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  1. Re:Uh... on A 2nd Core to Keep Windows Chugging Along? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think that it's pretty clear that

    a) your troll sucked
    b) the submitter was really complaining about the probability that the second core will be lost to overhead.

  2. Re:people make jokes about it but on A 2nd Core to Keep Windows Chugging Along? · · Score: 1
    Here's a hint about why that happens, and why you should submit a URL as a link... Also, on the submit comment page there is a description about URLs and how to autolinky them....

    Next time you get a 'slow down cowboy' message back up and read the submission page, k?

  3. Re:Lost Revenue on 20-yr Old Games on FBI Cracks Down on Piracy of Obsolete Game · · Score: 1

    DudeYouMadeTehFunny.

  4. Re:Lost Revenue on 20-yr Old Games on FBI Cracks Down on Piracy of Obsolete Game · · Score: 0, Redundant


    "Why would I buy newzeldatitle when I still haven't beat ZeldaII?"

  5. Re:The next logical step on ESA Aiming for Martian Probe in 2011 · · Score: 1

    There is only one god,
    And he's the sun god,
    Ra! Ra! Ra!

  6. Re:In a post 9/11 world... on Space Elevator Update · · Score: 1

    Which was entirely for narative and dramatic effect. There's a reason the serious proposals use flat ribbon cables. Think: surface area.

  7. Re:Building a ladder to heaven on Space Elevator Update · · Score: 1

    A counterweight is not needed: just make the cable longer.

  8. Re:Are you being served? on Space Elevator Update · · Score: 1

    Are you free, Mr. Humphries?

  9. Re:Water spectacular?! on Water Spectacular in Episode III? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'd hit it. With your dick.

  10. Re:Mon Calamar on Water Spectacular in Episode III? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would a humanoid squid have breasts?

  11. Re:Water spectacular?! on Water Spectacular in Episode III? · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's a trap!

    Fuck, I'm on slashdot. Sorry.

  12. Re:thrift stores on The Art of Purchasing Used Games · · Score: 1
    Occasionally that have a C64 or an Amiga come by, usually with a stack of pirated disks in a box for a good price. Shops generally know the value of those to collectors though.

    K, what's fair price on a working c64 with a tuned 1541? I ask because I refused to pay $50 at a going out of business sale (I'd planned to offer 25 the next day and dude said he'd have taken it, except that someone had paid the $50).

    And I can make my own stack of pirated disks with a simple 1541X ;)

  13. Re:$10 SMB?! on The Art of Purchasing Used Games · · Score: 1

    Serious? Buyer pays shipping? Should I start buying these in bulk? In the greater seattle area you can find a NES, gun, controller, SMB/DH, and small collection of carts for about five bux. All it takes is a willingness to drive into garage-sale-area and stop at garage-sails. I think you could reasonably expect to score between two and ten such boxes every three hours hunting, if you set about it in a reasonably serious and methodical manner.

  14. Re:My god... on Ready or Not, Here Comes Service Pack 2 · · Score: 1

    Turning auto updates on is like a chick putting your dick in her mouth: expect a load of cum or don't do it.

  15. My god... on Ready or Not, Here Comes Service Pack 2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...but this is a non-story. Even for Slashdot.

    If your enterprise is taking auto-updates then you should be prepared to accept automatically what's on the auto update site. If you don't want autoupdates then you've got plenty of other options for patch deployment that will allow you to pick and choose what gets pushed to whom.

  16. Re:SANS vs. the rest of the security community. on DNS Cache Poisoning Spreads Malware · · Score: 1

    ...er...don't you mean it was raised because of the worm outbreaks?

  17. Re:More color-coded warnings? on DNS Cache Poisoning Spreads Malware · · Score: 4, Funny

    RIMMER: Go to blue alert.
    LISTER: What for? There's no-one to alert - we're all here.
    RIMMER: I would just feel more comfortable if I know that we're all on
    our toes 'cos everyone's aware it's a blue-alert situation.
    LISTER: We all are on our toes.
    RIMMER: May I remind you all of Space Core Directive 34124?
    KRYTEN: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in
    zero gravity".
    RIMMER: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
    LISTER: Ok, ok.
    .
    .
    .
    LISTER: Too small for a vessel... maybe some kind of missile.
    KRYTEN: It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they
    clearly have a technology way in advance of our own!
    LISTER: So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company.
    RIMMER: Step up to red alert!
    KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
    RIMMER: There's always some excuse, isn't there?

  18. Re:Why not both? on Cooler Servers or Cooler Rooms? · · Score: 1

    Macrohard.

  19. Re:Why not both? on Cooler Servers or Cooler Rooms? · · Score: 1

    Definately. My boss worked out every day so she was always wearing a sports bra. When she walked into the server room they both stood at attention (and so did I...)

  20. Re:Toothing has been filed as novely item #127345 on What Ever Happened to 'Toothing'? · · Score: 1

    There's a project I'll fund. Are you ready to recieve paypal donations yet?

  21. Re:Furby: Reloaded on The Baby Bootstrap? · · Score: 1

    No.

  22. Re:I'm almost ready to dump XP on WBEL4 Preview Ready For Testing · · Score: 1
    mcrbids, you're my hero. I mean I was reading that post and I kept thinking "Why doesn't someone tell this whiny little whore to wipe his own ass?" and then you said it.

    So because you said it I don't have to. So now I need to contribute to this project by offering you my congratulations and praise. I'm afraid I'm unable to fund this project at this time, but I would like you to keep up the crusade to tell people what's what.

    I'll be helping as much as I can too.

  23. Re:Thank you, MGM on MGM Concedes Some Fair-Use Rights Exist · · Score: 1

    Well said, sir.

  24. Re:Thank you, MGM on MGM Concedes Some Fair-Use Rights Exist · · Score: 5, Informative
    opps, wait a minute, Privacy isn't expressly listed in the Constitution either.

    You missed the part about "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches..." I take it?

  25. Re:Well, yeah... on BeOS Ready for a Comeback as Zeta OS · · Score: 1
    ...many people believe that if you switch on and off a light bulb many times, lifetime decreases and energy consumption is higher. As far as I know, there is no scientific evidence for this.

    Trivial to test... a multimeter, a 555, and a relay...