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  1. Here's what I do on Open Source Course for Managers? · · Score: -1

    I fuck your mothers in their swollen eyes!

  2. Re:Hrm... on AMD Roadmap for Coming Year and Beyond · · Score: -1

    YES! Athlon showing what they think is the REAL Operating System.

    XP all the way!

  3. Re:This is a Troll Article on Covalent's Version of Apache 2.0 To Drop Monday · · Score: -1

    Power to the trolls!




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  4. Re:bad slashdot on IBM Crypto Up For Grabs? · · Score: -1

    Shut your fucking hole, Prestal. With replies like that, it's become apparent that you couldn't suck more dick if you tried.

  5. Re:Hard to get a patch in a few days?! on Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft · · Score: -1

    For you, it's always hard to get some patch.

    You're a fucktard.

  6. Re:The killer application on Buses and Interconnects: The Next Generation · · Score: -1

    Two words: cunt

  7. Re:Sounds cool on USNA "Budget" Satellite Launched and Functioning · · Score: -1

    Can't..... reply........

    your.... sig..... stopping...... me.........

  8. firstus postus on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: -1

    FP! Suck on my first post.

  9. Re:Quick security audit for Linux on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: -1

    Well bitten, cocksmoker.

    If your mother wants to earn a bit more cash she should stop working the streets. I'm sure nobody wants to have to pay to fuck that muntress.

    Since when were movie and concert tickets, food, tuition, insurance and hookers a part of linux? Fucking retard.

    If you can't get your dxr3 to not crash XP, maybe you should BUY a copy of XP instead of getting a cracked copy off the net, and then learn to install the LATEST MS drivers. Should I come over and show you how to do it? Maybe I could splatter your puny little ass all over the sidewalk while I'm there.

    So in conclusion, not only are you ignorant as your reply suggests, you're fucking stupid too.
    :-) Hope you die now!

  10. Re:FP! on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: -1

    Excellent FP!

    I shall vote for you in the Slashdot Troll Awards this month.

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  11. Ass on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: -1

    First post to say that Katz smells worse than my grandfather's penis.

  12. Re:Quick security audit for Linux on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: -1

    Q. Is it Linux?
    A. Yes

    Conculsion: You're a fucking hippy freeloading turdbucket.

    Solution to problem: Get a REAL OS!

  13. Re:Pimpin' science sitez like nobodyz bizness.... on SOHO Produces Images of Sunspot Interiors · · Score: -1

    And Marcus' "I'll go get the bucket" saying too, 'cause that was fucking funny.

    KATZ AND MALDA'S DARK SECRET: HOW THEIR GENITALS PULL THEMSELVES TOGETHER

    What Lies Beneath Malda's bedsheets

    Scientists now have the first clear picture of what lies beneath Malds'a bedsheets, enigmatic planet-sized dark areas on his bed's surface, and have peered inside the Bed to see swirling flows of electrified spoont or semen that create a self-reinforcing cycle, which holds his asscheeks together.

    The new research, gathered from the Michelson Doppler Imager (MDI) onboard the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) spacecraft, will deepen understanding of the stormy areas on the bed in which cumstains appear. Vast explosions associated with these active magnetic regions occasionally affect high-energy mutual oscillation sessions with Katz.

  14. Re:pppussssyyyy? on Operation Acoustic Kitty · · Score: -1

    The CIA need to try wiring Katz up to a bomb instead of a microphone.

  15. Re:Slashdot Troll Awards 2001! on ArsTechnica Compares the P4 and G4e: Part II · · Score: -1

    Two in a row! Keep this up for much longer and you'll be above cyborg_monkey for the dedicated first poster award. :)

  16. Re:Or in other words... on Linux Breaks 100 Petabyte Ceiling · · Score: -1

    I thought I'd better get the monkeys+typewriters=internet joke in before anyone else does.

    worm+typewriter=linux admin

  17. Re:Forgot my Greek on Linux Breaks 100 Petabyte Ceiling · · Score: -1

    It's a thousand (and twenty four) teras, ie. Malda's waist is approx 1 petameters, or 1000 terameters, in diameter.

  18. Re:Nice! on Linux Breaks 100 Petabyte Ceiling · · Score: -1

    You mean it'll even support a full scale jpeg of Malda? That's pretty fucking huge.

  19. Re:Trying to be Cool on IBM Launches Public Domain Project "Eclipse" · · Score: -1

    Although they've been shipping Linux servers for ages now.

  20. Re:Fa on Athlon XP1900+ -- Faster Than A 2GHz P4? · · Score: -1

    Only on weekends darling. Do you want me? I think you do. Ooh yes. Give it to me hard up my hairy, shit-encrusted jabhole.

  21. Fa on Athlon XP1900+ -- Faster Than A 2GHz P4? · · Score: -1

    First Asslicking mebbeh? TIMMEH!

  22. Re:Nondigital computing on Ternary Computing · · Score: -1

    who the fuck modded this up as interesting?!

    Yet another display of the mod system not working.

    okay, how about:
    left, right, straight ahead
    stroke, stroke, purring cat
    crouching tiger, hidden dragon, squashing monkey
    taking shit, freezing shit, eating shit

    it's easy when you know how!


  23. Re:FP on Ternary Computing · · Score: -1

    and a wikkidy wikkidy motherfucking whak to you my good man. how goes it?


    hey, is that Donald Pleasance? I'm gonna get his autograph.

  24. Re:The Sims on Maxis Developer on Linux Game Porting · · Score: -1

    Or my spectrum 48k.

    Or my Z80 or Atari VCS.

    Or my pubes. The Sims could run faster on my pubes.

  25. Re:port on Maxis Developer on Linux Game Porting · · Score: -1

    Admin costs of Linux vs the admin costs of Win NT or Server 2k... hmmm.. Linux servers can usually only be administered (administrated?) by ubergeeks that demand stupidly high pay, while the ease of use in Windows allows a regular IT Tech to keep a whole network going.

    Suck my penis, suck my penis.