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  1. Open Letter to Jon Katz on Defining Globalism · · Score: -1

    Jon, do you think anyone cares ag\bout what you have to say. I know there are some here who pity you but no one likes you and you have no friends. So, what is keeping you from walking out into the sea, or into on-coming traffic? There are thousands of lonely, angst ridden teenage boy virgins is lamer heaven. They are waiting for you. Please take some time to think about this, and be honest with yourself.

  2. Defining crap on Defining Globalism · · Score: -1
    Crap == katz.

    Nuff said.

  3. Eat a dick, Taco! on Intel's 802.11A Wireless: 5x Faster · · Score: -1

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  4. Re:Well, well, well... (In German) on NVidia NV17M Mobile GPU Preview · · Score: -1
    I think babelfish buggered this one pretty well:

    Congratulations on your beautiful first distribution. I require that I had even a quarter of the signalling capacities, which have you. I require likewise that their give mom me backwards my modification. The deaf-mute dog was not even in value the five dollar, which loaded her, still fewer the twenty, which I asked it to break for me. Oh well I guesses, who am, you received, in order to make confidence to whore from skank.

  5. Re:Well, well, well... on NVidia NV17M Mobile GPU Preview · · Score: -1

    irst osts re he est osts! here id he irst etters f hese ords? uck!

  6. Well, well, well... on NVidia NV17M Mobile GPU Preview · · Score: -1

    Lookie here. A Fresh article to ost in! Wh00t!

  7. Re:XP? on AMD Athlon XP 2000+ Review 6 Weeks Before Release · · Score: -1

    Heh, true that. I guess the AthlonAOL would be the ultimate in suckage, well maybe AthlonWebTV would be worse, but not by much...

  8. Re:Goddamnit!! on Public Domain Conference Papers Online. · · Score: -1

    With all the time that Slashdot has been down today, it has been hard to get and good trolling done.

  9. Re:XP? on AMD Athlon XP 2000+ Review 6 Weeks Before Release · · Score: -1
    Oh well. Your loss, fuckstick.

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  10. Re:heh on Third Time Lucky for OPN · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post!

  11. The Linux Chapter11 Game? on The Linux Distribution Game · · Score: -1

    So, you just cross off the logo of the companies that go under?

  12. Re:This is a Troll Article on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1

    C'mon. Admit that you are a troll. There is nothing wrong with that. And you will not be a hypocrite like all the editors and slashbots here.

  13. Re:Where? on Flat-Rate Wireless Where The Sun Don't Shine (Much) · · Score: -1

    I didn't think their would be any room. His head takes up most of the available space.

  14. The Turd Report (Special Weekend edition) 11/10/01 on Flat-Rate Wireless Where The Sun Don't Shine (Much) · · Score: -1

    I have Pho yesterday. For those of you who don't know Pho is vietnamese for nasty water with noodles and meat. It tastes ok, but it would not be my first choice for things to eat. But, my boss paid for it, so I can not bitch about it too much.
    It took a good 15 seconds of pushing to get this turd going. I had a lot of hot sauce in my Pho, so it burned a bit while coming out. There was a distinct dirt smell to it. I farted a lot durning the procedure. They turn off the light in the bathroom here on the weekends, so I had to judge this via the light from my Zippo. I could not tell the color of it; I did not want to get my lighter too close to the bowl, due to a possibily of explosion due to all the methane in the air. It looked like a dark brown. It was about 9 inches long and as big around as a golf ball. I rate this turd a 7.

  15. Sold on thinkgeek? on The PayPal Phenomenon · · Score: -1

    Where is the standard: "can be purchased from $OSDN_company" link?

  16. Re:next generation Apache ready for prime time?? on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1

    Beacuse it is free and OSS freaks don't pay for squat.

  17. Re:Frost Piss! on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1

    So, it is an average day there, eh?

  18. Holy Fucking Shit!!!1!!1! on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1
    What?!? Is Slashdot actually plugging a NON-OSS piece of software?!? How much did Covalent pay for that? What does RMS have to say about this? Is he going to try to get on Covalent's Board of Directors to right this horrible injustice to OSS and GNU/Freesoftware?!??!!?!

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  19. Re:Frost Piss! on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1
    Sorry to hear that. I hope things clear up, or you get the hell out of there soon.

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  20. This is a Troll Article on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1

    Only Trolls have posted so far. I claim this article in the name of the Troll Empire!

  21. Re:hey on The PayPal Phenomenon · · Score: -1
    C'mon, Katz. If you are going to post, please log in to do so. Or have you forgotten your password again? In case you forgot it is: 'h0tAnus'.

    HTH, HAND, FOAD!

  22. Frost Piss! on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1

    Well, it is a beautiful Saturday morning here in Ashburn, Virginia. How is everything in your part of the world?

  23. Yes, I am a tard... (reformatted) on Government to Eavesdrop on Lawyer-Client Conversations · · Score: -1

    Sung to Ben Folds' "Rocking the Suburbs"

    let me tell ya'll what it's like
    trollig slashdot day and night
    it's a bitch, if you don't believe
    look at my posting history
    troll on

    i got turds going down the drain
    a rating system i can't explain
    massive turds give me anal pain
    Jamie bans me while Taco complains

    i'm trolling on slashdot
    just like OSM did
    i'm trolling on slashdot
    except that he was talented
    i'm trolling on slashdot
    i take ban and some flack
    while a mod with some points
    mods me down while smoking crack

    i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
    when slashbots chant the party line
    Katz like his boys nice and tight
    he is gonna bust a nut tonight
    i don't know how much i can take
    Taco give me a filter i can break

    i'm trolling on slashdot
    just like Meept! did
    i'm trolling on slashdot
    except that he wes talented
    i'm trolling on slashdot
    i take ban and some flack
    while a mod with some points
    mods me down while smoking crack

    in a craze these days
    i pull my web browser
    i can feel that something's sour
    i can feel that someone's modding me
    with troll and flamebait
    sending negative karmamy way
    cause my great great great great post
    made fun of Taco an pals being gay
    it was my idea
    it was my idea
    it always was my idea
    i just decided to post
    and say that RMS is gay

    ya'll don't know what it's like
    trolling slashdot day and night
    it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
    first post!

    just like Hot Grits Guy did
    i'm trolling on slashdot
    except that he was talented
    i'm trolling on slashdot
    i take ban and some flack
    while a mod with some points
    mods me down while smoking crack
    i'm rocking the suburbs
    you'd better look out because i'm gonna say grits!

  24. Trolling on Slashdot - a song (re-fromatted) on Government to Eavesdrop on Lawyer-Client Conversations · · Score: -1

    let me tell ya'll what it's like trollig slashdot day and night it's a bitch, if you don't believe look at my posting history troll on i got turds going down the drain a rating system i can't explain massive turds give me anal pain Jamie bans me while Taco complains i'm trolling on slashdot just like OSM did i'm trolling on slashdot except that he was talented i'm trolling on slashdot i take ban and some flack while a mod with some points mods me down while smoking crack i'm pissed off but i'm too polite when slashbots chant the party line Katz like his boys nice and tight he is gonna bust a nut tonight i don't know how much i can take Taco give me a filter i can break i'm trolling on slashdot just like Meept! did i'm trolling on slashdot except that he wes talented i'm trolling on slashdot i take ban and some flack while a mod with some points mods me down while smoking crack in a craze these days i pull my web browser i can feel that something's sour i can feel that someone's modding me with troll and flamebait sending negative karmamy way cause my great great great great post made fun of Taco an pals being gay it was my idea it was my idea it always was my idea i just decided to post and say that RMS is gay ya'll don't know what it's like trolling slashdot day and night it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say first post! just like Hot Grits Guy did i'm trolling on slashdot except that he was talented i'm trolling on slashdot i take ban and some flack while a mod with some points mods me down while smoking crack i'm rocking the suburbs you'd better look out because i'm gonna say grits!

  25. Trolling on Slashdot - A song! on Government to Eavesdrop on Lawyer-Client Conversations · · Score: -1

    Sung to Ben Folds' Rocking the Suburbs let me tell ya'll what it's like trollig slashdot day and night it's a bitch, if you don't believe look at my posting history troll on i got turds going down the drain a rating system i can't explain massive turds give me anal pain Jamie bans me while Taco complains i'm trolling on slashdot just like OSM did i'm trolling on slashdot except that he was talented i'm trolling on slashdot i take ban and some flack while a mod with some points mods me down while smoking crack i'm pissed off but i'm too polite when slashbots chant the party line Katz like his boys nice and tight he is gonna bust a nut tonight i don't know how much i can take Taco give me a filter i can break i'm trolling on slashdot just like Meept! did i'm trolling on slashdot except that he wes talented i'm trolling on slashdot i take ban and some flack while a mod with some points mods me down while smoking crack in a craze these days i pull my web browser i can feel that something's sour i can feel that someone's modding me with troll and flamebait sending negative karmamy way cause my great great great great post made fun of Taco an pals being gay it was my idea it was my idea it always was my idea i just decided to post and say that RMS is gay ya'll don't know what it's like trolling slashdot day and night it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say first post! just like Hot Grits Guy did i'm trolling on slashdot except that he was talented i'm trolling on slashdot i take ban and some flack while a mod with some points mods me down while smoking crack i'm rocking the suburbs you'd better look out because i'm gonna say grits!