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OddTod Laid Low by the Law

nickynicky9doors writes "The International Herald Tribune has a NYT article on the recent woes of Tod Rosenberg who started 'Laid Off: A Day in the Life'. Mr. Rosenberg started www.oddtodd.com to tell the tale of a laid off guy who spends days watching TV and eating chips. Oddtod became so successful Mr. Rosenberg reaped cash donations and national TV exposure. Unfortunately it also brought the attention of the Department of Labor who have explained the catch of having to be actively looking for work while collecting unemployment benefits. Another dot com bust."

266 comments

  1. Victim of his own success by LightStruk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the Department of Labor just wishes they were as successful as this "unemployed" guy.

  2. Looking for job on TV? by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Couldn't he claim he was soliciting work while being on TV? That has to beat putting a "Job wanted - mows lawns, watches TV, eats chips, washes cars" ad in the local paper.

    "Will work for 15 minutes of fame"

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    1. Re:Looking for job on TV? by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Found some mildly interesting links on the topic while smurfing the net:

      www.slackers.net
      www.slackers.com

      slackers.org couldn't even be bothered to respond. :-)

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    2. Re:Looking for job on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could have been working for the Nelison ratings...

    3. Re:Looking for job on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's Nielsen, you hopeless fuckwit

    4. Re:Looking for job on TV? by Pooua · · Score: 1
      Couldn't he claim he was soliciting work while being on TV? That has to beat putting a "Job wanted - mows lawns, watches TV, eats chips, washes cars" ad in the local paper.

      No; neither method you gave is acceptable for the purposes of collecting Unemployment Insurance. In order to be eligible for UI, the applicant must submit the names and addresses of each potential employer that he *individually* contacted. He actually has to show up at the potential employer's location; he cannot claim *any* employers simply by placing an ad in the newspaper. IIRC, merely mailing a resume is not acceptable, either.

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    5. Re:Looking for job on TV? by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      "When I was a boy, we had to study math and science to be recognized as geeks! Now, you just have to play computer games"

      I thought they were called `Vidiots`?

    6. Re:Looking for job on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in California, posting your resume on job search websites and advertising that you are looking for work is acceptable as defining the term "looking for work", according to officials at the EDD office in Sacramento.

      The law also allows for unemployed persons to gain money from donations and working as a W-9 independent contractor without it affecting unemployement benefits.

      EDD's argument is that Odd Todd has abused these provisions on a grand scale. They claim that he violated the spirit of the law, if not the letter.

      Technically, Odd Todd hasn't really broken any labor laws. He didn't begin earning money from interviews ad TV appearances or selling hats and T-Shirts until after his UI money ran out. Even then, everything he has done could be argued to fall under one of the two provisions that the unemployed can earn money in addition to UI benefits.

      I feel it all boils down to the government being embarassed in the press and trying to flex their legal muscle in retaliation.

    7. Re:Looking for job on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      that's Nielsen, you hopeless fuckwit

      Now you know why he's unemployed :-)

  3. Perhaps a gift... by Joe+Jordan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe if he sends the Department of Labor a box of fudge stripe cook-ayes they'll forgive him. :)

    1. Re:Perhaps a gift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ?! No Pringles ?!

  4. Is that his voice? by svwolfpack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would love to see a slashdot interview of todd... what i really want to know is does he really talk like that? For those of you who haven't seen it, definately check him out. I was even going to by his "Home Of The Whopper" underwear, but I had already bought my novelty clothing item of the month... So maybe later!

    1. Re:Is that his voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's DEFINITELY, you ugly fucker

  5. What a loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This guy really needs to get a real job. Director of Business Development for a dot com, huh? Good luck, sucker.

    1. Re:What a loser. by elBart0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know if a company goes out of business, then the Director of Business Development evidently wasn't developing enough business.
      So, not only did he have a pretend job, but it could look like he wasn't even good at it.

      I hope the cartoons work out, as he's found something he's good at.

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  6. The unemployed are allowed to collect donations .. by DarkRabbit · · Score: 1

    Displayed on the site is the cyberspace version of a tip jar ... the unemployed are generally allowed to accept donations. If they are acknowledging that he was getting by on tips, why bust him?

  7. wow! by flynt · · Score: 4, Funny

    "$405 a week..."

    That's about 4x as much as I make as an employed college student. Somebody sign me up for unemployment!

    1. Re:wow! by linzeal · · Score: 1

      What? Is that even minimum wage?

    2. Re:wow! by AaronStJ · · Score: 1
      That's about 4x as much as I make as an employed college student. Somebody sign me up for unemployment!

      I tihnk you have to sign yourself up for being unemployed for a month or two, first. =)
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    3. Re:wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not where I live (Oregon). Here you the waiting period is only one week. I don't think that's too uncommon, either, but Oregon is the only state I have knowledge of.

      I'm currently raking in $400/week, which is well above my weekly expenses, INCLUDING eating out twice a day.

  8. Do we have the right guy? by RMSIsAnIdiot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mr. Rosenberg started www.oddtodd.com to tell the tale of a laid off guy who spends days watching TV and eating chips.

    I didn't know CowboyNeal's first name was 'Todd'....

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  9. The same argument by quantaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if the same argument would apply to someone collecting donations on the street. While it is likely that these people are not collecting unemployment how do they define "earning money". On the same note would gambling also be considered "earning money", I know in Canada winnings are not taxable yet there are some professional gamblers that Revenue Canada is attempting to tax due to the fact they consider it a job.

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    1. Re:The same argument by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      On the same note would gambling also be considered "earning money"

      Depends on the country. In the US, gaming winnings are considered taxable. In fact, with any large casino winning, they make you sign a stack of tax papers, and will take the taxes out of your winnings right there at the highest tax rate of 33%.

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    2. Re:The same argument by freeweed · · Score: 2
      I do know that in Canada, people on social assistance of any sort who win large amounts of money DO NOT get to keep it (at least not all of it). The casinos here in Winnipeg actually do check to see if you're a welfare recipient if you win anything large (over $1,000?) and you don't get all, if any of it.

      Damn good idea IMHO, I've always wondered what the hell people were doing in a casino when they're so 'poor' that they need government assistance of any kind...

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    3. Re:The same argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ya! We have two Homeless Hiltons here in Calgary and it beats me why people are still sleeping outside in -22 weather.

      OTOH, I can't stand teenagers in trendy clothes who beg...or the fake bums that appear so convienently on Friday afternoons for drinking money.

    4. Re:The same argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But federal income taxes go up to 39%...?

  10. I may run into the same problem by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I've been (mostly) unemployed in NYC for almost 8 months now. I've spent much of that time on a new web project:

    http://subintsoc.net

    If someone actually buys the t-shirt we've got for sale on the site, the Dept. of Labor could come after me for making money while collecting unemployment benefits. Then again, technically, it's not a dot-com...it's a dot-net. So maybe Microsoft will come after me instead...

    If you visit, try the new do-it-yourself Terror Warning Generator!

    And remember, Cogito Ergo Rebello...

    1. Re:I may run into the same problem by trollbot · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just make sure you don't tell anybody about it and you'll be fine.

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    2. Re:I may run into the same problem by thogard · · Score: 1

      You can make money and still collect but you have to tell them how much you made and they deduct that from what they pay you and they may even use that income to figure your long term income level and adjust your paments down even more. Quite a few people used to get nailed by social security because they would stop working full time before they retired and their ss payments were based on the last 5 years wages. That can suck if you took 5 years to drop from full time to retired.

    3. Re:I may run into the same problem by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      relax - you'll live longer

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  11. hmmmm by metotalk · · Score: 1

    yah, if you are doing your dream job, nothing, and making money doing "nothing" hey, that is what alot of the fall out dot coms did too. but what an idea to have your life, sent all over the world..... wait wasn't that all ready done before, with that guy that had to live in that house and stuff..... hmmmm something new would be nice.

  12. Re:The unemployed are allowed to collect donations by Rubbersoul · · Score: 1

    You also have to be looking for a job, it says so in the article.

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  13. Maybe... by batobin · · Score: 2, Funny

    When unemployment dries up, and your dot-com fails, I've heard that prostitution pays off pretty well.

    Maybe he should try that?

    1. Re:Maybe... by epsalon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm.. I guess this is true only if you are female.

    2. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, there are plenty of people who are engaged in whoring

    3. Re:Maybe... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      If you read the article, you would have known he already tried that, he calls it "Director of Business Development "...

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  14. Whoop-de-doo by JimPooley · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The world really needs more shitty internet cartoons.

    The "Department of Labor" have the right idea, he should get a fucking job instead of pratting about.

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  15. Simple Solution by matrix0040 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    oh what's the problem .. put in a link to his resume on the page and then he'll be "actively" looking for a job by advertising his skills on the web ! The labor dept and everyone will be happy ! Well he might as well get a few job offers that way ;-)

    1. Re:Simple Solution by kesuki · · Score: 1

      When I looked into collecting unemployment it required that I apply at three jobs a week. I don't know about anyone else but I can't take the kind of depression that comes getting refused three jobs a week just to collect unemployment benefits. I generally need about a week of consoling myself to even work up to apply for another job, and yeah I've been diagnosed with depression before, but who has money for those expensive pills that 9 out of 10 won't even work even if you know what you have.

    2. Re:Simple Solution by Kris_J · · Score: 2

      I agree. In Australia to receive unemployment benefit you have to apply for 10 jobs per fortnight, including one that's done through a "Job Network" centre. Since my liquid assets meant I had to wait before it started I (luckily?) didn't have to find 10 jobs per fortnight over xmas, since there were only about 3 advertised in my field for a whole month. This week I've done well because two government departments appear to be "un-outsourcing", but I am being forced to occasionally "cold call" companies and beg for work. Perhaps the system works better for unskilled labour...

    3. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Suck it up, asshole, and find a job. Life's tough, get over it.

      Why, now that you ask so nicely I'm sure he'll be out and working by friday. Surely the last thing he'd want is to impose upon the tax dollars of such a charming and considerate gentleman?

    4. Re:Simple Solution by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing the words "active" and "passive"

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  16. Re:wow!-COL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like a lot, but it isn't. I have relatives who live in NYC were the rent is over a $1000 a month for a modest apartment..

    BTW it sounds like he better get a lawyer. Government as a general rule can play pretty rough when they feel like it.

  17. Hmm by NiftyNews · · Score: 2

    Companies are paying attention to TV now?

    Doesn't that mean we should expect more free wifebeater t-shirts for the stars of Cops? Wouldn't it be great to see a Polo logo or a Nike Swoosh on the next drunken, pantless, 3-toothed hick?

    1. Re:Hmm by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 0

      With great sadness I must inform you that most hicks actually have 4 teeth. This is an easily made mistake, seeing as the forth tooth is stored way in back as a kind of emergency tool. Making a fallacy such as this one is allowable, so continue about your business.

      Good day.

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  18. Who does he think he is? by WildBeast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody is better at doing nothing than me. To prove my point; he's doing a show about him doing nothing while I'm doing nothing about me doing nothing.

    There, I beat him fair and square.

    1. Re:Who does he think he is? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2
      Nobody is better at doing nothing than me. To prove my point; he's doing a show about him doing nothing while I'm doing nothing about me doing nothing.



      There, I beat him fair and square.



      My flatmate beats you up, not only does he do nothing and doesn't do a show about doing nothing but he doesn't even post on slashdot about doing nothing, he just sit in front of the TV for a good deal of the day. He doesn't even do his own shopping, thanks to a broken leg. NOW, try to beat that up (humm, maybe if you have a friend in coma, or dead).

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    2. Re:Who does he think he is? by joebp · · Score: 1
      I can't really be assed to write anything interesting/funny here.

      So I win.

    3. Re:Who does he think he is? by wgmari · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that you already have lost out to your own argument. You are now posting on /. about doing nothing.

      Only the "silent majority" are truely doing nothing - a fact the govenments and corporations of the world are taking advantage of.

    4. Re:Who does he think he is? by jhanson · · Score: 1

      You think your the best at doing nothing? Then explain why you're writing a comment to slashdot about doing nothing while I'm... wait, nevermind.

    5. Re:Who does he think he is? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. He's just a poseur lazy slob, trying to steal the limelight from the genuine lazy slobs.

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  19. Wow... by powerlinekid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So this guy actually made quite a bit of money from being laid off. I suppose its only fair they take any unemployeement benefits away, being that he now successfully has a (paying) job being jobless. Saddly the people who donated money to him are probably the same people who cast their eyes away from homeless people or those who are on welfare and can't afford a computer and a web diary. Guess being in the media does pay.

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    1. Re:Wow... by Geeyzus · · Score: 1

      Saddly the people who donated money to him are probably the same people who cast their eyes away from homeless people

      You don't have to be online to solicit money from strangers, not by a long shot.

      I live in Denver, Colorado, near the 16th Street Mall (a large, outdoor street with no cars and lots of shops, biggest tourist attraction in Colorado). There are plenty of street performers that bring their guitars/saxophones/violins/etc outside and play music, and solicit a decent amount of money from it. They offer a service (music, entertainment) that is worth a quarter/buck/whatever.

      Todd's webpage was very funny... worth a buck. I daresay they are thousands upon thousands of Blogs, web diaries, and the like, that are ignored every day. And with good reason, chances are only a very few are as entertaining as Todd's.

      I hate homeless people begging me for change on the street, and hell yes I turn away from them. If someone is offering a service (music) or has an entertaining webpage, they are in a completely different league. Don't even partially blame the problems of the homeless on a lack of internet access....

      Mark

    2. Re:Wow... by delcielo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know I'm going to get horribly flamed for this but:

      The department of labor is correct. They didn't penalize him for the 9k in tips. They busted him for not actively looking for a job, and while we don't know every minute of Todd's life, it sounds as if they may have been correct.

      Unemployment is supposed to be a crutch, not a wheelchair. If it wasn't enough to pay the rent, and he couldn't find something that did, he should move into a smaller or cheaper apartment. If he has to take a less than desirable job while he looks for one more suiting his skills, then suck it up and do it. I had to. There is no constitutional right to an easy life.

      Everybody around here is very conservative in their outlook on finanances until they get laid off. Then it's all about what they can get while they hang out waiting for their old job to come strolling by.

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    3. Re:Wow... by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Saddly the people who donated money to him are probably the same people who cast their eyes away from homeless people or those who are on welfare

      Except, those people have no right to the money they receive. They didn't put any in. This guy is just making a withdrawl from an account he's been depositing money into for who knows how long. And, he only gets to withdraw a certain % of what he put in. It's not a hand-out.

      I have no problem with unemployment. It's the able bodied welfare recepients that have never worked a day in their life that piss me off. I say give them their free food, pay for their child care, their rent, their cable TV, whatever - but damnit, make them do something (anything) for it. Have them pick up garbage or mow taxpayer's lawns for free if you can't find something better for them to do.

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  20. Leave It To The Government ... by Freneticus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave it to our good ol' Merkin government to make sitting on one's ass and eating potato chips a crime punishable by back taxes.

  21. I can't see what the government can really do. by fwc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If this ever ends up in court, there is about a hundred ways that you could explain this.


    Looking at some unemployment requirements, most of them require you to be making "contacts looking for work". If his web site has had a million visitors, well I think I could argue that he's made a million potential work contacts. I suspect if times weren't so bad in his chosen field, he probably would have had dozens of job offers by now.


    After all, isn't looking for a job simply marketing? I think he's done a pretty good job at marketing, although I'm not sure what type of picture he's portrayed of himself...


    Answering emails all day could also count. Perhaps he was answering emails to prove to people he could be useful. Perhaps each email is a job contact.


    I could go on all day. Someone could really have fun with this....

    1. Re:I can't see what the government can really do. by reemul · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're defending a guy's right to sponge off of public money and you have a .sig supporting the Libertarian party? Wow, that's irony.

      To be eligible for unemployment, one must actively seek work. Pretty simple. Just noting on a webpage that gets a lot of hits that you are out of work doesn't count, or else just posting a resume on Monster would get you max benefits. The last thing you want to do after you get caught is fight it out in court. Not only will you have zero chance of winning, you'll likely just annoy the gov't into seeking recovery of previous payments and even charging you with fraud. The real moral of this story is that if you are leeching off unemployment and aren't even using some of the tried and true dodges to pretend you are seeking work, then don't draw attention to yourself. I mean, if you can't even be bothered to give cash to a buddy with a business and have him then write you a check for the same amount as payment for a "consulting job" so that you can use the check as proof of seeking gainful employment, why should anyone care? That's just disrespectful.

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    2. Re:I can't see what the government can really do. by jhines · · Score: 1

      From when I was on unemployment in the last Bush admin, you got a form every week, you had to fill in three places where you tried to get work, with the name and phone number of the person you spoke with. This was in order to get your check, and the local office would call and check, enough times that employers would worry about it.

      And the kind of work didn't matter, a computer person was expected to apply for manual labor jobs, if they didn't have the minimum of 3 interviews in their profession.

    3. Re:I can't see what the government can really do. by fwc · · Score: 1
      I think you misunderstand what unemployment *INSURANCE* is and how it works.

      Unemployment *INSURANCE* is federally and state mandated insurance. As an employer you HAVE to carry it. You have no choice. As a libertarian, I think that government forcing this down employers and employee's throats is not good. As an employer in the State of Montana, I have to pay a certain percentage of wages into the program. This is employer-paid, and adds to the cost of running a business.

      If an employer lays someone off and they collect unemployment, in my state at least, my unemployment percentage rate goes up. Or, in more insurance-like terms, if there is a claim against my policy as an employer, they are going to increase my premium.

      Unemployment insurance is supposed to be 100% funded by the employers. This is not a tax that the population necessarily pays, but instead is forced on employers.

      As a libertarian, I would like to see a government mandated program such as this go away. Since it is here, I see no reason why someone shouldn't take full advantage of it. The problem I have with the government going after this guy is that from the limited information we have it appears to me that he is, in fact, out of work. I suspect he also did look for work during those days he was getting benefits, and is still looking. The question really comes down to what are the requirements for drawing unemployment. If he met the letter of the law, he shouldn't be being pursued by the government.

      Unfortunately, the government tends to go after the people who makes them look the worst. This guy decides to start trying to make it on his own - one way or another - and as a result, gets stomped by the unemployment cops. Obviously this guy is trying to make an income instead of truly leaching off the government. The problem is that he decided to portray himself as someone who just sets around all day doing nothing and not attempting to work. I'm not sure if this the case or not, but I'm sure that his little cartoon doesn't reflect reality.

      Let me put this a little differently. Lets say you've been looking for work for a lot of months and you decide this isn't working so, while still looking for work - but perhaps not as hard as the first few months, you decide to pursue trying to broaden your skillset or decide to start working on your own business. Should your unemployment benefits end?

      Again, the real question is EXACTLY what are the rules they say he's broken. The fact that they interrogated him make me suspect that they are simply fishing for something they can construe as a rules violation and are hoping they find it.

      It will be interesting to see what happens long-term.

    4. Re:I can't see what the government can really do. by TrinSF · · Score: 2

      In the US, the unemployment compensation program is administered by the individual states. Because of this, the amount of money you get varies from state to state, as do the terms on which you get it -- within specific federal parameters.

      So, for example, in California, there are different requirements for what constitutes "actively looking for work" depending on your situation. Union members have to go through the procedures that their unions have to find them work. Workers laid off from temp jobs have to contact the temp agency and accept placements from them. When you get actual 'award letter' from California, it tells you exactly what you have to do to be "actively seeking".

      I've also had experience with Georgia, which has different rules. There, people get told to make a list of employers they contact, and must go in person to fill out applications a certain number of times a week, etc. Recipients have to register with the state job search facility, stuff like that. Full details in this PDF of the Georgia "Rights and Responsibilities" pamphlet.

      From the Georgia pamphlet, it looks like there are Federal regulations that require random claim audits to check on the veracity of details. It seems like some states use different methods to comply with that. When I filed in California, I specifically asked, "Do I need to keep a record of my job search, with employer names?" and the claims agent said, "No, not unless we tell you to do so." Sure enough, on the California Claim form, there's a part that says if a box has been checked on the form, you need to provide employer contact information. I document scrupulously anyway, in case I'm ever accused of UI fraud. I can show how many resumes I sent out, to whom, responses, follow-up calls, along with other things I did to find a job.

      Amount of money also varies widely and doesn't corrolate to the cost of living. Until this January, California's top UI benefit was 230.00 a week -- one of the 2-3 lowest in the country, despite having one of the highest costs of living. Of course, one cannot simply move to another state to get better benefits; changing address just results in an "interstate claim". You get the amount of money you'd have gotten in the old state, with mega increased delays and hassles because it's processed through two states.

  22. Give back the money by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 4, Flamebait

    You too can be a drain on society! Join one of our groups listed below. Be as funny as possible while you're at it and no one will think poorly of you.

    • 1. Rich people who file for bankruptcy
      2. Able people who file for unemployment
      3. Healthy people who abuse insurance claims
      4. Smart people who don't apply themselves

    Seriously, unemployment benefits are a lifesaver for many people who don't have the ability or the opportunity to quickly find new work. Don't be surprised if one day it gets as screwed up as medical and car insurance by people screwing the system. YOU ultimately pay for it.
    1. Re:Give back the money by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      2. Able people who file for unemployment

      You have a problem with this?

      Newsflash: Even if a company is very interested in you, it's not at all uncommon for the interview and hiring process to take nearly a month. This isn't 1999 anymore; companies can take their time and do second interviews, interview multiple candidates, etc. If you try to be even mildly selective in where you work (for example, I want a company with reasonable long-term prospects), and it can stretch to a lot longer.

      Besides, living off of unemployment isn't exactly easy. Unemployment only supplements my meger savings -- it only covers 2/3 of my rent, and I have a lot of other bills and car payments to boot.

      So fuck you.

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    2. Re:Give back the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You too can be a drain on society! Join one of our groups listed below. Be as funny as possible while you're at it and no one will think poorly of you.

      2. Able people who file for unemployment
      Duhh, it's ILLEGAL to file for unemployment insurance UNLESS you are able. Are you thinking disability insurance?
    3. Re:Give back the money by Bartab · · Score: 1

      2. Able people who file for unemployment

      If I got twice as much per week for twice as long as the maximum benefit, I'd still have paid about 10 times into the unemployment insurance as I took out. Not that I was asked to pay in, and if I had, I wouldn't have.

      So, take your whines elsewhere.

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    4. Re:Give back the money by haystor · · Score: 1

      Unemployment benefits are funded by unemployment insurance which is paid for by employers. The real cost of hiring someone is artificially inflated by this insurance.

      While a company may be willing to pay $20/hr, you're only getting $18/hour after the insurance is paid (for example, I'm making up these numbers.)

      As for being able bodied, only able bodied people are eligible for unemployment. Some of the criteria are that they be able, willing and available to work.

      If you are not able to work you are not unemployed, you are unemployable and there are other state programs for this kind of thing.

      This money didn't come from nowhere, and even the people accepting it aren't getting back what they've put into the system.

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    5. Re:Give back the money by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      In case you haven't noticed, the economy is officially FUCKED right now... Sure, they're touting that the stock market has started the slow march to recovery, but between the market's performance and real life impact, you have upwards of 4 years (remember how long it took between Bush Sr.'s exiting the presidency, Clinton's moving in amongst the recession, and the time people actually started making money? That took almost 5 years to trickle down to the public's wallets)...

      For the most part, even if you have a degree, you will have difficulty in finding work (though marginally better than those without paperwork or specialized skills)... We had several MAJOR companies declare bankrupcy in the last 6 months, if not die outright... What does that mean? In a job market where no less than 2 years ago was booming, you now have several dozen overqualified people applying for the same job...

      On top of that, most of the things we've come to expect from the booming economy are going to suffer... From real estate through car sales, which in turn will result in a burgeoning population of "working homeless" (if you haven't been paying attention, there's several million people who *have* jobs, but cannot afford a simple home due to taking care of relatives, kids, etc, who live out of their cars, or if they're lucky enough, out of a friend's garage)...

      Everyone ultimately pays for it indirectly, but don't pretend things are as bad as they are due to a few folks who're too lazy to work, a whole lot more people exist who probably work more than you, for far less pay than you would ever expect... Work a bartending or telemarketing job sometime, your official wage will be FAR below minimum wage, and your entire well being will largely depend on tips or commissions... Hardly anything I would call lazy...

      Now if one was to blame anyone, how about the boatloads of IT experts who ultimately swamped the job markets, buying into an unstable employment situation, and spend every day online whining about how it's so hard to find work? What, you thought people were going to go ga ga over being able to order dog food online, when they could just drive to the local supermarket in 5 minutes and buy a can without paying shipping and credit card bills? Flip some burgers kiddies, learn what real work is...

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      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    6. Re:Give back the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been out of work for close to a year. I tried to find an IT job.. that was completely and utterly hopeless. If I am very lucky I will be getting a job soon where I will make LESS than this guy is (was) getting for unemployment. I actually have not been collecting unemployment, by the way.. But I have to wonder where exactly my motivation to even give a shit about getting a job is supposed to come from.

    7. Re:Give back the money by wobblie · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      1. Rich people who file for bankruptcy
      2. Able people who file for unemployment
      3. Healthy people who abuse insurance claims
      4. Smart people who don't apply themselves


      Don't forget:
      5. People who sit on their ass all their lives and collect rent checks from tenants

    8. Re:Give back the money by Hee+Hee+Hee · · Score: 1
      4. Smart people who don't apply themselves


      I've got a problem with that. I'm smart, and I don't apply myself. I could RULE THE WORLD with the smarts I've got, but I just rule my house and my cubicle, and that's good enough for me.


      Call me lazy (which I am), but don't call me a drain. I am a lazy, smart guy, and I'm DAMNED PROUD OF IT!


      Seriously, I think this dude's website is funny, but he shouldn't be collecting unemployment if he's making money touting his laziness.

      --
      - Bill
    9. Re:Give back the money by SpacePunk · · Score: 2

      You say that like #4 is a bad thing.

    10. Re:Give back the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. Able people who file for unemployment

      Doh, the last time I knew you had to be able to work to file for unemployment. Its not that you aren't able to work, it is to help you pay the bills while you look for work. The idea is that it is better for society if its individuals find a job suited to their talent and traning rather then just work fast food and end up filing bankruptcy because they don't make enough to pay the bills.

      4. Smart people who don't apply themselves

      Really the smart people that do apply themselves can be a bigger problem. If they are greedy, egotistical, and out for themselves, they tend use the system to their advantage and the detriment of society.

    11. Re:Give back the money by snarfer · · Score: 1

      Unemployment insurance costs the employer something like $16 per month. Give it a rest.

    12. Re:Give back the money by donutz · · Score: 1

      "4. Smart people who don't apply themselves"

      So you're saying that if I'm smart I'm obligated to pull the weight for stupid people out there? If you're going to get philosophical and say that I'm hurting them, or society at large because I slack off sometimes, then I'm just gonna go play some Quake or put together a puzzle....so there!

    13. Re:Give back the money by cduffy · · Score: 1

      What're you doing making payments on a car you can't afford?

      No, really. I bought my car for $500. Runs great. You have equity in that car you're making payments on, right? You could get rid of the car and liquidate that, no?

      Your rent's too high? Move; consider rooming with someone. My rent is just a bit over $300, and it'd be less if I didn't like the place I'm in.

      And finally, getting a job Just Ain't That Hard, even now, as long as you know the right folks (ie. local small business owners); I just lined up a minor consulting gig less than a few hours ago.

  23. This happened in Rome too ... by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny
    From History of the World, Part I (and some of it's from my memory) ...
    Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
    Comicus: Stand up philosopher.
    Dole Office Clerk: What?
    Comicus: Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
    Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a BULLSHIT artist!
    *I forget what the next line was*
    Dole Office Clerk: So, did you Bullshit this week?
    Comicus: *sigh* No ...
    Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to Bullshit this week?
    Comicus: *sigh* Yes!
    Dole Office Clerk: *starts to give him money*
    *then somebody (his manager?) cries that the Emperor wants him to work the palace*
    Dole Office Clerk: Then you won't be needing this!
    1. Re:This happened in Rome too ... by Qrlx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      LOL

      Are you even allowed to post "LOL" on slashdot or does the lameness filter prevent that sort of thing?

      I'm laughing not only because of the funny scene in History of The World, but because this is the perfect "I was too lazy to look shit up on google" post. I bet it would have been quicker to find it on google and copy-paste it into this little window, than to type all that stuff, especially with the Caps and *stars* and the freakish lack of spelling errors.

      So here I am pointing that out. And I haven't looked anything up either, and I;m not gonna. This is what makes slashdot so great

      Is there a way to see ONLY the -1 comments without wading thru all that +3 bullshit?? -1 is where the action is.

    2. Re:This happened in Rome too ... by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 0

      You truly know where you are going in life. Today will be a 6. Try and do new things for a change, and godammit, lay off the airplane glue!

      --
      [[Ay fukkand lyke ane furious Fornicatour]]
  24. Re:Is that his voice?--No.. by rufusdufus · · Score: 2

    That is not his [normal] voice. He is interviewed by NPR, and you hear him about half way into it.

    http://www.realimpact.net/rihurl.ram?file=realim pa ct/wnyc/raotl/otl022502g.ra

  25. Leave it to the Government. by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I my self was collecting unemployment from september til mid december. And remaind jobless up until just this week. I stoped collecting because i figured it would help modivate me. ive been living off left over x-mas and birthday money.

    But i have been orderd to repay my unemployment bennifits of 2,020. When i was actively searching for work. So im in the process of appealing that.

    But leave it the government to give you a helping hand and then knock you ass back down. When you decide to try and help your self.

    1. Re:Leave it to the Government. by underpaidISPtech · · Score: 2

      A couple of years ago, I waited 8 weeks for benefits (normal wait is 4-6) while I burned through my savings that I set aside for school. During that time I had to move to a more expensive apartment. Shortly after moving, my first meager cheque arrived, adjusted for taxes, and the odd number of days left in the month. Later that week I found a job in a dodgy pharmacy pushing methodone. The place was legit, but it looked otherwise. So I figured, it's December, it's winter, I just moved, I just got my first cheque, and this "job" could dissapear; I'd be crazy to report the income. So I collected a couple more cheques until I was certain that the job was safe. Then I stopped collecting. Total money stolen: ~$1200 or about a month and a half.

      A year later and back on my feet with a real job, the unemployment thugs came after me and sent me a nasty letter asking where the money was. I ignored it and they doubled the amount I owe them, plus a hefty penalty. They basically demanded all the money back, even the money I accepted when I was properly unemployed. I "stole" $1200 and right now I owe the gov't nearly $4000.

      I'd like to know what any one of those smarmy workers at the labour board would do in the same situation. They're the biggest welfare cases of them all. Social workers are gov't subsidized workers, their salary is paid completely by the tax-payer. If that's not welfare I don't know what is. Shuffle some paper, reject an applicant, collect their cheque.

  26. Unemployment bullshit by NineNine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As somebody currently collecting unemployment, I can say that it's bullshit. First of all, the "maximum" is ridiculously low. Secondly, unemployment benefits are taxed. Thirdly, you don't get to collect unemployment if you earn a fraction of your measly unemployment check. Meaning, I'm bored to tears. They want me to be employed. But, if I get a MINIMUM WAGE job while I'm waiting for a REAL job, then I'm ineligible for unemployment. In essence, instead of getting some grunt job while I'm waiting for a real job, I'm encouraged to stay COMPLETLELY unemployed. It's complete bullshit.

    1. Re:Unemployment bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... it's designed to keep the black kids stuck in the hood so they can get rid of em all in one go with a tactical nuke at a later date.

    2. Re:Unemployment bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just fence them all in and supply them with their choice of food or a semi-automatic weapon.

      Oh wait...

    3. Re:Unemployment bullshit by Evro · · Score: 1

      I was denied unemployment benefits because I made too much money. I forget what the exact number is, but I believe if you gross over $600 per week, you are ineligible for unemployment in New York state. Before I was "laid off" by my previous employer, I was making $65,000 a year, and the DOL basically told me to go fuck myself. My application for unemployment benefits was rejected.

      Let's see here. 52 weeks/year, $600/week comes to $31,200. If you gross more than that and are laid off, you don't get any help in NYS I guess. Gee, I'm glad I pay taxes for this. If I hadn't gotten another job relatively quickly (within 2 months) I would be living in a cardboard box right now. Which, if I had actually been making ~$31000/year, is about all I would be able to afford in queens anyway. Useless. And don't get me started on the incompetence of the people at the unemployment office.

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      rooooar
    4. Re:Unemployment bullshit by jred · · Score: 2, Informative

      I got burned by that a few years ago. I *should* have applied for unemployment. Instead I took a "temporary" job delivering pizzas. I barely made enough for rent & food, at least until my car was repo'd. I've almost gotten my credit cards & whatnot paid back, but I wouldn't have been nearly as bad off if I'd gone for unemployment instead of underemployment...

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      jred
      I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
    5. Re:Unemployment bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      I wonder how much the good folks down at the
      unemployment office make themselves? I'll bet
      it's not a lot more than $30,000.

    6. Re:Unemployment bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NYC/NYS employees get tremendous benefits, which easily add ~ $10k to yearly salary, so even if it were ~30k (which I'm sure it isn't; probably the lowest position is > $35k), it's still worth much more than that.

    7. Re:Unemployment bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not to mention that if you try to go and start training or education to improve your chances of getting a job, the unemployment benefits stop. So, people get stuck with the same skills they had when they got laid off in a highly competitive job market.

    8. Re:Unemployment bullshit by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly.... I love how the govt. takes the stance that only people earning relatively little ever deserve to collect from the systems paid for nearly in full by the rest of us.

      Right now, I live in a fairly poor neighborhood. (I wanted to own my own home instead of throw away a large part of my income on rent -- but I didn't have the money for anything in a better part of town.) I work full-time and do alright (not quite as well as the message poster I'm replying to, but I'm also in the midwest, where cost of living is less) -- but I can barely get by. My wife is not working right now, and we have a kid on the way. After we got married, I started getting endless collection agency letters for her past unpaid debts (mostly medical expenses, as she had a number of medical problems in the past and no health insurance).

      We can't qualify for any assistance whatsoever, so if it wasn't for the generousity of her parents (bought us all of the furniture for the baby's room and most of her clothes to start out with), I don't know what we'd do.

      Meanwhile, the neighbor who moved in next door is living with her husband, getting "section 8" subsidized rent and welfare (and claiming she's not living with him, so she can be sure to qualify for everything). Neither of them ever seem to go to work, yet they bought a new car last week (giving them 3 cars, total) and always have plenty of groceries.
      Their 3 kids living with them always seem to have plenty of new designer clothes and shoes, too.

      Every morning when I go to work and I see that, I'm reminded what my tax dollars are paying for.

    9. Re:Unemployment bullshit by zulux · · Score: 2

      The worst of is - Section 8 housing drives up the cost of housing for normal folk. Beacuse of more demand, housing prices are driven higer.

      I'm comming to the conclusion, that any idiot can't make it in America deserves to starve. This is the easiest country in the world to make a buck, and it would be even easier for normal folk if there wern't so many leaches.

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    10. Re:Unemployment bullshit by WNight · · Score: 2

      That's how welfare works too. It pays a small sum, but often more than you'd make if you got a minimum wage job *and* paid out for a bus pass, new clothes, etc. But what you make comes out of a welfare check which means that you basically don't get ahead until you've got a job paying Welfare+$400/month or so.

      IMHO they should take a slightly longer view and let people collect some welfare while working, to ease the transition. The first few months are the hardest, putting out for a lot of expenses and doing it while working 50hours (with travel time).

      There isn't a lot of incentive for people to try if they think they'll make the same ammount and have to work for it. If people could collect welfare fully the first month, half the next, and a quarter the next, they'd be ahead a bit. Enough that they could perhaps make themselves more employable.

      IMHO we should have more programs geared towards getting people a decent job so they don't end up back on welfare, instead of just paying the minimum per month and making it easy to sit on for life.

      I've never collected unemployment (never been laid off from a salaried job) but I've heard it's hell to collect. You'd think they'd make it fairly easy, after all you did have a job, it's not like it's a complete handout.

      But it's much easier to blame "crack mothers" for the welfare state rather than making changes which would get rid of it.

    11. Re:Unemployment bullshit by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Amen. I wouldn't be taking unemployment now, but hell, I figure that I might as well while I'm looking. I didn't even know anything about it until someone mentioned it after I had been unemployed for 3 months. I would've rather paid less taxes in the first place, my employer paid less taxes (and could afford to pay me more... or be able to hire more people), so that I could've socked away more money myself, or I could have a job now (if hiring people wasn't so damned expensive due to taxes).

    12. Re:Unemployment bullshit by zulux · · Score: 2

      Amen. I wouldn't be taking unemployment now, but hell, I figure that I might as well while I'm looking.

      Don't feel bad about taking unemployemnt - you paid for it. It's the welfare queens with the seven bastard crack babies that are draining the system, and making life dificult for the working class.

      I do consulting programming - one of my clients was tired of all the feel-good aditudes in the office and had me make the payroll system show on the pay-stub how much more money everbody would be making if it wasen't for all the taxes he had to pay. The reaction was rather interesting - most people don't even know that they pay more in taxes than the get in take-home pay.

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

  27. Could be worse... by phagstrom · · Score: 1

    ...a laid off guy who spends days watching TV and eating chips.

    Could be worse:

    You could have a job where you try to find people who do not have a job and then see if you can't increase their misery.
  28. s/oddtodd/hairytodd by jivematt · · Score: 1

    http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&q=author:odd todd%40sprintmail.com+

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    matt.
  29. Mcdonald's by Barbarian · · Score: 2

    The guy can get off pogey and go work at McDonald's. No sympathy whatsoever. He'd better not get any better treatment than they'd give a typical blue collar laborer.

    1. Re:Mcdonald's by Junta · · Score: 2

      But look at the benefits he was collecting, over 400 a week.... He'd lose money compared with unemployment by going to McDonald's.

      --
      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    2. Re:Mcdonald's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Working at McDonald's is not an option for an adult with a high standard of living. Especially a person who's skills are way in excess of thise needed for that job. He would be losing money working at a job like McDonald's and tying up the time that he should be using to look for work.

      I think the EDD is way out of line. I think creating a demonstration of your skills that you would like to get hired for is an entirely appropriate way to look for work.

  30. $10/hr by DoorFrame · · Score: 2

    It's about $10.00 / hour...

    considerably above minimum wage.

  31. God Bless America! by mattm76 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Give us your tired and your poor, so I can sit on my ass all day and collect unemployment while I make a website that badmouths my government officials. If comedy was a goal for that Terrorist warning generator thing, maybe try reading an original Mad-libs first. What a total waste of time!

    1. Re:God Bless America! by BlueRain · · Score: 1

      Usually I don't dignify trolls, but in your case, I'll make that exception.

      As a resident of Lower Manhattan, I can say that getting a job here is like getting a job in Post-War Germany. We're greatful down here for all the support from the Red Cros, but I'd really like a job as a programmer. Fat f*cking chance. The guys cleaning up the bodies are union, and if you're not in the union, there aint no work.

      Big companies have stopped hiring (I have been offered 2 full time positions as soon as the "hiring freeze" ends.)

      I guess the point is that if this were a REAL market economy, your salary would go down to reflect the abundance of people with your skills. I don't think it has, has it?

      So I feel it is the government's role to equalize thinks a bit. I'm going to go volunteer at the Red Cross, not because it's the right thing to do, but maybe cause I might get a job.

  32. CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own story by TrinSF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Myth 1: You make that much on unemployment? You lucky fuck!

    Reality: If you filed after Jan 6th, 2002, the California state employment maximum is 330.00 a week, for up to 26 weeks. You can't file again for a year, and you have to have worked a substantial amount during the benefit year to be able to get more. That's 8580.00 to last a year, before taxes. Yes, it's taxable. That's well below the national "poverty line".

    Myth 2: Well, still, it's enough to live on, you lucky fuck.

    Reality: Maybe where you live, but not everywhere. In most major cities in the US, it's not enough for basic living expenses. Move to the country? Well, there aren't any jobs there, either, and less infrastructure. Oh, and if you have any other expenses, you're pretty much screwed. For example, I pay 100.00 a week in child support (a very modest sum), so I have to live on 230.00 a week. If I had a car payment, student loans, or other debts, I'd be toast. As it is, my lease locks me into over 1500.00 a month in rent. Hey, you do the math -- it's pretty grim.

    Myth 3: You're better off getting a job at Wal-mart or something.

    Reality: A "good" basic job might pay the same as the unemployment, but it'll also eat 40 hours a week of job-hunting time -- and management at that McJob isn't going to let you go on interviews every other day, either. Even if the McJob might pay a little more, it may hinder your ability to get Work In Your Field, which is a net loss in the long term.

    Myth: People on unemployment are lazy anyway.

    Reality: A lot of people treat job hunting as a full time job in and of itself, spending hours a day sending out resumes, querying employers, researching, etc. Do they sometimes get depressed and do nothing? Sure -- and that's perfectly normal for such a demoralizing, life-changing event.

    Myth: You're supposed to take any job you can get.

    Reality: In California, at least, there is no expectation that you will "take any job". The state expects you to look for work in your field, and to accept a reasonable offer of work, or explain to their satisfaction why you didn't. A job offer asking you to move 2000 miles is not reasonable, but one with a 20 percent cut in pay may be.

    I could go on and on here, but the bottom line is, it's not a day in the park. I'm one of those people trying to do the best I can to get a job, while working to improve my chances -- which can be tough. For example, I had to get special permission from the State to take college credit classes -- they had to be things that would help me gain job skills, and I couldn't take the classes during any time that would prevent me from working or looking for work. I ended up taking internet-based community college courses that required no deadlines or class meetings.

    People have asked me, "So, that Odd Todd thing, is that how it is?" and I've told them that it's a lot like that, yeah. I get up and I feel crappy that I can't find a job. Like many of my unemployed friends, I don't go out the way I used to because it costs money. There's a lot of inertia involved -- but it's not about laziness and it's not about "scamming the system." It's just about unfortunate economic realities, folks.

  33. What a freaking bum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    Unemployed in NY for 8 months??? You're just flat out lazy.

    Since you run a web site, it's pretty safe to assume you've got at least decent PC skills, probably better than the average clue-deprived end-luser, right?

    SO, go get one of the entry-level Help Desk positions I see Monster.com has listed inside the borders of NYC. They currently list 18 such positions. Most of them are around $40k. Not a great NY salary (compared to my $110k), but it beats unemployment.

    Hell, you could drive a cab and make more than unemployment. You know, there actually is a market for cab drivers who not only know the city, but actually speak GOOD, CLEAR ENGLISH.

    Get off your ass and get a job. No more of this "Boohoo, the economy sucks." crap. Take some responsibility for yourself and get a job. Got laid off? Sorry, I've been there too. As recently as October of 2000. I had four weeks off while I interviewed, hired and started at my current job. My 2 weeks severance plus my 2 weeks of vacation more than carried me through that time.

  34. Re:first post by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 0

    Excuse me, but do you think that such a simple statment will allow you to live forever? You must work with the most diligance possible. Probably you will soon be cremated and placed in an urn, but until then try to have something inter4esting on file when you get a FP.

    I give your FP an F.

    You submit to the spackling of dough.

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    [[Ay fukkand lyke ane furious Fornicatour]]
  35. Re:First by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 0

    Once again, an ally in the quest to humiliate all those who deserve humiliation comes to my aid. Thank you for insulting an incompatant jackass and winning my favor. You most likely have a bold and interesting odor.

    Enjoy fruitful labor my sparkling friend.

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    [[Ay fukkand lyke ane furious Fornicatour]]
  36. An example of his work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he was starting a new computer animation business, and oddtodd.com was an example of his work.

  37. Lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if I win the lottery in Canada the man won't take 39% of my winnings? I need to move up there! (Not that I'm expecting to win or anything)

    1. Re:Lottery by renehollan · · Score: 2
      Well, yes, and no. I presume, based on /. demographics that you are an American citizen. Apologies if you're not, though arguments similar to what follows might apply in your country.

      See, the U.S.A. taxes citizens based on citizenship, and tax-residence ("IRS: are you a resident?" "Yes" "PAY TAX!"; "INS: are you a resident?" "Er, ..." remembers what he told the IRS... "yes." "DEPORTED! for visa violation -- next!"). So an American citizen collecting lottery winning in Canada, even if a tax-resident of Canada, or a dual citizen must pay U.S. tax on them (but can deduct lottery losses against them).

      It gets worse.

      Because Canada does not tax lottery winnings, there is no offsetting foreign tax credit available on your Canadian taxes. There are some rare tax situations where earnings are taxed in both countries as different things, and thus no foreign tax credit relief is available: you get taxed twice Over the years, harmonization of the Canadian and U.S. tax codes has reduced the number of such situations, but there still are some nasty surprises.

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      You could've hired me.
    2. Re:Lottery by quantaman · · Score: 2

      Actually I remember a case where an American living on the border won a Canadian lottery. He moved to Canada to avoid being taxed, however years later he decided to visit some of his freinds back in the US, when he got to the border he was arrested and sued by the IRS for something like 3 million dollars.

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      I stole this Sig
    3. Re:Lottery by renehollan · · Score: 2

      You mean evade being taxed.

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      You could've hired me.
  38. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Myth 3: You're better off getting a job at Wal-mart or something.

    Reality: A "good" basic job might pay the same as the unemployment, but it'll also eat 40 hours a week of job-hunting time -- and management at that McJob isn't going to let you go on interviews every other day, either. Even if the McJob might pay a little more, it may hinder your ability to get Work In Your Field, which is a net loss in the long term.

    What? Walmart isn't open at night where you live? Here in NJ, there are several that are open 24 hours a day. So, jobhunt during the day, and then work evenings/nights at WallyWorld. Look at that, I've already solved one of your problems. You're also (understandably) concerned about lack of social interaction with your friends (who are also unemployed). If they'd join you in taking the McJob in the evening/night, you can interact there at work. Let's face it, the work ethic at WalMart isn't exactly high. You could goof off a bit and still be the best person in the place. Man, I'm full of solutions today!

    Myth 3 is dead.

  39. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 0

    Blowjobs.

    You have spent far too much time replying to a comment on slashdot. Please try to remember that people on slashdot frown upon hard work, and will think LESS of you now that you have spent so much time crafting a response. Next time you get angry, try to sum all that anger in about 50 words or less. Comprehension is not paramount to this, and cuss words are accepted.

    Thank you for playing, see you tomorrow.

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    [[Ay fukkand lyke ane furious Fornicatour]]
  40. Re:the penis troll. by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 0

    Ah, I will with great fortitude take credit for this post. You see, before I acquired my employment as critic of the slashdot community I worked as a Troll. Trolling lost its 'zest' in the long run, so now I just berate everything around me. I find this to be very helpful to my spelling and writing skills and therefore a valuable thing.

    But I still love penis.

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    [[Ay fukkand lyke ane furious Fornicatour]]
  41. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cry me a boat load of tears you worthless mooch. Jesus I'm getting tired of listening to the unemployed whine about not having a job. I see several Mexicans everyday working 3 jobs to pay the damn rent. Get off your duff and quit complaining the internet revolution is dead find a real job doing something that people want. What a pussy...

  42. If I were him this would be my strategy by Travoltus · · Score: 2

    I would set up a repayment plan, since they can't get blood from a turnip, and in my next episode I would talk about my blunder, and why it was wrong.

    Oh, the new donations!!!

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  43. I am not a bum. by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 2

    First of all, I actually have been doing freelance web development gigs here and there during this period. So I haven't really been unemployed the whole time.

    Second, as an NYC resident, I pay some of the highest taxes in the nation -- city and state taxes as well as federal. My taxes went into the government's coffers when I worked full time. Now I'm just getting some of that money back.

    And I have looked for work. Tonight in fact I spent a couple hours cataloging my job search (I have an interview w/ the Labor Dept. tomorrow, and rest assured they'll cut off my benefits if I don't prove to them that I've been looking for work.)

    Now, to all who call ME a shirker, stop reading /. and get back to whatever YOU'RE supposed to be doing. :)

    Geez, people, relax. Lose the wage slave mentality.

    1. Re:I am not a bum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in the same boat, as I am looking for a job, but can't seem to find one. This is my first week on unemployment. I still continue to look, but I am getting more serious about my project. I don't want to move from my area, as I have a house and am getting married soon. If anyone needs a hardware engineer, let me know. In the meantime, I draw cartoons to stave off depression.

    2. Re:I am not a bum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      First of all, I actually have been doing freelance web development gigs here and there during this period. So I haven't really been unemployed the whole time.

      You heard it here folks. He just confessed to committing fraud against the government. I hope they hang you by your thumbs you lazy piece of garbage. Get off your ass and get a job. There are plenty out there. No more of this "I must have a job in my field" nonsense. You've been unemployed for 8 months. You don't need a job in your field - you need a JOB.

      Grow up, be a man, take some responsibility for yourself and GET A JOB.

      Oh, and I'm no shirker. I'm reading /. on my break.

  44. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Barbarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So you shouldn't have signed a lease for $1500 a month working in an industry that everyone knew was unstable. Declare bankruptcy and be done with it.

  45. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by TrinSF · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, that's something that I found odd when I moved here; in the South there are 24-hour Wal-marts everywhere, but in the bay area, I don't know of any. when I mention this to people here, someone always says, "I think there's one over in ", but no one can ever confirm one.

    No Waffle Houses, either. *grump*

  46. Perfect example of the late dotcom economy? by Jonny+290 · · Score: 4, Funny

    C'mon, guys, give him a bit of credit. He's followed the dotcom business plan to the letter and made a few bucks!

    Step 1: Register domain name.
    Step 2: ??????????
    Step 3: Profit!

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  47. Lameness filter takes all the fun out by underpaidISPtech · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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    1. Re:Lameness filter takes all the fun out by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      RE: What if everyone bought their favourite distro?

      Microsoft would have even more money?

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  48. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by dietz · · Score: 1

    Here in NJ, there are several that are open 24 hours a day. So, jobhunt during the day, and then work evenings/nights at WallyWorld. Look at that, I've already solved one of your problems.

    He'd have to make $8.25 an hour to make the same amount as unemployment. Maybe he could do that, but why would he?

    He is OWED those benefits. They were paid for by him and his employer. Not having to take a minimum wage job is part of the benefits provided to you by unemployment insurance. This isn't some slush fund where he's taking money from someone else who probably really couldn't get ANY job. No; that's money that he rightfully deserves to claim while he looks for a good job in his industry.

    Would you not claim a dentist bill on your health insurance because "I could just rip the tooth out myself and be done with it." No. He paid for it, so he gets the benefits.

  49. the peanut gallery cometh... by dpu · · Score: 1

    hah! i am more foolish than all of you! i have been unemployed for nearly 2 years! i was a programmer in the great, white north! the company i worked for went hairy-banana broke in about 3 days, thereby screwing everybody out of a month's pay, severence, and vacation pay! on top of that, i was even a contractor! no way in hell i can get unemployment! i've made about $15000 (canadian money!) in the last 2 years doing itty-bitty contracts, and the government has taken almost half of it for taxes! i've been bent over and done dry by every government agency that exists to help the jobless (and very nearly homeless at one stressfull point)!

    fortunately, i am not a complete loss. in my spare time (of which i have a great deal), i have somehow managed to complete (or very nearly) 3 new projects aimed at generating an actual income! haha! you can't touch me! i haven't been leeching the system! i haven't borrowed money from banks! i own my own car! bwah-ha-ha-haa!

    and what sucks most is that most companies won't hire me because i'm self-taught (ie. i didn't have $50000 for computer science degrees and such things) and i have a chitty looking car (but dammit, i own the thing - it's MY chitty looking car).

    you have been 0wned :)

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    1. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      The basic personal exemption for a single person in Canada is ~$8,000. If you made $7500 per year, then the evil guvmint did NOT take half in taxes, because you have no taxable income! At worst, it cost you a few hundred in Canada Pension contributions and EI ((un)employment insurance) premiums.

      Now, getting fucked over by an employer withholding too much is a different problem - but that's still fully refundable at tax time regardless.

    2. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      You need to get a bunch of brainbench certifications and embellish your resume better.
      If you smear the ink with the right wording you can get past the idiots in Human Resources and get in front of someone that has a clue and knows that CS degrees are worthless to begin with... you need to be born a programmer you cant learn it.

      read up on how to make killer resumes, and NEVER EVER send a resume to a human resource department.. social engineer your way to the person in charge of the department you want to hire in to. get THAT person your resume.

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    3. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by snarfer · · Score: 1

      But in Canada you get health insurance from the government. We don't get health insurance here in the U.S. at all if we are unemployed. Can't even buy it if you have a pre-existing condition. You're fucked. And if you CAN buy it it's over $400 a month for you and spouse.

    4. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you! One thing that hasn't come up is your cost for health care. I recently had to collect unemployment in a situation where I *could* have made it without, except for that pesky &700/month interim health insurance!

      Can't wait till I can tell my HMO to shove their 3-month wait for an appointment up their....

    5. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by dpu · · Score: 1

      emphasis on the words "personal exemption" - i do my contracts through a company name so i can write off things like insurance (which i sometimes have had), rent, gas, isp payments, etc. maybe not the best way to do things, but the only exemption i have is GST exemption.

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    6. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by dpu · · Score: 1

      not quite right. health care is provided by the government, but it still costs money. most people get subsidized (through their jobs, credit history, sexual orientation, i don't even know what else) and never have to spend a penny on being covered. some of us (like yours truly) get a bill every 3 months for $400 that we don't pay - so we're not covered by the health care system.

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    7. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by dpu · · Score: 1

      i think i get billed about $400 every 3 months. i don't pay it. if i had the extra money, i'd probably buy something more immediately useful - like car insurance or gas...

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    8. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how it works in Canada, but in the U.S., corporations are only taxed on profits. So you should be an employee of your corporation, and pay yourself a salary. If you take profits as an owner, you will be double-taxed (over here).

    9. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by dpu · · Score: 1

      if i could afford an accountant to handle my business books, i would. for the time being, sadly, i have to muddle through on my own and get raped at every turn. unfortunately, that's the stupid way to do it since i'm obviously not very good at it. i should maybe talk to H&R Block or something....

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    10. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by dpu · · Score: 1

      good advice - except for the part about getting a bunch of certifications. where would i get the extra money for that? sure i can take a frontpage course (AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGG!!!) for $200 or so, but would it do me any good? probably not. i'd probably fail and get arrested for bitch-slapping the prof for being an idiot and telling me that frontpage is the best editor there is :(

      honestly, i don't think i've ever given a resume to someone in HR unless specifically directed to do so by the person i want to hire me - course, they usually say that so that HR can tell me to get lost i think.

      i don't think a CS degree is worthless by any means. my problem is with mathematics. CS is heavy math. therefore, it would be an extremely good idea for me to get that particular degree (plus the obvious distinction of then being able to write a lossless audio codec from scratch in assembly language without even using a calculator ;)

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    11. Re:the peanut gallery cometh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a bad way to do it, but...

      If you have a sole proprietorship, the *profit* from the business becomes taxable as personal income, which is then subject to the personal exemption.

      If you have a corporation, then the salary that you pay yourself reduces the corporate taxes owing to zero, and then your salary falls under the personal exemption again.

      You really need to get some qualified tax advice if you're self employed and remitting against an $8000 annual take.

  50. Compared to UK, you are lucky by nwetters · · Score: 2, Informative
    That's $8580.00 to last a year.

    Compared to around £50 (c.$75) a week in the UK (with higher cost of living in London than in most US cities), this sounds great.

    Quit moaning.

    1. Re:Compared to UK, you are lucky by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Compared to around £50 (c.$75) a week in the UK [dss.gov.uk] (with higher cost of living in London than in most US cities), this sounds great.

      You say that, but in Virginia at least, you can't draw more unemployment than you've paid into the system. In the UK, even if you haven't contributed a penny in taxes, the taxpayer foots the bill for your dole - forever. There should be a law like this in the UK, or at least a maximum time that you can draw unemployment for before you get cut off. The system as it is is far too open to abuse - which is why the welfare state alone costs over 1/3 of the tax paid.

  51. Speaking about 'active' job search... by rsfc · · Score: 1

    guy in Chicago won't be in any sort of danger. Perhaps spam is the answer...

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  52. Sigh... by Raul654 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know I am prolly going to get mod'd down to flamebait for this, but here goes:

    I actually *agree* the labor deptartment on this one. I mean, the purpose of unemployment benefits is to cushion the edge of being laid off and give you a little something until you get back on your feet. If you aren't looking for work, you're cheating the system and the community -- what's to stop everybody from freeloading? Hence, the rule seems a sort of necessity. He should have expect the man to come down on him from the time his website became popular - I mean, don't they always?

    Just my $.02

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  53. Bums by Baldrson · · Score: 2
    You see? Unemployed programmers not only took the money and ran during the dotcon era, they're all just a bunch of lazy no-account bums who need to go out and get a real job instead of sitting around watching TV eating chips and complaining about those energetic young H1B workers.

    "Odd Todd" Rosenberg does out-of-work programmers a big f*cking favor just when they most needed it.

    So stop eating those chips and send Todd the money you save. And while you're down at the post-office, stop off at Starbucks and get a real job so you can afford to send the poor guy more because, for cryin' out loud -- he deserves it.

  54. It's FICTION, folks. by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3

    Oddtodd's animation is obviously fictional and hyperbolic. It isn't a videotape, and there is no guarantee it matches reality. I hope the Department of Labor has better proof than the Flash file.

    Besides, setting up a website that generates lots of traffic in order to promote oneself is in my opinion an EXCELLENT way to seek employment. :-)

  55. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Myth 6: The benefits system has any kind of internal consistency.

    Reality:

    • Welfare office: OK, let's see. From your description of your domestic situation, I have to record that you are living with a partner as man and wife. As she is a full time student, our procedure says that she must claim benefits for you as a dependent partner. You are therefore not elegible to receive separate unemployment benefit, even though you are attending higher education for fewer than 16 hours per week while actively seeking work.
    • Me: Uh, but wait, to claim married student benefits, we have to provide a marriage certificate, at least three years old. But we're not actually married. So, what should we do?
    • Welface office: (looking around) OK. Off the record, I recommend you lie to us and say you're sleeping on the couch. Then we can lie about you living together as man and wife, and you can get unemployment benefit while you look for work. Also, don't tell us that you're attending higher education part time, as it just creates more paperwork for us while cutting you exactly zero slack.
    • Me: So, basically you're saying that the system is screwed, you know it's screwed, and the best way to obtain the benefits that it's honestly intended to deliver is to lie and scam it?
    • Welfare office: Pretty much.
    • Me: Well, ok then. By the way, I'm doing some irregular teaching assistant work that brings in the occasional $30 or so. How do I declare that?
    • Welfare office: I'm sorry, I seem to have gone temporarily deaf.

    I was pretty young and naieve then, you can tell. The trouble was that I didn't understand that the system is set up to support binary states: In work. Out of work. Nothing in the middle, no gray areas. You practically have to lie through your teeth (with the state's tacit collusion) to get enough to live on, and at some point when you get a job that pays a living wage, you're expected to stop lying.

    Trouble is, once you get used to the idea that pretty much everybody in the benefits system is involved in a huge scam (and that the benefits office colludes out of compassion), it begs the question: at what point exactly does it become wrong to lie, when at $1 a week less, it was OK?

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  56. Hopeless by dgroskind · · Score: 3

    This guy was supposed to have been head of business development at a dot com but you'd never know it from looking at his Web site. His sad sack sense of humour may have gotten him some sympathy and attention but I doubt if an employer would hand him responsibility based on what they see at his site.

    If he's in business development you'd expect him at least to use the success of the site to promote his skills to a potential employer. There's not even a resumé. He actually has some ads at the bottom of the home page and buried behind a link called Odd Todd Officials, but even when you find them they're so poorly done you're not sure what you're looking at.

    From the point of view of getting a job, his site is worse than useless. Let's see how his goofy outlook holds up after another few months of eating potatochips.

  57. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by elefantstn · · Score: 2
    He'd have to make $8.25 an hour to make the same amount as unemployment. Maybe he could do that, but why would he?


    Because when his unemployment runs out, he'll be making $0/week? Also, I don't know the structure of benefits under unemployment, would working at Wal-Mart give him better health care, etc?
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  58. Lazy Fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fucking lazy ass basterds!

    AllCaps(Its easy to Linktify!)

  59. It's Interesting To Note... by Lethyos · · Score: 2

    That this guy has managed to run a very successful dot.com. He gets lots of visitors who are willing to fork over a bit of money here, a bit of money there... and it all adds up.

    What does that mean? He probably was a good director of business, who was screwed because his superiors were idiots. He's actually demonstrated real good business sense here and a company would probably do well to hire him to run their dot.com. :)

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  60. Moron by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1
    You're defending a guy's right to sponge off of public money

    It's not public money, it's money taken out of our own paychecks and "put away" by the US Gov't so they can keep operating normally, and to give the unemployed a cushion so they don't have to live out of their cars until they find a new job. If you don't put the money in, you don't get the money back. What did you think the purposes of taxes were?

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    1. Re:Moron by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Cloud 9 is right - unemployment taxes are specifically taken out of your paycheck (and the employer's half too) until you reach a certain limit each year. You and your employer have been forced to put that money aside, there is nothing morally wrong, ESPECIALLY from a Libertarian point of view, with attempting to recoup as much of that money as possible.

      Even independent consultants have to pay unemployment taxes, you can bet your patootie that I'm going to file for unemployment between gigs in order to get as much of those taxes back as I can.

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    2. Re:Moron by dead_penguin · · Score: 2

      It's not public money, it's money taken out of our own paychecks and "put away" by the US Gov't

      Exactly. When it comes down to it, UI (or EI -- Employment Insurance -- as it's called here in Canada) is a form of insurance run by the government. You pay into it from every paycheck, insuring yourself against a potential job loss. If you lose your job, you still have to jump through many hoops until you actually see any money, but that's the same with *any* insurance company.

      In contrast, welfare or any other form of social assistance is a redistribution of wealth. Everyone contributes a portion of their income via taxes so that those that can't work for some reason or other don't starve.

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    3. Re:Moron by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      It's not public money, it's money taken out of our own paychecks ... If you don't put the money in, you don't get the money back.

      No fscking kidding. If I had mod points, I'd mod you up. No clue how the original post got +4 Funny. Must be a lot of clueless moderators out today.

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  61. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by qurob · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but any MacDougals or WalMart here (mid-Michigan) is going to pay you $5.25, and you'd be lucky to get a job there.

  62. About not spending all of your time on the site by pne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article said "unemployed people are supposed to be actively looking for work, not spending all of their time answering e-mail, drawing cartoons and getting interviewed on television about being unemployed."

    Well, what does Todd say on a page behind a like entitled "Gimme a JOB"? "you'd have to really pay me alot to take me off schedule on producing cartoons for this site."

    Sounds to me like they have a case.

    Cheers,
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  63. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had something similar happen a few years ago. It went sort of like this:

    Welfare Social Worker: Okay, so you're filing for aid because you are unemployed and denied compensation, so you have no income and no assets.
    Me: Yes.
    Social Worker: Under Welfare rules, you're an "ABOD", an able-bodied worker. So you're ineligible for aid.
    Me: But I'm not getting Unemployment because I was fired for being disabled. Disabled people can't get unemployment.
    Social Worker: Are you disabled, or can you work?
    Me: I can work, but I'm covered under the ADA, the Americans with Disabilities Act.
    Social Worker: Then no benefits for you! *bam*

    Cut to State Unemployment office

    Unemployment caseworker: So you were fired because you were disabled.
    Me: Right.
    Caseworker: Well, if you were fired for being disabled, then that would count as an unfair firing, so you'd be elible for benefits....
    Me: *dazed hungry look* Yes?
    Caseworker: But if it *was* unfair, then you must really be disabled. If you are, you don't qualify for Unemployment Compensation.
    Me: And if I weren't disabled?
    Caseworker: Then you were fired fairly. Either way, NO benefits for you!
    Me: Ummmmm.....
    Caseworker: Have you tried the welfare office?

    Back at the Welfare office...

    Welfare Social Worker: Good news! You don't qualify for most aid, but we CAN give you food stamps.
    Me: Well, that'll help. Now if only I can find a way to pay my rent before I get evicted...
    Welfare Social Worker: Oh no! If someone gives you money to pay rent or utilities, that will affect your food stamps. You have to report any money over 25.00, and we'll deduct that from the food stamps.
    Me:So, I qualify only if I promise not to pay the rent or utilities?
    Welfare Social Worker: Exactly! Have a nice day!

    Completely fucked. *laugh*

  64. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $1500.00 for rent... Holy crap.. I strongly reccomend moving to the midwest or other technical center and get your cost of living to a reasonable level. My house payment is Less than $700.00 and I live in a upscale neighborhood, (not rich buttheads that all drive SUV's and live in houses that are less than 5 years old) My house is 50 years old, It is a very nice place, awesome, quiet neighborhood that is heavily police patrolled on Foot because of the higher taxes I pay. to the point that my car is rarely locked overnight. granted I drive 45 minutes every day to work (many of my friends in chicago have a 45 minute commute to work and they only live 2 miles from work.. I live 36.) and I dont get the insane $150,000 a year job as a sysadmin.. but I live very comfortably, I can buy whatever I want on Ebay, or thinkgeek.com,bestbuy,whatever most all the time, my daughter has it very well. (yes a man with custody of a child... the HORROR! to all the feminatzi's out there)

    basically my point... Live somewhere where the cost of living is sane. No-place in california is sane.... Hell where in california can you live on waterfront property for less than $700.00 a month?.. they wont rent you a campsite for that. my suggestion is to pack up and get the hell out of that state. your chances of a better life rise dramatically when you start driving east.

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  65. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If you filed after Jan 6th, 2002, the California state employment maximum is 330.00 a week, for up to 26 weeks. You can't file again for a year, and you have to have worked a substantial amount during the benefit year to be able to get more. That's 8580.00 to last a year, before taxes. Yes, it's taxable. That's well below the national "poverty line".

    In fairness, though, unemployment is meant to keep you afloat from week to week while you look for a job. It's not not meant to be a long-term anti-poverty program (those exist but unemployment isn't one) and it's misleading to talk about as a year's pay.

    Not to disparage you or anyone who is out of work -- some of my friends are going though the same thing and it breaks my heart to watch. I wish I could be more positive, but I think the reality is that the days of high-paying web development and admin jobs for high school dropouts and liberal arts majors are over, and they're never coming back.

  66. Deserving of a tip by Party+Remover · · Score: 1

    I gave OddTodd a buck a few weeks ago.

    I watched his cartoon about a dozen times between my original viewing and subsequent showings to friends. The guy genuinely cracked me up, and gave me a great voice to add to my impression repertoire, to boot.

    I was giving a small gratuity to someone who made me laugh. I'll also drop dollar bills in the hats/boxes/instrument cases of competent NYC street performers. In all cases, it seems decent thing to do for someone who, rather than just holding their hand out (and, optionally, hassling me), is making a genuine attempt to entertain in return for the donation. Does the fact that he uses a computer instead of a saxophone make him less deserving?

  67. When is the MPAA and RIAA gonna go after him? by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    I am 100% sure he did not pay for the right to use a Def-Lepard and Staind Music Clip, nor did he get permission from Nickelodeon for the spongebob theme clip. Granted I think it was neat, and bits of it were funny, but many sites get giged hard by the lawyer leaches on silly things like that, and it takes a little effort to find royalty free music out there. (Or how about a Independant band that would happily let you use their music?)

    although, on a similar note... Does Spongebob Squarepants fall under the MPAA balloon? or would Nickelodeon just go to his house and fill it with that green-substance they keep pouring on people?

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    1. Re:When is the MPAA and RIAA gonna go after him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it is true that there are many instances where lawyers use scare tactics to bully people into giving up their rights, using copyrighted material for satirical purposes falls under the heading of the "fair use" clause of copyright law. Odd Todd's use of that material is as legal as if Saturday Night Live had used it.

  68. Who is complaining about meager benefits? by Carmody · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have no way of knowing, but I am wondering about the people complaining about their meager benefits, and talking about how they can't afford to pay their bills with their unemployment checks, and how they can't afford living in a $1500 apartment (but would never get a roommate).

    I am wondering if they are the same people who, a year and a half ago, were all buying copies of The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged and constantly posting to slashdot that government has no business taxing the wealthy (and therefore deserving) to help out the poor (who should just get up and start their own businesses).

    The reason I wonder is that there seem to be fewer Randroids, "you don't work... you don't eat" people, people who complain and whine that underemployed people complain and whine. And there are more people talking about inadequate unemployment benefits, and how the government should help people pay their rent and food while they go to school to improve their job skills.

    I know that it could be a coincidence, but I keep wondering if they are the same people.

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    1. Re:Who is complaining about meager benefits? by gelfling · · Score: 2

      I printed this, framed it and put it on my fucking wall!

    2. Re:Who is complaining about meager benefits? by schlach · · Score: 1

      I think it's a smart observation. As my high school history teach was fond of saying, "It's all about whose ox is getting gored."

      So, yes, funny how a previously unthinkable financial condition can change someone's mind on an issue like unemployment. The question will be whether they change their minds back when they eventually return to their well-paying positions...

    3. Re:Who is complaining about meager benefits? by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I certainly hope that at least a majority of the Ayn Rand fanatics experience a period of unemployment. Let them back up their convictions with their wallets. Annoying puppets.

    4. Re:Who is complaining about meager benefits? by Artifex · · Score: 1

      Perhaps these people neglected to live within their means and save money in case something happened. It's pretty sad when self-proclaimed "ants" (Aesop's Fable) turn out to be cousins of "grasshoppers." Sure, they worked, and probably even worked hard. But if they didn't save much, they're still going to be living off the forced kindness of strangers.

      I'm getting laid off in a little over 2 months, from an internet company. I was the last person in my circle of acquaintances to get laid off in the industry, and I've known for a long time that it could easily happen to me. However, I went to work there for the stock, and knew the risks I was taking in doing so. I am disappointed, but I'm not too worried.

      Perhaps I'd be a bit more unhappy about it if they hadn't gifted me with a huge severance package (almost 6 months' pay), but again: they could have easily have given me nothing and no warning, and many of my friends were let go from other places via e-mail or being locked out, etc.

      What kind of person doesn't plan for being laid off or fired? Regarding those who say they can't afford to save because they have car payments and kids and stuff... why'd they decide on the expensive car instead of a cheaper one, and why did they have kids without planning, etc? (I'll accept "accidentally" having kids, but only if the condom broke... and most of the people here are educated enough to know how to use condoms or not have unsafe sex, and should know that by having sex they're implicitly agreeing to any consequences that may result despite efforts to the contrary)

      I once met some people who hinted that they needed money and wanted me to help them out (and they didn't mean loans, but a gift), but they had summer houses and mobile phones and multiple cars and 3 phone lines and cable tv, etc. They had higher living expectations than I do, but still wanted me to support them rather than make some realistic budgetary sacrifices. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people like that here, now, who want more money from the government but shudder to think of selling off or cancelling some of the goods and services they enjoy.

      If you take two people with $45k/year jobs (don't laugh, that's higher than probably 90% of families make, not just single adults, and higher than my base salary), and one person buys a Toyota over 3 years and puts the rest in savings and the other guy buys a BMW and after 3 years is still making car payments, and then both get laid off... who do you think will complain more, and sooner, about having no money? But which person was acting in a more responsible manner?

      Well, okay, I could be wrong. Perhaps consumerism is a disease, and some of these people are forced by their brain chemistry or whatever to buy things they don't need and lack the math skills to figure out how to live within a budget, much less save money. Still, if they have shown lack of fiscal ability, we don't help their problem by feeding them more cash. I doubt we'll see any material-addiction 12-steps starting up any time soon, though. And I do understand that sometimes sweeping economic changes occur that throw whole categories of people out of work, who then require retraining that they can't afford - but I'm not talking about people in labor-intensive fields, here. I'm talking about a group of people here that have on average probably at least 3 computers each and who pride themselves on being technologically sophisticated, but who can't think about the future when it comes to their own lives - and expect as much slack or more as people who have more valid uses for the money.

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    5. Re:Who is complaining about meager benefits? by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      The reason I wonder is that there seem to be fewer Randroids, "you don't work... you don't eat" people, people who complain and whine that underemployed people complain and whine.

      You know what? I paid over $20K in taxes last year. But have been told that because my income was above a certain level, despite paying into a system with a percentage of my income, I've exceeded the cap of what I can expect out of it. So my "unemployment" benefit for the four weeks I couldn't find work was capped at $496 per week. Less than 25% of what I was used to (and am earning again thanks to no government action/support/whatever).

      And guess what! I was capped at 30 weeks of this substandard fare. Do the math. Oh yea, I get to pay taxes on it too.

      So all us Randroids yelling about don't work, don't eat might have been talking about the unemployment line, but since it's capped in my state at 30 weeks, and you actually have to be employed for a while before you can tap into it again, I think we were talking about the hobos and welfare bums. And people who actually make money when they file their taxes through things like the "Child Tax Credit" and the "Earned Income Credits" and so on...

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    6. Re:Who is complaining about meager benefits? by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

      Remember when ESR was going on about how he wasn't going to share his VA Linux money with anyone? Remember that? What goes around comes around.

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  69. in otherwords, folks . . . by hawk · · Score: 2
    . . . Without this kind of theft (no, it *doesn't* belong in quotes), we could choose between larger/longer benefits, or lower taxes (higher wages).


    But this guy is more important than the rest of us, so . . .


    The disgraceful behavior by the government here isn't demanding the stolen money back, or the penalties for not responding to proper inquiries ab out the theft, but that there was no criminal prosecution . . .


    hawk

  70. Advice - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't reply to trolls. Then they win.

  71. If he uses is brain he's home free ... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2


    Nowhere does it say that one must spend all waking hours looking for work, so he can simply say it's his hobby, and that he did it in additon to looking for work as required. Anything he put on the site stating he was goofing off can be chaulked up to the concept of fiction and poetic liscence (or does the DOL think there really is a guy named Charlie Brown who keeps falling on his back when Lucy pulls the football away? ... sadly, it wouldn't surprise me.) Finally, the DOL admits that donations are acceptable, and don't constitute a violation.

    This ones a no brainer ... even when dealing with the brainless DOL dweebs! The only question left is ... will Todd use his?

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  72. Dont they document... by markmoss · · Score: 2

    Doesn't the unemployment office require documentation of your quest for work? I know the last time I was drawing unemployment (12 years ago, in Michigan), I had to turn in a form every week listing at least 3 "contacts". E.g., go to that small business in Cadillac that's in my field and looks like a great place to work, and confirm that they're still firing, not hiring. Hit two other places in the same industrial park at random. Fill in the form. That's done, it's 10 am Monday, and I've got the rest of the week for _real_ job hunting...

  73. WA State Law by zzyzx · · Score: 2

    In Washington, "actively looking for a job" means making 3 contacts a week. I have collected unemployment three times in my life (when my contracts ran out), and saw the evolution in the process.

    The first time, everyone had to apply in person for the first week. While waiting for the office to open, I stood outside and talked to some people who had collected unemployment a lot before. They talked about cheating the system; they copied business names from a phone book to make them their contacts. Due to widespread scamming of that system, the agency gave up for a while and just said that you had to be looking.

    My last time of unemployment was in summer 2000. The system had changed again. You had to list your three contacts every week on a form that - in theory - could be audited. I wasn't. Three contacts a week didn't exactly take long. If Tod was as worried about his situation as he said he was, I'd be surprised if he didn't try calling a recruiter or two a week. Do that and all of a sudden you're legal.

  74. Stop assuming the worst of the unemployed by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 2

    You heard it here folks. He just confessed to committing fraud against the government.

    I did nothing of the sort. Of course I didn't claim benefits during the weeks when I was doing freelance work, dummkopf!

    Anyway, the Dept. of Labor says my paperwork is A-OK, so I've got 13 more weeks of unemployment checks coming!

    Eat your fully employed heart out.

    Look, I hate to break it to you, but we are in a RECESSION. Despite your Reaganomic assumptions, those who are not working (or not working full time) are not just lazy. I've looked for work, and sometimes found it. But it's a very tough job market. Count your blessings if you have a job.

    1. Re:Stop assuming the worst of the unemployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, we're in a recession? That's great. Stop making excuses. There are jobs to be had. Sorry to break it to you, but there just might not be the exact job you want, tailor-made to suit your every desire at this particular moment in time.

      It's just a fact of life. Time to face reality - you're unemployed and there are jobs that you can do. It might not be a job you like, but it's a job that pays.

      Eat my fully employed heart out? Yeah, I'm jealous of some couch-surfer who's too lazy to go out and get a job, and would rather live off the public dollar. Right. Go ahead and be happy on your $400 a week. Just don't forget that you could easily double that if you would just GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND LOOK FOR WORK.

    2. Re:Stop assuming the worst of the unemployed by cduffy · · Score: 1
      But it's a very tough job market. Count your blessings if you have a job.

      Jobs aren't that hard to find, man -- I've got three, each as a matter of who-you-know. I didn't call them, they called me.

      Know any folks who own small businesses? At least in the town I'm in (Chico, CA) they talk to each other; do good work at reasonably rates for a few and more come calling. Become known for knowing your stuff in your local LUG, and in sunnier times a fellow member might mention your name as a potential coworker (alternately, several of the consulting jobs I've gotten were in connection with some variety of volunteer work arranged via the LUG).

      Now, there's a good chance that finding a job isn't quite so easy where you are -- perhaps you're in one of those cities where there was a glut of programming talent laid off during the dot-bomb thing. Be assured, though, that the whole RECESSION is more localized than 'ya may think; while it may be felt plenty in Sunnyvale, I have yet to feel it here. In addition, moving can provide not only new job prospects but additionally a much lower cost-of-living.


      Alternately, if you can redesign and rebuild the aging custom "enterprise software" used by a car dealership here, I might be able to offer 'ya (or anyone else reading) some consulting work. SQL99 a must; experience with some variety of application server (preferably a cheap variety -- we'd rather pay more for you than for the software) very useful; housing in Chico, California to be provided by employer for the duration of the project. Full source for current system (complete with business logic) available; ownership of the resulting software and resale rights available for negotiation. And while you may have to work with me on the planning, I'm much less unpleasent IRL than on /.. Mail me if interested.

    3. Re:Stop assuming the worst of the unemployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know why we're in a recession? Because slackers like you aren't working. Yeah, the economy is all a mental thing.

  75. I still don't get it by eples · · Score: 1

    I still don't get it.

    You get laid off, but still expect to live the same lifestyle?!

    I seem to remember doing just fine supporting myself through college. No my apartment wan't that great. No my car wasn't that great.
    But I had friends who were all in the same boat so we didn't care - plus: college chicks!
    Besides, with what is left after the market collpasing, you're not missing anything special at all.

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    1. Re:I still don't get it by kaimiike1970 · · Score: 1

      You do get it. You just don't realize it. When you were living that grotty lifestyle all was made better by the fact that you were getting 'college' chicks. Now, when you fall back into that grotty lifestyle there are NO 'COLLEGE' CHICKS. Just sad you living with 8 guys in a 2 bedroom/ 1 bathroom house. Eating chips.

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  76. AMEN, BROTHER by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 2

    See my posts near the top of this topic (about how I've spent a lot of time on my personal web project during my 8 mos. unemployed).

    I've battled the blues almost every day of this depressing time. It didn't help that my city (New York) was ATTACKED and virtually shut down during the month of September. Also, my grandfather died right after I was laid off, my wife and I had to move to a lower-rent apartment, I injured myself during the move, and one of our pets contracted a life-threatening illness. Of course I have nothing to complain about compared to the people I know who lost someone in the World Trade Center. But this whole city has been a really rough place for the last several months.

    Working on Subintsoc.net and other non-paying web projects (such as MiamiStories.com) during times that I couldn't get paying work has really helped preserve my morale and sanity, as well as honing my skills and adding to my resume.

    It sucks not to be able to do what you're good at, and what you used to get paid well for. Sometimes doing it for free, and hopefully providing some entertainment to the world in the bargain, is a good way to go.

  77. on a side note by loraksus · · Score: 2

    If you want free health coverage in the state of Oregon and are a single person, the maximum that you are allowed to make is $712 a month. I suppose someone pulled that figure out of their ass in the late 80's and it hasn't been adjusted for inflation, but hey. . .
    It just pisses me off that I am being encouraged by the government not to work, or even work less hours.
    bah.

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  78. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by exodus2 · · Score: 1

    On the north cost of the state. But be realistic. In San Diego you can live on the cost in a 600 sqft 1 br aparatment for 1200. Cheep. But I live inland in a 2k sqfoot house for only $280,000. But i can afford it and my wife is working on her phd in pyscology.

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  79. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by apt-get · · Score: 1

    Interesting - there is a new Wal*Mart warehouse/distribution center opening in rural Missouri that starts out clerical or blue-collar employees at $10.65, with raises totaling 14% after a year.

  80. Well, I just gave him a dollar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is some funny stuff on that site. It was worth it to give him a dollar. I'm supposed to give a bum on the street a dollar because he just asked? screw that... let him get a top-hat and a cane and dance around for tips or something.

  81. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by sparkz · · Score: 2

    Hey, 330 Canadian Dollars a week? That's UKP 144! Check out The UK Rates - Maximum UKP53. So you're getting nearly 3 times what we get in the UK. In short: Quit bleating.

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  82. Looking for a job by ellem · · Score: 4, Funny

    is downright depressing.

    I would know.

    You send 3 million resume's out to the world no one calls.

    As a goof I listed as experience:

    God/Emporer Of Networing

    One company called and wanted to know what that entailed...

    "You know, setting upsacrifices, virgin burning, the usual."

    I don't blame this guy for blowing off a little steam.

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    1. Re:Looking for a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea i bet its because you spell that well in your resume

    2. Re:Looking for a job by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Bernard Shifman sent out like ten million resumes via email and is still unemployed! Go figure, an unemployed spammer!

    3. Re:Looking for a job by prockcore · · Score: 1

      You want to know why no one called you back?

      "God/Emporer Of Networing"

      Not only is it a flippant remark, but you've misspelled all of the words which were longer than 3 letters.

      People make jokes about spelling and grammar nazis on slashdot, but if you misspell anything on your resume, you're not going to get the job.

    4. Re:Looking for a job by ellem · · Score: 1

      I'm not much of a horn blower... but...
      Despite my English degree I can spell. On /. it just isn't that important.

      Clearly I used God/Emperor of Networking as a goof on a few resume's to see if anyone was paying any attention.

      One company was.

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  83. Stop your bellyaching by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You've clearly got enough time to cruise the web and post articles on slashdot. Why don't you let us in on the details you haven't listed in your article yet - your frivellous purchases, your inability to save money even in the best of times, and your crappy qualifications. Don't like paying child support? Don't make babies.

    Stop waiting for the government to solve your problems for you.

    1. Re:Stop your bellyaching by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Stop waiting for the government to solve your problems for you.

      He's not. He's only asking for his money back - money he put into the system fair and square. If the government hadn't taken that money out of his paycheck for years for exactly this purpose, I would have no sympathy for him. But, since he's only getting the money back that he already paid in, I'm on his side. At least it's not coming out of MY paycheck, as it would be if he were on welfare.

      As for your baby comment, well, someone else already responded to that just like I would have. You don't know the details of that and the divorce may have been his wife's doing.

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  84. California $230 per week by snarfer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In California unemployment is only $230 per week, and it has run out for me and most people I know anyway. Everyone is spending their retirement money now.

    1. Re:California $230 per week by TrinSF · · Score: 2

      Nope, under the new law, if you filed after 1/6/02, it's $330 a week max. If you had a claim before then, you get no increase in benefits. Because of this, many people waited until January to file claims.

      Supposedly they're going to make the higher amount retroactive to 9/11/01 for "workers displaced by the WTC disaster".

  85. AMEN AMEN AMEN. Thank you. by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2
    I have no way of knowing, but I am wondering about the people complaining about their meager benefits, and talking about how they can't afford to pay their bills with their unemployment checks, and how they can't afford living in a $1500 apartment (but would never get a roommate).

    You have hit the nail on the head - Bay Area types who think owning a 3-series BMW and having their own apartment in the Marina District constitute the lowest acceptable standard of living. $1500 a month? You can move to Milpitas for $750 a month and still be in driving distance to all the same jobs.

    I am wondering if they are the same people who, a year and a half ago, were all buying copies of The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged and constantly posting to slashdot that government has no business taxing the wealthy (and therefore deserving) to help out the poor (who should just get up and start their own businesses)

    Amen. This site gets so pompus and smug about its so-called agenda, its very amusing. You can boil it down to one theme:ME ME ME ME ME. Whatever is best for ME ME ME ME ME right now is what constitutes the /. agenda.

    1. Re:AMEN AMEN AMEN. Thank you. by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This site gets so pompus and smug about its so-called agenda, its very amusing. You can boil it down to one theme:ME ME ME ME

      So, technologically capable young people are elitist oligarchy when they complain about taxes, and undeserving hypocritical scum when they stand in need.

      I only hope all of us can aspire to your notions of equality.

    2. Re:AMEN AMEN AMEN. Thank you. by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      $1500 a month? You can move to Milpitas for $750 a month and still be in driving distance to all the same jobs.

      Re-read his post. It's not like he wants that expensive apartment now; He said he is locked into a lease at that price. I suppose he could break it, but then the landlord would levy a big fat fine and sick collections on him.

      A friend of mine was making $12 an hour and bought a new car with $300/month payments. His wife had to have emergency surgery a month before his health benefits kicked in at his new job, and they took a $12k hit. They couldn't afford to pay it so they looked to the state for help. Their response? "Sell the car." Sure, that would be nice, except he still owed $16k, the car was now worth $14k, so if he sold it he would have to find a $2k loan to pay the difference (good luck with $12k of debt against him) AND would have no way of getting to work.

      This guy is in a similar situation. He signed the lease for the apartment when he could afford it. Now he can't, but he can't break the lease, either. At least in his case, the government is helping somewhat. My friend couldn't get a fscking dime and the hospital was threatening to tack on thousands more in fees and destroy his credit.

      He ended up getting his parents to cosign on a large credit card and dumped the balance onto it. He was barely able to make the payments, but it was either that or tell the hospital to fsck off and kiss his credit goodbye. Sold the car a year later when the payments caught up with depreciation and got $500 back to buy a beater with. Still took him 5 years to pay the credit card off.

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    3. Re:AMEN AMEN AMEN. Thank you. by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      I'd normally just overlook something like your inspired response, but you make a good example case as to why John Q. Public isn't going for the liberal agenda anymore, and I thought I might do you a service in explaining why.

      There comes a point in debating ideology where someone overtly betrays that they have abandoned any pretense of the moral foundations for the positions they take. In a good faith ideological debate, the assumption is that both parties seek to do that which promotes the welfare of people, and that their differences result not from a breach in this fundamental understanding, but in the approach they wish to take in achieving that welfare.

      By abandoning the concept of equality, you have demonstrated that your purposes are not directed at the public good, but at something entirely else. You demonstrate that you are foisting your beliefs about the way things should be onto the rest of us. You make the transition from being an advocate to an opressor.

      When you cross that threshold, your shrill cries take on the character of a howling brawler in a bar fight. Everything you say from then on can be safely disregarded by reasonable people. You can never again shame us into following you, for we now KNOW you are wrong.

  86. Milpitas apartments for $800, you lazy pompus shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You can move to Milpitas and cut your rent in half while still being in driving distance to the same jobs you have access to now.

    And don't give me this shit about breaking a lease, I can't remember one time in recordd history that a landlord has wasted the time to pursue a lease breaker.

    Your plight is your problem - you could change it today if you wanted.

  87. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I feel really bad for you not just because it really seems like you're in a tight spot, but because I know the other side of the coin and think it will only get worse for people in real need as the system wises up to it. There are absolute fucks taking advantage of unemployment left and right. A "friend" of mine is an example...

    Due to fortuitous timing in joining a major software firm right out of college, he was a double-digit millionaire (in stock of course) within a few years. During the boom time, his job was of course utterly cushy (total slack time, work when you like, not a lot of supervision, plenty of toys, various nice benefits, etc.) After working the absolute minimum for a long time, they started asking him to show some dedication or to take some responsibility. He said they didn't "respect" him so he'd go somewhere that they understood "just how hard good engineers are to come by". This is of course still during the boom, when engineers are in huge demand...

    So he leaves this very nice, mature company that's treated him very well, and has headhunters place him at the highest bidder... A small, hot company just about to IPO, where he'll get nearly a percent of the company in options. BOOM! The company IPOs, and now he's almost twice as rich again.

    So here he is just a couple of months into a new job, having been compensated enormously for having so far done... nothing! Rather than contribute back to this company, which has shown right up front that they hope he'll be worth it (rushing through his employment so he's on staff the day before the IPO lockout), he loafs. If he slacked before, it was nothing compared to this. He goes to work maybe three days a week for a few hours in the afternoon. He's never around for meetings. He does this for *months* with them starting out with gentle reminders and then finally getting angry and confronting him about it. Meanwhile he's going to the beach when he's supposed to be at work, taking time off whenever he feels like it, all the while saying how shitty this company is because they have no dedication to quality engineering... all of their engineers are rushing out hacks; why the fuck should he work hard for them, they disgust him?

    Finally they oust him. Their fucking loss, he says, they don't know how hard it is to find a good engineer; I'll just go do it again. Nope, sorry, here comes the hammer. Suddenly all of these options he's been expensively living off of and using as margin for other investments are in the toilet; the market has taken a shit.

    California has this (truly unfortunate) law called the Alt-Min Tax, which has decimated thousands of lives in the San Francisco Bay Area... This guy is among the unfortunates... His tax bill is calculated according to the huge value of the stocks he never sold, and now he's utterly broke because he's unable to pay them. He barely manages to squeak out, but he's set back to zero, plus some savings. Oh yeah, and suddenly it's really hard to get a job.

    Any normal person would be humbled at this point. They'd say, "Wow, this is the price of hubris... I have learned my lesson. I blew off responsibility in the good times, and everything I had is now gone. I'll never take a decent job for granted again."

    But NO! This guy makes some feeble attempts to apply for some jobs, but mostly just hangs around, plays Counterstrike, whines about how he's too important to work for anybody else now, no job is good enough for his picky taste, etc. He gets on unemployment as money starts getting tight. Wait, did I say "tight"? No, not *really* tight... He's off to Taiwan twice in two months, ostensibly to look for jobs, but really to hit on Asian chicks and party with friends. But the money's tight, right? "Oh yeah, it's just awful, but if I didn't take a big trip before the end of he year, I'd lose my chance at the next higher frequent-flier bonus! Hey, you guys want some of my coke? It's not like I'm going to start a habit or anything; it's just helpful to keep my self-esteem up during the down time; this whole "not being a millionaire anymore" thing has been such a bummer, you know, money's so tight; at least unemployment is helping subsidize my blow. Hey, this chick I met in Taiwan? I'm going to go woo her in Europe for a while. You guys can file my unemployment for me while I'm gone, right? Why not? Fuck the system, man, they're just trying to take things from us people! Information (and my cushy lifestyle) wants to be free! Fight the man! Screw you, MPAA, you're not going to make us little guys take it up the ass!"

    I know plenty of people hurt in the dot-com bust, and there are plenty of awesomely tragic stories out there. Yet I think for every hundred tragedies, there must be one or two like him, sucking off the system like a tick while doing nothing in particular. I used to think people were being cruelly harsh in saying "You fucking dot-commers, you got yours! That'll teach you to be so fucking full of yourselves!" Unfortunately they're forced to stereotype because they see him and not the rest... With so many more millionaires, it's easier to see the people like this guy and paint every single engineer in Silicon Valley witht he same wide brush. But he's the exception that screws it up for everyone else... Screws up the compassion that people across the country *could* have for the very real tragedies going on here due to AMT, screws up the unemployment system for people who truly, tragically are in need of help, screws up the respect that was afforded to him for *free*, not just by companies taking a gamble on an unknown, but by his friends.

    Wow, feels good to get it out, though shitty to be this disgusted. With any luck he'll read this between Counterstrike levels.

  88. mod parent overrated by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    $9K since April is not a lot of money. In fact, it's considerably less than homeless people can make on welfare.

    If any of Todd's other contributors are like me, they are giving money because they have found themselves in his shoes recently and want to help out. I realize that computer geeks are not currently recognized as humans, and that if he were anyone else, the department of labor wouldn't have said a thing, and your post would not be here. While I believe you are entitled to your stereotype and bigotry (who the fuck is in the media? They guy has a computer! WTF?!), I take issue with anyone seeking to punish actual generosity and human compassion, even if it is directed toward someone you don't consider human.

  89. Yes, the gvnt SHOULD solve all of your problems by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I cannot believe the injustice you have suffered. I can't believe the government hasn't done the rainy-day savings and contingency planning required to see you through your day with as little effort and forethought as required.

    And now they won't get you a suitable job? The cads! When will it stop? When will the promise, nay, the guarantee of low-cost (actually, NO cost) cradle-to-grave care be realized???

    1. Re:Yes, the gvnt SHOULD solve all of your problems by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      I think the point is that he paid unemployment taxes -- HIS MONEY -- for this situation, yet the rules on collecting the money he put away for this purpose are almost self-defeating...

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    2. Re:Yes, the gvnt SHOULD solve all of your problems by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1

      If the government didn't put him on an allowance it would all be gone by now in any case and he'd be on welfare.

    3. Re:Yes, the gvnt SHOULD solve all of your problems by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Actually, your previous employer pays the unemployment, not taxes.

      All your taxes pay for is the cushy salaries for the unfireable government employees who misadministrate the insane rules.

    4. Re:Yes, the gvnt SHOULD solve all of your problems by NineNine · · Score: 1

      No, I never said that I wanted the government to protect me. I AM living off of money that I had put away for an occasion like this. You honestly think that I could LIVE on $400/week (before taxes)? ha!

      My point is that the unemployment system as we know it is broken. It in no way actually encouages people to get a job or learn something new. Like I said, I'd LOVE to get a shitty $9/hour job to supplement my unemployment while I'm looking for real work (for both money, and for something to do). However, if I did this, I'd actually earn LESS than what I'm getting now from unemployment. In reality, what I get from unemployment plus some generic $9/hour job STILL wouldn't be even close to what I was making previously. Either the unemployment should be fixed, or it should be scrapped altogether.

  90. Even the employed can't find work by itwerx · · Score: 1

    I have a good job. I like working here and my coworkers are great. But I'm a bit too far from the University to be able to take night classes and get my MBA. So I, too, am job-hunting.
    With almost 15 years in the industry and a broad background (not to mention people skills and the ability to write in a semi-literate fashion) I have never had a problem finding a job before now.
    The problem is that the positions often get filled before they're even advertised (I'm in Seattle, if you're curious).
    There was a tiny little position at a non-profit which I was interested in and they got almost a hundred resume's before the position was even posted!! Bigger, "real" companies get 400-500!!
    I've got my resume' at one of those resume re-writers right now (say that 5x quickly) just to try to stand out a little more...
    If you're out of work, I feel for you - good luck!

  91. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Robotech_Master · · Score: 4, Informative
    Myth 3: You're better off getting a job at Wal-mart or something.

    Reality: A "good" basic job might pay the same as the unemployment, but it'll also eat 40 hours a week of job-hunting time -- and management at that McJob isn't going to let you go on interviews every other day, either. Even if the McJob might pay a little more, it may hinder your ability to get Work In Your Field, which is a net loss in the long term.

    What's more, almost no Wal-Mart or K-Mart or any other retail store is going to give you a full-time job. You'll be stuck at 25 hours a week, maximum, because if they let you work any more they'd have to pay you benefits--and they'd rather have twice as many half-time workers and not pay the benefits.
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  92. Whoa by sulli · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Don't like paying child support? Don't make babies.

    Maybe he got dumped by his wife. Maybe she cheated on him and then got a nice settlement. Maybe it's a she, and these conditions are reversed. Or maybe they never got married. You can't know what the truth is simply from the fact that the poster pays child support - but yet you rush to judgment about his (her) lifestyle choices.

    Lots of people shirk their child-support responsibilities (and not just the "deadbeat dads" the media like to talk about). Here's someone who is trying to be responsible!

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  93. Part of Growing Up by BlueFrog · · Score: 1
    Hey, I think we've all been guilty of a little bullshit-spewage. That's part of life. If people learn a little something and change their opinions, I'm cool with that. Or maybe they just whine that the state oughtta take care of them, but in the end they learn that it simply doesn't, and whining isn't going to fix anything.

    It takes time to make sense of something as life-shaking as being out of work for a while. I'm not going to hold it against anyone if they're still getting it figured out.

  94. well allow me to retort... by goddessofgeek · · Score: 1

    I have dropped some change in oddtodd's tip jar. His episodes give me a giggle and a reality check when I feel like whining about my still-employed existence. The cheesy Valentine's Day episode for us single chicks completely made my day. I agree with other posters who compare giving him "mon-ay" with tipping a street performer or supporting public broadcasting. One should consider showing some support to the few content providers that provide you with information, entertainment and do not spew ads at you. I also send sizable donations to local organizations who serve the homeless and hungry. Callous yuppie me, I'd rather know that my money is going towards food, shelter and services than receive some self-serving fuzzy by providing handouts to somebody who may or may not be truly in need or suffer from substance abuse issues.

  95. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by skullY · · Score: 1
    You know, that's something that I found odd when I moved here; in the South there are 24-hour Wal-marts everywhere, but in the bay area, I don't know of any. when I mention this to people here, someone always says, "I think there's one over in ", but no one can ever confirm one.
    Welcome to the bay area, where the streets are rolled up by 9:30, sharp.
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  96. If bums on the street entertained me.... by Lawmeister · · Score: 2

    as much as oddtodd did, they would be getting more than a kick in the ass as I walk past them.

    this is advertising in it's best form - he's got talent and shows it in a form that makes people WANT to see it. I sincerly hope he gets hired... and I hope that dollar I sent him (hey that's a buck and 62 cents Canadian!) bought him another cup of java.

  97. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by cduffy · · Score: 1

    In San Diego you can live on the cost in a 600 sqft 1 br aparatment for 1200. Cheep.

    As a fellow in Chico, CA where the going rate for a nice apartment is about $320/mo (with roommates) or $700 (without), I can say that that's quite certainly not cheap. Last year, that same $1200/mo you mentioned for a 1br apartment in San Diego paid the rent on a 4-bedroom house in a good neighborhood with a big yard and a shed 'round back -- and by Chico rates, we overpaid.

    Further, I've had no trouble finding work around here -- indeed, some of my time has been spent trying to find folks to replace me for local consulting clients I don't have the time to work for but would rather not alienate. The pay for local jobs isn't as good as in the Bay Area (which is part of why I'm presently telecommuting), but not having big bills lends itself to a lower-pressure lifestyle.

    Move out to somewhere where the rent's truly cheap, then you'll understand what we mean when we say 'yall city dwellers overpay for rent.

  98. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 3, Funny

    $1500.00 for rent... Holy crap.. I strongly reccomend moving to the midwest or other technical center and get your cost of living to a reasonable level

    I see this working...

    Welfare Social Worker: So you got laid off in California and you moved here to collect benifits?
    Me:Yes, A poster on slashdot told me it was cheaper to rent here.
    Welfare Social Worker: You know you have to live and work in THIS state for X months before you can collect benifits from our state?
    Me:You mean that poster didn't think seriously about it before he said it?
    Welfare Social Worker: Exactly! Have a nice day!

  99. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    it will take you 3 months to locate suitable housing in a differnt location.. In fact, you can find a job in a differnt location faster than you can fine a sutibale house to buy,rent,etc... Then yes they will Viemently deny you unemployment based on the fact that you are employed.

    Sorry, the The united states is quite large, if you expand your geographical area of job hunting your sucess rate goes up at a massive rate.

    I apologize at not being more specific in my post, I assume that slashdot readers are the top 1/3rd of the population in I.Q. and such simple things shouldn't need to be explained. but you obviously proved me wrong.

    so yes, be sure to suck your unemployment benefits dry before moving...

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  100. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

    The only Wal-marts are in the outer part of the Bay Area *sniff*. The closest ones (to San Francisco) are in Pleasanton, and in San Mateo. I know for sure the one in Pleasanton closes at 9ish, not sure about San Mateo. In Manteca (my hometown) it's open 24/7, and all of the high school students would go there to hang out (very dull town, but at least we have waterslides! [/sarcasm]).

  101. Reminds me... by WPL510 · · Score: 1

    I recently went to buy a pair of sneakers, and the person ahead of me at the register had a stack of the extra-expensive Nike shoes. As she went to pay, I heard her ask the cashier "do you take food stamps?" Not everyone getting help from the govt is that way, but it kind of makes you wonder...

  102. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

    I assume that slashdot readers are the top 1/3rd of the population in I.Q. and such simple things shouldn't need to be explained.

    And I assumed most slashdot readers could understand humor if they saw it and such simple things shouldn't need to be explained.... quess I was wrong.

    BTW, For the record, I AM unemployed, I AM NOT collecting any benifits, I AM searching nation wide for a job (world wide actually). I actually qualify for military disability too but I didn't take it either, I figure save it for someone who really needs it.

    Anyone who takes who takes /. advice without a grain of salt deserves to be unemployed, I was trying to bring out the humor of following such advice word for word.

  103. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by GooseKirk · · Score: 1

    If you haven't already, I think you'd really appreciate reading Joseph Heller's "Catch-22", IMO the finest novel yet written. Sounds like you could relate to it, at least...

  104. mod this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QED

  105. I donated to OddTodd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I also donate frequently to the homeless and charities. I'm not in the USA, but I thought Todd had made an effort, and gave him a tip for it.

  106. Nope... by E-Rock · · Score: 2
    Us reason based thinkers have jobs, but it's impolite to rub your nose in it.

    You asked.

    1. Re:Nope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us reason based thinkers have jobs, but it's impolite to rub your nose in it

      (1) You mean "we"

      (2) I would like to see your data here. Numbers showing what percent of the jobs are held by "reason-based" thinkers. If you made that statement without any data to back it up, then you have shown yourself NOT to be a "reason based" thinker and have no right to use the word "we" or "us"

      (3) Implicit in your posting is the assumption the "objectivists" are "reason-based." Any study of Garrett Hardin, The Prisoner's Dilemma, the Tragedy of the Commons, or common history will show major flaws in such thinking. Therefore, the parent post still stands.

  107. Myths and realities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For every overpaid loafer sitting cushly on stock sold at the height of the market, I know probably a thousand that have worked for company after company that bailed, went bankrupt, or dwindled away. I go for interviews with companies that stress how they are looking for long term workers, when I know the division if not the company will be toast within 3 or 4 years, if not 3-4 months when management wakes up to reality and you will be out looking again.

    The only contract positions are those paying employee wages which amounts a 50% cut in pay due to all the additional costs one incurs but are still desireable just for a networking opportunity to find your next real job.

    The few positions available are for experienced workers at entry level jobs, but if you actually have the experience you are clearly overqualified for, if indeed they are available as they have generally not been filled even after a year of being open.

    One networks with everyone you have worked with over the years only to find they are anticipating layoffs and it will only get darker before beginning to turn. I know people spending their retirement, or spending all the equity in their homes to stay afloat. I am not in that situation but so easily could have been had I not saved -half- of what I earned. How many of you dipshits can say that?

  108. I think I have you beat. by fishexe · · Score: 1

    he's doing a show about him doing nothing while I'm doing nothing about me doing nothing.

    You're posting on slashdot about you doing nothing while I'm doing nothing about...oh wait...never mind...

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  109. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by WNight · · Score: 2

    That is such a scam. If the job you're doing would qualify for benefits if you worked full time, I think they should have to pay the fraction of benefits that you work for. (5/8ths in that example.)

  110. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Reality: A lot of people treat job hunting as a full time job in and of itself, spending hours a day sending out resumes, querying employers, researching, etc.

    Yes, let us not forget Bernard Shifman.

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  111. Re:first post by prizzznecious · · Score: 0

    I sincerely hope that the next time you try to eat a cake, it is in fact a huge piece of your mother's shit, and you notice this sad reality halfway through the meal. That is the extent to which I hate you.

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  112. giving money to homeless people by prockcore · · Score: 1

    I have a policy not to give money to homeless people. You know they're just going to waste it on booze and cigarettes.

    If anyone is going to waste my money on booze and cigarettes, it's going to be me, dammit.

  113. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a very similar experience. The first claim form, I sent in I answered the questions as honestly and completely as possible. The result was that I had to be interviewed by an EDD rep to determine eligibility. The rep reviewed my case and said that I was entitled to benefits afterall. He admonished me for being "needlessly exact" and on the form.

    I was counseled by the EDD representative to intentionally lie on the forms to help "streamline" the process and reduce paperwork. I was told to only give the "standard" answers to the questions on the claim form because anything else just wastes man-hours. Only under "extreme circumstances", I was told, should I ever change the answers from the "standard" to "non-standard" responses.

  114. Re:Looking for job on TV? [offtopic] by fumble · · Score: 1

    Offtopic:

    The World Ends Tomorrow and YOU MAY DIE!

    ... So says slackoff.org

  115. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by cduffy · · Score: 1

    He is OWED those benefits. They were paid for by him and his employer. Not having to take a minimum wage job is part of the benefits provided to you by unemployment insurance.

    Paying taxes is not buying unemployment insurance, disability insurance or medical insurance, even if your government offers programs intended to provide similar services); it's putting money into a general fund. This fund may offer services similar to these to whomever it wishes -- but it's not the same thing. If the amount of money I put in and the amount of services I got out were in some way related, or I bargained (via contract) with some entity to provide the services, then I could see your point -- but with taxes, that's not so! All the services come out of the general fund, and everyone is forced to pay into that fund (some more than others); hence, those who drain more than they add from the fund put a burden on the others. It's not as if some insurance company decided to bear the associated risk of me qualifying for benefits; rather, the risk is forcibly borne by others against their will.

    "Unemployment insurance" is when someone offers to take a particular risk for me, in return for a regular payment. When someone forces others to take that risk for me... no, that's no longer unemployment insurance; that's something else -- and just because I happen to have paid into that general fund doesn't excuse it.

  116. Back up our convictions? Some of us do. by cduffy · · Score: 1

    I've been unemployed. I've been homeless. In going through college (for which I paid my own way), I refused gov't grants -- because forcing other people to pay for my education against their will(s) is wrong. Some of us care more about our morals than our necks.

    As for the "puppets" bit, I've no doubt that if I knew more about your views I could describe you as puppeting someone yourself. Would it be accurate? If the thought process that lead to your views is your own, there's a strong argument to the contrary.

    1. Re:Back up our convictions? Some of us do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it as a given that you went to a private college, but you of course didn't use publicly funded roads to get there, right? Your use of the roads would have caused them to deteriorate, however slightly, forcing the public to pay a higher cost in taxes to repair them.

  117. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, if you are computer savy (which I assume most of /. is), you can do what I am doing while going to school ...


    I work at a place that is open 24 hours a day, I get full benefits (medical, dental, life insurance, and more), and make about $12 an hour plus profit sharing. And, the more profitible locations are ALWAYS looking for computer savy people.


    My job duties include working with multiple platforms (Win, Mac, Solaris), doing all kinds of geeky stuff as a computer service specialist.


    Plus, most importantly, you meet anyone who is anyone in the local companies ... I am on a first name basis with most of the top brass at a huge biotech company, several aerospace companies, a really cool, really geeky engineering department in the music industry, and just about anywhere else worth working in my area.


    I get job offers all of the time, but am holding off until I finish school.

  118. Work high,live low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " The pay for local jobs isn't as good as in the Bay Area (which is part of why I'm presently telecommuting)"

    So either telecommute or just long commutes are the way to go. Live cheap, Work high, pocket the difference. Wow, what a life.

  119. Off the clock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget to add "working off the clock" as part of that. And WalMart isn't the ONLY ones who do this.

  120. Re:California $230 per week-Retirement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Everyone is spending their retirement money now."

    Retirement money, what's that?

  121. Re:I still don't get it-Situational condoms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even worse. Most people who've left college and started their lives, start accumilating "obligations". That college loan for starters.
    Now trying to apply a strategy that was fine for a different situation than the present one will not work very well if at all..

  122. Re:the peanut gallery cometh...Health crisis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "some of us (like yours truly) get a bill every 3 months for $400 that we don't pay - so we're not covered by the health care system."

    And you do what when you have a medical emergency?

  123. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a smart person not applying himself generates as much wealth as a normal person, how would he be a drain on society?

  124. the peanut gallery cometh..Chitty,chitty,bang,BANG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...and i have a chitty looking car (but dammit, i own the thing - it's MY chitty looking car). "

    Would that be the one that's dragging it's muffler, taped with plastic rear passenger window, belches smoke like a chain smoker, steering squeals like a pig on every turn? Nice car!.

  125. Re:Myths and realities-DPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " How many of you dipshits can say that? "

    You're the ONLY one.

  126. Re:Mcdonald's-BOB (bottom of the barrel) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who notices that every time "./" has stories like this. A lot of "go for the lowest job you can find"(Mcdonalds,Walmart,Shoveling horse manure) suggestions pop up? Heaven help the "./" crowd if all the "bottom of the barrel" jobs get filled up. What does that leave? Why of course the "next shittiest jobs". Lather,rinse,repeat. Bet the suggestion maker has this secret wish to be at the top of this "pyramid" scheme. Sorry suckers you should have taken someone elses advise. Hey! Stop waving your fanny at me.

  127. Re:Could be worse...civility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Become a civil servent (oxymoron?).

  128. Re:the peanut gallery cometh...Health crisis? by dpu · · Score: 1

    so far i've been lucky :)

    in any case, i will be getting coverage in the near future (i hope).

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  129. Us vs We by E-Rock · · Score: 2

    Wrong dumb ass AC, ya think taking Freshman english makes you a linguist?
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    It depends who you're talkin' to/to whom you are talking and how colloquial the situation is. Us linguists call 'we' the 'subjective case' or 'nominative case' and 'us' the 'objective case' or 'accusative case'. The modern colloquial tendency in nearly all varieties of English is to use the objective case everywhere *except* in unadorned position immediately before the verb (Us linguists call ... but We call...). This is the endpoint (for now) of a historical tendency over the last several hundred years to eliminate uses of the subjective case in ever more syntactic positions. This tendency has been fought tooth and nail by prescriptivists for at least the last couple hundred years, and they don't give up easy, so in some quarters the use of 'us' in your sentence is frowned upon. It is, of course, the natural form to use (compare how unnatural it sounds to say even 'He and I went to the store.' rather than 'Him and me went to the store.'). Anyway, that's the linguistically PC answer, ie, to do what comes naturally to you. But don't go losing your job if that usage aggravates your boss, for example.
    Jim

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  130. Money from Gov't = public money by reemul · · Score: 2

    Hello? All money that the gov't has comes from someone else, but it's still public money. And as everyone has pointed out, unemployment benefits are a form of insurance, not an entitlement. Just like every other form of insurance, you don't get a payout just by asking, you have to meet the terms. In this case, you have to look for work. The amount brought in by employers is not enough to cover everyone paying into it at the same time, just that fraction likely to need it. By receiving benefits that one is not entitled to, by virtue of not living up to the requirements, one is taking money away from a limited resource that could be better spent on someone willing to play by the rules. Even in basic economics textbooks, if you aren't looking for work you don't count as unemployed. If you are no longer classified as unemployed, you don't receive unemployment benefits. Receiving an insurance benefit when you do not meet the criteria is fraud, exactly the same as if you faked a back injury to get workman's comp.

    Your post indicates a basic lack of understanding about how unemployment works. The government doesn't keep track of how much has been paid into an unemployment fund on behalf of each employee, so that said employee can draw down off of their own contributions. That's absurd. There is no umemployment savings fund for you and you alone. Two folks who are laid off from the same job get the same benefits, no matter that one is just a few years out of college and the other has been a full-time worker for 30 years.

    And you must live in a pretty damn affluent area if you truly believe that "if you don't put the money in, you don't get the money back". That might, maybe, be the ideal case for Social Security, but for the overwhelming majority of government payouts directly to an individual the most money comes out to those who have put the least in - y'know, the poor? A guy paying taxes on 100K a year isn't going to be getting foodstamps, or running up Medicaid bills. He doesn't need it.

    I'm certainly not going to get into a lengthy argument about the purpose of taxes, though with Libertarians in this thread it might be a fun exercise, but you need to be a lot more sure of what you are talking about before you call me a moron.

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  131. Re:CA unemployment myths vs realities: my own stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    9:30!!! You guys must be real night-owls over there. Here in Sacramento, anybody out on the streets after 9 pm is obviously a criminal and is shot on sight.