C'mon CM, a lot of effort went into this. It deserves at least a little applause. I didn't bother to read it either, but the length deserves something.
It also looks to be a new Troll moving up the ranks, it was originally posted at +1. This guy's new, we need to support him some.
Who's watching Slashdot go nuts? Links changing colors, menus being rendered incorrectly or just disappearing, the front-page redrawing to get rid of everything except the articles.
Once upon a time, I was very timid when going for a FP. I would say things along the lines of "Did I get it?" One day, I decided that wasn't getting me anywhere, so I decided to be bold in my FP grabbing. Rather than ask "Did this make it?" and post a follow-up saying "Wow, I did!" I now simply post "I got FP" and am done with it. I'd rather be bold and fall short than aim low and randomly hit the target.
So yes, someone could sneak in and make me look the fool, but I have faith that I can fast-finger out an FP and post it right at 20 seconds before anyone else can.
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run for president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother am I really dying?
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama'll help to build the wall.
Mother do you think she's good enough -- to me?
Mother do you think she's dangerous -- to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Mama wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in.
Mama will always find out where you've been.
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You'll always be baby to me.
Ha ha. He didn't get +squat because the moderators have recognized him as a Karma Whore. My first line was intended to be his train of thought when he posted it. You're probably one of those people that watches any comedy show and keeps nudging his mom and saying "I don't get it!"
Also, he is at 1 right now because he's a logged-in user with decent karma. Nobody's modded him up for shit. You need to sit down now, I'm done with you.
And that's how I feel about you. I don't give a damn whether you're Bobcat Golthwait or Pope John Paul II. If you don't log in, you don't claim your post. As far as that goes, I'm really CmdrTaco, and I've decided to troll under a login other than my own. I've been getting FP's since before God separated the light from the dark, but I enjoy claiming them, so I take them away from Anonymous Cocksuckers like you.
Anyone can make claims as an AC. I stand behind mine. Get your turgid ass out of here. (See, even us uncivilized types can use big words!)
Wow, let's get all flashy here and talk about hydrogen fuel cells! That should be worth +2; Interesting!
Jackass, a diesel generator does exactly the same thing. Hell, for that matter, so does a hamster! If you're going to be a Karma Whore, put a little more effort into it.
Not until my bow is raised to the surface will I change my nick. Then it will be to "Ignorant Russians" because they couldn't build a decent torpedo.
Anyhow, if I change my nick, I'll lose my place in the Meta-Moderation line. Just another 40,000 or so registrations left before I get to meta-moderate! w00t!
Slashdot Mirror
Evidentally, it can!
C'mon CM, a lot of effort went into this. It deserves at least a little applause. I didn't bother to read it either, but the length deserves something.
It also looks to be a new Troll moving up the ranks, it was originally posted at +1. This guy's new, we need to support him some.
Dude, what's sad is the fact that you're willing to waste a mod point on someone that's already at -1.
And what's even more sad is the fact that you posted in a thread you moderated, completely undoing your moderation. Smooth move slick.
*applause*
w00t! I completely freaking rule!
Those are features of Slashcode you are witnessing
Oh, my bad! Guess I should have read the spec, huh?
IT IS!!! IT IS!!!!
Shut up! You're going to scare the sheep!
Who's watching Slashdot go nuts? Links changing colors, menus being rendered incorrectly or just disappearing, the front-page redrawing to get rid of everything except the articles.
What's going on here?!?
Should we try to recruit him?
Thank you for feeding the trolls.
Once upon a time, I was very timid when going for a FP. I would say things along the lines of "Did I get it?" One day, I decided that wasn't getting me anywhere, so I decided to be bold in my FP grabbing. Rather than ask "Did this make it?" and post a follow-up saying "Wow, I did!" I now simply post "I got FP" and am done with it. I'd rather be bold and fall short than aim low and randomly hit the target.
So yes, someone could sneak in and make me look the fool, but I have faith that I can fast-finger out an FP and post it right at 20 seconds before anyone else can.
I'm on a freaking roll. Where are the rest of my troll bretheren? I thought there was a Troll Thursday today!
Such a wonderful troll deserves a follow-up. Won't you feed this poor man?
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run for president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother am I really dying?
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama'll help to build the wall.
Mother do you think she's good enough -- to me?
Mother do you think she's dangerous -- to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Mama wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in.
Mama will always find out where you've been.
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You'll always be baby to me.
Mother, did it need to be so high?
I get freaking FP. I rule!
w00t!!!
What movie?
Are getting this FP from me. ACs suck!
Copacitor
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Ha ha. He didn't get +squat because the moderators have recognized him as a Karma Whore. My first line was intended to be his train of thought when he posted it. You're probably one of those people that watches any comedy show and keeps nudging his mom and saying "I don't get it!"
Also, he is at 1 right now because he's a logged-in user with decent karma. Nobody's modded him up for shit. You need to sit down now, I'm done with you.
Next!
IHBT, but I don't give a rat's ass
And that's how I feel about you. I don't give a damn whether you're Bobcat Golthwait or Pope John Paul II. If you don't log in, you don't claim your post. As far as that goes, I'm really CmdrTaco, and I've decided to troll under a login other than my own. I've been getting FP's since before God separated the light from the dark, but I enjoy claiming them, so I take them away from Anonymous Cocksuckers like you.
Anyone can make claims as an AC. I stand behind mine. Get your turgid ass out of here. (See, even us uncivilized types can use big words!)
No problem man, enjoy it.
Wow, let's get all flashy here and talk about hydrogen fuel cells! That should be worth +2; Interesting!
Jackass, a diesel generator does exactly the same thing. Hell, for that matter, so does a hamster! If you're going to be a Karma Whore, put a little more effort into it.
I wanna install Linux on my toilet so I can Open Source my turds.
I'd have to say, that area of my body is the last place I want anything Open Source. Do you really want your bunghole GPLed?
Not until my bow is raised to the surface will I change my nick. Then it will be to "Ignorant Russians" because they couldn't build a decent torpedo.
Anyhow, if I change my nick, I'll lose my place in the Meta-Moderation line. Just another 40,000 or so registrations left before I get to meta-moderate! w00t!
Sorry Mr. AC, but you didn't claim your post. Therefore, I claim it as my own.
Cyborg Monkey, you gave me one earlier, and I give this one to you. Enjoy, and congrats on your FP!
w00t!