It must be bash microsoft day, and I mean more than usual.
Windows works. 98 SE is a classic operating system, and Office is a great product if installed correctly. You linux geeks are just pathetic! You follow each other like sheep 'cause it's "not cool" to like Microsoft.
You're all trendy little geeks and you make me sick.
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I'm still waiting for that fat Danish cuntstick to come round to my house and take away my hard drive like he said he would in the Napster press release. I was going to wrap his tennis racket around his head for him.
I'm sorry I haven't replied sooner, but I've been extremely busy with 'real life' - a concept a lot of regular linux-loving slashdotters would have little grasp of.
First of all, I'd just like to express my gratitude for such a great question. Such queries are often overlooked, and the answers seldom appear on the snot-green geek-fest that is Slashdot.
Above all you must learn this - Nobody can ever tell you how to write a good troll.
You could join the ranks of the page-wideners and crapflooders, but then nobody pays attention. Before you know it, you're ignored by everyone and admired by nobody.
You could post themed offensive drivel not unlike the works of Ralph JewHater Nader, but that would just leave people laughing *at* you, and not alongside you.
You could become one of the great FAQ writers of our time. Maybe even write an FAQ as widely known as the Linux Gay Conspiracy or the Taco-Snotting FAQ.
Personally, my favourite trolls are the spontaneous trolls. The off-the-cuff remarks that are infuriating to some and hilarious to others. The sort of post that almost leaps out of the page, grabs you by the balls and screams "flame-me, you fuckstick!"
You could take up any of these trolling methods. You could become one of the best, or you could (like me) be just another troll, banished to the swamps of minus-one-ity, never to see the dizzying highs of positive karma again.
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It must be bash microsoft day, and I mean more than usual.
Windows works. 98 SE is a classic operating system, and Office is a great product if installed correctly. You linux geeks are just pathetic! You follow each other like sheep 'cause it's "not cool" to like Microsoft.
You're all trendy little geeks and you make me sick.
Love,
Fucky
Yes. "Desetroy" windows. It was bouned to hapepen soonener or laeter.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "follow like sheep" forum, where we'll be taking part in a special geekified version of trolling: Bashing Microsoft. (woooo from audience)
Everyone knows that you're not cool if you like Microsoft, so everybody join in!
I'm probably wrong, but I thought that when it comes to security, having a standard that doesn't comply with other company standards is a good thing?
Besides, if every company used the same standards there'd be no competition..
Sound Guy: Should the music for our game be in MP3 or Ogg?
Boss: NOBODY uses Ogg - the standard is MP3. Didn't you know that?!
It's sad that someone has to post such a thing as an AC in fear of being mod-bombed into oblivion for praising Microsoft.
Such is the way of the Slashdot mentality.
Dear AC,
Thank you for using the correct "you're" in your post.
Sincerely,
Fucky
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I hope they're all genetically engineered to want to come and stroke my puppies when they hit the tender age of 8. mmmmmmmmm.
By the way, in case anyone's interested, I'm currently listening to Soul To Squeeze by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yes. It's true.
Seeing as you're not logged in, I hereby claim this Anna post in the name of, uuh, Anna. I LOVE YOU ANNA!!!
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You have not fulfilled all the criteria. You need to prove your Taco-Snotting abilities, and then you may become an editor.
"Sharon" and "Tracy" are only ever referred to as "Shaz" (or "Shazza") and "Trace".
"Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 3.5)." Bollocks it has.
By the way, I bought every album they released, and every single from the Black Album onwards :)
I feel much better for having read your valuable contribution to the discussion. Thank you. :)
I'm still waiting for that fat Danish cuntstick to come round to my house and take away my hard drive like he said he would in the Napster press release. I was going to wrap his tennis racket around his head for him.
There's a great link to an article about that just here.
Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old school Tallica. It's been ages since I last heard that song. I shall listen to it later. yes.
Dearest AC,
I'm sorry I haven't replied sooner, but I've been extremely busy with 'real life' - a concept a lot of regular linux-loving slashdotters would have little grasp of.
First of all, I'd just like to express my gratitude for such a great question. Such queries are often overlooked, and the answers seldom appear on the snot-green geek-fest that is Slashdot.
Above all you must learn this - Nobody can ever tell you how to write a good troll.
You could join the ranks of the page-wideners and crapflooders, but then nobody pays attention. Before you know it, you're ignored by everyone and admired by nobody.
You could post themed offensive drivel not unlike the works of Ralph JewHater Nader, but that would just leave people laughing *at* you, and not alongside you.
You could become one of the great FAQ writers of our time. Maybe even write an FAQ as widely known as the Linux Gay Conspiracy or the Taco-Snotting FAQ.
Personally, my favourite trolls are the spontaneous trolls. The off-the-cuff remarks that are infuriating to some and hilarious to others. The sort of post that almost leaps out of the page, grabs you by the balls and screams "flame-me, you fuckstick!"
You could take up any of these trolling methods. You could become one of the best, or you could (like me) be just another troll, banished to the swamps of minus-one-ity, never to see the dizzying highs of positive karma again.
How do I come up with my trolling ideas? The main thing is I don't think about trolling. There's nothing pre-meditated about my posts - I just start typing and pray for the best.
I hope this reply has been of some value to you. If you have any other questions at all, don't hesitate to contact me - fucky at eatfoss dot com. I'd be happy to help.
Thanks again,
Fucky
Aww kickass, I got it anyway. Things are quiet around here today. I may even have a second post too. :)
One for the trolls!
Sport? AAGH! 20 seconds!
Which tosser modded this up as Informative?
Here we go again with the NegativeKarmaNow thing....
It's Nuke-ular, dummy. The 's' is silent. :)
The editors are too busy editing and mod-bombing user comments to worry about story submissions.
Nice Troll. Plenty of bites so far :)
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I know it, and hang my head in shame.