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Gates Testifies in Antitrust Suit

teamhasnoi writes "Bill Gates is testifying today in the Microsoft antitrust case. Here's the 5 page executive summary (pdf) and here's the 163-page full version (1.1 MB pdf). Bill waxes on about the early days, talks about .NET, xml, and why Microsoft should not be penalized for its role as 800 lb. Gorilla. (Developers, Developers, Developers)" Other readers point to the BBC story on Gates' testimony, as well as a similar one at Yahoo!.

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  1. Another story ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 3, Informative
    is on MSNBC

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    1. Re:Another story ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone mod this Funny!

    2. Re:Another story ... by jacoplane · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find that MSNBC articles relating to Microsoft are not usually biased.

    3. Re:Another story ... by ImaLamer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Karma Whore!

      And posting the MSNBC article at that!

    4. Re:Another story ... by stagmeister · · Score: 1

      I think that MSNBC articles about MS are actually pretty objective. The reasoning, i think, is precisely that it *is* owned by MS, and they don't want it to look like they're using it to push their products because people would accuse them of doing that and then nobody would watch it because who wants to watch an overtly biased (and with a motive too) news network?

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    5. Re:Another story ... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 5, Funny
      One person who was there said that Mr. Gates cried; another described him as choked up and shaking.

      I'll pay for a video of this!

    6. Re:Another story ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if Karma would actually be USEFUL for something ...

    7. Re:Another story ... by rapid+prototype · · Score: 1

      perhaps having a high karma could keep the ads off your screen, since the high karma (moderated up) are supposedly the ones adding valuable content...

      -rp

    8. Re:Another story ... by psamuels · · Score: 1
      One person who was there said that Mr. Gates cried; another described him as choked up and shaking.
      I'll pay for a video of this!

      Maybe they can put that in as an extra feature of the Ballmer dance DVD.

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    9. Re:Another story ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? That MSNBC article was
      a fluff piece designed to make the reader
      feel sorry for poor Mr. Gates. Another
      genius beaten down by the man. What bull.

    10. Re:Another story ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll probably see it everywhere if somebody puts a copy on Gnutella. Then it'll probably end up stitched into some parody movie.

    11. Re:Another story ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which of the articles did you read that quote? Couldn't find it? Funny tho. :)

  2. more pure form of justice... by Narcocide · · Score: 1, Funny

    isn't it obvious to anyone else that he's simply too powerful? why can't we just burn him at the stake before it's too late?

    1. Re:more pure form of justice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First check to see if he ways as much as a duck.

    2. Re:more pure form of justice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't it obvious to anyone else that he's simply too powerful? why can't we just burn him at the stake before it's too late?
      We can't because ... he's too powerful.

    3. Re:more pure form of justice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He turned me into a newt!

      ... I got better

    4. Re:more pure form of justice... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

      And if he weighs as much as a duck, will he say "It's a fair cop"?

  3. Testimony? by dattaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It read more like he was going for a job interview, selling himself, or something. When are they going to learn to question this guy rather than letting him control everything?

    1. Re:Testimony? by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's almost as if there is some sort of mind control going on.

      Bill sends waves to certain people and they respond with:

      "Bill Gates will lead us through the computer revolution!!!"


      I don't think they have perfected this trick using your monitor; alas they have been trying and getting people for years.

      Because of this people have placed that 800 pound primate on their own backs. The mind share has been extended to the senate, state's attorneys and federal government.

      No one feels like the world would continue if Microsoft was to be punished. People fear the "future" will never come - in terms of their imaginations.

      The funny thing is I browse over to freshmeat and see projects for everything. I can see the seeds of the "future" in all these projects that mainly one person works on.

      There can be a 640 pound primate out there but something needs to be done.

      People need to realize that one company can't be producing all the code, dictating what projects could be squashed and making choices for the computing future.

      As week look forward into the future we realize that computers - no matter how simple - will be in our lives.

      It's going to be hard as things get more complicated - a precedent needs to be set.
    2. Re:Testimony? by mattdm · · Score: 2

      Well, a lot of it was under friendly questioning from his own lawyer.

    3. Re:Testimony? by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      Well, a lot of it was under friendly questioning from his own lawyer.

      I'm looking forward to the cross examination by the States' attorneys.

      It should be quite entertaining. Although, I don't hold out hope for sound bites quite as colorful those gems in earlier trials where we got to hear about "pissing on Java" and "cutting off Netscape's air supply".

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    4. Re:Testimony? by JWhiton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, 640 lbs. should be enough for anybody.

    5. Re:Testimony? by Moneky-Boy · · Score: 0
      When are they going to learn to question this guy rather than letting him control everything?

      When he promises not to doc their pay!

    6. Re:Testimony? by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      "A 640 pound primate should be enough for everybody"?

      dave

  4. At what point by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 5, Insightful
    does the judge just say "enough is enough, stop lying."

    We know you can separate IE from Windows.
    We know you use your leverage to stifle competition.

    You're a 900 lb gorilla, you've been acting like one, now we're going to treat you like one.

    1. Re:At what point by oingoboingo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're a 900 lb gorilla, you've been acting like one, now we're going to treat you like one.

      Ummm....scream hopelessly at him and then proceed to be torn limb from limb? I thought that was already happening.

    2. Re:At what point by cscx · · Score: 1

      You're a 900 lb gorilla, you've been acting like one, now we're going to treat you like one.

      I think he drew the line when Bill Gates said "you know, I could have you killed if I really wanted to."

    3. Re:At what point by matth · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hrm your adveritsing to join the blackout.. and yet you're posting LOL :)

    4. Re:At what point by nege · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You advertise "The great slashdot blackout", but post on April 22. M'kay.

    5. Re:At what point by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Hrm your adveritsing to join the blackout.. and yet you're posting LOL :)

      Well of course. If everyone else joins, it's a lot easier to get first post...

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    6. Re:At what point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Join the Great Slashdot Blackout April 21-27

      I like your sig!

    7. Re:At what point by mattdm · · Score: 1

      Well, that's basically what Judge Jackson said, and he got kicked off the case.

    8. Re:At what point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you crazy people....what you are saying is: Microsoft should just revert back to Windows 95 and sell it forever. You people have no objective analysis capabilities...you operate solely on jealousy and other emotions. Commies....anti-capitalists....etc. etc. You are proposing that the government shut down Microsoft. Morons.

    9. Re:At what point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're a 900 lb gorilla, you've been acting like one, now we're going to treat you like one.

      Pump him full of tranquilizers and then ship him off in a cage to an amorous alpha male gorilla somewhere, not unlike the movie "Trading Places."

    10. Re:At what point by c00lant · · Score: 0

      Im actually glad they incorperate IE to windows... i mean unless you all want to pay for a fucking web browser? Because thats how netscape was up until they incorperated IE to windows, sure it forced netscape to be picked up by the clutches of AOL but now it is free, and so are many more browsers from the source.

    11. Re:At what point by danro · · Score: 1

      Sure, but the (eventual) positive side effects wasn't intentional.

      Anyway, you are right, the future for other web browsers (read: the mozilla family) look pretty good. In the long run MS might have shot them self in the foot in the browser war.
      I wonder if we'll see a BWII?
      Hope not, web standards are messed up enough already.

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    12. Re:At what point by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Ummm....scream hopelessly at him and then proceed to be torn limb from limb?

      No, chase him up to the top of a tall skyscraper and harass him with puny weapons until he plummets to his death.

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    13. Re:At what point by glassware · · Score: 2
      As I recall, the previous judge on this case did roughly say "enough is enough, stop lying;" he went on to declare a breakup as the penalty Microsoft would have to pay. However, Microsoft deftly turned that around and claimed the judge was biased, so they had to re-do the whole penalty phase of the trial.

      Where were you in April/May of 2000?

    14. Re:At what point by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Wow...I bow before your superior logic. I have seen the light! I'm not sure how anyone could refute a point as infallible as "morons".

      Come on, man (or possibly woman). If you have a valid reason for thinking the way you do (which I'm not necessarily ruling out), you're just making it look bad with crap like this. Post your reasons. That's what the discussion is about.

    15. Re:At what point by jeeryg_flashaccess · · Score: 1

      What I find really disturbing is paragraph 34. Basically gates says that Apple controls it's OS and Hardware, choosing not to license to other OEM's. Concluding that Microsoft should be able to dominate the x86 market. Screw that.

      His point...is bass ackwards.

      Apple creates the technology that their software runs on, they can do whatever the hell they want. Microsoft does not create it's own PC hardware, so I fail to see the logic in his question.

      Then again, he is just sidestepping the real issue. Screw the damn browser issue, it's their OS they can do what they want. Just don't let them get away with CONTROLING the bootloader!!!

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    16. Re:At what point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be giving gorillas a bad name. Howabout "600 kg evil manipulative egomanic"?

    17. Re:At what point by darkonc · · Score: 2
      I'm looking at page 5 of the executive summary:
      Although many provisions would lead to extreme results, Microsoft would not have the freedom to construe the non-settling States' proposed remedy in ways that it finds less extreme"
      I.E. Microsoft won't be able to weasel it's way out of the non-settling States' proposal, but it would be able to do so with the DOJ proposal.

      One example of that would be the second half of the provision that MS can't deny a company access to it's technology.. But they CAN deny access to a company after making two allegations of breach of contract.. However: There is no provision that provides that the allegations have to be either substantive or supportable. In other words, all that MS has to do to threaten someone with loss of their license is to send them two random allegations of breach and then grab them by the gonads. This massive loophole makes the whole provision useless.

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    18. Re:At what point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that would kindda be a fair punishment for Mr. Bill.

  5. Who would have guessed...? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Who would have guessed that proprietary software would make itself undesirable because of the extreme aggressiveness of the companies that sell it?

    1. Re:Who would have guessed...? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2
      In this case it's gotten to the point where other products can't enter the market because of the controlling power of said company.

      It's almost sick that innovations can't be made. I'm not being an open source zealot here - there are other proprietary projects which also have problems.

      Hardware vendors are getting shoved into crazy deals that limit their own business.

      The funniest thing I've heard lately was this; coming from a guy who bought XP and is waiting to install it because some of his old flight sims don't work:

      "I'm going to wait until Microsoft releases a fix - they don't work now on XP"


      They don't care. They already have the market - if you want to develop a "fix" you need to buy their coding software and work with incomplete or hidden API's.

      After going from XP on one machine from 98 I have accidentally "broke" USB on my system; which is only two years old. It's simply not supported or tested. We are talking the USB chipset, not the whole system.

      There are a number of things that need to be fixed at Microsoft; if need be it will be the law that fixes them because the situation is out of hand.
    2. Re:Who would have guessed...? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      The funniest thing I've heard lately was this; coming from a guy who bought XP and is waiting to install it because some of his old flight sims don't work:

      "I'm going to wait until Microsoft releases a fix - they don't work now on XP"


      Why doesn't he expect the game publishers to release patches? Or keep an old DOS or Win 3.11 partition around to play these games on? What is this Windows-user attitude that MS is responsible for everything that happens on the PC and will always act in accordance with their wishes?

      Don't bother replying, I'm just spouting off at the inhumanity of it all. :)

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  6. Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Jon+Howard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Two days on the stand will cost Bill Gates more money than I will make in a decade if I continue with my current line of work.

    Something about that disparity upsets me.

    1. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by SurfTheWorld · · Score: 1

      That's not necessarily true. I think that "good 'ole Bill" has several pop-shots through the year and the rest of the time he can coast. For example, say I hit the lottery and win $300 million as an up-front payment. If you look at my earnings per hour on the year, I earned about $163,043 per hour (1480 hours in a work year).

      But really I only spent 25 minutes buying the lotto ticket and depositing my winnings. I could do whatever I wanted to the rest of the year and it doesn't effect my net earnings at the end of the year.

      Likewise, Bill clinches a deal here, stifles some competition there, strongarms Dell into not selling Linux boxen anymore, and he pockets a boatload of cash on one day. Tomorrow he could sit in the crapper all day, and by the end of the week he's still fallen ass-backwards into money.

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    2. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by dgb2n · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because your a fucking communist.
      1. If you're going to flame, please use correct grammar. "You are" is turned into a contraction by spelling "you're" not "your"

      Go move to europe where all the other communists live.

      2. Please capitalize the word "Europe". Also there are very few communists in Europe at the present time. Perhaps you meant socialists. Most communists live in Asia (China and North Korea are full of them). Even Russia isn't technically communist.

      Your not man enough to be a capitalist

      3. See #1 above about "You're". There's plenty of female capitalists as well.

      I'm beginning to think you're a confused, uneducated little flamer.

    3. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by JazzyJ · · Score: 1

      Cost him?....are you kidding... just think about how much money he MADE while sitting on that stand testifying.

      I guarantee you he made a LOT more money than he lost.

    4. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by jelle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, AFAIK most of his fortune is based on MSFT stock, and that went down 2.81% today.

      So I'd say he actually lost money while sitting on that stand testifying.

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    5. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, there are so many things wrong with your post... where to start...

      First of all, as other posters mentioned, a) it's publicity, he's making money, and b) it's his job to represent his company, so he also makes money here.

      And how are you being insightful? Whining about the state of your bank account and blaming BG for it is definitely not insightful. There's nothing wrong with that disparity. When BG was your age, he made way less than you did. He took control of his own future by taking the huge risk of starting his own company. What are your efforts to narrow this disparity?

    6. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Russia isn't technically communist.

      Please speak with your logic professor about how to draw a valid conclusion. Just because Russia is no longer ruled by a commmunist government does not mean that all of the communists fled for China and North Korea.

      There's plenty of female capitalists as well.

      If you're going to flame the flamers, please use correct grammar. There are plenty of female capitalists.

    7. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by ccarr.com · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall a couple of years ago (1999?) that someone figured out the BG makes approximately $100 per second. I believe they based the calculation on the appreciation of MS stock.

      If that's still true, then two 8-hour days of testimony would cost him $5,760,000.

      So you'd have to make almost $600,000 per year for a decade for your statement to be true :-)

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    8. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      There's plenty of female capitalists as well.

      are.

    9. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's plenty of female capitalists as well.

      "There's" is the contraction for "There is". "There is... capitalists" is a terrible sentence; "is" is only appropriate as a form of "to be" when the object is singular. You should have typed "There are plenty of female capitalists as well."

      I'm beginning to think you're a self-righteous hypocrite.

    10. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot... Bill Gates' family had billions before he was even born. They owned many many companies. Starting MSFT was hardly a gamble for him; if MSFT failed, he would still be able to live extreamly well.

    11. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are capitalists. There is plenty.

    12. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2

      Two days on the stand will cost Bill Gates more money than I will make in a decade if I continue with my current line of work.

      Something about that disparity upsets me.

      My father-in-law told me once that he used to have liberal leanings, citing that very mindset as the reason.

      He's not rich now, but well-off enough that he doesn't have to worry much about his finances. He's also become quite conservative.

      He also says he used to be quite stupid about some things.

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    13. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by praxim · · Score: 1

      See #1 above about "You're". There's plenty of female capitalists as well.

      Hmmm... and where's #3, the note about the difference between "there is" and "there are"?

    14. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by jsse · · Score: 1

      I'm beginning to think you're a confused, uneducated little flamer.

      A car salesman once told me "Capitalism, or Consumerism, need these people."

    15. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as someone else has suggested, it looks more like the object of 'is' is 'plenty'... I'm not quite sure if plenty acts as plural or singular; neither sounds particularly bad to me...

    16. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is plenty of that going on these days.
      There are plenty of them doing that these days.

    17. Re:Two days on the stand is a lot of $$ for Bill by BlackEmperor · · Score: 0

      actually i think Bill only makes somethings like $ 30000 a year from his MS salary. of course he sells a couple of billion in shares too, but thats not from clockable time.

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  7. Ironically, yes by dant · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "By reducing Windows to some undefined 'core operating system' the (states) would turn back the clock on Windows development by about ten years and effectively freeze it there," [Gates] said.

    Well, in some sense, yeah. That's about the last time Windows was an operating system and just an operating system, as opposed to a forcibly-bundled OS, browser, media player, photo editor, etc., etc., isn't it?

    1. Re:Ironically, yes by czardonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, in some sense, yeah. That's about the last time Windows was an operating system and just an operating system, as opposed to a forcibly-bundled OS, browser, media player, photo editor, etc., etc., isn't it?

      Yeah. Everyone knows that the average computer buyer just wants a bare-bones platform on which they can roll their own browser, media player, photo editor, etc.

      Based on the wild-fire spread of alternative OSs that trade in this needless bloat in favor of lower costs, we can safely assume that the "Just the basics, thanks" movement will only continue to build steam.

      The continued decline in popularity of full service ISPs such as AOL and MSN, which force features on to users that they would prefer to track down, download, compile, test and de-bug themselves is further evidence that Joe and Jane Average User are saying "Enough is enough!"

      Only time will tell whether these withering corporate giants will heed this cry soon enough to save their businesses.

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    2. Re:Ironically, yes by Maudib · · Score: 1

      `They're [Gateway] one of the people who would change Windows ... if they had the ability to do so,'' Gates said.

      he makes it sound like there are four of us out there.....

    3. Re:Ironically, yes by Steveftoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the same time, computer manufactures should be allowed to install whatever software they want on top of windows 'base' install (whatever that may be). Right now they can't. They can't change things as they see fit. There are very strict limitations to what Gateway, Dell, Sony, your local computer OEM can do without violating the MS agreement. This should be changed.

    4. Re:Ironically, yes by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      If asked, most people would love getting their paper news, tv news, etc .. all from one convinient, cheaper source. The problem? IT'S NOT HEALTHY.

      Just because people act one way does not mean they wouldnt not prefer the other way if they were given the chance (and even potentially 'forced') to do it the other way.

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    5. Re:Ironically, yes by Telastyn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, but wouldn't it be better if during the windows install it gave you a bevy of choices for each component install?

      Have a "software disk" or two or three that includes alternative options.

      Install Web Browser?:

      (o) Microsoft Internet Explorer
      ( ) Netscape Navigator
      ( ) Opera
      ( ) Mozilla Clone
      ( ) None

      Have options for everything. Their stuff will be default, but allow others to modify installers to install other things as their own distro. MS gets the cash for the sale, with perhaps some for the distro maker due to "value added" stuff.

      Because if you notice, those same Alternative OSes are gaining in bloat becuase there's becoming less and less things that you need to go and find and install, because it all comes with the distro.

    6. Re:Ironically, yes by mcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If i'm not mistaken, the entire thrust of the "debundle IE" argument at this point, more or less, is for the benefit of OEMs.

      Everyone knows that the average computer buyer just wants a bare-bones platform on which they can roll their own browser, media player, photo editor, etc.

      The point is to get a bare-bones platform for the average computer seller so that, say, Compaq, can sell a computer with the bare-bones microsoft OS, and on top of that a web browser, media player, IM client, etc, selected by Compaq.

      There are a lot of people on slashdot who want to just get the win32 APIs and a file browser from microsoft, and then have the freedom to "roll their own", as you put it, as far as applications go. There are not a lot of people out in the unwashed masses who want this.

      However, who's to say that if OEMs weren't suddenly allowed to offer wildly different initial software setups, some of them wouldn't come up with more usable systems than the uniform setup that microsoft forces everyone to ship now? If Compaq can save X amount of money on each PC sold by not having to pay MS for IE and instead bundling Mozilla, and that X amount of money goes back to developing better products, wouldn't this benefit Compaq's unwashed-masses end users?

      Forcing a bare-bones windows system out on the market is not going to change everything overnight, and it is not the only thing that needs to be done. But it isn't exactly an idea to just laugh at , and the gaps in the bare-bones system won't equate to a lot of work for the end user-- they'll just equate to slightly larger variety in the setups of the computers they have a choice of buying.

      Remember, this lawsuit didn't start off saying "debundle the browser from the operating system." It started off saying "allow computer companies to sell computers with a netscape shortcut on the desktop by default instead of an IE shortcut"..

    7. Re:Ironically, yes by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, I think we're getting at the fact that people want to be able to remove the included software (a la OS X's mail, IE, iTunes, iMovie, etc) and have it function correctly. People like integration, but integration with an uninstaller is much better.

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    8. Re:Ironically, yes by czardonic · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but wouldn't it be better if during the windows install it gave you a bevy of choices for each component install?

      Most certainly. Market research indicates time and again that the major gripe most consumers have with software install processes is that there are far too few questions to answer.

      Indeed, when it comes to options and configurations, "More is more" is the attitude most users subscribe too. Give them a pre-installed OS with all applications governed by a unifying design and support paradigm, and they are likely to be frustrated by the lack of freedom and absense of engaging confuguration dilemmas.

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    9. Re:Ironically, yes by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0
      And going back to this state will benefit customers...how? Oh, I see. It won't. It will benefit their competitors.



      How lame.

    10. Re:Ironically, yes by jelle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your sarcasm is loud and clear.

      But the point is not whether or not the end user is allowed to compose the bundle of software that goes on their PC, but whether or not the PC manufacturer is allowed to compose the bundle of software that goes preloaded with every new PC. Even if it were a MS operating system, for the OEMs, there should be the option to use the boring $5 clean OS without addons (you know, the part that even Bill Gates testified hasn't changed in the last 10 years), and spend the rest of the money on addon tools from various competing software vendors.

      But now, with the way Windows is, and with the way MS OEM contracts are, that's not possible. That's the monopoly-abuse that is to be countered by this demand from the nine states.

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    11. Re:Ironically, yes by DemiKnute · · Score: 1

      Windows was never an operating system, and certainly wasn't 10 years ago. 10 years ago would have been somewhere in the realm of Windows 3.1 (I think), which was nothing more than a fancy DOS shell. Think of it as X for your *nix box. It was not an OS by any stretch of the imagination. If anything, with the elimination of the DOS underlyings, Windows XP is more of an OS than Windows has ever been.

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    12. Re:Ironically, yes by Auckerman · · Score: 2
      'Yeah. Everyone knows that the average computer buyer just wants a bare-bones platform on which they can roll their own browser, media player, photo editor, etc."


      Which is exactly why OEMs will take care of this for you. People do want choice. Should I get Apple with their iLine of software or Dell with their software, or maybe, HP's and their software suite, or just build a PC and choose from off the shelf solutions. Do you honestly think, OEMs CAN much less want to sell PCs with no abilities? They will fill in the cracks...

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      Burn Hollywood Burn
    13. Re:Ironically, yes by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Everyone knows that the average computer buyer just wants a bare-bones platform on which they can roll their own browser, media player, photo editor, etc.

      After media player phoning home and every other "add on" becoming another way to thumbprint my hardware - its getting old. Yah, I trust them to know that a StittsPlayboy.avi is really about me sowing fabric on an old airplane wing - along with anyone else if Microsoft's datastore ever was hacked and pushed out to my boss and anyone else on my email system.

      I don't expect to build binaries - hell, I don't even do it on my Linux workstation if I can get an RPM. Since most of my boxes are hooked up to the net, I really prefer to have a base OS and then add the apps I want - games, utils, MP3 players, etc - since I don't really want/trust most of these apps that are bundled with the OS. Mind you, this applies to Linux as well! After getting rooted - I quickly discovered to love the minimal slackware install for my CS server... got to know what apps are in there to keep the code patched. That goes double for any "internet enabled" applications - expecially the ones I never knew may connect.

    14. Re:Ironically, yes by garoush · · Score: 2

      I don't know if this is how capitalism works.

      From you statements, I take it that when I walk into Burger King, where they have a deal with Coca Cola, Burger King must offer me a choose of Pepsi too. If so, than what happens to the special deal that Cola and King have worked so hard at?

      Please don't give me the crap that MS is a monopolist, and thus, this would not apply to them. If so, than the US is a monopolist in the eye of the rest of the world and thus, it should give up a lot of things that it achieves by working so hard for it for the past 100's years just to level with the rest of the world.

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    15. Re:Ironically, yes by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      Everyone knows that the average computer buyer just wants a bare-bones platform on which they can roll their own browser, media player, photo editor, etc.

      Your sarcasm is correctly targeted when you're talking about the average consumer computer buyer.

      But many large company IT departments prefer to have control over the exact suite of applications they roll out to their users and which they will be obligated to support.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    16. Re:Ironically, yes by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if this is how capitalism works.

      Really, "capitalism" is an abstract concept that doesn't exist. I suppose that if I lived in a society comprised of three people, and one of us was a farmer, one of us was a cook, and one of us built and maintained houses, and we all agreed to mint currency and pay each other for our services, that would be capitalism.

      In the real world, there are always forces that cause the market to be less free, because it's to their advantage. Many European countries have a sort of "socialist capitalism", wherein the government interferes heavily in the free market, setting guidelines and redistributing wealth as it sees fit.

      America, on the other hand, subscribes to "corporate capitalism", wherein competition is carefully controlled by those with enough money to control it. The fact that you cannot buy Pepsi in Burger King is indeed proof that we do not live in a free market or true capitalist state.

      Of course, both these forms of capitalism are less than ideal, for reasons everyone is already familiar with. Democrats in America seem to favor "socialist capitalism"; Republicans tend to favor "corporate capitalism"; and Rednecks just like to wave their little striped flags and say we live in a free, capitalist country, without sitting down to think about that.

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    17. Re:Ironically, yes by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      A bit OT, but whatever. People seem to think that "capitalism" is all good and we should be as capitalist as possible. If one were to have a pure capitalist system, it would very much be anarchy. Many people have the idea that "socialism = bad; capitalism = good" where the best choice is actually a mix of the two.

    18. Re:Ironically, yes by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Mmmm. Great, can you think of the support headache this would cause? Some OEM out there licenses Harry Potter and ghosts a million boxen all with special potter versions of xp and ie. OEM Tech support, MS tech support, AOL, and Blizzard tech support are all pulling their hair out of the new nightmare configuration. The user finds he can't install jack because of the mess.

    19. Re:Ironically, yes by qurk · · Score: 1
      I was kindof thinking along the same lines as you a little earler. I was taking a break from the puter, reading a bood my Robert A. Heinlein named Friday. I've been trying to figure out what the time setting for the book is, as the author never really gives a definite date to work with, although with the breakup of the U.S. and North America into several new countries, genetic engineering to the point where humans can be designed (one of the major points as in racism), a internet with at least a hundred years under it's belt, and the option of early space colonization I am thinking that it has to be 100-200 years in the future from now.

      Anyways, as a point of history the lead heroine does research into a monopoly of the future, namely "shipstones", basically a very advanced energy battery but esoteric to the point where noone besides the inventor could figure out how to make them and therefore, didn't bother to patent it and make the technique public. Of course people complained about it being a monopoly, but in the same light, it was a cheap and neverending supply of energy for the masses.

      I don't know, I guess what it got me thinking about is sure microsoft may have a "monopoly" at this time but, at least we have free alternatives emerging and in even 10-20 years microsoft's and in fact most of today's operating systems and software will seem antiquated with only god knowing what kind of stuff people will be using.

      With the growing popularity of linux and it's improving every month and the vast amount of software available and the dropping price of computers, I've decided to stop bitching and moaning about microsoft and just enjoy the options available now, while we still live in the stone age :)

    20. Re:Ironically, yes by vinay · · Score: 1

      Hee!

      I like your comments. They make me laugh. That, and they have a decent level of "common sense" in them.

    21. Re:Ironically, yes by xixax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which gleplaxlor should your fazzweeger plonkspobble when divotting?

      (o) Humungospleen 2000
      ( ) FDISK.EXE
      ( ) No, pick me! Yeah! Yeah! Me!!!!! I'm cool!!!!
      ( ) Mungemaster 8.1

      Be warned that selecting the non-orthogonal option may result in wergle alignment conundrums!

      Half a dozen relatives call me whenever this kind of stuff appears on their screen. The other half call me the next day to rebuild their box.

      Xix.

      --
      "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
    22. Re:Ironically, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC MS doesn't sell computers, so technically ALL PC manufacturers can be considered OEMs (well, all those that count, considering the trial).

    23. Re:Ironically, yes by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      10 years ago, 1992, so WfW 3.11?

      Same core as Windows XP? _Really_?

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      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    24. Re:Ironically, yes by jelle · · Score: 2

      "Same core as Windows XP? _Really_?"

      I didn't say so, I'm just quoting Billy from the yahoo article:

      "... antitrust sanctions sought by nine states ... would cripple Microsoft and set its Windows operating system back 10 years ..."

      The mentioned antitrust sanctions are to force Microsoft to release an OS with just the OS functionality, without the addon apps. If billy says that's 10 years old stuff, then the OS part of wfw3.11 obviously is the same as the OS part of Wxp. Or do you think he's lying in court?

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    25. Re:Ironically, yes by Economist · · Score: 1
      Or do you think he's lying in court?
      So you assume he is speaking the thruth in court? :-)
    26. Re:Ironically, yes by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      I disagree with this statement... "The fact that you cannot buy Pepsi in Burger King is indeed proof that we do not live in a free market or true capitalist state."

      The fact that one establishment doesn't promote the products of another doesn't mean we do not live in a capitalist socieity - both products are still available. It simply means that the Burger King folks choose (remember, they are free to choose) to sell only Coke products.

      I am able to go to any restaurant that I choose and BRING A PEPSI with me if I wanted. However, being a capitalist myself, I choose to buy Coke at Wendys (good food... no corners cut.)

      Bill

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    27. Re:Ironically, yes by jelle · · Score: 1

      "So you assume he is speaking the thruth in court? :-)"

      IANAL, but AFAIK in the legal system we have to assume exactly that until it's proven otherwise. So until then, I'll assume that he was not lying when he said that the XP OS core has no improvements or innovations compared to the 10 year old wfw311 OS core.

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    28. Re:Ironically, yes by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      yes, but are the button choices:

      1)ummm
      2)you-don't-wanna-click-this-one
      3)what ?

      and since i won't try to beat the lameness filter in 30 seconds of code, i just align them vertically as opposed to the "normal" horizontal method

      and is the screen a light muave color?

      no seriously, my friend was buggin 'cos her comp acts frizzy "all the time", so i tol her to bring it to me, and i hooked it up, and, swear to god, when she heard the speakers play the annoying ass windows startup, she freaked, (especially since the sound was all the way up, and i didnt think that they were complete dumbasses to turn it all the way up because the sound didnt work) and asked me how did i do that (completely forgetting the screen issues) and i showed her the back of the boxen, and she was a loon for like five minutes

      back to the point of the story, after i had the comp up and running, i didnt notice any glitchy screen happenings, ran all the scans on the sys i could think, and nothing ever caused it to do anything unexpected. i had her sit down and do stuph like she would normally do, and, guess what, no probs.

      she still tells me her screen is fritzy. i don't get it.

      (actually, i told her to go by a new f-ing monitor recently)

      newayz, xix, thought that was a hilarious post, and i guess i just needed to vent.

      'preciate

      drach

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  8. LOL by Brackney · · Score: 1

    "...stability, consistency and quality of Windows..." Well one out of three ain't bad - it IS consistent!

    1. Re:LOL by SurfTheWorld · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand how they can peddle that piece of crap onto a consumer and make profit...

      I get it to break if I click pages too quickly in IE.

      zug-zug

      --
      Do it for da shorties
    2. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Isn't the quality consistant also? Consistantly unsufficent?



      Legally, didn't he just "open the door" to questions about these matters, as an example of the results of the monopoly?

    3. Re:LOL by Brackney · · Score: 1

      Hey, you're right. So M$ gets 2 out of 3. Bully for Bill!

    4. Re:LOL by caferace · · Score: 1
      "...stability, consistency and quality of Windows..." Well one out of three ain't bad - it IS consistent!

      As in, consistently bad. :)

  9. There are hundreds of thousands of developers out by blair1q · · Score: 2

    of work.

    If Bill isn't going to employ them, when he's the one who put on the street, then what is he talking about?

    --Blair

  10. BBC says it all ..... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 5, Insightful
    GATES: Microsoft would be crippled

    Isn't that sort of the point? A crippled Microsoft is EXACTLY what the US states want, so giving other companies a chance to fix the mess they've made of the computing industry.

    1. Re:BBC says it all ..... by karmawarrior · · Score: 2

      Quite. The quote that always gets me is "But the remedy the States want will just help Microsoft's competition".

      Isn't that the entire point?

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    2. Re:BBC says it all ..... by dj28 · · Score: 2

      Actually, NO, it isn't the point. The point of a remedy in an anti-trust trial is to create more competition, not add punitive damages. Read the laws, then come to a knee-jerk reaction.

    3. Re:BBC says it all ..... by oingoboingo · · Score: 1

      so giving other companies a chance to fix the mess they've made of the computing industry.

      I for one look forward to having a group of altruistic, community minded, morally just companies like Oracle, Sun, IBM and AOL step into the vacuum left by Microsoft, and get straight to work fixing all the mess. God knows that with crusaders for justice like Scott McNeally and Larry Ellison on our side, it should only be a short matter of time before things are set straight. The rest of the industry thanks you for your insight!

    4. Re:BBC says it all ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the giants of the computing world could even get together, in a spirit of open mindedness and colaboration to improve the state of technology. They could name it the American Standards for Sytems, commonly known as ASS. Bill Gates could be the chariman and Scott McNeally and Larry Ellison could both share the vice-chairman position (that is until Oracle's stock goes up and Larry Ellison is the richest man on earth again, then he gets to be chairman). They could set up standards, using only patented technologies (to protect abuse of said technologies of course,) and setting up "fair and non-discriminatory" licensing of those said patents. "Let's see, we pay nothing for the use of the patent, and you pay lots, sounds good to me, what do you think Larry?" "Sounds good to me Bill."

    5. Re:BBC says it all ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Read the laws, then come to a knee-jerk reaction.

      No way man, by definition, you can't have a knee jerk reaction after spending years reading law.

    6. Re:BBC says it all ..... by MikeTheYak · · Score: 2

      No, the point is to prevent Microsoft from illegally abusing its monopoly status. The competition is supposed to have an opportunity to compete, but not a free ride in doing so. Punishing or crippling Microsoft is one possible way of approaching this goal, but it's not necessarily the best way. An ideal solution would be to not directly hurt Microsoft while still ensuring that the competition is on a level playing field.

    7. Re:BBC says it all ..... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "An ideal solution would be to not directly hurt Microsoft while still ensuring that the competition is on a level playing field."

      Well, since MS is already benefitting from an illegal monopoly, pretty much anything that is done to prevent MS from behaving illegally, would necessarily harm it.

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    8. Re:BBC says it all ..... by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2
      No, the point is to prevent Microsoft from illegally abusing its monopoly status.


      No, the point is to remedy the harm that has already been caused by Microsoft illegally abusing its monopoly power. It's not enough to stop them from doing it again, the illegal profit that they've already made must be taken away.

      When you catch a thief, you don't just make him promise not to steal again. And you don't just force him to give the money back and promise not to steal either. You make him give the money back, and you punish him.

      -- this is not a .sig
    9. Re:BBC says it all ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, NO, it isn't the point. The point of a remedy in an anti-trust trial is to create more competition, not add punitive damages. Read the laws, then come to a knee-jerk reaction.

      Actually, I think he was pointing out the fact that ANY remedy that promotes competition is seen as punitive by MS.

      Cut him some slack.

    10. Re:BBC says it all ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you serious?

      As much as the Slashdot community will not admit to, Microsoft has put the PC on the forefront of our lives. It is their software that runs over 95% percent of the worlds computers.

      Why would we want a crippled Microsoft? They have created the industry. I think its funny that no one gives credit to Bill Gates. He started out with nothing, and he has created the most influential company in the world. He is the richest man in the world.

      When it comes down to Capitalism, the person with the better product always prevails. Do you see a comsumer at CompUSA asking if he can get Linux instead of Windows. NO, He wants Microsoft Windows. He asks if he will get the latest version. The reason for that is simple.

      Isn't that sort of the point? A crippled Microsoft is EXACTLY what the US states want, so giving other companies a chance to fix the mess they've made of the computing industry.

      You think Microsoft has made a mess of the industry? How is that? What proof do you have? So we let the gov't cripple Microsoft? Why? So we can make it easier for companies who suck to enter the market. NO they should earn it themselves. Was Bill Gates given a free entry into the market? No. These companies need to create a better product than Microsoft Windows, and it will come out on top. Btw, who do you think we should elect to "fix" the industry.

      fyi, I am a FreeBSD user.

    11. Re:BBC says it all ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When it comes down to Capitalism, the person with the better product always prevails.

      Your grasp of Capitalism is beyond woeful.

      > The reason for that is simple.

      Yes, we happen to call it the Monopoly effect.

      > Microsoft has put the PC on the forefront of our lives.

      Um, no. Maybe IBM did when they didn't close the architecture. Maybe Intel did when they made them relatively cheap. Maybe it was the cheap Asian clones. Maybe it was a primed society and any silly boot loader would have taken off. Maybe it was the fact IBM gave the market to Microsoft. Maybe it was because Gates was in the right place to swipe CP/M at the right time, and only then start crying about copyright protection.

      Maybe you are right. Microsoft did invent that bastardization of copyright and trade secret law known as the EULA, and has been using it to restrain trade ever since.

  11. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, why bother. The way the govt's going its pretty much foretold that MS will survive unscathed. It looks impossible that *anyone* or *anything* will stop the Microsoft steamroller.

    Unless a lot of changes happen in the Linux world (attitude changes, improvements in desktop usability, improvements in the installation process)

    AND

    regular users start to become pressured by Microsoft's policies in ways that *directly* affect them...(i.e. people soon become unable to pirate MS products...)

    NOTHING will change. Almost no 'normal' user I know chooses Linux - only people who love to tinker with their systems.

    I wonder how long it will take before I get modded down for not toeing the party line...a few mins?

  12. Will BillG make an emotional appeal? by MAJ+Rantage · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm still waiting for a "what about the children?!?" moment.

    Hmm. Then again, I probably shouldn't hold my breath.

  13. From the horse's arse... by hendridm · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is an HTML version of the 163-page version on Microsoft's web site.

    1. Re:From the horse's arse... by jelle · · Score: 2

      I opened it up, and looked at the first two graphs 'computer industry 1983' and 'computer industry 2002', and they make it seem as if a user can go from vendor to vendor in 2002, but was locked into a specific vendor in 1983. That's just not true. Users are at least equally if not more locked into MS for operating systems and some applications than they ever were in 1983 locked into any of the other vendors. And the company doing everything it can against interoperability (including the latest file sharing patent BS) is... Microsoft.

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    2. Re:From the horse's arse... by blair1q · · Score: 2

      I hope he got carpal tunnel typing all that bullshit in.

    3. Re:From the horse's arse... by BrynM · · Score: 1
      It's interesting to look at what's missing in that 2002 chart.

      OS? Where is Apple? Networking? Where's Apache? Linux?

      I'm sure there are other interesting omissions (1 or 2 'm's?).

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    4. Re:From the horse's arse... by ninewands · · Score: 2

      IIRC, in 1983 there were three separate and distinct OSes for just the "IBM-PC" hardware platform, and one hardware vendor. The user was free to choose among them. These three OSes were CP/M-86, the UCSD P-system and PC-DOS. As I seem to recall, there were NO viruses, trojans or other malware that would attack you 'way back then (this was in the days before the Morris worm).

      In 1991, I was adminning a mixed-platform network of Macs running OS6.5 and 7, and PCs running DOS 3 ... the Macs were all eaten up by resource fork viruses and the PCs were relatively immune because the non-UNIX hosts on the 'net were almost all Macs.

      In 2002, if you buy a "brand name PC" you have an infinite number of hardware vendors to choose from but you are immediately thrown into an OS monoculture and, if you have an "always-on" connection to the 'net (DSL/cable or other broadband) you will immediately be attacked by CodeRed/Nimda infected servers.

      Would someone explain to me just HOW Microsoft's monopoly power has benefited the worldwide personal computing "ecosystem"???

      In ecosystem management, a monoculture is something to be avoided at almost ANY cost. If the 'net is, indeed, an ecosystem Microsoft's monopoly MUST be broken.

  14. software architect? by primus_sucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There is no clear dividing line between where a particular block of "middleware" ends and the rest of the operating system begins," Gates said.

    Maybe Gates should go back to being CEO instead of Chief Software Architect!

    1. Re:software architect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is no clear dividing line between where a particular block of "middleware" ends and the rest of the operating system begins," Gates said

      There is. In the last breath of the "$$ hungry" monopolist.

    2. Re:software architect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "There is no clear dividing line between where a particular block of "middleware" ends and the rest of the operating system begins," Gates said.



      Ummmm ... is Mr Gates telling the judge that the settlement with the DOJ (which is all about middleware afterall) is a sham?

    3. Re:software architect? by burnsy · · Score: 1

      Well, Novell thinks Netware is middleware.

      If an OS is middleware, and an IM Client is middleware, where is the freaking line?

      This is what happens when attorney generals, lawyers, and judges start writing software specifications.

    4. Re:software architect? by pohl · · Score: 1

      I knew it: All of Windows is one, big, convoluted spagetti procedure in a single huge source file!

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  15. What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by matth · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Greee.. I typed this all in and Slashdot died and Ie wouldn't go back and kept displaying a "Friendly Error" insteady of just a dialog box! AHHHHHHHHHH! *stifle the anger*

    Anway.. Microsoft needs to do what Linux has been doing for ages and what Macintosh is currentyl doing. Forget about upgrading like they are currently doing and do a re-write.. making sure everything is secure and works right!

    Sure they say windows 2000 isn't on MS-DOS but really?
    So we see:
    Starting Windows |||||||||||||
    Instead of:
    Staring MS-DOS......

    There's no difference.. and while the stabilility has gotten better... it's not good or near linux.

    Active Directories.. don't even talk to me about that! They are confusing and complex! Novell is so much easier to use. Goodness Bill! Just startover.. don't try to release a new O/S every year! Take 2 or 3 and let's make this thing good. We don't need to upgrade and for goodnessgracious Bill, dump the XP "simplification"

    1. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 1
      don't try to release a new O/S every year

      HEHEHE ... the OS is the same thing every few years with "enhancements" that make it crash easier.

      Hell .. Windows 2000 = Windows NT 5.0 ...
      Windows XP = Windows NT 5.1

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    2. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't it hurt being this stupid. Novell is utter crap and there is a huge difference between Win2k and Dos (oh and with regards to linux, as a desktop Win2k is about a 100 times more stable. Its true even if you don't want to admit it).

      Go back to your cave troll.

    3. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by talonyx · · Score: 1

      Um, sorry. NT is a completely new kernel. Hell, I see "Loading Linux..." and lots of text, hey, it's fucking text, that means it's MS-DOS now?

      Everything needs a startup screen, man...

    4. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Windows NT4/5/5.1 all based (if not somewhat loosely) on the VMS kernel?

      Not to defend M$, but let's call a spade a spade; Windows 2000 is reasonably stable so long as you don't (through ignorance or purpose) destroy the internals. My home machine runs Windows 2000 24/7 and reboots (90% of the time scheduled) maybe once a month. While this is nothing compared to your average FreeBSD machine, it's very impressive in the world of Windows.

      In any event, NT != Win9x, but Win9x == DOS to my knowledge.

      So we see:
      Starting Windows |||||||||||||
      Instead of:
      Staring MS-DOS......

      Or perhaps instead of Starting FreeBSD / - \ | / - .....

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    5. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why are you posting anonymously if this is true and you don't mind karma?

    6. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorta like how my linux desktop box has been up for weeks since i last upgraded it and my 2k box dies about twice a day? ya. ok.

    7. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure they say windows 2000 isn't on MS-DOS but really?
      So we see:
      Starting Windows |||||||||||||
      Instead of:
      Staring MS-DOS......

      Would you please remove your head out of your arse, thank you.

    8. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was gay. Not male-gay, but happy rabbit-like gay.

      go to a cave and enjoy your cheap, POS linux that runs 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% of the software on the market. People who use Linux are freeloaders.

      Kiss my Goatse!

    9. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can say that all you want, but at this point we all know it's not true. I'm sure the Win2k box next to me with 40+ days of uptime would agree.

    10. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again I hear the word "free". Further proving that people that cry for open-source all of the time are ball numbing freeloaders.

      Get a fucking job

    11. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

      Once again I hear the word "free". Further proving that people that cry for open-source all of the time are ball numbing freeloaders.

      Get a fucking job


      Mr Gates, to what do we owe this pleasure?

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    12. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Cyno · · Score: 1


      Think of it more like booting linux from loadlin. When you run win.com it loads windows which then takes control and uses its own drivers for hardware access instead of the old slow DOS bios calls. Linux does the same thing when you boot it from loadlin, but at least Linux doesn't NEED something as lame as DOS to run. I love how M$ lies all the time. I get such a kick out of hearing that they removed DOS from win98 and integrated the browser into the OS.

    13. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win2k is about a 100 times more stable.

      1. You are stupid.
      2. There are MANY configurations for Linux as a destop. XFree, xig, MetroX (used in the space shuttle!). Multiplied by the number of WMs (commercial and free), multiplied by the number of office apps. So which configuration did you use in your benchmarks?
      3. I use both every day. W2k has more problems. Period.

    14. Re:What Microsoft Needs To Do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you appear to have been brainwashed into thinking 40+ days is a good uptime. MS has done you well.

  16. "plan could force Microsoft to ditch Windows" by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Myself, I chose to ditch windows because it sucked royally.

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    --- What?
  17. The Three Elements of Microsoft's Success by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 5, Funny

    From this article:

    "The (states' ideas) would undermine all three elements of Microsoft's success, causing great damage to Microsoft, other companies that build upon Microsoft's products, and the businesses and consumers that use PC software," the world's richest man said in his 155-page written submission.

    Hey, wait a second...

    "The (states' ideas) would undermine all three elements of Microsoft's success ..."

    ... fear, uncertainty, and doubt?

    "... causing great damage to Microsoft ...."
    1. Re:The Three Elements of Microsoft's Success by CrazyJ020 · · Score: 0
      "... fear, uncertainty, and doubt?"
      Nah, he was referring to "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish"
    2. Re:The Three Elements of Microsoft's Success by 1WingedAngel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill Gates: NOBODY expects the Microsoft Monopoly! Our chief weapon is
      suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two
      weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our
      *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an
      almost fanatical devotion to the Bil Gates.... Our *four*...no...
      *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as
      fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (Exit and exeunt)

      Congress: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

    3. Re:The Three Elements of Microsoft's Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nice red uniforms!

    4. Re:The Three Elements of Microsoft's Success by wichtolosaurus · · Score: 1

      Poke him with the soft cushions! Seat him in the comfy chair!

    5. Re:The Three Elements of Microsoft's Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "The (states' ideas) would undermine all three elements of Microsoft's success ..."

      And here I thought there were *four* elements to MicroSoft's success:

      X-plore, X-pand, X-ploit, X-terminate

      MS is a Civ-playing AI gone awry?

  18. Trial of the Century by Daftspaniel · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Will this ever end !!!

    1. Re:Trial of the Century by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1
      Will this ever end !!!

      After about a century...

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      Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
    2. Re:Trial of the Century by shades66 · · Score: 1

      > Will this ever end !!!

      Of course it won't it will be dragged out in the courts for years to come as Microsoft will continue to lie that they don't stiffle out the competiton. If only the gov. & courts would realise that microsoft are costing the tax payer more £/$/euro's/etc.. for the privelidge of using their bloated software and that there are alternative's which benefit everyone as a whole..

      Eg Windows does not influence innovation just how to use a word processor and start button. It hides everything else. If you look at one of the other topics todo with M$ and schools I wonder why it is such a hard choice coming to this conclusion, the kids will just leave school knowing about the start button.
      Now if linux did get to move into more areas innovation will spread like wildfire as people will get to know the in's and out's of computing, Kids will leave school with a better knowlege therefore better jobs.

      Come on courts wherever you look on the net you will see the same story.Linux is free. There are millions of linux followers that would love to be employed to get linux in our offices/schools and everybody else who pays tax will be better off not paying the M$ tax because you are FORCED to use only M$.

      Rant over
      Mark.

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      ---- There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't
  19. Re: Why Bother by Warped-Reality · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Heres how I feel:
    DON'T use linux in the "average joe-shmoe desktop environment". At least not in the conventional way.

    Instead, get a project going to make an OS _targeted_ for the desktop. Even feel free to use Linux/*BSD kernels and librarys. Just don't have what the normal Linux distro tends to be - A very UNIX like system with X and maybe KDE or GNOME slapped on top.

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    This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
  20. Monkey boy Ballmer (developers) * 4 by NewbieSpaz · · Score: 1

    If you didn't understand the monkey boy/developers reference, go here: http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

    :)

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    Random, useless fact: I type in startx entirely with my left hand.
  21. I am amused by subgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that MS keeps talking about the damage to MS and the PC ecosystem.

    MS was found to be a monopoly that abused its monopoly status to further its business. why should business that was illegally obtained be protected. it's as though they should be let off of the hook since they got away with it for so long. this is similar to a person stealing a car, getting caught after a year, and then being allowed to keep the stolen car because he'd already had it for a year.

    as far as the PC ecosystem is concerned, it is just as ridiculous. MS probably did have a lot to do with standardizing a PC platform way back in the infancy of desktop PC use. but now they are saying innovation will stop and things will be set back if people are allowed to use things other than Windows to do Windows tasks. this is not necessarily the case. if companies are allowed to make emulators/interpreters/compatibilty programs, all of the existing software out there would still work. people would have the choice of using native software or the generic Windows software on their systems. the only ones hurt in this scenario is Microsoft. letting more (non-MS) software interact with Windows would make things even more compatible than they are now. People just wouldn't have to depend on a single OS / Office vendor to provide compatibility.

    other companies should not have to help cover MS's r&d expense for MS Office. MS talks about this like they are the only ones who ever thought of making word processor and spreadsheet programs. the only secrets that would be unveiled would be the wacky MS file formats.

    in spite of all of this, i think MS will come out of this trial with a slap on the wrist and monopolistic business practices will continue

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    you probably shouldn't have read this.
    1. Re:I am amused by Popocatepetl · · Score: 1

      ...until the tide finally turns. Which it will, inevitably.

    2. Re:I am amused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS keeps talking about the damage to MS and the PC ecosystem.

      Well, it IS Earth Day, you know.

    3. Re:I am amused by HerbieStone · · Score: 1
      Der Papst hat in Spies der Speckbesteck zu spaet bestellt

      The correct spelling would be: "Der Papst hat in Spiez das Speckbesteck zu spaet bestellt" Translated to english it means: "The pope has ordered the ham cutlery to late in Spiez", where "Spiez" is pronounced "speeats" with 'a' pronounced like the first in 'a' in "agenda". "Spiez" is a town in Switzerland and has absolutly nothing to do with a collection of James Bonds.
      If you have follwed my post until here, you know now how to spell the sentence in german. This was the easy part. But to be perfect, you'd need to spell it in swiss-german, the true origin of the sentence. Swiss-german is spelled pretty different than german. It's the dialect we use here in switzerland (switzerland is south next to germany and is not to be confused with sweden!). For swiss people german is a foreign language we learn in school and hear on TV/Radio. So the sentence pronounced in swiss-german would sound a lot different... I can't describe it in words how this would sounds. But nowadays there is allways the possibility to record and send wav-files around.

      Greets Madmike (a swiss geek)

    4. Re:I am amused by subgeek · · Score: 1

      tut mir Leid. ich bunuetze Deutsch selten, und ich hab' sehr viel vergessen.

      and i never knew swiss german. i see swiss and i give up trying to say it the swiss way. i saw it in swiss german and took my best stab at putting it into Hochdeutsch. swiss german wasn't taught in my school. only the german german.

      but thanks for the spelling correction. (like the .sig also says, i'm an idiot.)

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      you probably shouldn't have read this.
    5. Re:I am amused by HerbieStone · · Score: 1
      LOL

      ...Der Papst hat in Spiez das Speckbesteck zu spaet bestellt

      You are welcome. No need to apology. I guess my english is bad too.

      Greets MadMike

    6. Re:I am amused by subgeek · · Score: 1

      thanks again. spelling and gender/case problems. (i just realized that even if it were a "der" word, "der" would still have been wrong.) bit by bit i'll get it.

      it is so frustrating. my german just keeps getting worse. used to be i spoke german like a 5 year old. now it's more like a 2 year old. i need to find an outlet where i can practice my german before i forget everything.

      and to think this all started because i thought to myself "hmm. i need a .sig. what was that german tongue twister again?" i guess maybe i should switch my .sig to something in my native language. i can usually speak english at an adult level.

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      you probably shouldn't have read this.
    7. Re:I am amused by HerbieStone · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, maybe reading Userfriendly might help. It's a daily comic. Which each comic there is whole slew of ufis (that's how the fan's call themself's) discussing with each other. There is allways the "Translation-Thread" where the english comic gets translated (by ufis for ufis) into various languages. There is allways a german translation.

  22. Modularity by pyrrho · · Score: 2

    I think the astounding part of this is that Gates has come to the point of arguing that modular software is bad, and not only that, impossible. When in fact Microsoft fully understands the value of modularity and is really in the mainstream of software engineering on the issue of modular == good.

    What they really think is that exposing modularity in a fair way will hurt MS, but what they are arguing goes so much further... it's a little worrisome if I thought anyone would believe him at his word.

    Odd Thought: I wonder if they really want to stop shipping windows but can only do this if they blame the Government. MSUnix without losing face ("they made us"). (Note: I didn't say MSLinux)

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    -pyrrho

    1. Re:Modularity by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      I feel bad about defending MS, but I don't think the situation is as bad as we all initially think when Bill says that they can't easily pull IE out. I suspect that, at least in the NT-derived systems, stuff is probably quite modular. Speculating:

      There's some chunk of HTTP transfer and HTML rendering code in the OS. It provides an API that a program can use to access the functionality. The API is probably pretty extensive, since it has to provide a means for setting security policies, etc. Given this API, writing a browser is pretty easy: you just need to write the code for things like history and options and such. Writing an HTML-based help system is also easy: just write a different and simpler UI around the rendering code and use local files for the content.

      But if you pull out that nice modular HTTP/HTML component, lots of things get broken. In fact, everything that uses the API provided by the component is automatically broken. Putting in some other browser (say, Opera) won't fix those other apps unless the browser implements the same API for use by other programs. That may be hard, depending on how the underlying communication mechanism for the API is implemented.

      In newer versions of the OS, MS has repeated this trick with media playback. The intended result is that it's easy for a developer to add audio and video playback to their application. The side effect is that stand-alone media players won't effectively replace the MS component unless they exactly duplicate that API.

      At some level, this is not much different than the UNIX/X situation. If you remove X, all of the apps that depend on it are broken. If you put in a different windowing system that doesn't implement the X "API" correctly, the X apps are still broken. Of course, the X API is documented in detail, so anyone who wants to can take a shot at implementing it.

    2. Re:Modularity by pyrrho · · Score: 2

      MS stuff is modular underneath. The issue... they need to publish enough information to replace those components. No one wants to ship an OS with no HTML or HTTP capabilities, they want to put whatever implementation in that role they prefer.

      Of course, I'm wrong in that, SOME DO want an OS with no HTML and HTTP, but it's still the same point.

      Yes, if I remove X many of my programs will no longer function. But MS makes it so that you cannot replace X. They are focussing on the idea they are asked to remove components when what they are being asked is to allow components to be replaced!

      They are still lying to those that lack knowledge of how computer work. But time is running out, people are getting used to computers and they are losing their status as voodoo. When people are comfortable with computes, their argumenst will be revealed. So 50 years from now... they better watch out.

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      -pyrrho

  23. End of the blackout by ryants · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling that this story will spell the end of the Great Blackout?

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    Ryan T. Sammartino
    "Ancora imparo"

  24. Re: Why Bother by doooras · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you mean like Mac OS X?

  25. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is if you mention that there are problems with the current way of doing two things you get the following responses:

    1) Linux is not hard, Windows is
    2) Linux is so much better than MS in so many ways!
    3) Who cares about (l)users [their (l) not mine], since they are computer illiterate they are *obviously* stupid
    4) The current way is the best way!!! There is *no* possible way to get better

    Bah

  26. lock bill up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gates said the nine states threaten Windows' existence as a stable platform...

    Sorry bill, but it's not the states threatening this, it's your own ...cough... code monkeys!

    really tho, it seems like MS is using blatant lies in their testimony, can we say perjury? wouldn't it be nice to smack 'em all in the face with that? :)

  27. Umh... by OneFix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In written testimony submitted after he was sworn in, Gates argued that penalties the states have proposed would give Microsoft's competitors an unfair advantage.

    Good...it's doing its job. That's exactly what this is meant to do. M$ has held an unfair monopoly over the industry for years, and this is meant to give other companies the chance to strip some of their power away.

    As a monopoly, everything that comprises Windoze and Office are the result of ill-gotten gains and should be plundered like M$ has done to others in the past.

    If it is sucessful, this could be what brings the tech industry out of its current slump...

    1. Re:Umh... by Eryq · · Score: 2
      M$ has held an unfair monopoly

      Instead of "unfair", say "illegal": it's true (ruled on and upheld on appeal), and it has a nicer ring to it -- "unfair" sounds a little whiney.

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      I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
    2. Re:Umh... by OneFix · · Score: 2

      Yea, but I was intentionally using the same wording as gates :)

  28. More accurately... by MadCow42 · · Score: 2

    If your shit was architected properly in the first place, it would be trivial to separate the "toys" from the kernel.

    Now, if by removing the extras like IE we're crippling your OS, that's YOUR problem.

    Do it and shut up so we can all go home.

    MadCow.

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    I used to have a sig, but I set it free and it never came back.
  29. The remedies suck by cygnusx · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    There was this good Register story a while ago where a Sun director talked about customers' expectations from a *software* vendor. The word `sedimentation' was mentioned. And that's precisely the problem: from MS to Redhat to Sun, everyone bundles, is forced to, or goes out of business because that's what the customer wants.

    But the people (or their backstage paymasters) focus on buzzwords like `bundling' and push for stupid remedies like ``releasing windows' source'' and all. Yeah right. Like that's gonna happen. The thing to do would have been fine MS (heavily -- they sure can afford it, with 36bn(!) in cash -- for restrictive OEM licenses, cause a world of hurt to their bottom line, and move on.

    But for MS' many (whiny) competitors, legal eagles are now substituting for credible tech competition and decent business plans. And so the lawsuit has become a hem-the-giant-in game, even as these very same whiners continue haemorrhaging money. These losers don't deserve any sympathy at all.

    1. Re:The remedies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>The remedies suck

      yup. The only good solution is to:
      1) ban illegal trade agreements between Microsoft and OEMs.
      2) Allow OEMs to change the software however they wish so long as they take responseability for customer support.

    2. Re:The remedies suck by pmz · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...from MS to Redhat to Sun, everyone bundles, is forced to, or goes out of business because that's what the customer wants.

      However, the manner in which companies do the bundling varies widely. Take Solaris, for example.

      Sun hides nothing when it bundles software and gives credit where it is due. They do this with Apache, Perl, Java, X Windows, and the Berkeley UNIX compatibility tools, for example. The user is never forced to use these tools, but they certainly may choose to. The only component of Solaris a person is really forced to use is the kernel. Otherwise, Solaris is very modular allowing the user to pick and choose pretty much everything else.

      The same is true for Linux and the free BSDs, as well. This is not true of Windows.

      The difference between Microsoft and everyone else is that Microsoft is arrogant, imposing, and rude towards its customers. Microsoft has lost the notion of working for the customers, which is why more and more people are turning away from Microsoft every day.

      Companies should be bending over backwards to satisfy their customers, and they should be honest about it, too. Meanwhile, Microsoft has been steadily dropping in rank on my list of companies that have earned my business. I think it will be very soon before Microsoft drops off that list entirely.

    3. Re:The remedies suck by cygnusx · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sun hides nothing when it bundles software and gives credit where it is due. They do this with Apache, Perl, Java, X Windows, and the Berkeley UNIX compatibility tools, for example. The user is never forced to use these tools, but they certainly may choose to.

      Actually Perl, Apache, X .. can all be bundled with Windows if MS wishes. The reason they don't bundle it is that they have a strong not-invented-here and don't-leave-our-walled-garden mentality (proof: look up WMIC. oh the pain of reinventing - badly!)

      The point is, with this sort of attitude, you run the risk of being called an arrogant prick, but a judge shouldn't even consider it. What's tragic about the MS antitrust case is that the shady OEM deals, the dual-boot prohibition (BeOS suffered because of this), the arm-twisting -- are all subsumed into a weird argument about how Netscape was wronged because Microsoft bundled an effing browser with the OS.
    4. Re:The remedies suck by caspper69 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Microsoft has lost the notion of working for the customers, which is why more and more people are turning away from Microsoft every day.

      You are a moron. MS spends more on R&D and trying to make computers do cool things that are genuinely useful than ANYONE. And more people BECOME MS customers every day than switch to OSS. Where's the OSS version of DirectX? If you even say OpenGL, I'm going to smack you. At this point in time (and wait till 9.0/9.1) there is no comparison.

      The real bomb is going to be dropped on all you zealots in about 1 year. You keep saying "If MS made a decent product, then it'd be ok." Well, :) let's just say they're going to release something that'll take you unshowered hippie geeks the next 10 years of basement time to duplicate.

      The way I see it, the computer industry is maturing (just like every other industry does), and the people that love it just can't handle it. I used to work in the automotive industry, and let me tell you, getting Ford or GM to buy your parts is WAAAAAY more difficult than breaking into the Windows software industry. Wanna talk about arcane agreements, massive IT system requirements, and incredibly overbearing customer demands. The Big 3 make MS look like the Children's Television Workshop. Really.

      Everything is relative. Ever tried to compete against Wal-Mart? How about against Kraft Macaroni & Cheese? Q-Tips? Doritos? Mountain Dew? Federal Express? Sometimes there "just is" an industry giant. Yeah, sometimes they use their clout unfairly. But don't think for a second that Dell, Gateway and Sony aren't better off because of Microsoft. If there were no MS, who knows... We'd all be using OS/2, and paying $300 per copy and another $100/year for support. Oh yeah, and it'd only run well on IBM PS/2 machines. And those cost $3,000 apiece. MS is "good enough." Just like a Camry is "good enough." Sure, a race car would be better, but not everyone can maintain a racecar (or even afford one).

      Not only that, but for every Linux zealot out there, there's another guy who uses "real" big iron, and looks at us desktop PC (l)users and laughs and says: "They're so stupid. They actually think their stuff is better." Well, it's no different. There's a place for everything.

      Just the facts man...

    5. Re:The remedies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would mod you up if I had points :-|

    6. Re:The remedies suck by pmz · · Score: 2

      Well, I'll admit it: I am not a zealot. I'll defer the moron issue for now.

      I judge companies, people, and things at face value. With respect to Microsoft, it's a matter of their attitude towards their customers. If Sun starts treating me like slime, then I won't hesitate in finding another company to cite in my arguments.

      I value greatly the relationships between businesses and their customers. Businesses should never feel they are in a position to dictate their customers' terms. Instead, businesses should feel they are at the mercy of their customers' trust. It's pretty simple, and businesses that succeed at establishing healthy relationships with their customers will last a long time and be successful. Successful is a vague term, since it really doesn't require being #1 or even in the top ten.

      This is why Microsoft is in a dangerous position. There are many people who look upon Microsoft with suspicion, now, who didn't five or ten years ago. Microsoft is losing the trust of their customer base. If they don't start behaving better, soon, then they will just become another case of "the bigger they are, the harder they fall."

      As far as the auto industry goes (as well as the aviation industry), the massive barriers to entry are largely due to massive government regulation and the huge investment in safe factories. Could I start a small business, now, and expect to build a fully DOT/OSHA/ISO9000/whatever-compliant factory and compete with Toyota or General Motors? Probably not. Can I start a small software business with $1,000? Absolutely (myself + one used workstation + Free Software).

    7. Re:The remedies suck by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      The real bomb is going to be dropped on all you zealots in about 1 year. You keep saying "If MS made a decent product, then it'd be ok." Well, :) let's just say they're going to release something that'll take you unshowered hippie geeks the next 10 years of basement time to duplicate.


      You haven't been paying close attention to the complaints. It is not a matter of how good Microsoft's technology is. The crux of the complaint is how they market it and the illegal steps they take to force their technology in to the industry.


      The quality of Microsoft products is a non-issue in this case. Just as evidence has shown it has been largely a non-issue in the marketplace too. And THAT is why the court case exists.

    8. Re:The remedies suck by gehrehmee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or they're worried that someone can pay $200 for their home edition of Windows and get server-quality http and smb daemons with no limitations on the number of users, instead of paying countless thousands of dollars running a MS-based web server.

      --
      "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help" -- Calvin
    9. Re:The remedies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly...

      netscape suffered from shady deals too.

      It's the shady deals that are the problem, not the bundling. I think people are forgetting that.

    10. Re:The remedies suck by shani · · Score: 1

      The difference between Microsoft and everyone else is that Microsoft is arrogant, imposing, and rude towards its customers. Microsoft has lost the notion of working for the customers, which is why more and more people are turning away from Microsoft every day.

      Actually, Sun is also arrogant, imposing, and rude towards its customers. If Sun destroyed Microsoft, we would be trading one dictator for another.

      I like IBM though. ;)

  30. Judge Says: by NSupremo · · Score: 1

    "You Lied To Me!"

    (ala South Park the Movie)

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  31. Seperating IE? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "We know you can separate IE from Windows"

    Im sure it's POSSIBLE to remove IE from Windows, but man I sure don't trust MS to do it. In IE 6, they removed support for Netscape Style Plugins, yet when you have that type of plug-in in the plugins folder it still installs itself into the registry and tries to run as a mime type. In other words, they turned off one feature but not another.

    If they won't take the time to implement a good solution for removing NS Style Plug-ins, I can only imagine the half assed job MS'd do of removing IE.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Seperating IE? by danro · · Score: 1

      In IE 6, they removed support for Netscape Style Plugins, yet when you have that type of plug-in in the plugins folder it still installs itself into the registry and tries to run as a mime type. In other words, they turned off one feature but not another.

      Well, that should once and for all rid us of the MS apologists that consider the removal of Netscape plugins a "cleanup of old, obsolete fetures."
      They just removed the interface, not the actual code that supports them.
      In other worlds, all the bloat and none of the features...
      Just another underhand move to crush a de facto standard they don't own.

      I am Jack's total lack of surprise...

      --

      "First lesson," Jon said. "Stick them with the pointy end."
    2. Re:Seperating IE? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Heh, nice Fight club reference.

      I heard a *rumor* (I.e. word of mouth, not something I read on a site or anything) that MS lost a lawsuit that had to do with running executables from a web page. For some reason (surprise) MS got sued and nobody else did.

      I'm not trying to propogate the rumor (again, I have very little reason to believe it), but I am curious if anybody elsehas either a.) heard this rumor b.) knows if it's true/untrue.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    3. Re:Seperating IE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, nice Fight club reference.

      Yeah, if you are too stupid/lazy to read a book and watch the movie instead.

  32. The Real Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I just read an article about how the government is deciding which vendor / vendors to go with concerning the mandated use of some type of "passport" system for all users of the internet in the US.

    heres on story on it:
    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/busines stech nology/134438173_passport18.html

    After reading it I realized why Microsoft created .NET, passport, and the whole hailstorm philosophy. It not a natural shift in the sense of technology. It's not and was never intended for the corporate world. Knowing how long the government takes to decide on something, we can be assured that the governments plan has been in the works for some time more than likely years. Naturally any company including Microsoft has been keeping tabs on the government's plan from the beginning.

    Microsoft's entire new technology shift to XP, .Net, and passport was intended to get this contract from the government. Once you realize the magnitude of the this contract it becomes clear that the money Microsoft makes in a year will be a drop in the bucket compared to this contract. Think how much money they will make once ALL internet users in the US and all those accessing US sites will be required to use some sort of "passport" service.

    Getting corporate america to sign on to any of Microsoft's new technologies is just a bonus.

  33. The interview I want to see by Thakandar2 · · Score: 1

    ... is like the one from South Park...

    General: "Bill Gates, I thought you said Windows 98 was going to be faster and more stable!"

    Bill: It is, it's over a 100..."

    BLAM! The general shoots him in the head.

    General: "Get him out of here..."

  34. Why doesn't anyone care... by gleffler · · Score: 1

    ...about the Mac bundling iMovie, iTunes, iThis, iThat; or Linux bundling every media tool in existence as part of their respective operating systems? It's a 'forcibly bundled browser, media player, etc.' Oh, I forgot, it's because MS sux0rs and anything else r0x0rs. 'Scuze me, I think I stepped into the wrong thread. /gleffler

    1. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by mikefoley · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it's because Microsoft is classified as a monopoly. Let's put this in simple terms. Microsoft, the monopoly, has an easy in to virtually all the desktops in the WORLD. When Microsoft acquires...er.."innovates" a new widget, be it an internet browser or something else "innovative", that widget becomes a defacto standard and Microsoft has a history of taking advantage of that type of situation.

      Apple can come up with iWhatever but because it's not a monopoly and doesn't own virtually all of the desktop market, its introduction of iWhatever isn't seen as a threat.

      When you are a monopoly (have I made that point yet?), you must tread carefully. It's not illegal to be a monopoly, but it IS illegal to use it to your advantage at the expense of others.

      Oh yea, Gates makes me ill with the "we innovate" crap. Bill, you got the best of your technology from others, primarily Digital. The only innovation Microsoft has done is marketing.

      --
      What's my Karma Mr. Burns? "Excellent"
    2. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 2

      Because Apple (not Mac) has not been found guilty of leveraging their monopoly in hardware sales to unfairly compete against competitors such as Real, Microsoft, etc.

    3. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by RAVasquez · · Score: 2

      Sigh. Once again... Apple is not a monopoly. "Linux" is not a monopoly. You can remove bundled apps from Mac OS and Linux. Neither Apple nor the Linux distributors claim removing these bundled programs will destroy the OS.

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    4. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by zangdesign · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have raised an interesting point.

      When Jobs returned to Apple, he worked to stifle competition from alternate hardware vendors. As for the bundling issue, the packages included on the MacOS include a fair amount of software that has nothing whatsoever to do with the OS itself.

      It doesn't really matter about Linux - the bundling is done by distributors. Since there is no one underlying Linux company, the bundling issue doesn't really apply.

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    5. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by gleffler · · Score: 1

      Who gives a fork if Microsoft is a monopoly? They FORCES you to use IE, WMP, or any of the other bundled tools. In fact, I'm using Mozilla, Winamp, and Calypso instead of IE, WMP, and OE. But big bad evil Microsoft is somehow 'forcing' me to use these things by including them?
      Your argument doesn't hold water.
      /gleffler

    6. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They DON'T force... damn edits.

    7. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't think it's so much that "you forgot", just that "you're stupid".

      Anyone who thinks that Microsoft isn't using their monopoly power to stifle competition in adjacent markets is either blind or a fool, which is illegal. And like it or not, bundling tools into Windows is what they are using to do so.

      The reason that Apple isn't under antitrust investigation is that they don't have a heavily dominant market share. I know that despite your apparent stupidity you can figure out that Microsoft's 90% market share is much greater than Apple's 5% market share.

      Microsoft can have 90% AFAIC. However, at 90% they should get government regulation, like all the other monopolies have in the past.

    8. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Anyone who thinks that Microsoft isn't using their monopoly power to stifle competition in adjacent markets is either blind or a fool, which is illegal.


      It's illegal to be a fool now? Methinks slashdot, and the world, is going to be very empty very soon.

    9. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      The reason that Apple isn't under antitrust investigation is that they don't have a heavily dominant market share. I know that despite your apparent stupidity you can figure out that Microsoft's 90% market share is much greater than Apple's 5% market share.

      Don't forget:

      According to Judge Pennfield Jackson, Apple is not in the same market as Microsoft.

      As Apple holds nearly 100% of the desktop PPC-based operating systems market, that's a pretty damn surefire monopoly.

      Apple's market share is nearly 100% - in its market, as defined by the DOJ.

      Doesn't that sound like a monopoly to you?

      Simon

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    10. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only I could demonstate the difference 20 floors up with a grain sand first and a 100lb sandbag second.

    11. Re:Why doesn't anyone care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is running on 100% of Linux-based computers, too.

  35. You too can waive productivity gains w/ Microsoft by jrshaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Microsoft today is investing heavily in XML Web Services, a next-generation computing platform that holds the potential to unleash new waives of productivity gains in the economy."

    Amazingly truthful for a Microsoft statement, but I think it would have been clearer to say "throw away", or "forsake" instead of "waives" productivity gains.

  36. CE and XBOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Aren't CE and the OS on XBOX versions of Windows? If they can alter Windows for those platforms they can adhere to the state court order. any excuse is bull.

  37. Gates emphasizes the "protection" of MS's IP by Andy+Tai · · Score: 2

    Bill Gates puts a lot of emphasis on the protection of Microsoft's intellectual property and how the nine states' rememdies will "force" Microsoft to give its IP to competitors. Gates is using essentially the same arguments to defend itself in the trial and attacks on the GPL--the need to protect Microsoft's "innovation." Gates is projecting his own interests to be the interests of the world.

    The new judge should see Bill Gates' self-centered ego, like Judge Jackson who thought Gates has a Napoleon-like mentality.

    Wonder when will Microsoft begin to claim the nine states are "intellectual property destroyers" or are conspiring with Richard Stallman against Microsoft...

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    1. Re:Gates emphasizes the "protection" of MS's IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please remember that Microsoft is very sensitive to intellectual property protection. (I did say that sarcastically)

      "STAC? Never heard of them."

    2. Re:Gates emphasizes the "protection" of MS's IP by polymath69 · · Score: 2
      Wonder when will Microsoft begin to claim the nine states are "intellectual property destroyers" or are conspiring with Richard Stallman against Microsoft...

      My God, that's it... Richard Stallman is from Massachusetts... Massachusetts is one of the non-settling states...

      That means that this must be evidence of a vast conspiracy to not take away our computing freedoms!

      Seriously, those OEM agreements where "if you sell a box, it must include Windows and cannot include any other OS" are, and have always been, anticompetitive as hell. I'll be very glad if this sort of provision is never seen again (from MS, or anyone else.)

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    3. Re:Gates emphasizes the "protection" of MS's IP by Juln · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the second section of the executive summary of his testimony mentions their love of IP.. the rest is sort of interesting in a nauseating sort of way, also:
      In section II of his testimony, Mr. Gates addresses three overarching elements of Microsoft's business model that have contributed significantly to Microsoft's success and to the success of every other company that builds products that take advantage of the Windows platform. Those three elements are: (i) the stability, consistency, and quality of Windows and Microsoft's commitment to developing new releases of the operating system that provide ISVs and consumers with new innovative features and functionality [NO COMMENT!];(ii) the interoperability across a wide range of hardware and software that Windows provides;and the central role played by intellectual property protection in providing Microsoft with an incentive to invest capital, time and energy in developing new software. The on settling States' proposed remedy would undermine all three of these elements, causing great damage to Microsoft, other companies that build on Microsoft's platforms, and consumers of PC software

      The style of the whole exectuive summary is amusing, but not ultimately amusing if people end up believing the cheesy Microsoft Lawyer & Marketing angle to the story it presents.

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    4. Re:Gates emphasizes the "protection" of MS's IP by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Seriously, those OEM agreements where "if you sell a box, it must include Windows and cannot include any other OS" are, and have always been, anticompetitive as hell. I'll be very glad if this sort of provision is never seen again (from MS, or anyone else.)

      This sort of behaviour is legal if you're not a monopoly, I imagine. (Good luck keeping your customers, though -- if you're not a monopoly they'll have other choices, and won't take too kindly to behaviour like this).

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  38. Re:PDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    xpdf is a GPL'ed PDF viewer.

    http://freshmeat.net/projects/xpdf/?topic_id=112 %2 C105%2C154

    Brian

  39. theres a good explanation for this 163 page crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    there is a great explanation for this 163 nightmare

    proprietary software is not customizeable. all of the rememedies could be made if the software was open source, as vendors could rewrite parts of it, and then submit them. they would get accepted if they were truly better.

    i think a judge should look at this, and say 'you produced 163 pages of absolute bullshit why your company cannot exist if we implement these fair remedies. instead of implementing your remedies, we have decided to close your company, you do not serve the public interest, you have lost rights to exist as you know it'

    does somebody have to read the whole document? is microsoft counting on them getting tired and giving up?

  40. What's on your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, nevermind. I don't want to know what's on your mind.

  41. We already know what he'll say by release7 · · Score: 1
    "It's best for the consumer. We are looking out for their interests."

    What's really sad is that this thinly veiled PR mantra still has not lost it's effect. That's because it's more convenient in the current "free" market zeitgeist to buy into it. "We don't need the government designing software, it would hurt the consumer," goes this shallow line of reasoning. As a result, judges can't base their decisions based on what's fair or just but on what's "good" for the consumer, no matter how full of shit the argument is.

    Microsoft has been able to spin their whole defense around this simple-minded argument. They claim that software is somehow special and different and should be left in the hands of the technology Gods on Mt. Microsoft.

    I say bullshit. The world should not have to bend over backwards to meet the vision of some narrow-minded, profit-driven software engineers. The world existed before Windows or any software "standards" forced on the market by Microsoft. It's a pretty safe assumption the world will keep churning right along without them.

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  42. A Burr up the collective asses of the states. by Sabalon · · Score: 1, Troll

    So today Bill Gates testified...I may actually read all 163 pages of his testimony.

    I just don't get what they expect to get out of this. All the states in it are so damned concerned about MS releasing a version of Windows without IE.

    SO FUCKING WHAT?

    First off - does anyone really think that a vendor is gonna replace IE or the MS-HTML rendering engine with a piece-of-has-been like Netscape?

    Second, why don't the vendors just do it already? Remove the IE icon from the desktop, start bar, etc... and put Netscape or something else on there?

    Why - it's not because Windows isn't modular - anyone can do the above. It's because the vendors have signed contracts with MS saying for the deep discounts they are not allowed to remove IE or put NS on, or any of that.

    So instead of going after MS and their contracts, the states are gonna force MS to produce a version of windows without IE, so the vendors can license it instead of Windows with IE just so they can put something other than IE on there.

    And ya know what - I bet that the price point will be so wrong that the vendors will instead still license the regular version of Windows with IE because MS won't offer a contract for the other version that is cost-efficiant for the vendors.

    Does anyone here remember what Windows was like 8-10 years ago? It was a fuckin mess.

    While I fully agree that MS has the ability to add things to the OS to squish competition:
    - the MS stuff is usually better than the competition - sad but true
    - what's next? Now it's HTML. What if some company comes along and claims that MS is killing their market for lightweight text editors (Wordpad/Notepad) or add-on file systems, or memory management. Where does it stop?

    And who filed this suit? It started out as a US antitrust suit, and the US backed off. Now the states are going at it - thirsty for blood I guess. I could see if Netscape filed a suit, but I don't buy the state's argument of the consumer being hurt. The consumer gets a stable suite (well...stable compared to a patchwork of OS, applications from different vendors, etc...) that is very intergrated.

    Yes - Microsoft have a monopoly, but only because all these vendors signed into these contracts with them that further promoted MS products. Adding a browser to the OS did not use their monopoly status to force others out of the market.
    Adding a few lines to a contract did.

    1. Re:A Burr up the collective asses of the states. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A finely crafted troll. I salute you!

      ~~~

    2. Re:A Burr up the collective asses of the states. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you're trolling, but I also think you're right. The Justice Dept. fucked up by going after tying instead of licensing. They had Jean-Louis Gassee on the stand, and didn't even ask about the Dual Boot Prohibition. This is what killed BeOS, the finest new OS in years. I don't care if they tie in a browser, but I do care if they forbid use of my own hardware in ways they disapprove, and I do care if collect taxes on PC's that don't carry their software.

  43. Point 414 by mlati · · Score: 1

    Point 414 in his testimony seems aimed at the .NET and its cloning by mono.
    If Bill Gates does not want this to happen, is he going to allow mono to go ahead?, I sincerely think not.

    1. Re:Point 414 by bpb213 · · Score: 1

      If mono follows the same path as samba, how can he stop it?

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    2. Re:Point 414 by mlati · · Score: 1

      samba is a specific implementation(NetAPI), mono will converses ALL base API's..I really dont think anyone will have the time to reverse-engineer inconsistencies introduced by later versions of .NET.

  44. middleware is a requirement? by tornater · · Score: 1

    What are all these commercial products Bill is talking about that require MS middleware to run? If IE or Mediaplayer were gone, what other programs would crash? Is this more FUD? The only thing I can think of is DirectX, and I'm not sure that qualifies as middleware. It's updated so often anyway that the games that use it usually have a version on their CD that can be installed. And another thing...why aren't the States' lawyers asking these questions?

  45. Re: Why Bother by lintel_user · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you think attitudes are changing though? Do you think people are actually trying to think about the user? I agree with a number of people who've bought this point up. Just because a lot of people aren't comfortable with computers it doesn't make them stupid. On the contrary, they're probably more competent than us in a number of areas. I for one know that I don't know what the heck goes on in my car and wouldn't be able to fix it if something happened. OTOH, my auto mechanic would, but he is in no way comfortable around computers... Everyone has different strengths

  46. Ashcroft Should Demonize Gates @# +1 ; Nice #@ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    instead of Marijuana: The Wonder Drug:
    Courtesy of About 420

    Connotative Use/Meaning

    420 is a phreak's (and not just a hippie's) favorite number for a
    variety of reasons, or maybe for no reason at all, but colloquially
    the number says pot -- "let's smoke pot", or "someone's smoking
    pot", or "gee, i really like pot", or "time to smoke pot", either by
    time (4:20 a.m. or p.m.), date (April 20th), or otherwise (e.g. State
    Route 420). April 20th at 4:20 is marked by annual events in
    Mount Tamalpais, CA (an informal gathering); Marin Conty, CA
    (the 420 Hemp Fest); Ann Arbor, MI (the Hash Bash); and
    Washington, D.C. (buildup towards the July 4th Smoke-In).

    Original Source(s)

    Conventional wisdom: The most common tale is that 420 is the
    police radio code or criminal code (and therefore the police "call")
    in certain part(s) of California (e.g. in Los Angeles or San
    Francisco) for having spotted someone consuming cannabis
    publicly, i.e. "pot smoking in progress"; that local cannabis users
    picked up on the code and began celebrating the number temporally
    (esp. 4:20 a.m., 4:20 p.m., and April 20); that the number became
    nationally popularized in the late 1980s and, more ferverently, in
    the early- to mid-1990s; and is colloquially applied to a variety of
    relaxed and/or inspired contexts, including not only pot
    consumption but also a "good time" more generally (in contrast to
    the drug war surrounding).

    Conventions are legends: 420 is not police radio code for
    anything, anywhere. Checks of criminal codes (including those of
    the City of San Francisco, the City of Los Angeles, Los Angeles
    County, the State of California, and the federal penal code) suggest
    that the origin is neither Californian nor federal (the two best
    guesses). For instance, California Penal Code 420 defines as a
    misdemeanor the hindrance of use ("obstructing entry") of public
    lands, and California Family Code 420 defines what constitutes a
    wedding ceremony (Marco). One state does come close: "The
    Illinois Department of Revenue classifies the Alcoholic Liquor Act
    under Part 420, and the Cannabis and Controlled Substances Tax
    Act are next, under Part 428." (RB 5/19/99)

    True story?: "According to Steven Hager, editor of High Times,
    the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971,
    among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who
    called themselves the Waldos. The term 420 was shorthand for the
    time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis
    Pasteur, to smoke pot. ``Waldo Steve,'' a member of the group who
    now owns a business in San Francisco, says the Waldos would
    salute each other in the school hallway and say ``420 Louis!'' The
    term was one of many invented by the group, but it was the one
    that caught on. ``It was just a joke, but it came to mean all kinds of
    things, like `Do you have any?' or `Do I look stoned?' '' he said.
    ``Parents and teachers wouldn't know what we were talking about.''
    The term took root, and flourished, and spread beyond San Rafael
    with the assistance of the Grateful Dead and their dedicated cohort
    of pot-smoking fans. The Waldos decided to assert their claim to
    the history of the term after decades of watching it spread, mutate
    and be appropriated by commercial interests. The Waldos contacted
    Hager, and presented him with evidence of 420's history, primarily
    a collection of postmarked letters from the early '70s with lots of
    mention of 420. They also started a Web site, waldo420.com. ``We
    have proof, we were the first,'' Waldo Steve said. ``I mean, it's not
    like we wrote a book or invented anything. We just came up with a
    phrase. But it's kind of an honor that this emanated from San
    Rafael.''" Maria Alicia Gaura for the San Francisco Chronicle,
    4/20/00 p. A19; and thanks to Noah Cole for the submission

    Alternate explanations

    There are a variety of other explanations, all much more interesting
    than "police code", and many plausible. Some are more likely uses
    of the 420/hemp connection rather than sources of it, such as the
    score for the football game in Fast Times at Ridgement High,
    42-0.

    Known Myths: It isn't police code (see above). There are 315
    chemicals in marijuana, not 420. And although tea time in
    Amsterdam is rumored to be 4:20, it is actually 5:30 (Gerhard
    den Hollander).
    Sixties Songs: For instance, Bob Dylan's famous "Rainy Day
    Women #12 and 35" is a possible reference, or source --
    12x35=420. And Stephen Stills wrote (and Crosby Stills Nash
    & Young performed) a song "4+20" (first recorded 7/16/69,
    released on Deja Vu 3/11/70) about an 84-year-old
    poverty-stricken man who started and finished with nothing.
    (Thanks to Sherry Keel 12/6/98.) Dylan aslo mentions "4 and
    20 windows" in "The Balland of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest"
    (on John Wesley Harding).
    Older Verse: But 420 in poetry is older than that - Greg
    Keller notes the old nursery rhyme line, "four and twenty
    black birds baked in a pie". Revelation 5:14 (in the King
    James Version of the Christian Bible) reads, "And the four
    beasts said 'A-Men.' And the four and twenty elders fell down
    and worshipped him that liveth for ever and ever." (Travis
    Spurley 2/15/99) And in Midnight's_Children, Salman
    Rushdie wrote, "Inevitably, a number of these children failed
    to survive. Malnutrition, disease and the misfortunes of
    everyday life had accounted for no less than four hundred and
    twenty of them by the time I became conscious of their
    existence; although it is possible to hypothesize that these
    deaths, too, had their purpose, since 420 has been, since time
    immemorial, the number associated with fraud, deception and
    trickery." (Comet 2/14/98) Comet's "best guess is that this
    refers to something in Indian mythology or numerology, since
    the book is set in India and frequently involves Indian history,
    culture, and religion. Given the high interest in Eastern
    religion among the phish/dead community, this seems a likely
    origin of 420's current significance."
    Temporal Significance: "Hands on analog clock at 4:20 look
    like position of doobie dangling from mouth" "Larry in
    Tuscan" and Alex Mack 5/19/99). Disruptive students are out
    of detention and safetly away from school by 4:20, also
    rumored to be "the time that you should dose to be peaking
    when the Dead went on stage" Hart. "The Waldos" were a
    group of teens back in the 70's that lived in San Rafael, CA.
    420 was the way they talked about pot in front of teachers,
    non-smoking family members etc. Also it was the time of day
    they could just go relax, and get baked." ("PhunkCellar")
    Jamaicans purportedly "worked till 4 then walked home then
    lit up. They would talk 420 like our parents talked about after
    5. That's when partying began" "Larry in Tuscan"). Albert (not
    Abbie) Hofmann supposedly first encountered LSD at 4:20
    p.m. on 4/19/1943 (Bart Coleman citing Storming Heaven by
    Jay Stevens, recommended by Mickey Hart in Planet Drum).
    Surrealist painter Miro was born April 20, 1893. And
    www.filmspeed.com says the propoganda film Reefer
    Madness has a copyright date of April 20, 1936 (i.e. 4/20).
    (Patrick Woolford)
    Misc: Could be that it comes from hydroponics, the practice
    of cultivating plants in water often used by indoor marijuana
    cultivators, since 4 is used for H on a calculator (420/H20).
    (Nick Lowe 3/30/00) The number 80 (eight) is "quatre vingt"
    (pronounced "cah-truh vahn"), meaning "four (times} twenty".
    Dan Nijjar 1/27/00 (No connection yet between the number
    80 and pot. A quarter pound is roughly 120 grams, rounding
    quarter-ounces to 7.5.) The titanic was supposed to arrive
    4/20/1912. (Thanks to RB.) Perhaps the heavy use of vt420
    terminals in the Berkeley area is to blame? (BTW, 420 in
    binary code is 110100100.)

    Ubiquitous?

    Now there's a 420 Pale Ale. One of the late-97/early-98 "Got
    Milk" ads featured a character eating cookies without milk and
    then passing a sign that reads "Next Rest Area 420 miles" (as Ross
    Bruning). Reportedly, all of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction
    are stuck on 4:20. Shirts with the number 420 on the red-and-blue
    interstate highway shield (Interstate 420?) have show up on the
    sitcom Will and Grace (Paul Risenhoover 5/14/99) and in several
    videos. UPS' labelling software has a "420 postal code" legend for
    next-day/2-day deliveries (which is how Phish tickets are sent).
    (Jack Lebowitz 10/3/98) MTV's 1997 Viewer's Choice Award (for
    the MTV Video Awards) was decided by calls to
    1-800-420-4MTV. And by May of 1998, the number was
    appearing in so many ads (eg Copenhagen 5/14/98 Rolling Stone
    p54, Corvette p55 5/98 Car & Driver) that its presence is
    presumed to be intentional. Many songs are around 4 minutes 20
    seconds long (since many songs fall between 2:30 and 5:30),
    including for example Pink Floyd's "A Great Day for Freedom" (on
    The Division Bell, 1994), the Foo Fighters' "My Hero", and
    "Smokin'" from Boston's first album. "There have also been some
    420 references on The Simpsons. In the re-run episode aired on
    April 20th, 1999 at a special time (probably in honor of those
    college students staying in the holiday spirit ;-), Homer mentions to
    Flanders that Barney's birthday is April 20th. Also, the jackpot sign
    in one part of the casino says $420,000. There are a couple less
    concrete ones, but these two have to be legit, especially since they
    decided to air THAT particular episode on 4/20/99." (Submitted by
    Matt Meehan 4/21/99) And (as of Fall '99) the 60 free minutes that
    Working Assets Long Distance offers, at the 7 cents per minute
    rate, is $4.20 free. There's even a band named 420, and another
    names . In the first fifteen pages of Karel Capek's novel War with
    the Newts, a man diving under wonder stayed down for four
    minutes and twenty seconds. Grant Garstka 1/6/00 At the
    suggested retail price ($3.96) and Michigan (6%) sales tax, a deck
    of Uno cards costs $4.20. Nic Boris 4:20 marks the first downbeat
    of the drums in Led Zeppelin's epic "Stairway to Heaven." (Dan
    Harris) The bill authorizing force after the World Trade Center
    attacks of 9/11/01 passed 420 to 1, and news reports in following
    months noted many times that there are (or were then, anyway) 420
    airports in the U.S. Allan Morris And don't forget that Adolf Hitler
    was born on April 20, macabely "celebrated" (or at least
    referenced) via the Columbine High School shootings.

    Phish-related Occurances

    Whatever the origin, the number appears frequently... For the
    summer 1997 tour, TicketMaster service charges were $4.20. In
    the Fall 1997 Doniac Schvice Dry Goods section, a limited edition
    Pollack poster printed on 100% hemp is order number 420P. The
    Great Went was 420 miles from Boston (former home of Phish).
    The official logo includes 4 gills and 20 bubbles ("Gringo"
    11/12/98). As of 6/15/97, including covers and originals, Phish
    had performed a total of 420 songs (thought its 486 by 4/24/98).
    (David Steinberg). Lawnboy is 420megs of memory. Patrick
    Walker Phish's The Vibration of Life underlies a whirling loop
    with Seven Beats per second (which makes 420 beats per minute.)
    Trey has used the altered line "woke up at 4:20" in "Makisupa
    Policeman", which also often indirectly celebrates 420ing, e.g. by
    mention of goo balls. One of the funniest shirts around takes light
    jabs at both the 4:20 phenomenon and the rumored evolution
    (collapse?) of the Phish.Net (especially rec.music.phish) from
    being Gamehendge to Flamehendge, and beyond. The first day of
    the Great Went started at 4:20 (with Makisupa Policeman. (The
    second day started late, at 4:37.) Noah Cole The first single from
    Slip Stitch and Pass was played on WBCN 10/14/97 at 4:20 pm.
    An uproar at 12/31/96 can be heard on tape during the 2001, in
    response to an enormous digital clock (which was counting down
    to midnight) reaching 11:55:40 and reading "-4:20". (Yoda)
    During the 9-12-00 2001, Trey hits the first riff right at 4:20 into
    the intro jam. (Cal 2/25/01) Some mail order tickets for the 1997
    New Year's run were in section 420. The first Mass Pike toll
    leaving Oswego was $4.20. (Camille Heath ) And the standard
    shipping for The Phish Companion through Amazon was
    originally $4.20.

    420 Shows: Phish performed on April 20 in 1989, 1990, 1991,
    1993, and 1994. The first day of the Great Went started at 4:20,
    although that was called a soundcheck by Trey after three songs.
    The Jazzfest Harry Hood 4-26-96 started at about 4:20 reported by
    Trevor. At Big Cypress, "David Bowie" was playing at 4:20 a.m.
    And the one event during the "hiatus" (10/8/00 - ?) featuring all
    four members - for Jason Colton's wedding - was 12/1/01, 420
    from: http://www.phish.net/faq/n420.html:

  47. All three elements... by SeaCrazy · · Score: 1
    Mr Gates said this "would undermine all three elements of Microsoft's success,


    All three!?... uhmmm lets see..

    1) embrace
    2) extend
    3) extinguish

    ???

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  48. The Six-Million-Dollar Operating System by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

    He told the US district judge, Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, that the remedies demanded by nine states would set Microsoft's Windows operating system back 10 years.

    All jokes about this putting the state-of-the-
    Windoze-art back to 1962 aside, this is not
    necessarily a bad thing. Microsoft has become rather
    complacent with its position as "leader". That
    complacency has led to some truly shoddy products.

    I say knock them back a few pegs, they've got the
    engineers, they have the technology, they can
    rebuild it


    Make 'em earn thier keep instead of sitting around
    cashing in on a pretty house built on a termite-
    infested foundation.

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  49. Gates calls Win95 an application by LunarOne · · Score: 1
    Note what Billy boy says in an AP article :

    "I know that Microsoft could not have developed Windows 95, one of the most successful software programs in history, if (the requirement) had been in effect in the early 1990s,'' Gates said."

    Yes, Windows 95 was a DOS application, not an OS.

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  50. The states should question Gates over CIFS license by Andy+Tai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gates claims today Microsoft's efforts to open its APIs and protocols to developers, so they can develop programs that interoperate with Windows, are enough.

    Then the nine states should question Gates over the recently publicized CIFS license incident, asking him why are GPL developers excluded?

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  51. Gateway: OS Maker?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the Yahoo story:
    Gates named five companies that have helped the states' suit and that he said could create such clones: AOL Time Warner, Sun, Gateway, Novell and Oracle.

    Kuney questioned Gates' reference to Gateway, a company that builds computers, as a viable operating system maker.

    "They're one of the people who would change Windows ... if they had the ability to do so," Gates said.

    What a goof.
    1. Re:Gateway: OS Maker?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kuney questioned Gates' reference to Gateway, a company that builds computers, as a viable operating system maker.
      "They're one of the people who would change Windows ... if they had the ability to do so," Gates said."

      Yeah, Gateway is all over customizing Linux, aren't they? He's just pissed cuz they got his name. He wants royalties.

  52. Biggest Threat to Unix by Hnice · · Score: 3, Funny

    If MS Server products are indeed the biggest threat to high-priced Unix provider alternatives, boy oh boy, Sun must be shaking in their boots!

    You know what would be even worse for guys selling Unix systems would be if there was a completely free, readily available posix-compliant operating system that would run on PC hardware! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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  53. Do the Crime, do the time by AZPhysics · · Score: 1
    MS flaunted the law and their agreement with the DOJ. It is humorous to hear their whines. Why should the nation subsidize their business plan? It's their job to come up with a workable plan instead of whining about how their present one doesn't work. They had the chance to split the company and generate huge amounts of money, ala Standard Oil, while keeping the DOJ off its back. No sense in complaining now.



    What also gets me is the spineless computer industry. Just about everyone went along with MS instead of looking for other solutions. As a result, all of them have gone out of business for the most part. Corel got on board too late. Instead of building a Java version of WordPerfect, they could have been promoting alternative platforms. Computing manufacturers could have joined together to reject the MS per-processor licensing. Novell and IBM could have subsidized DRDos or OS2 in similar ways to help them get market acceptance. MS has benefited hugely from the blunders of proprietary software developers.



    Fortunately, we have another few days with BillG on the stand. This time, his PR flacks can't write his talks or moderate the questions. Regardless of the result of the trial, he will take a big hit through exposure.

    1. Re:Do the Crime, do the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'd like to see him go to jail like Baretta.

  54. i seriously hope no one fell for this... by bilbobuggins · · Score: 1

    In the summary it mentions he tries to use the fear of reduced market competition as a reason not to hurt Microsoft, b/c then they wouldn't be able to fight AOL etc.
    Essentially he's using the fear of creating a monopoly to preserve... a monopoly!
    He also seems to mention that it's important we threaten the Unix market w/ hordes of cheap windows boxes (also to promote competition), yet AFAIK the Unix market has some of the healthiest competition of any industry out there.
    Pure blatant FUD, I seriously hope no one in the court room fell for this...

  55. That he's gotten it this right is a miracle! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2
    There is no clear dividing line between where a particular block of "middleware" ends and the rest of the operating system begins

    You just have to wonder what kind of moron would come up with something like this. No wonder Windows has trailed the Unix word when it comes to stability.


    I'll admit that win2k is a decent piece of software. It does what it should do, fairly cleanly and it's pretty stable too. However, this is only a recent development after Microsoft realized that they were threatened from below by the OSS movement.


    Microsoft has a long history of doing its best work (IE3&4 were quite good from a user point of view) when it is in a direct competitive situation. It is clearly in our best interest that they are forced to compete.

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  56. Re:PDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you troll. That was the most obnoxious thing I have ever heard.

    Eat a fat goatse.

  57. Re: Why Bother by SCHecklerX · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My non-technical g/f and her two children use linux. Why? Because it was pre-installed on the machine I built for them.

    People use, and figure out how to use, what comes with their computer. What needs to change is M$'s ability to strongarm companies into putting that shit on every system they ship and penalizing them if the don't.

  58. Like They Have a Choice? by sweatyboatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with your scenario is that Microsoft is not giving people a choice. If you buy a computer from Dell, Compaq, etc. you pretty much have to buy Windows because that's the way MS's licensing practices work.

    MS has forced all other players out of the game. Perhaps its because of their superior products, but many believe that it's their strong-arming OEMs and the abuse of monopoly power that keeps them on top. In any case, Microsoft doesn't offer a roll-your-own prodcut and since MS punishes OEMs for selling non-MS OSes, it's practically impossible for other OS companies to compete.

    There's no choice, so there's no way to know what people would prefer. But certainly one could imagine that if Dell can bundle disparate hardware components, they could just as easily bundle software for their users. And I could happily buy just the products I want for my machine one at a time, the same thing I do with hardware when I need a new computer.

    The hardware PC business is actually a perfect example of why your argument is fecescious. There are companies out there who sell pre-built PCs that come in one-of-three standard flavors. There are companies out there that sell custom-built PCs which allow the customer more flexibility. And ther are companies which sell just the components. All these companies co-exist and everyone who buys computers can get what they want.

    Sweat

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    1. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The problem with your scenario is that Microsoft is not giving people a choice. If you buy a computer from Dell, Compaq, etc. you pretty much have to buy Windows because that's the way MS's licensing practices work.

      The solution is not to make microsoft sell a stripped version of windows. The solution is to make microsoft change their licensing practices to allow manufacturers to bundle whatever else they want with the OS.

      Were you trying to be clever when you said "fecescious" or do you just need a dictionary?

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    2. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...a perfect example of why your argument is fecescious...

      Maybe you mean 'facetious', which is an actual word, and is not in any way derived from 'feces'.

    3. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by cscx · · Score: 1

      The problem with your scenario is that Microsoft is not giving people a choice. If you buy a computer from Dell, Compaq, etc. you pretty much have to buy Windows because that's the way MS's licensing practices work.

      Riiiight. Look at the flipside. People who DON'T want Windows will probably be building their own computers (excluding laptops). Remember, for Dell, etc. to allow Linux, etc. on their list, those companies also have to support it, too. That means more training for the techs, and more loss for Dell, et. al. Not to mention that it won't sell well cause what does everyone and their grandma want? Windows. Enough about "MS licensing practices," will someone just freakin' admit that it's economically feasible to do what they do now?!?

      MS has forced all other players out of the game. Perhaps its because of their superior products...

      If this were indeed true as you state, what is exactly wrong with that? What, GM can't build superior cars nowadays? They have to make sure that Ford has an equal or better share of the business? Of course not!

    4. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by sweatyboatman · · Score: 2

      oddly the word I meant to use was fatuous... wires crossed, brain farted.

      You have a good point, making MS change it's OEM licensing structure would solve the problem.

      Unfortunately for MS, we've long since passed the "solution" stage. Now we're in the punishment phase. Making MS produce a stripped down "Core Windows" is a punishment. Not much of a punishment, but it is something.

      It's not a question of whether MS can correct its behavior; it's been shown that MS can't regulate its own behavior. And they show only scorn for the rules of the system under which they've prospered. They need a spanking.

      I don't know if that's the way the states are justifying it, but that's the way I feel about it.

      Sweat

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    5. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by corey_lawson · · Score: 1

      If a "stripped" version of Windows will make PCs more expensive, what will happen then when Ralph Nader starts calling MS's bluff, asking why a software with less costs more (and it's arguably not a real product anyways!), while hardware costs have, what? dropped almost to silly levels, with the net effect that the SOFTWARE we buy actually has gotten more expensive (and, in real dollars paid, I think has anyways) relative to the total cost of the system? Where is the competition to keep Microsoft's costs in check so that their price to the consumer is kept low?

    6. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Do you realize how impossible that is? Whatever set of rules you come up with, MS will find a way around them while sticking to the letter of the agreement.

      Or heck, maybe just ignore it. Like anything is going to happen to them.

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    7. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Riiiight. Look at the flipside. People who DON'T want Windows will probably be building their own computers (excluding laptops). Remember, for Dell, etc. to allow Linux, etc. on their list, those companies also have to support it, too. That means more training for the techs, and more loss for Dell, et. al. Not to mention that it won't sell well cause what does everyone and their grandma want? Windows. Enough about "MS licensing practices," will someone just freakin' admit that it's economically feasible to do what they do now?!?

      If it was so economically feasible, then MS wouldn't have to strong-arm PC makers into selling their products this way. How about MS let Dell decide what's the most economical way to sell a PC, hmmm?

      "MS has forced all other players out of the game. Perhaps its because of their superior products..."
      If this were indeed true as you state, what is exactly wrong with that? What, GM can't build superior cars nowadays? They have to make sure that Ford has an equal or better share of the business? Of course not!


      First, you left off the end of his sentence : "...but many believe that it's their strong-arming OEMs and the abuse of monopoly power that keeps them on top."
      Second, GM doesn't hold a monopoly. And if they did, regardless of the quality for their products, it wouldn't be right (or legal) for them to use that power to force dealerships NOT to sell Fords. Let the consumer decide.

      Standard Oil may have made the best oil, but that didn't give them the right to control shipping rates for their competitors.

    8. Re:Like They Have a Choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone and his grandmas DOES NOT want Windows. They want 1. Cheap entry 2. Plentiful off-the shelf software 99.9% of which they'll never buy.

      For the consumer, there is just ONE alternative to a PC & it has a higher entry rate than cut-rate PCs which will drive her up the wall. That alternative is the Mac.

      Having recently taken the Macintosh plunge, it's unbelievable to me how scarce Mac software is even in a city like San Diego which at one time had a very strong Macintosh presense. Basically you go to the Apple Store or go online. CompUSA's selection is pathetic. Apple attempts to compensate with promotion of Mac (OS X) software at apple.com and a rich selection of bundled software (the iApps, AppleWorks, Mail, IE) which covers a *lot* of basic consumer need.

      Mac software is more expensive as well partly due to fewer sales and promos. Compare Photo-Paint. Compare Norton SystemWorks. You can find the PC app, or an alternative PC app (PaintShop Pro) for less than the Mac version. Rare is the bundled case of old where Mac & PC editions were in one box like PhotoShop Elements.

      The barrier to thriving competition on the OS level is and always will be apps. Microsoft's all but won the API war. Apple, for whatever reason, has elected to keep Cocoa/OpenStep monoplatform and drop the "Yellow Box" component. It's probably just as well. Users want apps that integrate into the user experience (however awful) of the OS it's on, not something like the bastard Mozilla or what Microsoft tried to do with Office on MacOS over 5 yrs ago.

      There's no point to having a Linux which just runs Win apps. The third way was OS/2 but IBM wasn't driven to make it the best consumer product (that showed in the places where the magnificent WorkPlace Shell wasn't polished after 2.0 despite various major releases) and was boxed in by Microsoft practices.

      IBM probably sold more copies of a 3rd-party, user-must-install-it, OS than any or maybe all of the others combined. They couldn't even buy developer's ports--and they certainly spread money around.

      OS/2 ISVs were mostly small shops which lacked UI experience and while the code quality was often excellent, the user experience needed serious help. IBM didn't appear to offer much assistance. There was never a real UI guide for OS/2, just the generic CUA books. Any of you open sourcers who think Linux is in any better shape are fools and probably pimple-faced, "get drunk, get laid" college students.

      Just like we were when we all believed we could help OS/2 compete head-to-head with Windows and maybe even WIN sustainable marketshare. The result were some damned fine programmers and others whose "peak" coding years were squandered on a then technologically superior product which had no real hope.

      Now Microsoft has swiped more and more bits of the CUA vision, more and more of the Taligent vision--and even has access to all the patents. I wonder after .NET, something of a swipe at the Taligent concept, who are they going to look to for innovation?

  59. Throttling MS would hardly destroy the "ecosystem" by elflet · · Score: 5, Informative
    Gates' testimony basically comes down to if we can't have everything, all we built will crumble to dust. That would make many /.-ers happy, but it's unlikely to happen.

    Look at Everett Rogers' work on the diffusion of innovations. Basically, once an innovation has been picked up by about 25% of the available market, network effects (people talking to each other) take over and adoption becomes virtually unstoppable. Just the use of MS Office gives Windows a thoroughly entrenched position.

    Can MS be dislodged? Let's say that the various *NIX factions get organized enough to make a serious run at displacing MS Windows. Rogers lists 5 conditions that are required for an innovation to be successful, and they place alternate operating systems at a disadvantage (definitions from Rogers' site, italicized comments mine):

    1. Relative advantage: the degree to which an innovation is perceived as better than the idea it supersedes. Unless an alternative can show a substantial increase in uptime, a far more attractive UI, and seamless installation, it won't play in the mass market.
    2. Compatibility: the degree to which an innovation is perceived as being consistent with existing values, past experiences, and needs of potential adopters. It has to run MS Office and whatever motley collection of apps people have gathered over the years.
    3. Complexity: the degree to which an innovation is perceived as difficult to understand and use. Self-explanatory.
    4. Trialability: the degree to which an innovation may be experimented with on a limited basis. OK, Windows fails this too -- but people don't even know there's an alternative to be tried. Where's the *NIX equivalent of AOL's "1000 free hours" preview?
    5. Observability: the degree to which the results of an innovation are visible to others. If you adopt *NIX, how will this improve your life in ways that are clearly visible to others, including (and especially) non-techies?

    So, anyone want to make Gates' nightmares come true?

  60. Bill speaks the truth! by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 1

    From the executive summary:
    Microsoft today is investing heavily in XML Web Services, a next-generation computing platform that holds the potential to unleash new waives of productivity gains in the economy.

    Couldn't've said it better myself. :-)

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  61. Blind? Ignorant? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You do realize that it seems silly to talk about Linux when OS X has answered most of those questions already?
    Attitude: The consumer n00b is your customer
    Destkop usability: Aqua, Dock, etc
    Installation process: Okay, it's a *bit* hairy, but mostly a lot better than Linux

    THINGS change. Lots of 'normal' users choose Mac; that's why Macs are still here, 18 years after they're supposed death, and counting.

    1. Re:Blind? Ignorant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MacOS may have answered the question but not the one you think it did. Usabilty was never the #1 consideration. It was possiblites and price. Bill Gates and the developers he quickly held hostage put the platform and applications on the shelf could run applications Apples could not. Everyone understood that you could do more on a PC for less money and 9 out of 10 went for the PC. So the question that Apple answered was that people wanted to do more at an affordable price and if they had to suffer with a few usability problems they would, did and still do.So in some respects Apple was in the catagory of imposible and in that case so much for usability.

    2. Re:Blind? Ignorant? by Mr_DataWolf · · Score: 1

      18 YEARSS? 1984? Surly you jest. So in your estimation right as the Apple name RULED the class room it was called Dead? As for "Lots of 'normal' users choose Mac..." So the MAJORITY of users are 'abnormal'? Otherwise "lots" of normal users DON'T use Mac or Linux. 5% is not alot... it's a nickle on a dollar... that's a joke.. please do a little more research before ranting.

  62. Dear Bill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...it will cripple Microsoft..."

    Its supposed to you dumbass, if it allowed you to maintain your monopoly there wouldn't be much of a point in all of this now would there...

    So 70% of users will use MSOffice and IE instead of 95%...get over it...

    Reminds me of the music industry, they get all pissy when they can't control 95-100% of an industry...sigh

  63. Do we have it all wrong? by oGMo · · Score: 2

    Hmm. It occured to me that maybe we are misinterpreting the fight that MS is putting up. They keep whining about the crippling effect the relatively benign settlement would bring about. They keep telling us how it'll hurt them, so badly, and please don't do this.

    To me this seems like a great way to avoid a proper, harsh remedy. (Many others have suggested far better remedies that would cause much more pain and be much more appropriate; I don't need to go into those here.) If they yell it loud enough and long enough, maybe people will believe this is a harsh remedy, and apply it, because after all, MS does deserve punishment, and why not use this one, since it's pretty harsh, after all MS said so?

    Food for thought.

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    1. Re:Do we have it all wrong? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      You mean the "Uncle Remus" defense?

      "Please don't throw me in that briar patch over there!"

      Interesting idea.

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  64. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. by sluggie · · Score: 1

    Yes, please think. Really, try to start to THINK!

    Get all the biased thoughts, now matter how they are biased, out of your mind, look at the situation as a whole, from an upper point of view.

    In court Bill Gates said that he would have to cancel the entire Windows product palette if he has to meet the discussed requirements. (source: http://futurezone.orf.at, use fish)

    Now, think about Windows not existing.

    First: What would the broad mass do? What would Mr/Mrs NormalUser do? would he/she install Linux? No. They would just drop out, or(this leads to the second point):

    Second: People would use another OS.
    Which one?
    Well, it should be easy to install, easy to configure, have a nice webbrowser, a nice email client, and some kind of word processor.
    Now, RedHat or Suse Linux come to my mind, but hey, who just bought RedHat? Hmm and why does Suse get more expensive as the version number advances?
    Five years later the situation would be the same as before, now with Linux in place instead of Microsoft.
    And I'm afraid the GPL won't help us here, because as Microsoft is free to deliver Windows with the IE, as free is DistributorX to distribute OSBLah with Browserl33t.

    Would he get sued?

    Why don't we just let everybody do his/her thing? Let's co-exist, it can't be that hard.

    For me, opensource should include free mind, for everybody.

    1. Re:SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. by deepfoo · · Score: 1

      Sure, he peronsally would shit-can a 350 billion dollar company 'cause he doesn't want to do some tinkering. Uh-huh. This is like when he said nopt shipping Windows '98 on time would destory the US economy. Right Bill, uh-huh.

    2. Re:SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. by sluggie · · Score: 2

      Hmm... This is not about some tinkering. It's about taking apart things that were together for more than 4 years, making it completely modular on a kernel level, taking out vital parts, let others reunite them and take the risk of producing a completely torn apart system.

      So what's better? Let the less profitable Home applications die and focus on server business or have some dudes screwing with the work of your life? what would you do if you were billy boy?

    3. Re:SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why don't we just let everybody do his/her thing? Let's co-exist, it can't be that hard."

      Because Bill says co-existence is a Bad Thing. Windows is a Good Thing. All other Things are Bad Things.

      We didn't start this fight. We just wrote a fucking operating system that Bill is trying to make illegal.

  65. The Tragedy of the Commons? by RAVasquez · · Score: 2
    From Gates' testimony:
    272. Over the long-term, modifications to Windows by individual OEMs acting in their short-term self interest would present a classic tragedy of the commons problem. Just as a lake that is fished too heavily soon will support no one, the PC ecosystem as a whole will suffer if the stability and consistency of Windows is not maintained, for the reasons I discussed above. When PCs become less reliable because the quality of Windows has been compromised, when consumers must undergo retraining to operate different brands of PCs because of differences in their user interfaces, when applications written for one version of Windows will not run on another version, the entire PC ecosystem will suffer.

    How many game theorists out there are gnashing their teeth because of this blatant misstating of the "tragedy of the commons" problem?
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    1. Re:The Tragedy of the Commons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ". . . because the quality of Windows has been compromised, . . ."

      Hah. Snort. (Damn. Coke all over my keyboard again.)

  66. Who gives a fuck? by destiney · · Score: 1


    Who cares? Microsoft will destroy themselves, given enough time. Free software is still cheaper than not free software, not to mention security. ... and don't give me any shit about "ease of use", I deal with clueless windows users on a daily basis. What would be any different about my job if they were clueless Linux users? Not much... I'd still have to explain why caps lock being on all the time is bad.

    A couple of years back you would only hear the occasional "Yay! Someone is switching to Linux" story. I hear about it 2 and 3 times a week here lately. Banks, Schools, Aunt Sally, etc... I removed win98 and replaced it with the latest Mandrake on a friend's laptop just this weekend.

    Microsoft is just a phase society is going through, sorta like puberty. We'll grow out of it eventually... :)

  67. You've got a lot of issues with your post. by Jayde+Stargunner · · Score: 2

    "Forget about upgrading like they are currently doing and do a re-write.. making sure everything is secure and works right!"

    Umm...you haven't used Windows 2k/XP much, have you? XP, despite all the anti-MS /. rhetoric works like a charm, never crashes, supports just about every piece of hardware known to man, and, especially in the Home version which isn't IIS-capable at all, is very secure.

    Fact is, most of Microsoft's notable "mistakes" regarding security are not with the OS, but with products like Outlook and IIS. Those are not the same as the OS, and 2k/XP's user-based security model is perfectly fine. There have been very few OS-level exploits of 2k/XP.

    "Sure they say windows 2000 isn't on MS-DOS but really?
    So we see:
    Starting Windows |||||||||||||
    Instead of:
    Staring MS-DOS......"

    Are you for real? Text = MS-DOS now? Gee...give the user something to look at while it loads the graphics/display layer and it's suddenly MS-DOS. Wow.

    2k/XP are not built on DOS at all. DOS does not exist in either system. There is DOS-emulation, and a lookalike command prompt, but DOS is officialy dead.

    "There's no difference.. and while the stabilility has gotten better... it's not good or near linux."

    Whatever. My computer hasn't crashed with 2k/XP (I upgraded to XP after using 2k since release) more than 10 times in the last 2-3 years. Almost all of them were due to the Norton Antivirus issues with XP. (Which was Norton's fault, and they admitted it and later released a patch.) The only time I ever reboot is when installing software that requires me to reboot. The Win2K Servers I admin at work haven't crashed since install well over a year ago.

    "Active Directories.. don't even talk to me about that! They are confusing and complex! Novell is so much easier to use."

    Ooookay. Novell is easy to use. That's a good one.

    " Goodness Bill! Just startover.. don't try to release a new O/S every year! Take 2 or 3 and let's make this thing good. We don't need to upgrade and for goodnessgracious Bill, dump the XP 'simplification'"

    What you descibe sounds like XP without you "getting it." Don't like the simplification? Go back to "classic mode" skin. Yay.

    I'm not gonna say my opinion on the matter for fear of getting this corrective post modden into oblivion...but your post is so obviously flawed it was is desperate need of correction.

    -Jayde

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    1. Re:You've got a lot of issues with your post. by matth · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point.. "Reboot when software required it" Software should not require you to reboot.. that's just bad practice! And you say you crashed.. but it was Norton's fault... I don't care.. it STILL shouldn't have crashed!!! The program maybe.. the os NO! Nothing should take the O/S down... no program running on it should have that kind of power.. but yet your norton did. And when you install programs you need to reboot... once these problems are taken car eof well it will be good then...

    2. Re:You've got a lot of issues with your post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah sure, all operating system's i've had on my computers (Linux/Windows/FreeBSD) have crashed serveral times, mostly because of badly written software. I'd bet my Linux Box has crashed even more than the Win2k one.

    3. Re:You've got a lot of issues with your post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's @#$@#$ admins like you that make me wish MCSE's weren't required to get jobs. Linux is the best admit it and move on.

    4. Re:You've got a lot of issues with your post. by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of /windows/system32/config/system is missing or corrupt ?
      Don't try and tell me that XP is more stable. Go do a search on that string. Even Microsoft acknowldges that it is something of a problem. Security on Microsoft is laughable. Why is an antivirus even necessary on MS Windows?

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  68. At this point, it's all academic. by NetRanger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason Microsoft will not be disentrenched from the mainstream computer is precisely because that is exactly what most corporations fear the most. In their eyes, MS software has solved even basic corporate organizational problems (think Exchange). The fear of Microsoft picking up its toys and going home is exactly why you are seeing so much appeasement from their end.

    At this point, everything has been standardized, IT execs only know MS products, MS services, and IBM compatible computers. They've never known a world where you chose what computer systems had a available version of the software your company needed -- there is no longer such an issue. And they love Bill for that.

    Microsoft has developed a monopoly of the market precisely because it saw the needs of the big businesses and filled them as quickly as possible, and worried about quality later. It's unfortunate, but that's how the cookie crumbles.

    Has Microsoft really innovated? Of course not -- but that's beside point. The point is they took lots of great ideas, appropriated them, made it illegal for anyone else to appropriate them, and then packed all the most useful stuff into five or six packages which can all be ordered from one place. Game over.

    Unfortunately even the U.S. Government is seeing the failure of easy controls on the software market. By the time you put one control in place, the market has already changed. Frankly, if the breakup option is gone, then there is no remedy that will stop Microsoft from continuing to terrorize the software industry.

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    1. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by Rascalson · · Score: 1

      What IT rock have you been living under? MS has developed a MONOPOLY in G** D***ED F*****NG PC DESKTOP OS MARKET!!!! ahh, ok I feel better now. And they did it with dirty tricks, lies, and illegal monopolistic tactics. The only corporations that know to fear MS are the ones trying to compete with them, and the ones lying broken and bleeding, or dead from Microsoft's illegal monopolistic practices. If MS was smart they would hear that steamroller headed for them and do something right for a change. But I guess that most of the people in charge at MS are dumb that way, kind of like their apologists

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    2. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by nolife · · Score: 2

      IT execs only know MS products, MS services, and IBM compatible computers.

      If IT managers actually had to make a choice of what products to purchase and use, maybe there would not be so many clueless IT managers.

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    3. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by NetRanger · · Score: 1

      Your ranting aside, Microsoft would not have the monopoly it does with the PC market except for large corporations that buy volume licenses (not to mention support). Plus the major money from licenses are to be found in "Professional" and "Enterprise" versions of software.

      And this isn't even taking into account the government -- huge numbers of users that are absolutely forbidden to use anything everyone else doesn't use.

      The consumer market is just gravy on the meat. The big businesses and government contracts are the meat & potatoes of the MS lunch.

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    4. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by lurvdrum · · Score: 1

      Yes there is - a level playing field. I don't think anyone will gain anything from access to Microsoft source code. I'm not interested in it. The only thing that is needed is to enforce Microsoft's adherence to published standards. If MS are using a protocol or format that is not a published standard, then it must be published and formalised. APIs, document formats, the lot. They are welcome to keep their IP to themselves in the form of their particular implementation of these APIS and formats in the proprietary product known as "Windows", but they must not be allowed to control both the operating system AND the protocols at the same time. I think the nine states are really barking up the wrong tree. If the formats and protocols were open and fixed the market would naturally develop competitors to Windows over time; and surely that's the ultimate goal of the punishment phase of the trial? Windows would then stand or fall by its own merits.

    5. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      At this point, everything has been standardized, IT execs only know MS products, MS services, and IBM compatible computers. They've never known a world where you chose what computer systems had a available version of the software your company needed

      This sounds vaguely like some of the stuff that Neo says at the end of The Matrix.

    6. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by Rascalson · · Score: 1

      And what choice has any large company purchasing from a major manufacturer had for (can't tell its a trade secret)years? They may have a little more choice these days, but that was not by Microsoft's choosing and that would make it back the ways it was if they could And if you think MS Office (the real monopoly anchor point) got where it is because it was better than WordPerfect? Then I have a bridge and a huge software company headquarted in Redmond, WA I would like to sell you. Oh, and you might want to lay off whatever your smoking too.

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    7. Re:At this point, it's all academic. by sgtrock · · Score: 1
      "At this point, everything has been standardized, IT execs only know MS products, MS services, and IBM compatible computers. They've never known a world where you chose what computer systems had a available version of the software your company needed -- there is no longer such an issue. And they love Bill for that."


      An overgeneralization with less truth in it than you realize. I know several senior IT managers at my company who would LOVE to get out from under Microsoft. Two basic problems hold us back. First, a pure non-Microsoft environment is not possible at this point in time due to heavy dependency on dozens of existing legacy Win16 and Win32 apps bought by the business units, not us. Replacement of those apps frequently isn't possible because alternatives don't exist. Yes, I seriously mean that alternatives don't exist. We're talking about application markets measured in less than $10MM worldwide. You get one Mom and Pop shop sewing up one of these markets and milking it for 15 years. Until WINE can handle this messy stuff, we can't convert desktops.

      Second, converting over to anything else requires time, money, and people that are already heavily overcommitted on key infrastructure projects. At best, all we can do is pick and choose those applications and servers that are coming up for major upgrades. Yes, we're looking at OSS for those, but it takes time, fellas. We're not going to get there in the next two years. 5 years would be optimistic. 10 years? Who knows?
  69. Re: Why Bother by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1
    Why isn't this modded down? It's pretty flamebate-y.

    OS that runs on real people's computers

    So, I take it, Macintosh users are fake? They're made of cardboard or something? Or maybe they're just extremely productive mannequins (sp?).

    wannabe-crays that cost more than a new car

    Erm, what kind of car do you drive? An '87 Camry? I find it hard to believe that one can be educated enough (though with trolls, who knows) to post here and can't find a job that pays enough for a car that doesn't suck.

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  70. Lies, all lies! by NickRob · · Score: 1

    Gates nows you can add an API to a browser, and he's saying otherwise. He's a born liar. He says the Windows OS will be set back 10 years by a negative ruling... would that make it 17 years behind Mac OS X?

  71. Except this is his job by sweatyboatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is BG's job. Dealing with his companies crap. If he was on the stand because he witnessed a hit-and-run accident, then he'd be losing money. But right now, he's doing what he's paid to do, representing the needs and interests of his company.

    Evil needs. But needs none-the-less.

    Sweat

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    1. Re:Except this is his job by Jon+Howard · · Score: 2

      In that case, replace cost with earn in my post and it will still reflect my sentiments.

    2. Re:Except this is his job by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      If he was on the stand because he witnessed a hit-and-run accident, then he'd be losing money.

      Okay, my official new strategy is going to be to drive circles around Bill Gates, trying to run over people.

      And they said I never did anything for the open source community...

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    3. Re:Except this is his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is BG's job. Dealing with his companies crap. If he was on the stand because he witnessed a hit-and-run accident, then he'd be losing money. But right now, he's doing what he's paid to do, representing the needs and interests of his company.

      Evil needs. But needs none-the-less.


      You wouldn't know evil if it killed your children, your wife, and wiped out your entire family.

      Get a sense of perspective, fuckup.

    4. Re:Except this is his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evil needs. But needs none-the-less.

      *singing* Evil needs aren't met dirt cheap. Evil needs aren't met dirt cheap *singing*
    5. Re:Except this is his job by darkonc · · Score: 2
      You may be thinking of the well known '70s heavy metal song (damned if I can remember the artist!):

      Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!
      Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!

      When My friend Chris Rasmusen used to GM, we'd know we were about to get our collective butts thrashed when he put on that song (or even just started to hum it, with an evil shit-spitting grin).

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  72. Reducing competition in other markets? by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You gotta admire this guy's cojones, though. He argues that because of the states' remedy, "competition would be reduced not only in operating systems, but in other key product categories where Microsoft is the strongest challenger to incumbent leaders." Specifically, he mentions online services (AOL), handhelds (Palm), and game consoles (Sony).

    In other words, Microsoft will no longer be able to use its monopoly position in the OS market to heavy-handedly bash its way into new markets. And he spins it like this is a bad thing! Simply amazing.

    Come to think of it, what does he mean by "competition would be reduced not only in operating systems"? Is he arguing that the states' remedy will actually increase Microsoft's stranglehold on the OS market? If so, then maybe we need some more severe remedies. :-)

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    1. Re:Reducing competition in other markets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You gotta admire this guy's cojones, though."

      No, I don't. He's a narrow minded little pissant, who ripped off a true innovator (who REALLY wrote DOS), used his parent's money, know-how and influence (his mother was on who's board of director's. Uh, IBM. and they're both lawyers (that's not a dig against lawyers. Eben Moglen is a lawyer, and I like him. It's a comment on his parent's know-how) to create and maintain a monopoly. It's not cojones, it's money. And I do not admire anyone based on how much money they've been able to steal from or swindle from others.

    2. Re:Reducing competition in other markets? by kubrick · · Score: 2

      He's saying that they're not the dominant player in those other industries, and that penalties that affect their performance in (e.g.) game consoles for sins committed in the OS arena are unjust.

      (I'd argue that their ability to enter these other markets only developed because of their long and sustained abuse of monopoly power in the OS field, and thus crying about that is like a drug boss whining that the police have taken his car and house as well as all his money -- but then I've hated them since long before it was fashionable. :)

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  73. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She should leave you like the plague, kids and all, instead of putting up with your political GNU > MS bullcrap.

  74. Bubba by jeillah · · Score: 1

    I say leave the Microsoft company alone, they will destroy themselves soon enough. I say we throw Bill G, Steve B. and all the other exec's who actually broke the law in the slammer. Let Bill be Bubba's bitch for 20 to life!!!

  75. I know you are, but what am I? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yor a literit

  76. And we are to taken him seriously? by weave · · Score: 5, Insightful
    He claims that the state's remedies would set Windows back 10 years and freeze it there.

    Come on Bill, you throw out a wild claim like that that has no foundation in reality and it makes all of your other claims suspect.

    10 years ago, Windows 3.0 was out. The copy of Windows NT I got 5 years ago allowed me the option not to install IE and it ran fine without it.

    He's sounding like a spoiled whining brat.

    I guess he just can't tell the truth like "Yes, it'd be possible, but we'd have to spend about x amount of time and y amount of dollars to separate the page rendering code into a callable API to allow alternative browsers to link into it.

    I *do* see a benefit to having the OS render HTML in a window of an app I build, and you can do this quite easily with IE currently. Removing it would break apps that expect this to be there. That wouldn't be a good thing. Why doesn't he explain that point instead of throwing a temper tantrum like "If you make us do it, we'll never release another version of Windows ever again, nyah, nyah, how do you like that?"

    1. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ummm... What's the difference to an app making a RenderHTML( &window, &HTMLObject ) call whether the RenderHTML() implementation is in the OS or a DLL? In fact, in Windows, it is in a DLL even when it's in the OS, so the only thing that would change is which DLL it's in.

      Which is the point Gates doesn't want to admit to, because as soon as he does the whole "everything must be integrated into Windows or it won't work" argument explodes and his main method of fending off competitors evaporates.

    2. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by corey_lawson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, you wouldn't have to remove it, just document the exported API used by the MSHTML COM object, and write a COM interface for Gecko, etc. to use, and allow them to register in the Registry where IE usually does. If you can do it with .DOC, you should be able to do it with a call to GetHTMLService api call.

    3. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by sydb · · Score: 2

      I *do* see a benefit to having the OS render HTML in a window of an app I build, and you can do this quite easily with IE currently. Removing it would break apps that expect this to be there. That wouldn't be a good thing.

      So why doesn't he just let developers bundle the dll with their software if that's what they want to use? After all, if an application depends on a library function, that's the application vendor's concern, not the licensee of the operating system.

      They can make it a shared library, their installation routines can install the library if and only if it's the latest version, and if they want to bundle Gecko instead, why be Bill's guest.

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    4. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by weave · · Score: 2
      Thanks for stating this far clearer than I did. I did try to say the same thing by saying he'd have to break out that code and document the API so alternative browsers could plug into it.

      Just removing IE would break stuff, but there is no reason why other HTML rendering engines can't be plugged into its place.

      I regret I didn't voice my opinion clearer. Thanks for your followup.

    5. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      " Come on Bill, you throw out a wild claim like that that has no foundation in reality and it makes all of your other claims suspect."

      Acutally what he is doing is lying under oath. If you, I or Bill Clinton did it we would be tried for perjury. When Bill Gates does it no problem.

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    6. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      What's the difference to an app making a RenderHTML( &window, &HTMLObject ) call whether the RenderHTML() implementation is in the OS or a DLL?

      The difference is that thousands of existing applications are already calling it from its current location.

    7. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by TummyX · · Score: 1


      The copy of Windows NT I got 5 years ago allowed me the option not to install IE and it ran fine without it.


      yeah, and the copy of windows I installed 8 years ago ran fine without this "windows explorer" thing. why is it needed in windows xp? fuck that!

    8. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by Technician · · Score: 2

      10 years ago, Windows 3.0 was out. The copy of Windows NT I got 5 years ago allowed me the option not to install IE and it ran fine without it.
      And my copy of Windows 95 came without IE. (still in use by the way) If I wanted IE, I would have to install it from another CD. Many people forgot Windows 95 was released at first without IE. It was bundled later when they decided to knock the wind out of Netscape.

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    9. Re:And we are to taken him seriously? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

      I repeat the question. Bear in mind that the app doesn't have anything coded into it that says where that call is found. It just has an entry that says "I need to call RenderHTML()". The loader then locates the RenderHTML() function in the visible libraries and resolves the references to it. If it's in MSHTML.DLL or MOZHTML.DLL, the loader will still resolve it and the app won't know the difference. That's the whole point of modular programming and libraries and COM/COM+/etc.. It's what lets you upgrade from DirectX 6 to DirectX 8 without having to throw all your DirectX 6.x games away and buy new copies. If it works for DirectX, why wouldn't it work for IBrowser?

  77. No, there is no forced bundling in linux by bpb213 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In linux you can go and select EACH AND EVERY package you want or not. Nothing is forced on you. Dont want Konqueror? Fine, dont install it.

    I dont know about mac cause i dont have one.

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  78. t-shirts, get yr t-shirts by jeffehobbs · · Score: 1

    I'd stand outside and sell these.

    (Not in any way affiliated with the seller; I just love the shirt)

    ~jeff

  79. Here's how M$ will die by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They are locking themselves into their corner. Go back and look at how Unix and MSDOS started. Unix started on expensive time sharing machines, where self protection and security were necessary, multiuser and multitasking from the start. It also ran on different machines. MSDOS started on dinky machines where there was no concept of sharing the machine, thus no security, no multitasking. The hardware grew up to match Unix, whereas MSDOS never grew up to match the hardware.

    In spite of all the cruft they've grafted on Windows doesn't, and never will, have the flexibility of Unix.

    Plus they have branded themselves so much as the the king of the desktop that they have no other image.

    And plus they have branded themselves as terrible partners. Look at all the licensing suqablles, not just with auditing schools, but also doubling the licensing costs for business, other audit raids, and so on.

    Do you remember several years ago when the mobile phone companies banded together (Symbian?) precisely because they did not want M$ in their sandbox? Because they were afraid of M$ not playing nice.

    Same thing with TV set top box manufacturers. M$ spent a fortune just to get them to promise to look at their code, I think only one bit, and they later dropped it because M$ was so late.

    X-box disappoints. Pocket PC sales disappoint. They can't get out of their corner. .NET is a vague buzzword with no meat yet, and not many people fooled so far.

    In other words, M$ have painted themselves into a corner of their own choosing. If they were smart, they'd use the antitrust trial as an excuse to totally revamp their business, and go forward. But they are so arrogant and greedy and shortsighted that they are just using it to apply ever more coats of paint around their corner.

    At some point, I bet in 5 years or so, they will find themselves locked out of every market except the desktop, which will not only have become a amrginless commodity, but will also have been invaded successfully by Linux.

    That's how I think they will die. Time will tell :-)

    1. Re:Here's how M$ will die by kevinank · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Unix started on expensive time sharing machines, where self protection and security were necessary, multiuser and multitasking from the start. It also ran on different machines. MSDOS started on dinky machines where there was no concept of sharing the machine, thus no security, no multitasking. The hardware grew up to match Unix, whereas MSDOS never grew up to match the hardware.

      The proliferation of hardware MMUs was what allowed Unix to move to the desktop, which is surprising considering that when AT&T first split their research off of Multics, one of their main reasons for doing so was to avoid the high end hardware requirements of Multics such as MMUs.

      Initially Unix and DOS were much the same. Unix began as a single user operating system with no address space seperation, and no security (and all Unix flavors to this day can be booted in single user mode.) But you are right that while Unix grew to incorporate these features, DOS never did. These days I think that Microsoft is blind to the need for multiuser processing on a single box. Their adoption of the GUI is so complete that they can't imagine someone needing to adminstrate a headless box.

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    2. Re:Here's how M$ will die by malakai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NT solved the multiuser processing and
      Terminal Services solved the headless box problem.

      I think many people are so upset with MS about the practices that occured in the past, they are blind to the changes in NT/Win2k in the last 5 years. And MS has always catered to the Developers, and the developers (who develop those million of applications average Joe and Jane use in the office) are whats keeping Joe and Jane from jumping to Linux.

      People can make fun of VB and MS Access and VBA/Office developers all they want, but they pull in serious money and solve many business problems with relatively little code.

      .Net (if the vb/office developers can 'grasp' it) will only server to legitimize their work (when ported to it).

    3. Re:Here's how M$ will die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PocketPC sales are overtaking Palm sales. PocketPC sales do not disappoint.

    4. Re:Here's how M$ will die by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      Funny how Apple got it right with OS X?

      Apple who *invented* the graphical PC in the 80s with Lisa?

    5. Re:Here's how M$ will die by TummyX · · Score: 1


      These days I think that Microsoft is blind to the need for multiuser processing on a single box.


      When was the last time you used windows? 1995?

      Windows 2000 is a multiuser OS. It comes with terminal services which allows remote GUI logins. You can control pretty much all of the OS from the command line or by using scripts and WMI. Windows XP Professional includes fast user switching - the ability to log on (graphically) as another user without having to log out of the current user's session. It works f&*&ing well. Linux/X doesn't have this capability.


      Their adoption of the GUI is so complete that they can't imagine someone needing to adminstrate a headless box.


      One word to describe you: Ignorant.

      Who said you can't administrate a headless box using a GUI? I do it all the time - Terminal Services works great over a 56k connection. If I didn't have terminal services, I'd use the command prompt.

    6. Re:Here's how M$ will die by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      Not really, Xerox invented many of the original concepts in the 1970's. Apple popularised them.

      dave

    7. Re:Here's how M$ will die by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      I didn't say Apple invented the GUI concepts; I said the graphical PC, since before then you couldn't actually buy (to my knowledge) a Xerox PC with a mouse and graphical interface?

    8. Re:Here's how M$ will die by Kordau · · Score: 1

      Well... here's how they could've died...

      Gates : "24. When released in 1981, the IBM PC was available with a choice of three operating systems: CP/M-86, UCSD-P System and MS-DOS from Microsoft. Over time Microsoft's operating system became the most popular because we worked relentlessly to improve it, adding new features and other innovations to the platform <snip> and we helped developers to build applications for the operating system."

      So, back then it was okay to have a choice. Consumer choice allowed MS to prosper eventually because it was technically superior, and they got a chance to prove themselves.

      How would MS have felt if Digital told IBM they had to pay 3x the license fee if CP/M was not offered as the default (or exclusive) operating system? Provided IBM caved in to Digital, where would Bill be now? He'd be a witness for the prosecution against Digital.

      I wonder how often Bill thinks about the startups he's crushed like bugs before they were allowed to offer their alternative. MS could have been a "crushed bug" back in '81... except they got treated fairly.

      What does ... "hypocrite" mean?

    9. Re:Here's how M$ will die by kevinank · · Score: 2
      One word to describe you: Ignorant.

      Possibly true. Certainly I wasn't aware of the WMI or Windows Script features added to Windows 2000; but then I neither administrate Windows boxes, nor was this information presented under the Win2k 'What's New'. I stand corrected, and am glad to see that Microsoft has finally added some useful features rather than just the glitzy ones.

      To answer your question, I've never really used Windows in any serious capacity at all. I have Win2k box on my desktop for getting at some of the corporate web sites that can't be accessed any other way, but mostly I avoid it. Personal preference.

      Fast user switching in XP Pro, eh? Let me see ; I can think of at least three ways of doing that on Linux. From the command line the 'su' command has been around ever since Unix became multi-user. Likewise the SGID and SUID bits in the filesystem allow programs to switch your identity to that of the program owner. In either case the X Window system can just as easily open a window as root, as it can from your original user. And if none of those satisfy you then Linux also supports virtual terminals. Log in once as yourself, once as root, and run two desktops under different virtual terminals switching between them with a CTRL-Alt-F7 or CTRL-Alt-F8.

      I guess it is my turn to describe you in one word now, but I'm not nearly so much of a boor. Thanks for the information regarding Windows though.

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  80. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    linux is logical... the problem is most people are not.

  81. blah blah blah by jokerboi · · Score: 0

    I read through all of Bill Gate$'$ testimony. Am I the only person here who sees M$ trying to become Nazi Germany? ^_-

    1. Re:blah blah blah by Sadfsdaf · · Score: 2

      Yes you are. None of us see Microsoft killing 6+ million civilians and invading and overthrowing foreign governments. Oh, and Godwin's Law.

    2. Re:blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say Hitler. He only said Nazi. Godwin's Rule suspended this occasion.

    3. Re:blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Godwin's Law prov.


      [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful.


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  82. Re: Why Bother by jgerman · · Score: 2
    I'd rather reply than mod you down, especially since I don't dis-agree with everything ;)


    However I will take offense at you comment about desktop usability. This complaint about Linux is a myth. Typically, when people say this what they really mean is "More like windows". Using Windows as the de-facto standard for desktop usability is not only unfair, it destroys the (small amount of IMHO) credibility that usability tests have in the first place.


    Taking people from Windows and seeing how they feel with Linux proves nothing. Of course they're more comfortable with Windows. They've allready been using it. If you want to do this right, have people who know nothing about computers, and have never used one sit down and figure it out. You won't get the same results I promise you that.


    I won't go off on it, but you also need to remember that there are a large number of desktops for Linux, which are tested, KDE? Gnome? Some of the older desktops? It matters. And someone who wants to prove that Windows is has a easier desktop could easily do so, just by their choice of Linux desktop- to compare to.

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  83. Taking windows back 10 years... by BrodieBruce · · Score: 1
    "...remedies demanded by nine states would set Microsoft's Windows operating system back 10 years."

    - Bill Gates commenting on the trial

    Oh yeah...here comes windows 3.1 again! I definitely see how the states' demands will send xp packing and have all microserfs back to 16-bit solitaire. :-)

  84. Re: Why Bother by Warped-Reality · · Score: 1

    yes, exactly... I personally think that OpenBeOS looks promising in this area

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  85. Re: Why Bother by garoush · · Score: 2

    It seems to me that if the States that are suing MS were NOT backed up by another greedy big corporation like AOL, Sun, etc. the Government would have had a much better chance at getting MS than it is now.

    If the public can bring a class action suit against MS and it is backed by the States as it is now, MS would not be able to stand the trial as it is doing now.

    The fact that AOL, Sun, Netscape, etc. have gotten so involved in this case, it makes the case questionable.

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  86. a thought by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how much smoke his hand gave off when it touched the Bible :D

    1. Re:a thought by jsse · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much smoke his hand gave off when it touched the Bible :D

      Capitalize the IT, for the respect of the Beast. :)

  87. Not "Install," but "Open with..." by HWheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that everything should be installed. But the first time I use my brand-spanking new computer or click on a new file type, I have to select one: IE, Navigator, Opera, or Mozilla. But if this application screws me around, I should be able to right-click or cmd-click and select a new default application that's already installed. This even means when a page doesn't display right in IE (or Netscape or Opera for HTML --or Photoshop or Paint .jpgs or .gifs), I can quickly select another application.

    1. Re:Not "Install," but "Open with..." by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      And people say windows is bloated enough to begin with! =D

      Only problem with this imo, is that "Joe User" will never find it. In my previos example OEMs could color "their" version however they'd like at install.

      Sure power users could still do their own install and do what they'd like, but power users are the vast minority of users these days (as any phone monkey can tell you)

    2. Re:Not "Install," but "Open with..." by cygnusx · · Score: 2

      From Windows 95 you've had the `Open With' option. Windows 2000 (and maybe WinME) improves on this with a menu that expands and shows a list of available apps exactly as you describe. RTFM, people!

      Btw, you're not alone. Scott Rosenberg wrote a completely stupid article on exactly this topic for Salon once. You can probably find the /. thread this resulted in.

    3. Re:Not "Install," but "Open with..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFM, people!

      Or, when in doubt, RCTFM (Right-Click the Fscking Mouse.)

    4. Re:Not "Install," but "Open with..." by maaleron · · Score: 1

      Don't you all already complain that Windows is bloated ? I can see this turning out real well for the computing world. Now not only do I have to put up with 15 text editors in a default install of Linux, but now I'll get everything and the kitchen sink next time I go back to Windows. Good thing 40 GB hard drives are cheap these days... I'll need on just to upgrade my OS.

  88. The Annotated Story by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp. Chairman Bill Gates (news - web sites) took the witness stand on Monday, telling a federal judge that antitrust sanctions sought by nine states would cripple Microsoft [slow down a monopoly juggernaut on its way to world domination] and set its Windows operating system back 10 years[leading to an operating system less inconvenient to used than the present on], to the detriment of consumers [we'll have to jack up the prices to make up for lost 'Microsoft Tax' revenues] and the computer industry [That part of it that isn't already dead from declining markets, consolidation and predatory practices of monopolists].

    Appearing in person for the first time [second time actually, first time he behaved like an ass which probably has a lot to do with the fix he's in now] in Microsoft's four-year antitrust battle, Gates warned U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly of dire consequences["If you don't play according to my rules, I'll take my ball and go straight home"] if the judge accepts suggestions that include a version of Windows that can be customized by computer makers and rival software designers [Which, heaven forbid, would lead to some real innovation, not just that dictated from Redmond] .

    Gates said the nine states threaten Windows' existence as a stable platform[Watch out for perjury, Bill] that allows a wide range of computer hardware [PC's, soon to be phased out Alpha's and the odd multi processor system] and software [Mostly theirs] to work together, and would deny Microsoft the incentive[Huge profits only realized by monopolies and other criminal activity] to make continual improvements [Rather than make it secure, stable and open].

    "The (states' ideas) would undermine all three elements of Microsoft's success [Getting rich, richer, richer still], causing great damage to Microsoft [Excluding the damage they do to others and themselves], other companies [Partners yet to be screwed] that build upon Microsoft's products [Which used to be made by other companies now out of business or holding less than 5% of the market], and the businesses and consumers that use PC software," the world's richest man [who gained much of his wealth from predatory and monoplistic practices] said in his 155-page written submission [Doubtlessly not composed in Word Perfect].

    Some legal analysts have said Gates' failure to take the stand at the original trial damaged the company's defense [No worse than heavy sighes, evasive answers, and contemptful attitued toward the court]. The Justice Department [Soon to be part of the Microsoft empire] (news - web sites), instead, showed unflattering portions of a videotaped pretrial interview in which Gates appeared uncooperative and quibbled over the meaning of common words.

    The nine states still pursuing the case have refused to sign on to a proposed settlement of the case reached between Microsoft and the Justice Department in November[Written by Microsoft, agreed to by DoJ].

    Appearing as Microsoft's seventh witness at the remedy hearings, Gates credited Microsoft's Windows monopoly with having helped to unite a fragmented personal computer industry[I.e. destroy all the fragments and the companies which were developing them]. "By reducing Windows to some undefined 'core operating system' the (states) would turn back the clock on Windows development by about ten years and effectively freeze it there," he said [Which would actually make it more accessable to consumers and business customers who don't want all the bundled and confusing bloat, thus pulling it out of the dark ages]

    Gates said the company's new .NET strategy for Internet-based services [And to kill Java and absorb 95% of that market, too, locking every user into running Windows proprietary software] would spark a new round of opportunities in the computer industry [Opportunities go bankrupt, to deal with more bugs, to be vulnerable to more security flaws, to spend huge bucks retraining or recruiting new staff, ...], contradicting some witnesses for the states who feared Microsoft would use its Windows monopoly to dominate this emerging technology [Which they would].

    The demands of the non-settling states are technically impossible, Gates said [And amazingly his nose didn't grow an inch or three]. And he dismissed the idea that Windows' could function properly with add-on features, known as "middleware," that were easily added and removed [i.e. we trust no-one but ourselves and we're basically barely any good at it ourselves].

    "There is no clear dividing line between where a particular block of "middleware" ends and the rest of the operating system begins," Gates said[Particularly because Microsoft violates their own API's whenever it will gain them an advantage, hence dirty software].

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:The Annotated Story by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      Gates appeared uncooperative and quibbled over the meaning of common words

      Gates, Clinton -- is this a common trait among men named "Bill"?

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      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  89. mod down for not toeing the party line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had moderator points, I'd mod you down for following your message with a manipulative statement aimed at getting yourself modded up. But I don't, so I'll just bitch: c'mon moderators, don't let people trick you with this silly ploy. Every time someone says "Oh, I'm so controversial! My opinions are so unique and unlike those of the masses! I just know those nasty moderators will mod me down!" they get sent right to the top of the page.

    At least you're posting as AC, but still.

    1. Re:mod down for not toeing the party line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you disagreeing with the fact that there are lots of people who are modded down because they don't say "Linux is good" I have seen cases and I fully expected to be modded down... But you are right, I should not have ended the comment like that.

    2. Re:mod down for not toeing the party line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're too pro-MS and anti-Linux in a single post, they "disappear."

      This has happened twice. I personally don't have much of a problem with it, because I'm bigger than that. But I do think it's kind of ironic that open source is supposed to be "open" and "for the people, by the people," yet in "their" community forum you get modded down for speaking an opposing opinion. OSS reeks more and more of communism every day.

  90. NOISE by cpeterso · · Score: 2

    Netscape, Oracle, Intel, Sun, and Everyone but Microsoft.

  91. I love SGs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had a server failure today....was it running Windows? No.

    It was an SG box running Irix 6.5 -- the last time it was powered down was 90 days ago, when it was legally required to be because of electrical maintenance.

    The power supply decided it was going to pack in, fair enough, it's a few years old now, running about 10 SCSI disks off it; in the same 90 days, we've had people with so many problems with their NT systems; funnily enough, the NT4 box on my desk has been perfect.

    So whatever happens, nobody comes out particularly shining. Just something to bear in mind when you want to bash either MS, or SGI, or Sun, or maybe even a quick dig at RedHat!

    parksie.

  92. Gates testifies in Antitrust Suit by zaius · · Score: 2

    Would that be a 2-piece or 3-piece suit? Stripes too?

  93. Go back, Jack. Do it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "He (Gates) told the US district judge, Colleen Kollar- Kotelly, that the remedies demanded by nine states would set Microsoft's Windows operating system back 10 years."

    Good. Then they can try to get it right this time.

  94. I love SGIs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phew, finally managed to post this sodding thing.....

    We had a server failure today....was it running Windows? No...

    It was an SG box running Irix 6.5 -- the last time it was powered down was 90 days ago, when it was legally required to be because of electrical maintenance.

    The power supply decided it was going to pack in, fair enough, it's a few years old now, running about 10 SCSI disks off it; in the same 90 days, we've had people with so many problems with their NT systems; funnily enough, the NT4 box on my desk has been perfect.

    So whatever happens, nobody comes out particularly shining. Just something to bear in mind when you want to bash either MS, or SGI, or Sun, or maybe even a quick dig at RedHat!

    parksie.

    1. Re:I love SGIs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do think, however, that in a discussion about software, a hardware problem is *kinda* irrelevent.

  95. if his testimony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is not an indication of an monopoly that I do not know what is

  96. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I am probably biased since I started off with Windows. I have never been able to put people who have not used any OS in front of Linux and told them to use it :( Another problem is that since 'almost' every computer manufacturer, software house etc assumes Windows, compatibility is a moving target (i.e. compatibility with people's documents etc etc) Do you agree with my other points though?

  97. Simple Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either do as the states ask or shutdown Microsoft.

    Now I know what your thinking... that is a fucking stupid statement, but think about it. If Microsoft does shutdown, many of the dists of Linux and Sun Staroffice produce would start to dominate, which IMO rates pretty close to 2nd for desktop productivity.

  98. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but fixing computers (not hardware, but software-wise) is much, MUCH more complex and difficult than fixing cars. Ergo, experts with computers have to be much more intelligent than experts in cars. It's usually easier to find and fix oil leak than memory leak.

  99. Re: Why Bother by lintel_user · · Score: 1

    Ok...some other field then. Medicine? I don't think a lot of doctors are very computer literate...but they're smart!

  100. My favorite section of Gates' testimony, so far by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2
    Customers would soon be faced with the prospect of finding and distinguishing among, for example, Corel WordPerfect for Compaq Windows, Corel WordPerfect for Dell Windows and Corel WordPerfect for Gateway Windows (and for Sun Windows and AOL Windows), each with varying capabilities reflecting the underlying capabilities of the version of Windows to which they were written. Software innovation would slow as ISVs devoted greater resources to (i) duplicating functionality that Windows might otherwise provide and (ii) testing many variations of their products to reflect variations in the underlying operating systems.

    Kind of like they have to with different versions of Windows today, right?

    Customers ARE faced with the prospect of finding and distinguishing among, for example, Windows 95, Windows 98 and Windows 2000 (and for Windows NT 3.51 and Windows 4.0 and Windows XP and Windows Me), each with varying capabilities reflecting the underlying capabilities of the version of Windows to which they were written. Software innovation HAS SLOWED as ISVs devote greater resources to (i) duplicating functionality that Windows might otherwise provide and (ii) testing many variations of their products to reflect variations in the underlying operating systems.

    What a jerk! He makes money off of doing what he says is bad for the industry! Doesn't anyone recognize this hypocrisy?

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    Education is the silver bullet.
    1. Re:My favorite section of Gates' testimony, so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you are not supposed to be win95/98/NT/etc. You are supposed to "upgrade" and give Bill more money. Then all of your problems will go away.

    2. Re:My favorite section of Gates' testimony, so far by jokerboi · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind though, that this is coming from a company whose only stable program is notepad... oh wait, I had that crash once. Statement retracted.

  101. Is it just me? by dimator · · Score: 2

    Is it just me, or is Melinda Gates a pretty hot broad? (exhibit A, exhibit B, exhibit C) Maybe I'm just horny...

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    1. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just you.

    2. Re:Is it just me? by mikefoley · · Score: 1

      You're horny...

      --
      What's my Karma Mr. Burns? "Excellent"
    3. Re:Is it just me? by kubrick · · Score: 2

      It's just you.

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      deus does not exist but if he does
    4. Re:Is it just me? by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 2

      I knew her vaguely when I was CS undergraduate at Duke in the 80's (her name was Melinda French then). I remember her as fairly nice, moderately pretty and relatively bland; but no, she's definitely not a hot broad. Not even close. Obviously, she can afford nicer clothes and a better hairdresser now, but there's only so much you can do, you know?

  102. ... or maybe just plain dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still see people wearing Hypercolor, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

    And it's "their" supposed death.

  103. The last paragraph... by erroneus · · Score: 2

    ...of the executive summary states it all.

    Microsoft intends to comply wherever it is both clear and feasable. Translation: Microsoft will claim the language is unclear at every possible instance and will claim that any exact language is impossible to comply with.

    How will the courts respond to that?

    Can the courts order the incorporation of 3rd party methods of making Windows "lite"? Can they order a 3rd party to rebuild the Windows platform and force Microsoft to accept and support it? Clearly Microsft is unwilling to do this job themselves, so can the courts order someone else to do it for them and require Microsft to accept the results of that work?

    If Microsoft will claim all language used to be either too vague or impossible, will the courts find Microsoft in contempt?

    So far, I haven't heard any "or else" alternatives. So far it's that Microsoft is expected to comply, but what happens when Microsoft says "I can't do it and you can't make me"?

  104. Bill's Sermon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is William H. Gates III. I am become vile. Is it nothing to
    you, all people, and behold from heaven. Mine eye runneth down with
    water, because the comforter that should relieve my soul is far from
    me: my children are gone into captivity because of affliction, and
    because of missing APIs. OEMs would have no rest.

    The NSPR would allow competitors to license and support old operating
    system products within six months of the iniquity of the operating
    system. The Windows Help took advantage of the city.

    A lot can happen over ten years for Microsoft to develop a version of
    UNIX and are choked with cares and riches and pleasures of this
    generation. And they came to pass, and to rise from the ten or more
    variations, with entire blocks of interdependent code removed
    altogether. Nor could we effectively diagnose and fix problems that
    may be needed in Windows, Microsoft's heavy investment in XML Web
    services, working through the cities and villages, teaching, and
    journeying toward Jerusalem. And when Herod saw Jesus, he cried and
    said, Ye know not a true industry Standard-Setting Body.

    And, behold, I bring you unto the Gentiles, and the rest of the tens
    of thousands of companies. We know that Microsoft would be more
    tolerable for Tyre and Sidon, which have been degraded (and they would
    modify themselves and distribute unto the people stood beholding. And
    the Pharisees began to utilize the same HTML component.

    And it came to Nazareth, where he entereth in. And ye shall not be
    found, quality will inevitably decline and interoperability will
    suffer. And all wept, and bewailed her: but he that is less prone to
    a film processor; (vii) obtain updates, such as AOL Time Warner. It
    does not appear to be baptized of him, and let not them that kill the
    body, what ye shall put on.

    Microsoft distributed nearly 500,000 copies of it depart out; and let
    it forth to husbandmen, and went aside privately into a certain
    creditor which had the potential to unleash new waves of productivity
    gains and empowering users.

  105. Argument about interoperability doesn't hold water by whoisjoe · · Score: 1

    Two of Mr. Gates's arguments make my ears perk up:

    1. Mr. Gates argues that M$ is responsible for unifying computer users by supplying a ubiquitous platform.
    2. He also argues that if they are not allowed to maintain their monopoly position, this interoperability goes away.

    While there is an element of truth in the first argument, the second is, quite simply, a load of bollocks. The advent of the web has brought us a long way. We now have commodity protocols (e.g., HTTP), document formats (HTML and, to a certain extent, PDF and PS).

    Basically, we have transcended the need for a unifying platform, because these commodities now allow us to share information.

    M$ talks about increasing interoperability, but all their efforts are aimed at controlling it (and stamping it out when it doesn't serve their cause--a good example of which is that every service pack breaks Samba in at least one way).

    If M$ were to lose its monopoly position, and consequently, the influence it currently enjoys, not only is there plenty of stuff (e.g., OpenOffice) out there to fill the void, but there would be sufficient incentive to create more such stuff.

  106. Re: Why Bother by CmdrTaco+(editor) · · Score: 1

    Benefits to owning an '87 Camry:
    1. Low cost (initial and maintenance)
    2. Good mileage (25-35 mpg average)
    3. Good for hotboxing
    4. If it gets stolen, no problem finding another one and stealing it

  107. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you want to do this right, have people who know nothing about computers, and have never used one sit down and figure it out. You won't get the same results I promise you that.

    I have tested your theory with computer illiterates and you're wrong. Windows is easier to use. Here are the problems that have not been solved by Linux in the "ease of use" area.

    • Fonts. The default font support in X is still based in the dark ages.
    • Horrible default menu structures. Linux Newbee's don't need icons in their "start" (gnome paw/K menu) pointing to programs like vi, python, xfontsel, and a myriad of other completely useless icons for Mom/Grandma.
    • Not enough "Wizards" / existing "Wizards" suck. Linux people hate "Wizards" and make of and dehumanize/demoralize "Windoze" "Lusers" for using such a lame program. Why not just fire up a shell prompt and modify /etc/init.d/network right? The fact is Mom/Grandma needs easy to use and easy to understand "Wizards".
    • Mom/Grandma wants to use what "everyone else is using" and doesn't care if Blackbox or Window Maker is faster than KDE. The fragmentation of available desktop software is overwhelming even for Experts. GTK programs don't look like QT/WINGS/MOTIF/Athena/Xaw ... Even after you setup KDE or Gnome or whatever, you can't just grab a copy of CoolApplication.exe from your brother and install it on your system.
    • Poor automatic updating. (If you respond with something like "apt-get upgrade" I'll laugh in your face. Mom/Grandma isn't going to start up a command prompt for anything. So get the command prompt out of your head.) Most Windows programs (that matter) check the web for updates and automatically install with one or two mouse clicks.


    Blah... I could add another hundred points to this list but frankly I don't feel like going on anymore.

    For all of those who are going to come up with a point-by-point put down of my bullet points, I've already prepared my response below.

    This response is based on the premise that someone's going to say what a bunch of wimps Windows users are and that if they would just step up to the plate and learn how to use a computer that everyone would be better off.

    My response: So I guess the average person should write their own Operating System in a programming language that they invented and compiled on a compiler that they designed. And all of this software is handled via computer parts they built from the raw materials that they dug up out of the Earth themsevles? Right? Because anything less would just make them a "Windoze Luser".

    Do you have a house? Did you go chop down the trees to get the lumber you needed to build it? It's the same argument you are trying to make against people who like Windows because it's simple. They don't have the same level of interest in computers as you do. They just want the crap to work. Why is it so hard for you Linux zealots to understand this basic concept? You are all the biggest bunch of whining hypocrits I've ever seen. You use devices every day that are simple to use and no one chastises you for it. Microwaves, Television, Automobiles, ... ok lets get more "third world" here so you don't accuse me of being a spoiled American. Clothes, Food, and shelter. Do you harvest your own food? Do you sew your own clothes?

    Why not leave it up to the individual to decide how much they want to get "into" something.

    Windows has it's place in this world because like it or not it's easier to use than anything else. And until someone else comes out with something that's just as easy or easier (and Linux isn't!), then Windows is going to continue to have it's place.

    Linux zealots want to bash someone for chosing Windows well I could just as easy bash them for taking the easy way out by using Linux. What kind of wimp uses an Operating System that someone else wrote? What kind of wimp uses a compter that someone else built? "I built my own computer". Bullcrap. You bought a bunch of parts that someone else built and you fit them together. Any 5 or 6 year old kid familiar with Legos could be taught to "build a computer".

    Judge not lest ye be judged yourself.

    Let me guess... after all this you're just going to say "I don't get it." Like you Linux zealots have some kind of supreme intellect that no other man can possibly understand your divine way of thinking. I do "get it". And so do most other people. The problem with Linux zealots is they fancy themselves as people of higher intelligence. But all they do is side-talk, back-talk, cross-talk and attempt to wow people with technical jargon and confusing looking screens to the point where most people who could give a crap less will just conceed that these Linux zealots know more than they do. And then this Linux zealot puffs out his chest and walks away like he's won some kind of battle of wits. Psh... hardly. The only thing they know is how to shovel one pile of dung on top of another.
  108. Re: Why Bother by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

    I'm curious.

    1) What Distro, if any?
    2) Gui? If so, which WM / Desktop env?
    3) Anything else unique?

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    -- Note: If you don't agree with me, don't bother replying. I won't read it.
  109. Here's the problem... by shatfield · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft continues to control the software industry, and is allowed to continue on their "our fair share is 100% of everything" path of destruction, there won't be enough jobs in the industry to continue with the growth that we've seen in the past 10 years.

    When Microsoft has "full reign", they will buy as many politicians as it takes to make Open Source and Linux a "European Thing" (and then it will end up being a "wasn't that something like Amiga?" thing), and work with the entertainment industry to make everybody's computer system a micro-payment paradise of pay to hear/pay to see media content. AOL will fall, as Microsoft will just add a message box that says something like "AOL software is incompatible with your system, please visit our MSN site".

    What the Judge needs to think about is that there isn't one company in the world that would create a consumer level operating system right now, as they would have absolutely no hope of ever being able to sell it. Apple doesn't count here, as they are "blessed" by Microsoft.

    This whole mess just makes me ill.

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    "To make a mistake is only human; to persist in a mistake is idiotic." Cicero
  110. Bootloader by AaronPSU79 · · Score: 1

    I know this is offtopic but why was Microsoft's OEM licensing controls regarding the bootloader never brought up in any of this antitrust business. Microsofts OEM licensing agreements are considered "trade secrets" and thus we can never know the exact wording of them but the basic gist of it is that any computer with windows installed on it cannot have any other os installed and be set to dual boot from the factory. If it weren't for this any computer manufacturer could add a linux partition to their windows machines for basically nothing, it would add value and give linux a foot in the door of the consumer market. I would love to hear Microsoft explain why they do this. To me it is akin to old navy selling me a shirt but saying I cant have clothes from any other manufacturer in my closet. Any other company would be laughed out of business, but if your a monopoly people don't have much choice but to comply now do they?

  111. "I have sinned." by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
    Cry and snivel all he wants, the government wants to give him a paddle on his ass for being a bad little boy and overstepping the bounds they lay out for him.

    Don't believe me? What happens to the government if Microsoft goes out of power. Chaos. Creation. Open Source dominance.

    And then how will the government force there to be software like Outlook that pokes deliberate security holes in programs so that the Feds can snoop on your computer?

    Is the government going to bribe U of Washington to put security holes in Pine? Ha! Right about the time George Lucas packages Ewok Meat for Episode 2.

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    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
  112. Re: Why Bother by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

    You're right, the AC's post is flamebait.
    He does have a point, however.
    Allow me to edit his comment so the underlying point is more apparent....

    Sort of, but we were thinking of an OS that runs on most people's computers, not just overpriced macs.

    That better?

  113. OEMs by sydb · · Score: 2

    OEMs, OEMs. Forced to bundle MS apps. Not gleffler, but OEMs.

    That's what it's about.

    I take it you know what an OEM is.

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    Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    1. Re:OEMs by gleffler · · Score: 1

      The 'forced bundling' argument is nonsense. You can't go to the store and BUY a copy of Windows Media Player or MSN Messenger or IE or anything that's supposedly 'bundled' with Windows. Therefore, there's no forced bundling -- MS just added some features to their OS.
      And yes, I do know what an OEM is. I also know that this post will get modded down for Trolling because I dare go aginst the Linux party line, so don't bother replying with more babble - there can be no bundling because the products supposedly being 'bundled' aren't separate things.
      /gleffler

    2. Re:OEMs by sydb · · Score: 2

      So if they start to bundle Office with Windows and leverage their power with OEMs to prevent them unbundling and installing some competitor to Office (if there are any viable ones left) that's fine.

      Because the Office suite is now part of the operating system.

      Yes that makes sense.

      Not.

      This has nothing to do with 'linux party line', this is the US government who has determined Microsoft to be a monopolistic business.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    3. Re:OEMs by gleffler · · Score: 1

      Read the argument, Lintroll... You can go buy office, therefore it's a separate product. You can not go buy IE or WMP or OE or any of the other 'bundled' stuff.

    4. Re:OEMs by sydb · · Score: 2

      Read my post you braindead mutant.

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
  114. Here's how M$ will -really- die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They won't. They're too permanently ingrained into the business world, not to mention consumer culture, to ever be removed at this point.

    Windows doesn't need to be more functional than UNIX or its derivatives, it just needs to work for the customers to whom it is intended. More often than not the "flexibility" that I hear most people talk about translates into being able to run a plethora of daemons on one's home machine, to show off just how "powerful" one's operating system is. I'm not trying to be insulting here, but flexibility is pretty objective. I'd personally call being able to pick up a CD with an operating system, and being able to install it -knowing- that there's an over 95% chance that it'll work on that system regardless of its hardware, flexibility.

    The people have branded them the kings of the desktop, not themselves. Most people "brand" Linux as being the king of the desktop, despite having a lesser share. Microsoft supports an image that it was given by public support -- Windows = desktop. In the end, the "king" of the desktop is the one that consumers choose.

    Terrible partners? Since when were they anyone's partners? They're a business, and they're looking out -for- their business. You may not like how they operate, but aside from the exceptions which have been proven in court, much of their business model is legal. And they're not close to dying because of it, either.

    X-Box disappoints? Pocket PC sales disappoint? Try backing that up with some figures, too. And some proof.

    Sure, they've painted themselves into a corner. A very profitable, successful corner that can't easily be thwarted, by the government or anyone else for that matter. The fact that they are -not- using the trial as an opportunity to alter their business strategy -proves- that their business strategy is sound -- otherwise they would have chosen your so-called, "smart" solution. And yes, they're greedy. No big surprise there.

    Will they be gone in five years? Hell no. Be realistic. Every other platform out there for the all important desktop market is still playing the catch-up game in the important categories; usability, hardware support, you name it. They're behind. I enjoy using most of the Linux distributions I've tried, but I think it's safe to say that, even 15 years later, there's -very- little chance that any Linux distribution is going to supplant Windows in -any- market. If you hadn't looked at the Netcraft figures lately, the amount of Windows-based webservers is on the rise. I don't know about the desktop, but it's not increasing at a rate that's going to sweep Microsoft out any time soon. The sad truth is that Linux hasn't successfully invaded any target market yet. Embedded applications? Nope. Consoles? The Indrema didn't even come out. Servers? There's plenty of Linux servers, but they still aren't beating Microsoft in the business sector yet. And the desktop? I think we both know the answer to that. Microsoft isn't going to die any time soon, and to think anything else is pointlessly idealistic.

    Not familiar with the phones part, but since you didn't back it up with much information I'll assume it isn't too important.

  115. MMU's aren't needed for Unix by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

    UNIX was on PC's and the desktop before MMU's were there. My first Unix was some IBM thing that ran on a PC-XT. MMU? Hah!

    It worked just fine.

    People overrate memory mapping for single user machines. It is a very good idea, but it simply is not necessary for a multitasking system.

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    The only good weather is bad weather.

    1. Re:MMU's aren't needed for Unix by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Not necessary, no, but it does help protect against programmer error. As an Amiga user (pre-emptive multitasking, no memory protection in the OS (because not all machines had MMUs)) I got to know the Guru Meditation error very well indeed :)

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      deus does not exist but if he does
  116. Doing what he has to do by dubstop · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates is just doing what he has to do. He's got a great big company, that's pulling in tons of money. Who, in his position, would turn around and say, "Gee, I'm sorry I was naughty. Here's all my cash, and I'll help you to stop me from doing it again." He's fighting to preserve the company that he built from nothing to become the most successful company in human history. He might not have always been fair, but it's pretty obvious that giving up without a fight isn't in his nature.

    I'm not usually an apologist for Microsoft. I hate their cr*ppy OS, and their generally sh*tty products. I use their products at work, but I also argue strenuously for using alternatives. At home, I won't touch their stuff. But, even so, some of these posts, with their exaggerated outrage, are a bit sickening.

    After all, is a headline of, "Bill Gates Defends Microsoft," so surprising?

  117. OEM mod's by JMZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever used one of those HP bundles with the special internet keyboard, the special edition of Windows 98 with the special drivers for the special CD writer? (short summary: they're awful) And a little jiggering around will teach you that you can never really de-HP the machine.

    Would it be a good thing if more OEM's did things like this? We could all have special pre-installed Bonzi buddies! Worked into the OS so they're impossible to remove for most people! YAY!

    Perhaps MS is doing consumers a service by preventing more OEM tinkering.

    Also, would MS charge less or more for a machine without Internet Explorer? More of course - MS wants people to have it.

    Note that I don't actually disagree with you - MS does screw people into one choice. I'm just saying that there's a good chance other companies would screw Average Joe just as bad as MS does.

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    1. Re:OEM mod's by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Dude people will get sick of crap like that like they got sick of talking cars in the 80's.

  118. Let's not call him Bill Gates any longer by software_non_olet · · Score: 1


    let's call him Bill innocent Gates. BiG sounds better than BG, isn't it?

    Ahem, of course on very, very rare circumstance - like when a meteorite lands on earth, and the ecosystem crumbles - small might be beautiful too. When did that happen the last time - Dinos against mammals? And the mammals won because their nervuous system was twenty times faster due to improved peripheral nerves and their need for food less because of their high, fixed body temperature.

    So after all coding free software creates smaller, faster adopting units. In case his wonderful ecosystem breaks down.

    Just in case ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ...

  119. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your car doesn't even turn over when you go to start it this morning. Not to worry, though - any old idiot can fix the problem, because cars are so simple, right? Yeah, sure, fuck off you lackwitted piece of egotistical shit.

  120. What is IE? by kindbud · · Score: 2
    From the BBC article:
    The term IE can be used in different contexts to mean different (kinds) of code... There is no known definition where it is clear you know (exactly) what somebody is talking about.

    Bill Gates


    Is this to be believed? Microsoft cannot tell what their own code does? That explains a lot, but is it really the truth? Somehow I don't think so.
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  121. Summary of Summary by kenneth_martens · · Score: 2

    Gates: Don't do this to us! The whole world depends on us. If you hurt us, you'll just hurt yourself.

    Unfortunately, that's not the issue here. Microsoft broke the law, and there must be a punishment. If that hurts everyone, so be it. Sometimes doing the right thing isn't easy; in this case it will most likely be extremely painful.

  122. XP user? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're proud of it?

  123. No punitive action for antitrust violators?? by kcbrown · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't know about you, but I think the way antitrust is handled is ridiculous.

    Corporations, which the Supreme Court has essentially declared to be legal entities with rights and everything, act like spoiled children because they have one and only one purpose: make money to the exclusion of all else.

    What's the best way to make money to the exclusion of all else? Become a monopoly and abuse it once you have it!

    If antitrust remedies don't include really stiff penalties, then every corporation out there is going to be very predictable and attempt to become a monopoly -- and once they do, they'll be even more predictable and abuse that monopoly. And why not? Abusing a monopoly doesn't cost them anything. The worst thing that happens is that they lose their monopoly status, right? But until that time, they bring in the cash hand over fist because of their abuse of their monopoly position.

    Abuse of a monopoly should be so horrendously expensive that corporations don't even think of doing it, because the consequences would be too devastating. Much better to play nice and profit reasonably from it than to play dirty and get smacked down hard for it, right? But with the rules as they are right now, corporations have every incentive to abuse their monopoly for as long as they're able, because doing so doesn't cost them anything.

    And that's gotta change.

    I mean, if individuals are punished under the law for breaking the law, then why aren't corporations? Why are corporations so special, anyway, that we have elevated them to the status of godhood?

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  124. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll tell you why she doesn't leave him. Cuz she is a single mom and as far as she is concerned he is just a meal ticket. Computer geeks serve as excellent human wallets for single moms cuz most geeks make a lot of money and don't get alot of sex, so they act as good ATM machines for single moms to leech off of. You really need to be careful. In the state of Washington and a few others, if you date a single mom and the child forms a "psycological bond" with you, you can be forced to pay child support even if it is not your kid. And even if you don't live in a state with laws like that, think about it this way: You already know her stance on abortion. If she gets knocked up with you what do you think she is going to do? She is going to take your ass to court and you will be paying child support for the next 18 fucking years.

  125. Re: Why Bother by tshak · · Score: 2

    you mean like Mac OS X?

    Exactly. Considering that it's only in it's "version 1" (kinda), think of where this OS can go - especially with support from the community (at the kernal level), with the commercial support from Apple (dev API's, GUI, etc.).

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  126. Of COURSE Windows will be crippled... by LennierBOFH · · Score: 1

    I mean, if they can't bundle all sorts of crap, and can't force people to use the OS, i'm guessing microsoft might actually have to *GASP* make the OS BETTER!

    OH MY GOD! FAIR COMPETITION! THAT WILL CRIPPLE US!

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  127. My rant... by netsharc · · Score: 1
    It's sort of wishful thinking that a lot of people who are fed up with Microsoft's tactics (Bug fix=upgrade=give them more money, BSA Gestapo Auditing) are going to switch to free software, because many of them are stuck with MS, for one reason or another. Switching and retraining is expensive and it seems business are only focusing on the short term, especially in these times where if they mess up in the short term they won't be around in the long term. But more and more people are fed up, I for one would never choose MS solution if I ever had the position to make a decision. It's obvious they have used their power to threaten and kill competitors (OEMs, BeOS, Netscape), but I wonder what breaking the OS up is going to achieve. Why the hell should MS really offer competitor's browsers/media player on its system. (On the topic of media player, Real Player is nothing compared to Windows Media Player, but WiMP is integrated.). A browser and a media player is quite a logical extension of an OS. What I really want to see is a move to stop Microsoft forcing OEMs to only have Windows pre-installed OSes. It seems to be the forgotten point. Fair enough, since BeOS, there hasn't been a competitor for a user friendly desktop on the x86 (Mac OS x86 maybe?), and OEMs will end up installing Windows anyway, at least for the moment.

    Rest assured, now it seems that Microsoft is killing itself, like the RIAA, by making enemies out of its customers. I wonder if they are going to change in the near future, especially with .net, which even offers compatibility with Mono. The .net API doesn't look bad, and from what I can see they are making it open. At first sight, it looks to me they are trying to bring about a new era to the world of computing, and while they are the developers, they will have the lead in implementation, which is probably what they are betting on. But by keeping the API open they are giving others some fair competition. They need other people to join their bandwagon lest it stops dead. But everybody has to be cautious about APIs that they keep for themselves.

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    1. Re:My rant... by killthiskid · · Score: 2

      Microsoft solutions...


      Sigh... I too have hated MS. My brother is the CIO of a billion dollar a year company. Him and I have had many a MS arguments... me against, and him for, in specific cases.


      One of his big MS loves has been SQL server. Since 7.0 he has loved it. They have over a billion rows in their accounting DB, and it has performed with out fail.


      Me: very recently, I used Oracle 8i. It was OK. Then our group decided to look for alternatives after Oracle decided to change its pricing schemes (which ment a lot more money for us). We reviewed SQL 2000, tried it, ran it through the ringer, and... loved it.


      I didn't want to like SQL server. But after having used Oracle, it was a god-send. Things that use to take days in oracle literaly took minutes in SQL server, esp. with DTS.


      So now I curse the day that MS made a good product that I like.


      I'm truly not an MS advocate. I've used VB on major projects and cursed the day. Not by choice but my management choice. (I quit, by the way).


      And now I've been using Win2k for a year, and I like it too... sure, there are issues, like the 'memory could not be read' thing I keep running into. But I can ACTUALLY go weeks without rebooting. That is amazing. And I consistently have 30+ windows open without an issue.


      XP, on the other hand, I am a bit scared of. We've run into issues, for example, Office XP won't use LDAP as a directory lookup source... it will only use Active Directory. That makes me and the other techs nervous, as it is a clear indication of the strangle hold MS is trying to put on us. It is a blantant non-use of an open protocol, which perfectly follows the embrace-and-extend method that has moved MS as far as they are.


      Well, I'll end it here... and rant for a rant, I say!

  128. FUD by tshak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    X-box disappoints. Pocket PC sales disappoint. They can't get out of their corner. .NET is a vague buzzword with no meat yet, and not many people fooled so far.


    The Xbox is awesome. True, the PS2 has a far superior game library, but it's also in it's second generation and second year of release, and wasn't released during a very poor point in the world economy.

    Pocket PC sales do not dissapoint. The last time I checked, they've been giving Palm a run for their money. Palm has been very static, while PocketPC 2002 is actually very slick.

    YOU may not understand .NET, but many developers do. Many non-religious, objective professionals claim that it's an incredible development platform (and some say that it's too bad that MS was the creator of it). Let's not forget many of the Fortune 100, Government, and small-medium sized business that have chosen .NET as their platform of choice for future projects.

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    1. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm..

      "The X-Box is awesome. True, the PS2 is better in every way, but that doesn't stop the X-Box from being awesome!"

      Been reading the Official Xbox Magazine lately, buddy?

    2. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that the XBox has a lot of benefits, one of them not being a huge game library. However, the XBox games look a lot better, a more fun in some cases (take 16 player Halo, try that with a PS2), and allow for fully custom soundtracks (by allowing you to rip tracks from CD's and create your own "mixes"). Let's not forget incredible audio (64 "3D channels" or 256 total audio channels) and full support for HDTV-1080i.

  129. Would cripple MS... by Hooya · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, yor 'onor...

    I'm an honorable businessman. I got dis business down in chicago. Wit dis money I make, I'm creating a loddof, watcha call it, jobs... yea, jobs. On toppadat, I also pay the state and da feds.. sometimes underda table. So in oder words, I'm generating a lot of revenue for da country. Wit dis Ness (or here for an update) mess, you got dis business set back some fiddy years. Do you really want to set us back 50 years and undo all the progress we made? The eco-system that we have created with our blood and sweat? People are working together day and night and the supply chain management is flawless. We have efficiency you don't see in any other industry. We also have the best dedication among any group of organized labor. They are ready to give their life for the good of da business. You want to dismantle us just because we rob banks and supply the alcohol that the consumer wants? Since when is it a crime to supply what the people want. This is what the consumer are telling us -- 'give us more alcohol'. The consumer also wants some redistribution of wealth so we bundled that together as well. We rob banks and give the money to the working class (as long as they're working for us.) People also wants protection. Why have the police as a seperate entity just to provide the protection. We bundled that together too -- just pay us the protection fee. So you see yo 'onor. We are just putting together dis package that the consumer wants. We bundle all these features together and give the consumer what they want. With everyting integreted into one big package, they just have one, how shall i say this, neighborhood representative to talk to for all their daily needs: booze, protection, etc..If you dismantle us we won't be able to function like one large organized business. It will take us years to rebuild this empire. Many more people will have to be killed in the process. Whadabbout all the 'little' people that drive trucks everynight to bring you the booze. In short, yor 'onor, we are one big happy family. We bring people what they want in one big package. It took us years to build this empire. Besides I just gave some money and R&D promise to provide for compition to Steve Jobs' Apple. Don't break us up.

    You dissappoint me fredo. (oops.. wrong movie) you dissappoint me yor 'onor.

    Sincerely,

    Bill Gates

    Seriously tho, the similarities about the business/empire and how they are evolving are scary. Bill Gates must be the digital gangsta'. He needs to get a wireless divice shooting bits and bytes all over the place disrupting standard protocol ala Kerberos. let's call it the 'tommy PDA'. wouldn't it be funny when you start hearing .. 'in the news.. Bill Gates is wanted by the feds for questioning for the drive by rebooting.'

  130. This is like my relatives by WillSeattle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    who were rumrunners on the Great Lakes - arguing against repealing prohibition.

    after all, it hurt the business ...

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  131. The answer about Linux is obvious by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nobody forces you to install anything that is bundled with a distro.

    If you sell computers with preinstalled Linux, nobody will tell you what to install on there. You can make your own distro and bundle whatever you like in there.

    And Linus will not punish oyu if you do not put Mozilla on every Linix computer.

    As i said in the title this should be obvious to you, but since you are an MS troll you may need some explaining.

    As far as apple is concerned there are two differences:
    - apple is not a monopoly
    - apple make their own hardware, and do their own preinstalls, so they are not using their market power to control other companies. They only "control" themselves.

  132. Godwins Law diverted by steveoc · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to see Bill Gates like Ariel Sharon, trying to build Microsoft like Zionist Israel ??

  133. Well, duh! :) by bpb213 · · Score: 1

    "the only ones hurt in this scenario is Microsoft"

    Take a look at that from Bill "Blinders ON" Gates perspective.

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  134. Linux lets you chose!! by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

    True, Linux distros come with a lot of other software, but it's a collection of products from OTHER Companies/groups. Contrast to windows, EVERYTHING IS MICROSOFT! Under Windows install, I do not have the option to deselect Internet Explorer, Outlook Express or Windows Media Player, but on Linux I can really choose what i want and don't want.

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  135. Yawn, ugly American alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing to see here, move along...

  136. F'd up Office HTML by option8 · · Score: 2

    ah! now i know why Office puts all that crap faux html into its "html" documents:

    In an echo of previous trials, where old emails were found which directly contradicted Microsoft employees' testimony, antitrust expert Steve Kuney introduced an internal memo.

    In it, Mr Gates told employees to stop working on ways of making sure that documents from the Office suite - Microsoft's "killer app" - were compatible with rival web browsers.

    "Allowing Office to be rendered very well by other people's browers is one of the most destructive things we can do to the company," he wrote.


  137. Make good the threat bill by bpb213 · · Score: 1

    Bill G has repeatedly stated how much the damned sky would fall if windows became open source. Well, i say fine, i want to see the sky fall. I challenge bill (damn, i hope some M$ employee reads /.) to go thru with the nine states suggestions. In fact, GO FARTHER. M$ is in a profit margin (it has to be). Completely pull of the market. If not disband M$, stop developing all M$ products. Gates view is that if M$ is forced to change, the comsumer is hurt. Fine, PROVE IT. In five years, if im hurting (bless you linus...) then youll be able to say "HAHAH - told you so!"

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  138. Re:theres a good explanation for this 163 page cra by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

    An excerpt form page 149:

    "As pertains to elements of collaboration with competitors on aspects of our critical intellectual property and future ability to innovate in an effective manner as described in section, 3d, I really doubt you're reading this anymore. As such is endangered by the dissenting states remedies in a clear attack on the healthy ecosystem of Judge Jackson being a moron, and furthermore how you aren't paying attention linux sux0rs healthy innovation competition intellectual property not make windows anymore... I'm just going to start typing "booger". Booger booger booger booger booger..."

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  139. BBC News 24 - Interview with MS Brad Smith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    BBC News 24 have an interview with Brad Smith, Microsoft's "Chief Councel" running on their "World Business Report" programme. It's quite amusing - some quotes:

    Brad: ... After all, there's probably nobody on the planet that knows more about the PC industry than Bill Gates..."

    BBC girl: It was interesting to see that on the issue of "middleware" ... Bill Gates said that it was "Technologically impossible" - I find that "interesting" given that this is one of the biggest software companies in the world, and he's known for his software "genius".

    short pause...

    Brad: ... the States' proposal would be impossible to comply with ... legal standard makes no sense, doesn't work in the real world ...

    Worth watching, he manages to keep a straight face dispite what he's saying :)

    For those that can get this quality channel, it's next on BBC news 24 at 01:30 GMT.

  140. If there were any truth in advertising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd be marketing Microsoft WindowsFU.

  141. You're Forgetting the Big One by krmt · · Score: 2

    What about cost? If the competition, in this case Linux, significantly undercuts the cost of MS and shows at least parity in all the other items you've listed, don't you think that would cause some incredible movement?

    Don't forget the value of the allmighty dollar. It's what got Microsoft where they are today, and it's why they're so scared of the GPL.

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    1. Re:You're Forgetting the Big One by elflet · · Score: 1
      Yes, reaching at least parity on all those points and substantially undercutting the cost of Windows could lead to quite a bit of adoption.

      But, MS Windows is "cheap to free" in the minds of most people -- bundled in with their new Intel boxes, or sold in OEM packages for around $100. Most people will count the learning curve for a new OS, the need to change applications, and possibly the download/install time as worth putting at least $100 in Microsoft's pocket to stay with something "familiar".

  142. Hello Tom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Leykis 101 is making it all the way to slashdot.

    1. Re:Hello Tom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe. Sure I was ripping off Tom, but he is absoltuly correct.

  143. what if...medieval attorneys? by Jon_Sy · · Score: 1

    Reading this makes me kind of ill...i keep substituting Attila the Hun or Alexander the Great's names for Gates'.

    "But, he united a fragmented empire!"

  144. WTF is Middleware? by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 1

    I think it's a BS term.

    "There is no clear dividing line between where a particular block of "middleware" ends and the rest of the operating system begins," Gates said.

    Explorer's binding to the operating system was a mistake. Binding WMP8 to the operating system was a bigger mistake. Hell, I think binding any programs to the operating system is a mistake. Just because if it fails, the OS goes down with it. I believe the operating system begins where the human sees nothing. "Software" comes in for human interaction. Explorer, KDE Gnome, Litestep, Winamp, WMP8, all software. Releasing a modular version of Windows might actually be a good thing. That means that programs wouldn't be so much "tied" into the system like WMP8 and Explorer, and might actually *fix* the blue screen problem, instead of crippling the system like BG cries about.

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  145. Netscape has crashed my Linux box, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    netscape had crased my Solaris box(Sun Sparc). Should the OS crash? No. Does it? Yes. Sometimes poorly written software can bring down the OS. It happens on every platform, get over it. Stop being a troll, and flamebait.

    1. Re:Netscape has crashed my Linux box, by matth · · Score: 2

      You've got issues then. I've had netscape crash.. and other applications... poorly written sfotware should not be able to bringdown the operating system if it's running correctly...
      so

  146. Interoperability by Wanker · · Score: 2
    I find it hilarious that he keeps talking about interoperability as the enabling feature that Microsoft brought to the computing world.

    I'm still not sure if he's just so far removed from the reality of what is going on that he really believes what he's saying, or if he's just impressively two-faced. I suspect the former, just because I don't look for a conspiracy when simple ignorance will do.

    26. Given these benefits, we expected that the market would attach great value to any product that enabled such broad interoperability. As I explain more fully below in Section II.B, Microsoft committed itself to providing compatibility among a wide range of products, as we believed the market would demand. There were three key and closely-interrelated elements to our strategy, a strategy that is unchanged to this day.
    and:

    Literally tens of thousands of hardware and software products interoperate very well with Windows today.
    and:

    Interoperability across disparate computing products does not happen by accident. Interoperability is a two-way street, requiring a lot of hard work between companies that want to build interoperable products. As discussed below, Microsoft devotes enormous efforts to promoting interoperability between a wide variety of products and Windows. These efforts include our development and broad licensing of the Windows platform (described above) and our disclosure of vast amounts of technical information about Windows--information that we provide to our direct competitors, such as Sun.
    Ok, I would like to see some of this disclosure. Why did the Samba team need to reverse-engineer the Windows file sharing protocol if such information is so widely available?

    What information did Microsoft need to provide to Sun? More likely, they got information from Sun about the various UNIX protocols so they could embrace and extend them.

    If Microsoft was really that open with their specifications, wouldn't writing a Win32 emulator be easier? Instead, it seems to actually be simpler to write a working complete PC emulator and rely on Windows' ability to cope well with different hardware to let it run well than it it to duplicate the ever-changing and never-documented Win32 APIs.

    I have no doubt that interoperability played a huge role in development at Microsoft. They needed to talk with other software packages and operating systems in order to gain market share.

    At the same time, they could leverage their position as the operating system provider to prevent others from doing the same thing to them.

    From the earliest days of DOS, they kept their cards close. The use of those (intentionally?) undocumented DOS calls in Excel gave Microsoft a big advantage over Lotus-1-2-3, who had to go in and either re-implement an existing (but unknown) API that Microsoft had in the OS, or reverse engineer the process to find the undocumented calls that the Excel folks had advance notice of. By the same token, Microsof could and did (deliberately?) change the "undocumented" APIs that Lotus relied on while simultaneously changing the new version of Excel to stop using them.

    In short, they seem to have a firm handle on the fact that the path to dominance is to make sure your product can interface with others, but don't let the others interface with you.

  147. Re: Why Bother by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0

    I normally drive an even cheaper car than this - the *mighty* Subaru Sherpa (which cost me about $A500). (I believe you can't get them in the US, as they aren't considered particularly safe.) It has the raw, throbbing power of a 2-cylinder 600cc motor (yeah, yeah ... _I've_ owned motorcycles with a bigger engine too) and it costs about $A20 (that's about $US10) to fill its 5 gall tank. Which'll haul you from here to the moon and back, just about.

    Added to that, no-one would even consider stealing it, so you don't ever have to find a solution to _that_ problem.

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  148. Re: Why Bother by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0

    Doctors are smart ... a dubious proposition. Even if many of them are, they don't need to be, as (like mechanics) they are technicians.

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  149. now that is intelligent by BlueboyX · · Score: 2

    "Trialability: the degree to which an innovation may be experimented with on a limited basis. OK, Windows fails this too -- but people don't even know there's an alternative to be tried. Where's the *NIX equivalent of AOL's "1000 free hours" preview?"

    I can see how that would be helpful.There are still two problems with that; distribution and paying for the disks themselves.

    Normal people dont know about Linux. Normal people don't want to download Linux. Normal people don't know that downloading is how you get Linux. Someone needs to fix all that, and AOL has certainly demonstrated that it can be done.

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  150. hmm... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    MS probably did have a lot to do with standardizing a PC platform

    From what i've read, MS won the contract to supply the OS for IBM's new PC. It was IBM who was creating the standard by, well, by being IBM. Micros were not "appropriate" machines for big business until IBM said "Let there be PCs".

    The ironic part is that IBM was compelled to use a 3rd party OS because of their own antitrust problems in the mainframe arena. Way back when, they (IBM) were forced to unbundle the OS from their hardware.

    Another interesting fact is that UNIX was given to academia because AT&T (the creator) was prohibited by antitrust laws from competing in the computer industry. Thus, no commercial value for them in UNIX.

  151. I don't get it by Dwonis · · Score: 2

    Microsoft was found to be an abusive monopoly that engaged in illegal activity, yet we're somehow supposed to care when Gates whines that the proposed remedies would hurt Microsoft? Isn't that one of the main purposes of the remedies -- to set an example for others to notice?

  152. Confused! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been going thru the posts and I'm wondering.
    What's Netscape?
    What about OS X?

    Hooo, and, who said you cannot un-install IE for windows? Simple format you're disk and install another OS or give your computer to charity and get another box with another OS.

  153. Re:Throttling MS would hardly destroy the "ecosyst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About the free preview thing, somebody should make a giant HTML site that simulates linux in a browser.

    you know what i mean?

    big K image maps and stuff like that.

    ok i'm insane.

  154. Windows shouldn't be stripped down to the core OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, MS did bully everyone, and their mother. Yes, MS did make every attempt to stifle their competition. But, that is no reason to force them to strip down their OS to itty-bitty modules.

    Linux/BSD/etc's strengths are its modularity and the large amount of freedom of choice a person has when using it. This is why people use it. Everything from the file system to the Window Manager can be customized/changed. In fact, that is also a weakness. It seems like there is a new distribution created every 15 seconds. Many times, programs will only be tested with a handful of the most popular flavors of Linux.

    MS's strength is the fact that it is NOT as customizable, in my opinion. The core OS is not amazing by any definition, and isn't really all that valuable by itself. In fact, it is plain mediocre. However, the fact that it is a common interface is very refreshing. The bundled software is not bad. In fact, one could say that some of it is good. I know Slashdot readers love Mozilla, but IE really is a good browser. The value of Windows isn't in the technical excellence of its kernel. Its in the user experience. By bundling everything together, MS is providing their interpretation as to what an OS should do, and they are entitled to their opinion. Is it impossible for them to split the OS from the bundled apps? Probably not, but the OS itself is a cheap commodity, and it really would be more difficult for them to test/support Windows if it was entirely modular.

    What they are NOT entitled to do is bully computer manufacturers into not installing additional software on their machines. MS should not be allowed to force them to pay for a Windows license for machines that have no OS, or have Linux.

    If you really want a customizable OS, then don't use MS. If you want to punish MS, then fine them, and set up oversite committees to make sure they don't bully distributors. Or find another penalty. Windows shouldn't have to be stripped down.

    People keep saying, "Linux on the Desktop is alive and well". "OS X is amazing." So use it.

  155. Autodesk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not know who gives a damn, but Autodesk has also testified. They are best friends with M$ and still can not produce anything else but software that SUCKS. They were also praising M$ for it's support for developers.

    GD

  156. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I'm sorry. I must obviously be some kind of lackwitted piece of egotistical shit if I think that after 17 years of designing and developing software in the real world, I had to learn more and be smarter than the guy who cleaned my carburetor when my car didn't even turn over when I went to start it this morning! (yes, this is actual situation when my son's car stopped working about two months ago) Gee, why didn't you tell me that earlier? I would give him 500 bucks instead of 10! Hey, but why did he almost lick my ass thanking me after I gave him those 10 bucks when he said that I have to pay 8.90? That's very strange, he's so smart that he obviously earn the ammount of my tip in two seconds! If in your opinion changing the damned oil is equally difficult (from the intellectual standpoint) as designing and implementing complex systems in biotech, than I'm changing my job tomorrow, because if it's equally difficult (and therefore equally paid), than I'll have less stress while working on a damned gas station for my $200/hour! No more deadlines! No more painful thinking! Thanks! You changed my life plans! How can I thank you!

  157. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they are, unlike the guy who told me "So, whadda fuck is wrong widda fuckin car?", to whom I answered "It feels like the fuel injection gets not enough power when I try to accelerate, sir." after which I heard "Gedda fuck adda here! T'aint fuckin possible man! This injection's a damn good piece o'shit!". This is actually quite a funny situation, because he got a BSOD when trying to connect to my car computer with his laptop. He shouted "Fuck! I hate when the fuckin shit brakes, why dahell those computers are so fuckin stupid!" and I answered "Well, sir, you should use the operating system which doesn't run unstable graphics card drivers in the kernel space then." He looked at me with the most stupid look I've ever seen and he didn't say anything else to me that day. So, you're right, doctors are not so stupid. Professors are not so stupid either. But how does it make my point about people fixing cars any less valid?

  158. Re: Why Bother by Zathruss · · Score: 0

    Maybe changing the oil is not as mentally challenging, but your attitude stinks.

  159. Any South Park fans out there? by GrandCow · · Score: 1

    And now, for a special annoucement from the President of the United States.
    Presidetn Clinton: [from the Oval Office] My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Microsoft licensing agreements appearing in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Bill Gates, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Gates this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Gates in his honesty. Thank you.

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  160. Lol by samael · · Score: 2

    Thanks, that was fantastic, and is being stolen for a journal entry as soon as I get home tonight!

  161. Final paragraph says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The final paragraph of the exec summary says it all. Any remedy should "preserve the economic and consumer benefits that Windows provides".

    I take issue with the preserve. If we preserve it we preserve Microsoft. If they preserve Miscrosoft where does potential change for the better come from?

    Mr Gates also makes the assumption in that statement that those economic and consumer benefits are the best solution. Who has actually done any form of study and in a neutral manner come to that conclusion?

  162. Clintonesque? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    "The term IE can be used in different contexts to mean different (kinds) of code," he said. "There is no known definition... where it is clear you know (exactly) what somebody is talking about."

    Anyone else look at this and flashback to the question of "what is is?"
  163. fast user switching on linux by peter · · Score: 3, Informative

    To do this with linux you can switch to another virtual terminal (CTRL+ALT+F2, for instance). If you want an X server, then start one. If you already logged in through XDM, you can still switch to a text console and log in as another user, then run startx -- :1. Then switch between your X servers with CTRL+ALT+F7,F8 (or whichever VCs you are using for your X servers.)

    I sometimes do this on the family computer. I'll start an X session for myself on VC8, and leave a guest login on VC7 for the rest of the family.

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  164. Come on guys, let's support the nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates is a nerd; he loves to tinker with computers, code a bit.

    So why is the slashdot community bashing him all the time and - at the same time - promoting legalese speaking suits to new heights?

  165. Re: Why Bother (OT) by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

    People who include lines like
    I wonder how long it will take before I get modded down for not toeing the party line...a few mins? should be modded down IMHO - God I'm getting tired of it, that line destroyed an otherwise perfectly sensible comment :-(

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  166. Re:Windows shouldn't be stripped down to the core by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you MS employee #15,236. Please remember to post with your real assigned screen name so that you get proper stock credit. Thank you.

    Sincerely,

    S. Balmer

  167. Exactly like OS X. by bannerman · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with OS X? It's a great operating system. It's downfall is that it only runs on (relatively) expensive hardware. I would be running Mac OS X if it worked on my x86-based system. And I'd still be dual booting Wintendo to play Dark Age of Camelot, unfortunately.

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  168. Evolution will get Microsoft by Tk_Coder · · Score: 1

    Look at the progression of computers: from Universities, to the Military, to Business, and finally, to the Home User. Linux will follow a similar progression (with the exception of the Military, possibly). It has already begun. When the majority of business applications run on Linux (and I mean business apps, like accounting, ERP, etc.. *NOT* office suites) it will then filter down to the Home users. The focus of the Linux/ Open Source community should be on these critical business applications.

  169. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, so now you say than I am right indeed but you still argue because you don't like the truth? How convenient! Very mature argument, congratulations! I don't know anything about you, so please forgive me if I offended you because you have low IQ or you work for less than $100 per hour, or you have 6 inch penis or even smaller, or you have old car or whatever. I am very sorry that I have IQ 178, I am very sorry that people say I'm much smarten than most of people, I am very sorry that I get paid $200/h for what I do, I am very sorry that thanks to my shiny Testarossa I have more chicks in a bad week than other people have in their whole miserable lives and I am even more sorry that I have a beautiful, tightly circumcised, 8.5 inch penis. I am sorry indeed, I will try to stop being proud of what I achieved with my own hard work, starting from zero. Are you happy now? Answer, are you happy?

  170. damn that was funny by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    That actualy hurt...

    just remeberthat if you use Mungemaster with the new non-orthogonal process you can experiance a 1.5% wergle alignment speed increase

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  171. Aaawwwhhhh.....I really feel stupid by HWheel · · Score: 1

    I'm a technical writer. I write fricking manuals for a living and I never, never knew this. I really feel stupid stupid stupid. Thanks.

    (And I'll look up the Rosenberg article, too.) Thanks.

    Not that I'm so smart (obviously), but clearly Joe User isn't able to find or use this stuff either.

  172. ROTFLMAO (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no text here. Why did you bother to look?

  173. Re: Why Bother by mycal62 · · Score: 1

    In time everything changes whethyer we want it to or not.

    for example I exclusively run linux not because I love to tinker, but I got very tired of MS. I am a "normal user" and I know of many others like me.

    things change. they always do.

    MS will not be around forever and the world will be a different place. However I do agree, Why bother?

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  174. OT: Button Alignment by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    okay, first let me say that the odds of anyone reading this post are about slim to nothing

    having said that, here goes.

    does anyone else love the option of being able to put all the buttons on the side of the box instead of across the bottom?

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  175. Re: Why Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine, I think that we all agree that
    car mechanics are much more stupid
    than programmers. But do you think
    that they are a lower kind of people?
    I don't think so. They may be stupid,
    but still they are human beings and
    as such they deserve our respect.

    -Jake.

  176. Re:Ironically, Windaz 2000:) by vortexau · · Score: 1

    I've lost the Web-source of this graphic, so I'll sumarize a few details:

    Its an ad parody for an Australian-customization Win Version named:"Windaz Too Thowsand". What's really changed is the Titles and Option Names.

    "The 'Start' button has been replaced- (G'Day).
    The 'Recycle Bin' named something more fitting- (Bullshit Bin).
    'Control Panel' has a new name- (How To Fuck Around With The Settings).
    'C: Drive' becomes- (Big Disk With All Me Stuff On It).

    'Do you want to save the changes' offers- (Fuckin Oath), (Bugger Off), (Fuck That).
    'Help Topics' is preceded by- (Where's That Fucking File Gone?).
    'My Documents' renamed to- (My Crap).
    'OK- to accept becomes- (You Ripper).

    'Calculator' -> (Adding Thingymabob).
    'Paint' -> (Keeping The Kids Busy).
    'NotePad' -> (Writing Death Threats To The Boss).
    'IE' -> (Porn).

    Price is just two months worth of Dole money!

    Microsoft - Where do you want to get p*ssed today?"

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    Sorry if THAT offends but the Slang Terms used are in the contexy!

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