Looge told me about this early yesterday. Slashdot is getting way too slow. I think they need to hire more admins - preferably people less like Taco or Katz.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
Wow. I'd like to learn more about the Penis Bired, and the associated cult. Could you inform me of any way to find out more? A website perhaps? Thanks.
Last night ESA successfully tested the first laser link between two satellites (SPOT 4 and Artemis). SPOT 4 is supposed to serve as a data communications relay between Artemis and the receiving station in Toulouse. The link is running at 50Mbps and the two satellites are currently orbiting at 832km and 31000km respectively.
According to ESA "The main challenge in establishing an optical link between satellites is to point a very narrow beam with extreme accuracy to illuminate the partner spacecraft flying at a speed of 7000 m/s.
Fuck it. Cunts get karma every day by copying and pasting from the referred site, so I may aswell give it a try.
Unban me, -ban me
How am I supposed to troll
Slashdot? My subnet is denied there
Unban me, -ban me
I shouldn't have to go
And use a fucking proxie
Show me how to troll freely
Tell me, I really wanna troll now,
oh because
[Chorus]
Not trolling Slashdot is killing me (and i)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not trolling i lose my mind
give me a sign
Please unban me one more time
Unban me, -ban me
The reason i troll is you
IP bans got me gagg-ed
Oh Taco baby
there's nothing that i wouldn't do
thats not the way i planned it
Show me how you want it to be
tell me Taco cause i need to troll now
oh because
[repeat chorus]
Unban me, Taco, how am i suposed to troll
Jamie McCarthy, you shouldn't censorware SLASH code
I must confess , that my trollishness
is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
that you are so queer
So give me a break
Fuck'n unban me one more time
You are obviously a complete cunt. Does everyone who runs win2k need to be gassed, fried or injected with poison (mad propz to praga khan!)? Surely it is this attitude that sparks off the sort of retatilatory action shown by the September 11th attackers. YOU are the reason all those people are dead, cocksucker.
I didn't realise AOL was a person. There I was, thinking it was part of a huge corporation with Time Warner and that lot, and it was just that dizzy ginger bitch Connie all along. Well fuck me in the ass with a broomstick. Sideways.
Slashdot Mirror
"someone still uses OS/2?"
You really are a simple-minded cunt aren't you?!
Oh my GOD! I've just found out what this penis-bird thing is all about!!!
w ww.slashdot.org
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:LBjAjBBVK4Q:
I feel enlightened. and drunk. and mother's tits.
You're off to a great start. Keep up the good work. :)
Looge told me about this early yesterday. Slashdot is getting way too slow. I think they need to hire more admins - preferably people less like Taco or Katz.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
Man, I think my dick just fell under the couch.
Oh my god, I've got CUM in my COFFEE!!!!!
Wow. I'd like to learn more about the Penis Bired, and the associated cult. Could you inform me of any way to find out more? A website perhaps? Thanks.
Save these pictures and post the links, for the good of all the people here. Except Taco.
Last night ESA successfully tested the first laser link between two satellites (SPOT 4 and Artemis). SPOT 4 is supposed to serve as a data communications relay between Artemis and the receiving station in Toulouse. The link is running at 50Mbps and the two satellites are currently orbiting at 832km and 31000km respectively.
According to ESA "The main challenge in establishing an optical link between satellites is to point a very narrow beam with extreme accuracy to illuminate the partner spacecraft flying at a speed of 7000 m/s.
Fuck it. Cunts get karma every day by copying and pasting from the referred site, so I may aswell give it a try.
SUCK MY COCK, YOU FUCKING LOSERS!
I've had it on MP3 for ages, but recently it's been re-released in the UK and is sitting happily in the charts. Yay!
Right now, I have a boner the size of New South Wales.
Unban me baby one more time:
:)
Unban me, -ban me
How am I supposed to troll
Slashdot? My subnet is denied there
Unban me, -ban me
I shouldn't have to go
And use a fucking proxie
Show me how to troll freely
Tell me, I really wanna troll now,
oh because
[Chorus]
Not trolling Slashdot is killing me (and i)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not trolling i lose my mind
give me a sign
Please unban me one more time
Unban me, -ban me
The reason i troll is you
IP bans got me gagg-ed
Oh Taco baby
there's nothing that i wouldn't do
thats not the way i planned it
Show me how you want it to be
tell me Taco cause i need to troll now
oh because
[repeat chorus]
Unban me, Taco, how am i suposed to troll
Jamie McCarthy, you shouldn't censorware SLASH code
I must confess , that my trollishness
is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
that you are so queer
So give me a break
Fuck'n unban me one more time
[repeat chorus]
Stolen from Trollaxor
My name is ahkoew4h0834h0faeljhalksdf. Those numbers are pronounced in German, and the k is said as if it were an oversized tangerine.
well yes actually, you did. I'm going to go back to my parents basement and cry now.
You are obviously a complete cunt. Does everyone who runs win2k need to be gassed, fried or injected with poison (mad propz to praga khan!)? Surely it is this attitude that sparks off the sort of retatilatory action shown by the September 11th attackers. YOU are the reason all those people are dead, cocksucker.
Ignore this AC wanker. He just made that up.
It stands for Great* Legs, hence OpenGL. It's a command used on his mother.
* Great in this case means huge, not beautiful.
I didn't realise AOL was a person. There I was, thinking it was part of a huge corporation with Time Warner and that lot, and it was just that dizzy ginger bitch Connie all along. Well fuck me in the ass with a broomstick. Sideways.
Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
Excellent FP, sir.
fuck my asshole and call me bobby, I'm back. Now suck my cock before I die or herpes, bitches.
check out the post number, cumstain. His ends in 49, and yours in 50. Learn to fucking count, you pathetic waste of space.
Congratulations on your first logged-in fp! Truly this shows troll forces gaining new powers, and more pot.
Bruce looks like Howling Mad Murdoch (Dwight Schultz) in the A team. But with a more powerful chin.
Try contaminating the water supply with some phenalphthaline(sp?). That should have the exact effect that you're after.
Nooooooooooooooooooo! Please save us from this godawful fate.
Ah hell, at least it's not Taco. That'd be too disgusting for words.
Personally, I'd like to see more pictures of naked bitches on slashdot. thanks.