Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Bob Patterson community when last month IDC confirmed that Bob Patterson accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of ABC Ratings. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Bob Patterson has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Bob Patterson is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Nielson's Ratings Survey.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Bob Patterson's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Bob Patterson faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Bob Patterson because Bob Patterson is dying. Things are looking very bad for Bob Patterson. As many of us are already aware, Bob Patterson continues to lose market share. Viewership flows like a river of blood. The Network Test Card is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Ratings leader Theo states that there are 7000 viewers of PAX. How many viewers of the WB are there? Let's see. The number of PAX versus WB posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 WB viewers. Bob Paterson posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of WB posts. Therefore there are about 700 viewers of Bob Paterson. A recent article put Network Test Cards at about 80 percent of the Bob Patterson market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Network Test Card viewers. This is consistent with the number of The Network Test Card Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of abysmal ratings and so on, Bob Paterson was moved so it was no longer against Frasier. Now in its new timeslot, its ratings continue to slide. Soon, its corpse turned over to another timeslot.
All major surveys show that Bob Patterson has steadily declined in market share. Bob Patterson is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Bob Patterson is to survive at all it will be cult television followers. Bob Patterson continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Bob Patterson is dead.
While this is an important consideration, the down-mod ban applies both to accounts and IPs. If you're on dialup, this isn't a problem. However, many of us professional trolls are on static IPs, and therefore can not afford to be constantly down-modded.
Anyhow, I don't much care whether the moderators use up their mod points or not, what I'm worried about is signal/noise ratio. We had one article last Troll Tuesday reach 1/4 signal/noise. That article, to put it simply, was fscked!
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Kentucky Fried Chicken community when last month IDC confirmed that Kentucky Fried Chicken accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all chicken nuggets served. Coming on the heels of the latest Washingtonian survey which plainly states that Kentucky Fried Chicken has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Kentucky Fried Chicken is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent competitor's comprehensive taste test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Kentucky Fried Chicken's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Kentucky Fried Chicken faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Kentucky Fried Chicken because Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying. Things are looking very bad for Kentucky Fried Chicken. As many of us are already aware, Kentucky Fried Chicken continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. The Colonel's Original Recipe is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe leader Theo states that there are 7000 eaters of The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe. How many eaters of The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe are there? Let's see. The number of The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe versus The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe eaters. Popcorn Chicken posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe posts. Therefore there are about 700 eaters of Popcorn Chicken. A recent article put The Colonel's Original Recipe at about 80 percent of the Kentucky Fried Chicken market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Colonel's Original Recipe eaters. This is consistent with the number of The Colonel's Original Recipe Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of marketing, abysmal sales and so on, Church's went out of business and was taken over by Bojangles' who are another troubled fried-chicken outlet. Now Bojangles' is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Kentucky Fried Chicken has steadily declined in market share. Kentucky Fried Chicken is very sick and its long-term survival prospects are very dim. If Kentucky Fried Chicken is to survive at all it will be among inbred redneck hicks. Kentucky Fried Chicken continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Kentucky Fried Chicken is dead.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Robert Goulet community when last month IDC confirmed that Robert Goulet accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all music. Coming on the heels of the latest MTV survey which plainly states that Robert Goulet has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Robert Goulet is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Billboard comprehensive musician test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Robert Goulet's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Robert Goulet faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Robert Goulet because Robert Goulet is dying. Things are looking very bad for Robert Goulet. As many of us are already aware, Robert Goulet continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. "The Beggar's Opera" is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
"Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" director Theo states that there are 7000 fans of Robert Goulet's rendition of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." How many fans of "The Beggar's Opera" are there? Let's see. The number of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" versus "The Beggar's Opera" posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 "The Beggar's Opera" fans. "Meet Me In St. Louis" posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of "The Beggar's Opera" posts. Therefore there are about 700 fans of Robert Goulet's rendition of "Meet Me In St. Louis." A recent article put "Camelot" at about 80 percent of the Robert Goulet market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "Camelot" fans. This is consistent with the number of "Camelot" Usenet posts.
All major surveys show that Robert Goulet has steadily declined in market share. Robert Goulet is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Robert Goulet is to survive at all, it will be among nursing-home residents. Robert Goulet continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Robert Goulet is dead.
In order to make it down to -1, you usually have to endure the ban. That's why I posted a whole bunch of posts and had people waste mod-points modding 'em down. Took me down real quick, subjected me to the 72 hour ban, but once I came back, I was firmly placed at -1.
It is possible to make it down to -1 without being subjected to the ban, but you have to be mad slow with your posts. (Post twice, wait a few days, post two more, etc.) It's easier to just endure the ban and come out swinging once it's over.
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Dude, this is getting bad! Then again, I had this kind of luck when I first started too.
You're like Jagr, except without the fucked-up knee.
Bob Patterson is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Bob Patterson community when last month IDC confirmed that Bob Patterson accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of ABC Ratings. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Bob Patterson has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Bob Patterson is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Nielson's Ratings Survey.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Bob Patterson's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Bob Patterson faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Bob Patterson because Bob Patterson is dying. Things are looking very bad for Bob Patterson. As many of us are already aware, Bob Patterson continues to lose market share. Viewership flows like a river of blood. The Network Test Card is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Ratings leader Theo states that there are 7000 viewers of PAX. How many viewers of the WB are there? Let's see. The number of PAX versus WB posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 WB viewers. Bob Paterson posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of WB posts. Therefore there are about 700 viewers of Bob Paterson. A recent article put Network Test Cards at about 80 percent of the Bob Patterson market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Network Test Card viewers. This is consistent with the number of The Network Test Card Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of abysmal ratings and so on, Bob Paterson was moved so it was no longer against Frasier. Now in its new timeslot, its ratings continue to slide. Soon, its corpse turned over to another timeslot.
All major surveys show that Bob Patterson has steadily declined in market share. Bob Patterson is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Bob Patterson is to survive at all it will be cult television followers. Bob Patterson continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Bob Patterson is dead.
Bob Patterson is dying
No new news for over an hour and 20 minutes now folks. Timothy, Hemos, Katz, and friends are all shaking in their boots right now.
That's right boyz, we 0\/\/|\|Z j00!
Hey, don't knock it. I was reduced to posting through bablefish last week! Now that's tenacity right there!
While this is an important consideration, the down-mod ban applies both to accounts and IPs. If you're on dialup, this isn't a problem. However, many of us professional trolls are on static IPs, and therefore can not afford to be constantly down-modded.
Anyhow, I don't much care whether the moderators use up their mod points or not, what I'm worried about is signal/noise ratio. We had one article last Troll Tuesday reach 1/4 signal/noise. That article, to put it simply, was fscked!
Do it Doug! Welcome to the ranks. Get to work, this post didn't get modded down too hard.
Damn, newbie's kicking ass! Mad propz!
You sure you haven't done this before, or did you gain a lot of experience as an AC?
Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Kentucky Fried Chicken community when last month IDC confirmed that Kentucky Fried Chicken accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all chicken nuggets served. Coming on the heels of the latest Washingtonian survey which plainly states that Kentucky Fried Chicken has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Kentucky Fried Chicken is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent competitor's comprehensive taste test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Kentucky Fried Chicken's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Kentucky Fried Chicken faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Kentucky Fried Chicken because Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying. Things are looking very bad for Kentucky Fried Chicken. As many of us are already aware, Kentucky Fried Chicken continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. The Colonel's Original Recipe is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe leader Theo states that there are 7000 eaters of The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe. How many eaters of The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe are there? Let's see. The number of The Colonel's Extra Crispy Recipe versus The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe eaters. Popcorn Chicken posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of The Colonel's Hot and Spicy Recipe posts. Therefore there are about 700 eaters of Popcorn Chicken. A recent article put The Colonel's Original Recipe at about 80 percent of the Kentucky Fried Chicken market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Colonel's Original Recipe eaters. This is consistent with the number of The Colonel's Original Recipe Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of marketing, abysmal sales and so on, Church's went out of business and was taken over by Bojangles' who are another troubled fried-chicken outlet. Now Bojangles' is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Kentucky Fried Chicken has steadily declined in market share. Kentucky Fried Chicken is very sick and its long-term survival prospects are very dim. If Kentucky Fried Chicken is to survive at all it will be among inbred redneck hicks. Kentucky Fried Chicken continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Kentucky Fried Chicken is dead.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is dying
Dude, never post strategy in the articles!
This is funny! Laugh, damn it!!!
Nope. Half of me is still at the bottom of the Arctic Ocean rusting away, the other half is suspended under a barge in a Russian port.
That may be Fecal Troll Matter you're thinking of, but I think Strom Thurmond is still recovering in the hospital...
I guess I can't tell you who's playing in each other's feces.
"You son of a bitch"
Translation: "Waah waah waah. My pussy hurts."
And I have no problem with that. As it was, even with the 2 minute wait, I got 3'rd post. That's pretty good.
Propz on your first post.
I'd have this FP fair and square. Damn it all to hell!
And I shall accept it. Thank you kind sir.
Robert Goulet is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Robert Goulet community when last month IDC confirmed that Robert Goulet accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all music. Coming on the heels of the latest MTV survey which plainly states that Robert Goulet has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Robert Goulet is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Billboard comprehensive musician test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Robert Goulet's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Robert Goulet faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Robert Goulet because Robert Goulet is dying. Things are looking very bad for Robert Goulet. As many of us are already aware, Robert Goulet continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. "The Beggar's Opera" is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
"Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" director Theo states that there are 7000 fans of Robert Goulet's rendition of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." How many fans of "The Beggar's Opera" are there? Let's see. The number of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" versus "The Beggar's Opera" posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 "The Beggar's Opera" fans. "Meet Me In St. Louis" posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of "The Beggar's Opera" posts. Therefore there are about 700 fans of Robert Goulet's rendition of "Meet Me In St. Louis." A recent article put "Camelot" at about 80 percent of the Robert Goulet market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "Camelot" fans. This is consistent with the number of "Camelot" Usenet posts.
All major surveys show that Robert Goulet has steadily declined in market share. Robert Goulet is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Robert Goulet is to survive at all, it will be among nursing-home residents. Robert Goulet continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Robert Goulet is dead.
Robert Goulet is dying.
Been there, done that. That was last-week's adventure.
-2 Faggoty Ass Tutu Wearing MISY Major
I hope you're on dial-up. The down-mod ban is effective both on accounts and on IP.
Troll Tuesday lives on
It's just getting started baby!
I'm sorry, but you didn't post in the form of a question...
I hereby annex this unclaimed FP in the name of all logged-in trolls. Let Troll Tuesday begin!
You know, this is probably the worst possible place to perform any karma whoring...
I want to go home...
This never even showed up on my front page. How did you find it?
In order to make it down to -1, you usually have to endure the ban. That's why I posted a whole bunch of posts and had people waste mod-points modding 'em down. Took me down real quick, subjected me to the 72 hour ban, but once I came back, I was firmly placed at -1.
It is possible to make it down to -1 without being subjected to the ban, but you have to be mad slow with your posts. (Post twice, wait a few days, post two more, etc.) It's easier to just endure the ban and come out swinging once it's over.