let me tell ya'll what it's like
trollig slashdot day and night
it's a bitch, if you don't believe
look at my posting history
troll on
i got turds going down the drain
a rating system i can't explain
massive turds give me anal pain
Jamie bans me while Taco complains
i'm trolling on slashdot
just like OSM did
i'm trolling on slashdot
except that he was talented
i'm trolling on slashdot
i take ban and some flack
while a mod with some points
mods me down while smoking crack
i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
when slashbots chant the party line
Katz like his boys nice and tight
he is gonna bust a nut tonight
i don't know how much i can take
Taco give me a filter i can break
i'm trolling on slashdot
just like Meept! did
i'm trolling on slashdot
except that he wes talented
i'm trolling on slashdot
i take ban and some flack
while a mod with some points
mods me down while smoking crack
in a craze these days
i pull my web browser
i can feel that something's sour
i can feel that someone's modding me
with troll and flamebait
sending negative karmamy way
cause my great great great great post
made fun of Taco an pals being gay
it was my idea
it was my idea
it always was my idea
i just decided to post
and say that RMS is gay
ya'll don't know what it's like
trolling slashdot day and night
it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
first post!
just like Hot Grits Guy did
i'm trolling on slashdot
except that he was talented
i'm trolling on slashdot
i take ban and some flack
while a mod with some points
mods me down while smoking crack
i'm rocking the suburbs
you'd better look out because i'm gonna say grits!
I had a pretty bad one this morning - one decent snake, about 7 inches; then I had to work to get two more small chunks out. They were pretty hot two - my cornhole was uncomfortable for a good 10 minutes afterward I understand. I have had 'The Ring of Fire' myself. It isn't fun. I try to time my dumps with my daily shower in an attempt to any problems due to a messy wipe job.
Miniature turds? That is what happened this morning. They were small, both
in length and diameter. They were about 1/2 inch in diameter and 3-4 inches
long and peanut shaped. I had Crab Rangoons last night and they usually make
a good turd, not perfect mind you, but good. It took minimal work to get
these out. There were about 6 of them there. Color was a generic brown
and there was a slight smell. They flushed with no problem. There were
interesting, but disapointing. I rate it a 5.
Well, he could be 'working' for slashdot. I think that would be worse. I hear part of the interview is having to toss Jon Katz's salad while Taco and pals watch.
- find someone who isn't a social reject or geek who watches buffy By definition of Buffy Fan, this is impossible
- find a geek or social reject who gets laid Once again, by definition, this is impossible.
- place my fist repeatedly through your face, reach down your throat until I hit your colon, grab a handful of your foul colon-shit, pull my fist out and smear it over your eyes and up your nose, implanting it far enough into your sinuses that you either smell shit for the rest of your life, or suffocate on your own shit. Well, if you are ever in NoVa, you should feel free to try that. Just so you know, I have had bowel movements that worried me more than you and your lame threats.
Pick one, because all three tasks are manageable (and fun!) for me;) I hope you think getting shoved up you own butthole until you disapear is fun, cause I am sure that is what would happen if you were silly enough to try the third.
I have crapped out some long turds. I would guess about 2 feet is the longest. I have has some big ones, with respect to width, as big around as a beer can. It hurt like hell and would not go down the pipe. I heard that facilities had to cut it up with a coathanger.
Well, I tried a new food yesterday: Microwaveable pork rinds. They tasted
ok. (Well, as good as pork rinds *can* taste) But, they smelled like hell.
i ate most of the bag, but had to throw the rest away. I also ate a cubana
beef and a bowl of shrimp bisque. My turd was rather unusual. It was a
large turd that was formed from several dozen turdlets. Each turdlet was about
1 inch in diameter. The whole turd was about 15 inches long. It was a generic
doo doo brown in color. The pork rinds must not have digested well cause it
(the turd) smelled like pork fat. The smell almost made me gag. Some poor soul
wandered in and caught the wrath of my turd. He kinda choked and walked right
back out. It took a bit of work to get the turd out, but once it got moving,
there was no problem with it. I rank this turd as a 7.
I do have a question for the group: Which stall in the bathroom do you prefer?
I prefer the handicap stall. It has handrails and is nice and roomy. I can
streach out and enjoy a relaxing dump. The handrails are nice to grasp on to
if you are trying to lay a monster turd, but they are also nice to put your feet
on. Please discuss.
Slashdot Mirror
Bill Gates. Who else has inspired more OSS programmers to do thier work?
observe this!
Read and commented.
Dude, play some skinard, man!
Sung to Ben Folds "Rocking the Suburbs"
let me tell ya'll what it's like
trollig slashdot day and night
it's a bitch, if you don't believe
look at my posting history
troll on
i got turds going down the drain
a rating system i can't explain
massive turds give me anal pain
Jamie bans me while Taco complains
i'm trolling on slashdot
just like OSM did
i'm trolling on slashdot
except that he was talented
i'm trolling on slashdot
i take ban and some flack
while a mod with some points
mods me down while smoking crack
i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
when slashbots chant the party line
Katz like his boys nice and tight
he is gonna bust a nut tonight
i don't know how much i can take
Taco give me a filter i can break
i'm trolling on slashdot
just like Meept! did
i'm trolling on slashdot
except that he wes talented
i'm trolling on slashdot
i take ban and some flack
while a mod with some points
mods me down while smoking crack
in a craze these days
i pull my web browser
i can feel that something's sour
i can feel that someone's modding me
with troll and flamebait
sending negative karmamy way
cause my great great great great post
made fun of Taco an pals being gay
it was my idea
it was my idea
it always was my idea
i just decided to post
and say that RMS is gay
ya'll don't know what it's like
trolling slashdot day and night
it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
first post!
just like Hot Grits Guy did
i'm trolling on slashdot
except that he was talented
i'm trolling on slashdot
i take ban and some flack
while a mod with some points
mods me down while smoking crack
i'm rocking the suburbs
you'd better look out because i'm gonna say grits!
If you hate MS so much, why do you follow their every move and try to emulate it? Can't OSS freaks come up w/ an original idea?
I understand. I have had 'The Ring of Fire' myself. It isn't fun. I try to time my dumps with my daily shower in an attempt to any problems due to a messy wipe job.
I hope your next turd is a '10'!
*BTW, UUnet does not exist anymore, they are called WorldCom, if you are going to bitch, at least bitch about the right thing. Thank you.
Miniature turds? That is what happened this morning. They were small, both in length and diameter. They were about 1/2 inch in diameter and 3-4 inches long and peanut shaped. I had Crab Rangoons last night and they usually make a good turd, not perfect mind you, but good. It took minimal work to get these out. There were about 6 of them there. Color was a generic brown and there was a slight smell. They flushed with no problem. There were interesting, but disapointing. I rate it a 5.
Well, he could be 'working' for slashdot. I think that would be worse. I hear part of the interview is having to toss Jon Katz's salad while Taco and pals watch.
By definition of Buffy Fan, this is impossible
- find a geek or social reject who gets laid
Once again, by definition, this is impossible.
- place my fist repeatedly through your face, reach down your throat until I hit your colon, grab a handful of your foul colon-shit, pull my fist out and smear it over your eyes and up your nose, implanting it far enough into your sinuses that you either smell shit for the rest of your life, or suffocate on your own shit.
Well, if you are ever in NoVa, you should feel free to try that. Just so you know, I have had bowel movements that worried me more than you and your lame threats.
Pick one, because all three tasks are manageable (and fun!) for me ;)
I hope you think getting shoved up you own butthole until you disapear is fun, cause I am sure that is what would happen if you were silly enough to try the third.
A goat. It has horns you can grab on to.
No. That is why he is in here looking for free legal advice.
Social rejects and geeks do not get laid.
Thus, you have never been laid.
And, no, your constant jerking off to Buffy does not count as getting laid. Thank you, please drive thru.
But, Slashbots would not have anything to wank to if they watched the Family Guy.
I agree with this post.
You watch Buffy? When is the last time you talked to a girl in RL?
They like Buffy. That is explanation enough. Also, Slashbots have the motto of: "If it isn't anime from Japland, it is crap."
N/T
I have crapped out some long turds. I would guess about 2 feet is the longest. I have has some big ones, with respect to width, as big around as a beer can. It hurt like hell and would not go down the pipe. I heard that facilities had to cut it up with a coathanger.
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I do have a question for the group: Which stall in the bathroom do you prefer? I prefer the handicap stall. It has handrails and is nice and roomy. I can streach out and enjoy a relaxing dump. The handrails are nice to grasp on to if you are trying to lay a monster turd, but they are also nice to put your feet on. Please discuss.
Sucka ACs get flat, mother fucker!
Is it because you are a tard?
you're just fucking stupid too. :-)
Odd, he isn't the one who keeps crashing his box. I can only conclude that it is you who is 'too fucking stupid'.
Did she make it out of the building alive?