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  1. Re:Asshat on How to get 1.5 TeraFlops from Linux · · Score: 1

    Can you tell me what it means? Some kind of a hat for your Ass, presumably. My Donkey seems to get by without a hat, why would an Ass need one?

  2. Re:Obligatory Sept. 11 quote on Grad Student's Work Reveals National Infrastructure · · Score: 0

    Is that guy's facial hair post-post-modern or what?

    What a fucking dork!

  3. Re:Oh yeah? on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    No it doesn't, I live in England.

  4. Re:1 Gig equals... on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    "Put it into terms that they can understand."

    Ahh! OK then, this DVD-R can hold up to four point seven Gigabytes. How much is that? Well, if you wanted to store all the information in a telephone directory on this disk, you could fit about five million separate directories on this one disk!

  5. Re:Oh yeah? on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    "Can she move a document to the floppy drive on her mac? No, and she has a masters degree."

    Your mom can't afford a newer Mac than that? Just shows what post graduate qualifications are worth...

  6. Re:carburetor on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    "Only sissies want modern conveniences like a car that doesn't need weekly adjustments... ...or one that can meet emissions regulations?

  7. Re:that strategy will work on Harry Potter and the Entertainment Industry · · Score: 1

    "It really pays to get those discount cards."

    Some would say the impact on your personality is too high.

  8. Re:True, but somewhat misleading on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That doesn't make any sense - if 80% (plucked number) of users of your product use the MacOS version, why does it matter that there are 15X as many Windows PCs in the world? There are probably more ATMs in the world that Palm OS computers, doesn't make it sensible to write a calorie counting app for ATMs, does it?

  9. Re:Adobe afraid of competition? on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 1

    That WOULD make sense if Adobe had done anything of the sort.

    They haven't, so it doesn't.

    I just wish that Adobe would develop some decent apps for Palm OS already...

  10. Re:Adobe afraid of competition? on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 1

    err... I think you missed out ILLUSTRATOR (major competition Freehand), AFTER EFFECTS (major competition Shake and Commotion) and INDESIGN (major competition Xpress).

    Adobe makes fine software that runs very well on the Mac - virtually all of it has strong competition, yet Adobe still does well. Adobe aren't afraid of competition, but they know when FCP / FCP Express / iMovie have killed Premiere, and that time is now.

  11. Re:Adobe afraid of competition? on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 1

    Don't go spoiling this argument by bringing logic and reason into it!

  12. Re:Adobe afraid of competition? on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 1

    Look, Premiere relies on QuickTime - how's that gonna fly on bloody Linux?

  13. Re:Didn't Adobe sell apple Final Cut? on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 5, Informative

    You ARE wrong. FCP came from Macromedia, who had pinched Premiere's lead programmers to produce a Premiere killer (that's why FCP is so Premiere like - it IS "Super Premiere"). Macromedia had let the project founder, Apple bought it back to life.

    Now, Adobe has finally admitted defeat. The Premiere killer has killed.

  14. Re:Hopes it worth it.. on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 1

    Why would you go to see it if the reviews suck? Is this uncritical sfx movie going the reason why Hollywood keeps cranking out such abominable sequential shite?

    If we don't even boycott these craptastic celluloid insults, why would they ever change?

  15. Re:oooh on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1

    Is that a Hyundrai Accent?

    What an unbelievably ludicrous machine to spend money on.

  16. Re:oooh on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1

    "It's really not funny."

    It is - coz you did it to yourself.

  17. Re:The English Language on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    "British English"

    You mean English?

  18. Re:The English Language on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, would you say "Metallica is touring Germany" or "Metallica are touring Germany".

    For me it's definitely the latter, but I'm unsure as to how deep the American usage goes.

  19. Re:The English Language on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    company (P)Pronunciation Key(kmp-n)
    n. pl. companies

    1. A group of persons.

    2. One's companions or associates: moved in fast company; is known by the company she keeps.

    3. A guest or guests: had company for the weekend.

    4. The state of friendly companionship; fellowship: was grateful for her company; friends who finally parted company.

    5. A business enterprise; a firm.

    6. A partner or partners not specifically named in a firm's title: Lee Rogers and Company.

    7. A troupe of dramatic or musical performers: a repertory company.

    8. A subdivision of a military regiment or battalion that constitutes the lowest administrative unit. It is usually under the command of a captain and is made up of at least two platoons.

    9. A unit of firefighters.

    10. A ship's crew and officers. See Usage Note at collective noun.

  20. Re:The English Language on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    and what does the word "company" mean, precisely...

  21. Re:Or I could buy the PC version and get a iBook t on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    "The funny thing is I bought my first mac about 1 1/2 years ago and got it because of OS X. It was still a buggy slow POS so I started playing around with OS 9 (also buggy but significantly faster) and found I liked the discontinued OS better. Kind of funny really."

    Not that funny, as I tend to agree with you...

    I agree about the point-stick too - God I fucking hate trackpads (weird considering that I'm a Wacom bore). As to the 17" Powerbook in general - I don't like it much at all. To me, a lptop should be small and have great battery life FIRST, and all other features come second, thus I think the 900Mhz, 12" iBook is EASILY Apple's best notebook offering.

    I was just trying to point out that the Toshzilla is missing quite a few features that the Maczilla has , and is a bigger and heavier package on top.

  22. Re:The English Language on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    English usage is different to yours, a corporate entity is treated as if it were a plural because it's assumed to encompass more than one person's thinking.

    English is English, American a foreign tongue.

  23. Re:I have 2 laptops and will get one of these as w on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    The Apple machine is quite nicely lighter, longer running, smaller, has a magic lighty-up keyboard, has Gigabit Ethernet, has Airport Extreme, has Firewire 400 & 800 etc etc etc.

    And it runs OSX 10.2.6...

  24. Re:Well. on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    "So I bought a 12" iBook (which I'm not completely in love with, thank you Apple) and I'm determined NOT to have a huge, bulky laptop again. There is something about being able to use a little laptop for 4 hours straight without realizing you forgot to plug it in that seems... right."

    Are you sure you've come to the right place? You seem to be talking SENSE.

  25. Re:Erm...why? on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Then again, the majority of home pc's are still slow pentium 1/2 or celerons, as that's all most mums and dads need."

    Way to show yourself up as a know-it-all teener.