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  1. mathematics....... on Escher and Elliptic Curves · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is a subject.. and looking at the webpage, I think thats all I know about mathematics! Whoa

  2. commercial? on Control of the .ORG TLD · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Eleven entities, both commercial and nonprofit, have applied to operate dot-org"

    Oh yea... and no prizes for guessing whos gonna win... since dot-com is dot-gone... I guess .org will be going to dot-morgue...

    PAranoia Rules!!
  3. Re:This raises the important question: on SCC Statement on SELinux Patent Issues · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well its pretty obvious
    "why do they release this statement?"
    If they dont ppl avoid SElinux,
    but now people wont really avoid it.. and once it becomes common they can actually hold ppl to ransom.

    This is called corporate skills. This is what is taught in a B'School. I have friends from B'school and they tell me ethics are passe do anything to get marketshare!

    So its pretty simple here, and i wont be using it unless those patens vanish *sigh*

  4. Re:Day? on Time to Say Thanks For the Uptime · · Score: 2

    Well it will be friday someday,... right then we will celebrate.... and you can always ask your sysadmin to change the system clock..simple

  5. What about BOFH on Time to Say Thanks For the Uptime · · Score: 2

    Lets send him ....... well umm... nothing i want to live more

  6. far from it.... on Bruce Perens Plans On-Stage DMCA Violation · · Score: 2

    When laws get opressing this is what a person who values freedom does.

    The cost of freedom is high and this is what this will show. People who do not appreciate freedom dont really deserve it. Bruce wants to be free... and he dosent mind going to jail for it.

    If somebody makes a law in your hometown that forbids you to reheat a particular brand of pizza wont you be up in arms.

    This is not really out of context...The DVD is a particular brand of DATA you bought, you wanted to see it so you bought it...If DMCA wants to tell you how to eat your pizza..... thats pretty questionable

    PPl may argue that it is tu curb Piracy... but does it. Only the avg chap who bought his fab movie for 20$$ cant see it, the pirater sits in his basement and makes a million VCD's out of it.

    The lawmakers know that changing the law to make it sensible will increase the effort for lawkeepers... but if they dont want the extra effort in catching the thief why do you pay your bills and taxes... if they want to assume all citizens are thiefs until proven innocent they will get honest citizens actually acting like theifs.

    To boil it down it all comes down to the ideology. Bruce has chosen freedom and he is willing to go to jail. If you are willing to sit and let them take away your freedom atleast dont insult someone who is putting up a fight atleast

  7. Atta Boy.... on Bruce Perens Plans On-Stage DMCA Violation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perens admits, "what happened to Dmitry could conceivably happen to me as well." However, he said he is willing to take the risk.

    Thats a spirit... or is it? If he gets arrested and then jailed nothing would have been accomplished. Only if Lawyers can get him off the hook after he's done this, then it will be a victory.

    But something tells me thats is being too optimist...such things happen in fairy tales.. or maybe i am too paranoid.. given the situation.

    But every law has a loophole... and the day somebody finds it in here... we can all go home :-)

  8. A cluebat is.... on Free Software Inflates BSA's Piracy Claims · · Score: 2

    a different type of clue. When somebody is lost you give a clue, In case of BSA like entities you take the clue, stick it on the Baseball Bat and whack it hard on the thick head, if you are very lucky the clue will go inside, if you are just lucky then you will be successful in breaking the head.

    But if you are unlucky, and bat comes rebounding at you and you will be sued becoz of encouraging terrorism in the digital world :-)

  9. 10 yers later........ on MPAA vs. Television · · Score: 2
    The US senate has passed a ruling in which every infant born must be implanted with no memory flag which will not let it remember any digital content.

    This ruling was passed after MPAA realized that there is a signal flow between eye and brain and storing that DATA in memory is a copyright violation.

    Sounds funny eh? It isnt. It stopped being funny long time ago.

    We consumers are theives, and pirates who want to destroy the economy.

    Thats what the fine print says. Period
  10. yipee...but on Mozilla 1.1 Beta Out And About · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would like to see better flash support, a better java, and more speed(i dunno aout linux but on my solaris it is slow :-( ). But overall a good package and if we iron out the rough edges it is the best browser there is. :-).

  11. basically that means.... on Machinima Festival and News · · Score: 0, Troll

    That you make movies out of somebody elses hard work and then claim the pie. I may be wrong, but the fact is there is simply nothing gr8 about these, atleast i didnt like it that much that it should have a mention on slashdot!

  12. somewhere up in blue skies... on F-22 Avionics Require Inflight Reboot · · Score: 2

    Alert, i have crashed please reboot

    __reboot__

    Last time you rebooted it was due to a crash ..

    • 1.reboot in safe mode(no missiles)
    • 2.reboot electronics only
    • 3.Reboot in parachute mode
    __parachute mode__

    Illegal instruction at address FFCFFFCC

    • 1. Start praying
    • 2. SEnd email to mom
    • 3. Wait
    __2__

    ould not connect to mail server

    • 1. retry
    • 2.Abort
    • __2__
    • Illegal instruction at address blah blah So you want to die:

      • 1. With fireworks on ground
      • 2. In ocean
      __2__

      I wont listen to you i a going to crahs now.. 4 5 3 2 1 . . . Failed to crash :-(

      and so the pilot walks home safely :-)

  13. Re:Development? on Forbes on Linux · · Score: 5, Interesting
    well you are worng in a way. The forbes market wants to make money, and they will go to any extent to do it.

    I work in a company that does not have anything to do with OS's etc and many sections were using proprietry software.. but in current scenario, though we are till pretty comfortable, managers are looking at linux farms for computing needs and servers, and 3 years from now this would have been unthinkable.

    Another misconception is that business houses run away from open source. This is not entierly true. Of course most of staff in such companies breaths on proprietry office solutions, and this will remain the case for a long time to come.

    but look at the brighter side.. server share is growing and growing. And if you want to check what is forbes running on here it is... and yes its apache :-)

  14. somebody woke up on Forbes on Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful
    well so t seems. Though till now it was a geek geek thing, linux users were a bunchof social outcasts and what not.. finally we have THE FORBES taking interest. This had to happen someday. After all the business community wants to mae money, and in a slowdown scenario like now linux makes sense. To some extent slowdown has been a blessing in disguise with cash strapped managers wanting to take the buck an extra mile.

    This is definately a first and really a great achievement... and the goal now is to sustain linux rather that develop!

  15. bad news on Suddenly a JPEG Patent and Licensing Fee · · Score: 2

    . This ambush of the digitial imaging industry will probably stand as the worst public relations nightmare a company can inflict upon itself."

    Going by the patent laws.. it dosent really matter coz if this is implemented everythings going to become topsy turvy.. and mebbe there wont be much of imaging industry left... deja vu internet radio.... Seriosly it is really really disgusting, thousands of such stories come on slashdot and in the end nothing has been done about it..We are destroying ourseleves from inside.. control control patent patent.... And we thought USSR was controlled society.. Welocme to america Mr. Stalin
  16. if people bought cars like computers... on Volvo's "Safety Car" Runs Windows 98 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I got an interesting piece from plig. This was written as a humorous story but it may come true ;-)

    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - - but imagine if they did... HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!" HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?" CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?" HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine." CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!" HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?" CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?" HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?" CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?" HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you." CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000.00 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?" CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!" HELPLINE: "What were you doing?" CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!" HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?" CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn't crash anymore!" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks." HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to DRIVE?" CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"

  17. haha on H2K2 Wrapup · · Score: 0, Troll
    This was followed by journalist Declan McCullagh and cryptographer Matt Blaze, with a talk titled "Educating Lawmakers: is it possible?".

    Wowee pigs can fly and fish live on trees and I will be the richest man in the universe

    The day lawmakers are educated(not just literate) the world will be a much happier place to live with and we can shut down /. too ;-)

  18. People dont understand.... on Drake on Drake: ET Life A Certainty · · Score: 1

    that life on earth was actually a programmed thing. Its clearly given in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the galaxy that Mice wanted the answer or rather the question to the ultimate question, and it was then that the Magratheans created planet earth and humans and all. So the question of wether intellegent life exist or not does not exist! Sop arguing.

  19. some clarifications on Simputer Runs Into Problems · · Score: 4, Informative

    I belong to the same sity as the simputer, and have been in touch with the progress. Firstly i think a lot of slashdotters are confusing the meaning of third world countries. A third world does country like india does not mean that everybody lives barefoot and goes hungry. Basically the concept here is that for the middle class ie people haveing one car 2 kids who goto school and comfortable life *cannot* afford PDA's because when we convert Dollers to Rupees 1000 Dollars menas 50000 Rs. In India somebody earning 50000 Rs/pm is in the upper class. So currently not only for poor even for middle class and cooperative societies that is steep. The $200 simputer will basically enable cooprative societies to manage their records, order stuff etc. Currently in some places, in the rural areas the internet is used to send request to companies to order products For example in a village in andhra when the farmers have a sufficent quantity of milk they send a email that the vehicle can come and pick up the stocks. This is a very rudimentry examply cheap computer will enable such things on a larger scale. Also it will benifit students who have the basic necessities but cannot afford such things. This is a small step. Maybe this will lead to cheaper computing that will be good for all, developed or underdeveloped

  20. The TURF changes on The Tangled Web Of Fiber Optics Lines & Gates · · Score: 1

    We never learn i guess. This monoply will again lead to antitrust cases mebbe 10 yesrs from now.. and by then, the states may be powerless to stop anything

  21. Re:cheap yes, but practical? on Harvesting Capacitors for Backyard Munitions · · Score: 1

    To get even better performance, all you have to do is rig up a high ESR, extremely high capacity capaciter. This will give a multi fire gun, everytime the low ESR caps fire, you will have to high capacity dude charging these again, and most high caacity caps can provide much faster charging tht batteries :-)

  22. Eternity on Using Google to Calculate Web Decay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    bill gates sucks

    He used to suck, sucks and will suck forever. this phrase is eternity and wil be there till forever. Googles will come and go, the net will decay and do radioactiavity but the eternal truth will remain forever --
  23. Re:FUD on Samba Team Responds to Microsoft CIFS Spec License · · Score: 1

    FUD = Fear Uncertainity Doubt

  24. FUD on Samba Team Responds to Microsoft CIFS Spec License · · Score: 2, Informative

    We would like to also point out that these patents cover an obsolete section of the CIFS/SMB protocol that Microsoft themselves have abandoned in their own products long ago. Microsoft abandoned these "raw" protocol operations in CIFS because their basic design is fatally flawed. FUD. Plain FUD. The license as the statement says covers an onlder version. So it will not really affect the development , atleast thats why i inferred, correct me if I am wrong. M$ is most probably using FUD, to scare. they wouldnt dare to doanything which will stand against them in the court case so glaringly. The may be evil but they are not Fools

  25. chrestorpher R jones??? on MS Exec Testifies In Favor of OS Manipulation · · Score: 1

    The site says "I am a student"!! no mention of M$ are we sure we are at the right place?