How do we know this guys junk wasn't dammaged in the first place? I wouldn't be shocked to find out a linux zealot was trying to scam UPS in this fashion.
That is a made up story. Everyone knows Jon Katz only has sex with angst ridden teenage boys. I can believe everything else but having Jon having sex with some one who is older than 14 is unbelievable.
Riceboys are guys who own low end japaneese cars that have been 'modified'. Now when I say modified I mean covered with stickers from companies whose parts they could never afford and have some other cheap (as in price and quality) 'upgrades'; the standard being the coffee can tailpipe. One tried to race me on the way into work this morning. It was sad. At 80MPH his car just petered out and all but fell apart. I caught up to me at the light and just stared, like some kind of hardass. I just started laughing and pointing. He gets out of his car. He looks like 'The Rock', but weaker and more pathetic. He starts yelling like some fool, telling me he is going to kick my ass. I get out of my car. I am 6'8" and 300 lbs, he isn't. I tell him to get back in his faggoty assed honda, or I am going to fist-fuck him to death right in the middle of the street. He gets in his car and putters off. Fucking riceboy.
Luckily, the janitorial staff here put replace the rolls every night. They put the half used rolls on top of the despensers. I use those rolls. Or, I just pick the lock and take the roll out
This is at work, so it is very clean. I have never used a bathroom at a fastfood joint. Well, not to take a dump anyway.
I have been eating salad for the past few days. All I can say is that it
is really cleaning out the pipes as it were. I dropped a pyramid of poop
this morning. It did not have aturd shape; it was just a huge pile. It stunk.
People coming in to the bathroom gagged. The poop was above the water line.
It was a dark brown and came out easily and quickly. I will rate this as
a 7. I would like to comment on bathroom toilet paper despensers. They
are impossible to get any usable quantity of TP. Most of the time I am only
able to get 3 or 4 sheets before it rips. That is very irritating. I have
found a way to get the locked TP boxes open and just pull the whole roll out.
I can get a good wad of TP that way. How do you handle stingy TP despensers?
Well, I am 6'8". The kiddie urinal is much too low for me to crap in. Maybe the regular urinal. I would have to come in after normal working hours, but it is possible I guess.
I did not eat much yesterday, so today's turd was a real shocker. It
did not feel like there was much coming out while I was taking a dump.
But there was a massive amout of shit there. It was not one big turd,
but it was just a huge pile. It looked like the classic pile of shit.
It was a generic brown in color. It came out just as easy as can be.
The smell was minimal. The real plus was, it even clogged the turbo-flusher
at work. I all but fell over in amazement. I will rate this 'turd' a
7.
I would like to comment on poor bathroom design. Here at work there are
only 2 stalls (and 2 urinals, one of them is a kiddie urinal, that is a
different rant). This is a horrible set-up as there is no 'buffer stall'
as needed in my bathroom rules. if someone else wants to take a dump,
they have to sit next to me. This is not acceptable. There is one guy
who insists on talking to me while I am trying to take a dump. I have
no way to escape this guy; it is if he waits for me to go into the bathroom
and he follows me in.
Dude, you got it! Gratz! Thanks for showing up for Troll Tuesday!11!!!1
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I had a lot of hot sauce on my beef burrito last night. This morning, when i took a shit, I experienced a 'ring of fire'. Boy, that hurt.
Fuck those editors. What kind of fucking story is this? Yet another "CGI in film" post; what a bunch of shit.
How do we know this guys junk wasn't dammaged in the first place? I wouldn't be shocked to find out a linux zealot was trying to scam UPS in this fashion.
That is a made up story. Everyone knows Jon Katz only has sex with angst ridden teenage boys. I can believe everything else but having Jon having sex with some one who is older than 14 is unbelievable.
It is funny because he is Canadian. Anything related to Canada is funny. Like how they say 'eh' after everything. That is funny as fuck!
If he is black, is it ok if he calls himself a nigger?
Riceboys are guys who own low end japaneese cars that have been 'modified'. Now when I say modified I mean covered with stickers from companies whose parts they could never afford and have some other cheap (as in price and quality) 'upgrades'; the standard being the coffee can tailpipe. One tried to race me on the way into work this morning. It was sad. At 80MPH his car just petered out and all but fell apart. I caught up to me at the light and just stared, like some kind of hardass. I just started laughing and pointing. He gets out of his car. He looks like 'The Rock', but weaker and more pathetic. He starts yelling like some fool, telling me he is going to kick my ass. I get out of my car. I am 6'8" and 300 lbs, he isn't. I tell him to get back in his faggoty assed honda, or I am going to fist-fuck him to death right in the middle of the street. He gets in his car and putters off. Fucking riceboy.
If he could be, he would qualify to be on the Slashdot editorial staff.
This is at work, so it is very clean. I have never used a bathroom at a fastfood joint. Well, not to take a dump anyway.
When will RMS start bitching about it? Will he try to join its board of directors so he can start babbling about some kooky assed shit?
I have been eating salad for the past few days. All I can say is that it is really cleaning out the pipes as it were. I dropped a pyramid of poop this morning. It did not have aturd shape; it was just a huge pile. It stunk. People coming in to the bathroom gagged. The poop was above the water line. It was a dark brown and came out easily and quickly. I will rate this as a 7.
I would like to comment on bathroom toilet paper despensers. They are impossible to get any usable quantity of TP. Most of the time I am only able to get 3 or 4 sheets before it rips. That is very irritating. I have found a way to get the locked TP boxes open and just pull the whole roll out. I can get a good wad of TP that way. How do you handle stingy TP despensers?
Well, I am 6'8". The kiddie urinal is much too low for me to crap in. Maybe the regular urinal. I would have to come in after normal working hours, but it is possible I guess.
I hope that spamware author stays in jail. I am tired of people like him enabling spammers by writing web harvesting software for them.
You have obviously never had your IP subnet banned by slashdot. Slashdot is censorware.
I did not eat much yesterday, so today's turd was a real shocker. It did not feel like there was much coming out while I was taking a dump. But there was a massive amout of shit there. It was not one big turd, but it was just a huge pile. It looked like the classic pile of shit. It was a generic brown in color. It came out just as easy as can be. The smell was minimal. The real plus was, it even clogged the turbo-flusher at work. I all but fell over in amazement. I will rate this 'turd' a 7.
I would like to comment on poor bathroom design. Here at work there are only 2 stalls (and 2 urinals, one of them is a kiddie urinal, that is a different rant). This is a horrible set-up as there is no 'buffer stall' as needed in my bathroom rules. if someone else wants to take a dump, they have to sit next to me. This is not acceptable. There is one guy who insists on talking to me while I am trying to take a dump. I have no way to escape this guy; it is if he waits for me to go into the bathroom and he follows me in.
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Lot of air in this port!
Sucka ACs get flat, mother fucker!
When will Taco and Homos fully disclose that they are gay lovers? When will Katz fully disclose that he loves *wink wink* little boys?
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Well, let's fill this baby up with trolls! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1! It is Troll Tuesday!!!1!11!
The 'modern' pentium is just a 4004 overclocked out the ying-yang. Honest!
It is something for all the kooks (on both sides) to foam at the mouth about.