That's an easy one. It's all in the EULA, after all.
"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
After reading the first dozen questions, how many million years would you say it would be before you ever agree to answer questions from slashdot posters again?
I predict it will be some time after Anita Sarkeesian and Brianna Wu agree to an "Ask Slashdot".
How is that brilliant? Its advocating theft, which the rest of the (honest) credit card users have to pay for? The guy is a fucking thief.....
That's an astute analysis. Now, apply the same logic to the people he borrowed the money from in the first place, who specialize in making sub-prime loans to borrowers who will likely never be able to repay them, and then selling the loans off in exchange for a briefcase full of cash before flying to the Dominican Republic.
And then you can ask yourself who took the money that he borrowed, and what happened to it then.
"By stretching that distance to tens, hundreds or thousands of miles, the technology could enable patients to receive operations from top surgeons that would otherwise not be possible, including wounded soldiers near a battlefield."
If only you could LEASE a LINE... (hint hint)
...to a battlefield.
"Hello? Comcast? Can you transfer me to the Kabul office? I need gigabit service to a hillside fifteen miles outside of... Hello? Hello?"
Yeah, I read TFS as a big giant "holy cow are police forces actually this damned stupid?"
How can these idiots take themselves seriously when they have such monumentally idiotic ideas? And why should they expect us to take them seriously?
You're talking about someone who managed to make it his paid, full-time job to write X-File fanfic and hang out at Star Trek conventions, most likely putting everything on a government expense account. The word you're looking for isn't "stupid", it's "brilliant".
What is the circumference of a circle with radius r? It is (Pi * r^2), of course.. So a circle with radius of 1 mile would have a circumference of (Pi * 1 * 1).
I'm just going to skip the bit about you calling someone else braindead and asking them to turn in their geek card for displaying poor math skills and leave this bit here while we move on to the bonus round.
In your own words, what is the relationship between the radius and circumference of a circle? Please be precise, as your geek card is at stake here.
"When was the last time you used a piece of chalk to express yourself?"
That would be this morning. Any other questions?
“Why do you expect a kid to go to school and sit in the same seat everyday with pens and paper?”
Um, because they use pens and paper at home too. Any more?
“So classroom—what classroom? Learning is anytime, anywhere. Kids are learning everywhere. As long as they have that device and they have that connectivity to the cloud, they can do their work anywhere. So that’s why the tools become so important.”
That's funny. When "the tools" are a pen and paper, the tools aren't so important and learning can actually be any time, any where. It's when you try to artificially tie the act of thinking to having a Microsoft(tm) Device(tm) connected to the Cloud(tm) that you lose the ability to "do work anywhere".
This is my lawn. You may get off of it now. You are dismissed.
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Uber effectively pays this much: $5 - 2.80 = $2.20. So driver and accomplice make $2.20/2 = $1.10 each.
FTFY
Math is hard. Let's drive cars!
There.s a 0.1 degree difference in the maximum temperature in Fargo for today.
Clearly, all of science must be wrong and I can pretty much make up anything I like and claim it is reality.
Winning!
That's an easy one. It's all in the EULA, after all.
"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
After reading the first dozen questions, how many million years would you say it would be before you ever agree to answer questions from slashdot posters again?
I predict it will be some time after Anita Sarkeesian and Brianna Wu agree to an "Ask Slashdot".
How is that brilliant? Its advocating theft, which the rest of the (honest) credit card users have to pay for? The guy is a fucking thief.....
That's an astute analysis. Now, apply the same logic to the people he borrowed the money from in the first place, who specialize in making sub-prime loans to borrowers who will likely never be able to repay them, and then selling the loans off in exchange for a briefcase full of cash before flying to the Dominican Republic.
And then you can ask yourself who took the money that he borrowed, and what happened to it then.
How many thieves can you count in this story?
We just need [to] LOVE guns more.
But not in public, and certainly not on school grounds. That will definitely get you arrested.
The more interesting question is "Why do American cable companies loathe Americans?"
Dafuq does the summary actually say?
I think it's a transcript of a D&D game.
Then where are the Cheetos?
You attract more flies with honey instead of vinegar.
But you can keep the flies the longest with fly paper. That doesn't necessarily make it any better for you or the flies.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't understand, complain about teachers.
"By stretching that distance to tens, hundreds or thousands of miles, the technology could enable patients to receive operations from top surgeons that would otherwise not be possible, including wounded soldiers near a battlefield."
If only you could LEASE a LINE... (hint hint)
"Hello? Comcast? Can you transfer me to the Kabul office? I need gigabit service to a hillside fifteen miles outside of... Hello? Hello?"
I feel like I need to take a shower after just typing that load of horse manure...
It's HORSE MANURE. And yes, all those caps are necessary - HORSE MANURE is a backronym, though I don't remember what it means
Yeah, I read TFS as a big giant "holy cow are police forces actually this damned stupid?"
How can these idiots take themselves seriously when they have such monumentally idiotic ideas? And why should they expect us to take them seriously?
You're talking about someone who managed to make it his paid, full-time job to write X-File fanfic and hang out at Star Trek conventions, most likely putting everything on a government expense account. The word you're looking for isn't "stupid", it's "brilliant".
What is the circumference of a circle with radius r? It is (Pi * r^2), of course.. So a circle with radius of 1 mile would have a circumference of (Pi * 1 * 1).
I'm just going to skip the bit about you calling someone else braindead and asking them to turn in their geek card for displaying poor math skills and leave this bit here while we move on to the bonus round.
In your own words, what is the relationship between the radius and circumference of a circle? Please be precise, as your geek card is at stake here.
Mars.
That only happens if you are walking at exactly eighty-eight miles per hour.
Does Tech Savvy even do this?
I don't know. Why don't you ask TekSavvy?
They have a similar name. Perhaps they have a similar policy.
And then the Intern goes to Ask Slashdot, and we start the whole thing over.
It's some kind of Internception.
Is there anything that uses Ethernet without using */IP?
I'm not even going to start answering that, but I am curious about one thing.
Which major corporation are you the CIO for? Please be honest, as I stand to win $20 here.
Don't worry folks. I always carry around a copy of "Atlas Shrugged" for hitting people like this on the head at times like these.
Not only are they becoming more super, their super power seems to be "invisibility"
"When was the last time you used a piece of chalk to express yourself?"
That would be this morning. Any other questions?
“Why do you expect a kid to go to school and sit in the same seat everyday with pens and paper?”
Um, because they use pens and paper at home too. Any more?
“So classroom—what classroom? Learning is anytime, anywhere. Kids are learning everywhere. As long as they have that device and they have that connectivity to the cloud, they can do their work anywhere. So that’s why the tools become so important.”
That's funny. When "the tools" are a pen and paper, the tools aren't so important and learning can actually be any time, any where. It's when you try to artificially tie the act of thinking to having a Microsoft(tm) Device(tm) connected to the Cloud(tm) that you lose the ability to "do work anywhere".
This is my lawn. You may get off of it now. You are dismissed.
And so are some hats and handbags.
Then government work may not be right for you.
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