Hi. I've just had to call the police because some psychotic lunatic woman was banging on the door opposite screaming "come out colin. i know you are the devil, but i have a cross". She was also banging on my door and making weird "woooooo, raaaaaaar" noises through the letterbox.
Just needed to talk to someone about it - Thanks for listening. I feel much better now.
At least you didn't use a website to propose. This has to be one of the most unromantic and cowardly marriage proposals ever.
Congratulations to Taco though. I know I'm a troll and I'm supposed to hate him and all that, but I still think it's cool when people get hitched. Especially if the person that performs the ceremony got their "vested powers" over the internet like I did.:)
Yeah!!! and you suck so much cock it's unbelievable! I mean, there are cocksuckers, and then there's YOU. You could out-do Taco in cocksucking ability! There's not enough cock in the world to satiate your veracious cock-appetite. Cock is your kingdom, and the land you shall suck. You love the cock. If power were measured in cocksuckness, you'd be God. You could easily get the gold in the cock-suck olympics. Way to suck cock, man! The sucking-challenge of the cock is no match for your fellatio-prowess. No cock goes too deep for your throat, for you ARE the cock-suck KING! All cock-suck wannabees kneel before the RULER of the mouth-bound cock.
If there could only be one cock-sucker, you would be the one.
Not only is Stephen King dead, but Princess Margaret has followed suit. Apparently she couldn't bear to be without him, so she asked the doctors to finish her off. And on the run up to valentines day, this really doed prove that love conquers all.
I have seen such an invention. The two images are projected onto a large screen (usually curved to 180 degrees) as different colours. The spectators wear special devices over their eyes that magically change the colours that each eye can see. These two factors combine to make a great 3d moving picture, or "movie".
You should be able to see such wonders at your nearest science fair or theme park.
Mods - READ DILBERT BEFORE MODDING POSTS LIKE THIS. You fucking idiots! Why mod this down when you obviously have NO idea what the poster is talking about? Whoever modded this as flamebait needs a fucking car inserted into their colon.
I'm reminded of the Stephen King sketch in Family Guy.
King to publisher: "The next movie will be about.. uuh... a vicious.. uuh.. LAMP monster.. yeah....."
Publisher: You're not even trying anymore are you?
King (brandishing lamp): Grrr. Wooooo.
Publisher: When can you have it ready?
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Hi. I've just had to call the police because some psychotic lunatic woman was banging on the door opposite screaming "come out colin. i know you are the devil, but i have a cross". She was also banging on my door and making weird "woooooo, raaaaaaar" noises through the letterbox.
Just needed to talk to someone about it - Thanks for listening. I feel much better now.
At least you didn't use a website to propose. This has to be one of the most unromantic and cowardly marriage proposals ever.
:)
Congratulations to Taco though. I know I'm a troll and I'm supposed to hate him and all that, but I still think it's cool when people get hitched. Especially if the person that performs the ceremony got their "vested powers" over the internet like I did.
Yeah!!! and you suck so much cock it's unbelievable! I mean, there are cocksuckers, and then there's YOU. You could out-do Taco in cocksucking ability! There's not enough cock in the world to satiate your veracious cock-appetite. Cock is your kingdom, and the land you shall suck. You love the cock. If power were measured in cocksuckness, you'd be God. You could easily get the gold in the cock-suck olympics. Way to suck cock, man! The sucking-challenge of the cock is no match for your fellatio-prowess. No cock goes too deep for your throat, for you ARE the cock-suck KING! All cock-suck wannabees kneel before the RULER of the mouth-bound cock.
If there could only be one cock-sucker, you would be the one.
Not only is Stephen King dead, but Princess Margaret has followed suit. Apparently she couldn't bear to be without him, so she asked the doctors to finish her off. And on the run up to valentines day, this really doed prove that love conquers all.
Are you saying that George Bush is your favorite politician?
Get thee to a psychiatrist.
I have seen such an invention. The two images are projected onto a large screen (usually curved to 180 degrees) as different colours. The spectators wear special devices over their eyes that magically change the colours that each eye can see. These two factors combine to make a great 3d moving picture, or "movie".
You should be able to see such wonders at your nearest science fair or theme park.
I'm also bored. Time to cook breakfast I think.
now where did I put those kittens?
Mods - READ DILBERT BEFORE MODDING POSTS LIKE THIS. You fucking idiots! Why mod this down when you obviously have NO idea what the poster is talking about? Whoever modded this as flamebait needs a fucking car inserted into their colon.
Cocksucking moderator. Stupid maggot-ridden puss-filled foul-smelling cunt.
My boss is a programmer, a friend and a fucking good laugh. I get all the support and training I need - all I have to do is ask. I'm fucking lucky :)
Propz to the Norweigan Kjell-age and his maderloss shiznit yo homie.
as far as your sig goes... it was probably 50, -1 (49), +1 (50), +1 (50 max), -1 (49).
i suck cock by the way. lots of cock. lots of lovely hard sweaty cock. did i mention i suck cock?
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I submitted this article two days ago. Way to censor the trolls, editor bitches.
Here are your recent submissions to Slashdot, and their status within the system:
2002-02-06 14:39:03 Robot wars for real? (articles,news) (rejected)
Here is the Katz election article (plug plug) :)
And also this slashdot thread.
YES! This bitch is for all the trolls. PR0PZ!
Eeeyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
Should Katz be dumped?
I think so, oooh yes.
Hmm. You do have a point there.
I'm reminded of the Stephen King sketch in Family Guy.
King to publisher: "The next movie will be about.. uuh... a vicious.. uuh.. LAMP monster.. yeah....."
Publisher: You're not even trying anymore are you?
King (brandishing lamp): Grrr. Wooooo.
Publisher: When can you have it ready?
Libby Hoeler I want you, bitch!
Stephen King couldn't come to his house. Didn't you read the news? He's dead!
and I'm sure you'd have been happy had you experienced that sweet sweet taste of victory ;-
LIBBY HOELER post. I want you Libby!!!!!
I think I love you.
AGH! You *just* beat me to it! Ah well, congratulations :-)
Calling C# "B" would be stupid, because C# is C SHARP.
..people that use the subject line as the first part of the body of the comment? I know I do.