developers Developers at http://winehq.org/ for the great work!

  176. Guilty Pleasure by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    I know it's wrong, but I just love reading Dvorak's columns when he blathers on about apocalyptic doom for Microsoft.

    shiver :)

    MjM

  177. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Thunderbird1 · · Score: 1

    I don't know if people remember the pre IE days. Back then browsers weren't free and you didn't have much choice. I give MS credit where credit is due, without MS having a web strategy then the web as we know it today would still be a hobbyist toy and would not have gained the momentum it did.

  178. Nice article by kurkpeterman · · Score: 1

    Dvorak seems to sometimes make irrational claims to get attention (think the 'Will Apple Adopt Windows?' although bootcamp came close) but seems to get one right here. The msn.com connection is something to think about though...

  179. MOD PARENT UP by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 0

    I can't think of how many times I wanted to mod somebody (-1, Wrong).

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  180. Disagree by omry_y · · Score: 1

    Looking at raw numbers, this may be true, but, and here comes the but - IE managed to tie many organizations to Windows, and this makes changing to another OS next to impossible for such organizations.
    look at the bigger picture.

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  181. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by HeroreV · · Score: 1
    Even a broken clock is right twice a day, though.
    That's retarded. There are many ways a clock could be broken that wouldn't lead to it being right twice a day. A broken clock might not even have hands to show time. Some broken clocks may simply not be able to change the time but run at regular speed, so if it got off track (daylight savings change) then it would never be right again (or untill the next daylight savings change). And it's possible for a clock to run slower without being stopped dead.
  182. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... - missing steps by daninbusiness · · Score: 1

    Step 3:
    instead of patching IE holes and leaks, allow spyware market to develop and thrive.

    Step 4:
    Introduce MS-branded solution to these problems
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  183. Trolls and flamebaits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... flamebait? That's just a subset of troll.

    Actually, no, it's not. Or it shouldn't be. Unless you take a postmodern view of /. and state that the audience defines the moderations ...

    In theory, a troll is a comment that is deliberately written to provoke a response from the uninformed members of the audience who are reading. Writing is a good troll is an art form, and is most certainly not simply an assinine comment - it should be clear to the more clued readers that the author does not, in fact, agree with the outrageous statements he/she is making ...

    In comparison, flamebait is your typical assinine comment. It's just a dumb post made by a dumb /.er, who believes everything that he/she has written and deserves to be modded into oblivion because of it.

  184. Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. Here's Proof by Dobeln · · Score: 1

    ZOMG!!!11!! He's right!!!!11!! It's taking 98 % of my resources - I'm going to have to reboot!

  185. gotta love big d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have to love John Dvorak who dismisses strategy that he doesn't understand.

    John fails to reognize that Microsoft is fully aware of what they spend on nonrevenue generating products and that they could and do spend 10s of millions of dollars on programs that never see the light of day. for every IE you see, there are 100 more that never make it into beta. to say its the biggest mistake is to suggest that they couldn't lose a few billion and not flinch.

    this also suggests that Dvorak doesn't understand software devlopment, where hiring more code monkeys doesn't get your product done better or quicker.

  186. MOD PARENT UP by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

    Ha ha, how is this flamebait? It's hilarious! Not to mention true!

  187. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by somersault · · Score: 1

    If it was running slower then ti would still be right twice a day. He was making some kind of point that just because something is right once, doesnt mean it will always be right. I dont know why he was saying it, and his post appeared to have nothing to do with its parent, but meh. Only if it was working perfectly in sync with the solar system (eg at the exact right speed), but was off the real time by a certain amount of time (but not exactly an hour, otherwise it would be 'right' in a different time zone) would it never be right again.

    I need to go do some work and stop feeding trolls :/

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  188. Is that to ensure... by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

    Is that to ensure that no-one huffs and puffs and blows your house in?

  189. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by squoozer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    True enough but I can't help feeling they have lost focus. They developed IE ot "take over the web" but that's failed. What are they developing IE for now? I think they developed IE7 simply to save face.

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  190. Nit: MSIE also runs on MacOS, and under WINE by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    At least some versions run under Wine, I think.

  191. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Thunderbear · · Score: 1

    A market percentage of around 90% is not having taken over the Web?

    Pardon me ;-)

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  192. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of that 90% how many are people who would know what internet explorer was? maybe 10%? The rest don't click on the IE icon, they "start the Internut". When I consulted, myself and the other techs would change the browser to firefox and change the icon to IE and no one ever noticed.

  193. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

    If it was running slower then ti would still be right twice a day.

    You aren't right even once a day.

    A NON-RUNNING clock is correct twice a day, a slow clock is right only when the degree of slowness is an even multiple of 12 hours.

    A clock that loses 1 second per minute (i.e., takes 61 seconds to indicate one minute elapsed) will be one second off at one minuts, two seconds off at two minutes, etc.

    The number of seconds in 12 hours is 43200, so it would take that number of minutes for the actual time to match the indicated time. that is 43200 minutes, or 720 hours, or 30 days before a clock that lost one second per minute would again indicate the correct time.

    A clock with an AM/PM indicator would take twice as long, or 60 days to again indicate the correct time.

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  194. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by somersault · · Score: 1

    I guess I was thinking of slow as just being verrrry slow (as in basically stopped anyway), rather than a second or so slow.

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  195. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

    I don't know if people remember the pre IE days.

    Yes, I do. I remember GEnie, CompuServe, and BBS software. I remember Gopher, Veronica, and Archie. I remember xmodem to get files, and how Kermit was so impressive in its' ability to RESUME an interupted download, instead of restarting. I remeber upgrading to a 1200 baud modem and being amazed at the speed increase over my old 300 baud modem.

    Back then browsers weren't free and you didn't have much choice.

    Wrong. When the HTTP protocol was proposed, there were many implementations available, many for free. Remember that the protocol was being developed at public institutions and was almost always dependent on government support so was REQUIRED to be public domain. Some took the PD material and incorporated it into propriatary software (from the information contained in IE6.0 - "NCSA Mosaic(TM); was developed at the National Center for Supercomputing Applications at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.")

    without MS having a web strategy then the web as we know it today would still be a hobbyist toy and would not have gained the momentum it did.

    You see it half full, I see it half empty. The World Wide Web was a rock pushed off a cliff; it had momentum and impetus of its own BEFORE MS got involved in trying to hijack it for MS's profit. MS was a Johnny-come-lately to the web party, and only was able to join the dance by fairly underhanded means - they "licensed" a product from Spyglass (Mosaic) on a percentage-of-each-perchase-price basis then BUNDLED it with their OS - so Spyglass got a percentage of ZERO and went out of business.

    You are correct, MS had a web strategy; take over the internet so distributed computing and Java programming could not interfere with their OS monopoly. I would not say that there was a vision of the future they were trying to attain, rather a potential future they saw but were trying to block off.

    I would maintain that the web-as-we-know-it exists DESPITE MS's efforts to derail it.

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  196. Re:Definitely not 0 profit? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    You are 100% wrong. Before IE even existed I had NCSA Mosaic on my Windows 3.1 system. Later, long before IE was really usable, I had Netscape Navigator 2.0 on my Slackware Linux system - but Netscape 1.x predates IE, too. And let's face it, before Netscape invented tables, you could write a web browser as a shell script wrapped around telnet :P

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  197. Aww crap by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, ActiveX not DirectX. Brain fart. Oops.

    I've got DirectX on the brain lately...been writing an application that uses it and it got stuck in my head. Ah well - you know what I meant. :)

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  198. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Ever see a clock broken that ran fast? You can sometimes find a broken clock that's correct several times per hour. :)

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  199. Re:Definitely not 0 profit.. LOL well. Dvorak. by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
    I had this watch with lcd "hands" - 60 short lcd segments oriented radially with 60 long segments to indicate the minute hand. When it broke it was never right again. It'll be right when time ends, I suppose. I liked that watch.

    I don't know who made it or why.

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  200. Broken clocks by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    ^_^ Then, of course, there are digital clocks. There was a Star Trek book that made fun of that. "Even a broken chronometer is right twice a day, Data." "Really? I would think that a broken chronometer would not display and therefore it would never be right." "It's an old Earth saying, Data. I... don't know why they would say that, really."

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    1. Re:Broken clocks by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Haha. That's hilarious! Although I feel geeky lauging at it.

      I didn't know Star Trek was ever funny. ^_~