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Warming and Slowing the World

chrisleonard writes "We all know that global warming is supposed to heat the planet up, but did you know that it might also slow it down? According to a report from Belgium's Royal Observatory (as reported here by astronomy.com), if the days seem a little longer to you than they used to, it might not be just old age catching up with you. Would it be wrong to call the interaction of the world's warming temperatures and its slowing rotation ... a snowball effect?"

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  1. HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Commienst · · Score: 3, Funny

    2.5 million B.C.: OOG the Open Source Caveman develops the axe and releases it under the GPL. The axe quickly gains popularity as a means of crushing moderators' heads.

    100,000 B.C.: Man domesticates the AIBO.

    10,000 B.C.: Civilization begins when early farmers first learn to cultivate hot grits.

    3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script.

    2920 B.C.: A legendary flood sweeps Slashdot, filling up a Borland / Inprise story with hundreds of offtopic posts.

    1750 B.C.: Hammurabi, a Mesopotamian king, codifies the first EULA.

    490 B.C.: Greek city-states unite to defeat the Persians. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the Greeks "get it".

    399 B.C.: Socrates is convicted of impiety. Despite the efforts of freesocrates.com, he is forced to kill himself by drinking hemlock.

    336 B.C.: Fat-Time Charlie becomes King of Macedonia and conquers Persia.

    4 B.C.: Following the Star (as in hot young actress) of Bethelem, wise men travel from far away to troll for baby Jesus.

    A.D. 476: The Roman Empire BSODs.

    A.D. 610: The Glorious MEEPT!! founds Islam after receiving a revelation from God. Following his disappearance from Slashdot in 632, a succession dispute results in the emergence of two troll factions: the Pythonni and the Perliites.

    A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net.

    A.D. 874: Linus the Red discovers Iceland.

    A.D. 1000: The epic of the Beowulf Cluster is written down. It is the first English epic poem.

    A.D. 1095: Pope Bruce II calls for a crusade against the Turks when it is revealed they are violating the GPL. Later investigation reveals that Pope Bruce II had not yet contacted the Turks before calling for the crusade.

    A.D. 1215: Bowing to pressure to open-source the British government, King John signs the Magna Carta, limiting the British monarchy's power. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1348: The ILOVEYOU virus kills over half the population of Europe. (The other half was not using Outlook.)

    A.D. 1420: Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. He is immediately sued by monks claiming that the technology will promote the copying of hand-transcribed books, thus violating the church's intellectual property.

    A.D. 1429: Natalie Portman of Arc gathers an army of Slashdot trolls to do battle with the moderators. She is eventually tried as a heretic and stoned (as in petrified).

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    A.D. 1492: Christopher Columbus arrives in what he believes to be "India", but which RMS informs him is actually "GNU/India".

    A.D. 1508-12: Michaelengelo attempts to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling with ASCII art, only to have his plan thwarted by the "Lameness Filter."

    A.D. 1517: Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the church door and is promptly moderated down to (-1, Flamebait).

    A.D. 1553: "Bloody" Mary ascends the throne of England and begins an infamous crusade against Protestants. ESR eats his words.

    A.D. 1588: The "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy meets the Spanish Armada.

    A.D. 1603: Tokugawa Ieyasu unites the feuding pancake-eating ninjas of Japan.

    A.D. 1611: Mattel adds Galileo Galilei to its CyberPatrol block list for proposing that the Earth revolves around the sun.

    A.D. 1688: In the so-called "Glorious Revolution", King James II is bloodlessly forced out of power and flees to France. ESR again triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous "Salem GIF Trials", in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that many of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs.

    A.D. 1769: James Watt patents the one-click steam engine.

    A.D. 1776: Trolls, angered by CmdrTaco's passage of the Moderation Act, rebel. After a several-year flame war, the trolls succeed in seceding from Slashdot and forming the United Coalition of Trolls.

    A.D. 1789: The French Revolution begins with a distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack on the Bastille.

    A.D. 1799: Attempts at discovering Egyptian hieroglyphs receive a major boost when Napoleon's troops discover the Rosetta stone. Sadly, the stone is quickly outlawed under the DMCA as an illegal means of circumventing encryption.

    A.D. 1844: Samuel Morse invents Morse code. Cryptography export restrictions prevent the telegraph's use outside the U.S. and Canada.

    A.D. 1853: United States Commodore Matthew C. Perry arrives in Japan and forces the xenophobic nation to open its doors to foreign trade. ESR triumphantly proclaims that Japan finally "gets it".

    A.D. 1865: President Lincoln is 'bitchslapped.' The nation mourns.

    A.D. 1901: Italian inventor Guglielmo Marcoli first demonstrates the radio. Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich immediately delivers to Marcoli a list of 335,435 suspected radio users.

    A.D. 1911: Facing a break-up by the United States Supreme Court, Standard Oil Co. defends its "freedom to innovate" and proposes numerous rejected settlements. Slashbots mock the company as "Standa~1" and depict John D. Rockefeller as a member of the Borg.

    A.D. 1929: V.A. Linux's stock drops over 200 dollars on "Black Tuesday", October 29th.

    A.D. 1945: In the secret Manhattan Project, scientists working in Los Alamos, New Mexico, construct a nuclear bomb from Star Wars Legos.

    A.D. 1948: Slashdot runs the infamous headline "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN." Shamefaced, the site quickly retracts the story when numerous readers point out that it is not news for nerds, stuff that matters.

    A.D. 1965: Jon Katz delivers his famous "I Have A Post-Hellmouth Dream" speech, which stated: "I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the geeks of former slaves and the geeks of former slave geeks will be able to sit down together at the table of geeks... I have a dream that my geek little geeks will one geek live in a nation where they will not be geeked by the geek of their geek but by the geek of their geek."

    A.D. 1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to set foot on the moon. His immortal words: "FIRST MOONWALK!!!"

    A.D. 1970: Ohio National Guardsmen shoot four students at Kent State University for "Internet theft".

    A.D. 1989: The United States invades Panama to capture renowned "hacker" Manual Noriega, who is suspected of writing the DeCSS utility.

    A.D. 1990: West Germany and East Germany reunite after 45 years of separation. ESR triumphantly proclaims that Germany "gets it".

    A.D. 1994: As years of apartheid rule finally end, Nelson Mandela is elected president of South Africa. ESR is sick, and sadly misses his chance to triumphantly proclaim that South Africa "gets it".

    A.D. 1997: Slashdot reports that Scottish scientists have succeeded in cloning a female sheep named Dolly. Numerous readers complain that if they had wanted information on the latest sheep releases, they would have just gone to freshsheep.net

    A.D. 1999: Miramax announces Don Knotts to play hacker Emmanuel Goldstein in upcoming movie "Takedown"

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    1. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by CuriousGeorge113 · · Score: 1, Troll

      ROTFLMAO That is really quite humours. I don't know if that's been around a while, or if you are the original author. But too whoever wrote it, kudows!

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    2. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Commienst · · Score: 0

      My karma was at -7 for trolling the Russian Airforce Chief thing so much, and I recently decided it would be more effective to troll it at +1.

      I am on a karma campaign and like all good politicians, I am cheating! I was searching google for old slashdot stories with the keyword, WORLD, and I read this post and thought it would do the trick. It was doing fine, but lately it has been getting mod down alot.

      I am gonna add something to make it relevant to this story and repost since it is only at 1, and most do not read at score 1, so they will not notice! This candidness will probably also hurt my karma campaign 2002, all good politicians lie!

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    3. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Commienst · · Score: 0

      Go to this thread. I updated the joke, and it is now relevant to this story. If you have mod points, please mod it up, as it is much more humorous now.

      What I appended to the end, incase you are too lazy to click the link:

      A.D. 2001: World slows and starts warming.

      A.D. 2050: World is now going so slow its orbit is reversed.

      A.D. 2040: World is going backwards in time now because of the reveresal. Time from now on will repeat the past.

      A.D. 2030: Repeat of A.D. 2030.

      Etc.,etc. After this the World gets real boring, nothing but a cycle of reruns!

      A.D./B.C.???(Date Unkown) God after the torture of watching nothing but reruns of the World writes an 11th Commandment, and then kills himself.

      11th Commandment
      I know my son Commienst has trolled much in the past, and that this post is redundant, [slashdot.org] but he has decided to repost it now that it is rendered more hilarious and ontopic. His karma as of 2/18/01 at 4:55 AM is -4, it is my last commandment that he be rectituded, before my death. Mod this up, ye faithful, IT IS MY FINAL COMMANDMENT.

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    4. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Copernicus propose the earth revolved around the sun?

    5. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Well, sucker me, I actually modded you up. Thanks for the advise to search the internet though, so I have the opportunity to post a link where people might find the original.

      It is a good story though, thanks for the laugh.

    6. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Commienst · · Score: 0

      Yu Suzuki first posted it. Jraxis is a moron, he could never think of something so clever.

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    7. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some nerds have a really funny sense of humour

    8. Re:HISTORY OF THE WORLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Didn't Copernicus propose the earth revolved around the sun?

      Wasn't it Tycho Brahe?

  2. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now when I'm choking in the horrible atmosphere of a post-Bush presidency world I'll have a 25 hour day

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb Ass,

      You really have no clue. If the US agreed to that treaty our economy would grind to a halt, and your parents would be out of a job. (I doubt your old enough to hold a job).

      Whats the point when a countries like China and India are exempt from the treaty and burn dirty coal for energy. These too countries already produce more pollution than the US! We release more CO2 gas than they do, but pollute more because they burn coal with out any pollution control systems

      Dumb Ass!

    2. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure we'll all be enjoying the benefits of the economy as we choke to death on the giant industrial fart that Bush is afraid to eliminate.

      There can be clean industry, and in the long run the economy will be the same. Bush just doesn't want to offend his backers.

  3. Who needs longer days? by Styx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now longer nights, on the other hand... More time for [insert favourite nocturnal activity here] :-)

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    1. Re:Who needs longer days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean masturbation to Kathleen?

      I doubt it's a coincidence that the "leen" matches up with kLEENex, which come in handy to clean up my love shower.

      Cherish my fucking balls you miserable bitches.

  4. I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by efuseekay · · Score: 2

    is more profoundly affected by tidal locking with the moon than fluvial effects.

    Anybody who knew better please comment on this?

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  5. Of course... by 1010011010 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    when the poles shift in 15,000 -20,000 years, killing most life, shifting the Earth's plates, and plunging the planet into an ice age, it won't matter much to us.

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    1. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, it's not in 20,000 years, it's every 20,000 years. We're overdue for one, IIRC.

      If you believe the Mayan calendar and/or that I Ching guy, it'll probably happen in 2012. Adjust vacation plans accordingly.

    2. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be enough people to work together and shovel snow from the new location back to the old one.

    3. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why yes, but even if this doesn't happen, 10 billion years from now, long after the sun has already engulfed the earth, the day (and night)
      will be a few hours longer. But this is when day and night no longer mean anything anymore...

  6. *gasp* by CaptainMunchies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean my work day just got longer?!?!

    :)

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    1. Re:*gasp* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, maybe not so funny, but... the percentage of your day you spend working would be getting shorter... same 8 hours in the middle, an extra few microseconds of freetime.

    2. Re:*gasp* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! My work day is one microsecond longer! This is outrageous!

  7. Its time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its time for the causation police to spring into action here. Corellation != causation.

    1. Re:Its time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      offtopic...starting now
      speaking of correlation != causation, an insurance company (half-jokingly) did a study of correlations between astrological signs and accident claims, story on Reuters is here.

  8. I thought this was interesting... by Heem · · Score: 1, Informative

    I thought this might be an interesting study to read about until I read it, and got to the part that says, 'Viron's team found that earthlings can expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade' I bet these scientists could think of something a little more relavent to life as it affects us in our lifetime to research.

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    1. Re:I thought this was interesting... by veranikon · · Score: 1

      So right. Lest I let myself become too concerned over how that additional 1000th of a second by the end of the century will surely cast all our solar-influenced, biological clocks into complete disarray. Instead, I'd much rather concern myself with more pressing astronomical concerns, especially ones that I can influence personally. Like the heat death of the universe.

    2. Re:I thought this was interesting... by Yorrike · · Score: 1
      I agree.

      If the effect was to be more pronounced, such as a minute or two over the next few decades, then it's something to take notice of, but honestly, the earth's rotation is slowing by it's own accord anyway (can't spin at the same speed forever...).

      Next they'll be warning us that global warming and the release of carbon dioxide will delay the release of Mozilla 1.0 by 28 nano seconds and expect that someone will care.

      I'm not saying this isn't interesting (as it is), but the way the article is worded, you'd think we were heading for an apocalypse.

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    3. Re:I thought this was interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please try to make more sense in the future.

  9. It makes some sense- ice skater spin analogy by LM741N · · Score: 1

    We're taking mass from the earth and putting it in gaseous form farther out from the center. Now remember what happens when an ice skater starts spinning and then extends their hands- they slow down. It seems like the same concept.

    1. Re:It makes some sense- ice skater spin analogy by randumb_surfer · · Score: 1

      It does indeed slow the rotation, but it does not diminish the rotational momentum. Once an anti-greenhouse phenomenon(sp?) comes along and reverses the course the mass will be condensed back toward the center and rotational velocity will increase.

      Of course the pendulum may swing back farther toward the cooling side and then days would be shorter than they are right now.

      But if nothings reverses the course of global warming (and if there actually is "global warming") human life will all die off and there will be noone to measure these inane things anymore. Will the universe be any worse off?

    2. Re:It makes some sense- ice skater spin analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now remember what happens when an ice skater starts spinning and then extends their hands

      Yeah, they all fall over each other, leaving the australian to win gold!

  10. Industrial Military Complex by yintercept · · Score: 1

    Makes since to me that the corrupt industrial military complex of the west would be working on underhanded means to increase the work week without employee consent. Fits in perfectly with what I was taught in school.

    I guess, I will now read the article after commenting on the title.

  11. Someone must do something! by Greyjack · · Score: 5, Funny
    De Viron's team found that earthlings can expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade, corresponding to an overall increase of about one ten-thousandth of a second by the close of the century.

    Oh... my... GOD! The ramifications of this are... uh, on second thought, never mind.

    Pshaw, I bet we could accelerate the Earth more effectively than that if we'd all get together on the first of every month, point all our cars West, and punch the accelerator simultaneously.

    1. Re:Someone must do something! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (formal apology to Greyjack ahead of time)
      just for the troll post:
      what about when we stop? what about the reverting change of inertial energy kinetic energy (punching accerelator punching brake)
      or were you just going to drive on into the pond?

    2. Re:Someone must do something! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Driving into a pond wouldn't do change anything. The force would still be recaptured. You'd need to launch stuff off the planet.

    3. Re:Someone must do something! by nettdata · · Score: 2

      Pshaw, I bet we could accelerate the Earth more effectively than that if we'd all get together on the first of every month, point all our cars West, and punch the accelerator simultaneously.

      Until we all hit the brake, anyway. :)

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    4. Re:Someone must do something! by mizhi · · Score: 1

      Stupid conservation of angular momentum...

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    5. Re:Someone must do something! by dimator · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet we could accelerate the Earth more effectively than that if we'd all get together on the first of every month, point all our cars West, and punch the accelerator simultaneously.

      Or just have everyone in China face west, and kick a wall.

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    6. Re:Someone must do something! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Driving into a pond...

      Ok, you're still right, but he said "The Pond" aka the ocean.

    7. Re:Someone must do something! by slashdot.org · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... can expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade

      And then this:

      if the days seem a little longer to you than they used to, it might not be just old age catching up with you.

      Yeah! they DO seem 11 / 10 / 365 millionth of a second longer. Thanks for finding an explantion for that one, I had been wondering.

    8. Re:Someone must do something! by flewp · · Score: 1

      Good idea, after all, they do have the biggest wall around, and quite a big population.

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    9. Re:Someone must do something! by shessel · · Score: 2, Funny

      The initial velocity would speed up the core (short-term), but the sheer amount of exhaust would contribute to the greenhouse effect, thereby slowing down the core (long-term).

      One caveaut: My diesel-powered Yugo would only help slow down the initial velocity, and it alone could contribute to the greenhouse effect in a major way....

    10. Re:Someone must do something! by wildsurf · · Score: 2, Funny

      De Viron's team found that earthlings can expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade, corresponding to an overall increase of about one ten-thousandth of a second by the close of the century.

      See, here's the thing.

      Long ago, in the age of dinosaurs, the earth was spinning much faster, so everything on the surface (especially near the equator) had less apparent weight. That's how come the dinosaurs got so big. But as the earth spun slower, they all got too heavy to support themselves, so they all died and went extinct. Now, with the earth's rotation slowing further, we are all getting heavier and heavier, as evidenced by the alarming rise in obesity around the world, until eventually we die out too. See, global warming really causes obesity! It's all so obvious.

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    11. Re:Someone must do something! by DemiKnute · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good god. It doesn't work that way.
      The equatorial circumference of the earth is 40,000 kilometers.
      Given that the earth rotates with a period of 24*3600 seconds, give or take a few, the velocity of a person on the equator is 40,000,000=v86,400 or 462 m/s.
      Centripetal force is F=(mv^2)/r. The equatorial radius of the earth is 6,400km or so. Thus, a 100 kg person at the equator experiences F=(150*462^2)/6,400,000=5 newtons of centripetal force. One kg is 9.8 newtons. Thus, centripetal force has next to no effect on your perceived weight today.

      Now. Assume that a subtraction of 2m/s of acceleration from the downward gravity induced Fw is significant. Centripetal acceleration is v^2/r. 2=v^2/6,400,000 v=3600. V would have to be 3600m/s for a significant counter to gravitational force. Note that this is 9 times the current value, so the earth's day would have to be less than 3 hours long. I don't think that's very bloody likely.

      Yes, I know that centripetal force is actually an inward force and isn't applicable in this situation. But the magnitude of centripetal force is equivalent to the magnitude of centrifugal force, which I didn't use because it doesn't actually exist. At any rate, it all works out. Trust me.

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    12. Re:Someone must do something! by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      Good god. It doesn't work that way.

      Oops, I suppose there's something I forgot to add:

      ;-)

      There, much better.

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    13. Re:Someone must do something! by Chagrin · · Score: 2

      What happens when we all turn around and go home?

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  12. Quite a bit of time... by noone42 · · Score: 0

    So if we're only talking about one ten-thousandth of a second by the close of the century, does this have the possibility of significantly affecting the lengths of days in the long run? If this continued to "snowball", would we be able to observe the changes on diurnal rhythms or would the events associated with global warming overshadow them?

    1. Re:Quite a bit of time... by Chundra · · Score: 1

      Let me rephrase that: "If you add a bunch of small numbers, do you get a bigger number eventually? If so, is it possible that you might get hit in the head with a hammer?"

      To answer your questions: Yes, and possibly.

      You're probably going to be moderated to +5, but I know you're still an idiot...A verbose one, but an idiot nonetheless.

  13. Will Never Be Noticable To Any Human by lw54 · · Score: 1
    De Viron's team found that earthlings can expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade, corresponding to an overall increase of about one ten-thousandth of a second by the close of the century.

    This increase is so small that no human will ever notice the increase during their lifetime, much less on a day to day scale.

    1. Re:Will Never Be Noticable To Any Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.. Also, the Earth is slowing due to the gravity effect between the Earth and moon....which means the days are becomming longer as well. Double the slowing with global warming and gravity = 11 millionths plus 7 hundreths (of a second) per decade. (approximates)

    2. Re:Will Never Be Noticable To Any Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet an audiophile would be able to notice the increase.

  14. Re:Heh by tdelaney · · Score: 1

    You obviously haven't lived in Australia in the past couple of decades ...

  15. 11 microseconds per decade? by glitch! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow, this hypothesis suggests that global warming may result in the Earth slowing down its rotation by 11 microseconds per decade. I had better make sure my earthquake insurance is paid up.

    What they don't mention is how much NORMAL slowdown we can expect from other causes, such as the transfer of angular momentum from the Earth to the moon. I don't recall the numbers, but I am sure the moon will be a much larger factor than the variation in air currents.

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    1. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by AdTropis · · Score: 0

      oh... i don't know about that. the air is pretty important. i mean, the air provides you with life everyday... the moon just provides lighting at night (when it's not in the earth's shadow).

      seriously though, i think you have a point here. it seems like all the statistics and figures that get thrown around don't take a look at the big picture. i mean, just looking at a section of the pie doesn't tell you whether the whole thing is good or not.

    2. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's right. The length of the day increasing by 11us per decade is insignificant compared to the 2 milliseconds per century = 200us per decade increase due to the interaction with the Moon.

      Also, cnn had the story 4 days ago.

    3. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by canadian_right · · Score: 2

      Mod up please, good info, good link.

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    4. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Troll

      EXACTLY! It blows my mind how quack science get's publicized today. Everything that they have been gloom-and-dooming about are just hazy theories with no solid proof (do we have 1000 years of data? noooo? well then you cant figure out what changes are happening with a 98 Gagillion year old planet All of these events have a greater chance being either a cycle of normal planetary operation or another reason.

      This slowing is so slow it cannot be measured (your refrence points in space are probably changing at a different and possibly faster rate) and even those have to be assumed. It amazes me how scientists forget relativity so easily and quickly. this supposed slowing of the planetary rotation is in relation to what? when was the last time we actually measured the earth's roatation to within a microsecond? How about the last time we measured the earth's diameter or circumfrence to within a centemeter? I'd say that both are impossible without calibrated refrence points.

      Someone please tell these quack scientists to shut up until they have plausable evidence or even when they move from the hypothesis stage to theory..

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    5. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by Dan+D. · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean 4.000000000000000000000001 days ago?

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    6. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by ElectricRook · · Score: 1

      Lumpy wrote "Someone please tell these quack scientists to shut up until they have plausable evidence or even when they move from the hypothesis stage to theory."

      Sorry Lumpy... Can't be done... for three reasons:
      A) These aren't Scientists! They are the same children that are addicted to shocker films.
      2) Three things sell eyeballs (news-papers, TV time, web page hits):Sex, Novelty, and FEAR!
      III) No-one remembers failed predictions. (Today (2002), we are supposed to be in a disasterous (ice age, overpopulation famine, post metor darkness, nuclear winter, etc). According to 1970's Scientists)

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    7. Re:11 microseconds per decade? by magister707 · · Score: 0

      who modded this as a troll?? for god's sake, people, these "scientists" are quacks. the earth has been one hell of a lot hotter than it is now, and it kept spinning just fine. the sky is not falling, and i'd appreciate it if everyone would stop giving chicken little all the undeserved attention.

  16. Ok, some quick math. by Restil · · Score: 5, Informative

    1/10000 of a second every century we shall slow down.

    This means, that to gain ONE SECOND of our preciously short day, we will have to wait 1 MILLION years. This means, that by the time the
    sun explodes, our day will be approximately 83 minutes longer. I'm sorry if I choose not to get excited about this.

    In retrospect, the earth's rotation is slowing due to other factors, primarily tidal forces from the moon at a rate of 22 seconds every million years. It will eventually slow to the point where it takes one month to make a complete revolution, in perfect tidal lock with the moon. Or at least it would, although its still unlikely to make it before the sun goes.

    Either way, I don't plan to lose any sleep over it. Of all the scares from global warming, this is one of the least disconcerting.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Ok, some quick math. by moogla · · Score: 1

      By that point, the moon's orbit would have decayed so either a) we'd have rings b) we'd be squished by the satellite. While we'd have the same revolution period as the moon's, we phyiscally wouldn't be in lock with anything.

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    2. Re:Ok, some quick math. by Alsee · · Score: 3, Informative

      By that point, the moon's orbit would have decayed

      The moon's orbit is not decaying. It is slowly moving farther away.

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    3. Re:Ok, some quick math. by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2, Funny
      Either way, I don't plan to lose any sleep over it.

      Careful there! If you lose too much sleep, you might still be alive when this happens!

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  17. Re:Heh by WildBeast · · Score: 2

    let's see, around here in Montreal the temperature used to be like -20 degrees celsius at this time of year. Well this winter, it's like -6 degrees celsius. I don't feel like we're in winter.

  18. the big question by AdTropis · · Score: 0

    the one thing i'd like to know though, is if these trends we are seeing are meerly an effect of cyclical behavior of the the earth's atmosphere... or adverse reactions to the way mankind has used (or abused depending upon your opinion) the natural resources of our planet.

    anyone have any interesting links to articles about this?

    1. Re:the big question by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The warming we think we're seeing is actually very short term (term as in hundreds of years). The Earth doesn't travel around the Sun in a perfect circle. It's an oval of sorts. Elyptical (sp?). That isn't constant either. Over time the cycle changes. At one point it gets warm (now). At the other end of the cycle it gets colder than shit (read: ice age). Supposedly we're reaching the peak. We're actually starting an ice age. Not that you I, or your kids' grandkids' will ever see it but it is beginning. Sure we're putting crap in the air that wasn't as prevalent without us. Then again, CO2 is required to keep Earth warm. Without it, we'd be cold as hell, even this close to the Sun.

    2. Re:the big question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the earth travels around the whole ellipse once a year. Is the ellipse actually getting that much larger or smaller that it makes a difference in temperature?

      Do you have any references for this change in orbit and it's effects on temperature?

  19. Yeah right the days are getting longer by Meowharishi · · Score: 1

    And precisely 10 milliseconds per decade.

    Although there is so much supposed controversy around global warming I for one can attest to witnessing it first hand growing up in Austin, Texas. Every year consistently since I was a boy the summer temperatures have hit new record highs and for longer and longer periods of time. Last summer there was three weeks where the daily high temp did not drop below 100.

    Twenty years ago it was not unusual for the 90s during the summer but 100 rarely hit and only for a day or two.

    Also, we had a real live swimming hole near where I lived. Although it was always dry during the summer, in the spring year after year it was full of nice cool fresh water.

    That stopped happening ever since the late 80's and it is now a perpetual stink hole of stagnant run off water.

    We need hydrogen and we need more nuclear power plants and we need them NOW! At the rate things are going, we are going to have MAJOR PROBLEMS in the year 2020.

    And I'd personally rather run the risk of a nuclear meltdown in a rural area than thousands of fossil fuel burning powerplants filling the atmosphere with God knows how many thousands of tons of carcinogens (sp?) per year.

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    1. Re:Yeah right the days are getting longer by freeweed · · Score: 2
      Although there is so much supposed controversy around global warming I for one can attest to witnessing it first hand growing up in Austin, Texas. Every year consistently since I was a boy the summer temperatures have hit new record highs and for longer and longer periods of time. Last summer there was three weeks where the daily high temp did not drop below 100.

      Considering we haven't been seriously monitoring the weather for much more than 100 years, and early recording instruments were semi-accurate at best, I don't think you can claim that recent record highs have anything to do with global warming. Keep in mind that the average annual temperature in Texas about 20,000 years ago was barely this side of freezing. Human-caused global warming certainly didn't do that!

      Although I do have to agree with you, I'd take a bunch of nuclear plants over coal/oil/gas any day.

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    2. Re:Yeah right the days are getting longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You absolutely cannot attest to the validity of global warming. What you have experienced is local warming. Global == average over the entire (surface of the) world. But I agree, global warming is a problem, and right now nuclear power is the only way to solve it.

    3. Re:Yeah right the days are getting longer by ahde · · Score: 2

      Just because in Austin, Texas the summers have been getting warmer for the past decade, (as both you and Bruce Sterling have so scientifically observed) doesn't mean its happening globally. Actually, just up the road in Dallas, the winters are getting colder!

    4. Re:Yeah right the days are getting longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more water?

      well. that outta teach you to build your homes in the middle of the god dam dessert.

      I would also like to point out that while human activity has made changes to the environment, the environment is always changing on its own and we shouldnt be suprised that an area that is quite arrid might shift to a worse condition.

      Had you considered moving?

    5. Re:Yeah right the days are getting longer by matt_maggard · · Score: 1

      I agree but what if instead of nuclear, we use solar? as I see it the cons outweigh the pros for nukes. Now most of you will say that solar is too innefficient and vast arrays aren't worth it. true but what if building codes required solar panels on the roofs of all buildings? L.A. has so many building and so much sun that I think it would make a dent. this way the space for homes and offices gives a little back instead of requiring more power plants that use up land/resources/clean air elsewhere.

      off-topic but just a thought.

    6. Re:Yeah right the days are getting longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's complaining that he gets too much sun - send some solar panels to him - he can shut down his fossil fuel plant, and produce all his electricity, while also cooling the town. Also, would a nuclear plant not require a shitload of water to cool it? Where are you going to get that if everywhere's dried up?

  20. Yeah!!! More non existant evidense of junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Once again, we see junk science at its very best.

    And leave it to the European Elitists to come up with another superficial factoid to scare the uneducated masses that attend American public schools. (Run by corrupt and illegitimate union biggots)

    Of course, lets just sweep under the rug the fact that temperature "measurements" taken as recently as 9 years ago are scientifically flawed. Just put that out of your mind as you are lead like cattle to the slaughter.

    Poor science funded by left wing extremists from a country with a SEVERELY depressed economy is no reason to discount Global Warming.

    Anyone remember Global Cooling back in the 70's/80's? Of course not...it was perpetuated by the same quacks who are now beating the drum for Global Warming.

    And to think /. once stood by the articles they published as fact. Viewers can now see /. for what it really is...another left wing taliban extremist rag just as misguided as the rest.

    /. deservse its own forum/listing on crank.net

  21. Global warming finally is making itself present.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This winter, in Urbana, IL was the second warmest winter in recorded history. There was snowfall in Atlanta, it was mad as hell in Buffalo, but only a few inches of snowfall a few hundred miles away. The weather's been acting funny, and I'm beginning to think global warming is finally rearing its ugly head. We need to do something right here, right now. We should start with acting more sensibly with how we treat our surroundings. C'mon guys, time's not just slowing, its running out... (pun unintended)

  22. Re:Heh by Ozx · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's not like regional temperature changes with time or anything... That's why the land I live on is still covered in glaciers...

  23. Re:*gasp* [to the moderators] by PhatKat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Please don't mod this any higher... Keep looking for something funnier than this. If you can't find a funnier post for this article, you shouldn't be reading /. for the jokes.

  24. Curious by MindStalker · · Score: 2

    Ok this is a complete joke, the time loss being so slow. But I have to wonder where did they get their figures of global-warming increase. As sence the 80's the amount of toxins in the atmosphere has decreased. So it ultimatly makes absolutly no sence to me, I guess they went on we are pumping out X amounts of toxins a day figure, not accounting for the natural ability of the earth to fix itself.

    1. Re:Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lurn two spel, Einstein.

  25. Days longer in old age? by glwtta · · Score: 2
    I thought that time was supposed to go (or seem to, rather) a lot quicker as you get older? Something about the heart-rate slowing down...

    (yeah, yeah - "off topic" - blow me!)

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    1. Re:Days longer in old age? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      No, it is related to your mean body
      temperature which decreases with age.

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    2. Re:Days longer in old age? by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      I think it's largely perception of time that gets distorted with age.

      You see - at 10 years old, 1 year is a tenth of the total time you have experienced. Pretty significant, no?

      At 30 years old, 1 year is still 1 year, but it is now a much less significant fraction of the total time you have experienced.

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  26. Longer days? by nitrusrit · · Score: 1

    The government should immediately take action and strap huge rockets to the earth to compensate for the millionth of a second we gain every decade. Of course, if we do that, the Chinese will turn their rocket the other way and supply it with more fuel just to destroy capitalism.

  27. The study by macdaddy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I heard about a study that was talked about on Discovery about two common myths, global warming and deforestation. I haven't seen it on Discovery though. What it boiled down to was some time back a bunch of scientists and other *ologists (thousands) signed a paper saying that both were real and major problems. Supposedly it got press coverage out the ass. This Discovery special was about about another paper that came out right after the first (because of the first) from many many more thousands of scientists and other *ologists that said that both were a crock of shit, media and political propoganda. Oddly enough the media didn't give the 2nd paper much billing (I wonder why...). The 2nd paper and the people that signed it proved that deforestation was not a problem and that their research showed that our planet's tree population was far greater than it was in the 1920's and increasing rapidly. They of course did say that chopping down unexplored rain forests could very likely wipe out plant and animal life that had never been recorded. Of course that's no deforestation. They also proved that the Earth is not getting warmer. They proved that in fact the Earth is really getting colder. In the short term were are reaching the peak of some loop that I can't recall the name of. It's supposed to be some variation in the distance from the Sun we typically follow. It's not a round path we follow. It's more oval. Elyptical (sp?). And it varies over time and repeats itself. We're reaching the hotter part of that peak. We are however in the long run starting another Ice Age. Yes, it's true. All these record highs recorded this winter do not mean that the Earth is really warming. They don't support global warming in the least. We are actually cooling in the long run. We will have another ice age before the Sun starts growing to the point that it will cause Earth to heat up. The short time period has us getting warmer. The medium time period has us starting and ice age. The long term time period has the Sun frying our asses.

    All these scientists that signed the 2nd paper discounted what the 1st guys said and they did it with an overwhelming number of people. Of course the media didn't cover that. The media never wants to cover something like that. Blood and guts sells. Death and destruction sells. Conspiracy sells. Telling the public that violence in schools is actually decreasing and is lower now than it was in the troubled 70s doesn't sell. Plastering a blood-splattered babbling kid on the evening news that "saw it all" sells.

    Enough of my rambling. You've heard it all before. My question is, has anyone seen this Discovery episode? Does anyone know where more information can be had? I'd love to see the episode. It sounds like a good one. I still like the one that proved that something like 600 million years ago we had a Snow Ball Earth and the one that proved all human life as we know it today originated from deep within Africa. Both of those were good shows.

    1. Re:The study by Com2Kid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The 2nd paper and the people that signed it proved that deforestation was not a problem and that their research showed that our planet's tree population was far greater than it was in the 1920's and increasing rapidly."

      Heh, increasing rapidly. . . . .

      Dude

      You DO realize that there is a SIGNIFICANT different between a SAPLING and a 100 YEAR OLD tree right?

      No, seriously. I mean like 50-200ft or so of difference.

      The worlds forests are NOT increasing.

      Well unless you could forest farms, which are harvested regularly and hardly get to the size of REAL trees.

      The forest is shrinking each year. How do I know?

      Simple;

      gotta drive further along the road to get to the darn'ed thing.

      and don't tell me about no world view. World view my ass, no trees in MY area means that _I_ can't breath. And quite frankly I don't GIVE A FUCK about some corporate 'sponsered' (read: EPA made them do it and/or they are making a profit out of it in the long run) program to replant trees.

      My lungs, my breath, so stop chopping down all those fr*cking trees.

      KTHXBYEANDFUCKOFF

    2. Re:The study by mizhi · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think the jury is still out for either side. We have weather data for, what the past 100 years? We probably have accurate weather data for even less time. I just can't bring myself to believe that we are able to conclusively predict weather patterns on a geological timescale based on what amounts to a paltry amount of data.

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    3. Re:The study by aethera · · Score: 1
      I'll accept your argument, if you'll give me some hyperlinks to prove it. Even from what I remember of high school earth science, the last ice age was only 10,000 years ago, it hardly seems time for another one.

      But without some evidence, your post is looking like a rant. Oh, and
      http://www.climatehotmap.org/
      http://www.ngdc.noaa.gov/paleo/globalwarming/home. html The last decade of the 20th Century was the warmest in the entire global instrumental temperature record
      http://www4.nationalacademies.org/onpi/webextra.ns f/web/climate?OpenDocument

    4. Re:The study by tiwason · · Score: 1

      >>The worlds forests are NOT increasing.
      Umm yeah they are..

      Check the data...
      http://lternet.edu/hfr/data/hf013/vt.gif - Graph of percentage of forested area vs date for Vermont.

      This is the data: http://lternet.edu/hfr/data/hf013/vt.txt

      Result on all the New England states can be found here: http://lternet.edu/hfr/data/hf013/hf013.html

      Back in the early 1900's, New Englands forest cover was at about 25% and its probably close to 70% or more now...

    5. Re:The study by x1048576 · · Score: 1
      This Discovery special was about about another paper that came out right after the first (because of the first) from many many more thousands of scientists and other *ologists that said that both were a crock of shit, media and political propoganda.
      There's certainly a lot of political propaganda about global warming floating around, both from greenies who exagerrate the problem and from right-wingers who even deny the existence of the greenhouse effect. As far as I can tell, it is very real, but we can't yet be sure of just how much warming we're going to get.

      I recommend New Scientist's summary

    6. Re:The study by jareds · · Score: 2

      You DO realize that there is a SIGNIFICANT different between a SAPLING and a 100 YEAR OLD tree right?

      Yes, saplings absorb more carbon dioxide than 100-year-old trees. I found this reference with Google to support that fact. See the third paragraph.

      World view my ass, no trees in MY area means that _I_ can't breath.

      I suppose that's why people regularly suffocate in the Sahara and Antarctica.

      And quite frankly I don't GIVE A FUCK about some corporate 'sponsered' (read: EPA made them do it and/or they are making a profit out of it in the long run) program to replant trees. [Emphasis mine.]

      Eh? So replanting trees is only good if the entity doing the replanting does not benefit? How does that work?

    7. Re:The study by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      Back in the early 1900's, New Englands forest cover was at about 25% and its probably close to 70% or more now...

      That's because prior to the early 1900's the folks in New England cut down nearly every tree in the region. They then realized that that was a mistake and have been working to rectify the situation.

      The only problem is, New England is something like 1/1000th of the earth's total area. Not a very good base to extrapolate from.

      As for wider counts of the number of trees, Christmas tree farms don't count as valid forests, either.

    8. Re:The study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody denies that carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, just that its effect is minute compared to other gases, including water vapour.

      Then there is the matter that while the average temperature has risen over the past 100 year, this does not mean that it is caused by man. The earth goes through cycles, and 150 years ago we were in a 'mini ice age', glaciers were at the farthest points in several hundred years.

      Neither of these proves anything, but they are the kind of things that are often ignored when global warming is discussed.

    9. Re:The study by Kellindil · · Score: 1
      Ok, so people seem to have latched onto the idea of global warming and are just trying to discredit that. If you look at any recent scientific literature, you find that the term used is no longer global warming, but global climate change. It's much more accurate, since the effect of raising CO2 levels isn't necessarily a uniform warming effect. A number of places may actually end up colder than now if it disrupts ocean currents (especially places like Europe). And more importantly, higher CO2 levels will cause more extreme fluctuations in global temperatures.

      Nobody is going to refute the idea that we'll eventually hit another ice age. The planet's mean temperature has been fluctuating since it first formed. That happens on much longer scales than are being discussed with global climate change. The transition to an ice age (cooling seems to happen more slowly than warming, based on archaeological evidence) happens over an extended period of time; human-induced climate change will occur much more quickly. And because it can happen faster than species can adapt, it's a problem even just to accelerate an otherwise natural cycle.

      If you look at any credible source, including studies commissioned by the current US administration which would love to find that global climate change isn't happening, you find that there's near unanimity. Anyone who is trying to tell you global climate change isn't either happening or going to happen given the current situation is just flat out wrong. Rather than just looking at studies by generic *ologists, I'd suggest looking at sources by people who specialize in the environment. People who had rejected the idea of global warming until fairly recently have accepted that it's happening and are instead trying to say we don't need to worry about mitigation right now (see overview of study here [rff.org]). Of course, Mendelsohn's model, by his own admission, doesn't taken into account any externalities which is a serious weakness of it (that and when he gave a talk on campus a couple weeks ago, he ended up using circular logic to answer one of my questions about his results.. oops.)

    10. Re:The study by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      gotta drive further along the road to get to the darn'ed thing.

      and don't tell me about no world view. World view my ass, no trees in MY area means that _I_ can't breath


      It's OK. When you hit the edge of one of those imaginary pockets of carbon dioxide near your house your car would stop functioning, saving you from suffocating.

    11. Re:The study by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      The cutting of forests has moved to the west. The east got replanted somewhat but it's still not back up to the way it was 200 years ago (and it will never be how can it?).

      Compare the forestation of 1600 to today and both the eas and the west coast are below those levels. Worldwide it's the same.

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    12. Re:The study by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Were you refering to the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine petition? Dude you got hoaxed!. That was proven to be a hoax that's why it did not appear on discovery channel or any other respectible publication. It did however get a lot of press with the conservative press who could not tell science from fiction if it smacked them on the head.

      I saw the one about the snowbal earth. Only bacteria were alive for a long time. When the ice burst it unleased ungodly storms for a a very long time (I don't remember the exact time but it was way long like centuries). No place for humans.

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    13. Re:The study by Znork · · Score: 2
      On the other hand, if you take a longer view on history, the last 100 years is one of the coldest episodes in the last 10000.

      In my opinion the greenhouse effect doesnt even begin to explain temperature over a longer period, and as long as nobody in the CO2 camp appears to be able to explain why the temperature was a lot higher when we didnt release any CO2, and has fluctuated far more widely than the current observations through history, I will be inclined to be extremely sceptical of the current claims.

      http://www.co2science.org/subject/other/clim_hist_ tenthousand.htm

      And here (http://www.co2andclimate.org/Articles/2001/vca44. htm you can see some compelling data linking temperature history to solar activity levels.

    14. Re:The study by guygee · · Score: 3, Informative


      All these scientists that signed the 2nd paper discounted what the
      1st guys said and they did it with an overwhelming number of people


      Last time I looked, the scientific method did not include petition drives
      and petition signing contests. What you may not know about the "2nd
      petition" that you mention is that it was circulated, like a piece of junk
      mail, to many thousands of people having no expertise in climatology. I
      know this because *I* got a copy, requesting my signature, even though my
      work is in computer science and engineering. *Anyone* can sign that
      "2nd petition" online, right here
      . This petition drive is being lead by Frederick Seitz, President Emeritus,
      Rockefeller University. Anyone recall
      how the Rockefellers made their fortune?

      The "2nd petition" is debunked in a
      letter written by top scientists from the American Meteorological Society
      (AMS) and the University Corporation for Atmospheric Research (UCAR).

      It is a fact that
      CO2 in the atmosphere is increasing, it is a matter of simple physics
      that increased atmospheric CO2 will lead to higher temperatures. What,
      to me, still seems debatable, is what the effects of those higher temperatures
      will be on the Earth's ecosystems, and human civilization in particular.
      Change is certain, but the nature of the change, and the relative benefits
      and drawbacks, are unknown.

    15. Re:The study by macdaddy · · Score: 2

      We actually have fairly accurate weather data that dates back hundreds of thousands of years thanks to geologists. That was part of how they proved the Snow Ball Earth theory. They found the layer of rock formed during the Snow Ball and on top that found a very thick layer of calcium carbonate that was formed during the rapid thawing. Our recorded weather data doesn't go back terribly far. Rocks go back a long long ways though. :)

    16. Re:The study by macdaddy · · Score: 2
      Yeah. I know. I spent the better part of last night searching Discovery.com for a reference to the show I was told about. No luck yet. If anyone has any better luck, please share the links and the search string!

      BTW, a 100 year high doesn't consitute a warming of the Earth. Climate study isn't a short term thing. It has to be looked at in the medium to long term. Hell El Nino can disrupt the short term view enough to make you think that the Earth is going to cook before the Kennedy files are opened.

      Also, I'm not referring to the last Ice Age per say. The last Ice Age wasn't a true "snow ball" either. The tropics were still accessible. The Snow Ball Earth that I'm referring to (I need to find the article for you) was a complete covering of the Earth's surface with hundreds of meters of ice and snow. Even the equator had roughly 90 meters of ice on top of it. The physical evidence proves it. Yes, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking the same thing that the biologist community thought and said. They said that found the theory reasonible except that if the entire Earth's surface was covered in ice, there could be no life. Light (solar energy), the basis of life couldn't get through the ice. The geologists were stumped on that one until an artic diver happened to notice something under the ice in one of his dives. He found a plethora of life below the ice in the form of green algae and a few other things that I can't think of the words for. He said there was at least 30 meters of ice above him. He said there was a great deal of bright light coming down through the ice. He knew why also. If you quickly freeze ice, air will get trapped inside and form the white spots you see in ice cubes. If you cool it slowly though, the ice will freeze from the bottom up and will not contain air pockets (many anyways) making it extremely transparent. He proved the theory. Whew, enough typing. I've got to get to work. :)

    17. Re:The study by errxn · · Score: 1

      First off, exactly where do you think that the 100-year old trees came from in the first place? Saplings, maybe? But I guess an "old" tree is better than a "new" tree, right?

      And quite frankly I don't GIVE A FUCK about some corporate 'sponsered' (read: EPA made them do it and/or they are making a profit out of it in the long run) program to replant trees

      So, let me get this straight...trees that are planted by some "corporate" entity aren't as good as other trees that are planted? Ohhhhhhh....I get it now! It's not about the trees at all, is it? It's about attacking the "evil oppressive capitalist pigs" or some crap like that!

      Once again, we see so-called 'environmentalism' exposed as a mere tool for class warfare. That ends our lesson for today.

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    18. Re:The study by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      There is an enormous amount of informatino available on this. I recommend a recent book - "The Skeptical Environmentalist" which gives a lot of the history.

      As per the specifics of your post... There were both petitions. In both cases, most of the signers were not experts in the appropriate field (climatology).

      There is no dispute that global warming has occurred in the last century. There is significant dispute as to whether mankind is to blame for that dispute, although the "anti" side is frequently suppressed in the popular media. It is also true that the earth is coming out of a temporary cooling period, and that it is (by historical standards) in a short warming period between ice ages. It is also true that there was a big scare in the late 1970's where "scientists" were saying that the next ice age was about to strike.

      I suggest you read up on this subject. The information isn't hard to find, although you want to be sure to read both sides of the debate.

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    19. Re:The study by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      "Once again, we see so-called 'environmentalism' exposed as a mere tool for class warfare. That ends our lesson for today. "

      Sounds good to me.

      I have NOTHING what so ever against taking the middle class and rich and beating the living sh*t out of them followed by summarily executions.

      Have to just kill them outright and efficiently though. It would be a little bit hypocritical to go on about efficiency and then waste all of that energy slowly torturing the bastards. (however enjoyable delivering said tortures may be. ;) )

      Oh, and it is the fact that those tree 'farms' are going to be CUT DOWN for a PROFIT that I object too.

      If they just used, and I repeat, JUST USED tree farms then I would have no problem with them.

      But it is making those tree farms and pointing at them and saying "oh hey look here we are being good to the environment!" and then going about and chopping down beautiful forest land while your looking at their "Great environmental accomplishments."

    20. Re:The study by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      *COUGH* *COUGH*

      ::notes all of the OTHER graphs on that site show a decrease::

      Maine doesn't seem to bad though. . . . .

      A few years ago I was witness to a bunch of f*cking MANSIONS being put up in the MIDDLE of forest land.

      Pissed me off to no end. Miles away from anyplace else, some dick head 'land developer' had to go around and chop down a bunch of trees to clear some land, and then chop down some MORE trees for lumber, just so some rich dipfuck (mix your swear words folks!) could go and have a retreat in 'the middle of nature' for a few weeks each year.

      Damn near made me sick to my stomach.

    21. Re:The study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... however, there is not much economical insetive to saying that we should at least pay attention to what is hapenning. Or maybe that we should even try not to influence natural things more than necessary. There is no advantage for people to saying that, they get much more money from saying the opposite, which is that everything is fine and that we should just continuewhat we are doing and that in fact we really aren't consuming enough and that we should be producing more waste for our mere enjoyment.

      Oh.. and teh number of people signing on a paper doesn't make it better.

      Otherwise, windows would probably be the right OS... no?

    22. Re:The study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25 Years ago there were theories predicting the
      next Ice Age.

      Even if the global warming hypothesis were true,
      why would anyone try to stop it? 2001 was the
      nicest summer I've had the pleasure of living
      through.

      Time to go out and open another can of Freon into
      the atmosphere!

    23. Re:The study by magister707 · · Score: 0

      Eh? So replanting trees is only good if the entity doing the replanting does not benefit? How does that work?

      i think you've revealed the true motivation of these crypto-socialist environmentalists: they couldn't give two shits about mother earth, they're just afraid someone might be making money, which as we all know, is the root of all evil. pah.

  28. You do need to do something by macdaddy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You need to get a fscking clue and read my post below. Global warming is media and policitcal hype. It's something to sell you on the evening news and sell you during political campaigns. That facts refute it. The media won't tell you that though. The weather has been acting odd this year. Here in the very southeast corner of Kansas tomorrow on the 18th of February the expected temp will be 65 degrees. That's odd. That doesn't prove that global warming is real.

    1. Re:You do need to do something by Com2Kid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many years in a row does it have to be 'odd' for?

      It used to be perfectly natural for my area to get a little something called SNOW now and then.

      The last 5 years have gotten snow that almost immediately melted from the ground (within a day) and even then the snow fall was pitiful.

      10 years ago we would get a regular snowfall of some sort.

      20 years ago a regular snowfall of some decency.

      50 years ago you actually had to own a pair of snow boots to wear more then once a year.

      Now days the 1 day of snow we get is so thin that you can walk in it with sneakers.

    2. Re:You do need to do something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not quite that simple. You seem to be implying that the amount of snow fall increases linearly with the temperature, when in fact the amount of snowfall has little to do with it. Most of the prerequisites are atmospheric conditions, and the right temperature.

    3. Re:You do need to do something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The last 5 years have gotten snow that almost immediately melted from the ground (within a day) and even then the snow fall was pitiful.

      And in that time places within driving distances of you had an ice storm so severe it went in the guiness book of records, and killed untold amounts of people.

      You were lucky. Why don't you talk to some of your Nothern Ontario and Quebec neighbours and see if they think it's getting warmer?

      >10 years ago we would get a regular snowfall of some sort.

      I still do. And I'm not far away from you.

      >20 years ago a regular snowfall of some decency.

      Still have, minus this year and the year before.

      >50 years ago you actually had to own a pair of snow boots to wear more then once a year.

      50 years ago people didn't have the technology to create clothes that were thin and warm. Now even a pair of runners (which may or may not have existed that far back... my history is pretty rusty) can keep you warm unless you get them soaked through. This is because new technological compounds keep the runners warm rather than goose down and other less effective means. Pure leather shoes with rubber soles (popular 50 years ago) are completely and utterly useless in anything but controlled environments.

      >Now days the 1 day of snow we get is so thin that you can walk in it with sneakers.

      Not for me.

      BTW: Buffalo is big now. Buffalo was smaller 50 years ago (or so one would assume). As cities get bigger their surface is covered with more black ashphalt. With more black ashphalt comes more heat trapping. As heat is trapped the city itself, in concert with the sun, warms up that city. No, it really doesn't warm up anywhere else (the effect is so highly localised on my 15 minute drive out of the city I can feel the difference).

      Global warming is a myth of similar proportions to "CFCs ruin ozone". It is junk science only provable in unlikely events (tell me, exactly how often does a plane go into the atmosphere to release Freon? That's the ONLY way it could get up high enough to reach the ozone.)

      Come back to me when enough icebergs have melted that the statue of liberty is wading. Then I'll believe you.

  29. Snowball Effect? Nope. by Astrogen · · Score: 1

    Your question about a snowball effect can be answered with a simple no.

    Really.. the our day could be 28 hours long, (hence our attempts at colonizing other planets) and it would make a very subtle difference.

    Sure we would lose a couple million species of plants, and animals, but we would end up gaining those species back, as other life evolves in the new conditions... long term temperature changes would simply adjust.. we would have warmer days, and COLDER nights (as the planet would be away from the sun longer during the night).

    The difference is probably something in the range of the difference in temperature between south Dakota (U.S.A) and Manitoba (Canada). A few degrees here, and there.. but people live in both places happily.

    1. Re:Snowball Effect? Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Dakota (U.S.A) doesn't actually exist.

      Wake up man.

    2. Re:Snowball Effect? Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how happy you could be living
      in South Dakota, or Manitoba for that matter.

  30. Re:Yeah!!! More non existant evidense of junk scie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I concur with this even if the measurements were 100% accurate the models used to predict the weather 20 yrs from now can not accurately predict next months weather. In addition to that even if the earth warms, it has been warmer in the past. The fossil record shows us that the earth was once much hotter than it is now.

    politics and science is a bad thing

  31. Re:Heh by arsaspe · · Score: 2

    In the southern parts of Australia, we often get Ozone hole warnings along with the normal weather.

  32. trying to post something besides the .000011 secs by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    IIRC, if the rotation of earth slows, the equator will get narrower, the poles will seem taller, and then the earth will change it's axial tilt. why doesn't the article provide any information or links to this information, or am i mistaken. If you don't personally believe these facts, go buy yourself a few tops, and spin them, and see what they do vs size. then smash some with a hammer and see how the spin.

    however, does anyone have any proof to refute this information?

    and if we have to wait a few thousand millenia to tell if their theories are correct, then aren't we being whistleblowers trying to get the information out now?!?

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  33. So... let me get this straight... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're on a planet that has a 3 billion year history in which the climate has changed dramatically enough to put dinosaur fossils on Antarctica, evidence of undersea life on top of Mt. Everest, strange enough to feature a 20 megaton blast in Siberia 50 years before atom bombs were invented, and random enough to prevent our ability to accuratly forecast tomorrow's weather, AND we conclude based on less than 100 years of weather data that global warming is happening?

    Forgive me, but I'm feeling a little like a mayfly seeing its first (and only) sunrise and worrying about global sunlighting.

    1. Re:So... let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its been concluded on the basis of astronomical and material data from thru the ages. Tree rings from ancient buildings can tell us the temperature of the times, as can the mere existence of fossil leaves can tell us that here at that point in time it was warmer than ten degrees celsius at least a couple of times a year. Records have been (sometimes sporadically, and not always scientificaly) kept too. There is a lot of data out there.
      BTW, a nice factoid...the existence of global warming was first deduces from conditions on mars:)

    2. Re:So... let me get this straight... by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      No, no, there is quite a strong body of evidence that global temperatures fluctuate and that they have been slightly higher as of late.

      Most scientists at current seem to agree that there is some degree of global warming. The real questions are what are the causes and what are the effects. It's also quite clear that man has been increasing the CO2 levels on earth since the industrial revolution. Whether this or any other man-made process is responsible for the observed warming is a much harder thing to establish.

      Even if we are to blame (at least in part), then the question becomes, do we care? Dire predications get a lot of press, but there are still groups of scientists that believe the warming will have a neglible or even net positive effect on the Earth (from the point of view of an environment for sustaining man).

  34. Raising ocean levels has far greater impact by Thagg · · Score: 2

    If, due to global warming, ocean levels rise five feet, then (assuming a constant density, spherical earth) the rotation rate would slow down by about 1 part in 2 million, about 18 seconds a year.

    Given that water is less dense than most of the rest of the earth, it would probably be only two or three seconds a year, but still a substantial amount.

    I had seen some speculation that the magnetic field of the earth is due to a different rotation rate between the core and the rest of the earth. Changing these relative rates may be significant.

    thad

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    1. Re:Raising ocean levels has far greater impact by matt_maggard · · Score: 1

      I have heard the theory that: as the planet gets warmer, ice caps melt, ice floats toward equator, oceans get cooled by ice, planet cools, ice age begins. Anyone know anymore about this theory? Does it even make sense?

  35. One of Asimov's essays... by devphil · · Score: 3, Interesting


    ...talked about this. The name of the essay was IIRC "The Inconstant Moon" and I first read it in The Sun Shines Bright, a collection of his science essays.

    All I vaguely remember from the essay is that, once everything slows down enough, the moon should start spiralling inward. Friction with the atmosphere will destroy it, giving us a nice little ring system like Saturn's. However, that's supposed to take 7 billion years, while Sol will go red-giant in 5 billion years, so it's one of those "this would be really cool, but we'll all be dead by other means before we get to see it" events.

    I hope I'm remembering the essay correctly. If you disagree, okay -- go read the essay and tell me what I forgot.

    --
    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
    1. Re:One of Asimov's essays... by Bill+Currie · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The only problem I have with this is the moon is currently getting further from the earth as it slows down the earth's rotation (due to tidal forces) and gets sped up in the process.

      That said, I suspect that we're both right in that eventually the earth will have a day of 1 month, slow down some more due to the sun, then start pulling the moon back in.

      No matter what, that's going to take a bloocy long time.

      --

      Bill - aka taniwha
      --
      Leave others their otherness. -- Aratak

    2. Re:One of Asimov's essays... by SplendidIsolatn · · Score: 1

      Actually, when Sol DOES go red-giant, we'll be safe. In order to go red, the star must expand and lose mass. This loss of mass will push Earth back and back away from Sol, and we will be at a safe distance.

      This calculation was arrived at a few years ago when someone realized that in all the thought of the Earth being engulfed by a red-giant, nobody remembered to subtract the mass Sol would have to lose to become so.

      So we might see those rings after all! (Especially if the immortality chip in the timeline story comes to be)

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  36. +1 On Topic on the MQR standard by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Informative
    1010011010 wrote: when the poles shift in 15,000 -20,000 years, killing most life, shifting the Earth's plates, and plunging the planet into an ice age, it won't matter much to us.

    ...and somebody (I suppose you know who you are) modded it "Offtopic". Given that the topic was the interaction between the earth's temp. and rotation, and that the effect 1010011010 pointed out is

    much more pronounced than the one mentioned in the article (though of course not as dramatic as 1010011010 makes it sound)

    much more likely than the one mentioned in the article

    much more interesting than the one mentioned in the article

    much more established than the one mentioned in the article

    ...it is hard to see how you could consider it "Offtopic". For that matter, the strength of the data for pole reversals causing major climate shifts is about as strong (or I should say, as weak) as the data for global warming (whether caused by humans or an unrelated trend in the global climate).

    -- MarkusQ

    P.S. There was a very interesting comparison floating around a few years back (it was cited against me in an argument about my shorting idiodic dot com stocks) between the global warming data and the exponential growth of the internet economy. I replied that I agreed, and that I thought both "trends" were drawing conclussions far in excess of the data.

    Boy, did I get flamed.

    If anybody has the article I'd love to have a link/copy.

    1. Re:+1 On Topic on the MQR standard by geekoid · · Score: 2

      the story is about global warming effect on the length of days. Not about the destruction of the human race, or the poles. Thus, off-topic.
      There is far more evidence to prove that global warming is caused by mans by products then there is that the poles shift.
      Not that the pole don't shift.

      If the effects of the depleting Ozone later where natural, this must be the first time because life infernieth the opening is dying.
      also, the effects of mans byproduct can be proven in the lab.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  37. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm sorry, but I'm going to pipe up here.

    If you're basing "global warming" off anecdotal evidence, Canberra in Australia (where I live) has just had one of the coolest summers ever. The opposite of your experience. And please, don't try that b-s line on me that "global warming makes the extremes greater", because that's not global warming.

    But allow me to present the case against the global warming phenomenon.
    1. The temperature that is used by most scientists to prove the world is "warming up" is taken at posts that have been established for circa 100 years. Any further back than that there's no guarantee that the information is accurate. As a result of scientists normally living in larger cities as opposed to country towns, most of those weather posts were set up beyond the outskirts of large towns/cities approximately one hundred years ago.

    However, as is the nature of these cities, they have grown/sprawled to encompass these weather posts. Now, as any scientist can tell you, cities are warmer than their surrounding regions. It's known as the "urban heat island effect". Tarmac, cement and all those other human building materials absorb and retain a much greater proportion of the heat that hits them during the day than does undeveloped land. Try walking over bitumen during a hot day and then walk over dirt. You'll see what I mean.

    As these hotter cities expand to encompass the temperature stations, the temperature recorded by them is artificially increased. However, it's an extremely localised effect - the city is warmer, yes, but there's no way that the city is warm enough to have any effect on the surrounding countryside. It doesn't warm the globe up.

    So, to begin with, almost all the statistics the global warming proponents are chucking round are incorrect.

    2. Furthermore, land covers only 1/3 of the earth's surface. The other 2/3 is the ocean. Funnily enough, scientists haven't measured the temperature of the ocean over the past 100 years - there are generally only temperature stations located on the land. So the statistics that I've outlined above, that I believe already are flawed, are no greater than 30% of the surface area of the planet.

    3. NASA satellites (which have been measuring the temperature of one of the atmospheres of the planet - I forget it's name, but it's about 1km above the surface of the planet) shows that the planet has actually been cooling down since the records have recorded. How is it that the planet has been warming up yet the atmosphere cooling down? And remember, these statistics are taken for the entire planet, not just the area over which is land.

    4. From core samples that have been taken in various places over the planet, scientists have been able to determine both carbon dioxide and temperature levels. They've graphed both these over hundreds of thousands to millions of years, and guess what it showed - carbon dioxide moves as a result of temperature, as opposed to vice versa.

    5. Another scientific experiment that's very interesting - in an isolated greenhouse, increase the proportion of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Guess what you'll find? That the trees/plants grow faster. And as such, increase their intake of carbon dioxide, and produce more oxygen!

    As such, my opinion is that the effort that is spent worried about global warming should instead be re-directed towards the preservation of native habitats, especially old growth forests which are our greatest ally as carbon dioxide recyclers. They are, quite literally, the lungs of our planet.

    -- james
    ps For some of those statistics I've used above (NASA satellite links, core samples, etc) please head to http://www.vision.net.au/~daly/

    This is an independently (ie no finance from oil company, etc) run web site run by a man named John Daly, who like myself, believes that the Greenhouse Effect is nothing more than hot air.

  38. -1 troll by CatKnight · · Score: 1

    thanks for proving the fact that anyone can make up objective conclusions from a bunch of subjective observations.

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    The Stone Age did not end for lack of stones, and when the oil age ends it will not be for lack of oil. --Bjorn Lomberg
  39. Basic physics by DotComVictim · · Score: 1

    Under higher temperate, gas will expand. So the atmosphere will expand, increasing in radius.

    Since the earth has a very non-uniform density from center to outer atmospheric shell, the standard equation for moment of intertia does not apply, but if you consider the atmosphere a spherical shell, the midpoint of it's rotational mass has moved further from the center of the earth.

    Thus, as the earth heats up, it spins slower.

    It's the same effect you saw in the ice-skating in the Olympics - put out you arms and you spin slower.

    Of course, this doesn't consider the fact that the expansion of the atmosphere reduces the density of the atmosphere, which may in fact slow or stop the heating of the earth. So it may be a chaotic cyclical process.

  40. Re:Heh by freeweed · · Score: 2
    let's see, around here in Montreal the temperature used to be like -20 degrees celsius at this time of year. Well this winter, it's like -6 degrees celsius

    Yeah, and in places like Georgia and Florida, they've gotten snow this year. While here in Winnipeg, it's currently 15 degress Celcius above normal and no signs of cooling down before spring. Doesn't mean much beyond this: weather CHANGES from year to year, and from location to location. Anecdotes aside, there really is no reason to think anything bizarre is happening, except for the fact that newssellers need to do just that: sell news.

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  41. What on Earth? by pavera · · Score: 1

    Ok, we have millions of people starving to death, wars all around us, the US gov't is taking away freedoms left and right, and we are worried about 1/1000000th of a second in the next 100 years? Give me a break, how did these people get funding. What a waste of time and money.

    1. Re:What on Earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the US gov't is taking away freedoms left and right...

      What freedoms are being taken away? It is illegal to commit a crime? You might be searched at the airport? You have to wear a seat belt when you drive? I don't know if you're paranoid or what, but I haven't noticed any significant change in my lifetime that causes me to worry about my rights. Most of these freedoms that you seem to think are being "taken away left and right" are to promote the safety of American citizens as a WHOLE, not every little whiny fuck that can't have everything his way.

  42. Yeah But... by istartedi · · Score: 2

    ...did their model account for the reduced angular moment when ice caps in Greenland and Antartica melt off and slide into the ocean? Some of that ice is 2 miles thick, so it should make a difference. If this really becomes a problem, we can vaporize the Himalayas with hydrogen bombs. Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Yeah But... by gutigre · · Score: 1

      If this really becomes a problem, we can vaporize the Himalayas with hydrogen bombs. Problem solved.

      Just think of how much debris that would throw into the air. As with volcanic eruptions, it might actually increase global warming, melting more ice and changing angular momentum even more.

    2. Re:Yeah But... by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Good grief you're right. I guess then we'll just have to use smaller bombs, and haul the rubble to large barges that will dump it into the Marianas trench. This should provide plenty of work for Indians and Chinese if there is an economic slowdown.

      p.s., In case some of you out there on /. don't realize it, I'm joking!!! I would hate to see the Himalayas, or any mountain chain dismantled. Mountain-top mining in nearby West Virginia is bad enough. Let's not do that anyplace else.

      If global warming ever does get to be a real problem, I think we could probably erect giant translucent screens in space. Frankly, I don't think it will ever come to that.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  43. The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 3, Informative

    You might have missed where last week, the leader of a violent terrorist organization, which has taken credit for many bombings and destructive acts in the United States, was questioned before congress under oath.

    The leader "plead the fifth" on everything.

    The violent terrorist group? Earth Liberation Front (or something like that), a bunch of ecological extremists that the media happens to approve of.

    It isn't that the media is deliberately biased, just that they tend to report what they support, and ignore as "not news" those things they disagree with.

    Another example is defensive uses of firearms. 300 different stories published about the latest "school shooting", 2 of them accurately reported that the shooter was stopped by two other students (it was a college) who had their own firearms. The rest just said the perp was "tackled".

    Bob-

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  44. more suggestions by KingPrad · · Score: 1
    I always figured we could tweak the earth's rotational velocity through the conservation of angular momentum. if we grew a bunch of really tall trees the earth would spin slower. If we chopped down all the tall trees it would speed up.

    We could build telescoping rods that expand out during the day or night and shrink during the night or day (whichever way we want) so we could extend one or the other. Want more sleep? Extend the rods!

    Carl

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  45. I don't get it. by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

    Unless there's something more to it than what they say, then their explaination doesn't make sense at all. The explaination, "the atmosphere is speeding up, so the earth must be slowing down to conserve angular momentum" completly ignores all the energy being added to the system by the sun Global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses trapping energy that would normally radiate out into space. Shouldn't adding enegry to the system effect the total angular momentum? Why should it be conserved by the earth slowing just because the atmosphere speeds up? The atmosphere isn't being sped up by the earth itself, it's being sped up by solar energy.

    Of course i just finished a six pack so i could be wrong, but it makes sense to me.

  46. Time passes more slowly?? by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

    ...if the days seem a little longer to you than they used to, it might not be just old age catching up with you...

    Actually I was under the impression that time appeared to pass faster the older you grew. It's related to the fact you heart gradually slows down, and it's effect on your body clock..

    Maybe this explains why my Grandad always seemed surprised when I slipped into a coma after a few hours listening to him drone about "the war", how he knew hist neighnours were plotting to steal the huge amounts of money he kept in a biscuit tin on his wardrobe, and stuff generally being easier for the youngans. To him, it probably seemed like a quick chat...

    1. Re:Time passes more slowly?? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      Actually I was under the impression that time appeared to pass faster the older you grew. It's related to the fact you heart gradually slows down, and it's effect on your body clock..

      More prosaically it's related to the fact that any unit of time is shorter (goes faster) in proportion to the time you have already experienced.

      Ie. Remember how when you were 5, you had to wait a whole year (another 20% of your life, ok so you don't remember everything from birth, but lets gloss over that) till you turned 6? Ever find yourself thinking, wow those last 3 months went by quickly? By the time you're 80 (luck permitting), the whole damn shebang will be literally racing past, and other folks will wonder why you seem to exist in slowmo

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      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
  47. +1 Rational on the MQR standard by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Interesting
    While I don't rate "Discovery" very high as a source for information about science, this raises my estimation of their credibility.

    I also applaud you for posting this. The pettition you refer to has not received enough attention (see also). But even more important is to look at the data.

    -- MarkusQ

    1. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1, Troll

      The Oregon Institute's "petition" is a hoax. The names are largely made-up. I recall Captain Kangeroo being among their number. The OISM is run from a small warehouse in rural Oregon. Their scientific credibility is on a par with the Flat Earth Society.

    2. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      And here is the expose.

    3. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Dude you got hoaxed. That petition was a total hoax. Geri Halliwell of the spice girls is one of the signators as a (biologist). LOL.

      Also the two links from junkscience.com are bogus too. One is from the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine which is republican front and the other from a gas company "scientist".

      Please do some research before posting bogus links as science.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    4. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by MarkusQ · · Score: 2
      Dude you got hoaxed. That petition was a total hoax. Geri Halliwell of the spice girls is one of the signators as a (biologist).

      I'm not disputing that I may have been hoaxed (see my reply to the post above yours) but I don't see her name or any breakdown by field (no one is labled "biologist" etc. that I can see.). How did you determine that she was listed as a signator?

      Please do some research before posting bogus links as science.

      I never claimed it was science; I claimed that it was the pettition that the poster I was replying to had mentioned.

      -- MarkusQ

      P.S. And here's an interesting thing to try: go to the list of names, choose one at random (pref. an odd one, e.g. "Ismail B Haggag") and do a web search on them. Most of them seem to be real people at least. When the ones I tested should up in lists (e.g. faculty rosters) I tried picking a random name off the roster and searching for it on the pettition (to see if they had "harvested" the names off of university web sites. None of them were there.

    5. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heartland is right-wing think tank. The Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine petition was a public relations ploy, names were gathered in a deceptive manner and not checked for accuracy. The goal was large numbers of signers.

      PR watch link A short summary of the petition scandal:
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      The "Oregon Petition" was first circulated in a bulk mailing to tens of thousands of U.S. scientists in April 1998. The mailing included what appeared to be a reprint of a scientific paper in the exact same typeface and format as the official proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (NAS). Ex-NAS president Frederick Seitz provided a cover note giving the appearance that the paper, which claimed to show that pumping carbon dioxide into the atmosphere is actually a good thing, was an official NAS publication.

      In fact, the paper had never been peer-reviewed or accepted for publication anywhere. Its author was widely discredited for having declared in 1994 that ozone depletion was a hoax, and the NAS ended up issuing a blunt statement distancing itself from the petition, which nonetheless received 15,000 signatures within a month. (To show how lax the management of the petition had been, environmental activists added fictional characters such as "B.J. Honeycutt" of the TV series M*A*S*H and Geraldine Halliwell, also known as Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls, whose field of scientific specialization was listed as "biology.") ------------

      And junkscience.com is run by Steven Milloy, a progagandist:
      -----------
      Early in his career, Milloy worked for a company called Multinational Business Services, a Washington lobby shop that Philip Morris described as its "primary contact" on the issue of secondhand cigarette smoke in the early 1990s. Later, he became executive director of The Advancement of Sound Science Coalition (TASSC), an organization that was covertly created by Philip Morris for the express purpose of generating scientific controversy regarding the link between secondhand smoke and cancer.
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      Jim Lund

    6. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      this raises my estimation of their credibility.

      HA HA HA!!! You total and absolute idiot, a hoax which confirms your idiotic belief that the world is flat "raises your estimation of their credibility"? HA HA HA!!!!!

    7. Re:+1 Rational on the MQR standard by MarkusQ · · Score: 2
      HA HA HA!!! You total and absolute idiot, a hoax which confirms your idiotic belief that the world is flat "raises your estimation of their credibility"? HA HA HA!!!!!

      Yes, though your post does nothing to raise my estimation of either the sagacity or tact of Anonymous Cowards.

      To recap:

      I do not know that the petition was a hoax. That claim has been made, based on the fact that it contained various questionable names. As several people have pointed out, it is absurd to assume the questionable names were added by the petition's authors; they were obviously added by critics wishing to discredit the petition, and have subseequently been removed.

      This no more makes it certain that it is a hoax than the objections raised by some of the IPCC authors to that report's contents (which, they asserted at the time, were forced on them by the lead authors for political reasons) make that report a hoax. Such accusations can (and have been) made by both sides. That's part of what makes it a controversy.

      In any case, questions of science can not be resolved by pettition. In this case, we may even be past the point where data will help, since the sides seem to be polarized beyond even agreement on terms.

      For example, over what time period are we talking? It is quite posible to have a warming trend on one scale and a cooling trend on another (think about a fall morning; between, say, dawn and noon, the temperature is likely rising, but that doesn't mean winter has been cancled). Are we talking about the upper atmosphere, the lower, or maybe the sea surface? If we are talking about the earth as a whole it is clearly cooling, since the bulk of the heat is in the molten iron core. But I doubt most people mean (or even consider) that.

      All of this, without even touching on questions like "are people causing this?" or "is one side or the other using the issue as a cloak for some political agenda?" or "what should/can we do about it?". It is a complex issue, or at least seems so to an "absolute idiot" such as myself.

      It was the hope that Discovery was doing more than presenting just the standard knee-jerk "the sky is falling" line that raised my estimation of their credibility. (As a side note, the best way for someone to max out their credibility on the MQR standard is to publish a well thought out, tightly reasoned refutation of a position I--perhaps tacitly--hold. Simply agreeing with me doesn't help me much, since there's little to be learned from people who agree with everything you say. People who can offer cogent objections to your positions are priceless.)

      -- MarkusQ

      P.S. Laughing in all-caps isn't generally considered a "cogent objection".

  48. Even if... by The+Man · · Score: 3, Insightful
    you buy into the assertion that Earth is warming, the historical record indicates that at times in the distant past (100s MY ago) the Earth was MUCH warmer. Yet, amazingly, the "fossil fuels" we're so bad to be burning weren't yet fossils, humans didn't exist, and Earth didn't become Venus. Shocker. As for slowing rotation, there are plenty of other factors controlling air currents, so even if we were to accurately measure an otherwise (moon, etc) unexplained slowdown in rotation, it doesn't prove that Earth is warming. All it proves is that Earth spins more slowly.

    Care for our planet, yes. Act as responsible stewards of our land and oceans, certainly. But spew bogus alarmist rhetoric to confuse and manipulate the mediagoing public, shame on you. This is junk science at its worst.

    1. Re:Even if... by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Illogical anti-environmentalist rhetoric. Name one person who has claimed that the ONLY way to heat the atmosphere was through CO2 released in industrial processes. Do you think declaring that during its 6 billion year history the earth has been warmer than it is now actually disproves a damn thing?

  49. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God damn, that is some fucking insiteful shit.

    I'm going to go reflect on that by wacking my dick off.

    Damn.

  50. Re:Global warming finally is making itself present by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so your winter in Buffalo wasn't so cold. Neither was mine, and being just a hundred miles away from you I'm sure you're not lying.

    I'd say this winter was at least 10 degrees C warmer than normal.

    So, at this rate, we only have 3 more years to live! (hottest summer peaks are usually about 30 deg C -- at 60 deg C I'm sure to die!) Dear God, Chicken Little, where are you? Save me from myself! My car itself must be the factor! Everyone stop farting! The Mehane is killing me in more ways than one!

    Argh... my head aches. I wish global warming were real. I want all my winters to be this mild forever.

    Too bad common sense says that if it were warming by 10 deg per year alarm bells would be going off everywhere.

  51. 11 millionths of a second? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    De Viron's team found that earthlings can expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade, corresponding to an overall increase of about one ten-thousandth of a second by the close of the century.

    OH MY GOD!!!! A HUNDRED MILLIONTHS OF A SECOND!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

    This seems more like 'hey, look at this' then 'hey we have to do something!' I don't really think a few hundred thousanths of a second could screw anything up.

    And those that say the earth would get hotter... we would also have longer nights as well.

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    1. Re:11 millionths of a second? by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 1
      future scenarios which may result from loss of 11 millionths of a second:

      1. OBL wins the war on terrorism... and the world descends into the dark ages again.

      2. Sadam creates army of clones. clone wars begin, but eventually luke skywaker saves the universe, restoring freedom and peace.

      3. Aliens invade, and suck everyones brains out.

      4. War on terror escalates, billions die, but the west wins eventually. At the end of the war Jewish false messiah/Antichrist tries to take over the world and fails

      5. Scientists accidently create a virus that reanimates the dead, zombies roam the streets eating peoples brains until B-grade actor finds antidote to virus and saves the world

      6. Continued terror attacks, combined with the feeling that the sensationalist religious media are trying to remove peoples freedom of choice produce public backlash against organised religon with angry mobs massacring church goers and trying to destroy any remnants of religion. Society devolves into anarchy because there is no longer anyone who upholds the values of forgivenes, kindness and respect for others that keep a civil society intact. Total anihilation.

      7. Monkeys evolve into more intelligent creatures that rebel against their masters and take over the world

      8. Sharks grow legs and run around on land eating everybody

      9. WW4 erupts between freeworld and China at the end China wins and everyone is forced to eat honey chicken, dim sims, fried rice and sweet and sour pork.... mmm..... chinese

      10. nothing happens and people just keep making stupid predictions about things that probably will not happen.

      11. i am a fish

      12.-infinity. mix and match previous predictions to find your favorite flavors

  52. This doesn't matter by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Why? Because the change in the earth rotation is SO SMALL that it would take 90909 or so DECADES at their predicted rate to slow the rotation one whole second. This is just another example of 'news' that's nothing more then FUD for the masses. I suppose we're suppose to run around screaming "global warming is slowing down the earth!" like a bunch of Chicken Littles.

    Move along, there's nothing more to see here.

  53. "More profoundly"? by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Insightful
    efuseekay writes:
    is more profoundly affected by tidal locking with the moon than fluvial effects
    While the story itself says [emphasis mine]:
    expect the length of an average day to increase by 11 millionths of a second per decade, corresponding to an overall increase of about one ten-thousandth of a second by the close of the century
    Since the people who tend the atomic clocks have been adding at least one "leap second" each year for as long as I can remember (inserted as 23:59:60 GMT on 31 Dec, with the occasional extra at the same time on 30 Jun), it would seem that it would take tens of millenia before this factor is even a blip, much less 'profound'. The article closes with this Burning Question:
    How will the diurnal rhythms of animals and plants be affected in coming millennia? Only time will tell.
    Is there any animal or plant with a rhythm that can be measured in nanoseconds? If so, why are we not using them instead of those atomic clocks?
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    1. Re:"More profoundly"? by monkeydo · · Score: 2

      According to the USNO:
      "Through the use of ancient observations of eclipses, it is possible to determine the average deceleration of the Earth to be roughly 1.4 milliseconds per day per century."

      So the slowing caused by the tides is approx. 1,000 times stronger than this "global warming" effect.

      Also, leap seconds are not inserted every year, but "as needed".

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    2. Re:"More profoundly"? by The+Monster · · Score: 2
      monkeydo wrote:
      leap seconds are not inserted every year, but "as needed"
      Well, I don't recall saying that it was exactly every year, but that it seemed like it. Consulting with The Definitive Source On Such Things, I see that since 1972 there have been 23 Leap Seconds. That comes to an average of .766... ls/y - not exactly 1, but way closer than this effect is supposed to account for.
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  54. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually, the greatest contributors to carbon dioxide recycling are the microscopic photosynthetic organisms that float in the ocean.

  55. The polls have shifted before. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    All life did not die.

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  56. Snowball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that the idea of this being a snowball effect cannot be properly linked to global warming. There are too many variables in how the rotation of the earth changes to link it to just this one study unless you have other studies supporting it being the sole cause of the slowing.

  57. useless news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Effect is a few millionths of a second and somebody had enough spare time to spread this news and comment on it. Would have been more useful if the scientists had explained what that tells us about the earth, etc. Still I suppose a sign of an advanced society is that people have time to waste on trivia.

  58. CO2 is not a toxin by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have no idea what you're talking about. The amount of CO2 going into the air is known... the affect on the weather is what's in question.

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  59. Global Warming is very real ... by whjwhj · · Score: 2, Troll

    ... but you can bet the Slashdot crowd will ignore the facts on this one.

    Please, just for a moment, put aside all of your preconceptions and assumptions and go out there and learn the facts . What you will discover in this process is that Global Warming is, in fact, quite real. Frighteningly real. And human beings are the cause.

    You're always going to find scientists who will claim that Global Warming is a crock of shit. (A lot of those same scientists work for oil companies and other concerns.) But the truth of the matter is, the vast, VAST majority of the world's scientists overwhelmingly agree that Global Warming is very real and poses a significant threat to our ecosystem and our way of life.

    This bullshit about the "myth" of Global Warming is largely a U.S. phenomenon. Most 1st world countries trust their scientists and completely understand that Global Warming is a very real threat. So much so that even China jumped on the bandwagon. The sole detractor at Kyoto is the good ol' U. S. of A. As usual, we've got our head in the sand.

    A few of you have mentioned how the media has blown this out of proportion and is being alarmist, etc. The exact opposite is true. The media in the U.S. has ignored and sidelined the entire issue. People hate scary stuff. Doesn't sell. So they barely mention it. All the more reason that our government should continue to fund (and increase funding for) unbaised news sources like the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

    But my point is, go learn the facts before you show up here pretending you know them.

    P.S. And keep an eye on the weather. It'll just get more and more obvious. Been quite a warm winter this year, wouldn't you say?

    1. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2

      There a very few scientists who have the requiste knowledge and data to comment on global warming. Most scientists can only comment on certain areas.

      In the 70s we had a lot of scientists saying we were on the brink of an ice age, in fact a number of these changed their tune. Now we have a lot of scientists saying we are on the brink of a heat wave. Who is accurate?

      Goverment funding for an unbiased news source, what hell are you smoking, please re read and understand that there is no unbiased reporting, none. The best you can do is understand what the bias is of your news source.

      No the winter here in San Francisco has been fucking freezing, lowest temps etc etc In short it's been bloody miserable. However the summers seem to have been warmer as well.

      My belief is that as with most things humans do not have enough accurate historical evidence to say what the temperature is doing and they have even less understanding of how our actions influence that temperature.

      Science is not a new religion and the sooner people understand that because a scientist says something does not make it accurate.

      In short, the climate is changing as it always has and we do not have a fucking clue why. But a boat load of scientists can pretty much tell where their next round of funding is coming from.

    2. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um. No. I vehemently disagree with you. Global Warming is bunk. We only have about 100 years worth of weather data. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU SAY HUMANS CAUSE THIS WITH THIS DATA! It isn't enough! The world is around 3 billion years old ( I think that's it....) and we are trying to say that us humans who have only been here part of that time caused this? No, US folks are skeptical of scientists who talk out there butt. Weather patterns are CYCLICAL! Just because I ain't freezing my butt of now and walking thru 10-12 inches of snow does not mean that the globe, as a whole is any warmer. Do you realize that Texas has had more snow then Columbus, OH?? That's almost unheard of. Also, I believe Texas has also been colder then we are too. Some people will say that global warming caused this chaotic pattern. BS. We don't have anywhere near enough data to prove global warming. Any scientist saying we do should tear up his PhD.....now and go start selling burgers at McDonald's.

      Also there's no such thing as an unbiased news source. We're humans. We have opinions and try as we might, we can't always suppress them.

      Also, an another note, for the freaks who say we don't have enough oil, well, if we'd drill in ANWR we'd stabilize the market. If we get off of our butts and tap the oil in the Gulf of Mexico, we could be self sustaining and not need oil from saudi. This is a fact (wish I could atrribute a source but it's late and I am going to bed after this). Here's an interesting link about ANWR. The reasons these ecological wackos have come up make no sense and have no scientific backing except some crap some scientists who liked the idea has drawn up.

      I am not saying we should not explore alternatives that are cleaner then gasoline. Hydrogen and fuel cells hold great promise not just from an environmental sense, but from a business sense as well. Imagine if we all had a fuel cell on our house. We'd no longer be dependent on wires going underground and into our house and no longer would we have to worry about lightening striking the above ground wiring because there would be none. When ever Hydrogen is cheap (it's cheap now...), you'd just fill it up and be good to go. The waste water created by the reaction could be ran through a filter, and used to flush toilets or take showers or heck even drink. Who WOULDN'T want this? Even the big oil would want a piece of this. The good thing is if we actually tap the Gulf adequately, we could be assured we would have enough oil until this stuff is perfected. Right now, if we decided to bomb someone in the middle east, we may as well grab ahold of a bank loan to buy gas cuz it's going to go up. My biggest point here, is that it doesn't have to be this way. it's only this way becase a small MINORITY thinks the sky is falling when it's not.

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    3. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by canadian_right · · Score: 4, Insightful
      One of the odd things about changing global weather paterns is some of the unexpected side affects. Global warming may decrease the temperature in Northern Europe by a few degrees by changing some rather major artic ocean currents. Warming would bring a major cold stream that is currently quite deep (and makes it farther south) to raise up and cool Europe.

      Weather is very complicated. Global warming will not simply give us the same weather, but warmer. It will cause strange, and unexpected new weather patterns. Storms will tend to be more intense (high temp = more energy), some places will get wetter, some drier, some warmer, some cooler.

      But all this is nothing compared to the Ocean's rising if it actually get warm enough to break up the antartic ice shelf.

      And all xfiles people know that global warming is being orchestrated by a global conspiracy of GOOD guys to stave off an imminent ice-age!

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    4. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the scientists who like to comment on global warming are the Carl Sagan type who have absolutly no credibility in the field.

      You provided no proof for your point, and go directly to blindly attacking the US, i gues its good for your slashdot karma.

      Most of the scientists who believe that man is strongly responsible for global climate change have nothing to do with any meteorology.
      http://www.cato.org/pubs/regulation/reg15n2g.htm l

      The US is not the only detractor, Canada and Australia both have major issues with it and fact that it will do little more than punish larger, countries with fewer general pollution problems.

      Its hard to deny that the climate has been changing over the last 150 years, its even harder to deny that ithas been doing the same thing for the last several million years.
      Then again when you get your information from extreamists, anything is possible.

    5. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Lilior · · Score: 1

      Actually, global warming would, in the immediate future, make winters colder and longer. It would also push them back, so that december would be warmer and march would be colder, relatively.

      The idea is that your insulating the entire earth so that it can trap heat more effectively. But should the heat escape, it will mean that it will also be harder to heat up. A greenhouse gas makes it easier to heat up than it does to cool off, so, in the long run, as the winters *and* summers got longer, the summers would overrun the winters. But, before that time, there is still plenty of room in Spring for Winter to expand into.

      But this is hardly important...since it doesn't take more than a tiny grain of salt to realize that we have some pretty scanty data to be talking about global climatic change. Even more importantly...we're making the mistake of assuming that we're the center of the universe by assuming that somehow global warming is our fault and that we're capable of somehow mitigating or even fixing it.

      We've done some pretty impressive things, but Man is by no means the center of the universe, the galaxy, the solar system, or even the Earth. Can we stop an earthquake? A volcanic eruption? A solar flare? The tides? The earth releases far more CO2 per year, naturally, than we do in all our glorified industry. If we're going to spend trillions of dollars, we'd probably have more luck trying to stop that. (Vacuum seal the earth? sounds like a great idea...)

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    6. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by LarsWestergren · · Score: 2

      Global Warming is very real ... but you can bet the Slashdot crowd will ignore the facts on this one.

      Hear hear. Whenever this issue is raised on Slashdot, someone posts something about the greenhouse effect being alarmist and poor science and it gets modded up to five pretty much instantly. They also (like one of the posts above) usually post Rush comments like the ones about sensors in warmer cities skewing the statistics even though this effect has been known and included in calculations for a long time.

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    7. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by psamuels · · Score: 1
      The idea is that your insulating the entire earth so that it can trap heat more effectively. But should the heat escape, it will mean that it will also be harder to heat up.

      Uhhhhh ... no. The earth gains heat by radiation and loses it by induction (as well as a little radiation). There's a difference: radiation is not affected by carbon dioxide.

      Perhaps you are confusing "global warming" with "ozone depletion". Ozone does indeed inhibit incoming radiation. But I've never heard anyone claim that the effects of a thinning ozone layer (to the extent that it is thinning at all) are supposed to include global warming.

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    8. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Pentagram · · Score: 2

      We only have about 100 years worth of weather data. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU SAY HUMANS CAUSE THIS WITH THIS DATA!

      We have thousands of years' worth of weather data. Dendochronology, ice cores, sediment patterns, historical records, etc.

      The opinions on global warming on Slashdot is about as scientific as creation scientists. 99% of the world's climatologists agree that global warming is occuring. Even president Bush.

      Please tell me you were trolling.

    9. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean Bush is a climatologist of course! Just realised my post reads a bit strangely.

    10. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by lohen · · Score: 1

      It pays at a time like this to actually step back and have a look at the facts, from a balanced source:

      http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns9 99 91938

      It's generally better than filtering for your own matching political opinion first. The seperation of science & politics is rather like the seperation of church and state - it's never going to be complete, since scientists hold positions on political issues and politicians hold positions on scientific issues, and even have to talk about them from time to time (although most scientists find it painful when they do). But it's a good idea to avoid getting your scientific opinions from sources from one side of the political debate.

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    11. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by nickco3 · · Score: 1

      > Um. No. I vehemently disagree with you. Global Warming is bunk.
      > We only have about 100 years worth of weather data. HOW IN THE
      > WORLD CAN YOU SAY HUMANS CAUSE THIS WITH THIS DATA! It isn't
      > enough!

      But there is enough data for you to say it's bunk, right?
      Wouldn't you say the huge risks involved suggest caution? That we consider something less than a memo from God as grounds for action? All scientific studies contain greater or lesser elements of doubt, the question is how much certainty do we need before we act?

      BTW, the original poster is right, it is only in the US that anyone seriously disputes the reality of manmade climate change. Even the Toxic Texan has stopped denying it, even if he doesn't have any serious plans to tackle it, yet.
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    12. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Kerg · · Score: 1
      What you will discover in this process is that Global Warming is, in fact, very real.

      yes, the average temperature has been increasing in the last 50 years, that much is true.

      Frighteningly real.

      Why is it frightening? You have no clue what the effects of this increase in temperature will be.

      And human beings are the cause.

      And this is the part where I'm inclined to dismiss you as a ranting troll. You have no evidence of this whatsoever. Humans might have a part in this play, or they may not. Their part may be significant or mostly insignifacnt. There is no solid data to show either way.

      This is what pisses me off in the global warming discussion. You take one data (average increase in temperature) and use that to 'prove' that you know what is causing it or what the long term effects will be. That is just bullshit. In that sense you really aren't that much different from the creationist zealots.

      I live in Finland. I remember 10-15 years ago I could go out in February and stand in knee deep snow. Today when I look out the window I can barely see any snow at all. This has been occuring alot in the last 5-10 years. The zealots scream and rant about the greenhouse effects. It has nothing to do with that or the global warming. Scientific minds can understand that weather patterns change and conditions vary (like in this case where the Gulf current hits the Norwegian coast).

      It's also good to keep things in perspective and remember that we're currently living in a very very cold period in earth's history. We're still recovering from a series of ice ages that have plagued the earth for the past few hundred thousand years. In fact, we don't even know if that period is over yet.

    13. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. And keep an eye on the weather. It'll just get more and more obvious. Been quite a warm winter this year, wouldn't you say?


      Yep, it has been a mild winter this year. Above normal actually. But last year it was colder, below normal. The year before it was warmer, above normal.

      So what's your point? Are you using the fact of this years mild winter as proof of Global Warming? I'd recommend expanding your sample data. And don't bothing showing me a trend using only 100 years of weather data. Hint: Try looking at the cycles the Earth has already gone through as a better indicator of what's to come.
    14. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1

      Imagine that...life forms having an impact on their environment. I wonder how many years of weather data the algae had before they finally realized they were oxygenating the atmosphere...

    15. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Well, no there probably is not enough data to PROVE it's bunk. But I seriously doubt that it can be anything but. Archeology samples like ice cores and everything are only theorizing what it was like back then. Some assume that the layers are unchanged by years and that they are as they were when they were formed. I am not saying that everyone says that. It's just with the data we have, you can say either way...that the earth is cooling or that the earth is heating up. I also do agree, somewhat with having clean burning fuels. It makes sense not just for the environment but from a energy standpoint as well. A clean burning engine is more efficient then a dirty engine.

      Now, the earth has been here for 3 about billion years. Humans have been on the planet a FRACTION of that time. The planet is a BIG place wih lots of sutff happening. No we have some people arrogant/dumb enough to say that we can affect the planet's weather??? I just don't believe that something such as this is possible. Even if it is, according to some the air was supposed to be unbreathable 2-3 years ago. What happened hmm? Us humans like to think we have power. We crave it. The fact is the world is a whole lot bigger then any of us and it is capable from bouncing back from amazing stuff.

      Should the average human worry about global warming...well, I don't think so. First off, we already have enough things to worry about like how we are going to pay our bills and crap. Should we just pollute for the heck of it? No. Should we look into alternative fuels? Yes, if they can be done econimically. Soon they will be....even with in our lifetimes. My point is we have time and the earth is a lot more stronger then we are. God gave us oil and the ability to use it. Why aren't we using more or making it available so it can be more affordable? Granted, even at today's prices, gasoline is cheaper then bottled water. Amazing huh?

      I did like someone else's idea about using up all of everyone else's oil then go tell the mid east to shove it after we used their stuff up and have ours to ourselves. But I don't think that way. I think in the terms we better use OUR stuff. We buy too much crap from the Japanese and Chinese already!

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    16. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by nomadic · · Score: 2

      One of the telltale signs of junk science is a TENDENCY for its PROPONENTS to occasionally CAPITALIZE words for no APPARENT reason.

    17. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They agree that global warming is occuring, however they also agree there was a mini ice age 250 years ago, and that there is little proof that carbon dioxide has a major effect.

      Most of the people who speak as a authorities on global warming do it with the initials behind their name, and have little to no experience or education in the meteorology or climatology.

    18. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      It actually doesn't matter whether global warming is real or not; and it doesn't matter whether we're causing it or not.

      If it is real, then the potential costs are so high (most major cities, for example, grew up around ports and are only a few metres above sea level), and the time it takes to turn the juggernaut around is so long, that we need to be taking urgent avoiding action now while we continue to urgently assess the reality of the risk.

      If it turns out that global warming is happening but that the major causes are natural, then we're still better off if we've done everything we can to stop making things worse.

      If it turns out that global warming isn't happening and it was all a panic about nithing, then we'll still have more efficient transportation, better insulated houses, and a cleaner planet with greater fossil fuel reserves to pass on to our children.

      But if the United States carries on the way it's going and it turns out that that global warming is real, then the voters of Florida, Mississippi, and Texas aren't going to cheer too loudly for the President and the generation which lost 20% of the land area of the continental United States, and turned another 20% into desert.

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    19. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by foghorn19 · · Score: 1

      All you need to look at is a picture of earth at night, showing how much it's glowing. Do you think the surface temperature of the earth is anything like it was 200 years ago? We're burning up a LOT of energy.

    20. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      The New Scientist is not a balanced source! it is a lot better than tabloids and such but still it has it's own agenda. The NS reports on what the current majority in scientific thinking is and it does this exteremly well. I subscribe to NS but I still see it as biased.

      PS the article you linked to had nothing to do with global warming? Prehaps http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns999 91915http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id= ns99991915

    21. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by whjwhj · · Score: 2

      Now just what the hell do you think you know about this stuff? You jump right in with your reasoning about this and that ... but are you a climatologist? Are you ANY kind of scientist? I didn't think so. So don't give me your two-bit crap opinion and try to pass it off as scientific truth. Because the only truth you expose is your own ignorance.

    22. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by whjwhj · · Score: 2

      No the winter here in San Francisco has been fucking freezing, lowest temps etc etc

      Global warming is screwing with our weather patterns. Here (in Minnesota) it's been very warm almost all winter (but probably still pretty cold by your standards) whereas in San Fran it's been strangely cold. Abnormal weather patterns. The scientific community struggles still to prove the exact cause of the strange weather the world has been experiencing of late, but circumstantial evidence suggests it's due to global warming. Which is what I mean by "keep an eye on the weather". Let's see how bizzare our winters and summers are say ... 10 years from now. Even 5. By then we'll probably all have forgotten what a "normal" winter or summer was even like.

    23. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't even read it eh?

    24. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's no more ignorant then you bud. At least he's got an opinion where you just have to bitch about him not being a climatologist (like you need ot be to figure this one out.....). Let me say this now. You don't have to have a PhD to have an opinion that may be the right one (or not)! How do you know he isn't a climatologist?? Does it matter? No tin the least peewee.

    25. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by -Harlequin- · · Score: 2

      Global Warming is bunk. We only have about 100 years worth of weather data. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU SAY HUMANS CAUSE THIS WITH THIS DATA! It isn't enough!

      It's easy - you've just got the scientific method all backwards.
      Global warming ISN'T about looking at the weather data and saying "Uh-oh - this looks like a bad trend...". It's about looking at the easily measureable artificial increase in atmospheric greenhouse gases and saying "if the physics inside the lab also applies outside the lab, we can expect that climate change will result from the known increase of these gases in the atmosphere". IE, the weather data has nothing to do with the climate predictions - people are looking to it as a way to check the validity of the predictions, NOT as the basis of the prediction. (Unless they're dippy media sensationalists)

      We don't have anywhere near enough data to prove global warming.

      We also apparently don't have enough data to prove the Creationists and Flat Earth Society wrong (or so they tell us). Science isn't about proof, it's about evidence. And the evidence suggests it is very foolish to continue indulging some of our current excesses in the she'll-be-right-mate belief that nothing can happen.

      In terms of risk management, I'd say the evidence points towards changing some of our bad habits. And that we will technologically benefit from this in the long run anyway suggests we should do it anyway. What the climate change risk adds is an imperative to do it NOW, and an incentive to tackle the change harder (ie more painfully) than we might otherwise choose. But we didn't seem to interested in changing for the better at all before environmental issues appeared.

    26. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by _xen · · Score: 1
      radiation is not affected by carbon dioxide

      Well no,. radiation is affected by C02, that's what makes it a greenhouse gas. In fact CO2 scatters incoming solar radiation, which is why it acts as an insulator.

    27. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by _xen · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most of the scientists who believe that man is strongly responsible for global climate change have nothing to do with any meteorology.

      Most atmospheric scientists are quite concerned about global warming (in fact you have to pay a lot tet one to say it isn't happening). A large majority of atmospheric scientists believe that anthropogenic carbon is a factor in global warming


      The US is not the only detractor, Canada and Australia both have major issues with it and fact that it will do little more than punish larger, countries with fewer general pollution problems.

      While there are apparently a lot of scientists for sale in the US, in Australia, there is only a single University employed atmospheric scientist who argues against the view that human activity is a major factor in global warming. Even he is not of course stupid enough to argue that global warming is occuring (that simply a matter of getting the measurements and doing the stats). The people who have major issues with reducing greenhouse gas emissions are not scientist silly, they are economists and politicians. That is to say they, like you, lack the education to understand the problem.


    28. Re:Global Warming is very real ... by lohen · · Score: 1

      The NS does tend to the majority opinion, but last I read (and admittedly it has been a while since I was a subscriber) it did provide a forum for alternative viewpoints on a wide variety of issues which even included evolutionary scepticists in its opinion section.

      And furthermore, the 'current majority' in scientific opinion (or as it's also termed, 'scientific orthodoxy') isn't such a bad thing. It tends to be the view most likely to be correct on the current evidence. Which doesn't, by any means, mean it's not up for questioning. Placing any part of it in an unchallengable position would be inheritably unscientific.

      Which is why (slightly OT) I disagree with quite a bit of the vitriol which was thrown Bjorn Lomborg's way when he published a statistical study which challenges many widely-held views on the environment. Admittedly I haven't studied the figures he proposes and the alternatives put forward by the environmentalists myself (and I will admit a bias to the environmental side) but many of the attacks came from the wrong direction. It sounded far too much like the majority of environmental scientists were questioning his right to challenge their position, rather than, say, the selective use of data which it is alleged he made to challenge it.

      And whether, at the end of the day, he turns out to be right (which would be nice in a way, as his conclusions were pretty optimistic) or, as the majority would have it, wrong, he had a perfect right to say what he did, no matter who or what it challenged. But that's enough of a sidetrack for now ;)

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  60. I believe... by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

    I saw something about this a couple of months ago on ABC's Nightly News. Aparentally the "Earth Day" 25 million years ago was only 22-23 hours.

  61. Re:Heh by Evil_Furby · · Score: 0

    Holy crap someone actually read my post! I feel honored.

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  62. Keep an open mind. by andaru · · Score: 1
    If you beleive what you see on Discovery, then you should check out this article on New Scientist. It disputes the idea that was "proved" about all human life originating in Africa.

    I don't claim that this article is correct and I don't claim that the Discovery episode is incorrect. I am just saying that you should not adopt the information contained in one documentary as your new world view. Keep in mind that there are other explanations for everything. Newton's gravity model was once unquestionable.

    Basically, as far as I can tell, the first paragraph is saying, "I heard about one study that contradicts another study."

    Any time some study conclusively "proves" that blah de blah is true or false, it just smacks of scientific arrogance to me. You never have proof. Only evidence.

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    1. Re:Keep an open mind. by ahde · · Score: 2

      Newton's gravity model has been un-dis-provable except for a few astronomic observations. In point of fact, for *all* practical purposes, Newton's gravity model still holds.

  63. Ah Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, I've got some ammo for those "The Bible says a week, so the world was literally created
    in a week" people.

    Now I can explain how it was actually only 6.5 day..er..nevermind.

  64. warming != slowing by huckda · · Score: 0

    these fellows must have taken a different chemistry course that I.

    In mine we were taught that when molecules were heated that they tended to move FASTER...
    *shrugs*
    who am I to argue with science...I merely
    regurgitate information fed to me from a
    pathetic high school chemistry instructor
    who's idea of a good time was spying on Blue-footed Boobies.

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    "Just Smile and Nod." --Huck
  65. Earth spinning faster than it has in decades by nealmcb · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying to find out why the last few years have seen the
    earth spinning faster than it has since the 1960's, despite a
    long-term slowdown caused by tidal drag.

    The last leap second was 1999-01-01, and I bet we won't have another
    until 2004 or so. They used to come every year or two.

    2001-08-02 was the day of fastest rotation in years: .000706 s faster
    than 86400 s, whereas the typical day fluctuates between zero and two
    ms slower than 86400 s.

    It varies significantly on a bimonthly cycle due to lunar influences.
    August is currently the month with the fastest spins.

    For background, see http://maia.usno.navy.mil/

    For the raw data, take differences between the "UT1-UTC" column
    at ftp://maia.usno.navy.mil:/ser7/ser7.dat

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    Go IETF!

  66. Global warming? by Storm · · Score: 1
    I know I am probably a bit older than the average /. reader, but I remember in the late 60s/early 70s that these same scientists were saying that these greenhouse gases etc etc etc were going to cause a new ice age. Now they say that this is going to cause global warming? If you look closely, the history of the earth seems to be a cyclical series of events. You would have a period of unusually warm weather followed by unusually cold weather.

    Global warming? It seems to be the latest fad by the environmentalists to get us to bend to their wills.

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    1. Re:Global warming? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      (* Global warming? It seems to be the latest fad by the environmentalists to get us to bend to their wills. *)

      Although the effects are debatable, it is almost an accepted fact that the ratio of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere *is* changing rapidly due to our activities.

      Thus, what actual changes we are making to the earth as a whole are disputable, it is almost a certain fact that we *are* making significant changes to the atmosphere itself that are not "normal" (within the timeframe of millions of years).

    2. Re:Global warming? by Ernest · · Score: 1

      the term 'not Normal' is of course debatable: we are part of the environment, and so we change it.

      It's kind of interesting that one of the greatest disaster (in death count) happend a long time ago when a tinny sea creature (but lots of them) freed so much poisonus gases in the atmosphere that 99% of the other creatures living at that time where made extinct.

      That gas was oxygen.

      Was that Normal then ?

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      Ernest J.W. ter Kuile
    3. Re:Global warming? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (* It's kind of interesting that one of the greatest disaster (in death count) happend a long time ago when a tinny sea creature (but lots of them) freed so much poisonus gases in the atmosphere that 99% of the other creatures living at that time where made extinct. ....That gas was oxygen.... Was that Normal then ? *)

      Okay then. Regardless of whether you want to label such changes as "normal", what that 'tiny sea creature' did is similar to what we appear to be doing now. Label it as you please.

      (Also, I believe that rate of change was slower than what is happening now.)

  67. A disaster of almost noticeable proportions by Grincho · · Score: 1

    I've a pet phrase for this: it's a "disaster of almost noticeable proportions". :-)

  68. Could a larger population effect this? by diverman · · Score: 1

    Hmmm.... I wonder what the increase of mass due to increased population does to the rate of rotation. Hmmmm... Anyone do the math on that?

    *smile*
    -Alex

    1. Re:Could a larger population effect this? by Ernest · · Score: 1

      actually this is happening al the time.

      There is a daily increase of the earth mass of several tonnes (which is peanuts of course compaired with total mass) from falling space dust. This might be a contributing factor to earth slowing down though.

      However, this too would be peanuts compaired to the combined slowdown effects of the moon and the sun (and probably jupiter too).

      I'm not too worried as total stop is not expected until after the sun burns us to a crisp.

      --
      Ernest J.W. ter Kuile
  69. can Earth explode as a result of Global Warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Summary:

    Consequences of global warming are far more serious than previously imagined. These consequences relate to the newly discovered properties of the "inner core" of our planet.

    see the article at http://sci-e-research.com/geophysics.html

    It's quite intelligently studied.

    Lucas -- lucas@thinko.net

  70. tidal effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the tidal effects slows down the earth at much faster than the predicted effect due to global warming. Each successive year is about 1 ms longer than the previous year due to tidal effect slow down (the extra angular momentum goes to moon which recedes earth by about 3 cm/yr). That translates to about 3 micro-second/year lengthening of the day.

  71. *Ahem* Global Warming? by Nergul · · Score: 1

    Most people who buy into this 'problem' of global warming do not realize that it is actually a natural part of the Earth's Weather patterns. If you do a bit of reading, one would find out that the Earth works in cycles. Currently, we are rising to a peak, and then go into an Ice Age according to conjectures on Weather patterns from Historical Accounts, etc. Of course, as all who look at this sort of thing realize, it is all just theories, and we will never really know the truth.

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  72. "Recorded History" by cirby · · Score: 1

    ...is a bit over a hundred years of somewhat accurate measurements. After coming out of a century (the 1800s) which was known for being somewhat on the cold side.

    Not a helluva significant trend.

    1. Re:"Recorded History" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      After coming out of a century ... which was known for being somewhat on the cold side

      According to which recorded measurements?

  73. Global warming? Bah! by BuffJoe · · Score: 0

    If they can't reliably predict the weather tomorrow, how can they possibly pretend to predict the weather years from now?!?

  74. Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by kylef · · Score: 1

    The previous comment is completely off-topic, and should be moderated accordingly.

    Let's clear this up once and for all: despite what you may have learned in school, where these environmental issues are comingled and bandied about interchangeably for political purposes, ozone depletion and global warming are entirely different animals. It's a shame that they are ever confused. It shows that people aren't really interested in the facts: each side wishes to blame the other as either "not caring" or "scaremongering."

    Ozone depletion has been shown to be a result of chloroflurocarbons escaping (although they are heavier than air) into the upper atmosphere and breaking apart ozone molecules. Ozone depletion was much more universally accepted in the scientific community than the "other" environmental media darling, global warming.

    Global warming, contrary to just about everything you see on the news, is NOT universally accepted in the scientific community. In fact, most of the data on which the alarming reports are based are self-contradictory (the data, not the reports). Some temperature data reporting stations show alarming increases, others don't.

    Here's a great example of data that you WON'T see reported on the news, although when I first saw it, I thought it was really interesting:
    Global Carbon Monoxide Measurements

    At first you might just think, what does carbon monoxide have to do with Global Warming? LOTS! In any combustion process (like cars making carbon dioxide gas, one of the so-called "greenhouse gases") carbon monoxide is a byproduct. The highest concentrations of carbon monoxide in the environment show where the worst MAN-MADE greenhouse gas offenders are.

    Well, as it turns out, naturally caused FOREST FIRES in South America and Africa completely DWARF the "industrialized" world's CO production! But don't take MY word for it: look at the satellite data yourselves in the above link.

    I highly encourage all of you to be SKEPTICAL of everything you've ever been taught or read, without finding and looking at the data yourselves.

  75. Oh NO!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this make us live longer?

  76. Where is my mind by Graymalkin · · Score: 2

    Stop the world I want to get of...oh. Well thanks then mate.

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    I'm a loner Dottie, a Rebel.
  77. well, now that the nights will be longer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i can finally get some sleep.

    1. Re:well, now that the nights will be longer... by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 1
      Dont do it man, it may increase your risk of dying.

      And remember, dying is the number one cause of mortality in the world

  78. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

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  79. Darn! by Tablizer · · Score: 1


    I have a huge collection of spinning earth animated GIF's all ready for the next dot-com boom. Now I have to change them all to be 0.00000000001 frames-per-seconds slower.

    F*cken SUV's!

  80. rising sea levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always pondered this stupid little question:

    Coastal sea levels are rising.. everyone attributes this to melting ice and global warming. What about new ocean life being born? If there was even a 10% increase in ocean life, our costal lines would be fsck'd.

  81. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1
    I'm not trying to argue with you, but I was wondering what emits more CO2 consistently. And how common do 'natural' forest fires occur? Are these fires even natural? I remember hearing a lot about clear cutting for cattle in the rainforest and whatnot. I'm not too sure if that's still occurring, but that might also be a factor.

    Although I like how you made known the difference between global warming and ozone depletion. Could there be a relationship between the two? If we have a less protective ozone, would we be more likely to have extreme global warming/cooling?

  82. the big answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since there's global warming happening on mars, too, maybe it's a result of the increased solar activity instead of the alleged greenhouse gases.

    nah, it couldn't be a natural thing, the chicken littles wouldn't have anything to squawk about.

  83. Re:I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by ardiri · · Score: 1

    i watched a discovery show once explaining how the moon controls the earths rotation. without the earth, researches suggested that the earth would spin very fast, making life nearly impossible on earth. to add an extra piece of info to the puzzle, they brought up the theory of how the moon was created - by the collision with another planet, and that the moon is actually moving away from us at a few centimeters per year. the further away the moon, the faster the earth will spin. maybe the moon is in the right range for human life forms right now? which could explain why man has only been here a small time in comparison to the earths date line - but, could it also mean our time here is limited? their theory was the earth will spin faster, and, this article has other effects? which one to believe? :)

    i am sure a search on www.discovery.com should bring up something on this topic - its why i ordered cable in the first place :)

  84. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

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  85. Re:Heh by ahde · · Score: 2

    on those days, do the uwary sometimes catch on fire?

  86. Environmental movement by Commienst · · Score: 0

    The environmental movement maintains that science and technology cannot be relied upon to build a safe atomic power plant, to produce a pesticide that is safe, or even bake a loaf of bread that is safe, if that loaf of bread contains chemical preservatives. When it comes to global warming, however, it turns out that there is one area in which the environmental movement displays the most breathtaking confidence in the reliability of science and technology, an area in which, until recently, no one-- even the staunchest supporters of science and technology--had ever thought to assert very much confidence at all. The one thing, the environmental movement holds, that science and technology can do so well that we are entitled to have unlimited confidence in them, is FORECAST THE WEATHER!--for the next one hundred years.

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  87. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... by BlueFall · · Score: 1

    No big deal... we can always have Superman spin the world backwards... or is it forwards?

  88. another thing to watch out for... by supernova87a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Reversal is coming!!! Well, in about 300,000 years, that is.

    For those who aren't familiar with this physical phenomenon, the Earth's magnetic field reverses itself (changes polarity) every 300,000 years or so. Rather quick on a planetary time scale, huh?

    There are lots of geophysicists interested in this field (paleomagnetism) because it requires some sophisticated modeling of how geodynamos work. Take a look: here for supercomputer modeling of the reversal

    I'm not sure which to place my bets on first -- a) the Moon flying away from the Earth, b) the magnetic field reversing, or c) the Earth stopping its spin... Well, ok. It's b). But between a) and c)? I'm not so sure.

    1. Re:another thing to watch out for... by archen · · Score: 1

      the Earth's magnetic field reverses itself(changes polarity) every 300,000 years or so. Rather quick on a planetary time scale, huh?

      Just to point this out so that you're aware, the sun's magnetic field inverts every 8 years or so.

  89. Bring it on.. by joonasl · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Slowing this world down a notch might not be a terribly bad idea..

    And from a nordic perspective global warming might not be that bad either :)

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    "There is a terrorist behind every bush"
    1. Re:Bring it on.. by mDrop · · Score: 1

      Actually, global warming could make scandinavia ever colder. The reason scandinavia is this warm is the golf stream, which brings in warm water masses from south. It's kept alive by two "motors", one in the southern end and one in the northern. When the stream reaches north pole, the ice cools it down and the cold water travels back south in the bottom layer of the atlantic sea.

      If the climate gets warmer and the polar ice starts to melt, the cooling process will eventually slow down, thus decreasing the flow of warm water as the backstream weakens. This will make the golf stream either stop or change course. (something like that, I don't remember the link to the article...) Ofcourse, as the golf stream slows down, the polar regions will get (maybe) colder again, maybe increasing the downstream but restarting the golf stream will take ages and if it alters course, it might never come back.

      This is just a theory among the others and it's hard to proof, but still the effects on global warming might not give us palm trees and hot summers, but the opposite.

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  90. The Heat Death of Slashdot predicted by tftp · · Score: 1, Troll

    A team of professional futurologists established that the popular junk news site "Slashdot" will disappear in a puff of hot air in just 3 million years, or 8076 hours and 77 milliseconds. Researchers base their predictions on the fact that most of recently published articles are not even worthy of tabloids, scream sensationalism, are extremely stupid, and don't deserve reading.

  91. In related news... by Polytechy · · Score: 0

    Terrorists are feared to have contaminated drinking water in many regions around the US. The FBI claims water containing high concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide has been found near Washington DC, Pittsburg, and San Diego. Millions are feared in danger. If you have fallen ill after drinking non-bottled water, you are urged to visit your local doctor for the latest antibiotics.

  92. Mo' money by phagstrom · · Score: 1, Funny

    Days are longer, eh? I will have to use this as argument the next time I have to ask the boss for a raise in pay. :-)

  93. You will be ignored by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 1


    Anyone who tells you that they understand women or the weather is lying or very misguided.

    We do not have, and probably never will, have enough weather and other atmospheric data to predict reliable trends in the weather. There are so many variables involved and so much chaos in the system that a simple curve fit of (man's activity vs. average temp somewhere) over 100 years doesn't mean squat! Reminds me of a couple friends who saw "trends" in the stock market right before losing their shirts.

    1. Re:You will be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But it doesnt mean it wont react relatively predictably to a relatively large input.

      And all this carbon dioxide we are sending up is a pretty large input"

      Umm... that's exactly what it means. Chaos theory states that a chaotic system will have large unpredictable results from a small change in input thus the stereotypical butterfly flapping its wings could theoretically cancel out huge changes like more carbon dioxide.

  94. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by cp99 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you're basing "global warming" off anecdotal evidence, Canberra in Australia (where I live) has just had one of the coolest summers ever. The opposite of your experience. And please, don't try that b-s line on me that "global warming makes the extremes greater", because that's not global warming.

    Err... you are aware that putting more water vapour into the atmosphere "makes the extremes greater". If anecdotal evidence is what we're looking for for, then Canberra's recent heavy rainfall should provide evidence of this.

    But allow me to present the case against the global warming phenomenon.

    1)

    Do you have any evidence (peer-reviewed, of course) for this? Forgive my skeptism, but I would put more weight on the views of the Australian Academy of Sciences, Royal Flemish Academy of Belgium for Sciences and the Arts, Brazilian Academy of Sciences, Royal Society of Canada, Caribbean Academy of Sciences, Chinese Academy of Sciences, French Academy of Sciences, German Academy of Natural Scientists Leopoldina, Indian National Science Academy, Indonesian Academy of Sciences, Royal Irish Academy, Accademia Nazionale dei Lincei (Italy), Academy of Sciences Malaysia, Academy Council of the Royal Society of New Zealand, Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, Turkish Academy of Sciences, and Royal Society (taken from a joint statement made in the journal Science), than the word of a slashdot poster.

    2)

    This point is just wrong. If you had have paid more attention to the link which you posted, you would find a section on measurements of temperture change in the deep sea Southern Ocean.

    3)

    This point ignores that loss of ozone will cause a temperture decrease in the upper atmosphere, and that the satellite data has been reexamined, and found to show a increase in the temperture.

    4)

    Could you please supply a citation for this. I'm interested to see how they seperated out cause and effect. I looked through your supplied link, and didn't see it.

    5)

    Negative feed back mechanisms have been known about for years, plant growth especially. This have been taken into account in the climatical models.

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  95. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by cp99 · · Score: 1

    If we have a less protective ozone, would we be more likely to have extreme global warming/cooling? Less ozone would lead to a very slightly warmer earth (because less UV light would be absorped in the atmosphere, leading to more on the earth's surface), but the effect would be, IMHO, very slight relative to other factors.

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  96. Global Warming is very real ... on Mars by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 2, Informative


    If you want to see an example of weather chaos in action, look at pictures of Mars from last October. A small dust storm grew into a planet-wide dust storm, causing real global warming due to the dust in the atmosphere.

    1. Re:Global Warming is very real ... on Mars by Ernest · · Score: 1

      This would cool the place down. not heat it up.

      Remember the thread of atomic winters ? Dust in the atmosphere stops incomming heat from the sun.

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      Ernest J.W. ter Kuile
  97. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by cp99 · · Score: 1

    Why does the origin of carbon monoxide production make you skeptical of global warming?

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  98. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is called HUMOR. There is a reason that there is an option called "Funny" for mod points. Use them. People who mark parent as "troll" or "offtopic" need to get a life....this is what makes the Slashdot community fun, guys! If you're here for the same-old boring serious crap, go to www.cnn.com!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Commienst · · Score: 0

      Well I have been trolling alot lately, so some moderators looking at my history are probably modding me down for posterity. Also according to the slashdot troll investigation, alot of moderators just mod in a groupthink fashion, which is proven time and time again. This post believe it or not made it as high as 3, then in succession, it started getting negative points.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by james_underscore · · Score: 1

      it wasn't particularly funny, was it?

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      it wasn't particularly funny, was it?

      maybe not, but it was funnier than about 2/3rd's of the stuff that gets marked up as funny 'round here.

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  99. Re:I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by jsprat · · Score: 1

    is more profoundly affected by tidal locking with the moon than fluvial effects.
    Anybody who knew better please comment on this?


    Sure, I'll bite (m-w.com):

    Main Entry: fluvial
    Pronunciation: 'flü-vE-&l
    1 : of, relating to, or living in a stream or river
    2 : produced by the action of a stream

    The article said nothing about rivers or streams... unless I'm misunderstanding your post?

  100. Global Warming Myths by kronstadt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After seeing loads of pseudo-science (on both sides), I took the time several months ago to look at the scientific literature and try to learn about the validity of claims that many laypeople made about global warming. The parent touched on a few of these, and I couldn't resist digging in...

    1) Global temperature is decreasing.

    No. Even the most cursory look into the subject should show this to be false. For an example, check out the graph on this page. Almost all of the literature I have read agrees on this. The debate comes in when you start talking about how much/why/is this natural?

    2) The atmosphere already contains carbon dioxide and needs it in order to keep the Earth warm. Thus, more carbon dioxide is not bad.

    While the atmosphere does contain significant amounts of CO2, the thing to remember is that it needs to maintain a balance. As an analogy, think of your body. If you don't have enough iron, you get sick (e.g. anemia). If you have too much iron, you also get sick.
    One of the biggest sources of natural atmospheric CO2 is plant matter. At the end of the 19th century, human CO2 emissions were comparable to global plant matter emissions (~150 MMt). By the end of the 20th century, human emissions were 40 times greater than the plant CO2 emissions. You can check this up at the CDIAC site.

    3) Global temperature increases can be explained by volcanic emissions.

    Also not the case. In fact, one of the landmark papers (Mass, Portman 1989) actually showed that the net effect of each of the several largest 20th century volcanic eruptions was a decrease in global temperature. The reason for this is that, while volcanos do put significant amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere, they also release substantial quantities of particulate matter (e.g. ash). The effect of the latter is to decrease the net amount of sunlight reaching the Earth's surface.

    4) Global warming can be explained via sun spots, orbit variations (Earth and/or lunar), etc.

    I was unable to find very much evidence of this in the literature. I was, however, able to find a significant amount of "pop sci" articles supporting these theories.

    The general consensus is that scientists do not know enough to fully evaluate the problem, but that humans do have a measurable effect on the atmosphere. The scientific side of the debate centers around the size of this effect, and whether or not it is significant. The atmosphere is incredibly complex, and we may never be able to fully describe it. To me, this appears to be as good an argument in favor of reducing emissions as any other.

    On a side note, I found the following to be generally true of articles/papers about global warming: The "seriousness" and scientific legitimacy of such an article are inversely proportional to the concreteness of the claims. Papers claiming that "global warming is just a myth", that "global warming can be explained by some never-before-heard theory", or that "global warming is already upon us and will put most of the Earth's land underwater in the next few years" almost never appear in peer-reviewed scientific journals, while papers claiming that "we really don't know enough yet to make firm conclusions" almost never appear in pop sci magazines.

    1. Re:Global Warming Myths by kronstadt · · Score: 1

      Doh..

      One of the biggest sources of natural atmospheric CO2 is plant matter. At the end of the 19th century, human CO2 emissions were comparable to global plant matter emissions (~150 MMt). By the end of the 20th century, human emissions were 40 times greater than the plant CO2 emissions.

      This statement should read something more like:

      One of the biggest sinks for natural atmospheric CO2 is plant matter. At the end of the 19th century, human CO2 emissions were comparable to global plant CO2 intake (~150 MMt). By the end of the 20th century, human emissions were 40 times greater than the plant CO2 intake.

    2. Re:Global Warming Myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up! I mean somebody actually is doing thinking here!

    3. Re:Global Warming Myths by Dwonis · · Score: 2

      Regarding those who say that global warming is bunk, Didn't somebody take a sample of the ice in a glacier somewhere (it was either Greenland or Antarctica) that conclusively showed that global temperatures are much higher than they ever were over the last 5000 years?

    4. Re:Global Warming Myths by geekoid · · Score: 2

      all of which ignores the fact that something is causeing ozone depletion, and if we don't stop it, we can kiss it all good-bye.
      alarmist? no. the effects of the ozone depletion are visable. recently, the pole grew big enough to touck a contenant with livestock, cancer rates on livestock went through the roof.
      plants die. plankton, dies. the poles are melting faster then we've ever scene, or measured. Polar bears ares tarving to dath because fish are decreaseing.

      If the algea in the oceans die, we die.

      We need to figure something out, quickly. we neeed to discover how much of it is from mans impact, thats for sure, but we need to do something.

      --
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  101. How things change with time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm old enough that I remember when I was in gradeschool, everyone was worried about the next ice age coming. Seriously! The scientists of the day concluded that all the pollution was blocking the sunlight and making the climate colder. To back up their theroy, they produced evidence of a decrease in temperature over some short period. Later, I learned in school about the 22 year solar cycle that affects the climate here on Sol-3 (and causes the 11 year sunspot cycle at each peak).

    I haven't yet been convinced that Global Warming even exists. It's going to take a much larger and more accurate sample of worldwide temperatures to convince me.

    A.C.

    1. Re:How things change with time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I haven't yet been convinced that Global Warming even exists.

      Well you haven't been paying much attention, have you. There has been a statistically significant increase in mean global temparature over the last decade, so global warming exists. The question is, will that trend continue.

  102. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by kronstadt · · Score: 1

    2. Furthermore, land covers only 1/3 of the earth's surface. The other 2/3 is the ocean. Funnily enough, scientists haven't measured the temperature of the ocean over the past 100 years - there are generally only temperature stations located on the land.

    Uhhh...they have buoys in the ocean (as well as blimps, satellites, etc).

    3. NASA satellites (which have been measuring the temperature of one of the atmospheres of the planet - I forget it's name, but it's about 1km above the surface of the planet) shows that the planet has actually been cooling down since the records have recorded. How is it that the planet has been warming up yet the atmosphere cooling down? And remember, these statistics are taken for the entire planet, not just the area over which is land.

    Apparently NASA is not aware of this. Funny thing is, their researchers believe the opposite.

  103. you should stop listening to Rush by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you actually read the two out of 300 stories you would know that the shooter stopped because he ran out of bullets, and not because some other kids were pointing guns at him. In fact he was so unfazed that he punched some one while those kids were pointing guns at him. In the end he had to be tackled. So there you have it. And i repeat dont listen to rush he lies to you.

    1. Re:you should stop listening to Rush by Malcontent · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      People like him can not think on their own. Rush is their god and whatever he says must be true.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

  104. So you show a study of Vermont by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    to prove that the world's forests are increasing.

    Do you see the problem in that?

    1. Re:So you show a study of Vermont by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's the problem??? you mean there's a world outside of vermont? no there can't ...

  105. What about Sol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if we ADD energy to the system (sun) and INCREASE the rotation of the fluid parts of our planet (air) we slow things down....

    Somehow I don't think so. They seem to be treating this as a closed system with the air borrowing energy from the earth. The reverse is true!

  106. a system may be very chaotic by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But it doesnt mean it wont react relatively predictably to a relatively large input.

    And all this carbon dioxide we are sending up is a pretty large input.

  107. Wow you have uncovered some conspiracy by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    Apparently all the prominent scientists in the world including most of the alive noble laureates in the physical sciences are in some kind of a conspiracy to create meadia and political hype.

  108. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by LadyLucky · · Score: 4, Informative
    OK, I'll bite.,

    While yes, most claims over global warming and the like are vastly exaggerated, some of what you say is not strictly correct.

    1. Not sure. One thing I do know in the time I have spent doing atmospheric physics is that people are smarter than that. Temperature data is FAR FAR FAR more than a few thermometers in cities

    2. There is an experiment called ATOC which has been doing just that for several decades. While this mightnt yet be long enough, the trend seen so far is for warming.

    3. This is no longer correct. The satellite data to which you refer has more recently been analysed, and shows a warming effect. I believe the effect that was ignored was the spiralling in of the satellites over time, but im not sure.

    4. Eh? millions of years? and you can see a cause and effect? What's more, your next point contradicts this one. CO2 and water are known greenhouse gasses. Even mars is warmed by a few degrees by its atmosphere.

    5. Yes, there is a known dampening effect on greenhouse gasses. The other one is the warmer it is, the faster C02 dissolves in the ocean, leaching out as rock.

    --
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  109. The Slashdot Effect by Tokerat · · Score: 1
    We actually /.ed the earth...

    That's one small step for man...

    --
    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  110. Michael Moorcock story on this theme by Yarn · · Score: 2

    The world has stopped, people live in endless sunshine. But the endless sun causes infertility etc, so one person from the twilight area goes into the dark side to find this mad scientist and get him to turn the world.

    In the end the scientist does turn the world, by 180 degrees and stops.

    The moral is: when talking with scientists, be precise.

    --
    -Yarn - Rio Karma: Excellent
  111. Err... so what?? by dcunning · · Score: 1

    Global warming sucks for many reasons (the warming part being the major one :->) but I think we have nothing to worry about from this effect.

    Okay, time for some (EXTREMELY) rough figurin':

    The Earch is 6,378,136 meters in radius (equitorial radius... ja, ja, it's something like 10 or 20 km less from pole to pole, but bear with me.)

    On a perfectly clear day, with the sun directly overhead, insolation dumps about 1000 W/m^2 on the earth.

    Given these two facts (someone please check my math/logic):

    Surface area of the earth is approx 1.278E14 m^2

    Given that half of the planet is illuminated at any time, and assuming (enter truly massive error margin) for the sake of argument that the entire half is recieving full insolation, that means that the total energy striking the earth over 24 hours is:

    5.52E21 Watts.
    (Damn!)

    So, if the day is 1/10,000 of a second longer, we take on an additional 6.39E12 Watts.
    (Damn again!)

    However, looking at it from percentages:

    6.39E12/5.52E21 = 1.15E-9 or about 1.2E-7 of one percent.

    I think we can safely say this will not cause a noticible positive feedback for some time :-)

    1. Re:Err... so what?? by nickco3 · · Score: 1

      > Given that half of the planet is illuminated at any time,
      > and assuming (enter truly massive error margin) for the
      > sake of argument that the entire half is recieving full
      > insolation, that means that the total energy striking the
      > earth over 24 hours is:

      > 5.52E21 Watts.
      > (Damn!)

      > So, if the day is 1/10,000 of a second longer, we take
      > on an additional 6.39E12 Watts.

      Except - the night time is longer, too. So net change is ... wait for it - ZERO!

      --
      -- Nick "Hallo this is Beel Gates, und I pronounce weendows as ... WEENdows"
    2. Re:Err... so what?? by dcunning · · Score: 1

      No... not at all. The amount of energy PER DAY is not "net zero" but would actually be greater.

      It's not as if during the night time all energy gained during the day time is lost (god help all life on earth if it was!!)

    3. Re:Err... so what?? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      It's not as if during the night time all energy gained during the day time is lost

      No, but if the night lasts 1/10,000 of a second longer, we loose out on 6.39e12 W (using your calculation.)

      --
      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
  112. Advertising Industry by dxkelly · · Score: 1

    They'll love this. Soon they'll be build up enough time to fit in another car commercial. :-)

  113. Tapping Asian Oil by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2

    I, for one, think the policy of dependance on foreign oil is a good thing. One day, oil will run low. Would you rather be asking for foreign oil now, or in 30~50 years? It may seem harsh, but at that time, we can tell OPEC to kiss our asses and leave the Middle East to the religous zealots.

    --
    I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    1. Re:Tapping Asian Oil by RKloti · · Score: 1

      I personally hope that in fifty years time, that the West will not need oil *at all*, presuming the West will still exist then (perhaps Asia and Africa will become more prosperous?). By than we should have perfected electric cars, and we should seriously consider another fuel for aviation, perhaps H2, if we even need to use combustion engines at all. (lightcraft sound cool)

      I strongly dislike the doom-and-gloom technophobists, but elimitiating emissions from cars would make living in a city much easier on the lungs. It could also be very convenient - imagine being able to recharge your batteries on the road.

      OTOH, in 50 years time we might have fusion or something even more exotic (SPS?), which would enable to use just about as much power as we like without worrying too much about the consequences.

    2. Re:Tapping Asian Oil by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2

      While it is nice to think that in 50 years we will all have flying, hydrogen-powered cars, you must attempt to preserve the resources you KNOW to be valueable.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
  114. Massive anti-petition that... by MosesJones · · Score: 1, Flamebait


    http://www.oism.org/pproject/s33p403.htm

    IS INDEXED BY STATE. Isn't this a big enough hint ? So the UN, EU, Japan and every other nation on planet earth says that Global Warming Exists.

    But the worlds largest polluter says that it doesn't.

    Hint: Slobodan Milosevic says he is innocent too.....

    --
    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:Massive anti-petition that... by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 0, Troll

      Great, next you'll be saying that because all of the respected sources say that the world is flat, that it must be true////

    2. Re:Massive anti-petition that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything, that takes away from your point. If there were only a few, then it might be believable, but it is obvious that any 'scientist' could sign that. Why would the opinion of a biologist or physisist be valid, if they have an opinion it is almost certainly political.
      Heres a good opinion from someone with actual qualifications, respected in his field.
      http://www.cato.org/pubs/regulation/reg15n2g.htm l

      Then there is the old test to see if someone has been to univeristy. If they have blind repsect for a doctorial degree, then they obviously haven't.
      http://www.cato.org/pubs/regulation/reg15n2g.htm l

      The kyoto agreement is terribly flawed. It gives enough exceptions that it can gain the support of most of the world, only hurting Canada, Australia and the US. But with its fake power given by the third word countries who signed, but don't have to follow it, it puts pressure on these countries to sign it even though it does not help them.

  115. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 1

    OK - no more anecdotes. Here are some facts
    http://www.earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/Na sa News/2002/200201317366.html

    Tropical cloudiness decreased during the 1990s, and "greenhouse scientists" are at a loss as to why.

    Orthodox greenhouse industry theory says - CO2 warms the oceans, which causes more evaporation, which puts more water vapour (the dominant greenhouse gas) into the atmosphere, and more clouds. (John Daly's words) Yet - there are less clouds, aren't there?

    1)
    You may put weight where you like. The problem is, that most of the advertised work of many of these scientists is only the doom and gloom stuff. Which is why during the 1970s and 1980s, many of these scientific climatic organisations (especially American ones) are on the record as warning that the earth was about to go into another ice age.

    To think that all the scientists are in agreement is absolutely untrue, though that may be the impression you get from the media. That "the world is going to be ok" doesn't really make headlines.

    Try this for size
    http://canberra.yourguide.com.au/detail.asp?clas s= your%20say&subclass=general&category=columnists%20 analysis&story_id=22575

    Just another sceptics point of view. What's accepted for fact is often extremely doubtful.

    Perhaps it's me, but it seems the only people that are objecting to the science are the ones whose incomes don't depend on it.

    2)
    Yes, there have been some deep sea buoys measuring temperature. But they're not included in the overall pattern that is presented when climate change is looked at, as is the case with the hundreds of weather stations around the world - because they're not surface temperatures. Just like temperatures from under the earths surface are not taken.

    There are only two readings across time in this deep sea experiment - one in the 1950s, and one more recently. The problem with that, as any grade 10 student could tell you - what happens if either of those two years were anomalous? What happens if 195x was really cold, and 200x was really hot?

    And who's to say that the reading from the 1950s was at all accurate anyway? The temperature was taken between 700 and 1100 metres down!

    Regardless - back to the point, this is research done in isolation from general climate research, the statistics do not go towards station records that collect climate figures.

    3)
    My mistake, not NASA, NOAA. Getting my Govt agencies mixed up
    Try these links, they're from Daly's page, if you doubt their authenticity I suggest you contact him
    http://www.vision.net.au/~daly/nasa.gif
    http://www.vision.net.au/~daly/nasa-ann.gif

    I'd certainly like to see some of your links to suggest that satellite data has been re-examined. I never heard anything about it. Regardless, I wonder who/how re-examined it to prove it's suddenly got warmer. I'm skeptical.

    4)
    I don't have the link to hand, I can only promise you I read it somewhere authorative. I will see if I can dig it out, and if I can I will post it. Daly himself may know - perhaps email him?

    5)
    Yet all the models are revised year after year. Some up, some down. And remember, most weather bureaus can't accurately forecast a few days in advance. Let alone years.

    -- james

  116. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 1

    A bit more on the urban heat island
    http://wwwghcc.msfc.nasa.gov/urban/

    It does exist, and you'd be amazed at how many weather stations are established in major cities.

    -- james

  117. ...a snowball effect? by quintessent · · Score: 2

    No, that would be cooling the Earth...

  118. so what happens when the planet stops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So will the planet come to a complete stop, or would it start to rotate in reverse?

  119. The planet is already doomed, so who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The global warming is going to develop into a snowball effect anyway and it's too late to stop that.

    There's lot of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gasses bound in various things, like fossil fuels, the vegetation, everything humans have built of wood, under arctic permafrost, in the bottoms of the oceans... When temperatures go up even a little, these bound gasses start being released more, increasing temperature, thus increasing their release... The processes that consume these gasses can't keep up. Snowball effect. Game over man.

    And don't forget that sun is getting hotter slowly but steadily, it's now quite a bit hotter than when Earth was formed, and it's life that has been keeping Earth habitable and biosphere balanced. If this life takes too much damage, balance is broken and there won't be a 2nd chance for Earth...

    Well, I suppose we have in our power to create a nuclear winter, so maybe technology can save us... But it won't be a very pleasant world for a while after that. I just hope I won't be living to see that.

  120. I got some ice cream by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 1

    Can you see where global warming is leading, soon the world will be run by ice cream cartels...

  121. Global Warming by aCC · · Score: 1

    Come on people. Relax.

    Fact 1: The average world temperature is rising. So, yes, there is a global warming.
    Fact 2: This happened a lot of times in the past (talking of million years) without human interaction (same for cooling down). Humans might make it faster, slower or have no great effect. There is no prove yet.
    Fact 3: There are abundant theories about how this makes the world hotter and counter-theories about how this will make the world cooler (keyword: iceage).
    Fact 4: Nobody knows. Everybody just has theories based on very little data compared to the complex working of world climate.

    And "global warming is slowing down earth rotation" is complete bullcrap IMHO. How do you want to prove that with this little data (we all know the world is slowing down anyway).

    1. Re:Global Warming by polar+red · · Score: 0

      Yes, nobody knows. Lets just keep polluting then ?

      --
      Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
  122. ice cores by tkwire · · Score: 1

    I read an article in the New Yorker recently that discussed the Greenland Ice Core project. It mentioned that global climates are cyclical and during one decade the average temperature changed something like 15 degrees F -- in one decade. According to the sources quoted (I read this over about a month ago), the global weather patterns change dramatically every 10,000 years or so (I think my memory is accurate, but it might not be) and we're near that 10,000 year mark. This gives a different view of "global warming."

  123. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    3. NASA satellites (which have been measuring the temperature of one of the atmospheres of the planet - I forget it's name, but it's about 1km above the surface of the planet) shows that the planet has actually been cooling down since the records have recorded. How is it that the planet has been warming up yet the atmosphere cooling down? And remember, these statistics are taken for the entire planet, not just the area over which is land.

    any sattelite orbiting at an altitude of 1Km would be a wild fireball that would either last 3 seconds and then cease to exist or cause thousands of UFO sightings and cause accidents with aircraft.

    I have been above 1Km at least 60 times in my life (a private aircraft, single prop without a pressurized cabin can get to 2km easily. and I can positively say that there are NO sattelites at that altitude...

    Oh and weather balloons, hang aroud 30-50Km high.

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  124. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 1

    umm, re-read the post. The satellite has been measuring the temperature of one of the atomospheres (there are multiple, I forget all their names, but stratosphere would be an example). The atmosphere that I am referring to is about 1km up. Not the satellite ;)

    -- james

  125. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that is one comment that deserves +5. Unlike most of the rants here you seem to have taken your time to get some facts straight.

  126. My bad by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The Oregon Institute's "petition" is a hoax. The names are largely made-up. I recall Captain Kangeroo being among their number. The OISM is run from a small warehouse in rural Oregon. Their scientific credibility is on a par with the Flat Earth Society.

    *laugh*

    That will teach me to do a quick link search! (Although to be fair, I haven't really researched your claims either). I don't doubt that there are are people in the "global-warming-is-bunk" camp that have political agendas; for that matter many people in the "humans cause-global warming camp" have a pretty clear political agenda too. In my defense, please note the times on my varrious posts over the past few weeks (and frequent refferences to coffee); we've got a new son, & I've been hopping on while rocking him between diaper changes,, etc. at pretty much random times (read: not enough sleep).

    So I will back down to a few statements I know first hand to be correct, and not try to back anything with potentially tainted links:

    I don't recall hearing about the pettition until the first poster mentioned it; based on that, I just did a quick google & posted what I found. My bad. I have seen the long term (>1000 year) climate data, and it is noisy. I worked briefly with someone (him in the field, me on the computer) who was trying to correlate data from varrious locations, and the correlations they found (to distinguish global from local) was about as good as it is at present. The noisy climate record isn't a consequence of our ignorance. Against this background, the size of the signal claimed for global warming is absurdly small (cf the day length change posited in the article here, vs, the change due to tidal forces, etc.). I'm not an industry flack, fundumentallist, etc. of any stripe, and I am also not a climate expert. I was a botany major for a while, (w. a 4.0 GPA), but then I was also a math major, a physics major, and several others. The main limiting factor for most plants is CO2 supply. The only reason we have the atmosphere we do (almost no carbon, lots of oxygen) even though we started out with a carbon-heavy atmosphere is that the plants sucked down every scrap they could get their grubby little leaves on. As one on my professors put it, "dumping CO2 into the attmosphere is like throwing money off a building in New York City: you might change the local environment some, but if you expect it to accumulate and block up the street, you're dreaming." In the 1960s, the more vocal global warming advocates were asserting that, by 2000, the earth would be uninhabitalbly hot. They keep shifting the claims, but it always amounts to "dire things will happen ~40 years from now unless you do what we say now, without wasting time on study or debate." This has biased me against them. The people I have personally met who have felt most strongly about global warming seem to 1) fear and resent "technology", and 2) have a burning desire to believe that what they do makes a difference in the big picture. This is pretty easy to test if you bait them with "I heard about an article that may have claimed..." and see which silly statements they will accept & which ones they reject. It's my conclusion that the reason the "people are changing the Earth's climate" story sells so well (along with nonsense like "cut the plastic tabs on your six packs to save the dolphins") has much more to do with a fear of insignificance and a need for "redemtion" than with anything rational. And yes, I do see the analogy with my quick acceptence of the pettition, despite the fact that I don't trust "Discovery" and I don't trust "Science-by-pettition"--I suspect I am swayed by my pro-technology/on-the-galactic-scale-humans-are-in significant bias.
    Better?

    -- MarkusQ

    1. Re:My bad by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      The main limiting factor for most plants is CO2 supply.

      I find it hard to believe that you studied botany. CO2 is not the main limiting factor in almost any system on this planet. There are exceptions in some systems, but overwhelmingly, usable nitrogen is the limiting factor. If CO2 were a limiting factor, it would be in short demand, but it's in great excess. I'm not sure what you NY money analogy is meant to convey, but CO2 is very readily available at the elevations in the atmosphere where it's required. N and P on the otherhand, are in demand, and usually not in great surplus. This is very easy to support, experimentally in your own home. The idea that CO2 is a limiting factor for most ecosystems is laughable.

      That's really the only point that's refutable; all else are based in subjectivity.

      --

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    2. Re:My bad by MarkusQ · · Score: 2
      Rather than typing in material from my old text books, I did a quick search for similar text on the web (risky, I know, since some of the sites I cite might turn out to be funded by Republicans (*smile*)):

      Most of our conventional crops, including rice and wheat, assimilate atmospheric CO2 by the C3 pathway of photosynthesis, which takes place in the mesophyll cells of leaves. Photosynthetically, these plants are underachievers because, on the one hand, they assimilate atmospheric CO2 into sugars but, on the other hand, part of the potential for sugar production is lost by respiration in daylight, releasing CO2 into the atmosphere, a wasteful process termed photorespiration. This is due to the dual function of the key photosynthetic enzyme, ribulose 1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase/oxygenase (Rubisco). High CO2 favors the carboxylase reaction and thus net photosynthesis; whereas high O2 promotes the oxygenase reaction leading to photorespiration. When plants first evolved, photorespiration was not a problem because the atmosphere then was high in CO2 and low in O2. As a byproduct of photosynthesis, O2 accumulated in the atmosphere and reached the present level a million years ago. Current atmospheric CO2 levels limit photosynthesis in C3 plants. Furthermore, photorespiration reduces net carbon gain and productivity of C3 plants by as much as 40%. This renders C3 plants less competitive in certain environments. In contrast, with some modifications in leaf anatomy, some tropical species (e.g., maize and sugarcane) have evolved a biochemical "CO2 pump," the C4 pathway of photosynthesis, to concentrate atmospheric CO2 in the leaf and thus overcome photorespiration. Therefore, C4 plants exhibit many desirable agronomic traits: high rate of photosynthesis, fast growth, and high efficiency in water and mineral use.

      ...and:

      CO2 enrichment can also affect plant communities directly. For many plant species, increased CO2 concentrations lead to increased rates of net photosynthesis and improved water-use efficiency, resulting in larger plants. This effect is greatest in C3 plants and is typically small or negligible in C4 plants. Where plant communities consist of both C3 and C4 species, the different responses of these two groups can lead to changes in plant community composition over time.

      Finally, IIRC, most of the biomass is C3 plants.

      -- MarkusQ

    3. Re:My bad by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
      The Oregon Institute's "petition" is a hoax. The names are largely made-up. I recall Captain Kangeroo being among their number.

      The names weren't "largely made up". Rather, once the petition started collecting enough names of real scientists that it was worth taking notice of, environmental activists trying to discredit the petition deliberately submitted a few phony names which have since been removed. According to this source:

      When the Oregon Petition first circulated, in fact, environmental activists successfully added the names of several fictional characters and celebrities to the list, including John Grisham, Michael J. Fox, Drs. Frank Burns, B. J. Honeycutt, and Benjamin Pierce (from the TV show M*A*S*H), an individual by the name of "Dr. Red Wine," and Geraldine Halliwell, formerly known as pop singer Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls. Halliwell's field of scientific specialization was listed as "biology." (emphasis added)

      It is pretty unlikely that the funny names were put there by people who favored the petition.

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  127. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he quoted it... the way you wrote the sentence clearly states that the sattelite is 1km up.

    it was your syntaxical error that caused the confusion.

  128. Climate changes vs plate tectonics by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 1
    "the climate has changed dramatically enough to put dinosaur fossils on Antarctica, evidence of undersea life on top of Mt. Everest"

    I thought "oceanic crust preserved in the southern Tibetan plateau" and Antarctica previously being nearer the equator and moving south was due to plate tectonics; but what do I know - I'm a wacko who thinks destroying our only habitat for short term financial gain is insane, and that 7th generational thinking is a good thing...

    1. Re:Climate changes vs plate tectonics by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1
      due to plate tectonics

      Excluding pate tectonics from a discussion of world climate would be valid only if tectonics were "finished" moving continents around. Tectonics still occur, therefore, they are a part of world climate.

      Tectonics were also not a factor in the glacier-caused foothills I now behold outside my window in the Southern Appalachian mountains. Borrowing from the local vernacular, we ain't seen no glaciers in these parts for a while now. point - if global warming is occurring, it's been doing so since the last ice age.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not urinating in your ecological corn flakes out of a desire to belittle environmental concerns, but rather out of a desire to belittle humans in general and their outrageous esteem for their own knowledge in particular. Science has a very poor history regarding that which is later found to be absurd. My contribution to science is to make sure things like the four humors aren't forgotten.

  129. I thought it was the moon? by linuxrunner · · Score: 2

    I watched a big report on the slowing of the earth and the moon...
    Sorry no links to back this up, but hear me out...

    The moon is what causes our rise and fall (wax and wain) of the tides. This same effect is acting as a big break on the earths spinning.
    In a sense, the earth is slowing down at a miniscule faction of a second a day.
    In recongnizable terms, it said that the earth will be 26 hours a day in 20 million years and 28 in 40 or 50 million years.

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  130. global warming and the last ice age (a few facts) by lmaali · · Score: 1

    Yes, of course. That's generally what happens as you leave an ice age.

    Few scientists would disagree (myself included) that the average temperature of the earth is increasing, but it is in the milliKelvin/decade range and is not the explanation for the warm winter this year. Sorry, but those are the facts.

    To say that humans are the cause of this has not been proven (and begs the question). Rather, the data suggest that we are *precisely* in line with a cycle of ice ages that has been going on for billions of years. Such data comes from examining strata in core samples taken from the ocean floor at various places around the world.

    You're entitled to your own opinion, but you're not entitled to your own facts...

    -Mike-

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  131. You're assuming it's linear by Dusty+Chalk · · Score: 1

    What if the rate of deceleration is increasing? Then we're screwed in...alright, still probably nothing to get too excited about... I wonder if dinosaurs had shorter days, say 23.99999 hour days?

    1. Re:You're assuming it's linear by chas7926 · · Score: 1

      Only if the sun has an Intel Processor!

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    2. Re:You're assuming it's linear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you that wasn't meant to be funny.

    3. Re:You're assuming it's linear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/you//

  132. The scientists would disagree by CausticPuppy · · Score: 2

    But the truth of the matter is, the vast, VAST majority of the world's scientists overwhelmingly agree that Global Warming is very real and poses a significant threat to our ecosystem and our way of life.

    The "vast, VAST majority" of the world's scientists apparently were pretty upset that somebody was speaking for them, which is probably a reason that a rather large number of them signed this petition. I suppose the thousands of PhD's listed there all work for oil companies?

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  133. Re:The study || MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like facts are against what slashdot stands for...

  134. Is this supposed to be humorous?? by alta · · Score: 1

    I mean come on, creation of the matrix, 2025... the orgazmitron?

    I don't really see these happening.

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  135. Let the courts decide by vittal · · Score: 1

    http://sidsnet.org/cgi-bin/dnewsweb?cmd=article&gr oup=sidsnet.climate.newswire&item=547

    As with most things these days, its possible the global warming debate will wind up in the courts.

    *sigh*
    (my 2p - regardless of whether chopping down forests warms the world or not, it is probably a major reason for the current extinction rate estimated at being 40 times the the normal background rate (40 times is one of the more conservative estimates - some estimates range up to 1000 times))

  136. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by phloydde1 · · Score: 1

    Ok,
    Even if your arguments are valid one thing to remember is that even if the pollution is not having an effect on global warming, it sure as the hell is on humans - think asthma rates in L.A and other smog zones.

    Also think on how long term pollution is effecting the enviroment (think acid rain and polluted ground water). Now I ask, even if your argument against global warming is valid, is there still no reason to cut back on the amount of pollution we throw up into the air everyday?

    The best way to win an argument is to debate on both sides.

  137. What is time anyway? by ramdac · · Score: 1

    Who are we to say cesium is the correct standard for time? How do we know time is, for lack of a better word, absolute.

    What if "time", and the distance between a second wasn't absolute? What if it all was actually a variable of many different things?

    What if the time continuum hinged on many different factors, thus propelling us into a continually confusing time period?

    Who's to say we're right, and who's to say we're wrong.

  138. Amendment by Commienst · · Score: 0, Redundant
    If you go to this new thread, I adapted the post to this story. I added:

    A.D. 2001: World slows and starts warming.

    A.D. 2050: World is now going so slow its orbit is reversed.

    A.D. 2040: World is going backwards in time now because of the reveresal. Time from now on will repeat the past.

    A.D. 2030: Repeat of A.D. 2030.

    Etc.,etc. After this the World gets real boring, nothing but a cycle of reruns!

    A.D./B.C.???(Date Unkown) God after the torture of watching nothing but reruns of the World writes an 11th Commandment, and then kills himself.

    11th Commandment
    I know my son Commienst has trolled much in the past, and that this post is redundant, but he has decided to repost it now that it is rendered more hilarious and ontopic. His karma as of 2/18/01 at 4:55 AM is -4, it is my last commandment that he be rectituded, before my death. Mod this up, ye faithful, IT IS MY FINAL COMMANDMENT.


    I did not add much, but you should mod the thread up, so new people can see the better version, instead of reading the one you originally read.

    By the way, I have the post saved on my hd, but not the whole thread. Here is what I did not paste:

    "HISTORY OF THE WORLD (Score:5, Funny)

    by Yu Suzuki (dural@doramail.com) on Tuesday May 23, @09:27PM CDT"

    Yu Suzuki, is the guy who made Shenmue. He is really fucking funny if you read through his posts, you can tell it was him who wrote it. Jraxis just fucking pasted it. I do not know why you think he wrote the original. Jraxis is remarkably unfunny.

    I cannot find the original thread, slashdot has such a shitty search. If you read Yu'sother posts you can surmise that he wrote it, originally.

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  139. Oh yeah, that must be it. by errxn · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Rush is a "liar", so I guess that those ELF freaks didn't really cause all that damage. I guess that guy didn't really plead the fifth. Funny, though, how I watched him do it on TV.

    The arrogant hypocrisy is astounding, to say the least. These ELF people claim to be so righteous when it comes to the environment, but what do they do? Pollute! That's right-just what the hell do you think burning a large ski resort to the ground produces? Lots and lots and lots of smoke, which goes in the air and contributes to pollution. But, I guess it's okay, since after all, they're just "thinking globally and acting locally". What a friggin' crock.

    But, of course, it's all because Rush is a liar, right? Give me a break. And upsize it, please.

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  140. Oh boy, here we go again... by errxn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    microsecond: The period of time that elapses between the event of a leftist performing the "global warming" routine and another leftist performing the "blame Bush" (or some other non-leftist) routine.

    <yawn>

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    1. Re:Oh boy, here we go again... by danbeck · · Score: 1

      LOL... wish they would come up with something more creative. Waahhh.. Bush is responsible for [horrible evil] in our country!

  141. Re:I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by xhawk · · Score: 1

    there was an article on slashdot last year that stated the earths rotational speed was increasing because of the dams we've built that change the center of gravity of the earth. so maybe things will balence out :)
    or maybe we worry too much...

  142. 1920 by Fjord · · Score: 1

    I knew the 1920 response was familiar. That's a dittohead response to deforestation, both picking a low point in forestation and "[ignoring] the fact that much of today's forests are single-species tree farms, as opposed to natural old-growth forests which support diverse ecosystems".

    And that is deforestation. A homogenous set of trees is not the same as a forest.

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  143. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't informative or insightful, this is just scary. And the really fucking frightening thing is that I don't think you are a troll, but positively believe every word you posted.

    The fact that you've been brainwashed is no excuse, we'll have to defend ourselves against the likes of you. But since you ignore and twist the facts this hardcore, kick and scream, words might not suffice. This isn't a personal threat, but merely a general observation about society.

  144. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  145. Newton's gravity is more usefull. by andaru · · Score: 1
    I agree. Whether or not Einstein's gravity is more accurate, to the common man Newton's gravity is more usefull. And Einstein's gravity model is probably not the ultimate truth either, it is just a model which more accurately fits the evidence at hand.

    My point was that often things which seem absurd turn out to be true (or at least potentially closer to the truth). There was a time that Newton's gravity model was considered to be the unquestionable truth. Now we are not so sure. There was also a point when it was the unquestionable truth that matter could not travel between point A and point B without passing through a contiguous line of points in between. Now, thanks to quantum mechanics and tunneling, we are not so sure. If we reject something as being absurd because it is inconsistent with things that we "know" to be true, we are favoring our assumptions over the evidence.

    Each time we think that we have "proven" the "truth" about something, our certainty should be a warning to us that we are making assumptions which will probably eventually turn out to be invalid. If we think that we may have a model which more accurately represents our observations then we will have a better chance of breaking our minds out of that model when a new, more accurate one comes along.

    Science as a field of discovery is a bit different than science for real-world applications. The applied scientist favors the simple, less accurate model because it is easier to use and gives the same result in a real-world situation ("it don't take a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows"). The research scientist who is seeking the ultimate truth favors a process of constantly updating, refining, and maybe completely redesigning the model in order to account for every bit of observable evidence, no matter how minor its effect on the result.

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    1. Re:Newton's gravity is more usefull. by ahde · · Score: 2

      don't always get change, but I was just being pedantic

  146. Rotation is not relative by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    It amazes me how scientists forget relativity so easily and quickly. this supposed slowing of the planetary rotation is in relation to what?

    Although I doubt that we could measure such a slight change in speed, I would remind you that rotation is not relative. For one thing, objects at the surface must accelerate inward at the rate of (IIRC) r*v^2, where v is the angular velocity in radians/unit time and r is the radius of the planet, and acceleration cannot be relative because it implies force, which we call centrifugal force.

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    1. Re:Rotation is not relative by Dwonis · · Score: 2

      *Cough* Centrifugal force doesn't exist.

  147. Plant intake vs. output from decomposition by andaru · · Score: 1
    I think that the poster is referring to the CO2 emitted by decomposing plant matter, not the CO2 intake from living plant respiration.

    I think that by definition, plant CO2 intake from living plants should roughly equal the CO2 emitted from decomposing plant material (ignoring any gain or reduction in the quantity of living plant matter now vs. the quantity of living plant matter which existed when the plants which are decomposing now were still alive), so both statements may be accurate.

    This is the idea behind biomass. When you burn biomass (assuming the biomass was grown in one season) you release no more CO2 into the air than was consumed by said biomass in the previous growing season.

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  148. Better safe than sorry by phossie · · Score: 1

    While the evidence is not all there, and not all of the complex processes involved are understood, I think it makes sense to follow whichever practice seems to have the lesser impact on our environment. In other words, regardless of the correctness of their assumptions, the environmentalists are pursuing a "least-bad" approach - it is not likely that following environmentally careful practices will cause some great harm.

    There's just no good argument against the "what if" of trying to find better ways to do things in the face of the *possibility* of a problem this difficult to handle.

    Basically, even if "on-the-galactic-scale-humans-are-insignificant", on the human scale we're *very* significant, and that scale includes our environment, which includes a lot of other systems. We don't understand them fully. We won't for a while, at least. We need to keep working on it, and it seems wise to *avoid jumping to conclusions*, no matter which side those conclusions are on. If we maintain a healthy skepticism, then we should be able to maintain a cautious interaction with our ecology / resources.

    Whatever you do, don't judge the rationality of a way of thinking on the basis of a bunch of irrational slogan-slingers... in any debate.

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    1. Re:Better safe than sorry by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
      In other words, regardless of the correctness of their assumptions, the environmentalists are pursuing a "least-bad" approach - it is not likely that following environmentally careful practices will cause some great harm. If we maintain a healthy skepticism, then we should be able to maintain a cautious interaction with our ecology / resources. Whatever you do, don't judge the rationality of a way of thinking on the basis of a bunch of irrational slogan-slingers... in any debate.

      I agree, with the caveat that anyone who shouts something of the form "the sky is following, no time to question, everyone must do as I say or we are doomed!" instantly triggers my skepticism. In that case, I take "better safe than sorry" to mean "distrust them and doubt their position intently."

      -- MarkusQ

  149. Re:What news have you been watching??? by whjwhj · · Score: 2

    I don't troll. Never have.

    You make a good point. Scary stuff does sell. I stand corrected.

    Now that I think about it more, I think news about global warming makes people ... uncomfortable. Probably because deep down they realize that they are partly to blame. It's sort of a guilt thing or something. Not sure.

    But I sure as hell know from my own experiences that people sure don't like hearing about it, regardless of the reason. So it's no wonder the major news networks avoid talking about it.

  150. Re:God gave us oil and the ability to use it by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    He also gave us sin and the ability to choose not to do it. Do you choose to sin? Do you choose to waste and pollute?

    Just because your senses and intellect do not grasp something does not mean it does not exist. We hire experts all the time to analyze and understand matters that we do not have the background or time to understand ourselves: Lawyers, doctors, auto mechanics, investment advisors, clergy, etc. It is generally considered foolish to disagree with these experts unless you are an expert yourself. Why do you hold scientists in lower regard than these other experts? If anything, you should respect the word of scientists more than these others -- because, of the list I mentioned, scientists are the only ones who are not trying to directly extract money from you.

  151. Misc. responses by MarkusQ · · Score: 2
    (continued)

    I find it hard to believe that you studied botany.

    The fact that you disagree with me isn't a very good basis on which to doubt my statement that I studied botany. I may, for example, have had rotten teachers, or it may have been a long time ago, or I may have been an awful student. Or, for that matter you might be wrong. As it turns out, I was a botany major for three years, it was a long time ago, and I'm probably not an impartial judge on the other questions.

    If CO2 were a limiting factor, it would be in short demand, but it's in great excess...is very readily available at the elevations in the atmosphere where it's required.

    I suspect you mean "great demand" or "short supply" (instead of "short demand"). CO2 is not abundant. It makes up less than 0.04 percent of the atmosphere (Argon, for comparison, is 25 times as common, but you don't hear people talking about Argon as particularly abundant).

    N and P on the other hand, are in demand, and usually not in great surplus.

    IIRC, this is quite true in areas with exceptionally high water flow (e.g. rain forests, the open sea), since fixed Nitrogen & Phosphorous are generally very soluble, and thus wash away. But most plant growth occurs outside these areas (this is why people are so concerned about the rain forests; they grow very slowly and will take a long time to recover).

    Plant matter (dried) is about 45-50% carbon & 40% oxygen by mass. Less than 0.5% is nitrogen & phosphorous (combined). Plants are mostly starch / sugar / cellulose--in short, carbohydrates--and very little protein (which is where the N & P go). So the C/(N+P)ratio in plants is on the order of 100 to 1.

    If you look at the volume of space surrounding a plant (say, half air, half soil) you will see fixed nitrogen in the soil between 10 & 50 ppm. Given dirt's specific gravity is around 2.5, and air's is around 0.00127, and therefore dirt is pretty close to 2000 times as dense as air, and carbon is just a little lighter than oxygen, we find an environmental ratio of about: (0.03%/3) to (2000*50/1000000) or 10^-5 to 1.

    Thus, from a plants point of view (comparing abundance inside the plant to outside the plant) nitrogen and phosphorous are about 10^7 times as abundant as carbon.

    The idea that CO2 is a limiting factor for most ecosystems is laughable.

    *smile* You say that, but I'll bet you wouldn't cough up a "+1 Funny" if you had mod points, would you?

    -- MarkusQ

  152. It doesn't matter if Global Warming is real by BECoole · · Score: 1

    It actually doesn't matter whether global warming is real or not; and it doesn't matter whether we're causing it or not. I totally agree. If it is real, then the potential costs are so high (most major cities, for example, grew up around ports and are only a few metres above sea level), and the time it takes to turn the juggernaut around is so long, that we need to be taking urgent avoiding action now while we continue to urgently assess the reality of the risk. No we don't. Structures require what is known as maintenance. Sometimes they are even scrapped due to age. The "global warming", if it is in fact happening, is happening so slowly that normal maintenance and abandonment will take care of it. If it turns out that global warming is happening but that the major causes are natural, then we're still better off if we've done everything we can to stop making things worse. No, we aren't. In that case it's been a monumental waste of effort. Do you comprehend the amount of effort it would take to decrease CO2 levels to any appreciable extent? If it turns out that global warming isn't happening and it was all a panic about nithing, then we'll still have more efficient transportation, better insulated houses, and a cleaner planet with greater fossil fuel reserves to pass on to our children. Is that all there is to giving them a quality life? But if the United States carries on the way it's going and it turns out that that global warming is real, then the voters of Florida, Mississippi, and Texas aren't going to cheer too loudly for the President and the generation which lost 20% of the land area of the continental United States, and turned another 20% into desert. You don't KNOW that's what will happen. Hell, if that much land mass is underwater, then there will be that much more evaporation. Why will there be more desert? There might be less! The whole point is that you advocate chasing our tails when you have not a clue what the result will be. We can much more easily extrapolate what will happen if, say, Kyoto is implemented, simply because the results would be so much nearer in the future.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter if Global Warming is real by -Harlequin- · · Score: 2

      Structures require what is known as maintenance. Sometimes they are even scrapped due to age. The "global warming", if it is in fact happening, is happening so slowly that normal maintenance and abandonment will take care of it.

      Was it New York that had to spend billions a year of very real $$$ on aerial spraying when a disease-spreading mosquito was able to establish itself there?
      Whatever, if the climate changed, the reach of maleria for example would also change, and (most likely) enlarge. Possibly greatly. While the reverse (decrease maleria) is a far more remote possibility. Maintenance just isn't relevant. The costs in money and human life and misery would be very real. Sure, we're dealing in probabilies, but that's no excuse for ignoring well-established successful methods of risk management.

      If it turns out that global warming is happening but that the major causes are natural, then we're still better off if we've done everything we can to stop making things worse.

      No, we aren't. In that case it's been a monumental waste of effort


      ?!?!? That sounds insane. Judging from what might be expected to result from artifical greenhouse gases, our contribution might be the difference between mostly inconvenient climate change and something only a whisker short of complete disaster.
      You don't add fuel to the fire unless you want it to burn hotter/brighter/longer, and, well, we don't really want that :)

      more efficient transportation, better insulated houses, and a cleaner planet with greater fossil fuel reserves to pass on to our children.

      Is that all there is to giving them a quality life?


      Absolutely. Fewer resources wasted making a product means more reasources left over to make a luxary product. More efficient processes mean less labour involved. Thus more people employed making the really good things in life rather than the mundane necessities.
      Or, alternative, allowing less time to be spent working in the first place, meaning more quality time with your loved ones.
      The entire technologically progress of humanity has been about finding more efficient ways to do stuff, thus leaving more for the Good Stuff.
      There is a reason that people don't light fires with flint and rocks any more - we've found more efficient methods. Why would you want to stop the technological clock now? (Other than having a large financial stake in an outdated technology :)

  153. Re:I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by efuseekay · · Score: 1

    no, it's just me trying to show off my extraordinary vocabulary. The article was talking about fluid motion dissipating angular momentum.

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  154. Re:I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by jsprat · · Score: 1

    Extraordinary it is... I like to think I have an above-average vocabulary, but even I had to look it up;)

  155. Where did I mention Limbagh? by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 2

    How limited a mind you must have, to think there is only one place to get information that disagrees with your opinions.

    I caught one Rush show, a long time ago, and realized he was no different than any other person who believes in big powerful government. Just like you.

    Oh, his ends are different, but his means of using force to make others act as he sees fit is no less reprehensible.

    I am not liberal or conservative. It is you who cannot imagine a world beyond your own views.

    Bob-

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    1. Re:Where did I mention Limbagh? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      You didn't mention him, you were just channeling him!

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    2. Re:Where did I mention Limbagh? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      I didnt know you got this from Limbaugh but it does feature Limbaugh's patent way of lying while using sources that do not agree with his arguments. (well sometimes his sources are false or fictional)

      Now of course Limbaugh is not the only one that uses such strategies, and it is completely possible that you got your information from someone else.

      So be it. Stop listening to him to. Apparently he lies to you as well.

      I dont know how in the world did you decide i am in favor of big government.

      I only saw a post that i knew was false, because i had seen it before and i had checked it out. So I corrected it. My correction was not really connected with any political beliefs of mine, other than desire for the truth.

      A note to moderators. I know this discussion is way ot by now. But if you want moderate me down as offtopic, please be kind enough to moderate down every one else discussing exactly the same things. Otherwise you are moderating based on political beliefs.

  156. Almost right. by Penguinoflight · · Score: 0

    Your comments on global warming being false are correct. But your conclusion is just as dumb as the whole Global Warming scam. Old growth forests actually use up oxygen as the trees decay, and ferment. Younger trees are just better for oxygen out-put. Maybe we should put that money into something useful.

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  157. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
    And please, don't try that b-s line on me that "global warming makes the extremes greater", because that's not global warming.

    Sorry but the chances are that is exactly what it is. The term 'global warming' is perhaps a bit unfortunate, because people tend to assume that this translates simply into 'local warming.' It would perhaps be better to think of the situation as a 'higher-energy climate.'

    How this manifests at a local level is cannot accurately be predicted. It might result in local increases of temperature, but lower local temperatures do not contradict the findings of global warming. Then again, it might result in greater extremes.

    In 1991, I was visiting a number of atmospheric scientists at the CSIRO's Climate Research Centre in Mordialoc (sp?? I'm not from Victoria). They made the point back then, that rather than looking for higher temperatures, we might instead observe an increase in the frequency and intensity of 'extreme weather events' as the first effects of global warming. This had been the most noticable (and reproducable) finding of their computer model studies. Certainly the intervening decade (and especially the latter part thereof), have done little to put my mind at rest with regard to extreme weather events.

    Now I am highly skeptical of climatic computer models, chaos being what it is (and array processors being what they are). As I said I don't think the effects can be accurately predicted. However, you cannot discount the idea that global warming is manifested as an increased frequency and intesity of extereme weather events (or "global warming makes the extremes greater" as you so quaintly put it), with the simple statement "that's not global warming." Too much intelligent effort, too much (expensive) computer time, has been devoted to discover that global warming is precisely that. It might wrong, of course, but you'll have to do better than merely stating that it is.

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  158. Buffalo Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ok, so your winter in Buffalo wasn't so cold.

    And what does the temperature in Buffalo have to do with global warming?!

  159. Hydroelectric dams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A significant fraction of the slowdown is
    due to dams, which keep megatons of water
    far above sea level. I remember reading
    somewhere that this is the single largest
    human-instigated cause of the rotational
    slowdown. Some dams are for power, some
    for irrigation or to provide a reserve during
    a dry season.

    Since the highest elevation in Florida is
    a landfill, perhaps that is a sign that solid
    waste may soon surpass water as the single
    largest human-induced factor. Or perhaps
    the Fed will use Carnivore to print out
    all the bunk from /., burying us alive.

    "Ayieeeee, said Legolam."

  160. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by cp99 · · Score: 1

    Here are some facts
    http://www.earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/Na sa News/2002/200201317366.html

    Tropical cloudiness decreased during the 1990s, and "greenhouse scientists" are at a loss as to why.

    Orthodox greenhouse industry theory says - CO2 warms the oceans, which causes more evaporation, which puts more water vapour (the dominant greenhouse gas) into the atmosphere, and more clouds. (John Daly's words) Yet - there are less clouds, aren't there?


    This is a straw man view of the scientific picture. Cloud formation is far more complicated than simple heating effects. Particles, air density etc play a massive role.

    You may put weight where you like. The problem is, that most of the advertised work of many of these scientists is only the doom and gloom stuff. Which is why during the 1970s and 1980s, many of these scientific climatic organisations (especially American ones) are on the record as warning that the earth was about to go into another ice age.

    Given that the "scientists" that I published are in fact scientific bodies (all of which are much much bigger than simply climatical science, I would be very surprised if they required "doom and gloom stuff".

    The predicted ice ages, is also a piece of anti-science propaganda. See http://www.wmc.care4free.net/sci/iceage/ for details.

    To think that all the scientists are in agreement is absolutely untrue, though that may be the impression you get from the media. That "the world is going to be ok" doesn't really make headlines.

    Given the uncritical reviews of Bjørn Lomborg recently in the Australian media, I find this hard to believe.

    Try this for size
    http://canberra.yourguide.com.au/detail.asp?clas s= your%20say&subclass=general&category=columnists%20 analysis&story_id=22575


    This opinion piece by Larry Mounser, a self-proclaimed geophysicist (I did a search through the scientific lit. to see if he had published anything on the climate - all that I found that he hasn't published anything in the scientific lit. full stop), relies on the usually very weak argument (Antarctic ice etc), and is in direct conflict with positions adopted by scientific societies such as the American Geophysical Union.

    Perhaps it's me, but it seems the only people that are objecting to the science are the ones whose incomes don't depend on it.

    It's just you. I was taught about climate change by two different science departments, the lecturers involved derived none of their income from global warming.

    There are only two readings across time in this deep sea experiment - one in the 1950s, and one more recently. The problem with that, as any grade 10 student could tell you - what happens if either of those two years were anomalous? What happens if 195x was really cold, and 200x was really hot?

    Perhaps you should read the article itself rather than relying on the website of a pseudoscientist. The data collection was started in the 1930's. It wasn't until the 1950's that the average temperatures started to rise. Ten's of thousands of data points were collected.

    And who's to say that the reading from the 1950s was at all accurate anyway? The temperature was taken between 700 and 1100 metres down!

    The early data collection apparatus was tested against the modern data collection apparatus, and it was found that they gave statistically identical results. Once again, read the paper, not the pseudoscience.

    I'd certainly like to see some of your links to suggest that satellite data has been re-examined. I never heard anything about it. Regardless, I wonder who/how re-examined it to prove it's suddenly got warmer. I'm skeptical.

    I don't have a internet link. However, as a Canberra person, you can't be that far from ANU or UC, either of which should have the science journal Nature in their library. Check out Nature, vol 394, pages 615-616 (August 13, 1998). It's by Dian Gaffen, who is a NOAA scientist.

    Sorry for being abrasive in this post, but you sound (or should it be read) like a smart person who has been taken in by some frauds peddling pesudoscience.

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  161. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by cp99 · · Score: 1

    A bit more on the urban heat island
    http://wwwghcc.msfc.nasa.gov/urban/

    It does exist, and you'd be amazed at how many weather stations are established in major cities.


    I don't deny that it exists, nor whether or not it is studied, but rather whether it has been included in the montering of global tempertures.

    According to CSIRO it has been. (http://www.dar.csiro.au/info/material/info98_3.ht m)

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  162. Re:God gave us oil and the ability touse it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes but some of these experts can be clouded in their own opinion before analizing something. I believe anyone can have an opinion. Even someone who is not a so-called expert. Just because your an expert on global warming does not mean you can't have a valid opinon against it. For chrissakes Al Gore wrote a book on this! Is Al Gore a so-called expert? I don't think so. He's just a politico like most Global Warming experts (scientist or not) are. Politico's pushing for more laws...more laws we don't need.

  163. Edmond, read before you post. by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 2

    Edmond, if you had actually read my post, you would have noticed that I do not listen to Limbagh. Thus your repeated protestations about my having learned of this from him are falicious on their face.

    If you had spend the time providing any actual data to demonstrate the foundation of your knowledge, rather than merely making a fool of yourself, you wouldn't have to be concerned with being modded down.

    Bob-

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  164. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by kylef · · Score: 1

    Actually, the origin of carbon monoxide (and hence carbon dioxide) don't make me skeptical of global warming (the sketchy data does it for me)..

    No, the fact that the vast majority of CO2 emissions over an entire YEAR seem to be coming from largely unpopulated regions in South America and Africa makes me skeptical of politicians who try to tell me that my '94 Chevrolet is responsible for the 0.5 degree Fahrenheit rise in the temperature in some place in Siberia.

    I don't doubt that the average surface temperature in that town in Siberia may well have risen 0.5 degrees Fahrenheit over the last 20 years. But blaming the US and other industrialized nations for it without proper evidence is stupid and counterproductive. Not to mention the fact that it could cost billions of dollars in the US alone if tight CO2 restrictions were ever enforced, when these restrictions are likely completely unnecessary!

  165. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by kylef · · Score: 1

    Nasa's description of that particular CO measurement states that it was taken over the course of an entire year. That seems to me to suggest that forest fires are consistently dominating the CO (and CO2) production around the globe.

    Forest fires occur naturally all over the world. Lightning strikes are the primary culprit. The reason that recent forest fires have been so destructive is that our firefighters have done such a GOOD job over the past half a century that forest coverage is at something like a 90 year high in the United States (I don't have time to find the reference to that statistic, but it's been quoted elsewhere).

    When the fires DO get out of control, they burn and burn and burn. I hate to say it, but our attempts to SAVE FORESTS might actually be creating these huge fires that produce massive amounts of carbon dioxide... Scary...

    As for the Ozone vs. Global Warming issue, the fundamental mechanism by which global warming supposedly works traps ANY form of latent energy from the sun, but infrared radiation in particular. If you remember, the biggest band of radiation blocked by the Ozone layer was the ultraviolet band. But the UV rays that are blocked still dissipate energy into the surrounding environment (in the form of infrared, I believe), even if the ozone layer were completely intact. In other words, according to the theory at least, Global Warming should occur regardless of the presence of an ozone layer.

  166. Re:I thought slowing of earth's rotation... by efuseekay · · Score: 1

    that's ok, I've wrote that post having just got out of a talk by a geologists talking about fluid motion on primordial Mars. He used the word Fluvial like crazy.

    And yes, I asked him what he meant by fluvial :)

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  167. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by cp99 · · Score: 1

    Your basing your skeptism on a misconception.

    Carbon monoxide production isn't directly related to carbon dioxide production. Carbon monoxide is produced when carbon is combusted with a limited amount of oxygen (such as the middle of trees), carbon dioxide, on the other hand, is produced when their is plenty of oxygen (such as most modern industrial processes).

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  168. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 1

    I agree. But I'm not sure how much damage CO2 is responsible for, it's all the other crap that is put out. Interestingly, for all the criticism of Bush over his CO2 plans, he's put in enforceable targets to reduce mercury and NO2 (I think). Good for him

    -- james

  169. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 1

    I would argue the exact same about you, simply from a different perspective, anonymous coward. Instead of understanding, you just accept every word written by some lackey who's funding depends upon keeping the media hyped up. Take a look at the post regards the Discovery Channel below. Twice as many scientists believe the science is sleight of hand. And you accuse me of being brainwashed.

    -- james

  170. Re:Global warming finally making itself present.. by hype7 · · Score: 1

    NASA satellites (which have been measuring the temperature of one of the atmospheres of the planet - I forget it's name, but it's about 1km above the surface of the planet)

    ok, dimwit, re-read. NASA satellites (note plural)... temperature of ONE of the atmospheres (note singular)... I forget IT'S name (note, singular). If I had said "forget THEIR name", then the criticism might be valid.

    -- james

  171. Fair enough by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    "I believe anyone can have an opinion. Even someone who is not a so-called expert."

    Sure. However, I will continue to hold my opinion that anyone who disregards the word of an expert in any area still does so at their own peril. Dismissing evidence because it disagrees with your preconceived notion (or opinion, if you prefer) is nonscientific at best, and probably quite foolish. Dismissing the word of someone who has collected and studied the evidence, when you have not, even if you suspect them of bias, is likewise almost certainly foolish. If you want to stand in opposition to the word of someone who is expert at what they do, it certainly behooves you to have a good reason for it. You can't do that without developing expertise of your own.

  172. Re:Wait! Ozone has NO relation to global warming! by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, forest fires are getting worse. I've heard this may be due to firefighters preventing natural forest fires that trees get so dense that they now tend to spread faster.

    Also, my biology teacher once said that 'ma nature' does a better job taking care of herself than we can ever do.