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  1. Pizza Box? on The Return of the Sun Workstation, With AMD's Help · · Score: 1

    What's with the minitower? I thought Sun workstations were traditionally in the "pizza box" form factor.

    Chip H.

  2. They even dropped the "N" from NMRI on Nuclear Rockets Moving Along · · Score: 1

    Not the National Model Railroading Institute, but Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging.
    It seems the general public was frightened by the "N" word.

    Chip H.

  3. Re:I dont want to steal their thunder.. on Titan's Alien Thunder · · Score: 4, Informative

    For example the camera on the $4 billion Cassini mission is only 1 megapixel - if we had a larger number of smaller, cheaper missions, would we be there now with a much better imaging system.

    The Mars rovers only have 1-megapixel cameras too, but those pictures look pretty darned good. It's all about the quality of the design and the parts that go into it, mostly, the lens and the size of the imager chip. Read more at msnbc.

    Chip H.

  4. Military flash mobs on How Technology Failed in Iraq · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With enough warning, the US forces will be able to concentrate troops in a location to defeat the enemy. How? Military flash mobs -- a message goes out to small units to meet at a certain GPS coordinate at a certain time. In the case of needing heavy armor, the lead time would have to be even longer due to the limited numbers of Abrams available. But in the short term, the gap can be filled with ground-attack craft such as rotary-wing aircraft and A-10 Thunderbolt II's.

    The idea is to distribute decision making, such as what ocurred in Afghanistan, and to Keep It Simple, by using robust technologies such as email and web browsers.

    The big problem that the troops encountered in Iraq was outrunning the capabilities of the microwave-based communications systems. They even outran line-of-sight communications.

    One solution to that would be to plant "trees" in the desert. The idea would be to air-drop large numbers of communications relays that would have a spike on the bottom. When it hits the ground, the spike keeps it upright, and the batteries run it for a couple of days. The "trees" form a resiliant packet-driven communications mesh much like the internet.

    Chip H.

  5. Hammer Time! on American Passports to Have RFID Chips · · Score: 1

    Mr. Passport, meet Mr. Hammer.

    Chip H.

    (Someone is sure not to get this -- RFID chips are typically in glass microcapsules, and even if they're not, silicon is sort of brittle)

  6. Link doesn't use port 80 on Replacing TCP? · · Score: 1

    Can someone post the text of the article? My company's firewall won't allow non-port 80 sites to be opened, even for outgoing traffic.

    Slashdot editors: Please look for this in the future before including links. Thanks.

    Chip H.

  7. Costs are related to channels offered on Distress Signal Emitted By Flat-Screen TV · · Score: 1

    It'll probably be no surprise to most people that the major costs of your cable bill are the content on the various channels. ESPN is apparently a huge cost to offer -- they charge way more than anyone else. The answer would be to offer channels a-la-carte, an idea I personally like. But then there'll be screams of pain when people find out how much it costs to get their sports fix. So we have the current "bundling" scheme, where the costs of the high-dollar channels are spread amongst the lower cost channels (Lifetime, We, Home Shopping, etc).

    Chip H.

  8. Ob. Monty Python reference on U.S. Programmers An Endangered Species? · · Score: 1

    Collector: Bring out yer dead American Programmers!

    Man with body: Here's one.

    Collector: That'll be ninepence.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I'm not dead.

    Collector: What?

    Man with body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I'm not dead.

    Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

    Man with body: Yes he is.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I'm not.

    Collector: He isn't.

    Man with body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I'm getting better.

    Man with body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

    Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I don't want to go on the cart.

    Man with body: Oh, don't be such a baby.

    Collector: I can't take him.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I feel fine.

    Man with body: Oh, do me a favor.

    Collector: I can't.

    Man with body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

    Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

    Man with body: Well, when's your next round?

    Collector: Thursday.

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I think I'll go for a walk.

    Man with body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

    Not-quite-dead programmer: I feel happy. I feel happy.

    [whack]

  9. Re:Well done Mike Colishaw ... on IBM Open Sources Object Rexx · · Score: 1

    Mike was also one of the early adopters of Java within IBM.

    Chip H.

  10. Volcanos : Earth's zits on Mt. St. Helens Magma Reaches Surface · · Score: 1

    Now on Discovery Channel: Volcanos, Earth's big zits.

    Chip H.

  11. The libraries will make/break a language on Java 1.5 vs C# · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The included libraries will make/break a language, and right now, the .NET libraries are much easier to use. Partly because they were designed "as a whole" and don't have a lot of cruft in them (yet). And partly because the MS on-line help is vastly superior to JDoc (does Sun not believe in code samples?).

    The biggest weakness I see in the .NET framework is that 90% of it uses concrete implementations. Because they didn't use an Interface-driven design, they now have to fall back on the Win32 style of appending "-ex" to class names when they want to improve them, rather than letting a dynamic loader find the class the developer needs.

    Even so, the Visual Studio IDE is so far ahead of any of the Java IDEs (Eclipse comes closest), that it's probably Microsoft's single best competitive advantage.

    Chip H.

  12. Why not put a camera in the iPod? on Rumors of Next Generation of Ipods · · Score: 1

    Why not put a digicam in the iPod, much like a cell-phone camera? You could then skip the part about adapters, USB cables, etc.

    Chip H.

  13. For my $200000, I want... on What's Next in the New Private Space Industry? · · Score: 1

    - TSA employees who say "Enjoy your flight" in a genuinely cheerful manner after body-cavity searching me.

    - A flight that leaves on time.

    - More than just a bag of pretzels thrown on my tray by a surly flight attendant -- I want my snacks served by Heidi Klum (or other supermodel).

    Chip H.

  14. Moose Test on Car With A Mind Of Its Own -- Part 2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't Daimler Chrysler learn anything from the famous Moose Test ? This is where some Swedish journalists easily put an A-class on it's side in their standard Moose (called an Elk there) avoidance test.

    Chip H.

  15. Lack of IT management training on Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Software · · Score: 1

    This article shows the results of a lack of career planning & training for managers in IT.

    All too often, an IT manager is a programmer whose technical skills were weak or out of date, and so got pushed into middle managment. They then are responsible for making decisions that affect the success of the project. All without any additional training on how to be a manager. It's a situation just waiting for the Peter Principle to kick in.

    Everyone agrees that managing programmers is like herding cats, so throwing these people in there without any training or mentoring is just asking for trouble. Sometimes it results in money being wasted. In the case of an air traffic control system, it results in dangerous flying conditions and possible loss of life.

    Chip H.

  16. Re:Quickie Slashdot Poll... on Ballmer Says iPod Users are Thieves · · Score: 1

    1) P2P: 0%

    2) iTunes: 0%

    3) Creative Commons: 8% (When MP3.com was up)

    4) Own CDs: 91%

    5) Friends: 1% (Dad's 78 RPM Louis Armstrongs)

    So, I'm a thief because I encoded some music from a format that hasn't been sold since the late 1950's. Send me to jail (jury trial, please)

    Chip H.

  17. These are contingency plans on US Military Plans Space Combat · · Score: 1

    These are nothing but contingency plans. The pentagon is full of them. There are large groups of people whose job it is to dream this stuff up and plan appropriate responses. Just in case.

    When Saddam invaded Kuwait, US Central Command just dug out the Iraq-Invades-A-Smaller-Neighbor plan and tweaked it to fit the exact situation. (Read Gen. Schwartzkopf's autobiography for the details).

    Chip H.

  18. Re:...and snow boots, and shovels, and... on Mount St. Helens Lets Off Some Steam · · Score: 1

    I'm, uhhh, one of those who has a small plastic container of Mt. St. Helens ash tucked away in the attic somewhere.

    Dad had gone on a sales call to Tektronix in Oregon and brought it back for me. It was pretty cool at the time -- I was a junior in high school on the east coast, and since there aren't a lot of volcanos around here, it was quite the novelty.

    Chip H.

  19. Re-release LabelGate titles? on Sony Japan to Abolish Copy Controlled CDs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will Sony be re-releasing the titles that were shipped with their non-conforming copy protection scheme?

    Chip H.

  20. Re:um on Survey: SOA Prominent On 2005 budgets · · Score: 1

    "SOA" is marketing-speak for whatever it is they're selling this week.

    Last week, it meant web-services.

    Chip H.

  21. What interconnect technology are they using? on IBM Sets Supercomputer Speed Record · · Score: 1

    With ~16,000 processors now, and over 130,000 when it goes into production, getting all those CPUs to talk to one another is quite a challenge. Did they use infiniband? Or a proprietary interconnect, perhaps?

    Chip H.

  22. Correction: 48 states on Real Presidential Debates · · Score: 1

    The OKLP, in cooperation with the Green and Constitution Parties, is encouraging their membership to leave the presidential portion of the ballot blank.

    http://lp.org/lpnews/0411/oklahoma-nota.html

    Chip H.

  23. Nude sunbathing on Spysats Keeping Watch on the U.S. · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guess I'd better not take this up...

    Although if Elizabeth Hurley wants to, that's OK by me.

    Chip H.

  24. Being a standard would be bad on Star/OpenOffice XML Format To Become ISO Standard? · · Score: 1

    Having the OpenOffice XML file become a standard would be bad because it then prevents you from improving the product.

    This is the same problem that Microsoft is facing with MS-Office -- they can't make any changes that would break the file format (since customers bitched about the file format changing all the time), thus, you aren't seeing any super-duper new features come out.

    Source: Joel Spolsky's interview with ITConversations.com

    Chip H.

  25. Astronaut wings on Virgin Atlantic Licensing SpaceShipOne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The site says that after your flight, you'll have a dinner where you'll be presented with your astronaut wings. I can see some resentment from the established astronaut/cosmonaut/taikonaut corps to this.

    How much do you want to bet that the requirements for receiving your wings will be raised by 100km or so?

    Chip H.