Why is it that linux sucks so bad in this way Mr. Turd Report?
Hello jeannie. Thanks for your reply. Linux sucks because it is written by dope smoking hippies. They can't even figure out how to operate a stick of deoderant, much less figure out how to program an OS. Most linux 'programmers' would rather wank to Anime than write code that worked correctly. BSD is a fine OS, if you are looking for a free OS. Windows and MacOS is better because it is written by professional programmers who have incentive to write good code. Plus, you get what you pay for.
During Christmas vacation of 1974, my father flew us all to Disney
World by route of Tampa, Florida. Ignorant of geography, it did not
occur to me that Tampa was out of the way to Disney World until my
father drove the rented van to the gates of MacDill Air Force Base.
Military personnel met me there and escorted me into the base TOP
SECRET high tech mind control conditioning facility for "behavioral
modification" programming. This was the first in what became a
routine series of mind control testing and/or programming sessions
on government installations that I would endure throughout my
Project Monarch victimization.
Whether I was in a military, NASA, or government building, the
procedure for maintaining me under total mind control remained
consistent with Project Monarch requirements. This included prior
physical and/or psychological trauma; sleep, food, and water
deprivation; high voltage electric shock; and hypnotic and/or
harmonic programming of specific memory compartments/ personalities.
The high tech equipment and methodisms I endured from that time on
gave the U.S. government absolute control of my mind and life. I had
been literally driven out of my conscious mind and existed only
through my programmed subconscious. I lost my free will, ability to
reason, and could not think to question anything that was happening
to me. I could only do as I was told.
In the summer of 1975, my family drove all the way from Michigan to
the Teton Mountains of Wyoming. I was ordered to ride in the back
storage area of the family Chevy Suburban since I was forbidden to
associate or communicate with my brothers and sister. So I dissociated
into books, or into the metaphorical, hypnotic suggestions from my
father and tranced deeper as I watched the prairie's seemingly endless
sea of "amber waves of grain" streak past my window. Once when we
stopped at a gas station, my father took me inside to show me a
stuffed "jackalope" mounted on the wall. Due to my tranced, dissociative
state and high suggestibility level, I believed it was indeed a cross
between a jack rabbit and antelope. It was 100+ degrees in the Badlands
when it cooled down at night. The intense heat of the day accentuated
my ever increasing thirst. My father was physically preparing me though
water deprivation for the intense tortures and programming I would endure
in Wyoming.
Dick Cheney, then White House Chief of Staff to President Ford, later
Secretary of Defense to President George Bush, documented member of the
Council on Foreign relations (CFR), and Presidential hopeful for 1996,
was originally Wyoming's only Congressman. Dick Cheney was the reason my
family had traveled to Wyoming where I endured yet another form of
brutality -- his version of "A Most Dangerous Game," or human hunting.
It is my understanding now that A Most Dangerous Game was devised to
condition military personnel in survival and combat maneuvers. Yet it was
used on me and other slaves known to me as a means of further conditioning
the mind to the realization there was "no place to hide," as well as
traumatize the victim for ensuing programming. It was my experience over
the years that A Most Dangerous Game had numerous variations on the
primary theme of being stripped naked and turned loose in the wilderness
while being hunted by men and dogs. In reality, all "wilderness" areas
were enclosed in secure military fencing whereby it was only a matter of
time until I was caught, repeatedly raped, and tortured.
Dick Cheney had an apparent addiction to the "thrill of the sport." He
appeared obsessed with playing A Most Dangerous Game as a means of
traumatizing mind control victims, as well as to satisfy his own perverse
sexual kinks. My introduction to the game occurred upon arrival at the
hunting lodge near Greybull, Wyoming, and it physically and psychologically
devastated me. I was sufficiently traumatized for Cheney's programming, as
I stood naked in his hunting lodge office after being hunted down and
caught. Cheney was talking as he paced around me, "I could stuff you and
mount you like a jackalope and call you a two legged dear. Or I could
stuff you with this (he unzipped his pants to reveal his oversized penis)
right down your throat, and then mount you. Which do you prefer?"
Blood and sweat became mixed with the dirt on my body and slid like mud
down my legs and shoulder. I throbbed with exhaustion and pain as I stood
unable to think to answer such a question. "Make up your mind," Cheney
coaxed. Unable to speak, I remained silent. "You don't get a choice,
anyway. I make up your mind for you. That's why you're here. For me to
make you a mind, and make you mine/mind. You lost your mind a long time
ago. Now I'm going to give you one. Just like the Wizard (of Oz) gave
Scarecrow a brain, the Yellow Brick Road led you here to me. You've 'come
such a long, long way' for your brain, and I will give you one."
The blood reached my shoes and caught my attention. Had I been further
along in my programming, I perhaps would never have noticed such a thing
or had the capability to think to wipe it away. But so far, I had only
been to MacDill and Disney World for government/military programming.
At last, when I could speak, I begged, "If you don't mind, can I please
use your bathroom?"
Cheney's face turned red with rage. He was on me in an instant, slamming
my back into the wall with one arm across my chest and his hand on my
throat, choking me while applying pressure to the cartorid artery in my
neck with his thumb. His eyes bulged and he spit as he growled, "If you
don't mind me, I will kill you. I could kill you -- Kill you -- with my
bare hands. You're not the first and you won't be the last. I'll kill
you any time I goddamn well please." He flung me on the cot-type bed that
as behind me. There he finished taking his rage out on me sexually.
On the long trip back to Michigan, I lay in a heap behind the seats of
the Suburban, nauseated and hurting from Cheney's brutality and high
voltage tortures, plus the whole Wyoming experience. My father stopped
by the waterfalls flowing through the Tetons to "wash my brain" of the
memory of Cheney. I could barely walk through the woods to the falls for
the process as instructed, despite having learned my lessons well from
Cheney on following orders.
The next year when our "annual" trip to Disney World rolled around, my
father drove, pulling his new Holiday Rambler Royale International trailer.
My father dropped me off en route at the Kennedy Space Center in Titusville,
Florida where I was subjected to my first NASA programming. From then on, I
was "obsessed" with following the "Yellow Brick Road" to Nashville,
Tennessee. Moving to Nashville was all I could talk about. If anyone asked
me the question I could not think to ask myself "Why?", I would respond by
reiterating it was something "I had to do."
A Wolf sauntered up a worn pathway. There, he found a hut. A Straw House?
Ok.. The mailbox said "Little Pig #1.." He went up to the door, and said,
"Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me come In." The Pig inside replied, rather
snidely, "Not by My hairy balls!" The Wolf was taken aback. "What?!" "You
heard Me, Puppy- Fucker." The Wolf stared at the door for a minute. "What
do you mean by that?!" "That's all you can screw, Moronic Dick-head!" The
pig threw back from behind the door. Steam boiled out of the wolf's ears.
He roared, and demolished the straw cottage. Pig #1 Squealed, trying to
run. The Wolf caught him easily, snarled, "I'll 'Puppy-Fucker' You!" and
rammed all 9 inches of his cock home under the pig's tail. 'Damn, but he's
tight!' The Wolf grunted, digging his paws into the Porker's hips,
buggered him savagely. Hmmm, He does have hairy balls, the Wolf thought,
as he rubbed them with his own hairless ball-sac. He chuckled. 'Listen to
that Pig squeal, You'd think somebody was fucking his ass..' He slammed in
to the hilt, and blew his wad. "Shit, I gotta do this more often!" he
muttered, pulling free, and dusting his clothes off continued on down the
path.
The First Little Pig ran all the way to his Brother's Brick House, holding
his butt with both hocks.
The Stick House Of Pig #2
The Wolf came to another House. "Sticks. Will wonders never cease?" He
walked up to the door, and stated "Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me come
In." "Go Fuck Off, Mangy Fur-Ball" My, My! This Little Pig is as foul
mouthed as the last one. "What did You Say?" he replied. "Read My Lips,"
The Pig said, opening The Mail Slot and shoving his butt against the door.
"Ok.." the Wolf growled, slammed his big dick in through the hole,
impaling the porker. He shoved both fore-paws through the Stick-Door and
clamped them onto the boar's thighs, rotating his hips, pistoning all 9
inches in-and-out of it's hot shitter. "I'll Mangy Fur-Ball You!" he
snarled, enjoying both the Hot, tight hole, and it's owner's squealing. He
gritted his teeth, hosing the porker's intestines with canine cum. When he
finished, The Wolf found the house hadn't survived his lusty usage of the
shoat. So he slowly pulled free, removed what was left of the door from
his wrists, and continued on down the pathway..
The Second Little Pig ran all the way to his Brother's Brick House,
holding His butt with both hocks.
The Brick House Of Pig #3
Pig #3, opened the door. There were his brothers, holding onto their
ass's, and squealing about being buggered by a wolf. He chuckled. Served
them right. They used terrible language, were lazy and usually up to no
good. However they were still his Brothers, and so he let them in. The
next day a large Wolf came strolling down the lane. A beautiful brick
cottage came in sight.. Perhaps a more civilized person lived here. He
knocked on the ornate door, caressing the hand-cut reliefs. "Yes?" The
creature was speechless.. At Last! He cleared his throat. "Little Pig,
Little Pig, Let me come in." He waited expectantly.. "Not by the hair of
my chinny-chin chin.." Elated, he continued. "Then, I'll huff, and puff,
and.." A pair of familiar voices chimed from the door. "Huff and Puff on
this!" they said sticking their corkscrew cocks out through the parcel
slot. Why those ungrateful.. He grabbed the curlicue's, yanking on the
pig-dicks. They shuddered in his grasp. He knelt down and nibbled on one.
'Pretty good..' He licked on the other. Then sticking them in his mouth
like a man trying to smoke 2 cigarettes at once, the canine started
sucking hungrily. "Cum, You little Bastaaa...!" The third pig had sneaked
out the back door, expecting to ambush the wolf. But, seeing the him
pawing on his brother's nuts, and slobbering over their dicks, the animal
got other ideas..
He dropped his overalls and jumped on the doggish hindquarters, screwing
his erection into the hot butt, The Wolf, now getting it from both ends,
howled in ecstasy. The two smaller porkers grabbed the doorframe, cumming
so hard they almost passed out. The third Pig, being the eldest, and the
horniest, humped the Wolf with a will. The canine, having sucked The
Little Pigs nuts dry, was really getting off having a cock literally
screwing his ass, but good! "So, You like this.." Hocks grabbed his ears.
The Wolf moaned, as cum spurted into his guts. "Good. So do I." The hog
pulled free, snapped a collar around the furred neck. Come on, Slave, We
have 2 Pigs to punish.." The Wolf nodded, moaning as his new Master
stroked his erection.
Merry Turd-mas everyone! I had a sausage, mushroom and pepperoni pizza last night. The bread kind of
bound me up so the turd was very hard to get out and I made a loud fart as it came out. It made a report like a.22 rifle.
It took a good 15 seconds of pushing to get it on its way. It was a generic brown color and had a slight odor
to it. It was about 18 inches long. I rate this turd as a 7.
Atleast I am not an AC fucktard replying to trolls on Christmas. Plus, I am not a Christian, so X-mas doesn't mean squat to me; it is just another day.
It is for social/political reasons. K5 has/had the ability to tell you how modded your comment. Taco and pals just don't want people to know that they activly censor people since they always spout off about free speach and censorship.
Well, while getting my degrees from Purdue there was an anime club that showed movies in the attic of the dorm I was in. They would show them til 5am. When I was drunk and couldn't sleep/pass-out, I would sit up there and watch the shows. Plus, thereis a differance between watching shows and being obsessive about shows. As an example, I watch SouthPark every week, but I don't cream my shorts everytime it gets mentioned on some web-site somewhere. Taco drops his trousers and starts to wank when The Podunk Times mentions anime, that is obsessive.
A lot of Japanese animation fans I know are into the whole mode of thought that people who aren't
watching Japanese cartoons are missing out on something wonderful and fullfilling in life -- a
lot like the way Jesus-freaks tell you that unless you are obsessed with Jesus, you are missing
out on something. When you have a friend who is over-the-edge in his Japanimation dweebiness, it
seems that every time you talk to them, no matter what the subject is, they always want to tell
you about their favorite anime show, or the latest news from Japan about upcoming shows; some do
this regardless of whether or not they know you have no interest in the subject. The thing I
really hate the most is the total emersion that some anime fans get into -- "dedicating" every
corner of their lives to it by buying all manner of posters, books, magazines, studying Japanese
just to be able to read the comics or understand the videos, buyng Japanese versions of popular
video game systems just to play anime-oriented video games, and intellectualizing the plot of a
cartoon as though it had some deep, heady philosophy imbedded into it. If you are doing almost
all of these things listed, and not just one or two, you have a serious peoblem. I can't stand
people like that, because being around them is like being around a mentally ill person who is
trapped in their childhood. Let's face it. Japanese animation is juvelnile, insipid, and endless
in it's artistic, thematic, and storyline incestuousness. Every character looks like they came
from the same artist - an artist who himself is obsessed with impossible body figures and puppy-
dog eyes. The plots are always borrowing from each other -- I swear I saw over 100 different
anime shows that had the same plots, characters, and sound effects. I mean, what makes a
35-year-old adult want to watch shows that are intended for a 12-and-under audience is
beyond me -- it's sort of like seeing a fully grown man who can't wait for the next "Free Willy"
movie to come out. Aren't these people bored with the fact that they're getting the same
recycled kiddie-crap over-and-over? Are they like the pathetic Star Trek geeks, who could
watch the same episodes of Trek drek over and over again without getting bored? I dunno. I got
out of all of that crap before even I understood it's appeal. All I do know is that these people
are pretty scary, and that being among a crowd of them is very similar to being among a crowd of
mental patients -- almost like being the only sane person trapped in an insane asylum.
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Michael didn't even mention me. I suppose this means I haven't been trolling hard enough. For the new year, I resolve to redouble my trolling efforts and bring Slashdot to its knees. I am pretty sure I am at the top of the 'Top Ten Abusers' list that Slash keeps. I also think he is jealous cause I get fan mail and he does not.
I've already brought Jon Katz to his knees, and lets just say that wasn't quite what I had in mind. I had a dozen Japanese exchange students over, so we decided to make a bukake film with Jon while he was down there. How much did Jon pay you for that? He offered $100 to suck a greasy turd out of my ass, but he wouldn't pay travel expenses, so we had to call it off. Jon is a good sport. Next time you see him, ask him what the most perverse thing he will do for $20. You will be plesantly supprised.
January 1st will be Slashdot Turd Report Day! In an attempt to disrupt Jamie's and Michael's tracking of my reports, I am asking all trolls to post their own Turd Report. Please email me if you have questions!
I hope he will update his company's program that scrapes email addresses off of web-sites. I am sure that the spammers that use his program will be thrilled.
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Oh my God. Don't click that link. It is a picture of some man's asshole! I think I am going to vomit.
Hello jeannie. Thanks for your reply. Linux sucks because it is written by dope smoking hippies. They can't even figure out how to operate a stick of deoderant, much less figure out how to program an OS. Most linux 'programmers' would rather wank to Anime than write code that worked correctly. BSD is a fine OS, if you are looking for a free OS. Windows and MacOS is better because it is written by professional programmers who have incentive to write good code. Plus, you get what you pay for.
Take care and Happy Holidays!
Sugar is brought by the guy that fills the coffee machine. I have seen him do it.
During Christmas vacation of 1974, my father flew us all to Disney
World by route of Tampa, Florida. Ignorant of geography, it did not
occur to me that Tampa was out of the way to Disney World until my
father drove the rented van to the gates of MacDill Air Force Base.
Military personnel met me there and escorted me into the base TOP
SECRET high tech mind control conditioning facility for "behavioral
modification" programming. This was the first in what became a
routine series of mind control testing and/or programming sessions
on government installations that I would endure throughout my
Project Monarch victimization.
Whether I was in a military, NASA, or government building, the
procedure for maintaining me under total mind control remained
consistent with Project Monarch requirements. This included prior
physical and/or psychological trauma; sleep, food, and water
deprivation; high voltage electric shock; and hypnotic and/or
harmonic programming of specific memory compartments/ personalities.
The high tech equipment and methodisms I endured from that time on
gave the U.S. government absolute control of my mind and life. I had
been literally driven out of my conscious mind and existed only
through my programmed subconscious. I lost my free will, ability to
reason, and could not think to question anything that was happening
to me. I could only do as I was told.
In the summer of 1975, my family drove all the way from Michigan to
the Teton Mountains of Wyoming. I was ordered to ride in the back
storage area of the family Chevy Suburban since I was forbidden to
associate or communicate with my brothers and sister. So I dissociated
into books, or into the metaphorical, hypnotic suggestions from my
father and tranced deeper as I watched the prairie's seemingly endless
sea of "amber waves of grain" streak past my window. Once when we
stopped at a gas station, my father took me inside to show me a
stuffed "jackalope" mounted on the wall. Due to my tranced, dissociative
state and high suggestibility level, I believed it was indeed a cross
between a jack rabbit and antelope. It was 100+ degrees in the Badlands
when it cooled down at night. The intense heat of the day accentuated
my ever increasing thirst. My father was physically preparing me though
water deprivation for the intense tortures and programming I would endure
in Wyoming.
Dick Cheney, then White House Chief of Staff to President Ford, later
Secretary of Defense to President George Bush, documented member of the
Council on Foreign relations (CFR), and Presidential hopeful for 1996,
was originally Wyoming's only Congressman. Dick Cheney was the reason my
family had traveled to Wyoming where I endured yet another form of
brutality -- his version of "A Most Dangerous Game," or human hunting.
It is my understanding now that A Most Dangerous Game was devised to
condition military personnel in survival and combat maneuvers. Yet it was
used on me and other slaves known to me as a means of further conditioning
the mind to the realization there was "no place to hide," as well as
traumatize the victim for ensuing programming. It was my experience over
the years that A Most Dangerous Game had numerous variations on the
primary theme of being stripped naked and turned loose in the wilderness
while being hunted by men and dogs. In reality, all "wilderness" areas
were enclosed in secure military fencing whereby it was only a matter of
time until I was caught, repeatedly raped, and tortured.
Dick Cheney had an apparent addiction to the "thrill of the sport." He
appeared obsessed with playing A Most Dangerous Game as a means of
traumatizing mind control victims, as well as to satisfy his own perverse
sexual kinks. My introduction to the game occurred upon arrival at the
hunting lodge near Greybull, Wyoming, and it physically and psychologically
devastated me. I was sufficiently traumatized for Cheney's programming, as
I stood naked in his hunting lodge office after being hunted down and
caught. Cheney was talking as he paced around me, "I could stuff you and
mount you like a jackalope and call you a two legged dear. Or I could
stuff you with this (he unzipped his pants to reveal his oversized penis)
right down your throat, and then mount you. Which do you prefer?"
Blood and sweat became mixed with the dirt on my body and slid like mud
down my legs and shoulder. I throbbed with exhaustion and pain as I stood
unable to think to answer such a question. "Make up your mind," Cheney
coaxed. Unable to speak, I remained silent. "You don't get a choice,
anyway. I make up your mind for you. That's why you're here. For me to
make you a mind, and make you mine/mind. You lost your mind a long time
ago. Now I'm going to give you one. Just like the Wizard (of Oz) gave
Scarecrow a brain, the Yellow Brick Road led you here to me. You've 'come
such a long, long way' for your brain, and I will give you one."
The blood reached my shoes and caught my attention. Had I been further
along in my programming, I perhaps would never have noticed such a thing
or had the capability to think to wipe it away. But so far, I had only
been to MacDill and Disney World for government/military programming.
At last, when I could speak, I begged, "If you don't mind, can I please
use your bathroom?"
Cheney's face turned red with rage. He was on me in an instant, slamming
my back into the wall with one arm across my chest and his hand on my
throat, choking me while applying pressure to the cartorid artery in my
neck with his thumb. His eyes bulged and he spit as he growled, "If you
don't mind me, I will kill you. I could kill you -- Kill you -- with my
bare hands. You're not the first and you won't be the last. I'll kill
you any time I goddamn well please." He flung me on the cot-type bed that
as behind me. There he finished taking his rage out on me sexually.
On the long trip back to Michigan, I lay in a heap behind the seats of
the Suburban, nauseated and hurting from Cheney's brutality and high
voltage tortures, plus the whole Wyoming experience. My father stopped
by the waterfalls flowing through the Tetons to "wash my brain" of the
memory of Cheney. I could barely walk through the woods to the falls for
the process as instructed, despite having learned my lessons well from
Cheney on following orders.
The next year when our "annual" trip to Disney World rolled around, my
father drove, pulling his new Holiday Rambler Royale International trailer.
My father dropped me off en route at the Kennedy Space Center in Titusville,
Florida where I was subjected to my first NASA programming. From then on, I
was "obsessed" with following the "Yellow Brick Road" to Nashville,
Tennessee. Moving to Nashville was all I could talk about. If anyone asked
me the question I could not think to ask myself "Why?", I would respond by
reiterating it was something "I had to do."
The Straw House of Pig #1
A Wolf sauntered up a worn pathway. There, he found a hut. A Straw House?
Ok.. The mailbox said "Little Pig #1.." He went up to the door, and said,
"Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me come In." The Pig inside replied, rather
snidely, "Not by My hairy balls!" The Wolf was taken aback. "What?!" "You
heard Me, Puppy- Fucker." The Wolf stared at the door for a minute. "What
do you mean by that?!" "That's all you can screw, Moronic Dick-head!" The
pig threw back from behind the door. Steam boiled out of the wolf's ears.
He roared, and demolished the straw cottage. Pig #1 Squealed, trying to
run. The Wolf caught him easily, snarled, "I'll 'Puppy-Fucker' You!" and
rammed all 9 inches of his cock home under the pig's tail. 'Damn, but he's
tight!' The Wolf grunted, digging his paws into the Porker's hips,
buggered him savagely. Hmmm, He does have hairy balls, the Wolf thought,
as he rubbed them with his own hairless ball-sac. He chuckled. 'Listen to
that Pig squeal, You'd think somebody was fucking his ass..' He slammed in
to the hilt, and blew his wad. "Shit, I gotta do this more often!" he
muttered, pulling free, and dusting his clothes off continued on down the
path.
The First Little Pig ran all the way to his Brother's Brick House, holding
his butt with both hocks.
The Stick House Of Pig #2
The Wolf came to another House. "Sticks. Will wonders never cease?" He
walked up to the door, and stated "Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me come
In." "Go Fuck Off, Mangy Fur-Ball" My, My! This Little Pig is as foul
mouthed as the last one. "What did You Say?" he replied. "Read My Lips,"
The Pig said, opening The Mail Slot and shoving his butt against the door.
"Ok.." the Wolf growled, slammed his big dick in through the hole,
impaling the porker. He shoved both fore-paws through the Stick-Door and
clamped them onto the boar's thighs, rotating his hips, pistoning all 9
inches in-and-out of it's hot shitter. "I'll Mangy Fur-Ball You!" he
snarled, enjoying both the Hot, tight hole, and it's owner's squealing. He
gritted his teeth, hosing the porker's intestines with canine cum. When he
finished, The Wolf found the house hadn't survived his lusty usage of the
shoat. So he slowly pulled free, removed what was left of the door from
his wrists, and continued on down the pathway..
The Second Little Pig ran all the way to his Brother's Brick House,
holding His butt with both hocks.
The Brick House Of Pig #3
Pig #3, opened the door. There were his brothers, holding onto their
ass's, and squealing about being buggered by a wolf. He chuckled. Served
them right. They used terrible language, were lazy and usually up to no
good. However they were still his Brothers, and so he let them in. The
next day a large Wolf came strolling down the lane. A beautiful brick
cottage came in sight.. Perhaps a more civilized person lived here. He
knocked on the ornate door, caressing the hand-cut reliefs. "Yes?" The
creature was speechless.. At Last! He cleared his throat. "Little Pig,
Little Pig, Let me come in." He waited expectantly.. "Not by the hair of
my chinny-chin chin.." Elated, he continued. "Then, I'll huff, and puff,
and.." A pair of familiar voices chimed from the door. "Huff and Puff on
this!" they said sticking their corkscrew cocks out through the parcel
slot. Why those ungrateful.. He grabbed the curlicue's, yanking on the
pig-dicks. They shuddered in his grasp. He knelt down and nibbled on one.
'Pretty good..' He licked on the other. Then sticking them in his mouth
like a man trying to smoke 2 cigarettes at once, the canine started
sucking hungrily. "Cum, You little Bastaaa...!" The third pig had sneaked
out the back door, expecting to ambush the wolf. But, seeing the him
pawing on his brother's nuts, and slobbering over their dicks, the animal
got other ideas..
He dropped his overalls and jumped on the doggish hindquarters, screwing
his erection into the hot butt, The Wolf, now getting it from both ends,
howled in ecstasy. The two smaller porkers grabbed the doorframe, cumming
so hard they almost passed out. The third Pig, being the eldest, and the
horniest, humped the Wolf with a will. The canine, having sucked The
Little Pigs nuts dry, was really getting off having a cock literally
screwing his ass, but good! "So, You like this.." Hocks grabbed his ears.
The Wolf moaned, as cum spurted into his guts. "Good. So do I." The hog
pulled free, snapped a collar around the furred neck. Come on, Slave, We
have 2 Pigs to punish.." The Wolf nodded, moaning as his new Master
stroked his erection.
The End
C'mon, baby Jesus!
Please Baby Jesus, give it to me!
Merry Turd-mas everyone! I had a sausage, mushroom and pepperoni pizza last night. The bread kind of bound me up so the turd was very hard to get out and I made a loud fart as it came out. It made a report like a .22 rifle.
It took a good 15 seconds of pushing to get it on its way. It was a generic brown color and had a slight odor
to it. It was about 18 inches long. I rate this turd as a 7.
Atleast I am not an AC fucktard replying to trolls on Christmas. Plus, I am not a Christian, so X-mas doesn't mean squat to me; it is just another day.
It is for social/political reasons. K5 has/had the ability to tell you how modded your comment. Taco and pals just don't want people to know that they activly censor people since they always spout off about free speach and censorship.
How dare you talk about Jews on Baby Jesus' Birthday! The Jews killed Jesus. I am pretty sure you are going to hell now.
Well, while getting my degrees from Purdue there was an anime club that showed movies in the attic of the dorm I was in. They would show them til 5am. When I was drunk and couldn't sleep/pass-out, I would sit up there and watch the shows. Plus, thereis a differance between watching shows and being obsessive about shows. As an example, I watch SouthPark every week, but I don't cream my shorts everytime it gets mentioned on some web-site somewhere. Taco drops his trousers and starts to wank when The Podunk Times mentions anime, that is obsessive.
speak english or die, mother fucker.
A lot of Japanese animation fans I know are into the whole mode of thought that people who aren't watching Japanese cartoons are missing out on something wonderful and fullfilling in life -- a lot like the way Jesus-freaks tell you that unless you are obsessed with Jesus, you are missing out on something. When you have a friend who is over-the-edge in his Japanimation dweebiness, it seems that every time you talk to them, no matter what the subject is, they always want to tell you about their favorite anime show, or the latest news from Japan about upcoming shows; some do this regardless of whether or not they know you have no interest in the subject. The thing I really hate the most is the total emersion that some anime fans get into -- "dedicating" every corner of their lives to it by buying all manner of posters, books, magazines, studying Japanese just to be able to read the comics or understand the videos, buyng Japanese versions of popular video game systems just to play anime-oriented video games, and intellectualizing the plot of a cartoon as though it had some deep, heady philosophy imbedded into it. If you are doing almost all of these things listed, and not just one or two, you have a serious peoblem. I can't stand people like that, because being around them is like being around a mentally ill person who is trapped in their childhood. Let's face it. Japanese animation is juvelnile, insipid, and endless in it's artistic, thematic, and storyline incestuousness. Every character looks like they came from the same artist - an artist who himself is obsessed with impossible body figures and puppy- dog eyes. The plots are always borrowing from each other -- I swear I saw over 100 different anime shows that had the same plots, characters, and sound effects. I mean, what makes a 35-year-old adult want to watch shows that are intended for a 12-and-under audience is beyond me -- it's sort of like seeing a fully grown man who can't wait for the next "Free Willy" movie to come out. Aren't these people bored with the fact that they're getting the same recycled kiddie-crap over-and-over? Are they like the pathetic Star Trek geeks, who could watch the same episodes of Trek drek over and over again without getting bored? I dunno. I got out of all of that crap before even I understood it's appeal. All I do know is that these people are pretty scary, and that being among a crowd of them is very similar to being among a crowd of mental patients -- almost like being the only sane person trapped in an insane asylum.
Same here. My family is 500 miles away and i am here at work. I guess I'll have to troll all day!
Anime is for child molesters and perverts.
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cockgnome...asshobbit...heh....that is funny.
I am pretty sure I am at the top of the 'Top Ten Abusers' list that Slash keeps. I also think he is jealous cause I get fan mail and he does not.
I've already brought Jon Katz to his knees, and lets just say that wasn't quite what I had in mind. I had a dozen Japanese exchange students over, so we decided to make a bukake film with Jon while he was down there.
How much did Jon pay you for that? He offered $100 to suck a greasy turd out of my ass, but he wouldn't pay travel expenses, so we had to call it off. Jon is a good sport. Next time you see him, ask him what the most perverse thing he will do for $20. You will be plesantly supprised.
None of the Slashbots will have a problem there. ;)
Good one Timmah!
God Bless!
What are you waiting for? Get the fuck out!
I agree with this post!
I hope he will update his company's program that scrapes email addresses off of web-sites. I am sure that the spammers that use his program will be thrilled.