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Vegas: Monorails v. Gridlock

TimeTrip writes "Vegas seems to be taking a little cue from Disney. 'Las Vegas, which never stops thinking big, has just embarked on its most ambitious, costly attempt to solve a problem that once seemed impossible to have in this sprawling desert valley: gridlock. It is building the nation's largest monorail system.'" Or maybe they'll be taking their cue from Lyle Lanly. Frankly this sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.

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  1. how about... by KaizerWill · · Score: 1

    Marge vs the Monorail???

    1. Re:how about... by (outer-limits) · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  2. Did someone say....... by hoya98 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    MONORAIL!

    1. Re:Did someone say....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear those things are awfly loud.

    2. Re:Did someone say....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glides as softly as a cloud.

    3. Re:Did someone say....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a chance the track could bend?

    4. Re:Did someone say....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not a chance, my hindu friend!

    5. Re:Did someone say....... by MatriXOracle · · Score: 2

      Monorail....Monorail....Monorail!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Mon o-.........DOH!!

  3. one answer by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


    No... Prolly not.

  4. Is there a chance the track could bend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not on your life, my hindu friend!

  5. Or... by ISEENOEVIL · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just make bigger and wider highways like Houston.

    1. Re:Or... by (outer-limits) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I read in the paper (somewhere), that for the London ring road to have traffic the density that it had soon after it was built, the ring road would need about 20 lanes each direction.

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  6. Obligatory by teslatug · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Monorail Song:
    Monorail Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh!

    1. Re:Obligatory by teslatug · · Score: 1

      damn formatting, here you go

    2. Re:Obligatory by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

      And that would be a poor GeoCities site getting /.ed to hell and back...

    3. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh! Where is your .sig from? Who is he again! Argh!

    4. Re:Obligatory by Yorrike · · Score: 2
      Ah yes, that episode had some classic quotes in it.

      Lyle Lanley: Mono means one and rail means rail, and so concludes our extensive three week course.

      TV Voice: Actual institute may not match photo

      Homer: Donuts, is there anything they can't do?

      I could go on......

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    5. Re:Obligatory by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Should we take our hidden camera with us?

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    6. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh! Where is your .sig from? Who is he again! Argh!

      Real Genius

    7. Re:Obligatory by scott_currie · · Score: 1

      Regarding your .sig, I thought I was the only one who that occurred to about Kenny Roger's lyrics.

    8. Re:Obligatory by grytpype · · Score: 3, Funny

      Scientist: Sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

      Marge: There's a man here and he wants to help you!
      Homer: Is it Batman?
      Marge: No, he's a scientist.
      Homer: Batman is a scientist.

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    9. Re:Obligatory by girlarmy · · Score: 1

      Homer: Son, are we going to die?
      Bart: Yeah Dad, but we're going to take a lot of innocent people with us.

    10. Re:Obligatory by resonator · · Score: 1

      http://www.sparklistsucks.com

  7. Oooh the monorail---- by Gerrioholic99 · · Score: 1

    What a fun and thrilling ride.. Always a real gamble. It really fits into the theme of Vegas too... What a nice family town

  8. Vegas Twist by yintercept · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone who comes to work by bus, bike or commuter van at least four times a month is eligible to enter a weekly drawing that rewards 100 people with $100 each.

    I love the vegas twist on mass transit. Instead of throwing your dollar into a meter, you get to toss it into a one armed bandit. I can see the lines of blue haired ladies lining up for their chance to play a role of the bus.

    1. Re:Vegas Twist by 56ker · · Score: 2, Troll

      No doubt they'll find some way to install slot machines on the monorail too - or even maybe a blackjack table in the restaurant car!

    2. Re:Vegas Twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an idiot.

      Please go to vegas....

      Now!

    3. Re:Vegas Twist by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Who modded this as a troll? It's a simple statement of fact. Anyone who's actually BEEN to Vegas can tell you that there are slot machines everywhere except the restrooms.

    4. Re:Vegas Twist by Chasuk · · Score: 2

      I'd rather have a rectal exam by a grey alien proctologist then visit Vegas, by this monorail sounds cool enough that I might have to lower my standards.

      ET, snap on those rubber gloves, I'm coming to visit... in a few years, anyway, when it is finished!

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  9. The glass protected stations by Cheetah86 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Glass protected stations that protect people from walking on the track are not new. In London I remember going to an underground stop which had glass doors so you couldn't go on the track. It is a good idea to implement it in Las Vegas though.

    1. Re:The glass protected stations by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seattle, which has had a monorail since 68 to transport between the space needle and down town has a really cool enclosed track siding with little ramps that reach out to the sides of the cars once the train is in position. This is of course to keep the shivering tourists from plunging 50 feet to their deaths. They only have them at one of the two stops though. Back in the day when I was but a lad you would occasionally see the more daring (or stupid) teenagers jump out onto the rail and back at the down town (now enclosed) end of the line.

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    2. Re:The glass protected stations by KarmaSafe · · Score: 1

      Glass protected stations that protect people from walking on the track are not new. In London I remember going to an underground stop which had glass doors so you couldn't go on the track. It is a good idea to implement it in Las Vegas though.

      Okay, but what happens, for god knows what reason, you find yourself on the inside of the glass next to an approaching train / monorail? Seems unlikely but an interesting question.

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    3. Re:The glass protected stations by seann · · Score: 1

      "I regret nothing!!!!!"
      *falls of bridge*

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    4. Re:The glass protected stations by Hyperfrog · · Score: 0
      err.. your Karma catches up with you? :-)

      And in some cases, possibly, down through around in out and up with you?

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    5. Re:The glass protected stations by Tokerat · · Score: 1
      Okay, but what happens, for god knows what reason, you find yourself on the inside of the glass next to an approaching train / monorail? Seems unlikely but an interesting question.

      Like memory management in MacOS X: protected, not foolproof.

      Some jackass drunk tourist will find a way to rig the door open and dance on the track naked to impress his buddies (of couse, if he's nude, makes me wonder what kind of buddies would be inpressed by that...but that's beside my point) and the train will boot him out of the station and before you know it, naked drunk tourists will be falling from the sky along the strip!

      </crackpipe>

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    6. Re:The glass protected stations by adamy · · Score: 1

      I read the AOTC in your SIG as Attack of the Clones

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    7. Re:The glass protected stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the monorail in Seattle is quite pathetic. Hopefully when they extort the money from the taxpayers to enhance it, it'll get more useful. Har har.

    8. Re:The glass protected stations by Misao · · Score: 1

      It's funny; in Vancouver, all there is between a Skytrain platform, and the track, is a painted yellow line; I believe this is the case for all 31 stations, although I haven't seen some of the newer ones as they're not open yet :)

      No guardrails, no glass enclosures, just a yellow line.

      We don't seem to have much trouble with it, though. I guess if you really want to step out onto the track, you'll figure out a way, and if you're sensible enough not to, you just won't.

      -misao, bitter-because-they're-taking-forever girl.

    9. Re:The glass protected stations by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's some of the City ones I think. Shame about the 1910-era trains, though :)

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    10. Re:The glass protected stations by bob_dinosaur · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of the Jubilee Line Extension.

    11. Re:The glass protected stations by jonerik · · Score: 2

      The article doesn't mention it, but the Las Vegas airport has an operational monorail running between terminals that utilizes the glass-protected station idea. Very nice.

    12. Re:The glass protected stations by pq · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Okay, but what happens, for god knows what reason, you find yourself on the inside of the glass next to an approaching train / monorail? Seems unlikely but an interesting question.

      Oh come, come: a good design would always allow the glass doors to be opened manually from inside, for maintenance if nothing else. Rather like fire exits always open without a key to let you out of the building, but not back in. Imagine a little red handle - "In case of emergency, use lever".

      Now, if you're too drunk to read and figure out how to use the lever, well, the gene pool needed some chlorine anyways...

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    13. Re:The glass protected stations by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      So, that concession is for the drunks... what about the prostitutes? What do they get?

      Seriously, though-- the glass doors do a lot for reducing the time that a train spends going into a station (stopping before entering, just in time slowing down, etc.). Not to mention reducing the ability of people to jump in front of the trains and stop the whole thing for a few hours. Some places (Singapore, HK, and I think the London lines that use it) it also does a lot to cut out the wind from the trains.

    14. Re:The glass protected stations by jarsyl · · Score: 1

      I've seen these enclosed stations at several places in Japan. Some of the subway stations in Osaka had these, although I forget which ones. In addition some fancy non-Japan Railways stations in Tokyo's reclaimed-land Odaiba area had enclosed tracks. These may even have been monorails, as they went up very high off the ground.

  10. Sounds interesting to me... by JakeSpencer · · Score: 1

    Well, I've never been to Vegas, but I've heard that the dry desert air plays some funny optical illusion tricks with your eyes and makes distances look much shorter than they actually are, tricking people into walking much more than they normally would. Riding a monorail beats all that exhausting physical activity any day of the week in my book.

    1. Re:Sounds interesting to me... by gUmbi · · Score: 2

      I've heard that the dry desert air plays some funny optical illusion tricks with your eyes and makes distances look much shorter than they actually are

      I think it has to do with the fact that the casino's are MASSIVE and there's nothing in between to help judge the distance.

      Jason.

    2. Re:Sounds interesting to me... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      I've heard that the dry desert air plays some funny optical illusion tricks with your eyes and makes distances look much shorter than they actually are

      I think it has to do with the fact that the casino's are MASSIVE and there's nothing in between to help judge the distance.

      Many of 'em are pretty big, but they're right next to each other. There aren't many open lots left on the Strip...from Trop to Sahara, the only open lot of any considerable size is the southeast corner of Sahara & Las Vegas Blvd., north of Circus Circus. The rest of it has been built up for some time now.

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    3. Re:Sounds interesting to me... by Falcula · · Score: 1

      They (the hotel/casino's) do play visual tricks on you. If you take a look at the mirage hotel you see that there are big windows and you get a feeling for the size, but once you get into a room you realize that the floor to ceiling window is only 1/4 of the total window size, you also share that window with a floor either above or below and also a room on one side. That makes the building appear to be only 25% as big as it really is from the outside.

      On another note, we were at the old Freemont Street section of town when a handfull of our group decided to go look for a pub (don't do it, there are no pubs in downtown vegas) and we ended up walking the miles to the stratosphere because half of the group wouldn't believe it was much farther than it appeared. Like sheep we all followed along, but it was quite an adventure. That is a side of vegas tourists rarely see at 1:00 in the morning.

    4. Re:Sounds interesting to me... by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

      but I've heard that the dry desert air plays some funny optical illusion tricks with your eyes and makes distances look much shorter than they actually are, tricking people into walking much more than they normally would

      I suspect the free drinks inside the casinos have a lot to do with this too.

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  11. Monorail by rmohr02 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Lyle Lanley: Well sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified, six-car monorail!
    What'd I say?
    Ned Flanders: Monorail!
    Lyle: What's it called?
    Patty & Selma: Monorail
    Lyle: That's right, monorail!
    All: Monorail, monorail, monorail...
    Ms Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud
    Lyle: It glides as softly as a cloud
    Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
    Lyle: Not on your life, my Hindu friend
    Barney: What about us braindead slobs?
    Lyle: You'll be given cushy jobs
    Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
    Lyle: No, good sir, I'm on the level
    Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can
    Lyle: Take my pen knife, my good man
    I swear it's Springfield's only choice
    Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
    All: Monorail!
    Lyle: What's it called?
    All: Monorail!
    Lyle: Once again!
    All: Monorail!
    Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
    Bart: Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken
    All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
    Homer Mono- d'oh!

    1. Re:Monorail by gotr00t · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty suprised at the fact that a LOT of people actually get the joke (you'd have to be a Simpsons fan). As for me, I don't remember the whole entire song, but it sure was a good episode. I seriously doubt that the Las Vegas monorail would be a huge scam, though....

    2. Re:Monorail by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with expanding the Seattle monorail is that it was designed more as a novelty than anything: it took people from downtown to Seattle Center (the site of the World's Fair). As such, it was never designed to be expanded; the planners never really thought beyond the end of the fair (although it was pitched as a marvelous solution to all sorts of transit problems, it was built almost entirely for the "Wow, neat!" factor). If Vegas builds a monorail network as part of a serious public transit program, it will probably be built with expandability in mind.

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    3. Re:Monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Massive, expensive public transit projects are almost always a huge scam.

      But then Las Vegas itself is a huge scam, so go figure.

    4. Re:Monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large mass-transit projects that don't grow directly out of need (i.e. that aren't a market necessity) are almost always dismal failures. When they're used for social engineering (i.e. the light rail project in Minneapolis, which is intended to force people to live in high-rise housing on a corridor- they're refusing to build more freeway) it becomes almost fascistic.

    5. Re:Monorail by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 3, Informative
      Just in case not everyone in the world knows, it's a takeoff of The Music Man, in which a fast-talking con-man comes to town and sells them on the idea of creating a marching band to combat the problem of idle youth. In the original song he's singing about the evils of pool playing. It goes something like this:
      Ya got trouble, folks, right here in River City
      with a capital 'T' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for 'pool'
      Just in case this post isn't yet sufficiently trivial, in the movie a very young Ronnie Howard plays the little boy who helps soften the con man. Here's the whole thing.
    6. Re:Monorail by Squalish · · Score: 1

      It would have been +5 informative if I hadn't gotten smacked in the thread that wouldn't die

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    7. Re:Monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're saying there's no need to have a monorail in Vegas? Last time I was there the busses didn't even run all night and it's an all night town. Mass transit there now just sucks

    8. Re:Monorail by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 2

      Yes, you're right--they're not even planning on incorporating the current monorail in Seattle with the new system. If they overlap the route, the old one would be torn down and replaced; most likely, they'd pick a different route and leave the existing system intact (which is still a great way to get from downtown to Lower Queen Anne in a hurry).

      The real problem with the new proposal, IMHO, is that it's a large outlay of money (really, really expensive per mile, if the latest numbers in the Times are to be believed) for an inflexible system. It's one thing to lay light rail or monorail between major urban centers (say, Seattle and Tacoma) or well-established traffic magnets (casinos) but the urban landscape changes--will the neighborhoods this is built to still be popular in twenty years? Fifty? Will downtown continue to boom or will it decentralize in that time? What about the significant portion of the population that commutes to or from the Eastside? It just seems like a very limited, inflexible, expensive plan which has great glitz value but not necessarily a lot of practical solution to it.

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    9. Re:Monorail by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

      The problem with expanding the Seattle monorail is that it was designed more as a novelty than anything: it took people from downtown to Seattle Center (the site of the World's Fair). As such, it was never designed to be expanded; the planners never really thought beyond the end of the fair

      Is that why it's run at a profit since then?

      Heck, I work in a building next door to the line. A lot quieter than Vancouver BC's Skytrain and very very much quieter than Chicago's El.

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    10. Re:Monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, look at any city with an established transit network: Boston, NYC, most European cities: transit stops become the centers of neighborhoods if they are not already there. "Inflexible systems" are a red herring in the debate (and in any event, both light rail and a monorail would be equally so) It is partly because Seattle has no efficient transit to speak of that has become so sprawled out and congested. Where mass transit truly works, it is not an urban-core-to-urban-core system. It's not even the park-and-ride-to-park-and-ride light-rail system envisioned by Seattle's city planners (but which fails to take human behavior into account). Transit works when it allows transit between residential, commercial and industrial zones, and inside of them as well. You can walk between transit stops in Boston and NYC. In Seattle, if you're between bus stops, or need to make too many changes, you might as well drive.
      And there's no such thing as a cheap transit system in the U.S. in 2002. Seattle blew its one chance in the 1970s.
      I wonder what the source of the Times' numbers are, though. If they're as reliable as the light rail numbers or city growth estimates, we're thrice-screwed.

  12. Nice project by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 0
    The good thing about Vegas is the city really does put its money where its mouth is. Other cities hem and haw with city planning, impact fees, trying to please developers, homeowners, and real estate agents. It's an impossible trifecta.

    Vegas has consistently chosen to identify the problem and solve it, telling the various special interests to love it or lump it.

    Make no mistake -- it's the dollar in action, but I say: whatever works.

    1. Re:Nice project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Join the Great Slashdot Blackout [slashdot.org] April 21-27

      Might I suggest changing your sig...

    2. Re:Nice project by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was planning on pointing out that for years the Mafia built and controlled Las Vegas. They are not the type to abide by anyone's wishes but their own. They may put their money where their mouth is, but they also put their guns where their money is.

      Also, I was planning to say that there is little to no native wildlife to worry about. Sure, there are a few cactuses ('cacti' looks so idiotic) and lizards left, but most everything has already been transmorgified into the perfect vacation spot. Why do any environmental impact studies when there isn't any environment left?

      As I say, I was planning on posting this response to your post, but then I saw your sig. Since I know you are obviously boycotting Slashdot right now, there is no point in saying any of this. It will just be ignored.

    3. Re:Nice project by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1

      Vegas isn't run by the mob anymore, just Italian guy with funny nicknames. Oh, and our mayor wasn't a mob lawyer either. Nope, nothing to see here. Keep looking that way towards the bright blinking lights and pay our taxe.... er, um I mean fund out monorai... shit, I mean take a gamble and win a million.

      Now I remember why I didn't become a tour guide here in town

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  13. cmdrgordita by alphaparadigm · · Score: 1

    Even with your simpsons references you shall never be cool or accepted! And this story is something for WIRED to fill up their crappy pages with, not something I actually want to leran.

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  14. Monorails are great! by clintp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Just ask Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and Brockway!

    Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!

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  15. Monorail by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

    They've been trying to expand the monorail in Seattle for years without any luck. It's a great idea if it can be implimented. I think it would work quite well in Vegas as it's an amusement park in and of itself.

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  16. To quote Mayor Quimby: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!!" :D

    Ahh, Marge vs. the Monorail, one of the many amazing episodes of The Simpsons, Season 4.

  17. build your own backyard monorail by rtphokie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/Niles.html

    1. Re:build your own backyard monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask, and ye shall receive!

  18. Let me be the first to ask... by kypper · · Score: 1, Troll

    For a population of 2 million, why?
    I mean, they have a bus transportation system (the CAT bus, which apparently sucks, but anyway)

    The world... she makes no sense!

    1. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by ZxCv · · Score: 2

      The monorail is mainly meant for the downtown/Strip area of the city. That is where 95% of the touristy shit is, so it is always congested in that area of town, no matter what time of day or night it is. They say something about expanding to suburbs down the road, but I truly wonder if that will happen.

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by dattaway · · Score: 2

      I remember the monorail at Disneyland. It is a smooth, efficient ride along what is pretty much a bridge. Not a big bridge, but pretty much an economical, space efficient concrete covered I-beam that twists around the taller buildings and sights.

      Quite a view. Much less obtrusive than paving right of ways for new highways or widening the existing roads. I don't think you would find too much objections from business owners having supports for the system mounted next to their billboards and such. It doesn't cast much of a shadow, and they are very quiet with their electric motors.

      They are not very fast due to the mechanical aspect of gripping the structure. It wouldn't be efficient on maintenence to have them flying at 150mph or anything. Too much wear and tear on the tires and concrete structure for something that has to grip at such high tolerances.

      Its more the scenerey, I guess. Economical. Quiet. Relaxing.

    3. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      For a population of 2 million, why?

      In the past few years I have visited a quite a few cities in this world around the size of Las Vegas with excellent mass transit. Getting around Vegas was a disaster. (I had a car) Getting around these other cities was a much cheaper, faster, and more enjoyable experience.

      Athens - 3 million (rode in 2001, damn is Greek hard to read)
      Barcelona - 1.6 million (rode in 2002, fantastic system, took two taxis in nine days)
      Budapest - 2 million (rode in 2000. took me everywhere)
      Bucharest - 2.3 million (rode in 2000. comprehensive but a little dodgy. about as clean as NYC)
      Prague - 1.2 million (rode in 2000. they even have English signs!)
      Warsaw 1.6 million (1999,2000,2001 - only one underground, but linked with dozens of tram lines.)

      I should mention that all of these cities have extensive bus and streetcar networks which mesh seamlessly with their metros. And that all of these systems have incredibly high ridership. They're always packed, and yet they always run on time.

      Next to what I've seen abroad, NYC is ok, Washington DC is fair, and Chicago and Boston (where I live and ride the T daily) are utterly pathetic. (I wish the crooked politicians in Boston would put 1/10th of what they put into the roads and the "big dig" into the MBTA. It'd be a city worth living in.)

      I do believe that I'll visit Vegas again when their Monorail is up and running. And I bet I'll see a lot more of the city than I did on my last visit. (then again, if you've seen one glitzy casino...)

    4. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      For a population of 2 million, why?
      That's nothing. The french city of Rennes doesn't even have half a million people, yet it just opened an subway!!! (Yes, this was a waste of money - for the same price, they could have had 3-4 streetcar lines).
    5. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The monorail was one of the best parts of Disneyland. They have hotels spread out, but have to monorail take everyone to the parks.

      Vegas has hotels and casinos that people go to on a very long strip. A monorail would fit in to this town very well.

    6. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this may seem a bit OT, it's interesting to note that my home town of Juneau, AK (about 30,000) was seriously considering a light rail system (not an extensive one) between the two main population centers of town. There's some people in who are real strong pushers for alternative energy, but after the city hired a consultant and he gave a price estimate, public support pretty much dropped...but some still argue that it could be made economical.

      But anyways, if a town of 30,000 could consider a lightrail system...a monorail doesn't seem out of the question for a town like Las Vegas. There are many benefits to a monorails, better for the environment, efficient fast, and many more arguments can be made for it's deployment.

    7. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described a whole list of urban areas with incredible population densities. Places where the land is all used up so the people are packed in. It doesn't work here in prosperous America, because everybody wants to have a back yard to NIMBY about.

      And that's freedom and prosperity, no matter how much some people wring their wrists about how it's not proper or what not.

    8. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by seann · · Score: 1

      Niagara Falls, Ontario
      Populartion, 78,000

      We're getting a monorail, plans are final.
      It's going from Clifton Hill, Casino(s?), Marine land, and possibly to Canada's wonderland (when it makes its way down here in a few years).

      Mind you, big assed Tourist capitol here.

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    9. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by dhogaza · · Score: 2
      They won't make it out to the suburbs, after all ...

      "We want them to think it's like a ride at Disneyland," said Bob Broadbent, who leads the project, "not public transportation."

      DisneyVegas (or is it VegasWorld?) can afford mass transit of this type, it certainly doesn't fit the real world any more than its extravagent use of water in a desert that gets less than 10" a year (the definition of a desert!) could be supported without its financial underpinnings as a destination resort.


      Monorails are innefficient which is one of the main reasons why they've not been adopted. As this poster says, they have tires and tires on concrete, whether they grip the road or grip a concrete i-beam, are inherently less efficient and require more frequent replacement than good old steel-on-steel rail.


      Elevating saves money, but steel-on-steel rail can be elevated, too.

      So ... the motivation here is not only to reduce congestion but to do so via 1960s technology which, not having been adopted mainstream for very good reasons, is still exotic and therefore fitting for a tourist destination.

      I'm not knocking it ... it seems ideal for Las Vegas (just as buses coming down from NYC and urban NJ seem ideal technology for Atlantic City).

      But if anyone thinks this portends a change in thinking as to the future of mass transit ... better get Disney or the mob involved before adopting monorail as your savior from congestion!

    10. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Banjonardo · · Score: 1

      Dunno bout Vegas, but here in the Bay Area, well, BART rules. It takes you from a mile from home (I live in the East Bay, Danville if you care) all the way to Market Street, Or Berkeley if I prefer. Veeeeeery useful.

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    11. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      are you saying there are no dense urban areas in america? that is just not true ... and several of those dense urban areas really need good mass transit. I would add san fransisco to the list of the poster above.

    12. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of fucking retard mods that as a troll?
      Fags.

    13. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, an arsehole? How do you figure Boston is NOT "a city worth living in." It's the greatest city on the planet, hands down. If you took a look around it you'd see that, but you obviously don't.

    14. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Vegas World is already taken. God bless that stupid Polack Bob Stupak.

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    15. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A population of 2 million RESIDENTS.

      Las Vegas runs on TOURISM.. over 37 million folks a year flow through the city, losing 9 billion dollars in the process.

      Ever seen the gridlock on the strip?

      I'm a Vegas resident, I work downtown (for NBC). If you want to drive down the strip, be prepared for it take a good hour (on a semi-busy day).

      Now on a bus, you're still on the road.
      Same for a car,
      Same for a cab..

      I think it's probably one the few places where a monorail will actually SOLVE some traffic problems.

    16. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Yeah monorails are expensive to build, and maintain - not to mention conventional electric rail systems like those found in japan and europe have much more capacity.

    17. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Yokaze · · Score: 2

      Ah, that's why they are going to build maglevs especially in Europe and Japan Because they are more expensive to build and maintain.

      In fact, they are building them because current trains have NOT enough capacity. Especially the highly congested route between Tokyo and Osaka. (Probably the first "real" route sporting maglev.)

      AFAIK, the construction costs are indeed higher. Nonetheless, the conventional successors of highspeed trains as the Shinkansen, the TGV or the ICE are mostly limited to roughly 300km/h operational speed. The problem is at very high speed the wheels and the track are strained to the extreme, which leads to wear and tear of the same.
      A future successors of the Shinkansen (Linear Chuo Shinkansen ) will be based on maglev, as the supposed successor of the ICE-line the Transrapid.
      The Linear Chuo Shinkansen is supposed to have an operational speed of 500km/h. The current Transrapid built in China has an operational speed of 300km/h
      Not to mention the better acceleration and lower noise rate, delivered by these solutions.
      The Transrapid reaches 300km/h after 5km from a standing start and breaks certainly as fast as it accelerates.

      Furthermore, the energy consumption of current maglev based trains are about 40% lower than their conventional counterparts.

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    18. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

      >Monorails are innefficient which is one of the >main reasons why they've not been adopted. As >this poster says, they have tires and tires on >concrete, whether they grip the road or grip a >concrete i-beam, are inherently less efficient >and require more frequent replacement than good >old steel-on-steel rail.

      Have you never played transport tycoon? Monorails kick ass! (well, assuming you got the patch so the £$*&£^g game didn't crash at game year 2k - the only bloody thing I had with a millenium bug!)

      I think the reason it's used is less to do with efficiency and more with grip. Say what you like about rubber tyres, they grip better than steel ones do.

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    19. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by kypper · · Score: 1

      Maybe during rush hour.
      My girlfriend has lived there all of her life.

    20. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, a limey? Boston's a depressing craphole. You don't have to stay there to get your crack, you know, you can get that anywhere.

    21. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      Busses suck. By definition, they're right in the middle of traffic. A tourist monorail is nice for a town like Vegas, where the bulk of the attractions are so nicely arranged. Never work in LA though.

    22. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by kypper · · Score: 1

      Come to Ottawa. Our busses may not always be on time, but goddamn they're not slow.

    23. Re:Let me be the first to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh bugger off. you prolly live in Roxbury. punk.

  19. Extending to the airport by PhunkyOne · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It would be great if they extended it to the airport right away...this is one of my favorite features of paris or london. You don't have to mess around getting a taxi or bus into town. You grab your bag, catch the tube and away you go. This would be great for people who JUST want to gamble, and it seems there are many of those...catch the train and get to business, especially if there will be rail stations at major casinos

    Personally though all I can think about is the Monorail Simpsons Episode...Doh!

    1. Re:Extending to the airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      .this is one of my favorite features of paris or london. You don't have to mess around getting a taxi or bus into town. You grab your bag, catch the tube and away you go.

      I'll agree. Having only experienced the Boston T, I was quite doubtful about mass transit options.

      Then I visited Switzerland (Zurich in particular). For about $35 you get a full month on *all* the public transit in the near Zurich area. And it's convenient. Along the main tram lines, there are stops every 2-3 blocks or so, and the trains come so often that if your going anymore than 1-2 stops down the road, it's quicker to wait and grab the tram for the next 2 stops than to walk it.

      One thing I particualrly liked was the ease of transfers. Zurich has Bus, Trolley Bus and Trams - not subways. The upshot of this is that all public transport stops are on-grade. There is no hastle of walking underground as with a subway. This makes transfering to a different line as easy as walking across the street. Compare this to Boston, where a Blue line - Orange line transfer has you walking the equivalent of 5-10 blocks. Not to mention the fact that the stops, being above ground, are more scenic than the concrete tubes of Boston :)

      I think one of the things that makes it work is that tickets are on the honor system. There's an automatic dispenser at the tram stop, buy a ticket (or just buy a monthly pass at the railway station) and get on the tram. No gates, no turnstiles, no queue as you wait for the conductor to check your ticket. They take care of abuse by having the public-transport police conduct random ticket checks. If you don't have a valid ticket, you pay about $50 on the spot. Your're likely to run into them about once a week. (Since monthly passes are only about $35, traveling without a valid ticket isn't worth the risk or the hastle.)

    2. Re:Extending to the airport by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      The Las Vegas airport is rediculously close to the strip. If you've ever flown in there, you feel like you could walk to the strip and gamble during your layover. And the monorail does go down from the strip towards the airport, so practically it will connect the two. Though it doesn't look like there will be a dedicated airport monorail stop to begin with. Check out the map in the article.

    3. Re:Extending to the airport by HobbitGod42 · · Score: 0

      actualy no need to go to the strip. they got slot machines in the airports. hell if they could they would chuck em on the planes.

    4. Re:Extending to the airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll never see it connect to the airport terminals. Several hundred foreign (or just unintelligible) taxi and limo drivers would be very displeased.

    5. Re:Extending to the airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hallmark of all modern rail projects in the Western US is that they do *NOT* service the airports. For some stupid reason, that is never considered important by the politicians laying out the track.

    6. Re:Extending to the airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the politicians are bought by special interest groups representing local transportation companies? If you're in and had to get to the airport, would you rather take a smelly taxi ride for $20, a smelly bus ride for $9, or a smelly train/subway ride for $1.50? It's practically criminal the way public transportation is tiered so that everybody gets their cut, and no thought is given to the actual needs of the city (to reduce pollutants/gridlock).

    7. Re:Extending to the airport by bastion_xx · · Score: 1

      Uh, as long as the monorail doesn't go over the North-South runway, they should be ok.


    8. Re:Extending to the airport by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      this is one of my favorite features of paris or london.

      Add Washington DC to that list - you can fly to Washington National Airport and just hop on the subway into DC

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    9. Re:Extending to the airport by RexRuther · · Score: 1

      It only took New York City 60 odd years to accomplish this to JFK and it's still not a direct subway connection. ugggh!

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    10. Re:Extending to the airport by Ntense007 · · Score: 1

      I can tell you (I was born and raised in Vegas) that the monorial, as it is won't work at the airport. I used to be in the IS department at McCarran and I can tell you that the monorail has little chance of getting to the airport, because logistically, it won't make sense.

      First, you have to trudge your baggage from Bag claim to the monorail station at the airport. if the station is going to be placed there it would be pretty far away from baggage claim, as the current design and fture expansion won't permit a monorail station to be placed near bag claim. So you get aboard, after carrying your bags about 300 yards, and arrive at the hotel, and most hotels don't have checkin in the rear of the building but the front, so you would have to carry your bags to the front which is another hike.

      The current director at McCarran has already state this, and he isn't to hopeful of a monorail station there. BUt LV definitely needs to improve public transport, because traffic is ridiculous.

  20. I have an irrestible urge to break into song.. by Dr.+Carl+Jung · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?
    Ned Flanders: Monorail!
    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
    Patty+Selma: Monorail!
    Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
    Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
    Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
    Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
    Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
    Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
    Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
    Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
    Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
    Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
    Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice...Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
    All: Monorail!
    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
    All: Monorail!
    Lyle Lanley: Once again...
    All: Monorail!
    Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
    Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
    All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail!
    Homer: Mono... D'oh!

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  21. no danger by Skizamaskidz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see no forseeable danger in this at all. Just keep a big letter 'M' on the side of the train for emergency braking, along with an oversized steel donut.

    1. Re:no danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just hope they have a danm good conductor...

  22. Capitalism Wins! by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 0

    That's right folks. Take your winnings from Vegas and spend it on the Monorail to get home. And hope Homer's not driving.

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  23. Simpsons Wisecrack by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's get this out of the way early:

    SELECT *
    FROM smartass_remarks
    WHERE simpsons='t' AND
    topic='monorail'


    There.

    1. Re:Simpsons Wisecrack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haa haa!

    2. Re:Simpsons Wisecrack by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stephen VanDahm: "But Simpsons' references are old and overspoken!"
      CmdrTaco: "Sorry Stephen, the trolls have spoken!"

      Slashdites: Monorail!...MONORAIL!!...MONORAIL!!!
      .
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      .
      .
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      JonKatz: "Mono-D'OH!"

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    3. Re:Simpsons Wisecrack by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Worst transit ever...

    4. Re:Simpsons Wisecrack by JLTech · · Score: 1

      How about:

      DELETE
      FROM smartass_remarks
      WHERE simpsons='t' AND
      topic='monorail' AND
      score!=5

      Seems a bit more appropriate considering the influx of these posts.

    5. Re:Simpsons Wisecrack by roberto0 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you rhymed spoken with spoken.

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    6. Re:Simpsons Wisecrack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while we are getting things out of the way - i feel there should be a ; on the end of the statement?

  24. Monorail, shmonorail! by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Las Vegas could start by having free hotel shuttles from the fscking airport!

    Am I right? Eh?!?! Ever been there, you know of what I say.

    Every fscking time I've been there I have to fork over ~$10 for a Bell taxi or something, which all smell like they last scrubbed inside with a dead cat! Seriously, every other major city I've been in the big hotels have shuttles, but not LV, I swear it's a labor thing of somesort or a major bribe has been paid.

    In either case, I would certainly like to see how well the monorail plan gets around to the airport.

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    1. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by zeno_2 · · Score: 2

      Hmm.. thats pretty amazing, when I was at the Las Vegas Airport (id say around.. 1998) there was a shuttle for me when I was saying in a motel. The motel was across the strip with the airport in between the 2, so it was a pretty cheap motel and I had a shuttle.

      I also had to wait for about 15min while it got there, and saw about 100 other shuttles.

    2. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      The motel was across the strip with the airport in between the 2, so it was a pretty cheap motel and I had a shuttle.

      Lucky you. I've stayed at the Tropicana, the Nugget and another I forget, all big hotels. Even the MGM Grand has some insane number of rooms, like 9,000+ and has no free shuttle. I just checked out the map and you'll notice the planned route for the Monorail doesn't extend to the airport, gee, that's fascinating, don't you think? It's like there's this amazing agreement that you have to pay $10 upon entering LV and another $10 upon leaving. Do the math and see how long it would take to add up enough to extend that monorail to the terminal.

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    3. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. When I stayed at Circus Circus, they had a shuttle to the airport, but none from it. I have to agree with your assessment that there is likely some colusion between the city and the taxi/limo companies.

    4. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by zeno_2 · · Score: 2

      Ya, i've never stayed at those hotels, but it does seem strange, they are all fairly ritzy..

      I can probably see why they dont have the monorail planned to go to the airport. The people going to, or leaving airports usually have about 4 or 5 bags with them, and have just arrived on a long flight. Not very fabulous sounding is it? =). Stick those folks in minivans and ship them off to a hotel where they can get fancy lookin and then let them ride the monorail.

      When I stayed in Las Vegas, it was on work related buisness, and I was only 17 at the time, so I wasn't able to partake in the evilness of gambling heh.. The motel was on paradise, right across the street from the airport, and Id have to walk down Tropicana Blvd. and id be pretty amazed at how fast people drive there. The place is crazy though in my opinion, everyone's eyes seem to have dollar signs in them, and the air stinks of money. Maybe it'll be funner next time I go and I can actually gamble =)

    5. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      the air stinks of money.

      The air stinks of something, usually auto exhaust. I've seen a few sunsets and sinrises where the air to the south east is the same color, brown. The traffic gridlock isn't along the strip, if you've been there, the worst of it is in other areas, far removed. I think the real target is just to offer some other Disney-esque attraction. Vegas used to be known for some pretty good deals, but I've noticed in the past few years you can get just as fleeced without gambling as in any other tourist destination. Worst is, it's a city with a pretty slimey side, when you see a family of mexican immigrants standing on the sidewalk trying to shove call-girl booklets into the hands of every passerby. Inside the hotels, it's pretty glitzy, but I've never been able to shake off the veiws of the seedier side.

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    6. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Every fscking time I've been there I have to fork over ~$10 for a Bell taxi or something

      In Vegas, all tourists are considered marks and the locals feel obligated to separate them from their cash at every opportunity.

    7. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Eventually" the monorail might extend to the airport, exchange with the high-speed mag lev train to be built between vegas and Primm (stateline between NV and CA). The problem is that the rather powerful taxicab authority wants to keep the monorail out of the airport since that would mean less taxicabs and less revenue.

    8. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I've been to Las Vegas and the hotels looked neat, but I'm normally a tightwad, so I stayed in the Motel 6 near the MGM. I've never been attracted to the gambling aspect, but I would certainly go to Vegas to spend a lot of money at this place. It was a lot of fun and the air smells like spent shell casings!.

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    9. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by jwambach · · Score: 1

      Actually they do,

      And it costs $6/ person from LAS to your hotel

      It's not free, but it is cheaper than the taxis. And seriously, if you're going to whine about $10 in vegas and you are going to the casinos, you're in the wrong town.

      !!Rant!!
      Vegas is about money. If you've been there before you know this to be true. It's also known that if your willing to 'gamble' {gasp!} enough money, you get comp'd for damn near every thing.

      The more you are willing to put on the line (or the pass line in my case;) ) the more the casinos are willing to fly your out there and give you free [rooms, meals, drinks, etc].
      /!!RANT!!

      I've been going to vegas for years, and almost never pay for my room. Of course, I play in their casinos. So do I REALLY pay for my room? Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The real moral of this story is this: Never forget - It's all about the money...

    10. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Are you blind? Didn't you notice that the average speed on the strip is like 1mph? I can't imagine that the traffic is worse elsewhere. Everyone wants to drive down the strip, to see and be seen.

    11. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by bastion_xx · · Score: 1

      Shuttles??? My god man, this is Vegas! You're supposed to get into the 92' black and gold super-strech limo. (Not that those add to the congestion on the strip.


      They've beent alking about putting in a monorail system for a while now. At least since the mid-80's when I did work for the convention and visitors authority. Does anyone still know if the monorail between the MGM Grand and the old MGM (catty corner to Caesars) still runs?

    12. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      If you're worried about $10, you're in the wrong town.

    13. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! by blair1q · · Score: 2

      If you weren't so cheap, and actually gambled some money, the hotel would send the fscking plane to get you.

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  25. A good idea....but too small by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

    Even though the 500mil plus price tag is large, this is a small project. 7miles first phase. To be of any use, it has to stretch south just a little farther to the airport. IT also needs expansion into the HUGE suburbs of vegas. Have you ever flown over Los Vegas? THe suburbs are huge, how do the support them? Anyways, Mass transit can't be something a municipality carefully wades into. They have to go and jump in with lead weights. Thats the only way for this to besome well used. And why is it so expensive? DisneyWorld has a cheaper monorail that carries less people, but proportionally, the costs of the Vegas system seem very high.

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    1. Re:A good idea....but too small by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      Even though the 500mil plus price tag is large, this is a small project. 7miles first phase. ... And why is it so expensive?

      I'll bet the high price is due to typical classy Vegas features:

      A plan to install over 3 million synchronized pulsing neon lights, flash bulbs and lasers on the track and the trains. The multiple megawatts of lights will create dazzling complex virtual waves of light shooting through the city 24-hours per day. The light show will be accompanied by a specially commissioned sound track from Andrew Lloyd Webber will be blasted from high-powered loudspeakers.

      Another expensive feature is the plan to accelerate the cars to 90MPH in under 3 seconds, giving enough velocity to negotiate thrilling 360 degree vertical loops installed at every third block.

  26. thank you, everyone who posts without reading by joedoe · · Score: 1
    First responses to the idea of a monorail almost always assume that it's a toy, but that mentality is only really present in the US, thanks to, of course, Disney. But stop and think about how many visitors their durable monorail systems carry, and those were designed decades ago. Modern monorails carry millions of passengers a day, mostly in Japan, where monorail technology has progressed in leaps and bounds.

    So try to realise that this is real, effective transit, where it is desperately needed. Try to lay off the monorail jokes, and go visit The Monorail Society for more info.

    1. Re:thank you, everyone who posts without reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a current resident of Japan, could you tell me where I can find these monorails that carry millions of passengers every day? It seems to me that trains are the mode of transportation of choice in these parts.

    2. Re:thank you, everyone who posts without reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here.

    3. Re:thank you, everyone who posts without reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions, it ain't.

      Here's a map of the Tokyo JR system that actually carries millions of passengers every day.

    4. Re:thank you, everyone who posts without reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wowsers, I thought besides the meager test tracks we had here in the us, and the test track in Germany,these things weren't taking off - those discovery channel documentaries have some catching up to do (on the monorail society news page):

      Initial Shanghai Maglev test runs soon. (3/12/02)
      Shanghai, China. The world's first commercial magnetic levitation train's construction is progressing towards important first runs next month. If all goes well during the test phase, on January 1st of 2003 an influential group of passengers will get their first ride. Chinese decision-makers will take the eight-minute ride between the airport and downtown Shanghai at up to 430 kph (270 mph). At stake for Transrapid International, the German consortium developing the system, will be the chance to expand the maglev to other parts of China. High-speed rail is planned between Shanghai and Beijing, but maglev has not been designated as the technology yet. Speaking about the 60 km Shanghai maglev line, Transrapid's Shanghai general manager, Guenter Weckerlein said "No one in the world has built such a line in such a short period of time. It's a kind of world record." Ninety-nine percent of the pillars and 40 percent of the track segments for a one-way trip are in place. By the end of 2003, the first maglev passenger train will be ready for Shanghai's 16 million people.

  27. Reminds me of this guy.... by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the guy who built his own monorail in his yard. I've gotta wonder which is cheaper per mile. This guy's or the one going in Las Vegas.

    Slashdot Article About Him

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  28. *cough*hypocrite*cough* by jaxdahl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look at your sig... this is the 3rd day of said blackout.. and you're POSTING constructive comments to the story? I don't think this tactic is working out very well, sorry to say. I pity you.

    If you really wanted to make an impact, you'd really need to get together way more users to boycott slashdot than what is going on now.

    1. Re:*cough*hypocrite*cough* by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Troll

      Hey, it's like a bumper sticker that says "Take Mass Transit!" Every driver I know wants everyone else to take mass transit, may be this guy wants everyone else to boycott Slashdot comments.

    2. Re:*cough*hypocrite*cough* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot blackout -
      just as effective as the crack addict blackout designed to force dealers to lower prices.. without the mess.

    3. Re:*cough*hypocrite*cough* by goodhell · · Score: 1

      Hey I'm following the slashdot blackout and not post.....

      Damn, sorry.
      Ignore this post.

      Mod me Mad

  29. "I call the big one 'Bitey'" by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Vegas gets a monorail, will we have HBO's "Monorail Confessions" to look forward to?

    ~Philly

  30. Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is good to see Las Vegas actually pour some concrete. Seattle (unlike the article implies) already passed a measure to extend by up to 40 miles the mono-rail, passed taxes (well, rammed them down the throats of the sensible people that knew they'd never see service under the planned terms) for a light rail system, and has managed to spend all the allocated money without breaking ground. (they did buy the trains already, and have taken deliver on some, but not facilities to actually even house them, let alone track to run them on.) And, to make matters worse, several of the officials have admitted they grossly underestimated the costs because the voters would never have passed it with legitmate figures. So Vegas gets it right and Seattle bites.

    1. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cats knew that 'new' should have been 'knew' not new. But they like to make me make mistooks :-).

    2. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by zeno_2 · · Score: 2

      Washington seems to have a big problem with money. I live in Idaho myself, but work in Washington, so I hear about things here and there. Probably the most interesting fumble, is this big parking garage in Spokane Washington, that no one wants to seem to pay for. I believe some of the money was put up front by the city, but they arne't making it back or something.

      I also hear that they want to use people's property taxes to help pay for the crappy roads there, because they had used the Gas Taxes for something else, or because they are trying to find the cheapest contractor to pave the roads with gravel, that gets all messed up when the winter hits here, and all the water gets under the roads, freezes, and makes potholes.

      Its quite a mess, im just glad I dont live there..

    3. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by dhogaza · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meanwhile, Portland Oregon, to the south, with our "repressive" intensive city planning, urban boundary, land-use planning measures and all that, manages to build light-rail segment after segment more or less on budget, more or less on time, and with ridership above estimates.

      Clearly we're a bunch of gawddamned Godless commies compared to the good, honest, business-uber-alles people of Seattle, aren't we?

    4. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      > Clearly we're a bunch of gawddamned Godless commies compared
      > to the good, honest, business-uber-alles people of Seattle, aren't we?

      Clearly. :)

      You may have better mass transit in Portland than people in Seattle, but you're still stuck living in Portland.

      *grin*

    5. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Chicago rulez :-) As much as we complain the the trains, it would be painful to get around the city without them.

    6. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by realyendor · · Score: 1

      I must point out that you've confusing several separate rail projects that are concurrently happening in Seattle.

      There was a vote for a 40-mile monorail system in Nov 1997. It passed with a 53% vote, but allocated no money. The intention was that the private sector would step forward to finance it. The city scoffed. And as a result, so did the private sector. The city council only gave $200,000 to fund a one-year study. They stretched the funds over two years before the initiative was dissolved by the city council.

      Citizens returned in 2000 with I-53, gathering 20,000 signatures in just 2 months! (About 1000 of those signatures were gathered by yours truly.) The initiative made it on the Nov 2000 ballot and passed by 56% with 148,000 votes--more than any other elected official in Seattle's history. I-53 reserved $6 million and two years to plan a monorail system.

      This plan is now being drafted, and includes 14 miles from Ballard to Downtown to West Seattle. The plan will be on the ballot in Nov 2002. The plan is described at http://www.elevated.org. Campaign info can be found at http://www.riseaboveitall.org.

      (On a separate note, the trains that have been delivered are for Sound Transit's "Sounder" commuter rail project. The excess trains have since been leased out at-cost to other transit agencies around the country. These trains are not monorails, and are govered by a completely separate agency. Sound Transit is also the organization responsible for the light rail plan.)

    7. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at it this way ... Seattle is a stank hole where it rains all the time and the people are hopped up on liters upon liters of espresso.

      Portland is just commie-ville.

      I'd rather live in Portland.

      Of course both are pretty pathetic which is why I live in San Francisco.

    8. Re:Wish Seattle new how to start construction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee an informed post that hasn't been modded up.

      Right, I am on slashdot where stupid Simpson's songs get modded higher than actual information.

  31. Links by axlrosen · · Score: 5, Informative

    A few cool mockups, and some more detailed maps.

    http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/LasVegas.html
    http://www.lvnvmonorail.com/

    1. Re:Links by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      Monorails might have gotten more press if the LA County Supervisors had accepted Alweg's offer, back in 1963, to build a turnkey monorail transit system that would initially serve the San Fernando Valley, the Wilshire corridor, the San Bernardino corridor and downtown Los Angeles (see LA's Worst Transit Decision on the Monorail Society's website). But the decision was made not to implement anything, so today they've got a boondoggle of a 'subway' system.

  32. Sigh... by Silver222 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's for the tourists, not the residents.

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    1. Re:Sigh... by jerryasher · · Score: 2

      Oh indeedily doo, it's for the tourists.

      The residents won't benefit from less traffic and smog when all those tourists no longer need to drive, taxi, or bus from casino to casino.

      And we all know that none of the maids, dealers, cashiers, plumbers, sysadmins, network engineers, programmers, waiters, entertainers, cooks, shopkeepers, bookkeepers, bookies, ticket takers, ushers, security guards, hairdressers, bankers, rental car agents, travel agents, or whomever that work in the casinos, restaurants, shops, stores, banks, or any of the businesses near the monorail are going to be using the monorail.

    2. Re:Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the guys passing out free porn on the street? Will they use the monorail? Will they in the stations handing out full color mags with ads for all the hookers?

    3. Re:Sigh... by Silver222 · · Score: 2
      The residents won't benefit from less traffic and smog when all those tourists no longer need to drive, taxi, or bus from casino to casino.


      You don't think that the residents of Las Vegas already know what a traffic hassle Las Vegas Blvd and the rest of the strip is? They go around it anyways.


      none of the maids, dealers, cashiers, plumbers, sysadmins, network engineers, programmers, waiters, entertainers, cooks, shopkeepers, bookkeepers, bookies, ticket takers, ushers, security guards, hairdressers, bankers, rental car agents, travel agents, or whomever that work in the casinos, restaurants, shops, stores, banks, or any of the businesses near the monorail are going to be using the monorail.


      Look at the route, smart guy. The monorail doesn't actually go to where any of these people live. So, unless the people cleaning the convention center live at the MGM Grand or the Bellagio, this isn't going to be much use for them, is it?

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    4. Re:Sigh... by jafac · · Score: 2

      This isn't going to reduce the amount of traffic congestion or pollution on the strip. It will simply increase the capacity. The same amount of idiots will still drive, the sidewalks will still be flooded with pedestrians, and the monorail will bear an increase in the total amount of traffic on the strip. Said increase will be funnelled through the lobbies of all the casinos at which it stops. Of course.

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  33. Will Spock be doing the grand opening? by Remik · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall,
    Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
    Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
    [appreciative laughter from the crowd]
    Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
    Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
    Quimby: [indignant] I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

  34. Excessive? by teslatug · · Score: 1

    Why would you have it go at speeds up to 50mph if it's only 7 miles long? I would guess most people getting on it would want to see the sites around.

    1. Re:Excessive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. That's where you are just plain WRONG. It is not a ride around look out the windows thing. A monorail has the same goal as any other form of transportation: getting from point A to point B, and fast as possible.

  35. Someone Plz Delete Post? by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 0

    Scrollshock. Nuff said.

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    1. Re:Someone Plz Delete Post? by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 0

      sorry if that post showed up as a re: to the original topic. intended for a anonymous coward lamer post.

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  36. Vegas Mass Transit .. a Monorail?!? by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    A monorail? For Vegas? Talk about being a bad design if Vegas is packed full of casinos. That would involve a raised track no matter what, people going through gates, and other niceties. Plus, it may not be very stable.

    But a dual-rail track design would be more stable and cost effective -- you can run regular trains if your rails are speced the same. Take Baltimore, MD's Light Rail system. They're so exact that all they need is to pass NTSB regulations.

    Of course, with all the drunks out there, you may want to use Washington DC's design, which is a go-anywhere subway/ground system, using gates so all the drunks don't "accidently" run infront of a train. Baltimore's light-rail system has this annoying habbit of crushing any truck/car/semi that tries to ram into it head-on....

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    1. Re:Vegas Mass Transit .. a Monorail?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Talk about being a bad design if Vegas is packed full of casinos. That would involve a raised track no matter what, people going through gates, and other niceties. Plus, it may not be very stable.

      Ah, I love the non-engineers who talk about nothing. You could only be a software engineer at MS. 1 or 2 tracks is very stable. Being elevated means not having to whack the drunks and be accused of murdering ppl just to get them across town.
      LTR is the biggest guarentee of routine "accidents" as it intermixes with traffic. Monorail has only one accident from an antiquated design, while LTR seems to have at least one a day.

      A dual track is nice for running in opposite directions and allowing easier maintenence.

      And the west can not afford to do the same systems that the east does. We contribute constantly, but our tax dollars go east rather than to our own needs.
      Funny, that in you last paragraph you did not mention that monrail has not hit anything.

    2. Re:Vegas Mass Transit .. a Monorail?!? by D_Nebuchadnezzar · · Score: 1

      You *REALLY* don't know a thing about engineering... Not stable?! common... moderators, this guy is trolling, pure FUD.. Who the hell gave him a moderation point?!

    3. Re:Vegas Mass Transit .. a Monorail?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baltimore's system isn't a flaw-it's a feature! (All right, drunk driver-outta the gene pool!)

    4. Re:Vegas Mass Transit .. a Monorail?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pardon me, but the DC system has nothing at all to prevent drunks from winding up in front of/under a train. It does happen from time to time. What they did do recently was add a foot-wide rubber strip with raised knobs to help keep blind patrons safer. It has had the effect of also keeping everyone back a little further from the edge. Personally, I find walking on those strips quite refreshing after a long day-- commuting shiatsu!

      You also get a drunk or two testing out the third rail.

      There was also a strange incident 1-2 yrs ago in which someone fell on the tracks and managed to roll up under the ledge of the platform. He was OK, but took forever to fish him out of there.

  37. Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by jerryasher · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a page (framed, mozilla unfriendly, slow jsp)
    from the principal contractor, Bombardier.

    This is the largest of three monorails they are building (although they say 4 miles, not 8). What's cool is that two of the three are for systems to get around downtown, not just for a system to get you to the airport parking lot.

    Unfortunately, the careers page doesn't reveal any openings. Sigh, this is the sort of socially responsible project that so many aerospace companies were to turn to after the cold war ended.

    1. Re:Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2
    2. Re:Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by Jonathan · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, the careers page doesn't reveal any openings. Sigh, this is the sort of socially responsible project that so many aerospace companies were to turn to after the cold war ended.

      Actually, Bombardier has been building subways and light rail systems for quite some time now -- they just didn't jump into it after the fall of communism.

    3. Re:Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by dhogaza · · Score: 2

      Bombardier has built cars for Portland transit, though I don't remember if they're light rail or busses or trolleys. We've got too many transit systems here, can't remember who built what :)

    4. Re:Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by supermoose · · Score: 2, Funny
      Another interesting link...

      Here's an image of a Bombardier engineer giving a similar monorail a quick test run. Note the prototype's innovative energy-efficient air conditioning. The prototype doesn't have quite as much seating capacity as they expect in the final vehicle, but you get the general idea.

    5. Re:Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by kilrogg · · Score: 2
      Sigh, this is the sort of socially responsible project that so many aerospace companies were to turn to after the cold war ended.

      Bombardier is the family name of the company founder, it has nothing to do with bombs. The company started in the snowmobile (aka 'skidoo') business and later forked out into other forms of ground transportation. They only got into the aerospace industry when the aquired Canadair, in the mid 80's.

      See their company history section

    6. Re:Built by Bombardier Transportation Systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the picture and mod this up or at least rate it "funny".

  38. Vegas, eh? by dhclab49 · · Score: 1

    I figured that was more of a Shelbyville idea....

  39. A possible solution by jconley · · Score: 1, Funny

    When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
    When toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down.

    It was proposed to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats; the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground. Using the giant buttered toast-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily resolve Vegas Gridlock!

    1. Re:A possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Dave Barry. Now why don't you and the idiot who modded you up take your worn-out cliches elsewhere.

    2. Re:A possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like the kind of solution someone with no practical experience would come up with.

      Have you ever tried to strap hot, buttered toast to a cat? If you had, you might see what I mean.

  40. a different take on monorails by zor_prime · · Score: 1
    How about this.

    Though the site is cheesy in parts, the idea is sound.

    Simple, fast, cheap transportation. I am a big fan, and think it would be better than a $650 million 7 mile monorail. Capacity would be a little lower per line, but lines are WAY cheaper to build.

    Just a thought.

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    1. Re:a different take on monorails by CityZen · · Score: 1

      I looked around the site and couldn't quite understand how the cars would switch from the main track to the loading/unloading track, or from one track to another for routing. The ideas are interesting, but somehow don't seem fully baked.

    2. Re:a different take on monorails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cardiff in Wales is currently testing ULTra, an interesting raised 'taxi' system, which is costed at 'under $10m per mile', what are the bets the cost doubles before completion...

      http://www.atsltd.co.uk/

  41. Best... Quote... Ever... by Halo- · · Score: 1
    "There will also be unusual safeguards. Since more than a few riders here are bound to be sloshed by more than a few drinks, every stop will be walled and sealed in glass, with doors timed to open only at the moment trains arrive -- so no one in a stupor falls from a platform."
    "We had to keep the nature of the city in mind," said Todd Walker, director of communications for the company managing the monorail."


    How come I've never lived in a city where the public contractors freely admit building around the general drunkeness of the public? "Don't trust your citizens around sharp objects, electricity, or fire? No problem in our town!"

    1. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by pennsol · · Score: 1

      I lived in Reno for 2 yrs. Same rules apply. There's two rules about alcohol in NV. 1)If your outside it has to be in plastic no bottles or glasses 2)If your in a car you can have a drink as long as your not sitting in the drivers seat( which is why there so many chinese fire drills performed on the streets of Reno)..;)

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    2. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1

      rule 2 is no longer true in Clark County, where LV is located. It was abolished about 5 years ago, if I remember correctly.

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    3. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the bottom of every sink is a drain stopper that catches the bits of kitchen debris. The crud from rinsed plates, the gristle and peelings all end up in that drain stopper. Las Vegas is the drain stopper for America. It is where America's human debris accumulates.

    4. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by pennsol · · Score: 1

      Sorry, i haven't been back since 95' I now live in the Virgin Islands..here your allowed to drink and drive..just wear your seat belt..and the drinking age is 18..and we have casinos..strangly enough we don't have that many accidents..it's either alot of practice or it's the fact you can't drive much faster than 15 mph here..;)

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    5. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by Halo- · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah... I forgot! Where I live (Texas), we have "fun" open container laws too. You can have them, so long as the driver isn't holding it. And that's a relatively new restriction I beleive

    6. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1

      I hear that - I don't know about the rest of the state, but I know that said law is no longer true in Vegas. It really wouldn't surprise me if it was still true in the resot of the state since there really is nothing to nevada save Reno and Vegas (some people argue that we need Carson City, but seriously....)

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    7. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, as of last Labor Day, no one in a vehicle in the Lone Star State can have an open container in a vehicle... But I guess there's always the trunk...

    8. Re:Best... Quote... Ever... by jcsmith · · Score: 1

      No we don't. As of sometime last year you can't have any open alcoholic beverage containers in your car.

  42. length of the monorail may be good for now by deft · · Score: 1

    although yes, getting to the airport would be crucial in my eyes, the way that this may service the sprawling urban areas is that most people will not enter the city, but in fact drive to the ned of the run, where they will leave their cars.

    i did this recently to avoid the 405 here in california (a horrible freeway for traffic), by leaving my car at universal studios, catching the train, and getting to staples center in about 10 minutes.... normally a hour at least!

    its going to be a goos start... but please oh please get it to the airport terminal!

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    1. Re:length of the monorail may be good for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what a waste of your time. The AVs will ALWAYS beat the Kings in any given series.

  43. Mass Transit should be taken up more widely anyway by LordZardoz · · Score: 2

    There are plenty of reasons to encourage this sort of thing, especially when you consider the benefits from it. I am not even talking about the envrionmental benefits either. The real motivator for this should be Self Intrest. Cars are simply too expensive to be worth it.

    You pay for the Car, gas, parking, insurance, and maintenence. If your able to take advantage of a decent mass transit system, you will at most need to pay for the access pass. The costs of such passes are always cheaper then the costs of using and maintaining a vehicle.

    The money you save as a result of using Mass Transit can be redirected to other, more fun costs. Like Videogames, new computer gear, and other electronic goodies.

    END COMMUNICATION

  44. Coming along nicely by flieghund · · Score: 2

    I was just in Vegas a few weeks ago. The monorail is in various states of completion along its route, but it is very impressive. I was initially confused, as some places looked as though they were already operational; alas, there was only the track. Other places just barely had formwork in place, not even the concrete poured yet. But the really interesting thing is that the monorail seems to be "integrated" into a few of the casinos along its route, passing under/over/through some of the casino eye-candy.

    From a purely selfish point of view, it makes a lot of sense for the casinos to support the project. It took 30 minutes to drive the length of the Strip during rush hour... at 3am it was closer to 5 minutes, even including a few red lights. Now, casinos really don't want you leaving, but most realize that half the people in Vegas aren't there to gamble -- but they spend money anyway, be it in the buffet line or in the themed casino shopping malls. Allowing all those mobile customers to more easily patronize your establishments makes a lot of sense.

    But the best thing Las Vegas could do would be to extend the line to McCarran Airport. It's not that I minded the $5 I paid for a van ride to my hotel, it's the hour I waited for said van and the additional 30 minute ride down the Strip. A monorail would solve that problem very nicely. It would also be a natural extension of the "light-rail" line that shuttles passengers between the old and new terminal buildings within the airport. (As an architectural aside, the new terminal building is a very nice example of "high-tech" design. The cable-truss window walls are especially beautiful to behold...)

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  45. They already have one... by NineNine · · Score: 2

    I know that Vegas isn't really for geeks, so I figured that I'll mention that Las Vegas already has a small monorail. It goes between MGM and Bally's, and every time that I have used it it is *packed*. Not just full, but packed, and you often have to wait for 2 trips to get on. It's a *great* idea. I'll definately use it when it's done. It's hot as fuck there in the summer (120), and it's a long fucking walk between even the casinos that are close together. I'm young and healthy, and during the summer, I have trouble walking from say, Bellagio to New York, New York. I can only imagine that older people will love it. I know that I'll use it.

    1. Re:They already have one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you mean "Vegas isn't really for geeks" in the same way that people in Seattle say, "It rains all the time". ;-)

    2. Re:They already have one... by mstyne · · Score: 1

      Sure Vegas is for geeks! I guess you haven't visited the 24-th Century yet. It's the charming story of a geek in the desert. I can certainly vouch for the geek factor, I'm his cousin.

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    3. Re:They already have one... by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Vegas not for geeks?

      What about the hacker conventions?

    4. Re:They already have one... by NineNine · · Score: 2

      Ask any Las Vegas citizen/employee. They all HATE geek events (hackers, Comdex, etc.) because geeks don't spend anything in Las Vegas. There's a saying that computer people go to Las Vegas with $20, and leave with $20. I go every 6 months, and I *never* see any geeks there.

  46. So why a monorail? by trubador · · Score: 1

    Why a monorail? How is it superior to the standard two-rail trains and subways that populate the land? Is it more stable? Safer? Cheaper to build? Cheaper to maintain? Or is it just nifty-looking, like the rest of Vegas?

    1. Re:So why a monorail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, yes and yes. Go to monorails.org people.

    2. Re:So why a monorail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How is it superior to the standard two-rail trains and subways that populate the land? Is it more stable? Safer? Cheaper to build? Cheaper to maintain? Or is it just nifty-looking, like the rest of Vegas?

      LTR and regular heavy rail have a long history of killing many ppl via hitting them or their cars. LTR and normal rail is in the same space as cars and therefore when cars are slowed, so are the ltrs. so nothing gained.

      Subways have the advantage of not killing ppl (except for those that jump/pushed on the tracks). The problem is that there is not ONE subway or LTR that is profitable. All of them require some form of taxpayer subsidy.

      Monorail cost about the same as LTR to build, but cost a fraction to run. Most are profitable on their own. It is the only form of public transportation that does not seem to require operating subsidies.

      Finally, Monorails are quieter than rail. They normally run tires on metal/concrete. This sounds more like a car going by (electric motors, not diesals).
      check out http://www.monorails.org/

    3. Re:So why a monorail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sound. Monorails are tons quieter than conventional trains. The current monorail in Seattle is quieter than the traffic on the street below it, which is very impressive considering it travels 3 times as fast. On the new monorail expansion, a train at full speed is supposed to be quieter than an idling city bus. Conventional trains tend to be awfully noisy (think of Elwood's apartment in The Blues Brothers). Thus, more people will want to live/work near it, and will want to ride it.

      Also, the ride tends to be much smoother than typical rail systems, they are much more stable and can corner more tightly at faster speeds; it is practically impossible to derail a monorail. The Seattle Monorail Project has an awful lot of additional information.

  47. Too low tech by grinwell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vegas should just skip the monorail phase and go straight to transporters.

    Or Segways . Close the strip to cars and fill the city with Segways. It'd be the perfect commercial for both the city and the Segway.

    Or Trebuchets . Boy, I'm full of helpful ideas tonight!

    1. Re:Too low tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd like to see you try operating a segway when you're drunk.

    2. Re:Too low tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be so bad. They are designed to prevent you from falling off.

    3. Re:Too low tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they prevent you from falling off... until you puke on the electronics

    4. Re:Too low tech by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Like my dad always says: "I can give you ideas, but good ideas cost money."

    5. Re:Too low tech by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

      Actually, the Seattle Monorail Project that is in the EIS phase for the build vote in November is looking at having Segway rentals at the monorail stations.

      But most people want to carry bicycles on board with them, from current feedback.

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  48. Seattle is working on this too... by km790816 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Seattle Monorail Project aims to put a monorail in downtown Seattle. It's set to be put to a vote in November, I think.

    Seattle suffers from the same problem: too many damn cars. With the 2nd worst rush hour traffic in the US (behind LA) I hope they can pull it off. There have been fights with light rail folks, but I think monorail is a much better option. Keep it above grade so there is little disruption of traffic. Many claim that monorail is Mickey Mouse transit. (no thanks to certain Simpson's parodies). Keep in mind that millions use monorail daily for transportation in Japan. When the people from Seattle went over to look at Japan's system they were blown away by its efficiency and capacity. After spending time abroad, I've become very disappointed with the mass transit systems in the US (or lack there of).

    We love our cars way too much.

    1. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by driptray · · Score: 1

      Keep it above grade so there is little disruption of traffic....We love our cars way too much.

      Indeed you do. Perhaps it's a better design for the mass transit system to take advantage of the pre-existing infrastructure (roads), while intentionally disrupting the traffic, thus creating a disincentive to drive at the same time as offering a replacement for it?

    2. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by km790816 · · Score: 2

      I disagree. I understand your theory about light rail: let's take a lane and use it for something better (Think HOV). There are other problems with rail, though.

      -Blocks access to businesses in some cases.
      -Adds to the traffic problem by blocking intersections.
      -Rail is slower because it will have to wait for traffic in some cases.
      -Danger of a car-train accident or even worse a person-train accident

      Monorail deals with all of these well. If you do any reading on the subject you will find that the safety record for monorail is second to none. Don't forget that it looks bloody cool!

    3. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by dhogaza · · Score: 2

      Well, you're right about falling in love with mass transit when travelling abroad, but other than Japan, who has gone the monorail route?

      Steel-on-steel (dual rail) is more efficient and doesn't require any additional pylon space on the ground if it is elevated. Seattle's existing monorail cars are just circa-1960s subway cars (it was built in the 60s, do you expect circa-2000 subway cars?)

      Still ... anything's better than driving a car in Seattle. The Sounder's a good idea, pity your regional governments are far behind in schedule and embarrassingly over budget (perhaps a true regional government like our Metro down in Portland would help?) You've got a brand-new commuter rail system that has standing room only boarding during morning and evening rush hours and a third set of trains that are late. Track projects that are late. Etc.

      This, actually, is probably one of the appeals of monorail. New infrastructure needs to be built, which means you can't be held hostage as some might argue BNSF does to the Sounder project.

    4. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by MsWillow · · Score: 2

      Seattle *has* voted on this, twice, recently. We'll keep voting for it, and the politicos will continue to ignore us, $pending ca$h on ground-based "light rail" that will snarl traffic even worse than it is now. Grrrr.

      I really wish Vegas luck. Maybe once theirs is running, we can get the politicians who are willing to do what the people keep telling them - get it the h*ll off the streets!

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    5. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Don't some cities have their light rail systems set up so that the train takes priority over traffic when it comes to intersections so it doesn't have to wait? I seem to recall SLC or Denver setting up their rail system such that whenever a train nears the intersection, the lights change and the gates drop and the train only stops at the stations. Accidents will always happen, but if the person can't pay attention to the big blinking lights, air horns, etc., they are a danger to themselves and other motorists whether light rail is built or not.

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    6. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by driptray · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is how the streetcars work in Zurich, and many other cities I imagine. It makes the streetcars fast and efficient, and the cars slow and inefficient, which is exactly the sort of incentive/disincentive I was talking about.

    7. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      With the 2nd worst rush hour traffic in the US (behind LA) I hope they can pull it off.

      I always wonder how exactly this is measured. I live in Seattle and took a trip to San Francisco - that was bad. Jammed up well after 8:30pm, whereas Seattle is fine (not good, but passable) even at 5:30pm. At least from the North to downtown.

      Anyway, the monorail has been approved by the voters, approved again by them and now needs to be approved again. This is what is known as the "fucking politics" effect. The monorail should have broken ground quite a while ago if not for moronic councilmen and other politicians. The Stranger, a non-satire cousin of The Onion has a monorail article every 2 weeks or so and usually it's about how it's getting taken up the ass. Our new mayor is dead set on getting light rail built despite the fact that it ruins foot traffic in a number of poor people's neighborhoods (and unsurprisingly, will be underground through most of the white, middle to upper class neighborhoods). Unfortunately, the other choice for mayor - Mark Sidran - was a stern motherfucker who would have been much worse, overall.

      I personally have very little faith the monorail will be built here in Seattle within the next five years. The good news for me is that mass transportation (buses) will start running from Seattle to the northern suburbs (all the way to Everett, I think - I know it makes it to Mukilteo) in under 2 years. Then, assuming I still live in Seattle, I will be able to sell my car. That's a 2500 lb. chain around my neck I'll be happy to ditch.

    8. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by Chokai · · Score: 1

      Yeah the biggest problem is that Washington residents have been in a "tax-revolt" for the last 5 or 6 years. They refuse to pay for anything. In addition the state has one of the most repressive tax structures in the country. No income tax and most of the progressive taxes, such as a motor vehicle excise tax have been eliminated via voter initiatives funded by two right wing wackos from Eastern Washington who found a frat-boy on the west half of the state to act as their front man. A friend who is fairly high up in the city of Seattle says his impression is that in addition to the usual political crap there is a legitimate fear that if they actually START something that the funding will get ripped out from underneath them before they even get it really started via a shortsighted initiative campaign.

    9. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by Misao · · Score: 1

      > Well, you're right about falling in love with
      > mass transit when travelling abroad, but other
      > than Japan, who has gone the monorail route?

      Well, it's not a monorail, but it is elevated light transit, and since you appear to be from Portland, I'm surprised you're not aware of Vancouver's Skytrain. (ok, ok, so it's Vancouver BC... still, it's not too far away.)

      Works quite well, although it is expensive to build. But it's out of the way, doesn't hold up traffic, and is reasonably fast.

      We also have heavy commuter rail, similar to the Sounder (I think ours was used as a proto for Seattle's; I've seen a couple of the Sounder cars up here) on CN line between Mission and the downtown peninsula. Interestingly enough, when Skytrain enters the downtown core it returns underground, using a double-decked former rail tunnel, which essentially (and probably used to) meets the commuter trains at Waterfront.

      -mis

    10. Re:Seattle is working on this too... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2

      Not to nitpick but,

      Most people use regular electric trains for transportation in Japan - last time I was there all the trains I saw all had two rails, and there are lots and lots of trains there - you really have to just plan a trip just to put it all in perspective.

      Anyhoo like the simpsons say mono means one and rail means rail. (sorry to bring that up)

      My problem with monorails in general is that they are usually poorely implimented, they cost more then electric light rail, and above all - I've never seen one anywhere in the world where it was more then just a gimic used to attract tourists. Plus its never been proved that monorails have better rides (case in point - try out the current mono rail in seattle), less roll or are faster then conventional trains.

  49. Odd about the west. by standards · · Score: 2

    I still find it curious that the west really doesn't depend on public transportation.

    I live in Boston, and there is no doubt in my mind that today, tomorrow, and next week I'll be taking the train to work. It's about 10x cheaper than driving & parking in the city. And lots easier too.

    I drive into work about once a month. That's plenty.

    But I guess each to his own. If you love to be seen in your car, well, then I guess then that settles the issue!

    1. Re:Odd about the west. by pennsol · · Score: 1

      I think it's because way back when one of the major land owners in California sat on the board of Goodyear tires..yup build LOTS of roads and no public transportation and you'll sell alot of tires.

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    2. Re:Odd about the west. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the east coast is heavily subsidized by our western taxes. IOW, our money that should be used for our local transport is subsisidizing you.

    3. Re:Odd about the west. by CityZen · · Score: 1

      For public transportation to work, the city has to have the right structure. There has to be a small set of concentrated areas that people move among. The problem with most cities is that they are too spread out, and there aren't any centers of concentration to connect with any rail systems. This is usually because most cities aren't planned; they're just grown by short-sighted developers for the most part.

    4. Re:Odd about the west. by weeber · · Score: 1

      I live in South Florida, and our situation re public transportation is probably similar. We have it, but would I use it if I didn't have to? No, probably not. For me, the buses aren't convenient. They aren't frequent (both in time and space)enough. Plus, we have room. I'm in the West Palm area and there's lots of freely available parking. It's not a problem finding a spot, and for the most part, the only place you're going to find parking meters is in downtown West Palm. (Parking garages too.) On a side note - Tri-Rail travels from West Palm to Miami, with northward expansion in the works. This is probably the shining spot in our system. (Plus they have really decorative trains. Click and see.)You can go to and from Miami on the weekend for $4. Plus, once you get to Miami, there IS a decent public transportation system. (Metrorail, Metromover, buses) That's a deal you can't really beat, especially since it makes for a really cool day trip.

    5. Re:Odd about the west. by jefflinwood · · Score: 1

      Actually, the east coast is heavily subsidized by our western taxes. IOW, our money that should be used for our local transport is subsisidizing you. This is wrong. Here is a graph that shows how much federal spending each state gets for the tax money it sends to Washington. The most notable recipient is DC. This can be explained by all the federal agencies in the area (also boosts MD and VA). It looks like the most urban states subsidize the less urban states. New Mexico, Missisippi, Montana, North Dakota and Alaska are the Welfare Kings of the states. The northeast, Illinois, and the west coast get screwed, and Texas and Florida about break even.

    6. Re:Odd about the west. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but your graph is missing.
      Up till Raygun, the money flowed east except for when it came to building things like nuclear plants or Nuclear disposal. Then money flowed easily to here (Not enough nimby, types here). When raygun came in, he flowed heavy military $ here, and some senator from the NE, insisted on trying to balance the dollars. The key thing to note is that of the states mentioned, New Mexico, Montane, and Alaska are here. Alaska generates its own with tax dollars and the oil/gas that is pumped there. Montana surprises me as it has heavy farming, mining, and tourism. New Mexico is understandable.
      Bu the amount of money that they soak can not be but a fraction of what the east has historically taken.

    7. Re:Odd about the west. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      But I guess each to his own. If you love to be seen in your car, well, then I guess then that settles the issue!

      Cute. Maybe that would be your motivation. Far fewer people see me, and much less closely, than if I were packed on a bus or train.

      I guess you don't understand, living in Boston and all. Where I live, there's plenty of parking, and no one pays for it (except right downtown - guess where I don't choose to work?).

      I guess I could take a bus to work ... if I wanted to take an hour, at least, instead of twenty minutes, with all the switches. Would be fun trying to carry my briefcase, drink cooler, and lunchbox all on the bus too.

      If I want to stop and get some groceries on the way home, I can. Or if I forgot something, I can just turn around, get it, and proceed on again. I can go wherever I want, without plotting out a bus route, changing buses, etc. etc.

      Public transportation really only works if you are packed in like sardines, and I don't want to live that way.

    8. Re:Odd about the west. by smithmc · · Score: 1
      I live in Boston, and there is no doubt in my mind that today, tomorrow, and next week I'll be taking the train to work. It's about 10x cheaper than driving & parking in the city. And lots easier too.

      I drive into work about once a month. That's plenty.

      Well, that's fine for you, living in a major city. At least you have mass transit ("The 'T'" - what a cute name!). I live on Long Island. It's one giant suburb - a few hundred square miles of fairly developed suburbia, a little denser toward NYC, less dense "out East", strip malls, TGIFriday's, and Home Depots as far as the eye can see no matter where you are. Yes, we have the LIRR, but it exists for one purpose - to move commuters in and out of Manhattan. Everybody else drives. There's no other reasonable way of getting anywhere.

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  50. The Odd Mod by realgone · · Score: 2
    Bah, mod this parent up to at least its base 0.

    Seriously, I mean the AC's right. The post in question clearly wasn't a troll. Heck, I'd even hesistate to mod the original down as Redundant, seeing as it came only two minutes after the first posting of the song. And come on, given the article topic, it's not like you didn't expect the song to make a showing, right? =)

    1. Re:The Odd Mod by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      Well, at least someone agrees with me. Also, it started as a +2 since I have a karma over 25, and the moderations were as follows:

      Troll=2
      Redundant=2
      Informative=1
      Funny=2
      Ov errated=1
      Total=8

      The troll people are smoking crack. They didn't get the joke and assumed they should mod me down. I can understand the redundant people as they saw the other post right above this and didn't think to check the times (I personally never mod anything as redundant until checking that). The informative person is smoking crack. It's a joke (not meant to be informative). The funny people are right on. The overrated person is smoking crack. The first moderations to hit this (and I saw them as they came) were redundant and troll, bringing it down to 0. If he/she thinks 0 is overrated, he/she must be pretty high.

      Mod this, I don't care. According to what happened to my last comment, this should be rated funny.

  51. Not just a Disney idea. by lostchicken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not only is this an idea used by Disney, the trains themselves are Disney Engineering Mk.IV. class monorails. They were designed and built by Disney.

    Disney replaced the Mk.IVs with Bombardier built Mk.VIs (The Mk.Vs are at DisneyLand). The new trains are inferior according to the drivers, but the trains had been aquired already. They are, in all fairness, more roomy to the passengers. Disney then sold the old Mk.IVs, still in perfect condition, to the city of Las Vegas.

    So, when you are riding on a train between hotels, you are most likely riding the same train you might have riden 10 years ago at Walt Disney World.

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    1. Re:Not just a Disney idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The old trains running between MGM and Bally's were Ex-Disney Mk. IV's. The new trains are brand new Bombardier M-VI's and are the latest revision of the Disney design, including fully automated operation (no driver).

      for more info check out: www.monorails.org

      Austin

  52. Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    There will also be unusual safeguards. Since more than a few riders here are bound to be sloshed by more than a few drinks, every stop will be walled and sealed in glass, with doors timed to open only at the moment trains arrive -- so no one in a stupor falls from a platform.

    Hey, that's great, we can look forward to drunken sots riding around all night on the monorail in their own pool of spew. That's a real attraction, isn't it?

    "Look kids, a pyramid, Venice, a castle, a pirate ship! Honey, don't keep away from that man Aren't the bright lights don't stick your food in that, it's disgusting beautiful? Would you like to go to the top or the Mister, put that whiskey bottle away and don't look at my kid like that or there's gonna be some real trouble Stratosphere?"

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    1. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1
      I have one thing to say in the negative about trains, CHEWING GUM.

      After we have finished with banning smoking, I want to start on gum.

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    2. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know if they are going to have some security personnel on these cars, especially since there will be no driver. At least with our buses and lame ass trolleys, the driver can stop the vehicle and take care of anyone who is being disorderly. I wouldn't want to be stuck in a car with people who are drunk and possibly pissed off because they lost a ton of money at the casinos, not the mention the case mentioned above where someone has vomited or defecated on themselves.

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    3. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Anyone who brings kids to vegas is expecting to expose them to such things! You can't even walk down the strip without being handed flyers for call girls. Someone passed out in a pool of vomit is nothing.

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    4. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After we have finished with banning smoking, I want to start on gum.

      Fascist!

    5. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by arivanov · · Score: 2

      They see it on the TV screen every day anyway. With one major difference - on TV they also get shot or violently abused. So, somehow, I do not see your point unless you have banned your youngsters from TV, computers, games, books and every other item of "modern" civilisation.

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    6. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      No, just sick of seeing numerous fungicidous globs of matter forming ever increasing mounds of goop on train floors, and footpaths, (sidewalks for you people in other parts of the world), on handrails, on seats, etc, etc. I could go on, but I am sure you can fill in the rest.

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    7. Re:Yeah, but read that again and think about it... by colmore · · Score: 2

      yeah, gum is doubleplus ungood

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  53. $2.50 per trip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The monorail could cut-out most of my commute to work each day, but at $2.50 each way, there's no way I could afford it. I make just over $6 per hour, and after taxes, SSN, etc., that comes-out to about $4 per hour. So, I would spend 1 hour 15 minutes each day working to just pay for the ride? No thanks. I'll have to thank the city counsel for building something that isn't of use to most of the people that live here.

    1. Re:$2.50 per trip? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      How much do you pay to park? Do you like creeping along in traffic having to watch out for people who don't really know how to drive but the DMV gave them licenses anyway? How much gas do you waste while waiting to merge because one of those drivers caused an accident a half mile up the road? How much more do you pay in insurance because you have to commute in it everyday instead of just using the car on the weekends? Could you use the time riding public transport for reading in order to upgrade your skills to get something better than a $6/hr job? Who knows, maybe driving to work is costing you more than $5/day. People tend to forget the costs associated with driving to work. I guess it's because there isn't a guy demanding a bording fee before you get in the car.

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    2. Re:$2.50 per trip? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      How much do you pay to park?

      Zero...and it's covered, too. (Who the hell pays to park at work, anyway? Your employer ought to have a lot where you can stick your car...how else are you supposed to get to work on time, every time?)

      Do you like creeping along in traffic having to watch out for people who don't really know how to drive but the DMV gave them licenses anyway? How much gas do you waste while waiting to merge because one of those drivers caused an accident a half mile up the road?

      If you avoid the Strip at all times and avoid I-15 and the part of US 95 west of the Spaghetti Bowl during rush hour, getting around town isn't as bad as some people have made it out to be. Idiot drivers are a problem (especially since we have so many ex-Californians here who never learned to drive in the first place), but they seem to be a problem nearly anywhere you go.

      Could you use the time riding public transport for reading in order to upgrade your skills to get something better than a $6/hr job?

      Already have the degree and the decent-paying job...last time I made $6/hr. was when I started at Best Buy at the tail end of '94. Thanks for playing, though.

      Who knows, maybe driving to work is costing you more than $5/day.

      Closer to $2.00 at current gas prices, given my commute...and it takes half an hour each way. CAT charges $2.50 for the same round trip, and you'll be stuck on the bus 3x longer. (Been there, done that.)

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    3. Re:$2.50 per trip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Already have the degree and the decent-paying job...last time I made $6/hr. was when I started at Best Buy at the tail end of '94. Thanks for playing, though.

      He was responding to a post that is rated "0" and you probably couldn't see. In that post the person complained of having a $6 (reduced to $4 by taxes etc).

    4. Re:$2.50 per trip? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Zero...and it's covered, too. (Who the hell pays to park at work, anyway? Your employer ought to have a lot where you can stick your car...how else are you supposed to get to work on time, every time?)

      If I worked in the same part of town that I do now and didn't work for a big corporation, I'd have to pay to park. That alone would almost pay for the round trip fare. I'm sorry to hear that the bus system is messed up there. When I used to use the bus system to get to work, the commute increased from 30 minutes to 45. Being able to relax and read a book (for work or enjoyment) instead of driving was well worth the extra time.

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  54. just like north haverbrook... by cypr355 · · Score: 1
    Ok, who wants to bet on when the city goes bankrupt...

    I got 20 to 1 odds on 2006, place ya bets.

  55. Oh, lord. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    Monorails again.

    Sheesh. If monorails were really so good, they would be all over the place. But 200 years (okay, 198) years after Richard Trevithick invented the steam locomotive (btw, the , birail systems are quite prevalent throughout the known universe).

    Must be their inherent simplicity and stability, no? If you really look around, there aren't really much monorails...

    1. Re:Oh, lord. by slow_flight · · Score: 1

      O Bin Laden is stupid. Instead of the WTC, he should have crashed the planes into Disneyworld, Hollywood and Redmond.

      Uh, I don't think the point was to HELP us...

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  56. Hmm... Disney?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monorails are a Disney thing, mainly, right? How many city officials did the Mouse buy? Judging from their track record, who knows...

  57. they need laterals by small_dick · · Score: 2

    the monorail is great; i recently spent almost an hour on the strip, moved maybe two car lengths, desperate to pee. it sucked.

    they need more lateral action off the strip, maybe with some cheep buses or something, so guys like me can get to the strip from our cheap hotels...

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  58. Why Not Monorail? by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1
    Well, I tried to be part of the /. blackout but this article hits home.

    As a huge monorail fan(atic) I think this idea is a great idea. What's not to like about monorails? They're quiet, clean, and fast. Monorails make hardly any noise compared to trolleys and cars. They're clean and don't cause any pollution, they're also friendly to the environment since they don't interfere with natural migratory paths, and can integrate easily in big cities. Since they're elevated they don't have to stop at traffic lights like trolleys do. So they're average speed is much higher than cars and trolleys.

    If cost seems to be a factor, don't worry this construction is taking place in Las Vegas. You'll be sure that casinos are pouring money into exaggerated stations and whatnot. Monorails can be built much cheaper. Don't forget about the long-term costs. As trolleys may seem cheaper at first, but in the long run maintenance and accident wise, monorails are much cheaper.

    Don't worry about Monorails not being 'proven.' Asia has many monorails that run reliable for years (even some at a profit.) We also have local systems like the Seattle Monorail and the Disney Land and Disney World Monorails. If you think that the Disney Monorails are just 'rides' think about their purpose: they get people from Point A to Point B efficiently. Isn't that the whole purpose of mass transit?

    Monorails were way ahead of their time, especially with the ALWEG Monorail in the 1960s. Now is the time to consider ways to fix our present day traffic problems with more technically advanced technologies. Widening highways is no longer an option for many cities and only serves as a 'band-aid' solution. Trolleys can no longer accommodate our present problems due to their lines being ripped up and replaced with roads. I embrace fellow geeks to look in awe at such an engineering marvel, that can prove to be the most cost-effective solution in the future.

    1. Re:Why Not Monorail? by bgeiger · · Score: 1

      I agree. Being a Walt Disney World Annual Passholder, I spend quite a bit of time on the monorails.

      They're fairly quiet (I've seen people sleeping under the tracks on New Year's Eve in Epcot -- even though birds like to perch there ;-) ) and efficient (if you've ever been to WDW on a summer day, you can see how quickly they transport the tens of thousands of guests from the Magic Kingdom out to the parking lot). Also, since they're electric, the power can be provided by an efficient power plant with more pollution prevention technology than is possible on the equivalent number of passenger cars, or even buses.

      However, the model may not transfer as easily as you'd think. The Epcot monorail has exactly two stations (the Transportation and Ticket Center and Epcot) while the Magic Kingdom monorails (there are two running in opposite directions) have only a small number of stops, and everyone is either going to or from their hotel, the park, or the parking lot. Las Vegas is a fairly complex place, with a large number of stops, not to mention a much larger number of visitors.

      Even though people tend to be well behaved at WDW, I've personally walked into a monorail car which held a dirty diaper left there by a previous passenger. Things break, things are damaged, there are instances of vandalism, et cetera, not to mention the privacy tended to riders on a nearly-empty train. Any of you who remember "Adventures Through Inner Space" know exactly what I'm talking about.

      Even with these problems, I believe that monorails are among the best of solutions to this problem. I wish those in charge the best of luck. They have some massive hurdles to overcome.

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  59. one non-linear track? by Fletch · · Score: 1

    so there's one track, that's not a loop? doesn't that mean there can only be one train going back and forth?

    i'm no mono-thingy-guy, but that doesn't seem like it would relieve the congestion nearly as much as a loop track with >1 train running continuously in one direction.

    though, it is vegas. maybe they could set up some game of chance that would land you at the front of the line.

    1. Re:one non-linear track? by Fletch · · Score: 1

      doh! my subject is just plain wrong. oh well.

    2. Re:one non-linear track? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >so there's one track, that's not a loop? doesn't >that mean there can only be one train going back >and forth?

      If you haven't figured out already, there are two tracks. You may have seen pictures of the single track spur line running to the maintenance facility.

  60. Just goes to show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for every stupid story gracing an active /. server, there are dozens and dozens of idiots willing to shame themselves in public. Thanks to every one of you brainless dolts for sharing. I so needed to hear your opinion on proposed mass transit in the desert.

    Everyone that has worked on a project related to public works or transit please raise their hand?

    Anyone here that understands crowd control or urban development?

    Anyone familiar with how other countries have addressed this topic?

    (counting show of hands....done)

    None...I thought so. jeesh...

    1. Re:Just goes to show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well don't keep us all in suspense! Grace us with your wisdom, motherfucker!

  61. Why this is an amazing idea by Schlemphfer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A bunch of posters here have wondered "why build such a thing?" Having just had the misfortune of visiting Vegas, let me say why the city is uniquely suited to benefit from a monorail.



    Like no other city, Las Vegas is made up a tremendously high percentage of people who visit just for a the weekend. Tens of thousands of people fly into Vegas every week, all of whom go directly to the casinos, where they sleep in the upstairs hotel rooms. Right now, they essentially have two viable choices: cab or rental car.



    Nobody wants to go through the hassle of figuring out a bus system just after flying into town. And walking that mile or so to the casinos, with luggage, in the dessert heat won't work either. A monorail dedicated to connect the airport with the strip is an incredible idea, as much as I may personally detest gambling.

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    1. Re:Why this is an amazing idea by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Tens of thousands of people fly into Vegas every week, all of whom go directly to the casinos, where they sleep in the upstairs hotel rooms.

      It doesn't seem to me that these people are travelling around that much!

    2. Re:Why this is an amazing idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, just about any large metro would benefit from this.
      It is as safe to run as subway, but cheaper than LTR.

    3. Re:Why this is an amazing idea by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      It doesn't seem to me that these people are travelling around that much!

      Half the fun of Vegas is visiting all the hotels with the various themes. If you've never been there, there's really no place like it.

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    4. Re:Why this is an amazing idea by crisco · · Score: 2
      Vegas is also one of the fastest growing areas in the country. Much of the infrastructure has not kept pace, improvements are only now being finished that accomodate the level of traffic here, they will be swamped if the level of growth continues.

      For instance, I-15 (you can see it in the graphic) is the major North-South traffic artery through town, it currently has rougly 4 lanes in each direction in the area that parallels the monorail project and the strip casinos. I attended a presentation a few years back that estimated a need for over 10 lanes in each direction in less than 20 years. For some large metropolitan areas that is nothing, but for a backward gambling town that isn't so recently out of the mob era (some say we're still there with Oscar Goodman as mayor) that is quite an increase in traffic.

      Some more #s off the top of my head:
      35,000,000 visitors a year (6 million by car, the rest by air
      125,000 hotel rooms
      1,600 taxicabs

      Comdex is usually one of the largest events (this year's was under the shadow of the events of 9/11/01), with reported attendance of over 200,000, this fills up the city and allows the sleaziest dumps to charge over $200 a night. So we can get an extra 13% of our population into town over a week or a long weekend? We can use some help in the transit department.

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    5. Re:Why this is an amazing idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear! I actually prefer walking up and down the strip - but on the inside of the hotels, not on the street. My wife and I got lost walking from Bally's down toward Paris and ended up coming back out North of Bally's again. Still haven't figured that one out.

      For much of the year it is too damn hot to walk outside on the street except at night (when you probably want to see the lights anyway). But for all the older folks and children who are going there this is a much easier solution to getting around.

  62. Too bad by j09824 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Too bad they are thinking "big 1960's style public transportation". A monorail system like Personal Rapid Transit would have been so much nicer. See also here.

  63. Catching up to Detroit by -tji · · Score: 2

    One can only hope that this will be as good as the "People Mover". The monorail running through the Urban Blight Theme Park: Detroit.

  64. Can relate in my city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I live (Auckland, New Zealand), there are major traffic problems. Sucessive administrations have ignored building motorways and public transport, and now there is gridlock. Sir Robbie, the populist Jewish communist (literally) major of the 1960s wanted to build monorail around the city, but nobody would do it. Now we have hardly any public transport except a few busses which never run on time, a half finnished motorway, and the major doesn't want to do anything except build roads everywhere.

  65. RIP Phil by NiftyNews · · Score: 5, Funny

    I miss Phil Hartman. Hit my karma if you need to, but I needed to say it.

    1. Re:RIP Phil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's fucking hilariously random.

    2. Re:RIP Phil by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      He did the voice for Lyle Lanley, fuckwit.

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    3. Re:RIP Phil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Funny? Great modding job there.

    4. Re:RIP Phil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And...? That makes it funny how?

      Leonard Nimoy was in that episode, too. Would saying "I miss Leonard Nimoy" be funny?

    5. Re:RIP Phil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually that is pretty damn funny, because he's not dead.

    6. Re:RIP Phil by cmkrnl · · Score: 0


      Because Gobshite, Phil was topped by his whacked out wife about 4 years back IIRC.

    7. Re:RIP Phil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got it. It's "funny," because Phil Hartman is dead.

      You're right-- that is funny. It's a real knee-slapper.

    8. Re:RIP Phil by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      I never said it was funny. I just said it wasn't random. It had a direct connection with the story (which included a reference to Lyle Lanley's monorail pitch). I agree, whoever rated the comment funny is also a fuckwit.

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  66. You think that's bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you group all the cities in my area up loosely (and I mean very loosely) you might get 300,000 people.

    Yet my neighbouring city (Kitchener-Waterloo) has proposed to build miles of streetcars because they think this will move the average 2 - 5 riders on each bus off them to streetcars that don't even stop in their neighbourhood. This is even dumber than when they washed millions down the hole with an unread contract with RIM. Sheesh, its even dumber than when two a local town mayor was caught for DUI.

    God, when I read the title in the newspaper I was just so freakin' glad I live far enough out of town that I didn't vote for any of those idiots.

  67. flaws in schema design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Let's get this out of the way early:

    SELECT *
    FROM smartass_remarks
    WHERE simpsons='t' AND
    topic='monorail'

    There.


    Hmm... I'd use something more like:

    SELECT *
    FROM smartass_remarks
    WHERE name='Simpsons' AND
    topic='monorail'

    or are you just assuming that all of our smart ass remarks come from The Simpsons?

    1. Re:flaws in schema design by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I'd use something more like:

      SELECT *
      FROM smartass_remarks
      WHERE name='Simpsons' AND
      topic='monorail'

      or are you just assuming that all of our smart ass remarks come from The Simpsons?


      I was thinking that simpsons would be a flag that is set to true or false depending on whether the smartass remark is a Simpsons reference. But your way is better.

      Steve

  68. two good trains in japan by mattr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Perhaps the people building this could get something out of trying two trains in Japan.

    - The monorail from Shimbashi (in Tokyo near the Ginza) to Ariake (manmade peninsula with convention and amusement facilities).
    This is an unmanned, beautiful monorail which loops out over the sea. Has some good handholds and soft parts you can lean on because it seems on a narrow train with lots of windows you get pushed strongly to the side when you don't expect it. Beautiful glass car in front is a great panorama.

    - The newest subway built in Tokyo, opened last year: Namboku Line which runs from northern Tokyo down to fashionable Azabu. (Like the above monorail I believe) the platform is enclosed on either side by glass walls interrupted by sliding glass doors which only open when the train stops right in front of it. There are metal posts with electric eyes on them just inside where the doors retract, so that they won't try to close while someone is entering. No room also because of those posts for someone to slide outside the glass wall.

    1. Re:two good trains in japan by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      The train that takes you to Odaiwa isn't that bad either, but i can't remember if it is a "real" train on tracks or a bus that follows a set path. Either way I believe it was automated.

      I ride the washington dc metro every day and would like it if the cars were similar to japanese commuter train cars(i.e. the seats line the sides of the rows and can be lifted up for rush hour). This would help crowding at peak times since people don't walk into the middle of the train to provide more room for others. Then again you don't have the mass pushing on/off the train either. I do miss the trains coming every two minutes during rush hour, and it would be nice if the WMATA had signs that more accuratly told you when the next train was coming as well as the one behind it. They currently have a display that sometimes displays the name and time for the next train, but usually just dislpays the current time or some general notice.

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  69. Cabbies fought this for the longest time by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2

    The story that I heard was that this type of system had been planned for years but cabbie groups had lobbied city hall to stall it.

    1. Re:Cabbies fought this for the longest time by berniecase · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Here in Seattle, the 1997 monorail initiative was almost entirely started by a cabbie.

    2. Re:Cabbies fought this for the longest time by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      Which would probably be why they won't extend it to the airport... if I recall correctly, there's no great topographical challenge to taking the existing plans and extending them; McCarran isn't that far away from the south end of the strip.

      But, as stated elsewhere, public transport decisions are all about politics... my town is flat as a board and has plenty of room (and need) for a light-rail system, but mention it in a public forum and oh the hell that gets raised over it!!

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  70. Detroit WHAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh yes the people mover. Happly shuttling Redwings fans to and from the parking lots for many years...

  71. Indy getting a mini-version of this... by Peyna · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't have any linkage for you, but I guess I could walk outside and take some pictures. A local hospital is footing the bill for an approximately 3 mile monorail line in downtown Indianapolis to connect Methodist Hospital with the IUPUI Campus and all the hospitals around it.

    Clarian Health, who owns most of these hospitals is foot the 34 million dollar bill for this, and the city will get monthly payments from them for taking land away I guess. I just have to find out if I can catch a ride to class on the thing, or if it will be limited to medical personel only.

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    1. Re:Indy getting a mini-version of this... by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      My boss and I were discussing this the other day- he says it is going to be just for people associated with the hospitals. I don't know where he got his information though...

    2. Re:Indy getting a mini-version of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IU pays my paychecks, and IU runs the hospital, does that mean I'm associated? =]

  72. Only in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't you get it right?

    1. Re:Only in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong about a big scam if you expect it?

  73. to clarify Denver's transportation situation... by cmckay · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the article:
    Denver is extending some of its new commuter rails and a proposed monorail downtown is a subject of fervent debate.
    Well, sort of. Denver is indeed expanding its Light Rail system. However, the section of track that just opened has little to do with commuters-- it passes by Mile High (our new stadium), the Pepsi Center (our new-ish arena-- go Avs!), and Elitch Gardens (the local Six Flags franchise). Basically, it's for people looking for entertainment, not working schmucks.

    However, the next expansion (which will be completed in a few years, IIRC) is a link between Denver and a large suburb to the south. A benefit to commuters, but also greatly welcomed by shoppers.

    Also the proposed monorail is meant to connect Denver with the ski resorts-- it isn't meant to be a "downtown monorail" as the article implies.
    1. Re:to clarify Denver's transportation situation... by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      Yeah, just wait, though. Boulder has been SCREAMING for light rail (or heavy rail) for years. Also, Arvada started (about a year ago) raising private and city funds to help build a line into Arvada since RTD didn't have the $$$ at the moment. I have no idea where that effort is at the moment.

      After getting the concession from the state Congress, RTD finally can put a proposal to the public for a sales tax hike to start addressing the Boulder line.

      Basically, (the extension)it's for people looking for entertainment, not working schmucks.
      Yeah, but it's an extension from the SW line which is DEFINATELY for working schmucks and has 3X the estimated ridership. They just found that the SW line also had entertainment riders (it runs near the Can and close enough to LoDo). Have you ever been on that line at 1AM? It's full of drunken idiots (I was one of 'em) who are dodging DUIs and parking!

      I don't think anyone expected the response they got for Light Rail in Denver. I think it's kinda cool. I live near downtown (Uptown) and it would be GREAT if I could to DTC without the traffic, which was bad enough before T-REX (I'm not sure it's really any worse now though).

      / rant

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    2. Re:to clarify Denver's transportation situation... by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      Just to point out..

      The new'ish light rail (2-3 years ago) was a REAL improvement for those out in the western section of town (Littleton, Highlands Ranch).. that line makes it possible to get to downtown rather quickly actually..

      Combine that with one of them Segways and your home free:)

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  74. If use simpsons refs in the story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then don't mod down simpsons refs in the comments. Moderators = fucking idiots, and getting worse. No wonder I find myself not going to slashdot nearly as much anymore....

    1. Re:If use simpsons refs in the story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor Baby!(tm)

  75. They Exist! I've seen one by rochlin · · Score: 1

    Anyone been to Mammoth (Calif. Ski resort in the Sierra Nevada). They built a monorail a while back to link their lodges (I mean, the place is called Mammoth). First year, lots of breakdowns. Nope, the train never comes. Now it's just a rust bucket. OK. Now lets sing the Simpsons refrain (one more time!).

  76. Great, slashdotted again. by Nethead · · Score: 3, Funny
    You guys chewed up 15Mb/s of my bandwidth on monorails.org just a few days ago and now you have to put links in again. Look, we get this bandwidth gratis from ColoCenters and I don't want to have them bitch about all the traffic. The FreeBSD server takes the hits ok, but it sure shows on the MRTG graphs. Today UserFriendly also had us linked as LOTD so we're really pushing the bits.

    What is it with geeks and monorails anyway?

    And the Simpsons song just isn't funny anymore.

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    1. Re:Great, slashdotted again. by rcw-home · · Score: 1
      You guys chewed up 15Mb/s of my bandwidth on monorails.org just a few days ago and now you have to put links in again.

      Look at the bright side, you got a karma point out of it.

      </cynic>

    2. Re:Great, slashdotted again. by Hyperfrog · · Score: 0
      On this.. does indeed Site Throughput = Karma?
      Perhaps someone should do a study to see if a slashdotted page actually increases the owner's Karma.

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  77. News? by kermit1221 · · Score: 1

    It seems that the city of LV has had designs on extending the MGM Grand monorail into something the whole Strip can use for some time (couple years?). More information can be found in PDF at http://www.rtc.co.clark.nv.us/rtc/monorail/DEISdoc ument.htm

    As for the comment about Seattle's monorail; they've had one since 1962, built for the Century 21 World's Fair. It was the first full-scale ALWEG monorail in the States. In fact, Seattle is the only place with original ALWEG built monorails still running. This year has had a lot of advancements towards getting Seattle's bigger. Check out http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/News.html for bits of news (worldwide, but several entries about Seattle).

  78. miami florida usa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a monorail system in miami, while it isnt trashy like a subway its still too much damn walking. Especially when its so hot outside, who wants to walk? I guess the same applies to Vegas for most of the year. But perhaps because its a tourist destination people will be more prone to walk and "see the sights"? Whatever happens i want my hydrogen powered car, screw public transportation.

  79. That will never work in vegas by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    That will never work in Vegas. Have you seen the crowds on the strip?. You need that monorail to be able to pick up large numbers of people. big style public transportation is exactly what is called for.

    1. Re:That will never work in vegas by jafac · · Score: 2

      Actually, what would be better would be a very long conveyor-style system to keep the traffic constantly flowing. Like the ones in airports. (in fact, they already have a couple of systems like this at Ceasars, and one other hotel there). I think that a monorail, carrying 400 passengers per train, would not even make an insignificant pinprick in the gross amount of people who are moving up and down the strip.

      A 3-meter wide conveyer moving in both directions, covered to protect from the rain, would be best.

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  80. Excellent idea by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Finally, someone with a bit of a brain in the transport area.

    Building new roads to combat congestion is like buying a bigger belt to combat obesity.

    1. Re:Excellent idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i simply meant that i hate public transportation, not that its a bad idea. public transit is often yucky, its out of the way, and frankly i like the privacy of my car instead of being 5 feet in front of some freaky freak. public transportation does suck, its a fact.

      what they NEED to do is make a transit system that has dropoff points and THEN connect to every street and building using a smaller moving walkway or somthing like that, and it better be air conditioned in hot climates. japan does this BTW. and no i dont mean every street and every building, that would be retarded, just places where there is a lot of traffic.

  81. bombadier by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    i was wondering how that name was familiar - now i remember the nyc subway trains are built by them.

    By the way the aerospace companies probably wont turn to this kind of work, because cities cannot afford the fantastic overpayments that the fed govt gives them. they actually have to show a working model in return for their fees which may be a bit dissapointing for companies that are used to making missile defense systems.

    1. Re:bombadier by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      By the way the aerospace companies probably wont turn to this kind of work, because cities cannot afford the fantastic overpayments that the fed govt gives them. they actually have to show a working model in return for their fees which may be a bit dissapointing for companies that are used to making missile defense systems.

      After the time and difficulty involved with producing working trains for Amtrak's Acela, I don't know that Bombadier is much better than the aerospace companies.

  82. Good Job TACO!!! by phunhippy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Frankly this sounds more like a Shelbyville idea. -- TaCo showing more proof he never reads the articles he posts! if ya read the article you'll notice that people can walk the strip in vegas faster then they can drive it sometimes and the city is in desperate need of more mass transit and its being done in style... yeah really like shelbyville... idiot...

  83. why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use old trolleys? Not only could they be treated as another thing for tourists to do, it wouldn't be as full blown as what most cities are doing for light rail. 80-100 years ago, lots of cities had electric trolley's, so the systems can't be that exotic of a problem to solve.

    1. Re:why not... by GutBomb · · Score: 1

      when traffic is a concern it seems like such a logical idea to put trolley tracks in all the streets so traffic can get even worse

    2. Re:why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read again, the monorail is 50 feet above the ground, and the supports are not on the street. They are beside the hotels, about 20 feet away from the strip. They started on the monorail several years ago, beginning near the Luxor.

  84. i miss him too by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    and i miss news radio as well. sigh ...

  85. Bah! Get your own! by Hyperfrog · · Score: 0

    http://monorails.org/tMspages/Niles.html

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  86. Born and Raised in LV by NTS_NachO · · Score: 1

    I don't mind the tourism so much anymore, but our gridlock isn't cause by that. Its caused by our new residents (Especially those from CA in my opinion). I like the small town that Vegas used to be, i wish everyone would just go back to where they came from. The job market isn't that great outside of casino industry. Most people move her cause of the low taxes and lack of earth quakes. New residents piss me off. Just leave, that will fix our gridlock.

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    1. Re:Born and Raised in LV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

  87. A 1934 patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.transrapid.de/en/information/his_txt.ht ml

    nice to see progress does happen from time to time.

    All the worlds countries should get into this technology a little more often imho, i'm tired of paying excessive rates for risky airline travel.
    A fact compounded by the fact that air travel is one of the few industries state side that does not pay a fuel tax.

    In the lovely rail friendly lands of Europe on can have a beer and a smoke and travel at high speed. Just one of the reasons I hope to live in Europe in the near future.

    Imagine a state side excise tax funded maglev rail expansion program...

    Cheers,

    B&O Rail Kiddie

  88. HAHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5th time this song has been posted, and it keeps getting funnier! Keep it up, you wonderful Jesters of Slashdot!

  89. A question by Galvatron · · Score: 2
    Is there actually any reason to build a monorail aside from coolness? Do they have any advantages over traditional railed vehicles, or is it just that they figure tourists would be more likely to ride a monorail than an elevated train?

    Also, from the article: The first four miles of the rail project are being funded entirely with private money raised through tax-free bonds.

    And who do they expect to eventually pay off those bonds, the tooth fairy? Sounds like the whole thing is publicly funded to me...

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    1. Re:A question by Hyperfrog · · Score: 0
      Yes, there is.

      Lots of the problems with rail are solved with the monorail, the main ones being weight/space/power/cost.

      Basically, the train is a nice idea.. good for scheduling (doesn't have to stop for pesky cars), good for space (has its own tracks, doesn't take up road space(usually)), good for power consumption (although fixing the damn things can get expensive, but what's new) and the cost for a _passanger_ should be cheaper. Notice the should in that sentance please.

      In essence, it's the Train Upgrade of the future

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  90. i think by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    i think monorails are cheaper than raised rail, but raised rail allows for higher speeds and efficiency.

  91. The really ironic part about that is... by cscx · · Score: 1

    I believe Las Vegas is using junked Mark IV monorails that Disney World used back in the day. Remember the scene in that episode where the logo peels off and underneath it says "1964 World's Fair?" Yeah...

  92. news radio was just... great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen any programs that are even half as consistently funny.

    For an excessive analysis of the series;
    http://newsradioart.tripod.com/

    Bless you Phil Hartman.

  93. Re:Mass Transit should be taken up more widely any by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

    You pay for the Car, gas, parking, insurance, and maintenence. If your able to take advantage of a decent mass transit system, you will at most need to pay for the access pass. The costs of such passes are always cheaper then the costs of using and maintaining a vehicle.

    Cheaper because, at least around here, they're massively subsidized. I'm one of those who wished public transportation was viable, but it simply isn't for a lot of people. I far too often need to go somewhere when nothing's running but taxis (which are hideously expensive here). I need some way of bringing $200 of groceries home, which isn't going to happen on any public conveyance I've seen. There are also issues of efficiency. I have a tightly packed day already. I don't have the time to wait around or walk from the nearest stop. Given that, having a car is necessary for me. Having already incurred the expense, it's always cheaper and more convenient, for any given trip, to use it.


    Public transportation will only be successful for people like me when it's on demand between any two points I choose, can carry lots of stuff when I need it, lots of people when I need it, and *still* be cheaper than owning a car. Good luck.

  94. What the heck are they thinking? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 3, Informative

    My first response was Yes! As somebody who goes to Las Vegas several times a year, and cringes while sitting in cabs as the meter keeps running at stoplights, I was happy to see finally a nice transit system that stays out of the way of traffic.

    Then I saw the route map.

    1/2 the strip is not accessed by it. It starts at the MGM grand. And, most problematic, it does'nt go to the airport.

    If I was designing this, it would run up the strip to the Sahara, turn right to the convention center, then head north to downtown.

    I can't help to think that those cab drivers I hate so much had something to do with this assinine design.

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    1. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 2

      I think the route ain't bad except for the glaring mistake they made not running all the way to the airport. I can't figure out why hotels south of the MGM Grand (including Excalibur, Luxor and Mandalay Bay - 3 of the biggest hotels in town) aren't covered.

      If only it began at the airport there would be no need for any tourist to ever take a cab. As for the unemployment... well, train 'em to drive the monorail :)

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    2. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by TekPolitik · · Score: 2
      I can't figure out why hotels south of the MGM Grand (including Excalibur, Luxor and Mandalay Bay - 3 of the biggest hotels in town) aren't covered

      Maybe they lost the brown-paper-bag bidding system?

      The other problem is that it runs on the back-street between the Sahara and the MGM Grand. Now in the Northern half of the skipped range there may be little worth visiting (although isn't the Stratosphere in that area?), but they bypass a not insignificant number of places in the southern half of the skipped range.

    3. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by Driph · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think the route ain't bad except for the glaring mistake they made not running all the way to the airport. I can't figure out why hotels south of the MGM Grand (including Excalibur, Luxor and Mandalay Bay - 3 of the biggest hotels in town) aren't covered.
      They've already been covered for a while now by a tram that runs between Mandalay Bay, Luxor and the Excalibur. More info here.
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    4. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by rob+colonna · · Score: 1

      The three you mentioned (excalibur, luxor, mandalay bay) are already connected by their own little tram system, which is slightly better than walking. Vegas is the slowest damn place to get around in. Your choice is to either walk the deceptively long distances through gawking tourists and porn solicitors, or to take the monorails/trams between the casinos. The problem with the latter is that invariably, the entrances for them are buried deep within the casinos, so you don't get the free ride without having to navigate the casino floor (a nontrivial task). As it is, they're 'free', but they, like everything else, get people in the door.

    5. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by sfbanutt · · Score: 2

      If I'm not mistaken, there's already a monorailish system between Excalibur, Luxor, Mandalay Bay and New York, New York, which is directly across the street from the MGM Grand. Why duplicate what already exists?

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    6. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

      Since they do get people in the door, and most people lose far more money gambling on the way from the entrance to the tram than the fare would ever be - why will they even bother with fares?

      This is a city where you can buy dinner for under $4! That is most certainly a money loser - but it is worth it. The people get what they think to be a good deal, but the casino gets the money back, and more via gambling revenues.

      It is much better to get people to pay for stuff without even realizing it (i.e. gambling) than to be hit with a fare (where it is made very clear to them they are paying and by how much) and not get any "entertainment" to show for it.

      Maybe they should give you a chance to win something everytime you pay the fare - that'd probably help acceptance of it greatly.

      I know about Las Vegas - I live here.

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    7. Re:What the heck are they thinking? by jafac · · Score: 2

      The other thing is, you board at the BACK of the casinos. In other words, strip/street traffic has to go through the casino to get onto the monorail, then when you get to your destination, you need to exit through the casino. I imagine there's a reason for that, and that reason is probably to get people to spend more $$$ at the casinos.

      nothing gets done in Las Vegas unless it somehow funnels more money into the casinos.

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  95. Many European airports have light rail. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Informative
    Schipol (Amsterdam) and Kastrup (Copenhagen) seem to have done this best that I've seen. Arlanda (Stockholm), Ventemoen/Gardemoen (Olso) have seen the importance and made special lines just to the airport. Often way faster than than taking a car, unless it's a cab or you're getting a lift. Get on the train from just about anywhere and you're set. This type of connectivity with the airport could really have helped out places like Detroit and L.A.

    The airport, casinos, and some of the major hotels would be obvious nodes for the rail network. For those fixated on increasing economic growth through 'security' measures, some of the airlines could offer check-in at some of the more prestigious hotels or conference centers. This would be an obvious attraction for tourists and would allow the airlines extra time to scan the bags and back up their 'profiling' with hard data.

    In Chicago, many rails came years before many of the buildings. I think there the rail companies did it the other way around and sold air rights to put buildings over the tracks. Monorail's a good option when you don't have the budget to bore tunnels or buy up surface real estate.

    What's the geology like there? Maybe they could hire Norwegians to bore tunnels. ;)
    (Subway / tube / underground sure, but how about "Casino Moria"?)

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    1. Re:Many European airports have light rail. by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      What's the geology like there?

      Caliche and other tough-as-nails crap that would be a royal PITA to punch holes through. Back when my parents lived here and they had a pool put in the backyard, lots of good-sized rocks also got pulled out of the ground. Up where I live now (in the northeast corner of town, up on Frenchman Mountain), one of the pools in this condo development was built shallower than planned because the builder hadn't done an adequate geological survey of the property (among many other problems, but that's drifting offtopic) and ran into caliche just two or three feet down.

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    2. Re:Many European airports have light rail. by ciole · · Score: 2

      This type of connectivity with the airport could really have helped out places like Detroit and L.A.

      it's worth pointing out here that ANY effective mass transit system would help out LA. Not only does LA not have a monorail, or even a BART-analog, it doesn't have cohesive or complete bus coverage. Getting in or out of LAX would be nice, but getting to or from ANYWHERE in LA without driving and parking would be GREAT.

  96. Hell by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2

    Maybe pedestrian/auto traffic wouldn't be so bad if Las Vegas (aka the strip) was designed to allow people to easily move from one point to another. Sometimes if you wanna cross the street, you have to go in one casino cross over a walkway into another Casino and then exit. Also, the walkways tend to suck you towards the main casino entrance so instead of walking in a straight line you have to wiggle around a lot. Some of the outdoor shows (like Treasure Island, Bellagio Fountains maybe) are placed in such a way that they completely cut off all flow of pedestrian traffic. A few people stop to watch and then everyone gets jammed up. It's sometimes faster to cut through the Casino. My point is the Strip is designed to pull people into Casinos, not to help people get around. Point and case, the monorail actually appears to avoid most of the strip. The only strip stops shown on the map are around the Bellagio and MGM (owned by the same group right?).

  97. Read between the lines, man! by supermoose · · Score: 1

    That monorail could be anywhere... even... Detroit.

  98. Tax revolt in Washington... by ripaway · · Score: 1

    And why is this bad? If anything, we need this in the People's Republic of Kalifornia, we fed+state tax is almost 40% for the middle class. If almost all of the public transit systems need subsidies from the government, how do you suppose it'll sustain itself? Public transport system should have fares set to a value so that it can sustain the system, not require subsidies like they do now. If people riding them see that the REAL cost of using mass transit, they may think more about what OTHER alternatives there are, such as car pooling, bike riding, a highly efficient scooter, etc. I read about all this stuff of dis-incentives to use cars, ie, HOV lanes, take a lane for light rail, etc, but who are YOU to determine that mass transit is the best, or make the city's transport system unfairly biased to mass transit? I see this problem especially bad in San Francisco in particular, where they refuse to build more parking, but people still drive their cars. If the government was really "for the people", they would build more parking. I'm not against mass transit at all, but it needs to be balanced with the needs of drivers as well, and not treat them second class to people who ride transit. Both needs to be treated as equals.

  99. i lived there many years... by martissimo · · Score: 2

    i spent over 10 years of my life living in Vegas...

    i must say that most towns wouldnt be well suited to this type of project, there are just too many directions people travel in the typical city. But Las Vegas is very different, there is the "strip", almost all big casinos sit right on this street (Las Vegas Blvd). The traffic on this street is absolutely ridiculous, and it can take quite a while to get from one end of the strip to the other.

    This kind of project would probably be far less economical in the average town where traffic heads in many different directions, but Las Vegas is especially well suited for this project. I would guess that over 50% of the traffic in the town heads up and down a very specific corridor and that not only is this feasible in Vegas, it is one of the few places it could be a preffered solution

  100. This is Vegas son... by GunFodder · · Score: 2

    What a bunch of prudes! I hope they have a bar on the train so I don't have to sneak a flask onboard.

    1. Re:This is Vegas son... by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

      I hope they have a bar on the train so I don't have to sneak a flask onboard.

      I thought in Vegas you didn't have to sneak around with the flask. You can do it in the open. What a civilized town.

      When I wanted to drink on the subway we used to buy the half-litre bottles of coke and mix rum with it.

      At the time we didn't think anybody would even know. Now when I see others doing it, I realize how bloody obvious it actually is.

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    2. Re:This is Vegas son... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I don't care if they drink as long as they behave themselves. People will put up with being stuck in traffic if they think they will be assaulted on public transport.

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  101. Mass transit is best for tourists by Gorimek · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of Americans go abroad on vacation and get blown away by how well mass transit works. Let me tell you why that is not a good way to evaluate it.

    A typical European major city is built around a more or less ancient center, where all roads and transit system originate, with important extensions to the airport and rail stations. As I hope you can see, the mass transit system is working at it's very best for the typical travel patterns of a tourist, going between the main transit centers and all the tourist attractions in the center.

    Now, if you were to live in a regular home and commute to a regular job in that same city, things would be very different. You'd be going from one suburb to another, probably having to change train or bus at the center. It would take at least twice as long as going by car, quite likely more. You could and would probably make arrangements so you lived where mass transit was favorable for your commute, but whenever you were going to some friend or some other random place, you'd have quite a logistical task on your hands.

    And that's in a city that's always had it's transportation system built for mass transit. In an american city, built from the ground up for cars, it would work quite a bit worse.

    I think I know since I moved to San Francisco from Stockholm 7 years ago. And while Stockholm has a quite decent mass transit system, and SF traffic is painfully congested, going by car here just can't compare to going by mass transit there. It's one of my bigger reasons for not moving back.

    1. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by dale_cooper · · Score: 1

      This is why station car/flexcar programs need to be pushed. Mass transit is good at getting you *close* to where you want to go, but it ususally gets dramatically more incovenient when you need to go somewhere in the suburbs.

      It will never be convenient to ride the bus in most suburbs, because there are too many cul-de-sacs and not enough arterials. We need to bridge the "last mile" gap to get to the less accessible suburban destinations. Providing electric cars that people on errands can rent by the hour with their smartcard transit pass, or commuters can lease leverages the existing investment in roads.

      Sure, this doesn't solve traffic problems on suurban arterials. But it is a much more productive use of park and ride lots than providing parking for single occupant SUVs. Commuters drop them off in the morning, workers and people on errands drive them all day, then different commuters take them home at night. One (smaller) space serves many more people.

      Since electric cars are dead simple and low maintance, the programs are profitable! The government should provide low interest loans to build garages for these commerical programs to operate over existing P&R lots. They would attract a lot of commuters leasing them as second cars, and provide access to cars for those unable to afford to drive. You could allow SOV Flexcars in the Carpool Lanes also, to provide added incentive to switch to transit.

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    2. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I'd like to say you're wrong, I pretty much have to agree.

      I live in Gothenburg which has not (yet, anyway) nowhere near the transit problems that Stockholm's dealing with. My work is ~10 km from my home. It takes me an 8-minute walk and one bus change (to an EXPRESS bus) to get from here to there, and it takes about 40-45 minutes.

      Driving takes, in rush hour traffic, about 15 minutes, thanx to the highway (which the Express bus does not use). The cost of this is ofcourse the car, I pay more than twice as much for car+parking+fuel+insurance compared to a commuter card, but it saves me one hour a day (not much for hardened big-ass-city commuters but anyway) and with that I get the freedom that comes along with a car.

      Funny enough, going to friends from one part of town to the other works best with buses/trams. :)
      So I'll probably ditch the car if I switch jobs.

    3. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you lard-arses ought to walk sometime.

      Sheesh anything less than 2 miles is never a problem, unless the weather is *terrible*.

    4. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

      Now, if you were to live in a regular home and commute to a regular job in that same city, things would be very different. You'd be going from one suburb to another, probably having to change train or bus at the center. It would take at least twice as long as going by car, quite likely


      Well I live in London, which has a rotten public transport system, and there is no way I'd ever thinkabout DRIVING to work! Quite apart from the difficulty of parking, it takes much longer (and would take even longer still if everyone did the same) and I can read on the tube/bus/train.



      I also think you completely overrate the difficulty of putting good transport into american cities: european cities are markedly worse (small, narrow streets) for cars than american cities in general, which is why you guys have got by so long with the automobile. But that does NOT mean that putting a decent transport system in from scratch is harder - why would it? You tend to have more space for a start, and in fact one of the biggest problems with have in london is maintaining ancient systems: starting from scratch would be expensive, but far, far easier. A while back there was a report on how some of the London Underground's cabling was over a 100 years old and insulated with paper.

    5. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by n1m1tz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having lived in europe myself for more than a few years, (England, Gernmany, and Italy) I feel I can contribute a somewhat different view towards mass transit.

      The city layout you have described is true; cities are arranged around an older city center with streets leading into or away from this economic center. In some older cities, such as Rome, the streets are so narrow that buses and trains cannot and never will be able to make deep in-roads into these centers. Yet where vehicles cannot make it, subways do.

      However, millions of people take this transportation each year and successfully commute to work using trains, buses, and subways. Why? because these same ancient city centers are also the same places that they now go to work at. Some people forget that just because US city centers in some cities are being abandonded or are deserted after 5pm, doesn't mean the same effect occurs in Europe. Remember that these places are a mix of businesses, homes, shops, and restaraunts.

      Sure they have suburbs, and sure some locations are not covered by public transportation, but don't make it sound like public transportation is useless overseas; its anything but!

      Another point I wish to make; your argument rests on travel time from point A to point B. Many people, myself included, also try to strike a balance between travel time and cost.

      For example, I use rail to commute from Fort Worth, Tx, to Dallas. I drive 3 miles from my house to the train station, ride the train for 1 hour and 20 minutes, then grab a light-rail train for 3 stops (15 minutes), cross the street and enter my office building. Total cost is $60 per month and about 3 hrs of commute time per day. If I were to do the same in my car: $80/month parking, $130/month gas and about 2.2 hrs of commute time per day. Plus, if I ride the train, I get to sleep for another hour on the way in and read for an hour on the way home. Try that in a car! ;) To me, the benefits are measured in ways other than total commute time; its time well spent sitting on a train rather than sitting in a car, even if the car ride is shorter.

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    6. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in New York City, my commute would be at least twice as long if I drove rather than taking the subway. Not to mention the problems you have with parking once you do get there. I take the subway everyday - I despise it, but it's the best way to get anywhere!

    7. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by HiThere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Mass transit always has it's problems. But mass transit is the only transportation available for some portions of the population: The elderly, the young, the handicapped, the poor. (And this patron base is some of it's problems.)

      Probably the biggest of mass transit's problems is that there is already so much invested in infrastructure that's optimised for cars, that it's nearly impossible to compete. This even extends to on-going maintenance, as maintenance for the car/truck infrastructure is generally not considered as part of the cost, where in transit it gets included at the time of ticket purchase.

      Both sides always have heavy hidden subsidies, and supporters of each side always point out that the other side is subsidized. But the only part of the payment that is counted for the car is the part included in the cost of the gas, where for transit you are reminded each time you ride.

      Add to this that mass transit inherently takes longer. With a car, you can assume that it is immediately available at need, and that you will go to your destination directly via the most direct route. With transit you must get to the stop before the scheduled time. Wait. Get on. Pay. Travel an indirect route (which translates into more time delay). Walk from the destination stop to the true destination.

      This assumes that the car will be able to park. But even counting that, the car is almost guaranteed to be faster. Also, during the trip the driver has his attention engaged, so is less likely to be bored. And doesn't need to associate with strangers of unknown disposition.

      It's not really surprising that people prefer cars. At all. But the social costs of cars are much higher than those of mass transit. And the energy efficiency is much lower. So people keep trying to come up with some way that will work. Areas that have strong transportation corridors have more success than those that don't, for the reasons that you indicated. Thus in San Francisco, the Bay, and the congestion that the bridges causes during the commute have combined to make BART (and before that AC Transit and the Key System) reasonably successful. But the real thing that makes it successful is that San Francisco has essentially no parking. There are literally more cars in San Francisco than there are parking spaces. And that's at night.

      And even with those advantages, BART has troubles. The basic problem is that which one should expect from a monopoly: It's relatively unresponsive to the patrons. Escalators are frequently down for months while being repaired, e.g. It's not that the people don't try to do their job. It's just that when they evaluate the relative costs and rewards for any particular action, the costs of upsetting patrons are considered less important than something else (e.g., finishing that report that the head office wants to send to the federal government). In their position, it's a quite reasonable assessment. But it does lead to patrons that are ... unhappy. Which eventually has repercussions (they find an alternate form of transportation. But eventually is delayed long enough that it's quite hard to determine the connection between the action and the result.

      E.g.: AC Transit looses money when it runs busses late at night, as there are few patrons. So it cuts late service. This means that people who need to depend on transportation in the late hours find some other way to travel. Usually this means that they get a car, pay insurance, etc. Now that all of these costs are sunk, they frequently decide that they don't need AC during the day either. So these riders are lost. But this doesn't happen immediately. Now the next time a bond for transit vote comes up, will these peopel vote for it? Not likely! They will likely be quite angry. So the budget shrinks. And shrinks more, since the local funds can no longer be used to meet "matching funds" programs from the feds. So the service gets worse. To improve things, they reorganize the routes. This means that for some people, lines that had been marginally acceptable are now unacceptable. So they switch away.

      Do people ever switch back? Well, if their car is in the shop, they may try the bus. But it is (as mentioned above) almost guaranteed to be more inconvenient than their car. So they don't stay.

      Who uses transit? People who don't have cars, for one reason or another (I don't drive). People who can't afford to own a car. People who are headed for an area where you really can't park. Any others? Probably, as this is just off the top of my head. Some commuters find transit as convenient as sitting parked on the freeway. It depends on where they live, where the transit lines are, and where they are headed. (But these are people who can easily be lost if transit lines shift -- as they do.)

      I don't see a general answer. But in the special case of Los Vegas ... it might be possible to design a monorail that would suit their needs quite well. Stops inside the top floors of hotels? And at the airport, the bus station, and the railroad station. Special provision for baggage transfer? Commuters may not be their target market.

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    8. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well....

      Look at it this way, time spent driving in traffic is often time that is lost (unles you listen to book reading tapes or some other sort of thing). Time in mass transit, when it is not too crowded, can easily be used for reading. This enables me to keep up and read at least two articles a day while commuting.

      Now, if only they'd invest more in mass transit and we could get a place to sit more often!!!

    9. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      And that's in a city that's always had it's transportation system built for mass transit. In an american city, built from the ground up for cars, it would work quite a bit worse.

      Yes, and no. The whole point of a monorail (or other elevated system) is that the trains can occupy similar locations to cars.

      In seattle's case, people who live in town are unlikely to use the transit system for the reasons you describe. People who live OUT of town can simply park and ride, which will reduce the traffic PLENTY.

      Of course, this assumes that seattle is going to do things right and run nice long spur lines out to parking lots which are stationed along the freeway. They'll probably screw it up. Oh well, at least it can reduce the lunchtime traffic.

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    10. Re: Mass transit is best for tourists by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

      Las Vegas regularly gets to over 110 F during the summer - not many people want to walk in that.

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    11. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

      n seattle's case, people who live in town are unlikely to use the transit system for the reasons you describe. People who live OUT of town can simply park and ride, which will reduce the traffic PLENTY.

      No, you can't. The monorail being built is not the regional light rail system built for the suburbs. The monorail is designed not to have parking garages and is for local transportation, going from Ballard (15th and 85th) to West Seattle (middle) thru downtown.

      It won't be very useful for non-Seattlites. But since all the taxes to build it are Seattle taxes only, it shouldn't matter to those in the suburbs.

      You can always build your own.

      The only use I can see is you can park at the stadium parking lots to go to Seattle Center on the monorail or park at Seattle Center to go to the football and baseball stadiums on the monorail.

      Other than that, it's really not designed to be useful for non-Seattlites.

      Of course, this assumes that seattle is going to do things right and run nice long spur lines out to parking lots which are stationed along the freeway. They'll probably screw it up. Oh well, at least it can reduce the lunchtime traffic.

      No spur lines. Check out Seattle's ETC for more maps and details of the current environmental impact statement (now in draft comment phase).

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    12. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by cybercuzco · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thats funny, I live in Washington DC, which, last time i checked was within the United States. The metro in DC rocks. I can get wherever i want to go without a car. In fact I spent probably 30 bucks on gas in the last year.

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    13. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by cthrall · · Score: 1

      > In an american city, built from the ground up
      > for cars, it would work quite a bit worse.

      Considering most American cities were built from the ground up for cows, not cars, not sure that holds true. I don't know WHAT would happen if they took mass transit (not just the T, but commuter rail and such) away from Boston. I have relatives who have worked in Boston/NYC for years and don't own a car. My gf lived in SF for six months without a car.

      Just because a city is a little more modern and has a grid pattern doesn't mean traffic volume can't overwhelm the layout, and it doesn't mean mass transit is undesirable for commuters.

    14. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by RexRuther · · Score: 1

      As a commuter in NYC, I would have to disagree with you. Mass Transit is more reliable, faster, efficient, and cheaper than driving. I would never choose to travel into NYC by car to get to work.

      Newer cities are slightly different and more sprawling, but most would benefit from a more expansive mass transit system.

      The problem here in the US is that highways and roads get the lions share of the transportation budget. I suspect this is due to lobbying by the auto/oil industries.

      Cities like Singapore have instituted tolls on vehicles entering the central business district to promote/fund mass transit use. Their MRT system is a joy to ride. U.S. Cities should follow suit.

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    15. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mass transit sucks for commuting unless you live RIGHT on the line, though. If you have to take two things (like bus+monorail) it's so much faster to drive... I lived in SF and I had to take a bus, a train, and another bus to get to my office, or walk at least a mile for each bus I didn't take. This will have even less coverage, so be even worse... I can't imagine how it would be all that useful.

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    16. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by markmoss · · Score: 2

      This certainly looks like a system oriented to tourists, with one exception: if that map is accurate, IT DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT. Bring it right to the terminal, have trains every 10 minutes, and make it look clean and safe, and it would be a more attractive way of getting around a strange town than renting a car, not to mention a whole lot cheaper. And I presume it would be faster than waiting for a hotel/casino shuttle bus -- and lets you check out the competition, too.

      This won't work in most American cities, but there are special circumstances in Las Vegas. There are a whole lot of people flying in and going to the same few places -- give them a way of reaching those places that's faster than waiting in line at the car rental counter, and how can it fail?

      What it won't do so well is serving the local workforce. They're driving in from all over, and you can't get the rail out near more than a tiny fraction of the homes, and nobody seems to be able to run a bus system well enough that people will choose it over their own car... However, if there is a serious problem with commuter congestion and parking downtown, and considering that a large portion of the workforce are going to the casinos and nearby businesses, a _properly designed_ rail could alleviate it. You run it in several directions out into the countryside far enough that traffic isn't congested and there's room for really big parking lots. So casino workers (at least) can drive to the rail, park, and ride, and if it's done well enough they get to work faster as well as avoiding the high price of downtown parking. Other workers with jobs scattered all over can't do this, but at least many of the casino workers and tourists are off the road.

      Has any American city actually got any rail system that was built properly and is run properly? My own experience is with the Washington DC system about 15 years ago. It was a nice ride once you got on it, but coming in from Warrenton, VA at rush hour, which appeared to be all day from 5 AM to 10 PM, I would be in bumper to bumper traffic for an hour before I reached the first station, and that parking lot filled up about 6am. And that station was just two or three miles from the job in Alexandria, so I might as well go on past it anyhow. It was a good way to take the family to the Smithsonian and several other touristy places on weekends, but to commute with it you had to get up with the chicken farmers...

      Now, if they'd built it 5-10 miles further out as the population out there expanded, and put in enough parking, it would have worked pretty well -- but only for those whose jobs were near the line or downtown, instead of scattered all the way around the beltway. That's assuming that they could have laid on enough trains to handle all the traffic, and kept them as clean as they were on weekends...

    17. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Yep, and I do walk. Problem is there are exactly two stores within 2 miles of my house, and both a gas station convience stores. So when I go there is means I need gas, and may as well pick something else up. (driving to a store 5 miles away is cheaper than walking to a gas station if you need more than one item, the store 5 miles away sells everything for much less than the gas station)

      I however have to deal with bad weather often. Northern Us and southern Europe are about the same latitude, but northern US weather is generally worse than northern Europe. (northern europe gets colder in some parts, but we get a lot more snow and ice)

  102. Why monorails? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time a topic comes along that involves monorails, we have to put up with two things...the obligatory Simpsons quotes and now the links to the website from the guy who put one inhis backyard! I'll tell you, seeing the lyrics to Lyle Lanley and Co. is wearing just a little bit thin.

    Seriously, though, I'd be interesting to know why it is that everybody in the States automatically thinks of monorails whenever non-bus public transit is discussed. Could it be that you're all becoming just a little bit too Disnified? I'm surprised there is little mention of the old San Fransisco cablecars. Maybe you'd prefer something along the lines of Alfred Ely Beach's pneumatic subway!

    If you make the trip over to Europe, you will see that just about every town or city has some sort of public transit involving surface light rail, usually trams/streetcars. Every one of these systems is efficient and well run. I see no reason why the same cannot be done over here. If it's a question of space, remember that all of these European towns are strapped for any space, and efforts are made to preserve as much green space or living space as possible. Still they install the tramways. They go down the centre of multi-lane boulevards, down disused railways, purpose built elevated track, pedestrian malls, and, because they can be built to accommodate regular tired vehicles--cars, no pun intended--straight down any city streets. In short, a tram can be built to go just about anywhere that efficient public transit is needed. It's also handy that nobody would need to re-invent the wheel, as excellent, KISS technology exists. For those concerned about costs and subsidies, keep in mind that places like Zagreb and Sarajevo, both capitals of war-torn countries, don't exactly have much money to throw around, but rebuilding their own tram lines has been a priority. For the NIMBY types, these systems are quiet and often quite picturesque, especially compared to buses. (Postcards of trams are everywhere! Besides a red London Double Decker, ever see a picture postcard featuring a diesel bus?)

    North America was filled with streetcar systems right up to the '50's. Ottawa, for instance, had an excellent streetcar system that ran all over what was then the city. It was even powered by its own hydroelectric power dam on the Ottawa River! Killing it off is now considered one of the stupidest things that City Hall ever did! Toronto still has much of theirs, and has been expanding it in recent years. There are certainly no plans to build any more lines like the crappy Scarborough RT line, a monorail, that hasn't been the best of systems.

    Have all the plans and designs for these practical and efficient systems been thrown out in favour of all these amusement park monorail rides? If monorails as public transit are so efficient, so quiet, so inexpensive and so simple, I fail to see why they aren't all over Europe, where space saving and efficiency is all-important.

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    1. Re:Why monorails? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      Cities in the American south west are nothing like cities in Europe (or many in Canada, for that matter). It's an entirly different ball game.

      These are cities designed nearly from day one to revolve around the car. We made it cheap, easy, and nearly impossible to put the sort of transit system you have in Europian cities into practice. Everything is too spread out, and too congested with traffic because we have to travle longer distances.

      In the case of Las Vegas, a monorail is simply the best fit for the situation along a corridor mostly travled by tourists. Your European transit solutions simply would'nt work in this situation.

      Incidently, there are moterized trollies (not on rails) you can take up and down the strip for $1.50. I've used them. But you could triple the number of these, and you'd still have the same amount of congestion we see today.

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    2. Re:Why monorails? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      >> Cities in the American south west are nothing like cities in Europe (or many in Canada, for that matter). It's an entirly different ball game.

      >> These are cities designed nearly from day one to revolve around the car. We made it cheap, easy, and nearly impossible to put the sort of transit system you have in Europian cities into practice. Everything is too spread out, and too congested with traffic because we have to travle longer distances.

      It seems to me that the structure of a European city would make it more difficult to build any sort of light rail system, tram, monorail or whatever. They just plain do not have the room! But build them they do, because they make sense!

      Also, like I mentioned in my original post, most North American cities did have streetcars, and quite extensive systems too, before they were killed off in the '50's.

      I have been over here for the past couple of months, and have had the opportunity to visit several cities, and I'll tell you that they are most definitely not immune from typical urban sprawl, right down to fast food outlets, strip malls and...trams! So it's clear that they work quite handily in both situations.

      ...and once again, I will ask: Why a monorail, instead of the proven technology used worldwide for all sorts of mass transit. Why reinvent the wheel when good, simple technology exists? Use the R&D budget to build more lines!

    3. Re:Why monorails? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      It seems to me that the structure of a European city would make it more difficult to build any sort of light rail system, tram, monorail or whatever. They just plain do not have the room! But build them they do, because they make sense!

      Yes, you have less room. But you also have density, which allows you to travel much shorter distances. When I've been in Europe, (and American East Coast Cities), you have things like grociers and shops you can walk to. We have no such luxery in the southwest. Everything is far away, accessable only by car, meaning any sort of light rail solution is a tough sell.

      We don't have urban sprawl, we have suburbian sprawl. In most of these cities out here, 95% of the town is single story suburbia.

      It's just a logistical problem. Most of the offices I've worked at are large, low buildings surrounded by a sea of parking lots. Telling a city planner, and a voter base that they should spend several million dollars to run a line out serve 100 people is just impossible, considering most of them will probably stick with thier cars.

      Also, like I mentioned in my original post, most North American cities did have streetcars, and quite extensive systems too, before they were killed off in the '50's.

      This was the biggest mistake we made over here. A conspiracy theorist will tell you (with a lot of truth to his argument), that these were bought up and killed by automobile interests. Most of the growth we've experienced in the southwest has happened since the 1950s, and our cities have been designed around cars. Not transit. Not people, but cars.

      ...and once again, I will ask: Why a monorail, instead of the proven technology used worldwide for all sorts of mass transit. Why reinvent the wheel when good, simple technology exists?

      Theres no easy answer to that. In heavy trafficed corridors, an above (or below) ground solution is required. The only reason a city like Las Vegas might go with a monorail over a standard elevated train is asthetics. You have to remember, this is a city that lives off making out-of-towners happy. It is, at it's core, a disneyland for adults.

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  103. One bad monorail they shouldnt see in Australia! by SectoidRandom · · Score: 1

    Ergh, the Sydney monorail system, *shudder*.. It was built back in '88 i think for the centenary celebrations, and to "alleviate" Sydney's traffic. Unfortunatly the second part was a joke, each carriage fits about 10 people and there are only 4 carriages per train! (That LosVegas one apparently will have 600 per train!)

    Unbelievable, but of course it's just another ridiculous tourist attraction, as most of the stops are just tourist stops anyway..

    Add that to our half city covered subway, 1/4 city light rail, and you get the idea of how crazy the city planners are here! :)

    The trend today is tunnels, they are building at least two long road tunnels under the city in addition to an existing two already operational tunnels! What next I wonder? :)

  104. Crashing Disneyland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think that there weren't any more hijackings in progress? Didn't you notice that there were lots of arrests? They didn't arrest any of the guys who crashed planes, they were all dead. They got the others.

    Remember, these guys were all used to the idea of one country = one time zone? Too stupid? If tiny details can screw NASA, don't expect better from suicidal fools.

    Remember, all the flights were grounded, and plenty of men of middle-eastern descent with box cutters were arrested.

    Trans-continental flights take off from both coasts, you know. The others are not being loudly publicized because it wouldn't help disneyland any if people knew that it was one of the prevented targets. As it was, plenty of people stayed home anyway.

    Of course, I could be wrong.

    Posting anonymously, because I'm not stupid.

  105. Dual-rail elevated is more sensible by one-egg · · Score: 2
    Somehow, Americans have managed to convince themselves that any elevated railway must necessarily be a monorail. Anybody smart enough to type http://slashdot.org into a browser will have little difficulty seeing that the two concepts are entirely separable.

    A moment's thought about the forces involved will also reveal that a single-rail design is much more difficult to get right. In fact, every "monorail" system I've ever seen has a very wide track, and the trains have wheels on both sides. They are really very narrow-gauge dual-rail systems in which the two rails are connected by a web of excess material that contributes a lot of weight and very little structural integrity.

    So why are we so enamored of monorail? Simple: in the 1950's, Walt Disney was looking for a way to make part of his park "futuristic". He was so successful that the entire country has bought into the idea that monorails are clever technology. Not.

    As a Vegas ride, this project makes perfect sense. For any other city, we should stick with promoting above- or below-grade transportation systems, and let the engineers decide on the rail count.

    1. Re:Dual-rail elevated is more sensible by dale_cooper · · Score: 1

      Your last sentence is the flaw in your argument. Engineers dont decide on the rail count, the politicans do. That's why Seattle's regional transit agency, Sound Transit, decided on a light rail system. The only problem with that is that is that Seattle A) Has lots of hills and B) Has no unused railroad lines to commandeer.

      So the system runs mostly in tunnels, which has lead to billions in cost overruns. The completed system will have some of the world's deepest stations ($$$) yet also runs on the street through one of the city's poorest, most diverse neighborhood, which means accidents, less speed and capacity, and lots of property acqisitions.

      Mass transit development is *always* politically driven. No one ever got fired for selecting two rails, because its the safe, conventional choice. Monorail is a much better technology than light rail in the city. It can run along arterial streets without displacing any traffic lanes. It can climb steeper hills than lower traction steel wheel trains. It is quieter, and a lot more visually appealing than elevated rail systems like Chicago's. It is cheaper than putting rail in a tunnel.

      Conventional rail is great for cities like Minneapolis or Dallas that are flat and/or have old rail lines to use. In crowded, hilly areas like Seattle or Osaka or Kuala Lumpur, monorail has real cost advantages. Monorail was seriously considered for the BART system in the Bay Area, but rejected on political grounds. New transit monorails are under construction in Malaysia and Japan, and the Seattle monorail will (voters willing) join the Las Vegas monorail by 2007.

      Monorail is a proven technology, with real cost and safety advantages. Cities that already have large light rail/subway networks, monorail is not appropriate for. Cities like Seattle and Las Vegas that developed with no thought being given to transit are building monorail.

      Dale Cooper

    2. Re:Dual-rail elevated is more sensible by Sophacles · · Score: 1

      Somehow, Americans have managed to convince themselves that any elevated railway must necessarily be a monorail.

      Unless youre from Chicago. We have an elevated train thats built the old fashoined way. With tracks. And let me tell you a little about it:
      It huge, basically making a roof over the streets it travels. It is VERY noisey, if you are waking near the "L" you cant really hear the person next to you when a train passes.

      Give me a nice quiet rubber wheel monorail. Besides they look way cooler.

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  106. Why monorails? Why not monorails?! by MrBomb · · Score: 1

    They're cheap to build (More so than light rail systems and subways which tend to displace businesses and homes. That means a government or organization ends up paying tons of money to pay for land, and lawsuits [folks tend to dislike being displaced]), they're elevated so nothing restricts them (A Bus system ALWAYS have to deal with traffic). Also, they can take a good licking from earthquakes.

    Don't take my word for it check out this URL: http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/Why.html

    I hope this helps.

  107. Not crime-proof by one-egg · · Score: 2
    I suppose this is off-topic, but Personal Rapid Transit has some pretty serious social problems. Vandals and muggers like nothing better than privacy.

    The only technological solution I can see is remote monitoring combined with an override system that could let a security guard send any capsule straight to the police station. But constant monitoring of every capsule is pretty expensive.

  108. there is another difference by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    the monorail rides on concrete with rubber wheels. While the rail rides on steel rails with steel wheels. Both concepts have tradeoffs.

  109. are you kidding? by j09824 · · Score: 2

    Well, then let's get rid of the personal automobile immediately! After all, the personal automobile is even more dangerous. In addition to entering it often in dimly lit parking lots, unlike PRT, personal automobiles are not monitored by cameras, can't be tracked by GPS, and can be commandeered by criminals into the most remote locations. Personal automobiles are obviously highly dangerous! Abolish them immediately!

    1. Re:are you kidding? by TekPolitik · · Score: 2
      Well, then let's get rid of the personal automobile immediately! After all, the personal automobile is even more dangerous.

      The original poster was talking about shared vehicles on a PRT system, but as you have (obliquely) pointed out, a communal PRT system can always allow private ownership of vehicles to run on that system, although the system would have to cover the entire city to make that desirable.

      On the other hand, use of smart cards as a payment mechanism, combined with suitable privacy protection, would allow for people who encounter a vandalised communal pod to hit a button that sends it off for cleaning, and the most recent users smart cards get flagged for monitoring or even arrest.

    2. Re:are you kidding? by j09824 · · Score: 2
      The original poster was talking about shared vehicles on a PRT system, but as you have (obliquely) pointed out, a communal PRT system can always allow private ownership of vehicles to run on that system, although the system would have to cover the entire city to make that desirable.

      On a PRT system, you don't own the cars, but you use them privately and individually. I suggest you and the other respondent actually read the web sites that I pointed to.

      On the other hand, use of smart cards as a payment mechanism, combined with suitable privacy protection, would allow for people who encounter a vandalised communal pod to hit a button that sends it off for cleaning, and the most recent users smart cards get flagged for monitoring or even arrest.

      That is the idea. Traditionally, vandalism seems to have been less of a problem with shared personal transportation than people think. The fact that they need to identify themselves personally in order to get into the vehicle seems to be an excellent deterrent.

    3. Re:are you kidding? by TekPolitik · · Score: 2
      On a PRT system, you don't own the cars, but you use them privately and individually. I suggest you and the other respondent actually read the web sites that I pointed to.

      I have read up on PRT in detail. There is nothing whatsoever to prevent private ownership of vehicles on a PRT system alongside the publicly owned ones - it's just a matter of implementation - and the PRT companies promote this possibility because with the option of private vehicle ownership the PRT system could be given a monopoly in the new cities.

  110. The Monorail From A Local's Viewpoint by Ikari+Gendou · · Score: 1

    As everyone has pointed out, this is strictly a tourist's monorail. It will go from the MGM Grand, to Bally's/Paris, then to the LV Convention Center, then the Sahara, and then a straight shot to downtown.
    This monorail will not help many, if any of the locals, unless they work at one of the hotels serviced on the route; or like myself, work downtown and are tired of the hour commute from the southern end of town in. I'd LOVE to park my car at the MGM, take the monorail to work, and then run a block to my ISP job. Saves me gas and money.

    I believe they had kicked around the idea of extending the southern end to the airport, but that apperently has bitten the dust. That alone would justify a $5 fee to and from IMHO. My friends were stuck for a ride to the Riviera hotel from the airport (I was at work, and unable to help), and they were stuck with a $30 fare from taking a taxi to the hotel.

    What the Las Vegas valley needs overall is a good solid light rail system. The extreme south and Northwest ends are exploding in growth, pure suburban sprawl. The Northern end will begin it's own growth in probably a few more years after the BLM turns over a couple thousand acres or so to a private developer (I think Hughes Corp.), for yet another master-planned community.

    The light rail would also be a godsend for the east area of town, which has no easy access to either major arterials US-93/95 or I-15. Plans are in the works for some sort of "I-415" that would connect the east side of town, but I'm honestly not holding my breath.

    Also, the central areas of the valley are becoming overcrowded, both in traffic and residents. Maryland Parkway is a perfect example. For those who aren't residents, Maryland is one of the major North/South roads in town, staying between 2 and 3 lanes almost it's entire length. Driving along this road takes you past UNLV, a major mall, a hospital, and honestly one of the bigger economic blocks in town. This road is almost always crowded, and is a nightmare at times during rush hour. If even a simple light rail was setup to run the length of Maryland, with turnarounds at either end, I think we'd see a marked decrease in traffic. Couple these with light rail on other major roads, connect them with some transit depots, we may have ourselves a solution!

    I believe it was stated once that the transportation infastrucure in the valley is behind the times by about 10 years. It's the horrible, horrible truth, and it's never going to get any better unless NDOT, Clark County, and the 3 major townships (Henderson, Las Vegas, North Las Vegas), get together and work out a massive overhaul plan.

    Place your bets. =)

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  111. You need to get your city to expand the Monorail by MrBomb · · Score: 1

    Light rail may seem good, but after reading this URL: http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/MonoVs.html I'm sure you would have a different opinion

  112. Re:You need to get your city to expand the Monorai by Ikari+Gendou · · Score: 1

    Hrm. All valid points. I guess what I should say is I just want ANY sort of decent train-esque transit system. Buses are too slow and suffer the same problems as other automobiles.

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  113. This reminds me of the newbie linepainter by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    [yes this is relevant!]

    Once there was a guy who applied for the job painting lines on the road (by hand).

    The first day he did great, painting 10 miles. The supervisor was very impressed.

    The second day, he just managed 5 miles, and looked a bit flustered at the end of the day. The supervisor said, "well, that's not as good as yesterday, but still it's not bad".

    The third day, he only did 1 mile, and came back late sweating and completely exhausted. The supervisor said "Why have you only done 1 mile; you started off great two days ago".

    The guy says "Yeah boss, I try hard, but each day the paint pot gets further and further away!"

    Moral of the story: live on a route which connects with your job.

  114. Surely a subway is a better solution? by boltar · · Score: 1

    Ok , its far more expensive but Vegas is hardly a city in a slump plus if you're going to transport
    people from the airport into the centre you need a real transport system , not a mickey mouse toy
    such as a monorail. Also subways can go anywhere (substrata difficulties aside) whereas trams,
    light rail and monorails have to follow the current road layout.

    1. Re:Surely a subway is a better solution? by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Remember the strip is a big part of La Vegas. YOu wouldn't want to hide all the lights by putting poeple down in a subway.

  115. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists - LONDON by squaretorus · · Score: 2

    I have to disagree. London has the Tube. It has roads. You travel across london WAY quicker by tube than by car. The average road speed in london has been the exact same since 1900 at just below 9mph. The only exception to this is travel during the day (i.e. not rush) round the M25 (suburb to suburb) when you can probably keep up with the tube / trains.

    And Londons system STINKS - but its still faster than by car in 90% of journeys. Doesn;t stop people using the car though - its not like you can turn up at work and have everyone check out your nice new rail pass "looook - its got GPS!!!! you want to shag me now don't you hot PA"

    Your also a shitload less likely to be killed on the monorail than by car!

  116. Detroit could use a good public transport system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Detroit and even most metropolitan Detroit ares used to have light rail. GM and Firestone took out most of them less than a hundred years ago. The "People Mover" monorail does just what is was intended to do: look good on paper. it doesn't actually cover much area. however, the part they got right is that it goes in a loop.

    Speaking of loop, when's Chicago going to upgrade? They already have a good network of buses and trains. Then next step is to modernize equipment.

  117. Actually by inKubus · · Score: 2

    Las Vegas has over 300,000 hotel rooms, almost all of which are full on any given weekend. Over 15 MILLION people come to Las Vegas to visit every year. By the way, the average Las Vegas visitor spends over $950 while they are there.

    Tens of thousands, hah.

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  118. For Anyone Who Has Been To Disneyworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas. =)

    1. Re:For Anyone Who Has Been To Disneyworld by F8336 · · Score: 1

      Hehe...I usually add..."de LAS MUERTAS" in a scary tone of voice to little 4 year olds.

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  119. But Alexis Park Hotel is not on the strip! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the most 37334 h3ck3r will be the one that gets the plans changed to include an Alexis Park/Hard Rock Cafe stop. Maybe that will be part of Capture the Flag this year? :)

  120. Non-gimmick monorails by jpatokal · · Score: 2
    My problem with monorails in general is that they are usually poorely implimented, they cost more then electric light rail, and above all - I've never seen one anywhere in the world where it was more then just a gimic used to attract tourists.

    There are plenty of "real" high-capacity monorails, especially in Japan: Tokyo, Chiba, Tama, Osaka and Kitakyushu are the biggies, with more under construction even right now (eg. a new system in Naha, Okinawa). Malaysia is also investing heavily in monorails. See monorails.org for details.

    Cheers,
    -j.

  121. Mass Transit is too political of an issue by Hangtime · · Score: 2

    Here in Houston, we have surpassed LA as the worst traffic in the country and I believe it. You can't go anywhere in this town without it taking an hour.

    However, we are building a light-rail system. The bad news is Lee Brown our idiot mayor big pushed had it go from downtown to the Astrodome. This is nowhere near a major traffic artery going into downtown and serves only one purpose: get the 2012 Olympics to Houston.

    So instead of running this thing down the Katy Freeway/I-10 (most heavily congested highway in the country) we get to goto downtown from proposed "Olympic Village" into downtown. In addition, the Harris County Toll Authority is putting in more lanes into the Katy Freeway which some will be toll, YUCK! As many of the posters have said the planners of these things aren't the people that would use it the most. Its all politics and not solving the serious traffic problem.

  122. actually it's $4 for a shuttle by falser · · Score: 1

    At it was last year, I doubt they've upped it that much. Just a generic shuttle that went to every hotel - of course when I went my hotel was the last of the trip so it was like a 20 min ride even though it was but a few miles walk. Those are the breaks.

  123. Sim City? by GLX · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think that article is written like one of those "Everyone hates the Mayor" newspaper articles in Sim City? :-)
    "Betty Stevens says it took her over 8 hours to get to work today! She might as well not work at all!"

    Just a stupid observation.

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  124. This isn't new by jared9900 · · Score: 1

    They've been working on this thing since at least 98 or 99 (can't remember which, everything before now has merged together).

  125. Save the rant... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    When I go it's for the Consumer Electronics Show or I'm passing through on the way to AZ. I've received the junk from Wynn and others in the mail inviting me to join high roller clubs and get perks, etc, but for my money I'd rather be on a beach in Costa Rica, sipping a maragarita and reading the latest Terry Pratchett novel.

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    1. Re:Save the rant... by jhantin · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I tend to go through a Terry Pratchett novel far too quickly for it to last through an entire vacation. :-)

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  126. MARTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MARTA is a similar system that has been used in Atlanta .... doesn't quite pay for itself, but nice nonetheless.

  127. Not Dry Desert Air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is the maps. All the maps are so out of proportion, it is easy to believe that you are just a hop skip and a jump away from something.

    Not to mention that the Hotels are a block long themselves. You see on a map a couple of hotels, you click off one block in your head. The reality is that that is two full city blocks at least.

    Everything is huge there, especially your taxi budget.

  128. Actually it varies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two or three rates, depending on where your hotel is.

    I know there is at least two, one for the strip, and one for downtown.

    I think there is also a middle rate for the few hotels "just off" the strip.

  129. The ring came off my pudding can.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take my pen knife, my good man!

  130. A tram of some sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a tram os some sort running between the Luxor and the Excalibur.

    There is also a tram of some sort running from the MGM to Bally's maybe. I don't remember, cause I got off the tram, turned around and went back to the MGM, as I was late for meeting a friend.

  131. For the search engine impaired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  132. Same thing in thailand (Monorail) by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

    http://www.angkor.com/2bangkok/Skytrain/index.shtm l

    Unfortuneatly, they are having money problems because the price is too high for the average thai. It does work remarkably well, but doesn't have enough track to make it worthwhile to everyone(doesn't go to the airport for example).

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  133. Miami's Metrorail System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, Miami has a monorail system. No one ever uses it. It was a catastrophic failure.

    You can't retrofit a city that's evolved around the automobile for decades and decades with a monorail. Homes and business are just too spread out.

  134. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists - New York? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell the millions of people who use the biggest mass transit system in the world for their daily commute to work here in New York that. I've lived in NYC for years and never needed to own a car and taxis are plentiful when you do need one. Mass transit is for everybody.

  135. Re:Mass Transit should be taken up more widely any by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

    Cheaper because, at least around here, they're massively subsidized.

    So is your car. What, did you think roads were free?

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  136. Why it's hard to put in US cities by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The main reasons that putting in mass transit in US cities is harder is (1) that the population density is much smaller and (2) traffic patterns aren't nearly as uniform.

    (1) is because everyone has a car, and their "active range" is much bigger. I was pretty happy going by bike and mass transit in Stockholm. But if my average trip there was 5 km it's perhaps 15km here. I get there equally fast. It seems everyone likes to live 30-60 minutes from their work, that means that Americans in general live much more spread out.

    Anyway, regardless of why, the population density difference is a fact. And this is a problem for mass transit since with 1/3 the population density, you'd need 9 times as much mass transit, at 9 times the cost to serve the same population. That's a lot of empty busses and trains.

    (2) US cities don't have much of a center, especially the younger ones. LA, Dallas & Phoenix are mostly huge spread out built areas with little distinction. Trips people make tend to be from fairly random points A to equally random points B.

    In short, mass transit is hard in these cities because there is little mass movement. All travel is individual. There are no huge streams of movements that a mass transit system could serve really well.

    European cities have grown and developed over centuries together with their transportation systems. Those systems serve their needs, and the habits of their population have been formed by the available services.

    Older US cities like New York, Boston and Chicago have evolved in a more European way, and do have pretty respectable and well used mass transit systems.

    I'm sure you're right about transportation in London. But consider why that is so. And it sure doesn't make me want to move to London!

  137. Re:Mass Transit should be taken up more widely any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I found that a second car wasn't worth the expense, but the first one was a still a necessity.

    My own commute is by bus/rail and only takes 20 minutes longer than driving. The fares add up to about the same as parking at my office. Also, without this down time, I'd have to cancel my dead-tree-and-black-goop-news-delivery-medium AND I'd be pretty stressed-out.

    Mass transit works for many people, but NOT all the time.

  138. Newark airport by OldCrasher · · Score: 1

    Surprised no one has mentioned Newark Airport and it's a stunning monorail system. 'Stunning' because I am always amazed that I manage to get off it alive. I just hope L-V gets a better setup than EWR.

  139. Why MASS transit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are people still focused on mass transit when we have the technology for individual cars on the same overhead rails?

    Individual monorail cars:
    -cheaper to build (less weight of the cars on the rails means less structural support needed)
    -cheaper to run (no need to pay engineers to sit in the first car and you never run a car without passengers.)
    -multiple destinations available. Any car can go to any stop in the entire line without switching trains or waiting at other stops.
    -never need to worry if a train is available. Cars run whenever you get to the nearest stop.

    Mass Transit:
    -must support an entire train with 400 passengers.
    -must run regular trains, even when few passengers are riding it. The HUGE disadvantage to this is that someone has to decide when to run trains. Running all the time wastes money. This means that lack of supply cuts demand, and extra supply may or may not increase demand. Also requires paying conductors and engineers to run the train.
    -Trains stop at each stop, wasting everyone's time. If a passenger wants to go to a stop on another line or a stop not available on an express train, he must get off that train at some point to switch. (out by me, going between two particular stops on ONE line requires getting off one train, waiting 10 minutes, and getting on the next.)
    -passengers have to worry about making the TRAINS schedule. If you miss the train, you have to wait for the next or find alternative transportation. Not as much of an issue if the monorail is always running, but even in Chicago, the Elevated trains (The El) doesn't run all the time.

  140. existing monorail by hemp · · Score: 1

    The article also doesn't mention the already existing monorail between the MGM hotel and the Flamingo Hilton(lower part of the map). Right now its free(but you have to walk past the all of the boutiques and gaming areas to get to it).

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  141. Bombardier monorail systems by Planetes · · Score: 1

    Judging by the route and proximity to well travelled areas/buildings, the monorail in Las Vegas could actually be successful.

    Now, for that to happen they need to look at the Skyway project in Jacksonville (also by bombardier) and do EVERYTHING differently. Jax's monorail is too slow, short, and inconvenient. It also doesn't connect the stadium/arena areas to downtown. If they had that connection, it theoretically could be valuable.

    Just my opinion.

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  142. Monorail Stations by MyNameIsMok · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered why mass transit systems weren't heterogeneous. according to their maps, the monorail doesnt connect to either the airport or the college (UNLV). these would be the first two places to logically connect to a mass transit system. *sigh*

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  143. Think of the Children!! by HeelBiter · · Score: 1

    Does NOBODY remember what happened in Ogdenville? North Haverbrook? Come on, people!!

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  144. Homebuilt garden monorail by omacs · · Score: 1

    This link was the LOTD on userfriendly.org yesterday.
    Pretty incredible!

    http://monorails.org/tMspages/Niles.html

  145. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists - LONDON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah but London is HUGE compared to Stockholm or San Francisco (7x7miles), so I am not sure it is a fair comparison.

    You mean commuter passes don't get the local fillys all in a tizzy? Damn.

  146. Coming along nicely by a!b!c! · · Score: 1

    Who thinks that future extension part is a load of crap? A huge stretch of it covers nothing but elvis chapels and hotels rented by the hour, until you reach the freedmont experiece(old skool vegas, think the cowboy) and the bus station. Amazingly, there are no traffic problems in this area.

    Yeah, I was at vegas a month ago, and it is coming along nicely. I wonder if the casino's intentionally make it a bitch to get down the strip during most of the day. I ended up walking most of the time, buses were comically terrible, and I'm too cheap for a cab.

    I wonder why this story is being covered now?

  147. Forget monorail, how about bullet train to LA? by bware · · Score: 1

    As someone who regularly drives to Vegas from LA (for climbing, not gambling), I would much rather see a bullet train running from LA to Vegas. There's nothing like 200 miles of stop and go traffic in the middle of the Mojave desert (i.e., the middle of nowhere) on a Sunday evening to finish off a great weekend.

  148. Does it go to the whore houses? by aozilla · · Score: 2

    There's something special about taking a monorail to your favorite brothel.

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  149. Oops! Misread the Title... by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

    I thought is was Vegas: Monorails v. Grimlock, from Transformers.

    It would definately attract me to Vegas to see a 40ft metal dinosaur attacking a monorail with nowhere to go...are you listening Vegas? It's a golden idea!

    ME GRIMLOCK NO LIKE ONE RAILED TRAINSET! ME GRIMLOCK SMASH TRAINSET!

  150. Seattle knows, it's the counties that don't by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

    Actually, Sound Transit, the multi-county organization with a board appointed by the state are the ones that are building the light rail.

    Seattle has a separate project, the Elevated Transportation Company, which was created by city initiatives and a couple of lawsuits, and which last night held the Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) hearings for it's Phase I.

    I understand the confusion. Sound Transit is building a 14 mile long light rail system for regional needs, while the City of Seattle's ETC is building a separate (but connected) 14 mile long monorail system for local needs paid by local Seattle taxes. And the mayor of Seattle is on the board of Sound Transit and supports both projects, while most Seattle citizens love the monorail but hate light rail.

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  151. Step 1 in World's First Domed city by Aiku1337 · · Score: 1

    My friends and I always imagine that if ever humans start to build domed cities, Las Vegas will be the first. I mean why not. The weather sucks and that's really the only drawback to Vegas (as long as you're not losing money). This "massive undertaking" just seems like the first step to the casinos working together to build a dome around their little empire, thus keeping its temporary citizens even more happy (good weather + fun = spend money).

  152. de_vegas will still suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even a monorail could save it.

  153. elevated is sensible, but dual or single? by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

    Your last sentence is the flaw in your argument. Engineers dont decide on the rail count, the politicans do. That's why Seattle's regional transit agency, Sound Transit, decided on a light rail system. The only problem with that is that is that Seattle A) Has lots of hills and B) Has no unused railroad lines to commandeer

    Actually, it's not Seattle's regional transit agency - Sound Transit is a three-county state appointed agency, and Seattle has very little say in what it does or what taxes the state imposed on us for it.

    Seattle's transit system is the ETC, part of the City of Seattle, not the multi-county Sound Transit regional transportation agency.

    What may be confusing you is the busses in Seattle are run by King County, which includes the dark land where bill g resides, across Lake Washington in Bellevue, Redmond, and Issaquah, all places that are definitely not Seattle. You have to cross the world's largest floating bridges to get there.

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  154. Commuting by olman · · Score: 1

    Well.

    Here in the socialist europe, mass transit is heavily subsidized and motorists are taxed until they squeak. Personally I ride a bike to work every day and take a bus during winter months. I moved into an apartment reasonably close to where I work.

    I used to own a car as well as a motorcycle. Then, one day, I woke up and realized I'm shelling some 50% of my income-after-taxes into car tax, gas tax and insurance vat. So, out goes the car. I ain't buying one unless there's a major overhaul of the income tax structure, which won't happen. I was already trying to find a work in UK where the car tax is more reasonable but this spring was not a good time to look for work abroads.

    I've been using public transport for about six years now and I can say it still does suck. The only nice exception is rail transport. Local rails, trams, metro.. The schedules gives you maximum wait time of about 10 minutes and the train is usually there when it was supposed to be.

    One remarkable development in this area is the web transport guide (http://pathfinder3.meridian.fi/ytv/eng/) .. This one actually does work. You give it where you're starting from and where you're going to and when you're supposed to be there or when you're going to leave. It spits out three or four possible routes to your destination complete with any/all switches and lead times invoved. Brilliant. e-application that's actually very useful?

  155. ...and here's the world's smallest by ansonyumo · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, this guy needs a job.

    http://monorails.org/tMspages/Niles.html

  156. Monorails/Light Rail Projects Waste Taxpayer Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average cost to build a light rail or monorail project is over $5000 per individual passenger
    on a 5 year basis. It would be better to buy each person a car.

    Of course, where the monorail is used to attract tourists, it can be subsidized by room taxes
    and thus eliminate the burden to local taxpayers. Unfortunately, all Federal taxpayers
    are still required to pay for these (generally) useless boondogles.

    With a number of notable exceptions, mass transit is far more costly and less efficient than provate
    passenger vehicles, despite claims to the contrary by the people who get paid to plan and build these projects.

  157. um by jafac · · Score: 2

    Las Vegas already HAS a monorail system. It goes between the MGM Grand up and down the strip. It connects about 3 or 4 hotels, and is being expanded.

    It's been running for years, and is really the best way to get around, at least for the few hotels it connects. Sometimes, even the sidewalks are so crowded, it's difficult just to walk the strip.

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  158. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists - LONDON by smithmc · · Score: 1
    Your also a shitload less likely to be killed on the monorail than by car!

    Oh yeah? Maybe we should send Colin Ferguson over there. :-/

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  159. Re:Mass transit is best for tourists - MEXICO CITY by Foamy · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree as well. I lived in Mexico City for a year and, being a US American, even drove my '73 LandCruiser there. As an average American, I drove to work for a while, but the traffic there is unbelievable (people in Seattle think they have bad traffic... Hah!).

    I then started taking a pesero the mile or so to the subway station, then the subway to near work. It was faster, easier and way cheaper (I think the subway was like 8-12 cents US per ride when I lived there). Once I learned the system, I could get anywhere (not tourist locations), bars, restaurants, whatever in no time flat. If your subway stop is too far from your destination to walk, hop in a cab for a short ride or jump on a pesero.

    The subway system in Mexico City is not designed to shuttle tourists around, but it is designed to move millions of people close to where they need to be. The surface transportation takes up the slack.

  160. you bastards by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    I have had that damn monorail song stuck in my head all day now... thanks

  161. Re:Mass Transit should be taken up more widely any by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

    I'm afraid I'm missing your point. The claim is that using a bus is cheaper than using a car. Both do require roads, correct? Given that using *either* necessitates roads, they (the roads) are out of the picture. It costs more to move someone around in a bus than a car. It's limiting. Try carrying 20 bags of groceries in a bus. Try dealing with that server crash at the office at 3:30 am after buses stop running. Public transportation simply doesn't meet my needs at this point in life. Perhaps it will later, but not now.

  162. Re:The glass protected stations (Rome needs this) by enjo13 · · Score: 1

    I was travelling in Rome and someone in our party was pickpocketed.. and the guy literally took of down the subway tunnel with the wallet.

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  163. Um, two, actually. by smithmc · · Score: 1
    I know that Vegas isn't really for geeks, so I figured that I'll mention that Las Vegas already has a small monorail. It goes between MGM and Bally's

    Actually, there's another one, that runs between Treasure Island and the Mirage.

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  164. Tourists can go to heck - this is for real people by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    Mass transit sucks for commuting unless you live RIGHT on the line, though. If you have to take two things (like bus+monorail) it's so much faster to drive... I lived in SF and I had to take a bus, a train, and another bus to get to my office, or walk at least a mile for each bus I didn't take. This will have even less coverage, so be even worse... I can't imagine how it would be all that useful.

    This is a city. The city is Seattle. It's not the Dark Lord's Land Across The Water (aka Redmond or Bellevue or whatever).

    It has density, people, and we are the nation's Number One user of bicycles and walking to get to work.

    Wake up and smell the monorail. It's for walkers, it's for bicyclists, it's for Segway users.

    And if you want, you can hop on a bus to the nearest station.

    It's not for you suburbanites with cars. In fact, we don't want you and your polluting cars - why don't you stop whining about taxes and realize that we in Seattle and other high-density cities subsidize your fascination with SUVs and roads that we pay for.

    [source - stats on who pays for Washington State's roads - King County pays out $900 million per year and gets $600 million; Seattle pays for most of King County's roads]

    Give me monorail or give me bungee cords!

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  165. Re:Mass Transit should be taken up more widely any by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

    It costs less to move people around in a bus than in a car. My point is that both forms of transportation are subsidized, so there's not much point in pointing it out.

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  166. bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's lame. the amusement park down by lancaster -- including AMISH themed attractions -- has had a monorail for decades. they need to get maglev or something for it to be impressive.

  167. Actually, 3 by NineNine · · Score: 2

    I forgot about the most obvious one! The one that goes between Excalibur, Luxor, and Mandalay Bay! Jeez, that was stupid... But irregardless, oen to bind them all will be really, really good.

  168. Re:Mass Transit should be taken up more widely any by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

    Your point is incorrect. Cars aren't subsidized. Roads, which *both* cars and buses require, are paid for with tax dollars, which isn't quite the same thing. As a car owner, I get to pay about $400 a year in vehicle taxes alone, not including sales and income taxes which go into the general fund, to subsidize those roads for the public transportation riders, who pay a discount on the cost of moving the bus around. If bus riders paid the actual cost of moving around in a bus, there wouldn't be even the few there are now.

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  170. Re:Monorail, shmonorail! [NvwsCoach / CKW #1] by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1
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