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  1. Solution on Tech Industry To Hollywood: Slow Down, Camper · · Score: 3, Funny
    The Active Power Denial Device
    The Active Power Denial Device (APDD) is an intelligent device designed to prevent unauthorized copying of copyright material.

    It connects in place of a 'normal' PSU and has a buzzer and a single switch marked 'Yes, I promise Mr RIAA/MPAA, I am not being a bad boy.'

    Every 5 minutes, the buzzer goes off and you must press the button within 10 seconds, or else your computer looses all power for a 'punishment time' of 10 minutes, rising to 15 minutes if you are a Really Bad Boy©

    Hardware Cost: One 556 timer IC, two resistors, two capacitors, one switch and one buzzer.

  2. Re:Who does he think he is? on OddTod Laid Low by the Law · · Score: 1
    I can't really be assed to write anything interesting/funny here.

    So I win.

  3. Use Google Mirrors! on Seti@Home Bandwidth Problems · · Score: 4, Informative
  4. How cool is that? on GBA Internal Light Ready? · · Score: 1
    I'm getting one... when I have money ;)

    Still, it doesn't change that the GB(A|C) should never have been released with such a poor screen.

  5. Re:I hope the mainstream press picks this up on Details of MSFT's Antitrust Lobbying · · Score: 1
    Hopefully this will get picked up by the AP or something.
    If this does happen, it would be interesting to see how much MSNBC runs with it, if at all...
  6. Accountability on Details of MSFT's Antitrust Lobbying · · Score: 2, Redundant
    $1.6 million [...] on efforts to influence the U.S. government. [...] Microsoft has been unable to comment.
    Wow, don't you love having a corrupt, completely unaccountable and evil entity altering and influencing your government and law makers?

    You think the US government would decline contributions from any and all companies who have had their questionable business behaviour legally challenged.

    Kinda makes sense, no? A lot like convicts being unable to cast a vote.

  7. The benefits of diversity on Security Hole In SNMP · · Score: 1
    Numerous vulnerabilities have been reported in multiple vendors' SNMP implementations.
    Uh, doesn't this stink slightly of 'Protocol XXX was implementable insecurely, so it commonly was.'

    How silly to deploy a less-than-perfect protocol so widely with no real diversity in its implentations, and indeed no built-in security.

  8. Beowulf cluster on Operating Systems of the Future · · Score: 2, Funny
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these 'future' computers!

    Oh, wait...

  9. All your links are belong to KPMG/BT! on BT Pushing Hyperlink Patent · · Score: 1
    With reference to this story and also this story about this company, I would like to challenge BT's and KPMG's assertions that I am violating their rights by linking to them. Come on guys!

    Hahah! How much more ridiculous can things like this become?

  10. I wouldn't buy one... on Handspring Treo Now Available · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have a deep-seated problem with buying a single thing which has many, normally discrete, functions. Why?

    They tend to do everything they do pretty badly. For example: Nokia 5550 (Phone and MP3 player. MP3 player sucks, and phone sucks too), midi/mini HIFI systems (sound generally sucks compared to a nice seperates system), Webmin (sucks compared to a set of targetted, specific config tools), etc etc etc.

    You get the idea.

    Also, in my humble experience, I've found a worrying number of 'combined' gadgets such as this to fail in single areas -- and be almost impossible to fix due to their advanced miniturisation.

    So... Nice gadget, but I'll stick with discrete tools -- my Sony Vaio C1, Nokia 7110 and Handspring Visor Edge do their specific jobs excellently.

  11. Re:Call this "news for nerds"? on Gifts for Valentine's Day, 2002? · · Score: 2, Funny
    You can't even install Linux on them!
    This is probably the closest you'll get.
  12. Bill G's Mom on Feds to Publish Public Comments on MS Settlement · · Score: 1
    Overall, the department said it received about 7,500 comments from people in favor of the settlement
    Ah, I understand what is happening now! This was simply a cover for getting every MS employee and their family to mail the DOJ!

    Here is some pretty good commentry by the register.

  13. Red rag to a bull on Looking Closely at the Restrictions of Linux on the PS2 · · Score: 4, Flamebait
    In order to get Linux running on your PS2, you must boot the system using the PS2 Linux DVD. During boot, after all the copy-protection stuff is taken care of, the system lays down the Runtime Environment. This is basically a layer that hides access to the SPU2 (Sound Processing Unit), the input/output processor, the hard drive, the CD/DVD-ROM system, the controllers, memory cards, USB, i.Link and other peripherals.
    I doubt it'll be long before there's a work-around. Placing such limitations on a piece of hardware or software never works.

    See: CSS, DVD regioning, Windows XP Product Activation, PS2 Copy Protection, eBook encryption, et al.

    When will big business learn? If something is secured in a paranoid way, it will be overcome to a degree. The prize is too big.

  14. Re:And in further news... on Think And Click · · Score: 1
    ...the "other" scientists have made a breakthrough where a "monkey" can be controlled by another "monkey" via a remote system.
    VNC^HM -- Virtual Network Monkey
  15. Redhat et al manufacture counterfeit money??? on LinuxWorld rundown on CNN, HP and IBM Highlighted · · Score: 1
    [...] companies like RedHat will start making real money.
    I had no idea 'companies like RedHat' made counterfeit money. Or maybe in the past they've been payed in monopoly money?

    We should be told!

  16. So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? on Episode II Gets Rave Review · · Score: 1, Troll
    I'd be surprised a movie with such a horribly bad title actually turns out to be a decent production. It kinda tarnishes the whole thing from the beginning.

    I bet the 'queuers' are happy right now.

    "Hey bill, according to this, the film we're queuing for doesn't suck!"

  17. Obligatory l33t-sp34k comment on A Real Tabletop PC · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    1 #4v3 0wn3d j0r c0ff33 t4813!!! 1 r0-x0r j0r 4$$!! w00t!!1

  18. Scumbags on ISP Forced Out of Business by DoS · · Score: 1
    Why did they choose one of the good guys?

    "We live in a backwards universe where John Lennon is shot dead, yet Barry Manilow continues to make fucking records." -- Bill Hicks

  19. The reason why he's wrong? Stupid Marketing Depts. on The Google Effect And Domain Name Speculation · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you and I can quickly locate the Web address we're seeking, who cares what it's called?
    Uh, possibly the dumbs marketing departments of every company in existance.
  20. Pollution on Galileo's Final Blaze of Glory · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's extremely good that they're being so careful and sensitive with other planets/their moons. The worst thing we could do is pollute everywhere, limiting our options when we finally give up raping this planet.

    I just wish mankind could be this careful with its native planet.

    (mod me as you will...)

  21. Re:`Width' of a single atom on Black Holes and Hidden Dimensions · · Score: 1
    the radius of an atom is not something which is very precisely defined due to quantum mechanics
    Indeed. What I was trying (unsuccessfully I must admit) to communicate is that relating something to the size of an atom is like measuring my head with an elastic ruler, for the reasons you give.
  22. `Width' of a single atom on Black Holes and Hidden Dimensions · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Many physicists now argue we cannot experience these extra dimensions directly because they became rolled up more tightly than the width of a single atom during the Big Bang.
    Wow, how scientific.

    There's more information about the Pierre Auger Project here.

  23. What's Holding Up Broadband? on What's Holding Up Broadband in the U.S.? · · Score: 1
    Well, we seem to be stuck in the post-dot-com-crash mindset, where investing in technology is seen as throwing your money away.

    Those dumb dot-com's have done a lot more damage than you might think, especially when it comes to financing new infrastructure (i.e. broadband).

    One thing is certain, though. Once broadband reaches a certain penetration, the internet will become a lot more interesting, not to mention dangerous.

    Just think of all them massively open boxen!

  24. You could read the article... on InfoSync Reviews Sharp Zaurus · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...Or you could make a donation to the 'Buy Me A Sharp Zaurus' fund.

    Please?

  25. Compressed comment on ZeoSync Makes Claim of Compression Breakthrough · · Score: 1
    I have compressed my comment using the ZeoSync algorithm:
    1

    Decompress at will.