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  1. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on 802.11g Approved By IEEE 54 mb/s on 2.4 gigahertz · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, taco snotting, and getting JonKatz involved.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  2. Re:IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special ta on C with Safety - Cyclone · · Score: -1

    That's a good idea. I will do that. It will definitely have to include shoving taco shells up the victims ass and taco snotting (to link it to other trolls) among other things. All of this is real of course.

    I'm new at trolling so I appriciate the feedback.

  3. Hey CmdrTaco on C with Safety - Cyclone · · Score: -1

    My trolls really seem to make you mad. I guess you don't like the truth about you being exposed.

  4. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on C with Safety - Cyclone · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondered after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  5. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on Spintronics in your Future? · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondered after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  6. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on Apple Patent Blocking PNG Development · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondered after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  7. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on The Real Mission to Mars · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondered after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  8. NOPE on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1

    It's running Windows XP.

  9. Re:IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special ta on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1

    No, I reject CmdrTaco's gay advances toward me. I refused to eat his "special taco". Fortuneately, I got out of the situation alive, so now I warn other here because not everyone will be as lucky as I was unless they are warned about the "special taco".

  10. Re:IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special ta on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1

    First, you need to learn how to spell.

    I mean by "I seriously doubt most of them want to eat CmdrTaco's "special taco", or be used as his sexual toy" that "I seriously doubt most of them want to eat CmdrTaco's "special taco", or be used as his sexual toy", period, end of story.

  11. Re:IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special ta on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1

    Buddy, I am trying to warn the slashdot community about a major threat to them. I seriously doubt most of them want to eat CmdrTaco's "special taco", or be used as his sexual toy. The slashdot community needs this infomation.

  12. How CmdrTaco got his name on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How did CmdrTaco get his name? We now know more of the story.

    The story goes something like this. Rob Malda always liked tacos. He would eat them every day. Rob would also shove taco shells up his ass. Since CowboyNeal loved to spank Rob (and Rob enjoyed being spanked by CowboyNeal), the taco shells would be smashed driving the shards into his puckered filthy anus.

    Like most Mexican food, the tacos gave Rob lots of farts and shit coming out of his ass. The farts stank everything up so much so that Hemos (the name Hemos as we know came from the two words he and homos) and the rest complained constantly. The only relief was when RMS would come over to suck their dicks since RMS stank worse than Rob since he hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years.

    The other problem was the shit coming out of Rob's ass. One problem was that Rob was a shit dribbler. (This was a result of the smashed taco shells in his ass. You could think of it as a miniture version of the anus of the goatse.cx guy.) That meant that whereever he went in the slashdot compound there would be a small layer of shit on the floor. (You know that everyone in the slashdot compound is naked so Rob never shit in his pants unless he went outside.)The other problem was that the toilet was always clogged from when Rob needed to take an actual shit meaning that JonKatz would have to piss and shit outside. Needless to say the neighbors did not appricate this leading to JonKatz's arrest many times. (It's too bad that he wasn't kept in jail.) This problem was eventually solved by letting JonKatz shit out stories on slashdot. What??? You thought that JonKatz's stories came from a part of his body other than his ass????

    It was later discovered that Rob was a toilet slave. He enjoyed eating other people's shit. Instead the rest of them force fed him his own shit. Rob would also lick the floors clean. Thus, he commanded the taco for its entire life cycle (from both ends of his body no less) earning the name Commander Taco. This was later shortened to CmdrTaco.

  13. Slashdot admits that open source programmers stink on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OPEN SOURCE PROGRAMMERS STINK

    Slashot admits the truth here:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/2192 51 &mode=thread

    As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.

    I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.

    For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!

    What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.

    I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.

  14. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on Update on SuperK Detector Failure · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wonder after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  15. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco on Byte: FreeBSD vs Linux Revisited · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wonder after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  16. CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! on Byte: FreeBSD vs Linux Revisited · · Score: -1

    The Slashdot Troll Network has discovered that CmdrTaco has been banned for life from all Taco Bells on Earth. Apparently, CmdrTaco was arrested after trying to get a Taco Bell employee to give him a hot sauce enema.

    This led to Taco's arrest by the local police force and being placed in jail. Unfortuneately, the police couldn't make the charges stick since no law covers solciting a Taco Bell employee for a hot sauce enema.

    After CmdrTaco was released he went to another Taco Bell where he solicited an underage male employee for a hot sauce enema. (Personally, I think that's really sick.) Taco got arrested again, but the charges were dropped when he agreeded to a restraining order than prevents him from coming within 50 yards of a Taco Bell.

    Needless to say, CmdrTaco can't get any Taco Bell tacos anymore. Homos and JonKatz can't even go there now after exposing themselves to the employees and customers. CmdrTaco has to make his own tacos now.

  17. Slashdot admits open source programmers stink on Virtual Keyboard · · Score: -1

    OPEN SOURCE PROGRAMMERS STINK

    Slashot admits the truth here:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/2192 51 &mode=thread

    As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.

    I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.

    For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!

    What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.

    I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.

  18. CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! on Virtual Keyboard · · Score: -1

    The Slashdot Troll Network has discovered that CmdrTaco has been banned for life from all Taco Bells on Earth. Apparently, CmdrTaco was arrested after trying to get a Taco Bell employee to give him a hot sauce enema.

    This led to Taco's arrest by the local police force and being placed in jail. Unfortuneately, the police couldn't make the charges stick since no law covers solciting a Taco Bell employee for a hot sauce enema.

    After CmdrTaco was released he went to another Taco Bell where he solicited an underage male employee for a hot sauce enema. (Personally, I think that's really sick.) Taco got arrested again, but the charges were dropped when he agreeded to a restraining order than prevents him from coming within 50 yards of a Taco Bell.

    Needless to say, CmdrTaco can't get any Taco Bell tacos anymore. Homos and JonKatz can't even go there now after exposing themselves to the employees and customers. CmdrTaco has to make his own tacos now.

  19. WIL WHEATON SAYS BOYCOTT SLASHDOT on Limewire Gets Ads, And Accusations of Spyware · · Score: -1

    You heard it here, first. Wil Wheaton says that we should boycott slashdot until they notice a drop in revenue from ads and have to fire Jon Katz. I say we should do this.

    Thank you Wil Wheaton.

    The Slashdot Troll Network: We troll slashdot and pass the savings on to you.

  20. Re:what about Del Taco?? on Ask Bruce Campbell Anything... · · Score: -1

    The Slashdot Troll Network will investigate to answer your question.

  21. CmdrTaco BANNED from Taco Bell!!!!!! on Ask Bruce Campbell Anything... · · Score: -1

    The Slashdot Troll Network has discovered that CmdrTaco has been banned from all Taco Bells on Earth. Apparently, CmdrTaco was arrested after trying to get a Taco Bell employee to give him a hot sauce enema.

    This led to Taco's arrest by the local police force and being placed in jail. Unfortuneately, the police couldn't make the charges stick since no law covers solciting a Taco Bell employee for a hot sauce enema.

    After CmdrTaco was released he went to another Taco Bell where he solicited an underage male employee for a hot sauce enema. (Personally, I think that's really sick.) Taco got arrested again, but the charges were dropped when he agreeded to a restraining order than prevents him from coming within 50 yards of a Taco Bell.

    Needless to say, CmdrTaco can't get any Taco Bell tacos anymore. Homos and JonKatz can't even go there now after exposing themselves to the employees and customers. CmdrTaco has to make his own tacos now.

  22. Bruce, has CmdrTaco tried... on Ask Bruce Campbell Anything... · · Score: -1

    Bruce, has CmdrTaco tried to get you to give him a hot sauce enema, or engage in other sick homosexual activity?

    Thank you.

  23. Sorry about that egg troll on Self-Assembling Nanocomputers · · Score: -1

    Sorry about that egg troll. I will avoid that next time.

  24. New anti-CmdrTaco troll to appear this week on Self-Assembling Nanocomputers · · Score: -1

    Sometime this week a new troll about CmdrTaco's life will appear. As with all my other trolls about him, it is completely and utterly true. Like me I am sure you will be disgusted with CmdrTaco's behavior.

    I just thought I should let you all know that it's coming.

  25. Re:CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dying on New "Power Glove" for the PC · · Score: -1

    Of course. I bet taco's dick would get stuck in the space between Katz' teeth.