You definitely show promise. Congratulations on rising from the primordial AC sludge to become a proud logged-in Troller/Crapflooder.
Just remember, you will probably be subjected to the 72 hour ban before Tuesday, so you probably won't be able to participate tomorrow. However, we certainly look forward to your participation next week.
Use it as an interjection or a celebratory statement! As in...'Hey! I just upgraded my 56k modem to 1.1 SDSL. w00t! w00t!'. Works every time. True it's an independent clause, but really the best clauses are always independent. w00t.
w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived from the obselete 'whoot' which essentially is another way to say 'hoot' which itself is a shout or derisive laugh. But others maintain that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies in Quake III. Fiction or fact? You decide...
Dude, how can you be talking so much when you blew out your hard/soft palatte with a.357 magnum. Last I saw you there was a steady stream of blood pouring down your forehead.
Oh, yeah, that's an obvious. I'm just saying that as a new login, it deserves our support just in case this person be a true newbie that needs encouragement. From the length of the post though, that is probably not the case. I still consider this his come-out troll, and as such it gets my support
I didn't realize it had gotten up to +2; Funny. Yeah, he definitely modded it up.
Look at his UID. It's a new login. I've never seen the story before, so I'm assuming he took the time to write it, and this is his come-out troll. Remember, even new-logins post at 1 automatically, and that's what he initially posted at.
As for being a newbie, this is my first week trolling/crapflooding on Slashdot. I have some experience "Chat Hating." A friend and I would go into AIM chat rooms and take them over, insulting anyone and everyone. We both got quite good at it. Unfortunately, that got old and we moved on. Now I've found the joys of trolling Slashdot, and life will never be the same...
I must say that I am humbled to have graduated from "newbie" status so quickly.
Okay, enough of that shit. Let's kick ass and take names!
Slashdot Mirror
C'mon, someone has to pick up the reference...
Excellent attempt! You were very close.
You definitely show promise. Congratulations on rising from the primordial AC sludge to become a proud logged-in Troller/Crapflooder.
Just remember, you will probably be subjected to the 72 hour ban before Tuesday, so you probably won't be able to participate tomorrow. However, we certainly look forward to your participation next week.
Once again, welcome aboard.
Listen Betty, don't start up with that white zone shit again!
YHBT
HAND
The previous post states there are 90,000 fewer Linux users. This post states that Progeny is getting out of the Linux business...
*BSD is dead. It's been burried for quite some time. Linux has caught the same bug, and is now dying itself.
I'm a proud windows user!
I can't understand why so many people have such a problem with windows. After all, I absolutely love them!
*****Attention: For Immediate Release*****
All trolls are requested to report to TrollMan 5000's Journal to coordinate tomorrow's Troll Tuesday activities.
Yeah, that was great, "Alright, nobody panic. Somebody call an ambulance and the police."
I didn't know he was innocent. That definitely makes it Must See TV (TM)
I thought time, like information, wants to be free
Must everything have meaning?
If it must, here's some info...
Use it as an interjection or a celebratory statement! As in...'Hey! I just upgraded my 56k modem to 1.1 SDSL. w00t! w00t!'. Works every time. True it's an independent clause, but really the best clauses are always independent. w00t.
w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived from the obselete 'whoot' which essentially is another way to say 'hoot' which itself is a shout or derisive laugh. But others maintain that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies in Quake III. Fiction or fact? You decide...
I list my sources
Dude, how can you be talking so much when you blew out your hard/soft palatte with a .357 magnum. Last I saw you there was a steady stream of blood pouring down your forehead.
Other than that, how was the press conference?
They kick you out for that?
but your mother is a whore!
No, sorry. That's my ex-girlfriend.
Suck it long, suck it hard.
You dumb bastard...
It's not woot, it's w00t. Please note that 0 = the number, not the letter.
Please use the correct terminology in the future. Thank you.
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Now that's a compliment. I have truely graduated from "Newbie" status when an AC quotes a previous message!
by Raymond Luxury Yacht on Thursday October 11, @09:46AM (#2415100)
Isn't that pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove?
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someone created the account for this purpose
Oh, yeah, that's an obvious. I'm just saying that as a new login, it deserves our support just in case this person be a true newbie that needs encouragement. From the length of the post though, that is probably not the case. I still consider this his come-out troll, and as such it gets my support
I didn't realize it had gotten up to +2; Funny. Yeah, he definitely modded it up.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
FUCK! Up yours! I hereby annex this FP in the name of TrollMan 5000. It's yours man, enjoy.
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Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
Thank you, sir!
After this, I may retire from FPing. It's getting too easy.
Look at his UID. It's a new login. I've never seen the story before, so I'm assuming he took the time to write it, and this is his come-out troll. Remember, even new-logins post at 1 automatically, and that's what he initially posted at.
As for being a newbie, this is my first week trolling/crapflooding on Slashdot. I have some experience "Chat Hating." A friend and I would go into AIM chat rooms and take them over, insulting anyone and everyone. We both got quite good at it. Unfortunately, that got old and we moved on. Now I've found the joys of trolling Slashdot, and life will never be the same...
I must say that I am humbled to have graduated from "newbie" status so quickly.
Okay, enough of that shit. Let's kick ass and take names!