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Dell to Buy Alienware?

An anonymous reader writes "Well, looks like rumors are flying, and Dell may have bought Alienware according to an article on cnet. It really would fit Dell well. They are the last big manufacturer not to use AMD, and this would fill that void. Acquiring this company would also help them grow their business to where they want it to be ($80 billion anually). One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition."

309 comments

  1. New Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude.... you're getting an Alien!

    1. Re:New Ads by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that could alienate the customers ;-)

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    2. Re:New Ads by killproc · · Score: 1


      How in the world can a first post be "Redundant"?

      How about this one...

      "Easy as ... an anal probe"
      "Dude, you're getting...abducted"

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    3. Re:New Ads by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even better, if your pal's getting a suped-up gaming rig from Alienware, you can annoy him by telling him he's getting a Dell!

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    4. Re:New Ads by Thundermace · · Score: 1

      This should have a disclaimer that reads: Imbibing any liquid while reading about the possible new ad campaign can cause uncontrolled laughter with possible nasal leakage accompanied by choking

    5. Re:New Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'How in the world can a first post be "Redundant"?'

      If I FPed saying "grass is green", that would be redundant, because everyone knows it already.

      Also, there is no -1 stupid, -1 wrong, -1 not funny... so people use whichever -1 they feel like.

    6. Re:New Ads by websaber · · Score: 1

      there should be a moderation level for puns. I'm just not sure if it should be + or -

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    7. Re:New Ads by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would be a real shame if this were true. Like the article says, Alienware is committed to offering consumers and businesses with the best high-performance, innovative PC products on the market. Dell is not, and I don't see the Alienware corporate culture overrunning the Dell culture if this should happen. They'll just keep chugging out Dell stuff and take advantage of Alienware's good name until the public catches on to the fact that the name isn't what it was. In the corporate world, the value of a good reputation is how many fools you can sucker into buying shitty products at large margins before that reputation is used up.

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    8. Re:New Ads by Frankie70 · · Score: 1


      Dude.... you're getting an Alien!


      I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

    9. Re:New Ads by MyNameIsEarl · · Score: 1
      Alienware is committed to offering consumers and businesses with the best high-performance, innovative PC products on the market.
      Isn't that what Dell's XPS systems are supposed to be as well?
    10. Re:New Ads by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Alien is committed to offering its customers the most cutting edge cases... with pretty good equipement.. for the highest margins possible. As an exercise, price out building an equivalent system to any of their offerings from components, except for the crazy case.

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    11. Re:New Ads by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      I knew Alienware was over when I saw their boxes for sale in Best Buy a couple years ago.

    12. Re:New Ads by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Alienware is committed to offering consumers and businesses with the best high-performance, innovative PC products on the market.

      I have to give it to them for finding a way to compete on something besides price, they pretty much invented the high end gaming PC market and showed how much you could overcharge for them. I'm pretty sure the only innovation they made was offering to support overclocked systems. And I'm stunned that they have a server line, I guess some of those gaming kids got jobs.

      And yes, Dell's XPS systems are supposed to be higher margin, performance and style oriented systems. They also have a specialized support groups which give high levels of service to customers of this high end line. But they never overclocked their systems. I have one myself, but then I got more than 40% off (my 24" LCD was under $700 when it was brand new). It's monsterous and gaudy, but its rock solid and fast, too.

      As for Dell needing help with AMD, I can't imagine it would take more than them deciding to get their taiwanese OEM's to build boards to their specs to make the conversion, the minor differences between AMD vs Intel on teh software side are really less than going from P4 to P4 w/HT. I'm sure AMD would bend over backwards making sure that the AMD systems cost less to support.

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    13. Re:New Ads by Augmento · · Score: 1

      bleh. alienware has been cutting corner recently. i think they will fit right in with dell. now, if m-tech got bought out then i would be disappointed.

    14. Re:New Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new Dell overlords.

    15. Re:New Ads by taylortbb · · Score: 1

      As an International (Canadian) customer of Alienware, I am really excited by this announcement. Although Alienware's machines are well built, their customer service for people not in the US isn't just bad, it's absolutley horrible. One person I talked to thought Canada was overseas! I had to pay for shipping for a warranty exchange, my computer was delayed, and no body there knew anything or had the authority to do anything.

      I've owned 2 Dell machines and both have been reliable (6 years and 3 years now). They don't have great performance on their standard line but their XPS line matches Alienware for performance. If Dell can leave the way Alienware build's their machines alone but overhaul their customer service I will be very happy.

    16. Re:New Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im posting here as anon. coward just cause i dont feel like taking the time to create a account.

      I work for Dell.. Im the guy you call for support and I can tell you flat out Dell does care for our customers... its the customers that dont take the time to read the warrenty on the system and know just what Dell will and wont provide. So when mean old Dell wont replace a 5 year old out of warrenty system becuase some dipshit cant load the latest version of office on his system because he lost software he bought from another company (or a hundred similar senerios that I deal with on a daily basis) does not mean Dell doesnt care.... it means the guy on the phone wants something for nothing and we wont provide it.

    17. Re:New Ads by anakin99 · · Score: 1

      I personally don't like at ll dell buying alienware. I've had 2 from them already and the first one was a complete disaster with defective parts which wasn't their fault but when the computer finally crashed and they had to replace it which took having to deal with the vice president they said it would be ready in a week and it took a month to get me the new computer. My aim and yahoo names are on here and so is my email if you have any questions about my experience or lack of good experience just ask.

  2. Customer service? by Widowwolf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition." Whoa!..Alienware has so many post purchase CS complaints...Hell its hard to even talk to a competant rep once you get your laptop/desktop..When i ordered mone in November 18, 2005...and the did not get it to me until January 31 2006..Thats a little bit of a problem..You actually think Dell buying them out will help this..Maybe the will help with the 8 Stuck pixels that my laptop came with, that Alienware CS is still insisting that they will not replace the laptop for, because it is not center of the screen..When has it ever been ok to release a completely faulty product!

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    1. Re:Customer service? by mgblst · · Score: 2, Informative

      Laptops with stuck pixels has always been a problem - and one that most manufacturers will not return. And I think it is unreasonable for them to do this (although it would also really annoy me, having stuck pixels)

      IBM always did well in this reguard, with a 30-day no questions asked return policy.

    2. Re:Customer service? by Talian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of my worst computer related service ever was from Alienware.

      Bought an aurora 7500, floppy was DOA, took 26 days to get a new one thanks to their ineptitude. Machine randomly locked on cd insert thanks to their extra software, bios had problems, chipset fan died (twice). Now given, sometimes machines have problems, but the techs were just horrible, unskilled, and without a clue. I was regularly hung up on, ignored, and given the run around. I would have sent it back, but they were going to charge a 20% restocking fee.

      Biggest mistake I ever made, won't happen again.

    3. Re:Customer service? by PFI_Optix · · Score: 4, Informative

      Eight stuck pixels is excessive.

      When I worked phone support for laptops, the policy was three within a centimeter, four in the arbitrary "center", or seven overall. If they won't warranty eight stuck pixels because some of them aren't "in the center" then their warranty sucks.

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    4. Re:Customer service? by F_Scentura · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Maybe the will help with the 8 Stuck pixels that my laptop came with, that Alienware CS is still insisting that they will not replace the laptop for, because it is not center of the screen"

      http://4help.alienware.com/cgi-bin/alienware.cfg/p hp/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=678

      Bullshit.

    5. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is no way it could be ill affected. It took me 6 weeks to get my brand spanking new machine fixed. I finally got the Tech Support Manager working with me directly, after a month of fighting with their 1st and 2nd level support. I have to say they were the worst company to work with I have ever seen.

      On the other hand I really like the machine now that it works properly but I dread the day I have to call if something breaks.

    6. Re:Customer service? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, because it never happens that a company's customer support reps don't follow the written guidelines published by said company. Just because somebody somewhere wrote something, doesn't mean that's the policy that's actually followed. Go cruise the BBB Online sometime, and see how many places get hit for not following through on their stated policies.

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    7. Re:Customer service? by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also don't underestimate the return policies of some big box retailers who have a lot of push over the manufacturer. I know that both Wal-Mart and Sams Club will take back a laptop for any reason but you'd be buying an off-the-shelf model instead of a custom built Alienware. In fact, Sams Club has a 6 month return policy on laptops and desktops. That's not a typo. 6 months! Few questions asked. I'm not sure about the other big boxen since I haven't bought laptops or dekstops anywhere else. I wouldn't advise buying anything as expensive as a laptop somewhere where they won't at least offer replacement with a new item (not a refurb) if I'm not 100% happy.

    8. Re:Customer service? by ananke · · Score: 1

      oddly enough, we tried to purchase one in mid/late November. At the end of January, we decided to cancel the order, because of this delay. It took us a week to cancel it, with the sales reps calling 'are you sure you want to cancel it?'.

      As soon as we tried to cancel, the first response was 'the parts will be here in 4 days!'. The same afternoon 'Ohh, the parts just came in!'. Whatever. We ordered a dell, with better specs for the same price [no wonder, it was two months later], and it came in two weeks later.

      Thanks, but no thanks.

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    9. Re:Customer service? by Dining+Philanderer · · Score: 1

      I have read quite a bit about the so-called "BBB"
      If you are relying on them to give you any information about doing business with someone you are in big trouble>br>

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    10. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is a dead pixel in the red line surrounding the center quadrant (#5), that pixel will be considered to be part of the center quadrant.

      Since when is 1/9 of the screen a quadrant? I hope their tech support is better than their English comprehension.

    11. Re:Customer service? by Fozzyuw · · Score: 2, Informative

      I spent the last month or so researching Alienware as I really wanted to buy one of their desktops. After talking to their Sales Rep online 2x and on the phone 1x I had one of those gut feelings that what I just experianced wasn't what I expected. So, I started googling "alienware sucks/problems"

      What I found out started to make sense once I realized that my conversation with sales reps was on par with peoples attempts at talking to customer service reps on getting issues with their machines resolved.

      I was a sworn Dell hater do to my untimely resolved of laptop issues I had with my Inspiron 8100. But after I thought about it some more, I realized that despite the fact that their 'depot' kept returning my computer telling me it wasn't broken (and me opening it back up to find it still was), working with Customer Support wasn't all that bad for Dell (except the 40+min wait times on hold which I actaully expect). That fact that my laptop has traveled the world multiple times, been banged around in a bag hiking to school and back, and I only had a hard drive go bad on it once in 6 years? Not to bad really.

      Then I read that Alienware takes forever to send you a replacement part, to order your computer in the first place, or to fix it themselves (despite an onsite warrenty they will never allow you to use apparently).

      So, I had a choice. Take a dell, have it parts arrive the next day. Or get an Alienware with a sweet case but take weeks or longer to get an issue resolved on average. Where Dell will take forever in a bad scenario. So, I picked the lesser of two evils and saved a few $100 and had a much better experaince talking to the sales rep (who still admited that I was more technical than himself)

      If Dell bought Alienware, it would be good. They would have a great high-end gaming market and be able to at least get orders processed faster. You'll still have to talk to someone in another country and wait 45+min on hold. But at least you'll get your replacement parts or computer quickly!

      heck, my XPS 600 was ordered on Friday and was shipped by Monday. Compared to Alienware's 3 week standard time... if you don't have issues. Apparently that could even take months.

      With the deadpixel thing. LCD's will have dead pixels... ask people like me with a PSP that has some. LCD's are made such that there might be one or two dead pixels. It's just a technology that is that difficult to produce 100% that it's an acceptable business cost/risk. How many pixels and their location often determine if the screen should be sent back.

      Cheers, Fozzy

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    12. Re:Customer service? by el_dickman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hear, hear. There is a reason that they have made their forums for paying customers only. If more potential customers had to read of the crap that many Alienware customers have had to go through they never would buy. I wouldn't be surprised if there are vehement responses to this thread since there are rabid Alienware fans out there that basically bleed "neon green." Alienware had the worst quality control and customer service of any company I've ever dealt with. My extremely poor experiences have kept 3 of my friends from purchasing from this vendor, and at least two more of my friends online have done the same. Could be a great match for Dell, though. In my experience their customer service and quality can only go up.

    13. Re:Customer service? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      I second that. My machine actually came with a dead secondary IDE controller; they had to put a discrete controller card in the box just to get the CD drive running (I was all sorts of confused by the extra invoice in the box until I opened it up the first time to see what was broken). Lo and behold, the rest of the chipset fried a few months later, and it took a month or so to get the new motherboard (a rather lesser part, I might add. The economy version of the board that was in there).

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    14. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. When I purchased my Alienware PC I ended up in a hugely entertaining argument with them, due to their refusal to honour a promotional offer I signed up to when placing my order. I had to begin legal action against them in order to entice them to co-operate.

      Service since then hasn't been much better. I've had a support call open with them since the end of last year regarding problems I have logging on to their support page. I had one request for further information (duly supplied), then nothing.

      The machines may be technically impressive and aesthetically pleasing, but the customer service stinks.

    15. Re:Customer service? by BdosError · · Score: 2, Informative

      All I have to say is see my domain name. Throught that I've collected a number of other peoples complaints, but I'm too lazy to post them. But Someday(tm).

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    16. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Throught"? Crap, I even previewed. Grrr.

    17. Re:Customer service? by Asphalt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Laptops with stuck pixels has always been a problem - and one that most manufacturers will not return. And I think it is unreasonable for them to do this (although it would also really annoy me, having stuck pixels)

      They always replace mine or the credit card charge gets disputed and I have never had to pay it.

      When they tell me it is "industry standard", I tell them to feel free to send it to "The Industry" who should be thrilled with it, but that it is not up to my standard.

      LCD technology is no longer bleeding edge. Do I know how many components go into making a 1600x1200+ LCD screen? Yes. But I have seen enough perfect ones to know that they exist in huge numbers.

      Why should I pay the same price for 5 burned pixels that someone else paid to get a perfect screen?

      An LCD with ANY burned out pixels is ... defective. Period. I don't care what anyone says, burned pixels are a pain in the ass, and when you have forked out $3,000 for a machine, they stick out like a big middle finger.

      I buy Samsung panels because they have a zero dead pixel policy. They also have competitively priced displays. Apparently it can be done without a company going into bankruptcy.

      It's just easier and cheaper to have you accept a mistake by quoting "Industry Standards" which are no any more legally binding or carry any more weight than my preference for chocolate ice cream over vanilla.

      Set your personal consumer standard. If it is not met, dispute the charge until it is met. If it is between that, or a chargeback, you will get your display replaced 99% of the time.

      I've had to go through this dance 3 times, and have never settled for a fried pixel.

      For the consumers that don't care about burned pixels, "slightly imperfect" LCD's should be offered to those consumers at a discount.

      That way, everyone gets what they pay for.

    18. Re:Customer service? by iocat · · Score: 1

      These problems are irritating, but the fact that Alienware keyboards have the tiny backspace key has always kept me from ordering. If I'm buying a cool looking PC with matching keyboard, I want to be able to use it!

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    19. Re:Customer service? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      Doesn't Samsung's "zero dead pixel policy" only apply in Korea? In any case, I refuse to buy anything with an LCD anywhere except at places that give full refunds if you're unsatisfied in any way with the product. (eg: Future Shop, Staples, London Drugs) Otherwise it's just too much of a pain.

      It's a shame, because I was interested in the Dell Latitute X1, but I couldn't find it from a 3rd party vendor, and their Dead Pixel Policy stinks.

    20. Re:Customer service? by Asphalt · · Score: 1
      Doesn't Samsung's "zero dead pixel policy" only apply in Korea?

      There was an annoucnement here in the USA some time ago. I believe ./ even carried an article about it.

      In any case, I refuse to buy anything with an LCD anywhere except at places that give full refunds if you're unsatisfied in any way with the product. (eg: Future Shop, Staples, London Drugs) Otherwise it's just too much of a pain.

      Makes sense.

      It's a shame, because I was interested in the Dell Latitute X1, but I couldn't find it from a 3rd party vendor, and their Dead Pixel Policy stinks.

      Does Dell still offer the 30 Day no-questions-asked money back garantee, or have they scrapped that?

    21. Re:Customer service? by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      NOt only that but they have been known to remove "critisizing" post from thier forums..Yeah censorship..well they are a chinese company!

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    22. Re:Customer service? by steelerguy · · Score: 1

      So glad someone pointed this out! The support I received from Alienware AFTER purchasing a $4,000 laptop was quite simply the WORST customer service I have ever gotten from ANY company (this includs very cheap take out joints yo quiero). They did not want to honor their 30 day return policy and tried to push the issue back until the time had expired. Had to get credit company involved to nullify the transaction.

      Alienwares customer service really has no where to go but up.

    23. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a good way to get charged with fraud.

      Industry standard has gotten better, but having worked for
      an authorized sony,toshiba,sharp service center, 7-13% was
      considered within normal defects and not covered under warranty.

      We replaced most at our own cost, or returned them after some
      "shipping damage".

    24. Re:Customer service? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Costco has a similar policy on computers: return within nn-months (I think it's also 6 months) and no questions asked.

      As to Alienware's service, search on gripe2ed.com for a host of complaints all in one convenient location.

      [disclaimer: I build my own PCs and have no stake in this one way or the other.]

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    25. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are laptop brands out there which also boast ZERO-visibly-defective pixel policies, the brand my company carries does. They don't compete on price though, and they actually run stress tests on every single laptop they build. They use a lot of the same chassis and motherboards that Alien uses BTW, but they choose higher-end video and Wi-Fi chipsets. I've seen Alien laptops ship with mini-PCI Wi-Fi cards whose drivers do not allow you to enter WEP keys. Well, it will let you type them it, but will not apply or save the settings.

      Want a $699 or $899 laptop? Don't expect a reasonable defective pixel policy. Want to pay a lot for a crappy laptop? Buy an Alienware and get a compal or asus case with a custom weird-looking translucent face on the lid, a geeky "identification card," lousy turnaround times, a vendor-friendly (anti-customer) defective pixel policy, and the inability to log in to download drivers from the Alien site if you lose that card.

      Posting anon so y'all know I'm not just trying to push our products, I'm just telling it like it is.

      FWIW there is only a handful of laptop manufacturers - everyone else (including Sony, Dell, Thinkpad, APPLE, etc.) orders the chassis and motherboards from that handful. Some choose off-the-shelf components and put the money into carefully selecting low-failure-rate components. Some choose the absolute cheapest they can get. The rest (Dell, Alien, Thinkpad) put their money into specing "branded" cases to make their laptops look like they're not actually Asus, Compal, Mitek, etc. laptops, and just pick whatever components are priced the lowest for a lot of 10,000 that day.

    26. Re:Customer service? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      What are you calling fraud?

      Disputing a charge because a company delivered a defective product and refuses to make good on it? I'd say he's well within his right to demand a chargeback, especially on a big-ticket item.

      Know that there ARE whitebox laptop manufacturers out there boasting a failure rate of under 2% and also offer ZERO-visibly-defective pixel policies.

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    27. Re:Customer service? by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      I've had no less than 10 laptops, only 1 had *1* dead pixel, and that was a 2 year old model that I got from eBay. People should either demand a better product, or a reduced rate. Afterall, that's how CPU manufacturing works. If there's a certain percentage of failure on that CPU, they knock down the frequency and sell it for less.

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    28. Re:Customer service? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Besides, this is Alienware we're talking about. The whole point is you pay through the nose for your dream computer. There's something wrong if Alienware has no more quality control than Packard Bell (or whoever else makes crap PCs these days).

    29. Re:Customer service? by udjet · · Score: 1

      I find this really hard to believe. I had excellent customer service with my laptop. They even sent me a new one in 4 days with less than a month left on my 2 yr warranty. As for their dead pixel policy it is 1 in the center and more than four anywhere else. It's all in the paperwork...

    30. Re:Customer service? by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      Well you can talk to one of the 14 reps i have gone through to challenge this. If you look through the rest of the comments on just this post, you sill see how many peopel have problems with them..Not just me

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    31. Re:Customer service? by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Dell's dead pixel policy is completely irrelevant. So there are 3 pixels out and it pisses you off... say "I have 7 pixels out." The service guy comes, never looks at your display, and the service is completed without you ever looking back. I've done this at least 3 times and it has been problem free.

    32. Re:Customer service? by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      "Yes, because it never happens that a company's customer support reps don't follow the written guidelines published by said company. Just because somebody somewhere wrote something, doesn't mean that's the policy that's actually followed."

      Fair enough. Point being, it *can* be replaced without any further trouble.

    33. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alienware is owned, run, and manufactured in Miami.

    34. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email forums@alienware.com for support login issues. They can resolve your issue by the end of the day.

    35. Re:Customer service? by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      This is why I just bought a laptop from Falcon Northwest.

      One pixel dies/gets stuck and I can overnight the thing back to them at no added cost to me.

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    36. Re:Customer service? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      Does Dell still offer the 30 Day no-questions-asked money back garantee, or have they scrapped that?

      They changed it to a "total satisfaction return policy". Nice how they squeeze the 15% restocking fee in there... o_O

      8. Return Policies. Under Dell's "Total Satisfaction Return Policy", end-user Customers who buy Dell-branded products directly from Dell may return them to Dell up to 30 days after you receive them for a refund of the product purchase price if already paid. You must prepay return shipping charges and insure the shipment or accept the risk of loss or damage during shipment and the refund credit will not include any shipping and handling charges shown on your invoice, and will be subject to a fifteen percent (15%) restocking fee, unless otherwise prohibited by law. Dell's "Total Satisfaction Return Policy" does not apply to Dell | EMC storage products. Dell's "Total Satisfaction Return Policy" can be found online at www.dell.ca or on request.

    37. Re:Customer service? by Pyrion · · Score: 1
      Oh, speaking of customer service, this morning I fired off an email asking them to partition the drive so that Windows sits on a 20GB and the rest is left alone (preventative maintenance).

      ONE MINUTE LATER, I get a response from the sales rep, and it's no problem whatsoever.

      :o

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    38. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not hard to censor their forums when the posts are moderated. Moderated, as in they only post your question (or response) if they deem it "nice". In addition, they almost *never* answer a question directly, but reply as such: "Please call our customer service department to arrange....."

      Lame, lame, lame. The ONLY way to get CS satisfaction with an Alienware problem is to post a review (if suitably horrid) on resellerratings.com, as they have people monitoring the feedback forums. All of a sudden, you'll make lots of new friends higher up the food chain at AW.

  3. WOO HOO! by w.p.richardson · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Overpriced computers with tech support from "Bob" in Bombay!

    All the while lining the pockets of good ol' Mike Dell.

    I'll keep building my own, thanks.

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    1. Re:WOO HOO! by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
      One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition."

      Please insert ten pages of laughter, Rofl, until the medics arrive to handle the heart attack this creates.

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    2. Re:WOO HOO! by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 4, Informative

      This sounds facetiously pessimistic, but the next time you're on an 800 number and you manage to get a hold of a human, ask them where they are. So often you will get India or they'll refuse to answer.

    3. Re:WOO HOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My particular favorite is "My name is Brian" in a heavy Indian accent.

    4. Re:WOO HOO! by dsgitl · · Score: 0

      If Indian call centers are an issue, it's been recommended to me to call a few times. It costs Dell quite a bit to pick up from India and the connect charges aren't cheap.

      But that could be urban legend.

    5. Re:WOO HOO! by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      i actually had one tell me his name was mike mackenzie, which made me laugh, since he couldn't pronounce mackenzie properly

    6. Re:WOO HOO! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0

      I said "what's your real name?" to one of these operatives the other day and the guy laughed like a drain. If he told me his name was Sanjeev or Sunil I wouldn't care at all - one of my best friends is called Sanjeev. Why the hypersensitivity?

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    7. Re:WOO HOO! by KingArthur10 · · Score: 1

      "Bwing us Bwian!"

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    8. Re:WOO HOO! by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      They probably use VOIP, anyway.

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      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
    9. Re:WOO HOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the while lining the pockets of good ol' Mike Dell.

      The computer industry would have been much better off had he stayed on the farm, where he belongs!

    10. Re:WOO HOO! by jfengel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm perplexed. I was under the impression that building your own got you better hardware and more flexibility, but not that it was cheaper. Basically, you could increase the high end, but that if you were looking for just-a-plain-computer you couldn't beat Dell's prices because you can't order the parts in the kind of massive bulk they do.

    11. Re:WOO HOO! by krem81 · · Score: 1

      That's a false impression. You can definitely beat Dell's prices by rolling your own AND have better quality components as well.

    12. Re:WOO HOO! by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Overpriced computers

      If people are buying them, then they're not overpriced.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    13. Re:WOO HOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +4 Informative? Most of the time call center employees are told not to give out their exact location because some of the customers can get more than a little upset.

      There was one American who wanted credit for his Internet bill, and he threatened to come up to the call center in Canada and "blow the brains" out of the manager he was talking to.

      Or the horror stories of people who didn't like the answers the reps told them, so they sent a thing of flowers to "BarName in FooCity" and then had a hit man shoot the person who walkedd out of the building with flowers. I'm not saying its common, but there is security policies in place for things like this, and its not just because they dont want you to know that they're in india.

    14. Re:WOO HOO! by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most of the time call center employees are told not to give out their exact location because some of the customers can get more than a little upset.

      I wouldn't really think India, the answer the GP poster was speaking of, really qualifies as an "exact location"... So you've narrowed the call center down to a region of 3.3 million square kilomters. What's the upset customer going to do, go there and beat up a billion people?

    15. Re:WOO HOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why do you think it's called New Delli, anyway?

    16. Re:WOO HOO! by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Of course, it was probably spelled "Raymond Luxury-Yacht"...

    17. Re:WOO HOO! by kermitthefrog917 · · Score: 1

      and a laptop??? As far as I know, Laptops don't come BYO quite yet... I may be wrong, and if I am, please let me know. (I'd be very interested in building a laptop for university next year) Assuming that you just don't build laptops, whats the best approach? How do you avoid Bob in Bombay while still getting a decent laptop?

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      I may be wrong but you're downright ugly!
    18. Re:WOO HOO! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Yes. They are.
      Just because a small percentage of consumers are too stupid to know it, doesn't make them not overpriced.

      You can build an exact copy of an Alienware laptop, minus the little alien head and flashy paint job, for $1800 LESS!
      This is proven - http://www.legitreviews.com/article/228/1/

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    19. Re:WOO HOO! by jcr · · Score: 1

      Just because a small percentage of consumers are too stupid to know it, doesn't make them not overpriced.

      Flunked econ 101, did you?

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    20. Re:WOO HOO! by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Well, your customers might stop being your customers if they find out YOU are one of the companies exporting their jobs overseas.

    21. Re:WOO HOO! by uiucmatse · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's the upset customer going to do, go there and beat up a billion people?

      If the customer is Chuck Norris, then, yes.

    22. Re:WOO HOO! by ElectricOkra · · Score: 1

      hsve to agree here... I just built my own system (AMD Athlon64 Venice Core 3500+ 2.2ghz, 2GB RAM, Asus MoBo, GeForce 6000LE, 2x120GB HDD, DVD Burner, 500W PSU and a sweet case) for under $1000 including shipping... the same system from Dell would have been twice as much...

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    23. Re:WOO HOO! by ender06 · · Score: 0

      All the while lining the pockets of good ol' Mike Dell.
       
      Pockets? Try bed and pillows. Although sleeping on a couple million bucks might not be as comfy as it sounds.

    24. Re:WOO HOO! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Actually I think I got a B+ in Econ... but that was many years ago.

      Goody goody for Alienware on making an "economically sound" business of ripping people off.
      My point was more about the stupidity of consumers, not "if someone buys it, it must be a valid economic strategy."

      Unlike said consumer, I know Alienware is overpriced crap. therefore, I would not be stupid enough to waste my money on it. My point is still valid.

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    25. Re:WOO HOO! by Crapshoot · · Score: 2, Informative

      You may, but its not correct. I bought a Dell XPS 400 through a bunch of coupons for 500 bucks last month - P4 2.8D, 1 GB Ram, 160GB drive, DVD-RW and CD-RW, X300 card (yes, I know its a crap card). If you put rhe components put together yourself, along with the cost of Windows, come out to about the same (or more likely) spending a little more. For me, the time commitment wasn;t worth it. If you're building a really nice rig, yeah you can do better. For a basic computer, they're fine because they can acquire the components far more cheaply than you can.

    26. Re:WOO HOO! by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw that TV series - "Walker: Texas Consumer Help Desk Advocate". The network pulled it after one season, the jerks. And it was just starting to build an audience. I think they pulled it because the Indian Ambassador complained after the "Bang Bang Bangalore" episode. That one did great numbers among unemployed U.S. programmers and call center guys, but the advertisers didn't care about that demographic, and so it was curtains for the show after that.

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      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
    27. Re:WOO HOO! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Typically speaking, you can build the same crap for less. Sometimes they have deep discounts because they're blowing out an old model they made too many of (sure, they do just-in-time stuff, but they still end up with motherboards and cases they want to ditch) but in general their prices are not amazing. The thing you get buying from dell is a single place to handle warranties and download drivers instead of having to deal with a bunch of individual vendors.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    28. Re:WOO HOO! by jcr · · Score: 1

      Goody goody for Alienware on making an "economically sound" business of ripping people off.

      If you know of Alienware putting a gun to somebody's head, or engaging in fraud, then file a charge with the appropriate authorities.

      Unlike said consumer, I know Alienware is overpriced crap.

      That's your opinion, not a fact.

      My point is still valid.

      Nope. Never was, still isn't.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    29. Re:WOO HOO! by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1

      The other advantage you get from a retail shop is design. This may not be quite as imporatant with newer desktop cases, but the OEM shops generally have their computers designed in such a way that everything looks more polished. Where this really shines, however, is in the laptop world. Other than for work, I've never bought a full computer. But every laptop I've owned (OK, so I've only owned two) has definately been a retail purchase (the most recent one an Alienware).

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      Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
    30. Re:WOO HOO! by krem81 · · Score: 1

      Why use Dell at all for a basic computer? Just get a refurbished eMachines from TigerDirect.com, it's much cheaper than any basic Dell even after all the coupons, and often comes with better specs.

    31. Re:WOO HOO! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that charging $3500 for something that has been proven to be worth $1600 is not overpriced? That is the very definition of overpriced. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=overprice d

      And the "crap" is not just my opinion, it is supported by scores of comments on this story, hundreds of comments and posts on other websites, and hundreds and hundreds of Better Business complaints within the past couple years. If thousands of people can attest to their products and service being crap, that's not opinion, that's a fact.

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  4. Great! by dei3oe · · Score: 0

    Awesome now Alienware will come with 200+ useless software titles. (oh and the hard drives will now crash on a 6 month basis)

  5. Introducing!.... by kclittle · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dellianware! (ba-dum-crash)

    Thank you, thank you, I'll not be here all week.

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    Generally, bash is superior to python in those environments where python is not installed.
    1. Re:Introducing!.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I'll not be here all week."
      Then Thank YOU! ;)

    2. Re:Introducing!.... by nuggetman · · Score: 0

      Mike... you built a computer... out of a DELOREAN?

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      ...and that's all there is to it.
    3. Re:Introducing!.... by Jim+Haskell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

      *ba-dum tish*

  6. Poseur systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to assemble your own system to join the ranks of the 1337!! Now does anyone know where I can find a replacement chipset fan for my ABIT mobo?

    1. Re:Poseur systems by Khyber · · Score: 1

      If you were 1337 you'd have your whole system submerged in Novec, screw fans ;)

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    2. Re:Poseur systems by mink · · Score: 1

      I dont think hard and optical drive like it much.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  7. Support Affected? by gurutc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All my rich uncles have either Alienware or Dell systems. These are users who need tons of support, and they are all equally happy. Also at the school district where I work we are 100% Dell. As long as the box is under warranty or service contract Dell is amazingly responsive to service and support needs.

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    1. Re:Support Affected? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Can I get a ticket to whatever world you're living in? I work in a shop where 100% of the PCs are Dell, and 100% of the PCs ordered by the fricking parent corporation are Dell, and I routinely have problems with them solving even trivial hardware problems without wasting hours of my freaking life.

      The people they send for onsite are generally substandard, and it takes a near eternity to get through online, compared to other corporate hardware support. If I've got a problem on the HP mainframe, I can have a guy here with the part in under three hours. We spend twice as much on dell, and they can't get us a new drive for an extremely critical server in 3 DAYS.

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    2. Re:Support Affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

      Bwahahahahahahahahahah!

      Thanks man. I needed a good laugh today.

      By the way, tell your dad, Michael Dell, I said "Hi".

    3. Re:Support Affected? by gurutc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's how we get good support from Dell:

      First we buy the higher-end support options from Dell.

      Second, and most important, we take the Dell Certified Service Engineer Exams. There is a cost to this, but by keeping Dell-Certified Techs onsite in our own organization we never have to sit on the phone while someone with less ability (or even no clue at all) tries to 'diagnose' the problem. We find the problem, order the part, and Dell ships it or sends a install tech the next day.

      Granted, we're a large organization with 20,000 or so systems, but the Dell Cert process is only a few hundred dollars and would pay even with a few hundred systems.

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      Moderation in All Things... Especially Moderation - gurutc
    4. Re:Support Affected? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      At my univeristy the techs hate dell.

      The computers will mysteriously stop using DNS even if you do a ipconfig /renewall. Their solution is to have a tech continiously run around campus with a floppy of a tcp/ip stack .dll. The drivers on the nics continiously keep recorrupting the dlls.

      Nice machines... not!@

    5. Re:Support Affected? by gurutc · · Score: 1

      Don't blame Dell for your driver problem. Blame Intel who makes most of the chipsets used in the embedded Dell network adapters. And are you auto-updating the drivers? If so, stop. Doesn't matter whose hardware you run that's a bad idea.

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      Moderation in All Things... Especially Moderation - gurutc
    6. Re:Support Affected? by gurutc · · Score: 1

      You mean my uncle Mike!

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      Moderation in All Things... Especially Moderation - gurutc
    7. Re:Support Affected? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I dont work there. Just go to school.

      But it is rather strange as I would assume it was a windows problem. But I have never heard of rebuilding tcp/ip stacks?

      Yes it is dells problem. They decided to use that adapter in their lineup and therefore are responsible for their systems and support. If they knew it was bad its their fault and should have made their own or used someone elses. Intel used to make the best aadapters around. Infact in 99 they were recommended for linux due to their low cpu usage and great driver support. Today they are a joke.

    8. Re:Support Affected? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I had decent experiences with Dell's support in 2000. My last PC that wasn't homebrewed was a Dell. It was an Inspiron 3700 laptop I purchased in 1998 or 1999.

      It blue-screened in 98 and 2000 alot because of a driver, but upgrading to XP and its version of the driver fixed the problem.

      In any case, I had 2 hardware problems during its warrantee. 1) The motherboard died. It would no longer charge or run off the battery even though the battry was half full. It was (supposedly) a faulty motherboard. It went back-and-forth in just a few days. 2) Bad CD Rom. They sent a replacement next-day-air along with a package to send the old one back.

      While those 2 problems were a bit excessive, I was pleasantly surprised how quickly everything got rectified. They used overnight air for both problems (back and forth) and maybe took a day to replace the parts.

      Meanwhile, my brother bought a Gateway from one of those Gateway country stores a few years later. When he needed a part replaced during the warantee it took even longer than the Dell. I found that amusing.

      In any case, with the exception of my PowerBook, all of my other PCs have been homebrewed. So I have no idea what their support is like now.

    9. Re:Support Affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, we have the exact same issue with Gateway. They keep shipping us DOA machines or dead-after-90-days machines. We keep wasting hours and hours of our time fixing them. Because we're "certified" they are supposed to reimburse us and give us special access to their technicians and parts. Getting reimbursements out of them is a bitch, their techs are typically clueless and just try to blow you off, and getting parts from them takes forever. The best was when they shipped us an entire order of high-end systems with video cards that did not support DVI, even though they had DVI outputs and the specs said they supported DVI. We called and they claimed they had already tested them so they had to work. We had multiple people wasting hours trying to figure out what was up. Finally we came back to them and said, this is what we have done - you guys are full of shit - you need to fix this right now. They sent a tech out who confirmed that DVI did not work and then about a month later a tech game out and installed a shitload of GeForce 6600's into every machine from that shipment. They wouldn't let us install them for some weird reason, but whatever... In my opinion all of the big system builders are crap. They produce poor quality machines and they provide poor quality support. If I could convince The Management we would do our own system building internally - I'm sure it would be cheaper overall, even if it cost a little more it would be worth it because we could run things so much more efficiently - when shit breaks we wouldn't have to wrestle with idiots to get a replacement part. When some department needs 20 new machines we can just throw them together and have them installed instead of waiting months like we do now.

    10. Re:Support Affected? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      All my rich uncles have either Alienware or Dell systems. These are users who need tons of support, and they are all equally happy. Also at the school district where I work we are 100% Dell. As long as the box is under warranty or service contract Dell is amazingly responsive to service and support needs.

      I hope you are joking. Dell ranks no where near the top for support/customer satisfaction and their consumer hardware tends to be some of the least reliable. I've put in orders for 100 or so identical desktop towers more than once. The results were usually 5-10 DOA, 5-20 with some hardware problem, and about 30% would have any given set of hardware internally. Usually in a given lot of "identical" machines we'd get about 3 different manufacturers of network cards, two graphics cards, and several other inconsistencies that did not matter as much. It makes using them in a test lab pretty bloody annoying.

      If you buy from Dell on a large scale you know to make sure to buy 15% extra hardware to swap out for the percentage of your hardware that is dead at any given point. Dell is fine about taking them back, but we never found that they were worth all the extra labor involved with keeping them running and shipping machines back and forth.

      But don't take my word for it, Consumer reports does a write up every year with machines they buy with their own coin, without letting the vendors know who the customer is. Their assessments are impartial and a boon to anyone who is interested in making an informed decision rather than justifying whatever decision they have already made. There are quite a few choices for better hardware and support.

    11. Re:Support Affected? by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Gateway has no fucking clue.

      Well, their phone techs are vaguely competent, though a pain to work with. They don't accept that you have done diagnostics already. Even when they are the ones that had you do it five minutes ago. But, for the most part, either they know how to diagnose a system or the scripts were written by someone who does.

      then, you get to shipping the part out. Confirming the address three times on the phone and it gets sent to the wrong place. Oh, and this is after half an hour waiting, and for the onsite techs, another half hour explaining they are the onsite tech not the customer. "no, I don't need to give you a credit card number, I'm not the customer, I'm the tech that is supposed to recieve the part and you sent it to the wrong place"

      Then after four times doing that, and the parts getting kicked back every time, they send three motherboards and four processors for a single laptop.

      The reason the techs are a pain to deal wiht sometimes is because Gateway fucks around with us at least as much as they do you. By the time they get their shit together, we've probably been dealing with them over their fuckups on this call for at least two weeks and we just want nothing to do with it. And of course the contract doesnt' let us openly blame gateway for it, we basically have to let it look like it is our fault.

      Then there is the truly insane design of many of their systems from a servicability standpoint. Gateways, except for standard tower systems, are horribly designed for servicability. A repair that would take ten minutes on a Dell will take at least 30 on the most closely equivalent Gateway.

      Not anonymous because I no longer have that job and thuse don't need to worry about getting fired for work bitch comments... can't exactly be a field tech when your car rolls over. Thank god for Hyundai engineering and construction though, the roof held up(down?) and I walked away from the upside down car.

    12. Re:Support Affected? by miller701 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are these Dimensions or Optiplexes? If you're buying 100 at a time, go with Optiplex! Much more stable than the "motherboard of the day" Dimensions.

    13. Re:Support Affected? by beejhuff · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is highly unlikely.

      First of all, if you REALLY have an HP Mainframe, you are paying a LOT in maintenance costs. I've never seen the actual costs for Himalaya support plans (only IBM 360's) but there is NO WAY that the costs are less than what Dell charges for even Premium Platinum Server Support per machine. I'm thinking the HP stuff would run probably a grand or two per month (and that's not that unreasonable since the mainframes start at the $250K mark - 10% of the value per year is normal for support).

      Dell's would be at max around a grand or two per year, which makes sense given their systems start at around the 2K - 3K range, though can obviously get up to the $10K - $20K range.

      If you had difficulty getting a hard drive (3 Days???) you didn't purchase the premium support plan, which will have a guarantee to have replacement parts ONSITE in 4 hours. Dell maintains distribution centers all over the world stocked with spare parts for these customers.

      If you have "Critical" systems, you spend the extra money on premium support, PERIOD. That's true if you buy from HP, IBM, Dell, or whoever. ABSOLUTELY NO VENDOR makes the 4-hour guarantee (which IMO is essential for anyone running "Critical" systems) without charging you extra.

      I'm a Dell employee, but these are not necessarily the opinions of my employer...you know the drill.

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      Bryan "BJ" Hoffpauir
    14. Re:Support Affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's how I get good support from HP. 1. Log in to my support account on HP's website. 2. Submit details of the problem icluding steps taking to troubleshoot. 3. Give them the serial # of the computer in question, and the spare part I need. 4. Have spare part waiting for me when I arrive at work the next day, or a tech if I asked for one. Several times I've gotten tied up and didn't put the ticket in till well after 5pm, and still had the part show up around 9am the next morning. No grief, no hassle, no tech support from India, no waiting on hold. I support Dell and HP at several companies. The average time I spend dealing with HP on a routine issue is 10 minutes per indicident. With Dell, it's an hour or more (and there are a more Dell incidents per 100 PCs than HP by 3:1). It's bad enough that I get hassled by the sales weenies -- they want to push the customer to Dell because we can bill more time, I push them to HP so they (and I) will be happier.

    15. Re:Support Affected? by hellraizr · · Score: 1

      heh, I know some of the gateway support reps. Reason being I lived right by the company they outsourced the support to. A little (ha!) organization called "The Answer Group" located on southgate blvd in margate fl, zip-c 33063. This company is the equivalent of the devil incarnate. They have around 5,000 people there at any given time, It is a gigantic IT sweatshop. They provide support for compaq, IBM, HP, some dell, comcast, gateway, bellsouth and a few others. They hire the absolute dumbest people I have ever seen. They claim they actually do not want someone with computer knowledge, they want someone to drink the koolaid and read what is scripted for them to say. They honestly have no skill what so ever and should not even be allowed to go near a computer.

      Most of the employees are pot smoking high school dropouts who were competent enough to pass a 10 question test and have atleast 2 years of experience working at *a* company. Those are their hiring requirements. Even the up-and-up's there are still total dumbasses when comparing to say mid-size to enterprise computing professionals.

      Most of the people that work there have no interest in IT, no future in IT and no IT skills. It is a computer related phone answering service. Probably this company more than any other has created the hell that is computer support today. If they had any level of quality control at all it would not be the way it is now. I trully hate this company and encourage anything negative toward them. /flame off

    16. Re:Support Affected? by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

      May you have to be rich and bribe someone at Alienware for good support, because I've had the WORST customer service experiences of my life with Alienware, and many other posts here bear that out.

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      That's gotta fit into your schema somewhere

    17. Re:Support Affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we have the same issue with Gateway - the model number is the same but the godamned hardware inside is different and they don't tell anyone! It's total fucking madness. We've had entire orders of the wrong model shipped to us or the correct model but with different hardware inside than what was supposed to be, we had one order recently where every single machine had a bad video card. We had another order where almost every single machine had IDE misconfigured (DVD + HDD on same channel, each was master - WTF?!?!). Currently we have about 20% of our most recent batch of machines exibiting bizzare PSU issues (power randomly cuts out) - the funny thing is if you reseat the cables the problem seems to go away. It creates a shitload of work for us and of course fucking management doesn't want to hire more people so everyone thinks we are incompetent because their brand new machine takes 3 months to get to them and then doesn't have the extra RAM they requested and then fucking breaks after two weeks and then takes another 3 months to get repaired because we have to wait that long to get a part.

    18. Re:Support Affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      We find the problem, order the part, and Dell ships it or sends a install tech the next day.

      We have several thousand HP desktops and servers. I did the same thing when i was doing desktops and non of us were qualified as HP technicians. We used the online HP support system. Basically, open a ticket on the HP support web site, describe what I need and I get the replacement part in under 2 days in the mail. Example:

      40GB HD part number XXX, I ran bios tests and it failed with code YYY. Please send replacement part ZZZZ.

      Maybe you can charge HP or Dell for your time as well if you are qualified with them?

      I am the network engineer now and I usually call HP directly for our servers. Thier server support team is very good and you do not get all of the first level crap you do with the desktop side, like make sure the unit is plugged in etc..

    19. Re:Support Affected? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Are these Dimensions or Optiplexes? If you're buying 100 at a time, go with Optiplex! Much more stable than the "motherboard of the day" Dimensions.

      I honestly don't remember what the model was at the time (this was 3 years ago at a previous job, although people still there complain about the problem persisting). All the machines did have the same motherboards and cases, it was just the rest of the parts that were inconsistent. Considering only some of those parts would work with the OS's we were deploying it was a real mess. The byword, however, was "cheap" as we were a small startup. It was pretty soon that those of us doing the work realized that cheap is not always cost effective.

    20. Re:Support Affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how dose one go about this to become a "Dell Certified Service Engineer"

    21. Re:Support Affected? by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      Here's how I get good support from Dell:

      Purchase support for the few servers (20) we have.
      Call up support and say I'm having problem with foo component.
      Wait up to four hours for the replacement part.

      I'm not sure why you have to have Dell Certified Techs on-site. I guess it would behoove you to do so if you have 20k+ systems, but in my experience it isn't necessary.

    22. Re:Support Affected? by gurutc · · Score: 1

      Here's an example of what being certified does. Powervault Tape Juke gets stuck tape. With top level support contract I call Dell and tech here today if possible or I spend 15 minutes I don't have on phone with Tier3 tech support who we always get to call first. But by being certified I just call Dell parts and say 'I need this, ship it.' It comes overnight with prepaid return box.

      Also, our low level techs out in field say 'box won't power up, what next?' I talk them through steps, decide its the power supply, and order the part, which comes next day. Nobody has to talk to Dell tech support if we feel we are sure we know the problem.

      It does especially pay because of our installed volume keeping us off the phone with Dell all day long. It really speeds up things if you can save 15 minutes per failure keeping it in house.

      How to get this? Go to https://warrantypartsdirect.dell.com/us/members/in dex.asp

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    23. Re:Support Affected? by gurutc · · Score: 1

      Yes you can charge Dell! Part of the program is warranty service reimbursement for labor that you do.

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  8. Obligatory grammar pedant by graemecoates · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's affected not effected.

    Effected means to have actioned. Affected means influenced by.

    1. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not to mention that it should be hyphenated. Ill-affected.

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    2. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by illtron · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that for this particular use, but the rules surrounding hyphenation can be kind of a gray area depending on what writing style you're following.

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    3. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "have actioned"

      Do you call yourself a grammar nazi? Go outside and think about what you've done.

    4. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by geeber · · Score: 1

      Effected means to have actioned. Affected means influenced by.

      Self-styled pedants should be more careful about ending sentences wit prepositions.

      Note: I am not a pedant.

    5. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by AlvySinger · · Score: 1

      The quick to criticise should proof their posts too... (Only joshing.)


      As for prepositions isn't this style rather than grammar? This is a genuine question, honestly.


      The case in support of being a style guideline rather than a rule is the first sentence of Dickens's (there goes another thread) A Christmas Carol: "Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that." None of the alternatives seem quite as poetic or immediate.

    6. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by EvanED · · Score: 1

      As for prepositions isn't this style rather than grammar? This is a genuine question, honestly.

      I think it mostly is. You'll probably find a few staunchy English teachers who want you to abide by that rule, but I think most people are pretty accepting of it even in formal writing, at least if not overused. (Like split infinitives.)

      But one thing I'll point out is that I'm not sure that "by" in the poster's comment was really being used as a preposition. I would say that "influenced by" is acting more as a compound noun.

    7. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by geeber · · Score: 1

      Actually I was only joshing, too. I personally hate the so-called-rule of not ending a sentence with a preposition. It can lead to some awfully strange constructions...

    8. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by garyok · · Score: 1
      Self-styled pedants should be more careful about ending sentences wit prepositions.

      Pfff! I've always gone with Winnie on this one. On hearing an editor had changed his text to avoid ending a sentence with a preposition, Winnie said "This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."

      I like English better than any other language because it's a complete whore. Not like that stuck-up cow French - with it's Académie Française chastity belt. All rules and élitism and nobody getting a bit of touch. English'll take pretty much anything from anywhere. And it'll put it in places you never thought it would fit.

      But even whores have their standards. Introducing "actioned" is the linguistic equivalent of locking the aforesaid whore with Mike Tyson in a sound-proofed and windowless room, him with one nostril full of coke and the other full of Viagra.

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  9. Hardware and Support by Penguinoflight · · Score: 4, Informative

    AlienWare starts systems with about the same level of hardware as Dell. Last time I looked at their lineup, they were trying to sell a system with embedded video. We know how bad Dell support is, and they will likely move their alienware support devision to india too. The only good thing I can see coming of this is lower prices. This really makes sense, if you want a high quality system and support, you should go to a PC shop or a friend.

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    1. Re:Hardware and Support by RubberDogBone · · Score: 2, Funny

      They DO have a couple of notebooks with Intel Extreme graphics.

      Ooooh. Must order one of those!

      I had to check twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Sad to see them going lowend.

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    2. Re:Hardware and Support by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      Eh, they've been selling more systems to corporate customers, the Centrino line isn't marketed towards gamers.

    3. Re:Hardware and Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AlienWare article:
      The company has a Costa Rica call center with about 300 workers -- all of whom are Alienware employees and not contractors. As a result, they feel like they're part of the team, Gonzalez said. Its computers are assembled by hand at Alienware's Miami headquarters.
      Alienware has branched out a bit by offering cheaper computers. It also has growing sales of workstations and servers -- not shaped like alien heads -- to corporate and government clients, such as Lockheed Martin and the U.S. Army.
      "You talk to any PC gamer anywhere in the U.S., if they tell you that they wouldn't prefer an Alienware PC, they're lying,"
      This approach and attitude just means that they're going mainstream.
    4. Re:Hardware and Support by emilng · · Score: 1

      Sad to see them going lowend

      You mean lwned. ;)

    5. Re:Hardware and Support by LiquidAvatar · · Score: 1
      We know how bad Dell support is, and they will likely move their alienware support devision to india too.

      Well, I've got good news for you, and I've got some bad news for you. The good news is, I can guarantee you that Dell won't move the Alienware support division to India. The bad news? It's already there.

      Alienware has the worst technical support that I've ever worked with, and after working the help desk for a year, I've worked with many companies' technicians.

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    6. Re:Hardware and Support by Corbets · · Score: 1
      This really makes sense, if you want a high quality system and support, you should go to a PC shop or a friend.

      Or just buy from these guys. :-)

    7. Re:Hardware and Support by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      they will likely move their alienware support devision to india too

      Thus making it...IllegalAlienware!

    8. Re:Hardware and Support by Calpitor · · Score: 1

      Most of my friends and everyone in my family comes to me for their computer needs and it isn't just because I provide parts at cost. While I am willing to admit a couple of individuals should not be working inside their computers for almost all of the rest of them it isn't a big stretch. I'm more than willing to coach friends\relatives through building their own computers not only so that they have the confidence and know-how should they have to troubleshoot over the phone at a later date but so they can problem solve on their own as well. Building your own system is a learning experience that gives you a unique perspective on how and why things operate the way they do. As for worrying that supporting your system down the road is placing a strain on your relationship I suggest you bring a beer or two to say thanks. I have yet to meet someone who works in IT who resents provinding a helping hand.

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  10. A local Dell spokesman has effectively denied rumo by phishst1k · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.cnet.com.au/desktops/pcs/0,39029439,400 61082,00.htm A local Dell spokesman has effectively denied rumours that it's acquired rival PC vendor Alienware, suggesting that all speculation should be taken "with a grain of salt".

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  11. Alienware Support? by particle_fizax · · Score: 5, Informative

    Alienware support??? You're kidding, right? Have you ever spoken to Alienware support? Over the 15-16 times I had to call up (my video card on my desktop replacement heated to the point of bubbling) I found myself wishing I could deal with Dell.

    When 2 of my keys fell off on the 4th day I owned the laptop, the CS Rep (Juan) informed me that he couldn't replace the keyboard because it was more than 3 days old, but he "off the record" suggested superglue to me.

    1. Re:Alienware Support? by jettoki · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I cannot stress enough how true this is. Alienware support is terrible, terrible, terrible. They also use unsupported generic versions of some parts. For instance, I ordered my Alienware with a Sound Blaster Audigy 2. It came with some kind of a Audigy 1 that had been modified to be recognized as an Audigy 2. Official Creative drivers do not work; I've had to resort to alternatives.

      And don't be fooled into believing that your Alienware will never overheat, with all of those fans. I do everything I can to prevent overheating -- to the point of underclocking -- and somehow the system still hangs when it gets too hot. I think it may have something to do with the motherboard (which I wasn't able to specify).

      I'm not completely disappointed with the machine. It's had less problems that previous machines, but for such a high price... I mean, I've built my own computers before, but I thought it would be nice to just order a nice clean gaming package. Never gonna make that mistake again.

    2. Re:Alienware Support? by Surt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dell support is great.

      Assuming of course you pay for the expensive option where you get a special phone number to call, and where they guarantee to send a technician out within 24 hours. I paid $300 to get 3 years of that, and I was sooooooo glad I did so when it turned out the laptop I bought was defective. Obviously, I'd prefer never to get defective merchandise, but having them come to me, instead of having to do any shipping or whatever was great.

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    3. Re:Alienware Support? by Yoweigh116 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have had the total opposite experience with Dell support. If your product's under warranty, they'll fix it. Just last week my laptop (Inspiron 8600) croaked. Dead motherboard. They had an on-site tech at my apartment swapping out the mobo within a single day! And I'm in New Orleans! I was extremely impressed by the level of service they delivered. This wasn't a fluke, either. I've had 24-hour turnarounds on major hardware issues in the past.

      Granted, it'd be nicer not to have these problems in the first place, but it's better than nothing.

    4. Re:Alienware Support? by garcia · · Score: 2, Informative

      When 2 of my keys fell off on the 4th day I owned the laptop, the CS Rep (Juan) informed me that he couldn't replace the keyboard because it was more than 3 days old, but he "off the record" suggested superglue to me.

      Oh, so they are just like Dell? When the tilde key broke on my laptop they told me to ship it in to them for warranty repair. When it got there they told me it broke from abuse (mind you this key was about 1/3 the size of any other key on the keyboard and when this occured ~ was common in URLs). Great. How much will it be then? They told me $300!

      I looked up their part list online and found the keyboard new for $27. I told them to ship it back to me and I'd replace it myself. Their response? "You'll void your warranty." After I told them that my warranty wasn't doing much for me in this case anyway they agreed to fix it free of charge.

      While that Dell laptop is still working to this day, I am weary about buying another.

    5. Re:Alienware Support? by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      "... they agreed to fix it free of charge."

      Why are you complaining? It sounds like they fixed a user caused problem for free. Sometimes you have to grease the wheels a little to get them to go around.

    6. Re:Alienware Support? by rikkus-x · · Score: 1

      In the UK, if something breaks within the first year, the law says you can send it back and get a replacement or refund - the seller seems to get to choose which they offer, though I don't know if it's supposed to be up to them. Is this just a UK thing? Does everyone else have to buy a warranty?

    7. Re:Alienware Support? by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why are you complaining? It sounds like they fixed a user caused problem for free. Sometimes you have to grease the wheels a little to get them to go around.

      I don't consider "good support" to include misinformation, hassles, and multiple phone calls *after* they already have taken your device hostage.

      Most people would probably bend, needing their device ASAP, and pay the $300 instead of the $27.

    8. Re:Alienware Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the United States, return policies vary for each state. I know Massachusetts law says you have 30 days to return a product. I'm not sure about the other 49 individual states, or any Federal laws dealing with interstate sales.

    9. Re:Alienware Support? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      In the UK, if something breaks within the first year, the law says you can send it back and get a replacement or refund - the seller seems to get to choose which they offer, though I don't know if it's supposed to be up to them. Is this just a UK thing? Does everyone else have to buy a warranty?

      Don't be ridiculous. The entire EU already has a mandatory 2 years warranty by the manufacturer for all pc components since a few years.

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    10. Re:Alienware Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're "weary" about buying another? Is it really that tiring? Or perhaps you meant "wary", as in "cautious"?

    11. Re:Alienware Support? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      When 2 of my keys fell off on the 4th day I owned the laptop, the CS Rep (Juan) informed me that he couldn't replace the keyboard because it was more than 3 days old

      They have 3-day warranty? Call your state's attorney general and see if they have any information on this practice.

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    12. Re:Alienware Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever. I don't proof-read my posts.

    13. Re:Alienware Support? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      They also use unsupported generic versions of some parts. For instance, I ordered my Alienware with a Sound Blaster Audigy 2. It came with some kind of a Audigy 1 that had been modified to be recognized as an Audigy 2. Official Creative drivers do not work; I've had to resort to alternatives.

      Did you talk to them about it? File a complaint with the BBB?

      I would have filed a complaint, then threatened to sue in small claims court if they didn't completely refund the purchase price.

    14. Re:Alienware Support? by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      Dell support was great when I returned my Axim. The thing was a pile of trash (an insane number of crashes, loud static from the headphone port, freezes at the worst times, etc.), but they paid for the shipping and restocking fee and were bizzarely cordial about it.

    15. Re:Alienware Support? by jettoki · · Score: 1

      This is where their spectacularly bad support comes in. First of all, if you call, you tend to get someone who barely speaks English (outsourcing?). Second, if you want technical issues like this addressed, you have to pay for a service plan (which I didn't do).

      I didn't file a complaint, because I got the card to work through a bit of ingenuity. I only found the problem a year after purchase, when I formatted the hard drive and found that neither the included nor the official drivers worked. The overheating problem didn't kick in until I moved the PC into a new apartment (where the temperature was average instead of freezing), so again, I wasn't aware of it until a year later. Warranty time is up by then, etc.

      Sure, it sucks, but I've had worse. Personally, I'm just not going to buy from them anymore. I do feel sorry for recommending them to a friend, however, as he opted for a slightly less expensive build that tends to explode at random.

    16. Re:Alienware Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ok. We already know you're a fucking idiot.

  12. Are you sure about that? by netfool · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Are you sure about that? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      [...]this article states otherwise.

      Uh, no it doesn't.

      The spokesperson gave some reasons why it would not make sense, and suggested that the story be taken with a grain of salt. The title of the linked article claims that Dell is denying it, but no quote in the article actually contains a denial. Ever seen All the President's Men? Woodstein (and their boss) would call it a "non-denial denial."

      "I'd suggest you take that speculation with a grain of salt" != "That speculation is incorrect."

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  13. Disaster for us independents by it_wont_work · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have avoided bulk manufacturers such as Dell and HP like the plague. They give you about as many choices as you got in the old Soviet Union. You can have any configuration you want as long as it's the one they want you to have. It's also a bit like buying a Japanese car: 5000 models, all alike.

    The good thing about companies like Alienware (and other smaller makers) is that you get lots of choice and you can configure your box just about any way you want it. Also, you can change things after you buy it. I hope those days are not soon over.

    1. Re:Disaster for us independents by daranz · · Score: 1

      Alienware targets PC gamers, and PC gamers care a lot when it comes to picking and choosing hardware, and they usually care more about the components than the name brand of whoever assembles it. If it's gonna be high end, and overpriced, then they better keep allowing flexibility, or they'll offer no real incentive for PC gamers, and others who buy from them..

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    2. Re:Disaster for us independents by neildiamond · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ummm, last I checked US cars were all alike too and most don't even offer a manual transmission anymore!

    3. Re:Disaster for us independents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do companies like Alienware allow you to do the unthinkable like purchase a computer without an OS (the main reason I build my own) or without a vital component like memory or a hard disk that's often overpriced in their configurator?

    4. Re:Disaster for us independents by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Alienware is to computers as Spinners is to cars

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    5. Re:Disaster for us independents by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I learned this lesson the hard way a few years ago when I bought an Alienware laptop. Not doing that again...

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    6. Re:Disaster for us independents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DAMN THAT PISSES ME OFF!!!

      I'm way off topic, but I HATE the fact that it's so hard to get manuals these days. I can't stand driving automatics anymore (don't ask why, I don't even know) and I had to go out of state to find a Dodge Ram Quad Cab with a manual transmission.

      And what's up with Dodge putting HEMI's in their trucks and forcing you to buy them with an auto trans? FUCKERS!

      For all of you pussies that think that manual transmissions are to hard, go fuck yourselves. And if you getting them because the are better than manual transmissions now, go fuck yourselves. I WANT MY DAMN MANUAL!!!

  14. End-run around Dell's OEMs by RubberDogBone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If true, this smells like Dell trying to make an end-run around Samsung and the other OEM builders for Dell's notebooks.

    With this, they'd get a company that makes it's own AND gain access to some supply of AMD without having to bring it in as a full mass market Dell product with the supply issues that would cause.

    Samsung would probably jump for joy as they would no longer be embargoed from selling computers under their own name in the US.

    Who knows. Voodoo says it's true. Dell denies it. Alienware will neither confirm nor deny. If these were politicians speaking, Dell's denial would be laughable and Alienware's respose would be code for confirmation.

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    1. Re:End-run around Dell's OEMs by monkeyGrease · · Score: 1

      Umm, Alienware does not make their own. They 'theme' ODM laptops, typically Clevos.

      Actually, Dell contracts Dell-specific designs from their ODMs. Alienware simply uses commonly available ODM models, that you can get cheaper as a Sager (also repackages Clevos) or even directly as a Clevo.

      Voodoo does the same as Alienware but uses ASUS and others.

  15. Dell downplays Alienware acquisition rumor by dotpavan · · Score: 1
    The news is here at CNET

    From the article: "Speculation about a possible buyout has been rife since Rahul Sood, CEO of original equipment manufacturer Voodoo PC, posted his thoughts on such a move on his blog two weeks ago.

    damn these blogs.

  16. Makes more sense than XPS by fak3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This makes more sense than Dell trying to dress up their systems with the XPS badge. Giving consumers a more highend (read needlessly expensive) systems will appeal more to the tweakers and neon windowed case types. Dell would cover all the bases; from a $399 complete system (after rebates) for Grandma, and a $3000 tricked out system for Johnny Freshman to frag on!

    Now if Dell would offer Linux as a equal choice (I'm not talking about buying Linux or a 'naked' FreeDOS box on a similar system that is *more* than an XP box!). With Apple's Intel offerings starting to look great, people that want to run OS X for fun will be swayed once they try it, and people like me who have no use for XP are already planning on buying a new MacBook for OSX/Linux dual boot. If/when they have the abiltiy to run XP too, well I think Dell should be a bit worried, but they'll still beat them on price (well, not with these Aliens they won't!)

    1. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now if Dell would offer Linux as a equal choice (I'm not talking about buying Linux or a 'naked' FreeDOS box on a similar system that is *more* than an XP box!).

      Yeesh, how difficult is this to grasp? Dell pays essentially nothing for a XP license and Linux support costs more (*more*, even!) than Windows support.

    2. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by fak3r · · Score: 1

      But that's the thing, even if you buy a 'naked' Dell box where they 'only' supply FreeDOS (which they WILL NOT support) and then Linux on it; it's STILL MORE than a similar box running XP! I understand they don't want to support Linux, and I don't blame them. The only way they could do that would be to partner with Red Hat, then have RH do the support, but damnit, could you imagine the phone techs RH would need to supply? It's not feasable; so just gimme Dell hardware, with no OS and make it cheaper than a similar XP box and then I'll stop posting these rants! :0)

    3. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      Software companies pay to have their demo software installed when the computer ships. They are subsidizing the cost of the computer. If no OS is installed, this can't occur. Accordingly, the no-OS box is more than the OS-installed box. Just buy the XP installed computer and format the hard drive.

    4. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by squidguy · · Score: 1

      With Apple's Intel offerings starting to look great, people that want to run OS X for fun will be swayed once they try it, and people like me who have no use for XP are already planning on buying a new MacBook for OSX/Linux dual boot.
      Makes sense for part of the user base, but as is pointed out elsewhere in this thread, Alienware's primary market is the hardcore gamer... and unfortunately the bulk of the hardcore games run on Windowz. Yes, there is WINE, VMWare and some ported games, but...

    5. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by fak3r · · Score: 1

      Software companies pay to have their demo software installed when the computer ships. They are subsidizing the cost of the computer. If no OS is installed, this can't occur. Accordingly, the no-OS box is more than the OS-installed box.

      I didn't even think of that...very good point.

      Just buy the XP installed computer and format the hard drive.

      This is what I (begrudgingly) did last year, now with Dapper and all the Compwiz/XGL stuff on it, the thing is freaking amazing. Still, I don't expect many others to do this...I'm strange, I leave /home on a big partition so I can reinstall the OS at the drop of a hat.

    6. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but that's flat out incorrect. Go to www.dell.com. Select the Home & Home Office option. Select Desktops. Under Additional Dell Services, select Dell Open Source n-Series Desktops. Looks like there's only a single system that qualifies. Click Customize It for the lower costing model. To the right, select Print Summary. Print or take note of the options. The price is currently $655 with the discount. The model is a Dimension E510n. Go back through the process for the standard E510. The price comes out to $679. The only difference in configuration is the CPU. The n-Series doesn't seem to have the Dual Core 820 as an option, but the 630 would be reasonably comperable. Feel free to run through the same exercise under Small Business. More n-Series systems are available. I chose the Optiplex GX620. You can configure the n-Series to match the XP system with the same hardware and options. Price for the XP Pro system and a P4 521: $759. Price for FreeDOS and the same configuration: $630.

    7. Re:Makes more sense than XPS by hoghug · · Score: 1

      As a customer of both companies, I believe I can offer a fair judgement of both companies' hardware and customer support. I currently own a Dell XPS 600 machine, and it is the best computer I have ever owned. The Alienware Aurora system I ordered in October did not live up to its advertising, though it was about equal to the Dell XPS in functionality - it was simply too noisy, sounding more like a shopvac than the "whisper-quiet" machine Alienware's website promises. I returned the Alienware box as defective, and while the service rep assured me the restocking fee would be waived, they nevertheless socked me for over $700 anyway - until I got my credit card company involved. The money has since been refunded. The Dell XPS 600 system, purchased a month later - despite no mention of noise levels on the Dell website - is astonishingly quiet-running. Friends have stated that they cannot even tell it is turned on. I have the machine sitting a foot away from me at ear level, and it emits a low, comforting purr that is not in any way intrusive or disturbing. But that's just ergonomics. This machine is a screamer under the hood. Flat out worth every penny - and it was cheaper than the Alienware box it replaced. It is my feeling that those who would criticize the XPS 600 system have never owned or used one, and instead are expressing an opinion of Dell as a company. There may be valid points to make about Dell as a company, but this machine is a good machine, and a very good value.

  17. trimming the fat by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember the movie Wall Street? When a company is rumored to be bought, its stock will most likely go up substantially because investors know the company will cut overhead, largely in the form of layoffs. Expect that to happen here. So I'm not optimistic about support but that doesn't mean that the quality of the technology will diminish, perhaps even the opposite as the new owner has the interest and the cash money to step up R&D or acquisitions of other similar companies.

    1. Re:trimming the fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when a company is rumored to be bought its stock goes up because investors anticipate that the buyer will pay a premium over the current stock price. Historically these premiums run somewhere around an average of 15%. If a buyer did not pay a premium, the selling company would have no incentive to sell.

    2. Re:trimming the fat by garyrich · · Score: 1

      The pattern is usually that the aquirer's stock goes down (DELL) and the aquired's stock goes up. Since alienware is privately held you can't profit from it. You could short sell DELL. It's a terrible stock in a terrible business, this would just be one more reason for DELL to go down.

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  18. AlienatedWare by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition.

    Sadly it has been affected, now they are calling this new merger 'AlienatedWare', and furthermore, all tech support is done by 'aliens.'

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  19. bah by EngMedic · · Score: 1

    One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill affected by this acquisition."

    couldn't get much worse.

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  20. Pretty cases by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Well...they both try to fleece gamers out of extra money with glitz, marketing speak and pretty cases...seems like a match made in heaven!

    Of course Alienware does actually make quality computers, and I purchased one myself since I don't have the time to build my own...but here's a tip....order from their small business line. Its WAAAY cheaper, you get the same components for the most part...and the only thing lacking is the flashy case that screams "Alienware just scammed me out of $500 bucks for this case".

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    1. Re:Pretty cases by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      i know it's unscientific, but back when i was living in a college dorm the problems on the Dell and HP coputers were software problems mostly PEBKAC's. The guys with the alienware machines were the ones with crap like burned out video cards and dying RAM.

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  21. Embarrasing by endrue · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Alienware may make nice laptops but the things are just stupid looking. There has got to be nothing more embarrasing then sitting down at Borders and whipping out [lift with your knees - not you back] a bright green laptop with a glowing alien head on the lid. - Andrew

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    1. Re:Embarrasing by SteveXE · · Score: 1

      The solution to that would be to NOT pick the green colored laptop...

  22. Re:A local Dell spokesman has effectively denied r by webword · · Score: 1

    What's interesting about the references is that are both tied to C|NET. What does this tell us about how C|NET operates? To be fair, the original story here comes from reviews.cnet.com whereas your reference above is cnet.com.au. Maybe the folks Down Under have more or less information? Maybe the 'roos are screwing things up? ;-)

  23. Alienware should buy Gateway. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'd fit with the whole aliens-abducting-cows thing.

    ...sorry.

  24. It is real by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wrote the first story backing up Rahul's blog here:
    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=30043
    and then got more info the other day that also backed up the CNet and AMDZone versions, so I wrote this:
    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=30289
    Then the new CNet 'backpedal' piece came out, and it looks like someone is spreading hardcore FUD. So, I spent the morning tracking down rumors and leads, calling sources to see who their sources are and the like.

    Short story, the sources are not talking to each other, and contrary to the CNet implications, it is not a grand plot by Rahul. I was told last week that it is a done deal, and nothing has changed that view since, but a lot has bolstered it.

    The tepid denials (A friend of a guy who knew someone from Dell Australia) and the like are not what I would call good evidence. I have talked to three people who gave me some very convincing evidence about the purchase.

    All that said, take it with a grain of salt, but when you start hearing about anouncement dates, it may be more than smoke and mirrors.

              -Charlie

    1. Re:It is real by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If Dell buys Alienware, and continues making systems with AMD processors, then I'd say that means Dell is selling AMD processors. On the other hand, it's not inconceivable that they will buy Alienware and drop the AMD-powered offerings.

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  25. Dell HAVE bought Alienware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or so I heard yesterday from a reasonably believable source. No, I can't say how they knew, which is why I am being an AC.

  26. Re:A local Dell spokesman has effectively denied r by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell would not tell its employees until after the purchase. They don't tell their employees much except lately "yeah we like gaming, and oh by the way, Bangalore is nice this time of year". Dell is not a great place to work.

  27. Alienware support! by Thrymm · · Score: 1

    "One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition."

    Hopefully indeed! A friend of mine just bought a brand new Dimension from Dell... I helped him set it up, turned it on, damn thing just goes to the wallpaper screen, no desktop, no explorer.exe running in the task manager... forcing that file to run, it dissapears. I had to redo the whole thing myself, since Dell support sucks, especially being outsourced 99% of the time.

    One can only hope Alienware side of things keeps their support in tact and maybe it will rub off on Dell somewhat (maybe).

  28. Luckily for you..... by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=30289

    Luckily I was there yesterday. 6/10 for effort though. :)

              -Charlie

  29. Only suckers buy Alien or XPS by SgtSlaughter62 · · Score: 1

    I've seen both, talk about paying a crap load of money for not much. The only people buying these systems are either trying to impress their friends, too stupid to know the difference or are trying to make up for a physical shortcoming. As far as service goes, I would have to say it's got to get better going to Dell. Though the service is outsourced to India, I have always had satisfactory results when I have had to call. The trick is though to buy from the small business segment. From what I have heard from people who have bought Aliens, their CS is probably some of the worst in the industry. As I understand it the only way it could get worse is if they didn't answer the phone at all.

    1. Re:Only suckers buy Alien or XPS by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      As a customer of Alienware (horribly poor decision, will never make that mistake again, but a former customer nonetheless), I found their customer support to be pretty bad, but it had one good point. It was all outsourced, of course, and the representatives usually seemed like they were just reading off a FAQ, but at least I always managed to talk to a real live human-they never once sent me off to automated-message hell like I've had with other companies. By no means am I supporting alienware, but they have at least semi-competent CS.

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  30. cheap systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I think it's funny how people in the CNET forums are talking about how it's so much cheaper to build your own computer, and anyone who disagrees is crazy. Look... the computer I'm using now cost $350, including a 15" LCD monitor, including shipping. Now, the cheapest 15" LCD on NewEgg is $160 including shipping, and NewEgg tends to have the best prices of any store that you'd trust your credit card number with.

    That means, if it's cheaper to build your own computer, you can build an entire computer for $190 including shipping, which would be incredible, to say the least. Admittedly, my 2.6 GHz Celeron is not setting any records (although for the stuff I use it for, including compiling, it's plenty fast), but still. Pick any processor you want; I still don't think that, for $190, you can have a processor, motherboard, 256MB of memory, a 40 GB hard drive, a CD-ROM drive, and a case/power supply shipped to your door.

    Yeah, maybe Dell tries to do a bait-and-switch, but if you're smart/patient enough to look through their site and only order a computer when it actually is the amazing deal they've advertised, you'll do fine. You just have to be careful not to upgrade stuff, or they'll nail you. :P

    1. Re:cheap systems by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People who manage to save money by building a computer tend to not actually build a full computer.

      Talk to them. "oh yeah I used my old video card, the hard drive, keyboard, mose, and monitor for the old system."

      In other words, most of the time they aren't building, they are just upgrading.

      Alternately, they skimp. Maybe their girlfriend just laughed at their manhood, so they get the best video card and fastest processor, and put them in a system with the cheapest parts available. Spec sheet it might look comparable to OEM systems, even better... until their bluescreens come up and hte power supply catches fire.

      In higher end market segments the skimping can save money without being so stupid- a gamer might not need 300GB of hard drive space, so they cut back to maybe 80 so they can afford a faster video card. Get a better system for gaming, for less money, than the most closely equivalent OEM box, but they lose the data storage that said OEM box would give them. "Specialization" would probably be a better word than "skimping" for this savings strategy.

      Of course, on the bottom end where you bought, even if its possible to save money building a theoretically equivalent system... I wouldn't trust such a thing with personal email much les anything important.

    2. Re:cheap systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, on the bottom end where you bought, even if its possible to save money building a theoretically equivalent system... I wouldn't trust such a thing with personal email much les anything important.
      And you're saying you trust dell? That makes no sense.

      Maybe not 190 but pretty close...230s perhaps. Dell gets major discounts and uses nonretail parts, esp mobos. You get what you pay for in either case.

      And as far as upgrading...hell, I consider myself better than any other fool. If I can build a 'new' system and reuse my hard drive to save money...I'm able to build more with less. Dell doesn't give you that option. The only other item, video card, is something I always upgrade as a gamer. Your other three: keyboard, mouse (what are they a few bucks???) and monitor (hello, I'll keep my 19" lcd thanks) are stupid points. I know lots of people who 'upgraded' their dells by buying systems without the monitor.

      Spec sheet it might look comparable to OEM systems, even better... until their bluescreens come up and hte power supply catches fire.

      What sort of crack are you smoking? Id say even the lowest priced mobos (which tend to just be older models) are better than the crap Dell shoves in their systems. For me, it isn't about beating some OEM price line...Hell I don't even look at prices for complete systems that often- its about knowing and having what I want in my system. Knowing I have the corsair ram I trust and the brand of video card that I have had good experiences with in the past.

      And hell...
      I did reuse my 160GB hard drive. Silly me.

    3. Re:cheap systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay. $230 is $40 more than $190. show me (I'm talking links from an online store) where you can build a system with new parts -- that means /under warranty/ and not refurbished -- for $230. Processor, motherboard, 256MB of memory, DVD-RW drive (I bought a DVD writer for my computer for $40, which justifies the price increase), 40 GB hard drive, and micro-ATX case.

      A really quick search on NewEgg turns up this: $70 for the cheapest non-refurbished processor (an AMD Palermo 2600), $45 for the cheapest non-refurbished modern motherboard, $20 for the RAM, $40 for the burner, $42 for the HD, and $30 for the case. That's $247, not including shipping, which would bring it closer to $300. Not to mention the fact that the Dell comes with a /legal/ copy of Windows, whereas if you buy it yourself, you're talking about an extra $100 even at the academic price. The fact that you would steal Windows otherwise doesn't change that; I'm sure you could steal a computer if you tried, in which case your total cost would be $0, but it's still stealing.

      Yes, but what about people who don't have parts lying around?

      I'm not questioning the value of building systems. I've done that myself lots of times, and now that I have parts lying around, when I do need to upgrade my computer I'll just buy a new processor/motherboard and reuse everything else that I can. At that point, yeah, I'm sure I can get a decent processor/motherboard combo for $150, which is a very reasonable upgrade every year or so.

      But when I bought this computer, I didn't have anything. As much as I would rather have built my own computer, I did my homework, and there just wasn't any way I could get myself a decent computer with modern parts (i.e. a Via KM266 mobo doesn't count, I think that first came out in like 2001?) for less than $350 or so, /not/ including a monitor. And Dell gave me one for free.

      Really, stop pretending it's about the money... you just care more about having a better system (which is why you buy "the brands you trust"), whereas I have no problem paying half as much for stuff that doesn't have as much of a reputation.

    4. Re:cheap systems by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd trust a dell over a system with the same specs I put together for under 400.

      Dell doesn't use top end components, but their parts are quite a bit better than the real bottom of the barrel stuff you'd have to go with to meet their price points buying individual components. Most dell systems are pretty solid. There are ridiculous numbers of them out there, and except for the 270 series optiplexes, the vast majority will go their warranty period without a problem.

      Have you really seen the true bottom of the barrel components that are on the market? Motherboards that are almost guaranteed six month failures. Cases that trap hot air around the processor. PCI slots that fall apart. Seriously, to meet Dells specs at the same price buying individual components, you'll be buidling a computer with *at best* half the lifespan of the dell. I've seen friends buy such parts. I've stupidly bought some myself. Dell quality far exceeds this stuff.

      And I'm not saying its bad to recycle components, its just that some people will say they built their entire computer and it saved them like a hundered bucks... and don't mention until you prod them that they recycled at least 200 dollars worth of parts from the old system. It's a valid moneysaving strategy, but many people use it to misrepresent the costs of building to people who don't have parts worth recycling in the first place.

    5. Re:cheap systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that it is nigh impossible to compete with the "bargain basement" PCs you see for around $400 by building yourself. But, I'd never buy the components they put in most of those systems anyway.
      However, with a system that costs about $1000 it's a different story. Knowing what I want lets me spend more on the video card and less on a massive hard drive (etc), so I'm effectively getting more bang for the buck by building it myself. I'm "shifting" the dollars from one componenet to another.
      I have built 2 (entire, from scratch) PCs for myself, and upgraded both. I do NOT ever expect to save $$ by doing this, but I do expect to get what I want in my system, which is usually built with gaming in mind.
      As far as upgrades go, I do these when I don't have the $$ to build a whole new system (but I would do so if $$ were no object). So, it is cheaper than buying/building a new system and can extend the practical life of an older PC. This IS a savings over buying a whole new PC.

    6. Re:cheap systems by Mateito · · Score: 1

      IANADO (I am not a Dell Owner), but I thought Dell did a lot of integrated components on the m/board to keep costs down.

      The big one is ensuring that video has its own memory and doesn't share system memory, and motherboards with integrated memory didn't make this distinction. Maybe times have changed. Some people also complain that on-board sound is noisy. I have integrated sound on my NF7-S (not a new board!) and going through my (more than half decent) JVC amps, there is no issue. If I was paranoid, I go for SPDIF to external DACs.

      I agree with the parent though - building a new PC from scratch is usually about tailoring to personal needs.

  31. The summary has it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Dell purchases Alienware, they will eliminate Alienware's products that usn an AMD processor. Remember, Intel/Dell/Microsoft have the agreement "We'll scratch your backs of you'll scratch ours." Intel and Dell have monopolist attitudes, Microsft is a convicted Monopoly. I would hate to see Intel and Dell become monopolies, as it would spell trouble.

  32. Upside/Downside by RancidMilk · · Score: 0, Troll

    On the down side, Alienware gets outsourced to india, America loses yet another company, and Best Buy has to find a new gaming rig to sell. On the plus side, we get to talk to those people that can't speak English and we get 20% off for doing it... Well, at least we get 20% off.

  33. Falcon by Drakin030 · · Score: 0

    I will keep my performance laptops business with Falcon Northwest. http://www.falcon-nw.com/flash/

  34. alienware burned me. Dell can improve them. by jbossvi · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had a alienware sentia laptop. after 1 year and 4 months (1 year warranty) the laptop totally died on me. So I call up to get out of warranty repair, I was expecting to pay. After playing the phone support game with a couple of their techs it came down to:

    -Model is discontinued, and they have 0 parts for this model.
    -They have no competitive upgrade, I would have bought a newer laptop if they would have given me something for the old one.
    -Alienware said "sorry" and referred me to a company in CA who does laptop component repairs.

    At this point I sent it to the company in CA who said the MB was totally shot. they gave me some money for the case and the LCD and shipped me my hardrive back.

    Hopefully Alienware can learn a few things from Dell on how to support their products.

    A totally disatisfied customer.

    1. Re:alienware burned me. Dell can improve them. by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Uh, sending your harddrive along probably is a very bad idea.

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    2. Re:alienware burned me. Dell can improve them. by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      That sounds exactly like the experience I had with a Dell laptop I had. Except instead of the motherboard dying, mine had dead keys, dead motherboard, dead power supply and dead hard drive, all within two years and just after the warranty expired. And they did have replacement parts, but would sell them to me because they were reserved for people with warranties.

      Seems like Dell and Alienware are a match made in hell.

  35. Alienware? by cpghost · · Score: 1

    So seti@home was successful after all! I can't wait to see all those new DELL PCs with true alien tech! Any Linux port to this new alien arch yet? It should be hard to get the spec from such a distant vendor!

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    1. Re:Alienware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that big of a deal, Jeff Goldblum will just transmit a virus to it anyway.

  36. Funny that this has been posted..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    ...... As Mark Evans (a well known technology reporter in Canada) has posted in his blog that it is entirely possible that Dell has bought Voodoo PC:

    http://evans.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2006/3/15 /1821932.html

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  37. And, just like everything else Alienware sells, by Celestial+Avenger · · Score: 3, Funny

    they sold their company at a ridiculously overpriced rate!

  38. Can't be worse by stewarsh · · Score: 1

    Considering how poor AlienWare support actually is, I can't imagine how Dell could bring it down. In fact, I've had pretty good luck with them over the years. Dell has always replaced failed components quickly and didn't give me much hassle about it. AlienWare on the other hand broke a system we purchased from them with an 'update' and wouldn't do anything to fix it. After fighting with them for a while we ended up sending the entire $10k machine back to them for a failing to live up to their support contract agreements. Needless to say they are no longer one of our vendors.

  39. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by Ceinwyn · · Score: 1

    Ok this is slightly OT.

    But I'm curious....Has anyone ever received really good computer distance support?

    I've dealt with Dell, they stunk.
    I've dealt with Linksys via email, stunk....cable company same thing, Microsoft purely horrid...but they did try to follow through, and eventually after hours of searching I managed to find something in their online tech questions, which amazingly the phone guy didn't find...

    In truth I can't think of a single good distance tech support experience...

    Ceinwyn

  40. Alemonware by alfredsmithee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The merger can only help. We bought a handful of Alienwares (desktops and laptops) for our employees - we are a government software development research lab. The desktops have been okay, but the laptops are horrible. Every one of them has had some major problems and mine (Sentia) has had the keyboard replaced twice and the optical drive replaced once. I have personally spent hours waiting on the phone for an answer from their technical support. The other two Sentia laptops we bought are in worse shape than mine. All of these problems cropped up within a year of owning the machine. Add this post to the long list of Alienware beefs that is resident on the Web...or should I say ALEMONWARE?

    1. Re:Alemonware by dakrin9 · · Score: 1

      A government research lab .. with Alienwares? What are you doing, playing video games all day?

    2. Re:Alemonware by alfredsmithee · · Score: 1

      Somebody has to maintain the reputation that government employees are slackers!

    3. Re:Alemonware by magarity · · Score: 1

      A government research lab .. with Alienwares?
       
      Obviously he works at Area 51.

  41. and? by Tarantulus · · Score: 1

    D'hell = Alienware alienware is just a dell PC in a prettier case. overpriced, a pain to upgrade hardware, and bundled with the most useless stuff i have ever seen, this is going to make no difference, although I see alienware becoming dells "gaming PC devision"

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  42. Quality by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    Alienware takes cheap-ass Uniwill commodity laptops, puts them in a custom case with upgraded video, and marks them up a thousand bucks over what other companies such as Averatec etc. would charge for the same damn laptop.

    If Dell bought them, at least the quality would go up.

  43. Re:Dell Denies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rival? They arn't even playing in the same freakin' league. Would be like saying the Steelers play in the same league as some peewee football team.

  44. Alienware Sucks Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. Obligatory: I For One Salute ... by rewinn · · Score: 1

    ... our new Dellaware Masters

  46. What support? by Zeveck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know people tote Alienware's hardware and support, but every time I have had to interact with their support it has been horrible.

    Most recently I have had a problem with the little screws falling out of my laptop and with my AC adapter dying.

    1. I shouldn't have had to call in to get mailed screws (which is aside from the fact that screws shouldn't have been falling out of my laptop in the first place). This should have been simple enough to handle via e-mail, but no, I had to call.

    2. I shouldn't have had to wait for 40 minutes on hold when I *did* finally call Alienware.

    3. I shouldn't have been lied to by the first person I spoke with, who told me that part was all set and that I'd receive it shortly. When it didn't arrive and I called back they said they were out of stock and they'd ship it when it was back in stock.

    4. They really shouldn't have been out of stock of the AC adapter for a laptop STILL UNDER WARRANTY.

    5. When the DID finally ship it they shipped it do an address that I haven't used with them in YEARS. I then had to have people I knew at said address (it was a previous employer) ship me the part.

    All of this is on my second Alienware laptop, whose only major problem is that it resets if you bump the DVD-ROM the wrong way (this is annoying, but avoidable, and I didn't feel like sending it to them to fix it). This is my second laptop only because THEY HAD TO REPLACE my first one after months of tech support, three round trips back to Alienware TO FIX THE SAME PROBLEM, and TENS OF HOURS on the phone.

  47. Re: (OT) Obligatory grammar pedant by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not to mention that it's extremely unwieldy to use an adverb in that situation. A better structure would have been:

    One can hope that this acquisition won't adversely affect Alienware hardware and support.

    (That is, if you're OK with the occasional split infinitive).

    Too many verbs and modifiers in the original.

    (I hope you're OK with this sentence fragment).
    (And I hope you're OK with my use of the abbreviation 'OK').
    (And I hope you're OK with me beginning a sentence with a conjunction).

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  48. In the end... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the end, there will be two computer manufacturers: Dell and Apple.

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    1. Re:In the end... by Hymer · · Score: 1

      First: "There can only be one..."
      ...and second: what will then happen to AMD ?

      Personally I am waiting for IBM to start manufacturing some cool Power-based systems.

  49. Model seen in auto industry by necro81 · · Score: 1

    Something like this - where a large company that delivers consumer goods to a wide audience, then buys a company that makes high-end items in that same market - has been a hallmark of the automobile industry for years. Most of the high-end auto companies are actually owned by more typically-branded companies. For instance, Ferrari is controlled by Fiat, Jaguar and Aston-Martin are owned by Ford, Saabs and Hummers are actually from GM. The purpose of these companies is, in some small fractional part, to pad their bottom line: the premium automobiles yield higher profits per unit, even if those profits are small compared to the rest of the company. Another reason is to have a high-end research and development space to try out new features and technologies that can only be supported in a premium market, but might eventually trickle down into consumer vehicles for added value (like GPS navigation and airbags).

    1. Re:Model seen in auto industry by Gothmolly · · Score: 0, Troll

      Insightful, if true. Except the opposite is true, Jaguar (and I believe Lincoln too) bleeds money for Ford, and GM is hemmoraging all over the place. Your logic works for Japanese cars, i.e. s/Toyota/Lexus, because the quality of the low-end brand is good, and the features of the high-end are worth the cake. Who wants to shell out 100,000 USD for a piece of American crap?

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    2. Re:Model seen in auto industry by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Of course, the truth about the high-end brands of japanese cars is that they aren't worth the extra price. You can get the same features (aside from body style changes) for much less by buying them aftermarket, except where it's something integral like traction or yaw control. And most of them suck anyway. Some lady brought a really nice-looking lexus with all the trimmings into the shop at Yuba College while I was there taking Air Conditioning. It had double wishbone front suspension. The ball joint on the upper A-Arm was unreplacable. You couldn't just press it out and replace it, you had to replace the whole fucking A-Arm. Fuck Toyota in its arrogant ass.

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  50. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by ananke · · Score: 1

    It's all about how much money you spend, you want to spend, and how often you buy. If you buy a few hundred thousand dollars worth of equipment from say IBM, Sun, etc, the tech support will be excellent [I still find IBM's support to top all others]. Dell is not bad when you're also a bigger spender.

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  51. Alienware by certel · · Score: 1

    At first when I read this article, I was weary about the aquisition but after reading the complaints in here, it's definitely turned me off of Alienware. Hopefully this will turn into a positive and Dell can turn the service issues around.

  52. Interesting this should come out by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Especially in light of this story from two days ago which talked about Alienware and its founders.

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  53. Alienware Store looks familiar by aesiamun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The alienware store works a LOT like the dell store does now. Upselling Norton, the warranties are a lot like Dell's now...it just reminds me of when I bought my laptop.

    This is rather wierd feeling.

    1. Re:Alienware Store looks familiar by magicchex · · Score: 1

      I agree. I just checked it out and my first thought was that the merger had gone live. What's the deal with them looking exactly the same?

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  54. Nothing but smiles here... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I got a P4 3.2 w/ HT system, stacked, GeForceFX 5900Ultra, 1GB DDR2, fan kit, SATA RAID0 with 2x Raptors, etc... as a free perk from my company, purchased from Alienware.

    I've never had a problem with it in the 2.5 years I've owned it, and it's been my main system, on almost 24/7. Even with my high demand use (music production, gaming, etc), I still find no reason to upgrade at this point in time.

    Since cost was not an issue for me, and nothing ever gave me a hint of a problem, I've got nothing but good words for Alienware. It's a sexy box and it runs circles around any system my friends buy new today still.

    Y'all are just haters! But, I have heard some gripes about their laptops, particularly with the graphics cards frying and pixels going bad. What could you expect from a mobile device though? I want one of the Lenovo ThinkPad Notepads, but I'm worried about pixels dying and the Chinese government putting back doors in it.

    -@

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    1. Re:Nothing but smiles here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but I'm worried about pixels dying and the Chinese government putting back doors in it.

      Dude, that back door you fear was put there by the company that made your OS.

  55. Alienware customer service is total B.S. by ShaunDon · · Score: 5, Informative

    In regards to Alienware's horrible customer service, I've got to weigh in. Last year I bought a laptop from them expecting a 15" 4:3 screen as pictured on their website when I ordered it. It took over a month to arrive, and what I got was a 15" widescreen with a 1680x1050 resolution -- I'm a young guy with decent vision (with corrective lenses) but this was too damn small for me and not what I ordered.

    Add to that my X, C, and V keys were DOA, and when I powered up the computer it informed me the CMOS battery was dead. Alienware advertises extensive power-on load testing -- if any of that were true, they would have found and corrected this problem as soon as they tried to power it up! Additionally the video card and wifi drivers were not installed, so their marketing B.S. about fine-tuning drivers for you is just that.

    To top this all off, I had to pay a 15% restocking fee to return my laptop for a refund. That was a $4k machine. Even after their false advertising as to the laptop design and absolutely no in-house testing -- despite the falsified testing sheet that came with it -- I lost $600 to them and it was two full months until I got the 17" Gateway laptop I now have. And it runs great.

    So maybe Dell will bring some credibility to Alienware, because it's totally bullshit. Do some Googling and you'll find hundreds of stories like mine.

    Shaun

    1. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. I bought one of their first laptops. Ya know the ones that weighed around 20lbs. The video card fried I sent it in for repairs. I get it back it works reasonably well for a while then 1 week after my warranty expires the screen takes a weird frozen image and locks up.

      I tried re-installing windows and it just wouldn't work. the same issue happens when installing. I call their support line, the 1st level people are completely incompetent and I get hung up on. I call them back and ask for a supervisor, who to his credit did say that it might be a memory problem or the video card, but they certainly wouldn't fix it. In those days their laptop had virtually everything built in to the mobo.

      So basically getting repaired would require me to buy an entirely new computer. I decided to switch to a Powerbook G4 and have been very happy with it. I dunno what the original poster was smoking but I would think Dell might actually improve their customer service.

    2. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by Ryosen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm assuming that you bought the laptop with your credit card? You should have gotten the credit card company involved and contested the charge. I've seen a number of companies back down real quick on restocking fees and return problems once their merchant accounts are involved.

      For those who don't know, if a vendor gets too many complaints to their merchant provider, they run the risk of getting dropped. Amex is great for this and I never use anything else when ordering online.

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    3. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1
      Ryosen says:

      You should have gotten the credit card company involved and contested the charge. I've seen a number of companies back down real quick on restocking fees and return problems once their merchant accounts are involved.

      True dat. I once sicced MBNA on a harddrive dealer after the promised disk failed to materialize months after they billed my credit card. The company folded, but I got the charge reversed with no hassle, and the loser company got to add MBNA to their creditor list. >:->

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    4. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by UTPinky · · Score: 1

      I had a similar problem w/ a laptop that I bought from them 3 yrs ago. The screen was DOA, so I sent it to them to fix, they tried... said it was fixed... didn't work when I got it back. This was after waiting nearly a month to get it. Anyways, when I went to return it they wanted a 10% restocking fee, I explained that I had given them a chance to remedy the situation and they failed, and therefore I refused to pay the restocking fee. The customer service guy said that wasn't possible, so I simply asked for his name, and said that when I protested the credit card charge, I would make sure to include his name as to the reason why I was protesting the charge. Needless to say, asked me to hold on for a minute, then came back and said that they would be waiving the restocking fee. Lesson learned... make them accountable :)

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    5. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alienware support wasted literally days of my life (I'm talking more than 48 hours on the phone). All for a desktop gaming system that wouldn't play games due to a faulty MoBo AGP bus. Best of all: included with the system was the benchmark score it had achieved in their factory. They even gave me the benchmark suite so I could try it myself: unfortunately, the benchmark suite crashed halfway through each run, proving their "testing" to be a pile of shit.

    6. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I'm not necessarily trying to be rude, but who pays a fucking restocking fee on a computer they didn't order? Man, can I have $600 from you no questions asked? When someone fucks you over, you don't pay -- simple as that. Credit card chargeback or ignore the invoice if sent one.

      Also, high res does not mean small -- it's configurable.

    7. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the credit card company's dispute department. I've only used it once, but it worked great. Sony Online Entertainment charged me for another year of service after I didn't explicitly cancel my account (despite the fact that their account center said my account would expire on a certain date and I wouldn't be able to play anymore). I contacted the "customer service" and got nowhere despite the fact that I hadn't played the game in about 6 months. I asked for their boss, and I'll they'd give me was an email address. So I emailed them. Got nowhere. They refused to refund the money stating that their policy says absolutely no refunds. So I called Discover Card. The instantly gave me a temporary credit for the disputed amount and I'd say at this point I can call it a permanent credit (this was about 3 months ago).

      It seems that credit card companies love their customers a lot more than retail places love their customers... but hey, as long as somebody's on my side :).

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    8. Re:Alienware customer service is total B.S. by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      It seems that credit card companies love their customers a lot more

      Credit card companies make their money when the consumer uses their card to make a purchase. All of their transaction fees, which averages between 3-5% of the total amount, are realized at the point of purchase. If they don't have your loyalty, they know that you won't use their card. So, your observation is very valid.

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  56. It's not true by Fozzyuw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dell has already released a press statement saying it's not true. This all aparently started from a VoodooPC blog, whom is a competitor with Alienware.

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  57. Re:Damn! by Creedo · · Score: 1

    That makes total sense. How are you supposed to hold you latte and talk on your cellphone if you have to shift, too?

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  58. Dell Site vs. Alienware Site by Galaxie · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been hearing this rumor for a while and the fact that it was already shot down by dell, but i never really noticed how similar dell and alienware's websites really are... like "I stole the entire design from the other guy's site" similar...

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    1. Re:Dell Site vs. Alienware Site by drumt · · Score: 1

      Both Dell and Alienware sites have been the same since 2004 or earlier. I didn't get the big until I came into a little do-ra-mi and decided to splurge. So I go to the sight and was able to make easy comparisons to Dells site because of the way they fuctioned. Then al of a sudden Dell comes out with the new XPS gamers and rumors start that AW helped Dell spec and build the new laptop line. I was still unable to find a laptop with a 3g cpu, a gig of ram and a decent rep. I didn't expect to find a video card that was also upgradable. Even tho I had to send it back the day I got it because it wouldn't boot, it still kicks *ss at any LAN party. And visual is great.

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  59. In the end only Dell and Apple.....????? by Thundermace · · Score: 1

    I will start with possible flamebait here ..... Excuse me but working with a global company I can say IBM / Lenovo and HP are still major players in the hardware sector when it comes to laptops and desktops. Outside the US, equipment from the aforementioned companies are much easier to procure than from anywhere else (IMHO), so I will agree to disagree. As far as Alienware being bought by Dell goes, lets face it your paying for the case and name. Being owned by Dell does not change the fact our still going to be paying for the case and name. The hardware is still no better or worse than before, and will still be on par with any other computer manufacturer. The support I suspect will also be no better or worse than what I would expect from any of these large companies already. Anyone complaining how bad Alienware is on their hardware or on their support hasn't had to deal with a variety of software / hardware vendors in a while, because frankly, they are all about the same. Finally, unless you, YOURSELF are building the machine from components that YOU want and YOU feel will work well together, you will get what you pay for.

  60. Crashing Alienware opteron box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to agree about the poor customer service. I purchased a dual opteron workstation from Alienware and it turned into the worst computer experience of my life (I've purchased about 30 machines over a period of 25 years). As shipped, the machine would crash every few hours. After spending _days_ researching the matter and updating numerous drivers, I got the crash rate down to once every 1-2 days. However, I was paying big bucks because I wanted a stable machine for number crunching. Despite the fact the machine had on-site service, they refused to send someone out because "nothing was wrong". It appears that random crashing in a $5000 workstation is not considered a "problem" at Alienware. I ultimately got hit with a 15% restocking fee when I returned it.

  61. And to think... by RoffleTheWaffle · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not like it'd be a big difference if Dell did buy out Alienware. It used to be back a few years ago that Alienware computers were the envy of the gaming world. You got a fully loaded, high quality computer with a very attractive case and very nice peripherals, and an even more attractive warranty and support package. You could rest completely assured that it'd play anything, and play it better than any other gaming computer on the market, and if it broke, you'd get it fixed right away. Of course, times change. Dell computers used to be a hot item, too.

    Now that Alienware has sunk to Dell's inferior standards, it's only logical that they allow themselves to be bought out. Dell and Alienware are practically the same thing, only one of them sells office hardware and servers, too. Think about it - overpriced, overhyped piece of shit computers sold in attractive cases? Piss-poor technical support that can't speak a word of English? The only thing these two companies still have going for them is a barely-par warranty package, and even then they're both flaky about that. They're both washed-up computer manufacturers peddling electronic turds wrapped in pretty packages.

    What a drag, but hey. If you're going to build a computer right, you do it yourself.

    1. Re:And to think... by GJSchaller · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dell and Alienware are practically the same thing, only one of them sells office hardware and servers, too.

      Alienware sells servers and office hardware, I kid you not.

      http://www.alienware.com/product_detail_pages/bot/ bot_features.aspx?SysCode=PC-BOT&SubCode=SKU-DEFAU LT

      and

      http://www.alienware.com/product_pages/server_all. aspx?cs=5

    2. Re:And to think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it - overpriced, overhyped piece of shit computers sold in attractive cases?
       
      You seem to be using some new meaning of "attractive" that I am not familair with.

    3. Re:And to think... by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      Far be it for me to defend Dell but their business-level support is very good and the warranty is not barely-par, it is miles ahead of any other vendor. I don't know any company besides Dell that offers 3-year warranty on laptops.

      Optiplex and Latitude hardware is very solid. Yes Dimensions suck but you get what you pay for.

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  62. ok, I have to bite on this by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

    Right now I'm sitting in a computer lab full of 30 alienware top of the line computers with Samsung Syncmaster 19" monitors.

    I go to school for a Gaming and Simulation engineering degree. To attract more students, one of the things we wanted to get to show off was a lab of alienware. We had a bunch of grant money, and a very limited amount of time to spend it before it was taken back from us, so we had to make some quick decisions.

    We bought about 4 DLP projectors, some firewire DV cams, a nice security system for the lab, a 60" Plasma screen with the touch thingy on it so you can use it as a touch screen, and 30 alienwares. We also bought some biometrics stuff, Ibuttons for everyone in the degree so we can get into the lab without a key, and a bunch of other stuff.

    Anyways, I don't know of any problems that we had with them. I'm friends with the lab tech, and the only thing I have seen go wrong in the 3 months we've had them is 2 of the samsung LCD monitors were DOA and one died a few weeks later. Everything else seemed fine.

    1. Re:ok, I have to bite on this by Elminst · · Score: 1

      That's because you are a showcase example.
      You undoubtedly got better equipment, better testing, and better support. If only for the fact that now Alienware can say, "Look at this! Our stuff is used by a top university to teach your children how to do cool and important things!!"

      Meanwhile, the regular consumers get screwed.
      The product in the window is always in better shape than the one on the shelf.

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  63. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by Ceinwyn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Good point, but I guess that leaves the average (or slightly above) home user in the lurch to getting resolution to issues.

    You did make me recall that every time I called Sun, I received excellent support. Especially since I was having difficulty with a machine that due to security reasons I could not send them raw core files and could not allow them access to the machine. They provided me with analysis tools so that I could extract the necessary data they needed from the core files and get into to a plain text format that I could then provide them.

    So I revise my previous statement...most distance support I've dealt with was CRAP, but Sun was outstanding!

    How big of a spender do you need to be to get good Dell support? At the time the small company I worked for had spent at least ~25k with them, and they were horrid! Granted that's not a large amount big...but it's not small either...

    Ceinwyn

  64. Hmm? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    Either two things will happen. Base Dell computers will become more expensive, or all Alienware systems will lower in price. I guess we'll just have to see.

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  65. Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another good example of an overrated /. story. I will stick to my ODM suppliers and I'll do my own support.

  66. Death of Aliens reported by olivercromwell · · Score: 0, Troll

    If Dell has bought them, it will sound the death toll for them. Dell sucks. Always has, always will.

  67. AW support? by Itninja · · Score: 0

    One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition.

    What!? Alienware has a support staff? From my experience with AW support, ANY change would not be ill effective. One can only spend so many hours on the phone with Emir from 'the city' before one begin to doubt their AW purchase.

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  68. grass is green? by circusboy · · Score: 1

    obviously not from california... most of the grass there is a rather nasty shade of pale brown...

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    1. Re:grass is green? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > One can only hope that Alienware support and
      > hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition.

      And what Alienware support would that be? The one where my Radeon 9800 failed after 1.5 years in my $2800 machine, and the online Alienware guy said, "Just a moment, let me look up your customer number", then returned 10 minutes later and said, "Your warranty has expired, thankyougoodbyeSmithersreleasethehounds."

      Thank god ATI took the damned thing back and sent me a replacement, even though their policy is to only warranty for up to 2 years if it's bought from them retail, not through an OEM reseller.

      If Dell's worse than Alienware, they should be a perfect match.

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  69. huh, how is this a good fit by moochfish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It really would fit Dell well.

    Alienware is like the Mercedes of PCs. Their computers are typically over priced and aim for a very specific niche market (gamers).

    Meanwhile, Dell is a bulk seller of commodity parts. They're the Civics, man. How in the world is this a good fit? It seems more like a really awkward fit to me.

    1. Re:huh, how is this a good fit by mrscorpio · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Honda makes Acura too, you know...

      And Toyota/Lexus

      Ford/Jaguar

      Etc. etc.

    2. Re:huh, how is this a good fit by BerneAI · · Score: 0

      the problem here is the comparison of Dell and Honda. Honda has service and most of their stuff works out of the box. Dell on the other hand reminds me more of a Yugo. And Yugo never did make Accura's.

    3. Re:huh, how is this a good fit by ZX-3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alienware is more like Lamborghini. They are fast, expensive, exotic, and the people who buy them don't care that they are unreliable and uncomfortable.

    4. Re:huh, how is this a good fit by Hymer · · Score: 1

      Sie bist out of order mein herr... to compare Mercedes to Alienware is crazy. A Mercedes may be the last car you ever need to buy, it will last forever.
      You will not find anything like that in the world of computers... maybe some older IBM or Digital stuff...

  70. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by ananke · · Score: 1

    We have about 30 or so dell servers, and 300 or so dell workstations, plus we're a part of a much bigger dell customer [a big .edu], I guess that's why we get quite a decent support. Not to mention that if anything goes wrong, one phone call to the regional sales rep gets things moving very fast.

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  71. Local shops and friends vary in quality by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    ...if you want a high quality system and support, you should go to a PC shop or a friend.

    I'd add the caveat that you need to go to a PC shop you know and trust, or to a friend whom you know is capable and always available. Both of these approaches carry their own risks. The one or two people at the PC shop who really know their stuff may move away or take another job. The friend who put together your PC may grow to resent your tech support calls, straining your friendship.

    I'm only a casual gamer, (which is why I don't own a Windows machine), but my experience with mom-and-pop outfits over the years has been variable. My experience with Apple Stores, on the other hand, has been uniformly excellent. My point isn't that Apple Stores are the cat's meow in terms of service, but that a large organization can provide quality support if they know what they're doing. It seems to me that if Dell's support is not as good as it should be, it's not necessarily because of Dell's size, but because of how their support is structured and operated.

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    1. Re:Local shops and friends vary in quality by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      You should note that I didn't say "if you want a cheap system go to a friend/pc shop" I said high quality. The kind of profit margin that either Dell or Alienware pushes out for their top of the line systems is in hundreds of dollars. If you want the best, and are willing to pay for the best you should go to someone you trust.

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  72. 17"??! by wombatmobile · · Score: 1

    it was two full months until I got the 17" Gateway laptop I now have.

    That's not a laptop. That's a Winnebago.

    1. Re:17"??! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      No... THIS is a Winnebago!

      19" widescreen, Dual 7800 in SLI, "laptop"

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    2. Re:17"??! by davper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why can't they put in a larger keyboard into these massive portables? Look at all that wasted space on either side of the keyboard.

    3. Re:17"??! by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, yes! I can't stand those small keyboards and flat keys in a notebook. They're ergonomic disasters. Give me a full size keyboard (sans the keypad), with full sized full stroke keysr, and the ability to tilt the keyboard (or entire laptop) to an appropriate typing angle without having to lug around yet another accessory.

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  73. The Apple of Dell's Eye by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    To put a point on your very good analysis, Dell is in trouble because of its razor-thin margins and support commitments. This can be Dell's Apple.

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  74. Check on regulations by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    -Model is discontinued, and they have 0 parts for this model.

    I'm pretty sure there are regulations in place that require manufacturers to have parts for their products for a certain period of time. Check on it, or maybe someone will reply here.

    Apple, for instance, has been known to do trade-ups on certain models to get their parts inventory back in line.

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  75. (OT) - what it means by Red+Flayer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey mods, I mark (OT) or (O/T) for posts that are offtopic to the main thread, I do this so no one wastes mod points on them (unless of course they want to reinforce the (OT) by modding it Off-topic). So maybe if you see comments with that in the subject line, it would be best to ignore them -- unless somehow it gets back ontopic.

    Really, the parent of this post shouldn't have gotten a single positive mod.
    It was intended only for the couple people involved in the grammar sub-thread.

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  76. Dell and Alienware's websites look the same by brotebjo · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed that both websites look and navigate the same...

  77. Re:A local Dell spokesman has effectively denied r by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

    Well, it's already tomorrow in Oz, so obviously they've got newer info...

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  78. And one can only be dissapointed... by danpsmith · · Score: 1
    "One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition."

    If Gateway couldn't even keep itself from becoming a serviceless company with lack of any real care or support in just a decade, what makes people even hope that a corporate giant like Dell, who is already in the sell, sell, sell, culture, would be able to buy Alienware and not adversely affect it. If they will/did buy it, they will use the name to full advantage, while not giving a crap about what it used to meant. I give it about 2 years and all the support will be done by Indians with muddled accents as well.

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  79. Reminds me of... by Otonotachibana · · Score: 1

    Two drunks trying to help each other walk a straight line.

  80. Re: (OT) Obligatory grammar pedant by EvanED · · Score: 1
    (And I hope you're OK with my use of the abbreviation 'OK').

    Actually this is very interesting. Firefox's spellchecker marks the work "okay" wrong, so I put up an away message complaining about it. Someone replied saying that apparently OK was the original spelling. From the usage note at dictionary.com:

    OK is a quintessentially American term that has spread from English to many other languages. Its origin was the subject of scholarly debate for many years until Allen Walker Read showed that OK is based on a joke of sorts. OK is first recorded in 1839 but was probably in circulation before that date. During the 1830s there was a humoristic fashion in Boston newspapers to reduce a phrase to initials and supply an explanation in parentheses. Sometimes the abbreviations were misspelled to add to the humor. OK was used in March 1839 as an abbreviation for all correct, the joke being that neither the O nor the K was correct. Originally spelled with periods, this term outlived most similar abbreviations owing to its use in President Martin Van Buren's 1840 campaign for reelection.


    "Okay" apparently showed up in the 1860s.

    (BTW, on further research, it appears there's some controversy on the origin of OK, but does seem to be pretty well accepted.)
  81. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by ureshii_akuma · · Score: 1
    About 14 years ago (I was in 7th grade, I believe), I saved up my paper route money to get my first PC. We had owned TI 99-4a and A couple Apple IIs prior to that. I was tantalized by the rpg prospects on PCs (such as the old d&d gold box games).

    Anyway, I got a copy of computer shopper, and together with suggestions from my dad's co-workers, I settled on a 386 with a 40Mhz AMD processor. The company we got it from was called "Quantex". I have no idea if they are still around, or if they have changed from when we dealt with them.

    The PC arrived, we got it all set up, and I began as a tech-geek in training. Well, as would happen, I was playing around with the BIOS, no idea what I was doing, and got it so my compy would not boot. A quick call to the companies tech support (which did not have me on hold, and placed me in touch with a seemingly knoweldgeable person), and they quickly ID'd the problem and stepped me through the procedure to fix the BIOS settings.

    Not two weeks later, a power surge or faulty component fried the video card. Again, a quick call with virtually no hold time, and the problem was ID'd, and a new card was overnighted, with a postage-paid box to return the old card.

    So, yes, at least one person has had a good long distance tech experience, even if it was over a decade ago (^_^)

  82. Alienware users are screwed... by harshmanrob · · Score: 1
    This is no worse than one bank buying the bank that has your credit card with a good low interest rate. That rate is going up.

    Nice knowing Alienware...they DID make good systems.

  83. What? by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Remember the movie Wall Street? When a company is rumored to be bought, its stock will most likely go up substantially because investors know the company will cut overhead, largely in the form of layoffs. Expect that to happen here.

    Not trying to be an asshat here but did you just reference a movie in your analogy of how takeover's work in the REAL world? I used to work in M&A (mergers and acquisitions) and I assure you, the movie Wall Street is NOT how things work. Not even close.

  84. Parent is right! by spicate · · Score: 1

    Alienware does not make their own laptops, according to what I've read.

  85. Dell buying crap like Alienware by stmr · · Score: 0

    XPS PCs are way better gaming machines than those Alienware PCs. Why would Dell pony up dough for something they do better (aka making PCs)?

  86. stop the crack smoking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alienware support is HORRIBLE compared to Dell.

  87. Who Calls? by Broiler · · Score: 1

    One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition.

    Who calls support these days?
    The only time I have someone call it is because they do not want to do it themselves. It is just a PC...

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  88. payback by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    We had some key employees jump ship to take jobs with Alienware, leaving us
    having to work super overtime to get a project completed in time. Now these
    guys may be putting their resumes out because they are worried about being
    laid off in the merger. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!

  89. At least they're kind of honest? by Corvaith · · Score: 1

    Alienware CS, last I heard, is in Costa Rica. The guy tells you his name is Juan. Chances are, his name is Juan.

    I don't remember if I was calling Gateway or Compaq or Toshiba (I own too many computers) at the time, but one of them, I got a CS rep with such a heavy Indian accent that I could barely understand her, and it took me several minutes just to understand that she was trying to claim her name was 'Mary' or something like that.

    Give me CS who isn't going to lie to me about their name, and I'll be more likely to trust them with other things. I may not be capable of actually pronouncing 'Mary's real name, but I'm not likely to be calling her by name much anyway. Since she's not fooling anybody about what continent she's on, why bother giving her an American name? And if I can't be trusted to know her real name, what else aren't they telling me?

    Give me Juan any day of the week.

  90. A-LEMON-WARE is right!!! by biNoctex · · Score: 1

    I dont have time to rant about my terrible experiences with Alienware horrendous award-winning customer service. Here the cliffs notes:
    1 $3400 laptop
    I had to wait 6 weeks for the system to arrive.
    It had a @#$% video card and it took me about 5 hours of CS talking to get a new one (which i had to pay for up front - and then get reimbursed) (another 2 weeks gone)
    Then its internal wireless card stopped working and gave me BSODs every time i turned it on.
    After about a dozen CS calls, and more then 8 hours spent on the phone (I began logging my CS calls after numerous 45+minute hold times) i finally convinced them to accept it for repair. This time it was gone for 6 weeks.
    When i finally got it back the keyboard latches were busted, and two weeks later the wireless was fritzed again. This time when i called for help, they told my that my warranty had expired and i should have called in sooner.
    Well, if they didnt have my machine tied up for 2 MONTHS, it would have still been under warranty.
    Basically DONT BUY ALIENWARE SHIT!!!
    I really wish there was a local office i could go into and pull an independence day on!!!
    I feel bad for DELL...

  91. Insider information? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  92. www.alienwaresucks.com by Lotu · · Score: 1

    Alienware has a short represive history of being really mean nasty and evil to it's customers. Dell on the other hand is usally rather helpfull they just have crappy computers. Anyways I hope this is good for alienware.

  93. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once had to call Iomega about an external Zip drive a number of years ago. After spending a few minutes navigaing their call tree and another ten minutes with the tech to get the unit registered on their database, warranty established and issue explained I was informed that a replacement would arrive within two days by the end of business. The next morning the drive, adapters, CD, manuals and zip disk arrived in a pre-paid return box. So yeah I've had good support from a long distance. If you can call the distance from Detriot to Ottawa a long distance. I've also had good experiences with Compaq (when it was Compaq), Xerox and IBM as well.

  94. Re:Hardware and Support - slightly OT by ryanov · · Score: 1

    Must have been a long time ago. No one over there seems to know what they're doing anymore -- their current favorite thing is calling me back to see if I solved the problem on my own.

    Thanks, guys.

  95. My poor car. by Captian+Obias · · Score: 1

    This is like when Ford bought out Jaguar.

  96. epinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story prompted a visit to epinions. The online ranting of a dissatisfied costumer are not new but this one is particularly funny.

    http://www.epinions.com/content_221413215876