I was kind of scared of that. But, i am willing to risk my life to bring the Turd Report to my loyal fans. I think Michael and Jamie would party in the street upon hearing word of my death, but fuck those guys.
Happy New Year Fans! I had chicken fingers with 911 hot sauce and the better part of a fifth of Johnny Walker Gold Label last night. I had the 'Ring of Fire' this morning. It took a good minute of pushing to get it going. It was about a foot long and I could not tell what color it was. They turn the lights off in 'non-essential' parts of the building during the weekends and holidays, so I pooped in the dark. There was an odd smell, kind of like dirt after I shit. Odd. It flushed easily, but the clean up was a mess. I must have used 1/4th of the roll. I rate this turd a 6.
Happy New Year's Eve everyone! I ate a small mushroom pizza from PapaJohn's last night. It made the smallest turd I have ever shat. It was about 4 inches long. What was odd is the fact that it felt like it was a big turd. It took a lot of pushing and sounded big. It was a generic brown in color and didn't smell. Kinda disapointing. I give it a 5.
To be honest, you mom is tops. Plus, she pays for it. I kinda feel bad taking her welfare check, but she insists. Hey, I might be your dad. Wouldn't that be neat, son?
My mom is dead, necrophiliac. I didn't think you would be able to get a piece of pussy, unless the woman died and willed it to you. I guess I was right.
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All 8 posts are at '-1'. I hearby claim this article for the Troll Empire! Yay!!!1!
totally gay. I mean 'Hellllo, Sssailor!'-gay.
Has he done anything to make it useful? ;)
He's an OSS programmer; what did you expect?
Wow, I am going to have nightmares for weeks, now...
One of them banned me for a few hours yesterday, so I think that is just their way of saying Happy New Year's. Jamie has stopped answering my emails.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!11!!1!
If the Euro becomes 'mighty', but I expect the sun to become cold and dim before that happens.
Welcome to the Troll Empire!
'Cause the Euro sucks balls.
I was kind of scared of that. But, i am willing to risk my life to bring the Turd Report to my loyal fans. I think Michael and Jamie would party in the street upon hearing word of my death, but fuck those guys.
Thanks! I will try my best to give the Slashdot readers what they want: good quality turd reporting.
That is what happened. Plus, I was trying to do it by the light of my Zippo.
Thanks for your kind comment. Enjoy the New Year!
Um...Shouldn't we do something that Katz won't like?
Hahahahahahaha!!!1!!1! Oh God, I just pissed myself. Hahahahahaha!
I agree with this post!
Truth be told, that is what we do to people who leave their computers unlocked and leave thier desks. They lock their computers after that.
Ah... The dreaded 'Ring of Fire'. Get yourself some baby-wipes. Your poo-hole will thank-you.
Awesome....
Happy New Year's Eve everyone! I ate a small mushroom pizza from PapaJohn's last night. It made the smallest turd I have ever shat. It was about 4 inches long. What was odd is the fact that it felt like it was a big turd. It took a lot of pushing and sounded big. It was a generic brown in color and didn't smell. Kinda disapointing. I give it a 5.
To be honest, you mom is tops. Plus, she pays for it. I kinda feel bad taking her welfare check, but she insists. Hey, I might be your dad. Wouldn't that be neat, son?
What a potty-mouth! You kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?
My mom is dead, necrophiliac. I didn't think you would be able to get a piece of pussy, unless the woman died and willed it to you. I guess I was right.