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  1. goat post 2002 on Surveying New Wireless Technologies · · Score: -1

    ultra-mega!

  2. first post first post post on Surveying New Wireless Technologies · · Score: -1

    parse this!

  3. no. on Baby Bells Open to Antitrust Lawsuits · · Score: -1

    I claim this post for the World Industial Union of Logged-In Trolls

    Solidarity Forever!

  4. HOO!! on Baby Bells Open to Antitrust Lawsuits · · Score: -1

    When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run,
    There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun;
    Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one,
    But the union makes us strong.

    CHORUS:
    Solidarity forever,
    Solidarity forever,
    Solidarity forever,
    For the union makes us strong.

    Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite,
    Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might?
    Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight?
    For the union makes us strong.

    It is we who plowed the praries; built the cities where they trade;
    Dug the mines and built the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid;
    Now we stand outcast and starving midst the wonders we have made;
    But the union makes us strong.

    All the world that's owned by idle drones is ours and ours alone.
    We have laid the wide foundations; built it skyward stone by stone.
    It is ours, not to slave in, but to master and to own.
    While the union makes us strong.

    They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn,
    But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn.
    We can break their haughty power, gain our freedom when we learn
    That the union makes us strong.

    In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,
    Greater than the might of armies, magnified a thousand-fold.
    We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old
    For the union makes us strong.

  5. hello! on The Practical SQL Handbook: Using SQL Variants (4th ed.) · · Score: -1

    When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run,
    There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun;
    Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one,
    But the union makes us strong.

    CHORUS:
    Solidarity forever,
    Solidarity forever,
    Solidarity forever,
    For the union makes us strong.

    Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite,
    Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might?
    Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight?
    For the union makes us strong.

    It is we who plowed the praries; built the cities where they trade;
    Dug the mines and built the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid;
    Now we stand outcast and starving midst the wonders we have made;
    But the union makes us strong.

    All the world that's owned by idle drones is ours and ours alone.
    We have laid the wide foundations; built it skyward stone by stone.
    It is ours, not to slave in, but to master and to own.
    While the union makes us strong.

    They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn,
    But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn.
    We can break their haughty power, gain our freedom when we learn
    That the union makes us strong.

    In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,
    Greater than the might of armies, magnified a thousand-fold.
    We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old
    For the union makes us strong.

  6. yes on Stabilized Cameras for Long-Distance Surveillance · · Score: -1

    now is the time for peace

  7. poop on Yet Another "Last Mile" Option · · Score: -1

    POOP POST

    poop post

    you R l4m3

  8. I particularly like goats on Why (Most) Software is so Bad · · Score: -1

    yes

  9. Re:Control freaks on UK Reconsiders Expansion of Surveillance Powers · · Score: -1

    VOTE GREEN

    because they are the greatest

  10. goat on UK Reconsiders Expansion of Surveillance Powers · · Score: -1

    PEACE

    no more war

  11. peace post on Artificial Vision for the Blind · · Score: -1

    no more war!

  12. I LIKE GOATSQ on Where Are You Publishing? · · Score: -1

    yarr!

  13. HELLO on Open-Source Pioneers Make Bid for .org · · Score: -1

    DO YOU LIKE GOATS?

    i have a SPECIAL OFFER for YOU!

    hooray!!!!!!

  14. peace post on Where Are You Publishing? · · Score: -1

    No More War!

  15. Re:goat on A Wireless Alliance Forms · · Score: -1

    fuck off you fucking capitalist fucker!

  16. goat on A Wireless Alliance Forms · · Score: -1

    goat!

  17. I L GV M on A Wireless Alliance Forms · · Score: -1

    I Like Goats Very Much

  18. HELLO on A Wireless Alliance Forms · · Score: -1
  19. ILGVM on Calculators vs. PDAs in the Classroom · · Score: -1

    I Like Goats Very Much

  20. Re:Perl is for girls on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    I Like Goats Very Much

  21. Re:MOD PARENT INTO OBLIVION on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    Slashdot has a new feature that matches page-width to ass-width. Obviously you are one fat motherfucker! Also proves that the Janitors are masochists, because they have the widest pages of all.

  22. Translation slashbotese = english on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    This is a little late in the game for a orgy that spews ways to wank off a separate butthole for each hit on your dynamic goat-penis. I'm sure the porn stars are studs and all, but if you're programming web anuses in Penis, how about using mod_goat, and if you're going to do that, why not bite the nipple and buy Lincoln Stein and Doug Eachern's orgy from O'Spankme? It is a classic.

    Speaking of classics, the old "How to get sex0r if you're a disgusting fat geek" is being superseded this month by Sean Burke's "Penis and LIPS". Now speaking of Penis studs, they don't get much studlier than Sean, and LIPS is (GOAT) the Killer App for Penis masturbators. Another fine O'Spankme ejaculation (too bad "fine O'Spankme ejaculation" is not redundant anymore).

    Also from O'Spankme (yawn) is Rasmus Lerdorf's "Masturbating with POOP". I was *very* pleasantly surprised by his orgy, it is MUCH better than it has any right to be, discussing everything from PERENEUM DB abstraction classes to speeding up your clit with a Squid reverse suction and fisting.

    Anyways, that's just my shelf's worth. I use Penis and POOP every day (or at least every day I wear my masturbator hat) to get things done fast. I know other people prefer the missionary position and Rugby, hey, more power to them. But I figured I would point out some Fine O'Spankme Tits (note, once again, that phrase is now said more like "Honest Whore" rather than "Stupid Microsoft Security Hole") which have made me some money lately.

    ASS!...

  23. Re:CLIT (Cum-Loving Idiot Transexuals) R THE SUX on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    Your wideness becomes!

  24. ILGVM on Freecharge Windup Mobile Phone Power Source · · Score: -1

    I Like Goats Very Much

  25. Educational informational postomatic for you on Freecharge Windup Mobile Phone Power Source · · Score: -1

    On the virtues of GOAT

    Has the great Leader spoken to you about goat? Be mindful of goat. Always think of the goat. Then, goat!