I am an opinion leader. Specifically, I am a cashier at a grocery store on the outskirts of Phoenix. I am well respected by my coworkers and many of my customers know me by name. I was nearly accepted for a supervisor position. For the mere sum of $100/week, I will use my great influence to spread your corporation's message to my affluent constituency of decision-makers. For example, I could say things like "that there Windows is one awesome computer thing. I like Microsoft or whatever that shit is called." I will use big words like "pronunciate" and "gelatin" to give my press releases the air of weightyness. Can your company afford not to hire me? Not in the post-September 11 political climate. Check into the Albertson's and ask for Bob.
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I claim your FP in the name of Peace Posts! And if you don't agree, I'll kick your ass!
no more war!
I Like Goats Very Much
I Like Goats Very Much
No more cake!
No more war!
you are stupid!
this post is for the ONE GREAT GOAT
hello.
Please listen to some good music.
MAY I SUGGEST Bob Dylan? He is better than They Might Be Gay.
I AM JACK REID!
let's build more turkeys!
WHERE is my PROVOLONE
i am a pirate
I found him!
YOU SIR ARE A WINNOR!
also, goat.
hooray!
no.
www.jbs.org[jbs.org]
It is here!
I can't think, period!
no more war!
This post is also for pies!
no more cake!!!!
Why should I give a shit?
no more war!
no more war!
this post is for ultra lemon fresh!
no more war!
I am an opinion leader. Specifically, I am a cashier at a grocery store on the outskirts of Phoenix. I am well respected by my coworkers and many of my customers know me by name. I was nearly accepted for a supervisor position. For the mere sum of $100/week, I will use my great influence to spread your corporation's message to my affluent constituency of decision-makers. For example, I could say things like "that there Windows is one awesome computer thing. I like Microsoft or whatever that shit is called." I will use big words like "pronunciate" and "gelatin" to give my press releases the air of weightyness. Can your company afford not to hire me? Not in the post-September 11 political climate. Check into the Albertson's and ask for Bob.
I like goats!!!!!!!!!!
HOORAY