If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause
no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of
slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to
be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks
that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on
the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have
latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they
love to defend it; even if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow
man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to
flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be
there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities.
Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to
give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers
a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be
an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like
Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers
love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded
to. Keep in mind that when a (logged in) troll makes a first post or
gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!"
I keep asking myself this question every day. Should I go for volume? Lots of fiber? Lots of meat? I want a turd that is a 10 on my scale of turds. One that needs a bit of work to get moving. A long one that curls its way around the bowl of my toilet. A turd with a diameter so big, you have to break it up with a coat hanger to get it to flush; one a big around as a beer can. Anyway, suggestions would be appreciated.
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause
no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of
slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to
be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks
that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on
the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have
latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they
love to defend it; even if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow
man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to
flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be
there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities.
Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to
give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers
a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be
an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like
Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers
love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded
to. Keep in mind that when a (logged in) troll makes a first post or
gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!"
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Fuck you taco!
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Reports are coming in from local Michigan hospitals that Jon
Katz and CmdrTaco are in their care. This following the horrible
discovery, at 1:03pm localtime, of Jon and CmdrTaco locked in a
hot, wet '69'.
Dr. Rosenblume has stated that during their sexual escapades Jon
Katz developed lockjaw and clamped down on Cmdrtaco's penis.
Unable to escape Jon Katz's lips, they were forced to lay there
for 3 hours until they were discovered by Cmdrtaco's mom.
"Mom was pretty upset," a groggy Cmdrtaco stated. "It was in the
middle of the Michigan Bridge Players luncheon. It is the first
time mom has hosted it since the shop-vac incident"
"I was trying to gain insight to the mind of a repressed geek
and how they are shunned by society," Jon Katz joyously chimed
in. "I'll be writing a 5 part post about it, titled: 'Your
cock is stuck in my hellmouth.'"
Michael Simms did not have a verbal comment, instead he jerked
off in a corner of the room before ruinning away.
Sure, pal. What ever you have to tell yourself to make it better. You Euro-peons are all but worthless; the fact that you are pro-terrorism makes it that much worse.
What is the best food to eat to get 12+ inch turds? Stuff with lots of fiber? I think that would be the obvious choice, but i am looking for examples. thanks
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p00p! Hey, this is fun.
First Reply to a logged in f1r5t p0st! Wh00t!
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they love to defend it; even if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded to. Keep in mind that when a (logged in) troll makes a first post or gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!"
Please discuss
I agree with this post.
Isn't that Katz's nickname around the office there?
KrispyKreme is your best be there. I dunno thier ticker symbol, sorry.
He likes 'em young.
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Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted.I keep asking myself this question every day. Should I go for volume? Lots of fiber? Lots of meat? I want a turd that is a 10 on my scale of turds. One that needs a bit of work to get moving. A long one that curls its way around the bowl of my toilet. A turd with a diameter so big, you have to break it up with a coat hanger to get it to flush; one a big around as a beer can. Anyway, suggestions would be appreciated.
Thanks for your support
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they love to defend it; even if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded to. Keep in mind that when a (logged in) troll makes a first post or gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!"
Please discuss
Is there a listing of these experts?
It is only IP; and it wants to be free. that means ANYONE can use it for whatever.
I agree with this post.
Second posts are like AC Trolls; they aren't worth shit.
I agree with this post.
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Fuck you taco! Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment. It's been 19 seconds since you hit 'reply'! If you this error seems to be incorrect, please provide the following in your report to SourceForge: Browser type User ID/Nickname or AC What steps caused this error Whether or not you know your ISP to be using a proxy or some sort of service that gives you an IP that others are using simultaneously. How many posts to this form you successfully submitted during the day * Please choose 'formkeys' for the category! Thank you.
Reports are coming in from local Michigan hospitals that Jon Katz and CmdrTaco are in their care. This following the horrible discovery, at 1:03pm localtime, of Jon and CmdrTaco locked in a hot, wet '69'.
Dr. Rosenblume has stated that during their sexual escapades Jon Katz developed lockjaw and clamped down on Cmdrtaco's penis. Unable to escape Jon Katz's lips, they were forced to lay there for 3 hours until they were discovered by Cmdrtaco's mom.
"Mom was pretty upset," a groggy Cmdrtaco stated. "It was in the middle of the Michigan Bridge Players luncheon. It is the first time mom has hosted it since the shop-vac incident"
"I was trying to gain insight to the mind of a repressed geek and how they are shunned by society," Jon Katz joyously chimed in. "I'll be writing a 5 part post about it, titled: 'Your cock is stuck in my hellmouth.'"
Michael Simms did not have a verbal comment, instead he jerked off in a corner of the room before ruinning away.
Sure, pal. What ever you have to tell yourself to make it better. You Euro-peons are all but worthless; the fact that you are pro-terrorism makes it that much worse.
Cause every mac user I've met likes to smoke dick.
I have forgotten how to fuck. Can anyone point me to a HOWTO or a FAQ? Thanks.
That sums up slashdot quite nicely. Thank you!
What is the best food to eat to get 12+ inch turds? Stuff with lots of fiber? I think that would be the obvious choice, but i am looking for examples. thanks
mac users == fags