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  1. WTF?!? on CGI About to Boom In Hollywood · · Score: -1

    Some ven look like they might have potential
    What the fuck is a 'ven'?

  2. The 2001 Troll Awards Nominations! Please vote! on CGI About to Boom In Hollywood · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  3. Vote in 2001 Troll Award Nominations! on Beta Sign-Ups for WarCraft III · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  4. The 2001 Troll Awards Nominations! Please Vote! on The Rise And Fall of Ion Storm · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  5. The 2001 Troll Awards Nominations on Fuel-Cell Power With Methanol · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner.

    Thank you.

  6. The 2001 Troll Award Nominations! on Is Domain Speculation Bust? · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  7. Re:Let's Try try again... on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    Very cool! Bravo!

  8. Re:My apologies to ALXNET on What to Do When Company Breaks Privacy Agreement? · · Score: -1

    Fucktard.......sheesh.....

  9. Re:Alxnet Responds - official commentary on What to Do When Company Breaks Privacy Agreement? · · Score: -1

    Cause they are on Slashdot. C'mon, Duh!

  10. The 2001 Troll Award Nominations!!!11!!1 on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  11. ANOUNCING The 2001 Troll Awards Nominations!!! on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  12. Re:Wh00t on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    Awesome, isn't it? This is the second article in a row to be taken over by the Troll Empire! Wh00t indeed!

  13. Re:Troll!!! on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    The WIPO Troll wrote:

    > George WIPO Bush wrote:
    >
    > > The WIPO Troll wrote:
    > >
    > > > The Turd Report wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > I agree with this post.
    > > >
    > > > I find your views fascinating and would like to
    > > > subscribe to your mailing list. Me too!!
    > >
    > > Me too!!
    >
    > Me too!
    ME TOO!!!!1! please email my subscription to the_turd_report@hotmail! Thanks!

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  14. Re:Troll!!! on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post.

  15. Re:2nd? on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    I bow to your mad trolling/crap-flooding skillz.

  16. Re:2nd? on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    I am at work dealing with 'leet script kiddies. Happy NewYear Czech Republic, here is 150M of spoofed traffic down your pipe! Little fucking bastards...grumble....

  17. C'mon trolls! on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    Let us add another article to the Troll Empire! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!1!

  18. Re:I claim this article for the Troll Empire on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1
    This may sound bad, but it may help: Try reading a JonKatz article. Or, keep one of his books by the toilet. After a few minutes of reading you will start to slip into a coma. Your anus will start to relax and dialate. The turd should just slip right on out. Or, you might want to email CowboiNeal and he will suck the turd out of your ass. From what I hear he can suck the barnicles off of a barge's hull.

    Hope this helps!

  19. 2nd? on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please!

  20. Borrrrrrrrring!!!!1! on Giant Telescopes Of The Future · · Score: -1

    Zzzzzzz.... God, to-day is slow as old people fucking....

  21. This may help you out, friend. on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1

    http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/faq.encour aging

  22. 78% to be honest on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1

    15 of 22 posts are troll posts. That's about 78%. I hope this helps!

  23. Re:Whoopty-Do was Re:Wonderful news on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post!

  24. Ignorant cunt! on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1

    Shut your pie-hole, ass-face!

  25. Re:gay on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1

    ha! That's funny!