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  1. Re:Wuh? on FBI Bugging Public Libraries · · Score: 1
    You must not be going to the right libraries.

    Well...let me re-state it: there is considerably less variety. The public library down the street doesn't have nearly enough asian lesbo porn.

  2. Re:Wuh? on FBI Bugging Public Libraries · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is just like the interweb, except you have to leave your house to access it and there is considerably *less* porn.

  3. Consumers? on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    100% of RIAA and their cronies *want* Crippled CDs. Whose $ do you think politicians are going to listen to?

  4. Will It Work As A Drop-in For 5.0? on Yet Another Exchange Killer? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I get customers who have '5.0', it is an open relay by default and can not be secured, who get hijacked by spammers. The only way for them to secure their server is to buy '5.5'. The subject line has my question. Anyone know?

  5. Re:Movie pirates on Leak Star Wars, Go To Jail · · Score: 2, Funny

    He better switch that golden parachute for a golden chasity belt, so he won't get ass raped while in the slammer. :)

  6. Re:One question... on Ask Donald Becker · · Score: 1

    Well, searching for 'windows beowulf' in Google shows that a lot of other people call them that.

  7. Re:One question... on Ask Donald Becker · · Score: 3, Informative

    But, there have been beowulf clusters made out of Windows boxes.

  8. Waiting for a floppy install on Gentoo Linux Reloaded · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With my newest box, it came down to either being Debian or Gentoo. Gentoo would only do a CD install (I didn't have a CD-R) so Debian won. Give me a floppy/FTP install and I will give it a go.

  9. Junis? on FreeBSD 4.7-RELEASE · · Score: -1, Troll
    Is that you? After all these years of love I have shown you, you do this to me? You will find your C64 on the sidewalk with your other things.

    --Jon Katz

  10. Re:Over for you maybe. on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 1

    I live in North Virginia. The cheapest house costs $200k and that is for a two bedroom shack. Most of my savings is to have the downpayment for the house. Plus, I have recently been dealing with renal failure. I am looking at moving to W.Virginia, it is a 45 minute drive, but houses can be had for $120k.

  11. Over for you maybe. on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But, those of us who didn't blow every paycheck on toys and assorted junk are doing ok. I drive a modest car, live in a modest apartment and don't live beyond my means. I have 0 credit card debt and 8 months of salary saved away.

  12. Re:gahhhh on Simpsons on the Silver Screen · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Go Crazy?

  13. Re:Bernie on Ask Dr. Vinton Cerf About the Internet · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mr. Cerf will have a hard time answering that due to the fact that Bernie has no sexual organs. Parasites like him replicate via cell division.

  14. Re:People are downloading less pirated music.... on State of Online Music: RIAA's Efforts Paying Off · · Score: 1

    That is what I was thinking. I just wanted to ask: "Are you sure you had the computer ON?"

  15. Re:Buy it... or NOT on Pocket-Sized RC Cars Hit U.S. Soil · · Score: 0

    I am using Moz 1.1 and it comes thru just fine.

  16. Re:People are downloading less pirated music.... on State of Online Music: RIAA's Efforts Paying Off · · Score: 4, Funny
    But I suspect he'll check out some porn, too. We all like porn and downloadable music.

    Back in the day, an 80+ year old guy walks in to the front office of the ISP I am working for.
    "I have a complaint," he yells.
    I groan and ask what he wants to complain about.
    "It is about all this porn on the internet," he tells me.
    I once again groan. This old twit is going to rant on and on about porn...
    "What about it?" I ask.
    "I can't find any of it," he exclaimed.

  17. Re:Game... yay on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 1

    Unless you run it on some MS/Palladium system. :)

  18. Re:The Big Question Was Never Answered on Janis Ian on Life in the Music Business · · Score: 1
    And who are you?
    I am The Turd Report. Sez so right there on the by-line.

    Written a lot of music have you?
    Yes, actually. As well as performing it. Add in painting and sculpture as well. I also enjoy reading/writing peotry.

    Done *anything* positive in your teen years that caused a nation to sit up and take notice of you, even for a few minutes?
    No, but I don't think Ian's pop hit in the hippie days qualifies either. I mean: "Whoopty-doo!" Menudo cranked out some top 40 hoits back in the day, but that does not mean squat.

    Your contribution to the arts and humanities is what, exactly?
    It is infinately more than you know, little snipping-dog. Just because I don't hop down on my knees and rim Ian's crusty butthole does not mean I don't care for the arts and humanities.

  19. The Big Question Was Never Answered on Janis Ian on Life in the Music Business · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Who the fuck are you?" I have never heard of Janis Ian.

  20. Re:OutSide of the US on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 1

    Mostly wild guesses. Lots of child porn spam I have recieved as of late has been for sites in Russia and Spain.

  21. Re:WTF?!! on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 1

    Except no children are going to be spared. There was child pron before the internet and I am sure it will continute to be around even after these 5 sites get nulled. You are giving up your privliges for a feel-good law that does nothing.

  22. Re:OutSide of the US on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 1

    How do you block traffic to a domain on a router? It is much easier to just kill the IP it is on.

  23. Re:only applies in PA... on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 1

    But, how do you just block traffic to IPs in PA? It sounds easy, but it isn't. The easiest way is to just null route the IP off their backbone.

  24. Re:Who's rights we talking about? on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 1

    Do you really believe that chasing these sites around the net is going to end childporn? Do you really think they are not going to just go where the PA AG can't get to them?

  25. OutSide of the US on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most of the sites are outside of the US. Two are is Spain and at least one is in Russia. WorldCom will just null0 the IPs, but, if they are multihomed...