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  1. Re:Patriotic? on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1
    I'm there. Is Troll Tuesday a national holiday there?

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  2. Re:Ummmm on Building Cheap 100 Inch TVs · · Score: -1

    I am getting ready to get something to eat so I can make a nice turd to write about. Any suggestions?

  3. Making Cheap Crack for Mods on Building Cheap 100 Inch TVs · · Score: -1

    We need to find a way to make cheap crack for our moderators. With VALinux's stock in the shitter, slashdot can no longer keep up with their moderators demand for cheap crack. Taco has been cutting the crack with shredded copies of Jon Katz's unsold books, but the moderators have been catching on. What can we use for a cocaine substitute? Any ideas?

  4. Re:Patriotic? on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1

    Dude, your counrty sounds awesome. What kind of immigration laws do you have there?

  5. Re:10/16/2001 turd Report on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1

    That is what I normaly try to do. Some turds just don't have the ability to support them selves after a certain length. Thanks for the pointer tho.

  6. Re:American animation sucks on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1

    ACs are crap, so there. Log in and post like a man, ass pilot. Most people who like Japaneese animation are pedophiles or wierdos; which are you?

  7. Re:I blew my kraut! on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1

    I gave Taco's Mom a pearl enima last night. I was feeling generous so I only charged her $20.

  8. Re:American animation sucks on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck off. To be anti-American is to be pro-terrorism. Scooby-doo rules your ass, fucktard.

  9. Re:that dosn't compute on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    C'mon man, it is LINUX. Linux, man. Like...wow...linux. It is cool. Linux.

  10. Re:10/16/2001 turd Report on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I've been having some lack luster turds as of late, so this ranking is kind of a morale booster was it were. So, the 6 is kinda inflated.

  11. To hell with those krauts on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1

    fuck those nazi bastards.

  12. Slashdot' Anime Fans: on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1
    Slashdot' Anime Fans: Self-Loathing Americans or Acerebral Morons?
    I was wondering why so many Slashdot readers love anime. Having watched such "great" anime as BubbleGum Crisis and Robot Circus, I have come to two possible conclusions: either Slashdot Anime fans are self-loathing Americans, which is a shame considering the tradegy of 9/11, or they are acerebral morons.
    As an American, I have a hard time understanding why Slashdot's Anime fans give thier money to Japan for cartoons. While it is a fact that they make such damn good cameras they can't synch a sound track to save their yellow hides. By indoctrinating our youth with Japaneese propaganda, they have been brain-washed to think that the Japannese are OK. thus Slashdot readers think it is OK to buy anime. (we won't even get into how Slashdot readers squeal about boycotting DVDs, but will run out and buy a DVD of what ever Taco posts about)
    My resoning for the 'acerebral moron' part of my theory is that I just can't explain why a man in his upper 20's (if not 30's) still gets excited over cartoons. At that point you are either a wierdo, or a pedophile
    Please discuss.

  13. 10/16/2001 turd Report on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hello. Welcome to the Troll Tuesday edition of the Turd Report! I did not eat very much, so today's turd was small. I had an order of chicken strips with fries. I also drank a lot of root beer. It took a while for the turd to get started. This made me think it was going to be a massive log. But, it plopped out quick. Two more just like it came out aferwards. The whole process took about 2 minutes; which is short for some of my previous dumps. The looked like slightly squished golfballs and there was no smell. I give these turds a 6.

  14. Re:54mps/100mbps wireless penisbird? on 54 Mbps/100 Mbps Wireless LAN · · Score: -1

    I am waiting for a new article to be posted, so it can be near the top. I also have an anti-anime troll to post up.

  15. Re:802.11b vs 802.11a on 54 Mbps/100 Mbps Wireless LAN · · Score: -1

    because 802.11a is for lusers and lamers like you, lame-luser!

  16. Re:If it weren't for the 2 minute wait... on Autonomic Computing · · Score: -1

    Log in, AC scum!

  17. Re:fp on Autonomic Computing · · Score: -1
    Oh, yeah, It is ON BABY!

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  18. Re:Hey on 54 Mbps/100 Mbps Wireless LAN · · Score: -1

    Yeah. The last few 'Ask Slashdot' have been lame. Oh, and while I am at it: Jon Katz (still) sucks!

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  20. Re:54mps/100mbps wireless penisbird? on 54 Mbps/100 Mbps Wireless LAN · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Troll Tuesday!

  21. Re:ok on Transmeta To Release Next Generation CPU · · Score: 0

    I agree with this post.

  22. Re:But my First Post is here! on Progeny Debian Is No More · · Score: 0

    Propz right back at you, man!

  23. uh-huh on Linux Counter Drops 90.000 Users · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ok, whatever, guys.

  24. Hello all on Net: Now Our Most Serious News Medium? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please read my turd reports; they are about better shit then Katz vomits on us daily.

  25. Re:The Turd Report 10/11/2001 on Napster Calls MusicNet Monopolistic; Judge Agrees · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well, I have just set up this new account to make that easier. I am glad you enjoy my turds as much as I do.