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  1. Bush2 Quayle 2004! on Bill In U.S. House Plans Manned Mars Mission · · Score: 1
    > And in other news, the president announced today that members of Al Qaeda have been spotted on Mars. "We're going to find them and smoke them out of their canals," the president said. - Servo5678

    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." - Dan Quayle

  2. Tears in rain on Should Open Source Software Expire? · · Score: 1

    I've displayed things you users wouldn't believe. Applications on fire from server of Gates. I watched blinkenlights glitter in the dark near the xor gate. All this data will be lost in time, like backup tapes in the rain. Time to crash.

  3. evil^2 on Free as in Freedom: Richard Stallman's Crusade · · Score: 1
    > Economic analysis works well for things such as pork belly futures, but not so well for things like religion. -- Waffle Iron

    "And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!" - George Carlin

  4. 1 - 10 scale on Morpheus Hijacks Browsers For Affiliate Links · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > On a horrible scale of 1 - 10 for sleazy business practices, I rate this a 9 -- anonymous reader

    10: fucking over billions of people (living and yet to be born) by sacrificing their only habitat for short term financial gain
    9: torturing people and supporting psychotic murdering tyrants
    ...
    much, much lower: some scum suckers leaching a few dollars with a Trojan horse

  5. Re:Slashdot Contributors Should Consider... on SSSCA Squirms Forward Again Thursday · · Score: 1
    > When contributing to slashdot you should consider including an opensecrets link [when mentioning USA politicians]

    Very good idea. I also think politicians should wear ad patches like racing drivers the way Bill Maher suggested.

    > Perhaps it's time to send a couple of hundred dollars to the South Carolina Republican party in the hopes that they can defeat him in the next election cycle. -- Greyfox

    That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while, thanks. Douglas Adam's "Take me to your lizards" lives on!

  6. Zeitgeist on Google Allows Sponsored Rankings...In Ads · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Slashdot "Screw rich advertisers +PR, we want objective and quality links!", and maybe we get it into the Google Zeitgeist :).

    Seriously tho, sites that use text ads like Google and scoop (and k5 soon) already have my respect for being cool techie sites. Not showing me banner ads (which Mozilla easily blocks anyway) shows that they respect me.

  7. Climate changes vs plate tectonics on Warming and Slowing the World · · Score: 1
    "the climate has changed dramatically enough to put dinosaur fossils on Antarctica, evidence of undersea life on top of Mt. Everest"

    I thought "oceanic crust preserved in the southern Tibetan plateau" and Antarctica previously being nearer the equator and moving south was due to plate tectonics; but what do I know - I'm a wacko who thinks destroying our only habitat for short term financial gain is insane, and that 7th generational thinking is a good thing...

  8. Linux cell+PDA combo on Handspring Treo Now Available · · Score: 1
  9. Other cell+PDA combos on Handspring Treo Now Available · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Nokia 9210 (expensive), Ericsson R380e (too low tech?), Motorola Accompli A6188 and A008.

    More?

  10. Evolve on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: 1
    6 204 857 138
    'there are a class of people who should not be allowed to reproduce.' That is a dangerous and evil thought...

    I agree, if fertility treatment and artificial wombs are available, it should be free.

    6 204 857 565

    After previewing: 6 204 858 037

  11. "The west wing" on 3.5 Ton Satellite to Crash Back to Earth · · Score: 1
    (The TV series, not the place where people struggle eating pretzels and watching football at the same time.)

    Donna got hold of this fax that was sent to the press office from the OSF at NASA.
    What, something falling out of the sky?
    Yeah.
    We get that fax once a week.
    Yeah, but Donna doesn't know that. She thinks it's an emergency.
    And you didn't want to tell her?
    No, 'cause the other way you get a day's worth of entertainment without leaving the office.
    She doesn't know that these things fall out of the sky all the time... once every ten days, as a matter of fact. Since the first year we started putting manmade objects in space 17 000 have come back, and remarkably not one person has been hit.
    So I suppose there's an argument to be made that we're due.
    Yeah.

  12. Ob2001 on Digital Lifestyle · · Score: 1

    Please open the shower doors Haily.
    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

  13. Question 4: "Want to" vs "currently receive" on Public Survey For NASA's Planetary Research Priorities · · Score: 1
    4 How do you want to find out about space mission results?
    Please indicate in what ways you currently receive news and information about U.S. space exploration activities. - https://planetary.org/survey/

    The question and instructions are not the same. I would like to find out about space exploration from lectures by scientists, but don't. I currently receive my space news from astronomy mailing lists.

    I chose to answer how I'd like to get that info, as that was what the question in big bold header text was, and what I understand the survey is about.

    PS: I have no problem rating the most important thing a 1, and least important 10.

  14. Re:Sign up here to be moderated down on KaZaa Suspends Downloads · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am Spartacus' username

  15. Funny episodes on The End of The X-Files · · Score: 1

    Writer Darin Morgan's (Eddie van Blundht in 420 Small potatoes aka Luke Skywalker, with a tail) episodes were the best. My favourite two: 220 Humbug (freak town) and 312 War of the coprophages (cockroaches). He also did the demons having coffee episode in Millenium: 221 Somehow, Satan got behind me.

  16. Re:Including the non-compete clause? on Borland Backs Down · · Score: 1
    ...nor may you use the Product to create a product or operate a service that is generally competitive with the Product or any other Borland product offerings, including any general-purpose software development tool... - 2.3

    Erm, so I have to buy another company's dev tools to rewrite my METAble utility which is a replacement for the "Borland database explorer/ Borland database desktop" apps, so I can continue easily writing database apps with Borland dev tools?

  17. An electron in your wristwatch's second hand on Putting An Observatory On The Moon's 'Dark' Side · · Score: 1
    which every 200 million years orbits the center of the Galaxy,
    which every 150 billion years or so orbits the center of the Local Group,
    which every few trillion years orbits the center of the Virgo supercluster.

    I suppose those last two are somewhat optimistic predictions
    -- Tsar

    These Terrans sure know how to make watches: I can return it if it doesn't last 200 million Terran years.
  18. GMOs vs breeding on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: 1
    what's the big to-do about genetically modified foods? It's not a new science, merely a new approach to an ancient art.

    "I see worries in the fact that we have the power to manipulate genes in ways that would be improbable or impossible through conventional evolution. We should not be complacent in thinking that we can predict the results." - Colin Blakemore

    "If we win the battle with nature we will find ourselves on the losing side." - EF Schumacher

  19. Re:Open the pod bay doors, Hal on 802.11b Space Suits · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ob2001: "Oh my god, it's full of dumped memory!"

  20. The root on International Space Station: Canada to the Rescue? · · Score: 1
    "Maybe, but they certainly don't cite convincing sources... that means about 90% of the research space, and presumably the budget, came from the US." - Cato the Elder

    "Total Program Estimate $37.1$39.4 B (range)" - ISS factbook 2000-10

    "Draws significant financial support from the partner nations, which will collectively add more than $10 billion to the U.S. contribution." - ISS factbook 1999-07

  21. "Please read this guide on writing good Bugs." on Abiword: Support Expectations · · Score: 1
    From the letter: "Please read this guide on writing good Bugs."

    I don't need no stinkin' guide to write good bugs - my fellow programmers say I write the best bugs, and I never read any guides!

  22. Re:Slippery Slope on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: 1
    This will not be a laughing matter in five years. The 2600 DeCSS linking case ruled it is illegal to even link to illegal sites. It's only a matter of time before KPMG's attitudes become de facto.
    -- tiltowait
    In a Usenet reply to a poster saying that he has nothing to fear from the 2600 ruling it's pointed out that the URL in his .sig points to http://www.eff.org/br/ which had a header: 'ALERT: New "Free Dmitry Sklyarov" Protest at Bail Hearing, Mon., Aug. 6, San Jose (and Elsewhere)' and could of course have been changed to the DeCSS code/bin. :)
  23. ObSatireWire on Beyond Contact: a Guide to SETI · · Score: 1, Funny
  24. No gifts for Mithra on Uber Geeks Holiday Gift Guide · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I modified the gift exemption voucher saying that the people I give it to don't have to give me anything for xmas or my birthday. I still give them gifts, until they reciprocate with a similar voucher - only 1 person so far - and what I do now is buy stuff throughout the year when I see something I know she might appreciate, which means I'm buying her more presents now :)

    Your charity idea is worth considering tho.

    "He who possesses little is so much the less possessed... Thus spoke Zarathustra."

  25. Re:Stop the sun now! on Giant Black Hole Found · · Score: 0