Hello everyone. I am glad to be back home! I had 3 steak tacos last night. They were very good.
I was kinda bound up from my flight. The turd was very big; it was about 2 days worth of poo. The turd
was multi colored and the color division was almost right in the middle. I had a bagel and braunschwager with
some tea before I left Amsterdam. The European part of the turd was a light brown in color and the
American side was a much darker brown. It was very hard. There was no smell to it at all and the wipe
was about the cleanest you can get. It did take two flushes to get the turd to align itself right so it
would go down the tube. I rate this turd an '8.5'.
Merry Christmas everyone!
The Turd Report (from amsterdam office)
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Well, I don't have much time. So, this might look sloppy. I have been eating European food for the past few days and it has messed my guts up a bit. My poops have been explosive. Not messy, but explosive. I ate a Argentine steak last night and it made a turd that ricals any 100% American turd I have shat. It was solid and sounded like a cannon. There was a nice smell to it.
Toilets in Amsterdam are the best in the world. They are nice and deep. The one in my hotel roon is a good 2 foot deep. I don't have to worry about my nuts hitting th ewater. God Bless Amsterdam+
Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people
who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare
for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who
submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes
them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to
show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net.
Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things
back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old
high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids
made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to
the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they
are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot
staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff
doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.
What would you suggest we do about fixing the System? We have submitted big fixes that would solve most of Slashdot's moderation system, but Taco and his henchfags don't care. They just give some lame asses excuse like: "Editors are Users." When asked to label editor moderations. You might want to look at the link I gave as the subject and see what is going on.
Well, I can't be 100% helpful, so here is a goatse.cx link.
"The BBC reports in an article that the Jamie Odyssey asscraft has detected large deposits of semen in deep depths using its goatse.cx assometer. This may indicate significant faggotry on the Slashdot staff"
Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people
who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare
for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who
submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes
them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to
show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net.
Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things
back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old
high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids
made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to
the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they
are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot
staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff
doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.
Oddly, I have had several people ask for such a HOWTO. Rating a turd is kinda personal and subjective, but i will try to find some free time to write some basic guidelines. I will post it here when I am done. Thanks for the suggestion!
You seem like the right person to ask. Would you mind licking my rim clean? I just took a nasty shit and I want to be sure everything is OK down there. Thanks!
It was Taco day at the vomitorium here at work. I had 4 beef tacos. They were pretty good. I
had a nice turd this morning. It took a little bit of pushing to get it moving, but then it
came out fine. It was a drak brown in color and had a sharp smell to it. It was about 16 inches long
and thick as a golfball. the jet-flusher had no problem taking it down. I rate this turd a 7.
Thanks for mentioning me by name; I am going to print it out and tack it to my office wall. Could you tell me where I rank on the Top 10 Abusers list? Actually could you let us know who is on it and what their rank is. I have a side bet with some of my fellow trolls and it might help me win $10. Thanks!
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Merry Christmas everyone!
Toilets in Amsterdam are the best in the world. They are nice and deep. The one in my hotel roon is a good 2 foot deep. I don't have to worry about my nuts hitting th ewater. God Bless Amsterdam+
Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.
Please discuss
Posting about Slashdot editors/janitors is always on topic for any Slashdot article. Thanks for your reply!
Michael Loves me!
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Michael Loves me: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=24759&cid=2696 506
Say good bye to your Karma! Taco and his henchfags are going to bitch slap you now! Just become a troll and enjoy the ride!
enjoy: http://www.kleper.com/scott/graffiti.html
Don't post lots of goatse.cx links to this fools weblog: a moron
Thank you for your support. Please visit the link in the subject.
Well, I can't be 100% helpful, so here is a goatse.cx link.
"The BBC reports in an article that the Jamie Odyssey asscraft has detected large deposits of semen in deep depths using its goatse.cx assometer. This may indicate significant faggotry on the Slashdot staff"
Why would the Martians go to the trouble of building a planet-wide canal system if there was no water to fill them up?
Simple... Beer canals!
Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.
Please discuss
You seem like the right guy to ask. Would you mind licking my anus clean? Thanks!
Compared to Michael, the Goatse.cx guy is an anal virgin. Michael could fit the Goatse.cx Guy in his anus.
Some one has posted Goatse.cx to his weblog.
Oddly, I have had several people ask for such a HOWTO. Rating a turd is kinda personal and subjective, but i will try to find some free time to write some basic guidelines. I will post it here when I am done. Thanks for the suggestion!
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=display&id=2881& uid=169099
You seem like the right person to ask. Would you mind licking my rim clean? I just took a nasty shit and I want to be sure everything is OK down there. Thanks!
Please take a moment and vote in my poll:
- Have any Slashdot editors/janitors
- mentioned you by name in a post?
- No.
- Yes: CmdrTaco
- Yes: Hemos
- Yes: Timmah!
- Yes: Michael
- Yes: ChrisD
- Yes: Cowboy Neal
Thank you!I like it. It has a funky beat and I can troll to it.
Thanks for mentioning me by name; I am going to print it out and tack it to my office wall. Could you tell me where I rank on the Top 10 Abusers list? Actually could you let us know who is on it and what their rank is. I have a side bet with some of my fellow trolls and it might help me win $10. Thanks!
It should only take you a half hour, tops. You in the DC area?
Hey! You seem like the right person to ask. Would you please lick my rim clean? Thanks!