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  1. Re:Why should it not work? on Nintendo DS Wireless in Freefall · · Score: 1
    Google: cypress AAD

    Forgetting to open is very unlikely to kill you these days.

    "Remember -- when the people look like ants, pull. When the ants look like people, pray"

    "Pull high -- it's lower than you think."

  2. Re:Trend Micro on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 1

    1. Because our IT department is incompetent. Choice of virus scanner is tip-of-the-iceberg as far as proving that goes.

    2. See 1.

  3. Re:Train crash in Japan on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 1

    Virus/anti-virus aside the car-computer bugs mentioned elsewhere in the thread have had a terrible impact. Also google for the dive computer (SCUBA) which had a bug in its handling of NitrOx divers, worked out really nasty for several people diving aggressive dive plans.

  4. Re:Servers do not need real time virus protection. on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 1

    If you're all that and a bag of peanuts start a security consulting firm.

  5. Re:Sounds familiar. on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 1

    Are you certain of that, sir? With out computers the image name displayed as system and so did the user name.

  6. Re:A lesson here. on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 1

    EVERY XP machine in my office was affected.

  7. Trend Micro on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 2, Informative
    So -- this is the same Trend Micro that decided to quarantine Cygwin a month or so back, took out our entire development team. A couple of years back Trend Micro decided to quarantine all emails containing the letter 'p'.

    Since my office was so seriously affected by this problem, it would be great if people could post other embarassing Trend Micro stories too!

  8. Re:Can anyone explain? on Trend Micro Bug Hits Several Important Computers · · Score: 1

    Nice joke, but this took out my company Friday afternoon PDT.

  9. Whoa! on XBox 360 MTV Ad and Possible Images · · Score: 1, Funny
    5 seconds in -- jiggly cyber boobies!

    /purile

  10. Re:Reminds me of my teen years on Aspect-Oriented Programming Considered Harmful · · Score: 3, Funny

    C:\>copy con autoexec.bat
    @echo off
    echo ^G^GSYSTEM ERROR
    autoexec.bat
    ^Z
    1 file(s) copied.
    C:\>copy con t.bat
    echo Fuck you.
    t.bat
    ^Z
    1 file(s) copied.
    C:\>t.bat

  11. Re:Can someone please explain... on Saving Lives with Design · · Score: 1

    I'm not usually much of a tin-foil-hat wearer. The fact is that I do not know how to explain the lack of the debris field you'd associate with a plane hitting something. All the quotes I can't verify, innuendo, allegedly confiscated tapes, whatever aside there should be serious nastiness all over the lawn, right?

  12. Can someone please explain... on Saving Lives with Design · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...what happened at the pentagon on 9/11? The photographic evidence seems to contradict the the official story... Look

  13. Re:I'm waiting on on Conan MMORPG In The Works · · Score: 1

    Tried the Discworld MUD?

  14. Re:Personally, I'm holding out.... on Conan MMORPG In The Works · · Score: 1
    I'll play if I can hunt down and kill Rand so Jordan has to write up a decent protagonist. Better yet maybe someone could balefire the fuck out of Rand so I can get back the hours I wasted reading the parts he was in waiting for the books to get good. Rand was the reason I stopped reading around book six or so, closely followed by the fact that there wasn't a single convincing female character and Nynavae was less interesting and more annoying than Rand.

    But... I'd be willing to try it out, I guess. More likely if it was set a few Ages before the books take place, but...

  15. Re:K.I.S.S. on Computers in Space Examined · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nope. Don't read Car and Driver. Did break a window with one once. Dunno why Car and Driver would print that, but it wasn't hard.

  16. Re:K.I.S.S. on Computers in Space Examined · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yes, I most certainly am. First, the safety glass you're thinking of is the windshield -- side windows are considerably easier to break. Also, a window hammer isn't like a standard claw hammer where the work is done by impact of a large mass on the target, it's more of a spike so the smallish force you are applying is focussed onto one very small point on the window shattering it in two or three blows.

    Your concern about the blade is misplaced as well -- the "business end" of the device (both the hammer spike and blade) is kept safe in a capsule you need to unscrew to get them out. The blade is also protected by a guard rather like the one on a letter opener.

    If I'm in a serious enough accident where I need to worry about my rearview coming off the windshield, the case braking open and me getting stabbed by this piece of emergency gear then... I think getting stabbed by this piece of emergency gear will be the least of my worries.

  17. Re:K.I.S.S. on Computers in Space Examined · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...So if I crashed into a river, I hope I was driving the '89...

    Entirely offtopic, but do you wear a seatbelt? Can you unbuckle it when it's loaded (ie: you're hanging upside down from it?)? Get a seatbelt saw/window hammer. The combined tool is not much larger than your thumb, and it comes on a lanyard to hang from your rearview mirror. Some are also emergency flashlight.

  18. ....sigh.... on Conan MMORPG In The Works · · Score: 1
    I'd be hard-pressed to think of five fantasy worlds I'd be less likely to play in....

    Help me out here! Xanth, Valdemar, whatever the hell Rosenberg called his Keepers of the flame

  19. Hm.... on Real World Anger Affecting MMOG Reality? · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    If it's a DDOS attack does that mean they're reopening hostilities?? Does Japan get to rape Nanking again?

    /One ticket

    //Window, not aisle

    ///Non-smoking please

  20. Mmm... on Data Suggests Early Universe was Superfluid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why you whippersnappers! I remember before we had Data suggesting superfluid universes we had Spock. Spock was always solid and reliable. Spock taught us how to be people none of this gibberish about the beginnign of universes... Why at Amok Time he said, ""It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers." -- and that's as true now as it was then.

  21. Add another hash on Finnish Firm Claims Fake P2P Hash Technology · · Score: 2, Insightful
    *shrug* Then the p2p networks will respond by using two different hashing algorithms, and a collision will be that much harder to generate.

    Their site is down so I can't get any real details, but I think this is smoke and mirrors in any case.

  22. Re:DartMUD on The Eight Stages of Permadeath Debate · · Score: 1

    Well, using an outside messenger is grounds for deletion, and for the persistent offenders, siteban. And if you've been playerkilled you can expect your amulet to be dropped somewhere out of the way -- like way out in the ocean where only your killers will know your coordinates. And to prevent you from counting squares or pulling it from a log, you'd probably be put in a closed backpack.

  23. DartMUD on The Eight Stages of Permadeath Debate · · Score: 1
    DartMUD is still working quite well with (nearly) permadeath enabled. In DartMud when you die you lay in your body until it rots away. In this state you can send tells requesting help -- and a well-trained healer can put you back together.

    There's a slightly better solution -- if you are wearing a soul amulet your soul is transferred into the amulet, and you run no risk of having your body rot away... but you can't send a tell... And if you were killed by a player (DartMUD has no limitations on PK....) they now have you in an amulet, can float you far out in the see, bury you in the depths of the underdark, ...

  24. ...not to surprising... on Microsoft Proposes Thumb-Driven Interfaces · · Score: 1

    In other news, Microsoft gives you your veri=y first UFIA

  25. Re:What's the state of...? on Grand Challenges in Networks for the Next 15 Years · · Score: 1

    Quite spankable, apparently.