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  1. Re:Prior art on Apple Tries to Patent Fast User Switching · · Score: 1

    You're clearly a total fucking moron. I am English, and I can assure you that "superior" is the correct spelling in English.

    Why don't you join Mensa too, you seem to be dumb enough?

  2. Re:Prior art on Apple Tries to Patent Fast User Switching · · Score: 1

    a typo in a sig? please...

  3. Re:The Fast User Switching I Want to See... on Apple Tries to Patent Fast User Switching · · Score: 1

    Firstly, AMD DON'T MAKE computers.

    Secondly, in what conceivable way would an Itanium or an Opteron be at the heart of a PERSONAL computer? They're both server/workstation chips, and designed and marketed as such.

  4. Re:Prior art on Apple Tries to Patent Fast User Switching · · Score: 1

    Your superior intellect shows up very clearly in your awesome spelling proficiency.

  5. Re:That's like saying... on Apple Tries to Patent Fast User Switching · · Score: 1

    you've got to admit that it IS pretty, though!

  6. Re:the reason why they'd do this on Apple Updates Panther Via Software Update · · Score: 1

    "They pretty much know what forums to monitor for feedback , usually intelligent and insightful,"

    You gotta be shittin me!

    Which forums would these be, pray tell?

  7. Re:One step closer to Linux on Apple Updates Panther Via Software Update · · Score: 1

    "It may be easy to type a short command in a shell window, but most end-user/average consumer types are deathly afraid of the command-line. (I'd like to blame DOS's shitty CLI for this, as bash and the C shells are nice.)"

    When was the last time a GUI gave you a syntax error message?

    Using a CLI for the status is genuinely pathetic.

  8. Re:Good news or the bad news? on eMac Video Upgrade · · Score: 1

    it doesn't HAVE a videoCARD

  9. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    eh?

  10. Re:should come in handy on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Pretty easy to imagine actually. It would probably look like the Roman or British Empires did.

  11. Re:One question. on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    it's a cut n' paste job - no creativity involved.

  12. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    driven it!

    loved it!

    been all over the 'States - it's almost as beautiful as Europe! :-]

  13. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    no one can

    it's more of an aspiration

  14. Re:Not exactly the best naming scheme on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's wrong with that? Nimrod was reputedly the founder of Babylon and/or the architect of the Tower of Babel.

    A lot of RN ships have really dull names like HMS York or some other place name. I rather like things like "HMS Fantastic", "HMS Unstoppable" or even "HMS Comeandavaagoifyouthinkyourehardenuff".

    That sort of thing.

  15. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    no can do

    I'm simply an AI sent to torment the American unwary who post comments on Slashdot stories.

    or not

    Funny thing is, I quite like America - California is especially beautiful, and that Grand Canyon - great stuff!

  16. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    how about the "USS Lions Led by Donkeys"?

  17. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    he he

    you spotted it!

    "HMS Quite Easy to Sink with an Exocet" doesn't really have the same ring to it though, does it?

  18. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 0, Troll

    "I truly loathe you."

    Good stuff for a Friday afternoon - that'll really put a spring in my step over the weekend!

  19. Re:Friggin Troll or what? Bush is a Fascist Pig! on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1, Troll

    "I love you people who have nothing but contempt for this country. Where but you to live anywhere else."

    That's the part that shows how little YOU know about the rest of the world.

    To paraphrase Kipling "They that know only America do not know America."

  20. Re:Cue... on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    you don't mean...

    CALIFORNIAN TEENAGERS!

    run!

    ahdvkadkajghvfkjaehfvkajhefdjkahefgkajhdfgjkahfg ak jhfga

  21. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    bankrupted?

    how's that national debt of YOURS doing these days?

  22. Re:Way too many articles on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is that for when Canada finally invades?

    How do 12 aircraft carriers stop box cutter wielding fanatics hijack a plane and crash it into the White House?

    Just curious, it's just the USA seems to be armed to the teeth with OFFENSIVE weapons...

  23. Re:I wonder on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nice ship.

    Shit president.

    You guys should try the British naming scheme, we call our ships things like "Illustrious" and "Invincible". Sounds better, no?

  24. Re:wrong. on More Info on Phantom Game Console · · Score: 1

    it's a long and winding road

    get a fucking spellchecker installed

  25. Re:wrong. on More Info on Phantom Game Console · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    INFINITE

    Just because your accent doesn't allow you to pronounce words correctly, doesn't mean you can spell them incorrectly too.