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  1. Re:Is any useful form of this crap physically real on New Idea Could Lead to Quantum RAM · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quantum computers are a real possibility. They just cease to exist if you try to observe them.

  2. Re:o noes on Monster.com Attacked, User Data Stolen · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately you'll only get job offers from the Russian mafia and Rumanian criminal hackers.

    "You better start commenting your code and indenting or you might have an 'accident'."

  3. Re:Best headline ever on Monster.com Attacked, User Data Stolen · · Score: 1

    "GODZILLA!" [crowd of Japanese pedestrians running in terror]

  4. Re:Shotguns on Gunplay Blamed For Cutting Fiber · · Score: 1
    I dunno if that is such a good idea either. You'd better make sure those lines are alligator proof.

    By the way, adding fiber is a good way to unclog your pipes.

  5. Re:Actually... on AMD's "Black Box" Athlon 64 X2 6400+ · · Score: 1

    Green computing!

    You could use it for camping. Run it outside via an extension cord and sit around the CPU warming your hands over it while singing "Kumbaya".

  6. Re:Taken the wraps off? on AMD's "Black Box" Athlon 64 X2 6400+ · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Supposedly the real reason isn't some conspiracy of lawyers and evil bureaucrats but that Americans aren't as eager to jump on the latest and greatest as they are in parts of Asia. Dense countries like Singapore, Hong Kong, and Japan have a more flexible mom & pop system of small electronics stores and a population that is eager to dump the device they have for the flavor of the month. In the US you have much larger and less flexible chains that prefer products with proven potential and a population that prefers low prices over technical innovation so we hold onto them longer. Bleeding edge enthusiasts may dispute this (they are overrepresented on slashdot) but the population in general in the US follows this trend.

    According to this article other reasons include our not using GSM as a standard system, our fragmented carrier market, and our low demand for text messaging and other functions that we can already do on PCs (i.e. web browse).

  7. Re:wtf? on Star Wars Fan Puts Himself in Carbonite · · Score: 1

    Wow, my friends and I just get together to see a band or eat.

  8. Re:The real question is... on Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition, Latest News · · Score: 1

    Sorry but the numbers on each face will be encrypted and protected under the DMCA. Please call Wizards of the Coast's 900 number ($5 per minute) to get the result of your roll.

  9. Re:Just wondering? on Student Finds 5000-Year-Old Chewing Gum · · Score: 1

    Yummm, rosin flavor! Hard to blow bubbles with.

  10. Where it was found on Student Finds 5000-Year-Old Chewing Gum · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was found in a brand new Topps baseball card pack. Topps said "Most of the gum we package with our cards is about 5000-6000 years old."

  11. Re:At last! on University Taps Sewers for Internet Access · · Score: 1

    Isn't spam delivered via sewer pipes already?

  12. Re:Fake Awards?! on The Software Awards Scam · · Score: 1

    Hey, at least I'm an artist. I drew Binky the Clown and sent it in and they said so!

  13. Re:The other advantages of using Firefox on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If Firefox users are a small part of the browser population (according to them) and only some of them block ads, then doesn't it stand to reason that they would be a small burden to a website? I don't see how blocking them has any sort of "tremendous financial rewards".

    Since the website seems to be slashdotted I'd say they'd be better off blocking people coming from Slashdot.

  14. Re:I can see the benefits to this technology on Another Way To Erase Memories · · Score: 1

    I'll be damned if I forget all of those very expensive years in college. I had alcohol for that.

  15. Re:I tried, it. It works. on Another Way To Erase Memories · · Score: 1

    Sure it just wasn't due to a pair of men in black?

  16. Re:More like RAM than a hard drive then? on Another Way To Erase Memories · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was like flash memory. Now I'll have to keep thinking about old memories or I'll lose all the good ones. ;)

  17. Re:Happy Birthday! on The CD Turns 25 Today · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm still waiting for my dilithium crystal powered car.

  18. Re:cool but Yikes! on 3D Animations In Mid-Air Using Plasma Balls · · Score: 1

    Seeing as it uses lasers strong enough to generate plasma I'd say that unless you were in the habit of wearing laser safety glasses you wouldn't be looking at much of anything anymore.

  19. Re:Well, at first there will be games... on MTV to Invest Over $500 Million in Video Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to MTV World of Warcraft! Get ready as we put 5 wild and wacky characters in the same instance! The slutty dark elf, the playa rogue, the bigoted dwarf, the impulsive and cah-razy skateboarding fighter, and the drama queen mage. We'll have cameras following their every move as they get into wild and sexy hottub parties, tearful confessions, and drunken brawls with orcs.

    And if that flops we'll have Battlefield 1942 Survivor!

  20. If I were one of the shuttle astronauts on NASA Decides No Fix Needed for Endeavor's Tiles · · Score: 1

    "We're good to return without repairs? Ummm...tell you what, just drop me off at the ISS and I'll wait for the next shuttle, ok?"

  21. Re:Wait a second! on German Physicists Claim Speed of Light Broken · · Score: 1

    I think the photons were traveling normally, it's just that the rest of the universe suddenly moved backwards relative to them. That is obviously the simplest answer.

  22. Re:Every couple of years on German Physicists Claim Speed of Light Broken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is proof of the power of peer review.

  23. Re:I'm not buying any more WoTC products... on Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Announced · · Score: 1

    Yah!? Well in my day we couldn't call for pizza delivery. We had to write a letter and wait 3 days for it. We didn't have parent's basements to use either, instead we dug a pit in the backyard and sat in it with a plywood sheet covering us and we liked it!

  24. Re:Alcohol Based... on Anti-Bacterial Soap No Better Than Plain Soap · · Score: 1

    I dunno, it sort of saddens me to think of all of those bacteria having to go to tiny little AA meetings.

  25. Re:And that's the problem with corporations on Contractor Folds After Causing Breaches · · Score: 1
    Did you read the link?

    By February 2000, a quality control official for Powers said in an e-mail that the company was losing business in Asia because of the problems and that "we are very close to be forced . . . to quarantine the product." "I don't have to tell you of the serious consequences both in terms of direct sales and in loss of face and reputation," the e-mail said.