Chris Morris: Hi. I'm at a modern drugs party. That girl is shooting some Charlie; He's got spliff smoke coming out of his drug end; And that guy's smoking a crack!
*Chris is offered drugs*
No thanks. I don't use the horse.
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But that's not right, not in real life.
You will fall down and break your leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg
Well I don't, but I like fried rice
And I have lice. That's not nice
Ching chang woo wing waaa wooo wice
For a fortune cookie, I always charge you twice
Delivery's free, but not from me
I always quote a dollar fifty.
Hi. I really don't give a spinning shit about this book, but I still hope the author has a really nice day and sells loads of copies to losers. Thanks for paying attention.
Slashdot Mirror
It's a shame those nuclear explosions are only simulations.
Windowz iz the R0X0R5
Convicted paedophile Jez North was due for release from prison, but a stairwell nonce-bashing left him brain-dead, and quadrospazzed on a lifeglug.
I'm Christopher Morris. My species? HomosapiNEWS.
Drug abuse amongst children, has for many in education, and with obvious alarm to both parents, on the increase, almost yearly.
Chris Morris: Hi. I'm at a modern drugs party. That girl is shooting some Charlie; He's got spliff smoke coming out of his drug end; And that guy's smoking a crack!
*Chris is offered drugs*
No thanks. I don't use the horse.
I wouldn't put the "average Joe" and the "average slashdot reader" in the same category. :)
Thanks ever so much for that insight. I now feel happy in the knowledge you have given me, and will go on with my life more confident than ever. :)
Thanks. I was waiting for some dirty panties to appear, and now they have. Joy :)
*whispers* Well hunted, but not quite quick enough :(
You'll get the next wascally wanker that pops up.
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But that's not right, not in real life.
You will fall down and break your leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg
Well I don't, but I like fried rice
And I have lice. That's not nice
Ching chang woo wing waaa wooo wice
For a fortune cookie, I always charge you twice
Delivery's free, but not from me
I always quote a dollar fifty.
Yes indeed, indeed yes.
:)
And logged in too. Congratulations
...and to pay for an underage male prostitute on the way back.
Please note: the slashdot crew are homosexual paedophiles.
Hideous fagly bastard-fuck hippies.
How are you anyway? I hope you're well.
9 posts so far and they're all trolls. This thread belongs to us!
Now butter me up 'cause I'm ready for a long hard one.
Hi. I really don't give a spinning shit about this book, but I still hope the author has a really nice day and sells loads of copies to losers. Thanks for paying attention.
No no no, I mean Plymouth's American Football team. :)
My mate plays for Plymouth. :)
1-0 to England. We played a very shitty offensive for the last 20 minutes, but the defence was good enough to keep the Argentinians out.
And Batistuta was taken off, but by substitution rather than red card.
YEESSSS!!!!!!!!
1-0 so far, but our goal was a penalty. We seem to be playing well for 5 minutes, and then badly for 10.
My prediction: Batistuta will get sent off in the second half.
I have too many little people stashed under my desk. I need to get rid of them somehow. Please give me your advice thanks.
Must.... Get.... FreeBSD....
People tell me I used to live next to one, but I really can't remember. 4 years of my life are missing, but I know that they were great.
Take a peek inside Mr Goatse's memory plant.
"Hey, it's kinda cool holding a severed penis
in your hand and being able to walk around with it."