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  1. CmdrTaco: Homophobe or Homosexual? on Viruses: More Hype than Danger? · · Score: -1

    RED
    Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in
    every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take
    hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica
    could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the
    aggressors and weaker colours should beware!

    YELLOW
    If you tend to favour Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean
    toward the adaptable. The favourite colour of homosexuals is Yellow! No
    don't panic - not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the
    person will acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive
    manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn
    down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.

    PURPLE
    Lovers of the colour Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for
    a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss
    their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In
    both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfilment
    than anyone else's gratification.

    BLACK
    Black colour preferences point to Black sex. These people are the
    misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend
    to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in
    nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under
    stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex
    offenders prefer the colour Black. And it is no coincidence that the
    uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.

    GREEN
    Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
    Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. And
    a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and
    endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If
    chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

    PINK
    Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
    Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
    some cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly
    hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie
    wardrobes in Pink. Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They
    are the type who will take three dates for the same evening and not keep
    one; preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose
    husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they are
    deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money. ORANGE
    People who favour Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is
    regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star.
    Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings;
    meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not
    experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
    partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the
    bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.

    BROWN
    If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers
    tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of their
    partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I Love You"
    often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
    snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots
    of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh
    word could end the affair.

    GRAY
    The colour Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get
    excited about anything - including colours - so they choose a noncommittal
    shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension,
    (nothing more, nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women who
    prefer Gray don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two
    reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They count the
    cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When a
    Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed
    with another colour, the Gray spouse considers the colour's infidelity a
    blessing.

    BLUE
    Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and
    sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and
    their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists;
    delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in
    the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but
    their passion might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression.
    Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as
    the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never
    failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

    WHITE
    If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These people are
    puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in daylight
    in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will
    shower before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names for
    their genitals.

  2. The Day Katz Had His Way With Me on Viruses: More Hype than Danger? · · Score: -1

    When I was younger, I used to visit my uncle, who had a farm. I
    remember once when I was about sixteen I was spending a few weeks in
    the summer there.

    My uncle had a man there named Aboab, who worked around the place and
    generally helped out. One day I was walking out by the stables and
    saw Aboab watching the horses. One of the horses, a beautiful dark
    brown stallion, kept biting another hors on the back of the neck.
    "Aboab," I said, "What is he doing?"

    Aboab looked shy for a moment, and, blushing, said "Dat's how horses
    court, missey."

    This intrigued my curiosity. Looking closer, I could see the
    stallion's member hanging down almost to the ground. I was astonished
    at the size of it. Soon the other horse presented herself, and the
    great, brown stallion mounted her. My cheeks were hot with
    embarrasment, but I couldn't take my eyes off it. I became aware of
    Aboab standing close to me, watching the huge beasts. "Missey, you
    ever seen people do it?"

    "No," I mumbled, "of course not."

    "Yo uncle does it every moanin wit de girl dat milks de cows. Would
    you like to see it?"

    This intrigued and excited me. Before I knew it, I found that I had
    agreed to meet Aboab in the barn early the next morning to witness
    this with my own eyes.

    * * *

    The next day I awoke just as the sun was coming up. I was soon out of
    bed and dressed, and headed for the barn. I didn't like what I was
    doing, and felt ashamed of myself, but I couldn't help myself.

    Aboab met me at the barn and took me into the hay loft. He placed us
    on the hay where we could look down onto the main floor, and spread
    some hay over us to hide us.

    Soon Inga came in to milk the cows. SHortly after she arrived my
    uncle walked in and said, "Inga, my dear! There you are! I've
    something here that has been waiting all night for you!" With that,
    he pulled down his pants. I was immediatly reminded of the stallion I
    had seen in action the day before, so large was his tool. Inga knelt
    before him and began stroking and kissing his manhood, cooing over it.
    She placed it in her mouth and began to suck on it.

    As I watched her working on my uncle's member, I became aware that
    Aboab had moved, and was now laying on top of me. I could feel his
    bulge pressing against the crack of my behind. He began working his
    tool against my skirt. I couldn't tell him to stop, because I didn't
    want my uncle to discover us spying on him. Besides, the spectacle
    below us was making me more and more excited.

    Inga suddenly jumped up and said, "Sir, if I do not have you in me
    this minute, I shall scream!" My uncle then laid her down on a table
    and pulled up her skirts. I got an excellent view of her mature
    cunny, much hairier than my own. Then my uncle buried his cock inside
    of her, and began to pump it in and out of her. From the angle I was
    at I had an excellent view of my uncle's huge prick plunging deep into
    her.

    The sight of my uncle screwing Inga excited Aboab immensly. He soon
    pulled my skirt up over my behind, and before I knew it his tool
    plunged deep into my cunny. This was not the first time I had felt a
    man inside of me, but my splendid view of my uncle and Inga made it
    very special. Aboab started groaning softly as he humped me from
    behind, matching his strokes to those of my uncle. It was all I could
    do to keep from crying out as I felt his cock moving inside of me. My
    mind was filled with the sight of my uncle's huge prick at work, and I
    couldn't help but think of how that massive tool would feel. I
    imagined that monstrous member prodding me as Aboab worked at my
    pussy, and it was all I could do to keep from crying out.

    Soon I felt Aboab pulsing inside of me, and he stiffened and pressed
    his body against mine, plunging his tool deep into me. But my uncle
    was still working on Inga, and I heard her whimpering and saw her
    thrashing as she came and came. My uncle seemed tireless. Still he
    pounded away at her. Aboab had collapsed on top of me, and was
    kissing my neck and whispering in my ear. But all I could see was
    that Inga was still being fucked, still coming.

    Then, finally, my uncle stiffened against her and sighed out loud. He
    pulled away from her, and I saw his thick white cream oozing from her
    notch, even as I felt Aboab's running from my own.

    His organ was shriveled now, a pale ghost of its former self, and yet
    still bigger than Aboab's at its hardest. I gazed longingly at it,
    and knew that I would not be happy until I had felt it within me.

    Aboab and I remained in hiding until my uncle and Inga had departed.
    As we waited Aboab fondled my tits and my cunny, admiring my
    tightness. By the time they were both gone, Aboab was ready for
    action again. This time I took him laying on my back, feeling the
    hard thrust of his cock within me. Having just spent himself in me,
    he lasted much longer this time, and his juices lubricated me so that
    we slid in and out of me in a most agreeable fashion. But it was
    still the thought of that massive organ that made me come. I imagined
    it stretching my cunny, filling me with its juice, as Aboab forced
    himself deep inside of me.

    Aboab and I lay for awhile in the hay, touching and stroking one
    another, as I tried to imagine how I could possibly get that massive
    tool.

    * * *

    My uncle had a section of apple trees on his farm. He had a sort of a
    field hand named Nadav who was mainly responsible for taking care of
    the apple trees. Nadav had always intrigued me, because I had often
    seen him in profile, and he seemed quite well equipped in the nether
    regions.

    One day I went out to the apple orchard and told Nadav that I wished
    to pick a few apples if I could find any which were ripe. He picked
    up a ladder and took me out into the orchard, and set the ladder
    against a tree for me. I climbed up the ladder, basket in hand,
    leaving Nadav to steady the ladder for me. I had taken care to leave
    off my undergarments that day, and I made sure to lean out from the
    ladder, holding my legs open so that Nadav could see up my skirts. I
    could tell that I had his full attention whenever I reached for a
    distant apple, as I made sure to do quite often.

    After teasing him thus for a bit, I decided that it was time to be a
    bit more direct. I dropped my basket of apples to him, and told him
    that I was coming down. As I got near the ground, I contrived to slip
    on the ladder, and landed on him with my legs over his shoulders and
    his head under my skirts. I felt him give my cunny a quick kiss
    before he lowered me to the ground, looking quite embarrased.

    "Nadav," I said, "I'm feeling quite faint. Would you help me to the
    gardening shed?"

    He eagerly agreed, and took me to the shed nearby, there laying me
    down on a rude cot that was inside. I felt him stroking my legs as I
    pretended to be faint with exhaustion. "Are you all right, ma'am?" he
    asked.

    "Oh, yes," I replied, "I just need to catch my breath." His hands
    continued to stroke my legs, and slowly edged there way upwards.
    "What are you doing, Nadav? You must stop this instant, or I shall be
    forced to tell my uncle!"

    "Oh, but ma'am," he replied, "I can't help it! You're so lovely, and
    your skin is so smooth and soft!"

    "I really must insist," I said, "you really must stop. This isn't at
    all proper."

    "Oh, but ma'am, I can't help myself!" His hands worked slowly
    upwards, and began to softly stroke the hair on my cunny.

    "But you must! This isn't right. If my uncle found out, we'd both be
    in trouble. You must stop right away. Oh, yes, that's the spot," I
    said, as he found my love button.

    He continued to stroke my mound for awhile, then he said, "Oh, ma'am,
    I can't help it!" With that, he shoved his head under my skirt and
    began licking and kissing my cunny.

    "Well," I said, "if you must, you must." I reached down and unbuckled
    his pants, which fell to the floor to reveal his throbbing manhood.
    In a flash, he was on top of me, kissing my throat and squeezing my
    tits. I felt his throbbing tool rubbing against my portal, and soon
    managed to place the tip of his prong against my love canal. He
    wasted no time in shoving himself deep into me.

    His large cock felt wonderful sliding in and out of me. He humped me
    furiously for a few minutes, but all too soon I felt him stiffen
    against me, shoving his cock as far into me as he could. And then I
    felt his juices pulse into me, and knew it was over, all too soon.
    His equipment was the size of my uncle's, but his endurance was sadly
    lacking.

    As he crooned over me and whispered into my ear, I sadly realized that
    I would not be satisfied until I had felt the full strength and power
    of my uncle's tool.

    I also realized, laying there on the cot with Nadav on top of me, that
    if I was going to find my pleasure among the help, then I'd be much
    better off staying with Aboab.

    * * *

    While I was at my uncle's I noticed that one of the serving girls,
    Maryann, would disappear shortly after dinner almost every night. My
    uncle would then declare that he was going for a walk to smoke a cigar
    (my aunt disapproved of his cigars, and would not let him smoke them
    in the house).

    One night I was determined to find out exactly what happened on these
    walks. Shortly after my uncle left on his evening constitutional, I
    arose from the table, stating that I was full and did not desire any
    dessert, and quietly left the house through the back door. I soon
    spotted the glow of my uncle's cigar in the back garden.

    I slipped quietly into the garden and hid behind a large boxbush.
    Soon I saw Maryann join my uncle in the center of the garden.

    "There you are, my sweet!" my uncle whispered hoarsely. "I've been
    waiting for you. I've been looking forward to this for quite awhile,
    now!"

    "I'm sure you have, sir", she replied. "And did you see me blush when
    you squeezed my buns during dinner?"

    "Yes, I did", he answered. "But don't worry. I don't think Nora
    noticed."

    "Well now you can squeeze them to your heart's content!" With that,
    he put his arms around her and pressed her tightly to him, kissing her
    soundly. I could see quite clearly in the pale moonlight, and felt my
    body shiver in anticipation as I saw my uncle pull up her skirt and
    squeeze her firm bottom. Maryann was no laggard, either, and soon had
    worked his pants open so that she could take his massive tool in her
    hands. I watched with envy as she pulled it and stroked it. "Oh,
    sir!" she cried, "I cannot stand it! I must have it!" She dropped to
    her knees and took the end of his giant member into her mouth. So
    large was it that she could do no more than suck the head of it, which
    she did with wild abandon.

    "Oh, my darling Maryann", he cried, "if you do that much more, you
    will drown in my cum! I must have you right now!"

    She reluctantly drew her head away from his manhood and lay back on
    the grass, pulling him on top of her. Soon he was pounding his tool
    into her with great energy, causing her to moan with joy. I could not
    help myself.

    Soon I was frantically frigging myself with my finger. The wan
    moonlight was not enough to let me see the detail that I longed to
    feel deep inside myself, but my imagination was more than equal to the
    task.

    Maryann began to thrash and cry out, until I was certain that my aunt
    Nora must certainly step outside to see what was happening. This
    added to my sense of excitement, until it was all I could do to keep
    from crying out myself and betraying my presence to my uncle.

    I was entranced by the sight of my uncle's buttocks rising and
    falling, glowing whitely in the dim light, a second moon reflecting
    the one in the sky, but bouncing, thrusting, plunging into the lovely
    serving girl's cunny. My own cunny throbbed and pulsed in sympathy.
    My hand was drenched in my own juices, even though I knew that my
    finger was but a pale shadow of my uncle's manhood.

    Finally, after a seeming eternity of hot sweaty flesh slapping
    together in ecstasy, I saw my uncle stiffen, plunging himself deep
    into Maryann's pussy, and heard him grunt with pleasure. I knew that
    he had shot his load deep into her, and wondered how it would feel to
    be filled by such a tool as his. I quickly and quietly faded back
    into the bushes, so as not to be caught.

    * * *

    Maryann's room had a connecting door with the one I slept in. That
    night I went to the door and asked Maryann if she would mind talking
    with me a bit. She readily agreed, and we were soon curled up on her
    bed chatting away.

    As talk among girls will do, we were soon discussing men. She told me
    a great deal about the various men she had been with at one time or
    another. I wistfully stated that I hadn't even been so close as to
    see a cunny that had had a man. She replied that it looked no
    different than any other cunny, so I challenged her to prove it.
    Before she quite knew what was happening, I had my head under her
    nightgown and was examining her pussy. "Well," I said, "it certainly
    has a lot more hair than mine."

    "Oh, pooh!", she exclaimed, "that just comes with time. Your's will
    have as much hair as mine, soon enough."

    "I think it might smell a bit different, as well", I stated. "I wonder
    how it would taste?" With that, I reached out with my tongue and
    gently licked her.

    "You shouldn't do that", she stated, but she didn't draw away. In
    fact, her legs moved further apart, as if to give me more room.

    Soon I was laid out on my stomach, my head in her lap, giving all my
    attention to her luscious hairy womanhood. It had a strong musky
    taste, and seemed to respond warmly to my ministrations. Soon Maryann
    was moving her hips and cooing with pleasure. I continued to lick her
    private parts, savoring the strong, spicy taste, until suddenly she
    arched her back and I felt a warm gush of liquid which I eagerly
    lapped up.

    "That was heavenly", she murmured, stroking my hair. "Tell me,
    precious, what can I possibly do for you in return?"

    "Well", I replied, "there is one small thing you could do. . ."

    * * *

    The next evening as we were finishing dinner, my uncle arose for his
    evening walk in the garden. As soon as he was gone, I got up, stating
    that I was quite full and did not care for dessert. I slipped out the
    side door and worked my way around to the garden. The moon had not
    risen yet, and it was quite dark.

    I felt my way along the paths, and soon found the open area in the
    center of the garden. I saw a red glow from the end of my uncle's
    cigar, and sidled up to him warmly. He put his arms around me and
    hugged me close to him, telling me softly of all the things he was
    planning to do to me.

    "Why, Maryann", he whispered, "you're awfully quiet tonight. Are you
    sure you want to be here?"

    I murmured quietly in his ear, and pressed my body against him,
    rubbing my crotch against the bulge in his pants. He appeared
    satisfied with that as an answer, and soon I felt his rough hands
    under my skirt, stroking the cheeks of my ass. As Maryann had advised
    me, I was not wearing any underwear, and soon his hands had found my
    tender cunny. He seemed confused for a moment at the sparse hair on
    my mound, so I decided to divert his attention. Holding my arms
    firmly around his waist, I leaned back and drew him on top of me on
    the ground.

    I kissed him fervently, and soon whatever thoughts he had disappeared
    as he rubbed himself against me. My hands frantically unzipped his
    trousers, and soon I could feel his gigantic tool brushing against me.
    I shivered at the thought of what was to come. My juices sprang forth
    in anticipation, and soon I felt the head of his huge rod pressing
    against my portal. He grunted with effort as he pressed himself into
    me, filling me until I thought I would burst. "Oh", he murmured, "oh,
    oh, Maryann, whatever you've been doing, I swear you're tighter than
    ever!"

    Then he began to move his hips, and my world was full with the feeling
    of his giant root sliding in and out of me. It was all that I had
    imagined, and more. He quickened his pace, and my cunny exploded with
    fire and ice as I felt his member thrusting into me. I felt as if I
    was a melon that was about to burst. I felt as if he was going to
    split me in two. Such was the power of his massive rod shoving into
    me.

    It seemed to go on forever. I can feel to this day the glorious
    feeling of his marvelous tool stretching my soft tissues and
    penetrating deeper into me than any other man has ever done. My
    entire world consisted of nothing but a giant cock thrusting against
    yeilding flesh.

    Finally, when it seemed that I could endure no more, I felt his
    wonderful prick plunge deeper into me than ever before, as if he was
    forcing it into me with all the power at his command. Then I felt a
    marvelous sensation, exploding my cunt into shards of ecstasy, as his
    giant tool began to pulse and throb, shooting hot jets of his cum deep
    into me. On and on it went, filling every crevice of my body with his
    sperm. I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him to me, glorying in
    the feeling of his hot cum filling me.

    I felt as if I was adrift in a sea of cum. Slowly he climbed off of
    me. Regretfully I followed, climbing unsteadily to my feet. I kissed
    him soundly, and watched as he drifted off back to the house. After a
    bit, I followed and retired to my room, glorying in the warm feeling
    radiating from my cunny, and the gentle tickle as his hot sperm
    overflowed my pussy and trickled down my legs.

  3. Ghetto Farm Love, Keeping IT Real on Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device · · Score: -1

    When I was younger, I used to visit my uncle, who had a farm. I
    remember once when I was about sixteen I was spending a few weeks in
    the summer there.

    My uncle had a man there named Aboab, who worked around the place and
    generally helped out. One day I was walking out by the stables and
    saw Aboab watching the horses. One of the horses, a beautiful dark
    brown stallion, kept biting another hors on the back of the neck.
    "Aboab," I said, "What is he doing?"

    Aboab looked shy for a moment, and, blushing, said "Dat's how horses
    court, missey."

    This intrigued my curiosity. Looking closer, I could see the
    stallion's member hanging down almost to the ground. I was astonished
    at the size of it. Soon the other horse presented herself, and the
    great, brown stallion mounted her. My cheeks were hot with
    embarrasment, but I couldn't take my eyes off it. I became aware of
    Aboab standing close to me, watching the huge beasts. "Missey, you
    ever seen people do it?"

    "No," I mumbled, "of course not."

    "Yo uncle does it every moanin wit de girl dat milks de cows. Would
    you like to see it?"

    This intrigued and excited me. Before I knew it, I found that I had
    agreed to meet Aboab in the barn early the next morning to witness
    this with my own eyes.

    * * *

    The next day I awoke just as the sun was coming up. I was soon out of
    bed and dressed, and headed for the barn. I didn't like what I was
    doing, and felt ashamed of myself, but I couldn't help myself.

    Aboab met me at the barn and took me into the hay loft. He placed us
    on the hay where we could look down onto the main floor, and spread
    some hay over us to hide us.

    Soon Inga came in to milk the cows. SHortly after she arrived my
    uncle walked in and said, "Inga, my dear! There you are! I've
    something here that has been waiting all night for you!" With that,
    he pulled down his pants. I was immediatly reminded of the stallion I
    had seen in action the day before, so large was his tool. Inga knelt
    before him and began stroking and kissing his manhood, cooing over it.
    She placed it in her mouth and began to suck on it.

    As I watched her working on my uncle's member, I became aware that
    Aboab had moved, and was now laying on top of me. I could feel his
    bulge pressing against the crack of my behind. He began working his
    tool against my skirt. I couldn't tell him to stop, because I didn't
    want my uncle to discover us spying on him. Besides, the spectacle
    below us was making me more and more excited.

    Inga suddenly jumped up and said, "Sir, if I do not have you in me
    this minute, I shall scream!" My uncle then laid her down on a table
    and pulled up her skirts. I got an excellent view of her mature
    cunny, much hairier than my own. Then my uncle buried his cock inside
    of her, and began to pump it in and out of her. From the angle I was
    at I had an excellent view of my uncle's huge prick plunging deep into
    her.

    The sight of my uncle screwing Inga excited Aboab immensly. He soon
    pulled my skirt up over my behind, and before I knew it his tool
    plunged deep into my cunny. This was not the first time I had felt a
    man inside of me, but my splendid view of my uncle and Inga made it
    very special. Aboab started groaning softly as he humped me from
    behind, matching his strokes to those of my uncle. It was all I could
    do to keep from crying out as I felt his cock moving inside of me. My
    mind was filled with the sight of my uncle's huge prick at work, and I
    couldn't help but think of how that massive tool would feel. I
    imagined that monstrous member prodding me as Aboab worked at my
    pussy, and it was all I could do to keep from crying out.

    Soon I felt Aboab pulsing inside of me, and he stiffened and pressed
    his body against mine, plunging his tool deep into me. But my uncle
    was still working on Inga, and I heard her whimpering and saw her
    thrashing as she came and came. My uncle seemed tireless. Still he
    pounded away at her. Aboab had collapsed on top of me, and was
    kissing my neck and whispering in my ear. But all I could see was
    that Inga was still being fucked, still coming.

    Then, finally, my uncle stiffened against her and sighed out loud. He
    pulled away from her, and I saw his thick white cream oozing from her
    notch, even as I felt Aboab's running from my own.

    His organ was shriveled now, a pale ghost of its former self, and yet
    still bigger than Aboab's at its hardest. I gazed longingly at it,
    and knew that I would not be happy until I had felt it within me.

    Aboab and I remained in hiding until my uncle and Inga had departed.
    As we waited Aboab fondled my tits and my cunny, admiring my
    tightness. By the time they were both gone, Aboab was ready for
    action again. This time I took him laying on my back, feeling the
    hard thrust of his cock within me. Having just spent himself in me,
    he lasted much longer this time, and his juices lubricated me so that
    we slid in and out of me in a most agreeable fashion. But it was
    still the thought of that massive organ that made me come. I imagined
    it stretching my cunny, filling me with its juice, as Aboab forced
    himself deep inside of me.

    Aboab and I lay for awhile in the hay, touching and stroking one
    another, as I tried to imagine how I could possibly get that massive
    tool.

    * * *

    My uncle had a section of apple trees on his farm. He had a sort of a
    field hand named Nadav who was mainly responsible for taking care of
    the apple trees. Nadav had always intrigued me, because I had often
    seen him in profile, and he seemed quite well equipped in the nether
    regions.

    One day I went out to the apple orchard and told Nadav that I wished
    to pick a few apples if I could find any which were ripe. He picked
    up a ladder and took me out into the orchard, and set the ladder
    against a tree for me. I climbed up the ladder, basket in hand,
    leaving Nadav to steady the ladder for me. I had taken care to leave
    off my undergarments that day, and I made sure to lean out from the
    ladder, holding my legs open so that Nadav could see up my skirts. I
    could tell that I had his full attention whenever I reached for a
    distant apple, as I made sure to do quite often.

    After teasing him thus for a bit, I decided that it was time to be a
    bit more direct. I dropped my basket of apples to him, and told him
    that I was coming down. As I got near the ground, I contrived to slip
    on the ladder, and landed on him with my legs over his shoulders and
    his head under my skirts. I felt him give my cunny a quick kiss
    before he lowered me to the ground, looking quite embarrased.

    "Nadav," I said, "I'm feeling quite faint. Would you help me to the
    gardening shed?"

    He eagerly agreed, and took me to the shed nearby, there laying me
    down on a rude cot that was inside. I felt him stroking my legs as I
    pretended to be faint with exhaustion. "Are you all right, ma'am?" he
    asked.

    "Oh, yes," I replied, "I just need to catch my breath." His hands
    continued to stroke my legs, and slowly edged there way upwards.
    "What are you doing, Nadav? You must stop this instant, or I shall be
    forced to tell my uncle!"

    "Oh, but ma'am," he replied, "I can't help it! You're so lovely, and
    your skin is so smooth and soft!"

    "I really must insist," I said, "you really must stop. This isn't at
    all proper."

    "Oh, but ma'am, I can't help myself!" His hands worked slowly
    upwards, and began to softly stroke the hair on my cunny.

    "But you must! This isn't right. If my uncle found out, we'd both be
    in trouble. You must stop right away. Oh, yes, that's the spot," I
    said, as he found my love button.

    He continued to stroke my mound for awhile, then he said, "Oh, ma'am,
    I can't help it!" With that, he shoved his head under my skirt and
    began licking and kissing my cunny.

    "Well," I said, "if you must, you must." I reached down and unbuckled
    his pants, which fell to the floor to reveal his throbbing manhood.
    In a flash, he was on top of me, kissing my throat and squeezing my
    tits. I felt his throbbing tool rubbing against my portal, and soon
    managed to place the tip of his prong against my love canal. He
    wasted no time in shoving himself deep into me.

    His large cock felt wonderful sliding in and out of me. He humped me
    furiously for a few minutes, but all too soon I felt him stiffen
    against me, shoving his cock as far into me as he could. And then I
    felt his juices pulse into me, and knew it was over, all too soon.
    His equipment was the size of my uncle's, but his endurance was sadly
    lacking.

    As he crooned over me and whispered into my ear, I sadly realized that
    I would not be satisfied until I had felt the full strength and power
    of my uncle's tool.

    I also realized, laying there on the cot with Nadav on top of me, that
    if I was going to find my pleasure among the help, then I'd be much
    better off staying with Aboab.

    * * *

    While I was at my uncle's I noticed that one of the serving girls,
    Maryann, would disappear shortly after dinner almost every night. My
    uncle would then declare that he was going for a walk to smoke a cigar
    (my aunt disapproved of his cigars, and would not let him smoke them
    in the house).

    One night I was determined to find out exactly what happened on these
    walks. Shortly after my uncle left on his evening constitutional, I
    arose from the table, stating that I was full and did not desire any
    dessert, and quietly left the house through the back door. I soon
    spotted the glow of my uncle's cigar in the back garden.

    I slipped quietly into the garden and hid behind a large boxbush.
    Soon I saw Maryann join my uncle in the center of the garden.

    "There you are, my sweet!" my uncle whispered hoarsely. "I've been
    waiting for you. I've been looking forward to this for quite awhile,
    now!"

    "I'm sure you have, sir", she replied. "And did you see me blush when
    you squeezed my buns during dinner?"

    "Yes, I did", he answered. "But don't worry. I don't think Nora
    noticed."

    "Well now you can squeeze them to your heart's content!" With that,
    he put his arms around her and pressed her tightly to him, kissing her
    soundly. I could see quite clearly in the pale moonlight, and felt my
    body shiver in anticipation as I saw my uncle pull up her skirt and
    squeeze her firm bottom. Maryann was no laggard, either, and soon had
    worked his pants open so that she could take his massive tool in her
    hands. I watched with envy as she pulled it and stroked it. "Oh,
    sir!" she cried, "I cannot stand it! I must have it!" She dropped to
    her knees and took the end of his giant member into her mouth. So
    large was it that she could do no more than suck the head of it, which
    she did with wild abandon.

    "Oh, my darling Maryann", he cried, "if you do that much more, you
    will drown in my cum! I must have you right now!"

    She reluctantly drew her head away from his manhood and lay back on
    the grass, pulling him on top of her. Soon he was pounding his tool
    into her with great energy, causing her to moan with joy. I could not
    help myself.

    Soon I was frantically frigging myself with my finger. The wan
    moonlight was not enough to let me see the detail that I longed to
    feel deep inside myself, but my imagination was more than equal to the
    task.

    Maryann began to thrash and cry out, until I was certain that my aunt
    Nora must certainly step outside to see what was happening. This
    added to my sense of excitement, until it was all I could do to keep
    from crying out myself and betraying my presence to my uncle.

    I was entranced by the sight of my uncle's buttocks rising and
    falling, glowing whitely in the dim light, a second moon reflecting
    the one in the sky, but bouncing, thrusting, plunging into the lovely
    serving girl's cunny. My own cunny throbbed and pulsed in sympathy.
    My hand was drenched in my own juices, even though I knew that my
    finger was but a pale shadow of my uncle's manhood.

    Finally, after a seeming eternity of hot sweaty flesh slapping
    together in ecstasy, I saw my uncle stiffen, plunging himself deep
    into Maryann's pussy, and heard him grunt with pleasure. I knew that
    he had shot his load deep into her, and wondered how it would feel to
    be filled by such a tool as his. I quickly and quietly faded back
    into the bushes, so as not to be caught.

    * * *

    Maryann's room had a connecting door with the one I slept in. That
    night I went to the door and asked Maryann if she would mind talking
    with me a bit. She readily agreed, and we were soon curled up on her
    bed chatting away.

    As talk among girls will do, we were soon discussing men. She told me
    a great deal about the various men she had been with at one time or
    another. I wistfully stated that I hadn't even been so close as to
    see a cunny that had had a man. She replied that it looked no
    different than any other cunny, so I challenged her to prove it.
    Before she quite knew what was happening, I had my head under her
    nightgown and was examining her pussy. "Well," I said, "it certainly
    has a lot more hair than mine."

    "Oh, pooh!", she exclaimed, "that just comes with time. Your's will
    have as much hair as mine, soon enough."

    "I think it might smell a bit different, as well", I stated. "I wonder
    how it would taste?" With that, I reached out with my tongue and
    gently licked her.

    "You shouldn't do that", she stated, but she didn't draw away. In
    fact, her legs moved further apart, as if to give me more room.

    Soon I was laid out on my stomach, my head in her lap, giving all my
    attention to her luscious hairy womanhood. It had a strong musky
    taste, and seemed to respond warmly to my ministrations. Soon Maryann
    was moving her hips and cooing with pleasure. I continued to lick her
    private parts, savoring the strong, spicy taste, until suddenly she
    arched her back and I felt a warm gush of liquid which I eagerly
    lapped up.

    "That was heavenly", she murmured, stroking my hair. "Tell me,
    precious, what can I possibly do for you in return?"

    "Well", I replied, "there is one small thing you could do. . ."

    * * *

    The next evening as we were finishing dinner, my uncle arose for his
    evening walk in the garden. As soon as he was gone, I got up, stating
    that I was quite full and did not care for dessert. I slipped out the
    side door and worked my way around to the garden. The moon had not
    risen yet, and it was quite dark.

    I felt my way along the paths, and soon found the open area in the
    center of the garden. I saw a red glow from the end of my uncle's
    cigar, and sidled up to him warmly. He put his arms around me and
    hugged me close to him, telling me softly of all the things he was
    planning to do to me.

    "Why, Maryann", he whispered, "you're awfully quiet tonight. Are you
    sure you want to be here?"

    I murmured quietly in his ear, and pressed my body against him,
    rubbing my crotch against the bulge in his pants. He appeared
    satisfied with that as an answer, and soon I felt his rough hands
    under my skirt, stroking the cheeks of my ass. As Maryann had advised
    me, I was not wearing any underwear, and soon his hands had found my
    tender cunny. He seemed confused for a moment at the sparse hair on
    my mound, so I decided to divert his attention. Holding my arms
    firmly around his waist, I leaned back and drew him on top of me on
    the ground.

    I kissed him fervently, and soon whatever thoughts he had disappeared
    as he rubbed himself against me. My hands frantically unzipped his
    trousers, and soon I could feel his gigantic tool brushing against me.
    I shivered at the thought of what was to come. My juices sprang forth
    in anticipation, and soon I felt the head of his huge rod pressing
    against my portal. He grunted with effort as he pressed himself into
    me, filling me until I thought I would burst. "Oh", he murmured, "oh,
    oh, Maryann, whatever you've been doing, I swear you're tighter than
    ever!"

    Then he began to move his hips, and my world was full with the feeling
    of his giant root sliding in and out of me. It was all that I had
    imagined, and more. He quickened his pace, and my cunny exploded with
    fire and ice as I felt his member thrusting into me. I felt as if I
    was a melon that was about to burst. I felt as if he was going to
    split me in two. Such was the power of his massive rod shoving into
    me.

    It seemed to go on forever. I can feel to this day the glorious
    feeling of his marvelous tool stretching my soft tissues and
    penetrating deeper into me than any other man has ever done. My
    entire world consisted of nothing but a giant cock thrusting against
    yeilding flesh.

    Finally, when it seemed that I could endure no more, I felt his
    wonderful prick plunge deeper into me than ever before, as if he was
    forcing it into me with all the power at his command. Then I felt a
    marvelous sensation, exploding my cunt into shards of ecstasy, as his
    giant tool began to pulse and throb, shooting hot jets of his cum deep
    into me. On and on it went, filling every crevice of my body with his
    sperm. I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him to me, glorying in
    the feeling of his hot cum filling me.

    I felt as if I was adrift in a sea of cum. Slowly he climbed off of
    me. Regretfully I followed, climbing unsteadily to my feet. I kissed
    him soundly, and watched as he drifted off back to the house. After a
    bit, I followed and retired to my room, glorying in the warm feeling
    radiating from my cunny, and the gentle tickle as his hot sperm
    overflowed my pussy and trickled down my legs.

  4. Keeping it REAL, Ghetto Love in the 21st Century on Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device · · Score: -1

    Since the beginning of time, men have been plagued with cold-nosed women
    who simply refused to put out. Well, it was not long before man realized the
    value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters. Men really liked ole' Rose, but she
    lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that
    pussy could secrete. So those men got to thinking: A pussy is a pussy, no
    matter what the species.. So began the age of Beastiality. Unfortunately,
    fucking animals gave rise to new diseases, like syphilus. So when the rubber
    was finally invented, men could not only beast-fuck without the worry of
    infecting their shlongs, they could also fuck the dead ones.

    Now, with the arrival of AIDS, women are especially stingy with their
    snatches. I hope this guide will be helpful to men & women both.

    1. FINDING AN ANIMAL
    Make sure the animal's cunt is big enough to fit you dick!
    You haven't felt pain until you've had a donkey crack your
    nads! Suggested animals- Sheep, cow, horse (if your over
    6'), pig. Just go out in the country if you live in the
    city, or the zoo if you have no wheels.

    2. FOREPLAY
    Animals have to get excited, just like humans. Try to pick an animal
    without a tail, cause usually they have shit caked in the hair.
    Leave the animal standing, don't attempt to lay it down. Remember,
    they fuck standing up ( Unless you choose a cat ). Now, get on your
    knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles. lose your eyes and slowly run
    your tounge along the length of her slit. Try to hold your nose,
    the slime on her uter lips is a mixture of spit, piss, smegma, and
    whatever else she rubbed her cunt in. Her hips will start to get
    a little relaxed, and soon her pussy-juice will start to drip down
    your face. Use your fingers and find her clit if you can. Work
    a finger in at first, then 2 until her hole is loose enough to bang.

    3. IMPORTANT STEP
    Now slip on your rubber. I recommend Trojan(C), lubbed
    with receptical. Never use ribbed or you'll get kicked
    in the nuts again.

    4. FUCKING THE ANIMAL
    Slowly stand up, you don't want to destroy the mood she's
    in. Animals can be even flakier than real women. Reach
    down nd spread her cuntlips open. Doesn't it look great!
    Now, the hard part. Slowly slide your firm, hard dick up
    her loose, smelly gash. Once you have it in, hold your
    position. Let her get used to the feeling of you member
    inside her. Now slowly grind you pelvis into her ass. I
    know you'll be getting shit all over your bush since her
    asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even
    more. Don't be suprised if she farts either, they can't
    hold gas when they fuck. SLOWLY thrust in and out. Be
    sensitive to the needs of your partner, work out a rythem
    WITH her, don't be selfish. Occasionally reach down and
    fondle her clit, her anus, her thighs. She will loe you
    for it. Now you can quicken the pace and let go of your
    wad. Sometimes, if the mood is right, you can whip off
    your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using
    your cum for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass
    later.

    5. ANAL SEX
    If you didn't cum on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers
    work them in her asshole. Or you can just lick her asshole and
    wiggle your tounge inside her bowels if you like, both will do the
    tick. Animals are generally not to ound of buttfucking, it hurts
    them too, only they are used to passng massive amounts of shit so
    their assholes are a tad looser.

    6. NECRO-BEASTIALITY
    Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your
    dick in dead flesh, and there's lots of bacteria at work
    decomposing her body. So, now you have more than just one
    disease to worry about. But I know how satisfying it can
    be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you don't
    have to worry if she wants to or not. She's dead. Also,
    you don't have to worry about lubrication. During the
    course of decaying, the animal's cunt will be bloated with
    puss, so once you start to bang all those tastey juices go
    free!! You might alo want to try oral sex with her. Just
    bend over and lick up the puss. Don't attempt anal sex!

    Her intestines are stiff, when you pull your dick out, her
    guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it gets
    real messy...

    f00 yuh!

  5. My Farm Roots on Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device · · Score: -1

    Since the beginning of time, men have been plagued with cold-nosed women
    who simply refused to put out. Well, it was not long before man realized the
    value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters. Men really liked ole' Rose, but she
    lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that
    pussy could secrete. So those men got to thinking: A pussy is a pussy, no
    matter what the species.. So began the age of Beastiality. Unfortunately,
    fucking animals gave rise to new diseases, like syphilus. So when the rubber
    was finally invented, men could not only beast-fuck without the worry of
    infecting their shlongs, they could also fuck the dead ones.

    Now, with the arrival of AIDS, women are especially stingy with their
    snatches. I hope this guide will be helpful to men & women both.

    1. FINDING AN ANIMAL
    Make sure the animal's cunt is big enough to fit you dick!
    You haven't felt pain until you've had a donkey crack your
    nads! Suggested animals- Sheep, cow, horse (if your over
    6'), pig. Just go out in the country if you live in the
    city, or the zoo if you have no wheels.

    2. FOREPLAY
    Animals have to get excited, just like humans. Try to pick an animal
    without a tail, cause usually they have shit caked in the hair.
    Leave the animal standing, don't attempt to lay it down. Remember,
    they fuck standing up ( Unless you choose a cat ). Now, get on your
    knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles. lose your eyes and slowly run
    your tounge along the length of her slit. Try to hold your nose,
    the slime on her uter lips is a mixture of spit, piss, smegma, and
    whatever else she rubbed her cunt in. Her hips will start to get
    a little relaxed, and soon her pussy-juice will start to drip down
    your face. Use your fingers and find her clit if you can. Work
    a finger in at first, then 2 until her hole is loose enough to bang.

    3. IMPORTANT STEP
    Now slip on your rubber. I recommend Trojan(C), lubbed
    with receptical. Never use ribbed or you'll get kicked
    in the nuts again.

    4. FUCKING THE ANIMAL
    Slowly stand up, you don't want to destroy the mood she's
    in. Animals can be even flakier than real women. Reach
    down nd spread her cuntlips open. Doesn't it look great!
    Now, the hard part. Slowly slide your firm, hard dick up
    her loose, smelly gash. Once you have it in, hold your
    position. Let her get used to the feeling of you member
    inside her. Now slowly grind you pelvis into her ass. I
    know you'll be getting shit all over your bush since her
    asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even
    more. Don't be suprised if she farts either, they can't
    hold gas when they fuck. SLOWLY thrust in and out. Be
    sensitive to the needs of your partner, work out a rythem
    WITH her, don't be selfish. Occasionally reach down and
    fondle her clit, her anus, her thighs. She will loe you
    for it. Now you can quicken the pace and let go of your
    wad. Sometimes, if the mood is right, you can whip off
    your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using
    your cum for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass
    later.

    5. ANAL SEX
    If you didn't cum on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers
    work them in her asshole. Or you can just lick her asshole and
    wiggle your tounge inside her bowels if you like, both will do the
    tick. Animals are generally not to ound of buttfucking, it hurts
    them too, only they are used to passng massive amounts of shit so
    their assholes are a tad looser.

    6. NECRO-BEASTIALITY
    Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your
    dick in dead flesh, and there's lots of bacteria at work
    decomposing her body. So, now you have more than just one
    disease to worry about. But I know how satisfying it can
    be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you don't
    have to worry if she wants to or not. She's dead. Also,
    you don't have to worry about lubrication. During the
    course of decaying, the animal's cunt will be bloated with
    puss, so once you start to bang all those tastey juices go
    free!! You might alo want to try oral sex with her. Just
    bend over and lick up the puss. Don't attempt anal sex!

    Her intestines are stiff, when you pull your dick out, her
    guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it gets
    real messy...

  6. Ten reasons why I Love America on Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device · · Score: -1

    IShitOn America
    IShitOn America
    IShitOn America
    IShitOn GeorgeBush
    IShitOn GeorgeBush
    IShitOn GeorgeBush
    IShitOn TheUSCongress
    IShitOn TheUSCongress
    IShitOn TheUSCongress
    IShitOn MySelf

    GodBlessThisPost!

  7. Re:Just imagine this at the next G8 meeting... on Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device · · Score: -1

    Hrmm... This recipie from the Slashdot Cookbook calls for a sprinkle of vaginal crusties... Ok mommy i'll go collect your panties!!!!

    Yum Yum, Hot Cum Soup!!!!

  8. Re:Next on Slashdot!: on Toshiba Bluetooth Portable Storage Device · · Score: -1

    I want to go to war, please punish my ass (my ass)!

  9. Re:how about... on Vegas: Monorails v. Gridlock · · Score: -1

    Sir, Would you like to touch my penis?
    I would enjoy it if you beat it with a stick and
    called me a "Gibbly Nagger"

  10. Re:Monkey Mail on Attack of the Clones: Less Plastic Crap, More Story? · · Score: -1

    I've got a big donkey "banana" for you, open wide!

  11. ISOA on Recycle Fee For Each PC? · · Score: -1

    IShitOnAmerica

    God Bless this Post!

  12. Why not a recycling fee for newborn niggers? on Recycle Fee For Each PC? · · Score: -1

    To cover the cost that society has to deal with!

  13. ISOTP on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: -1

    IShitOnThisPost!

  14. Oxymoron of the Day on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: -1

    And our oxymoron for the day is...

    "Peace Loving Jew"

  15. This is how I do it.... on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: -1


    Pine Internet Security Advisory

    Advisory ID : PINE-CERT-20020401
    Authors : Joost Pol <joost@pine.nl>
    Issue date : 2002-04-22
    Application : Multiple
    Version(s) : Multiple
    Platforms : FreeBSD confirmed, maybe others.
    Vendor informed : 20020406
    Availability : http://www.pine.nl/advisories/pine-cert-20020401.t xt

    Synopsis

    It is possible for a local user to execute a suid application with
    stdin, stdout or stderr closed.

    Impact

    HIGH. Local users should be able to gain root privileges.

    Description

    Consider the following (imaginary) suid application:

    -- begin of imaginary code snippet

    FILE * f = fopen("/etc/root_owned_file", "r+");

    if(f) {

    fprintf(stderr, "%s: fopen() succeeded\n", argv[0]);

    fclose(f);
    }

    -- end of imaginary code snippet

    Now, consider the following (imaginary) exploit:

    -- begin of imaginary exploit snippet

    while(dup(1) != -1);

    close(2);

    execl("/path/to/suid_application",
    "this text will endup in the root_owned_file", 0);

    -- end of imaginary exploit snippet

    Exploitation has been confirmed using the S/KEY binaries.

    Solution

    FreeBSD source trees have been updated on the 21th of april 2002.
    Please cvsup.

  16. Re:Excuse me? on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: -1

    And tell me, do they insist on using Linux and other Open Source tools?

    Sounds like the programmers we have here, it's our VB programmers that really get the work done.

    Looking for REAL professionals? Hire MCSE's!

  17. WetCat Meet Donkey Penis on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: -1

    Nothing gets me in the zone like a WetCat..... Mmmm.... Steamy, Wet, Juicy, Kitty.....

    Ok I'm ready to program.

  18. The Zone? on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: -1

    The best way to find the "Zone" is with a mexican hooker suckin my knob, that really gets me in the Zone.

  19. Re:Alternative??? on Review of Hancom Linux 2.01 Standard · · Score: -1

    You'm all ought to know, us black folk ain'ta niggers, you need to see that as the representitive of the afro-american community, and a well established fund raising afro-american cause. Actually that is well hung dick to you'm white folk. I am the man.....yes er ree brother talkin..... You needs to see the winds of change. cuz i am the legend whom makes martin luther king and Malcom x taddpoles in the stream of urine. Hallylooya -amen brother.... Libert-y was not founded on the back of oppression. it was founded on the back of many southern white bitches as we screwed there lilly white ass to death. This Snake in my trouser-s is bigger if not more poundage than your average white needle dick. Amen to that white boy... You ought not ask what we can do for you, but ask what you can do for my black ass. You neanderthall week minded muslim loving herd nerding european fag loving folks? If you whit liberal sexist butt fucking white boys could learn to get of the trailer park and into some white ass then you can see that....... Amen brother we have prevailed.... yeah we got it all.... you gave it to us you moronic white asses of a cum twat beer drinking fag loving white peach dick ass. Youm need to see that I the good reverend can not be held accountable for the trash talking bible to my use wielding instrument. That that book is mine and i change it daily to suit my needs. So take your charlie daniels ass back to hickville you bunch of crud sucking no color looking no beauty ever fools. Amen I say it so well..... You all are probably mild mannered funn loving donkey chasing bull dick licken Steelers fans too. Oh you should never say so much as me hanging from a tree as your women can see my dick hanging in her ass. Remember me when you eat the snatch tonight and remember that i was there........ Good day you white no dick cock monkey pecker lickers..... This has been the revrend and I have spoken............

  20. I've got a sweet cookie for you! on Review of Hancom Linux 2.01 Standard · · Score: -1

    You'm all nught to know, us black folk ain'ta niggers, you need to see that as the representitive of the afro-american community, and a well established fund raising afro-american cause. Actually that is well hung dick to you'm white folk. I am the man.....yes er ree brother talkin.....

    You needs to see the winds of change. cuz i am the legend whom makes martin luther king and Malcom x taddpoles in the stream of urine. Hallylooya -amen brother....

    Libert-y was not founded on the back of oppression. it was founded on the back of many southern white bitches as we screwed there lilly white ass to death. This Snake in my trouser-s is bigger if not more poundage than your average white needle dick. Amen to that white boy...

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    Youm need to see that I the good reverend can not be held accountable for the trash talking bible to my use wielding instrument. That that book is mine and i change it daily to suit my needs. So take your charlie daniels ass back to hickville you bunch of crud sucking no color looking no beauty ever fools. Amen I say it so well.....

    You all are probably mild mannered funn loving donkey chasing bull dick licken Steelers fans too. Oh you should never say so much as me hanging from a tree as your women can see my dick hanging in her ass. Remember me when you eat the snatch tonight and remember that i was there........

    Good day you white no dick pecker lickers.....

    This has been the revrend and I have spoken............

  21. Wazzup Doc? on Review of Hancom Linux 2.01 Standard · · Score: -1

    You'm all ought to know, us black folk ain'ta niggers, you need to see that as the representitive of the afro-american community, and a well established fund raising afro-american cause. Actually that is well hung dick to you'm white folk. I am the man.....yes er ree brother talkin.....

    You needs to see the winds of change. cuz i am the legend whom makes martin luther king and Malcom x taddpoles in the stream of urine. Hallylooya -amen brother....

    Libert-y was not founded on the back of oppression. it was founded on the back of many southern white bitches as we screwed there lilly white ass to death. This Snake in my trouser-s is bigger if not more poundage than your average white needle dick. Amen to that white boy...

    You ought not ask what we can do for you, but ask what you can do for my black ass. You neanderthall week minded muslim loving herd nerding european fag loving folks? If you whit liberal sexist butt fucking white boys could learn to get of the trailer park and into some white ass then you can see that....... Amen brother we have prevailed.... yeah we got it all.... you gave it to us you moronic white asses of a cum twat beer drinking fag loving white peach dick ass.

    Youm need to see that I the good reverend can not be held accountable for the trash talking bible to my use wielding instrument. That that book is mine and i change it daily to suit my needs. So take your charlie daniels ass back to hickville you bunch of crud sucking no color looking no beauty ever fools. Amen I say it so well.....

    You all are probably mild mannered funn loving donkey chasing bull dick licken Steelers fans too. Oh you should never say so much as me hanging from a tree as your women can see my dick hanging in her ass. Remember me when you eat the snatch tonight and remember that i was there........

    Good day you white no dick pecker lickers.....

    This has been the revrend and I have spoken............

  22. Re:It's sad... on Review of Hancom Linux 2.01 Standard · · Score: -1

    Thats about the only thing koreans are good for sucking royally, I really miss living there, nothing beats a two dollar blow job...

  23. Hancom Linux is a tool of Scientology! on Review of Hancom Linux 2.01 Standard · · Score: -1

    Fucking Koreans, I hate them all! smelly kim-chee eating cock monkeys, they smell like fish. We should nuke Korea and be done with them.

  24. Re:not a frst ports on Review of Hancom Linux 2.01 Standard · · Score: -1

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  25. A Real Looker! on Gates Testifies in Antitrust Suit · · Score: -1

    I'll be there so he can spank my penis with a long bamboo stick, just like they do in china.