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  1. Re:160 columns on 10" display on Ubuntu Tablets: Less Jarring Than Windows 8? · · Score: 1

    Just wait til you are over 40!

  2. Re:finally, a tablet that will be welcome here on Ubuntu Tablets: Less Jarring Than Windows 8? · · Score: 1
    it's only a matter of time until she brings home a goose that can break your arm

    You are obviously speaking from experience here!

    I always suspected Unity caused sexual deviance - now we know it is true!

  3. Re:Why care about the transition? on Ubuntu Tablets: Less Jarring Than Windows 8? · · Score: 1
    I found it to be as slow as running Windows with malware, and only marginally less annoying. Hell, I have now loaded KDE and XFCE as well as gnome-shell, and choose according to my mood.

    Shuttleworth should poor some money into XFCE95 - that is where the majority of users want to go!

  4. Re:Keep the code, separate the UIs on Ubuntu Tablets: Less Jarring Than Windows 8? · · Score: 1
    I, for one, welcome our new XFCE overlords, no wait, in Soviet Ubuntu ...

    Damn, I think that coffee was caffiene free.

  5. Re:That's because on Windows 7 Still Being Sold On Up To 93% of British PCs · · Score: 1

    Someone has obviously not been to "websites that suck.com": Rule No. 1 is: DONT HIDE THE NAVIGATION TOOLS

  6. Re:Wonder how Win 9 may surprise us? on Windows 7 Still Being Sold On Up To 93% of British PCs · · Score: 2
    What the fuck are you smoking?

    Floopy disks! The smoke of choice for all true nerds.

    Win 3.51 was a lot better than DOS4! On a good day, you could probably read a file and network (using add-ons), although not necessarily in the same hour.

  7. Re:My bad. on Facebook Hacks Points To Much Bigger Threat For Mobile Developers · · Score: 1
    I have a phone in my pocket with all my real friends phone numbers stored in it.

    So what are you doing here then? Picture or it didn't happen!

  8. Re:My bad. on Facebook Hacks Points To Much Bigger Threat For Mobile Developers · · Score: 1
    I always though FB was just pointless.

    Obviously you are not a thirteen year old school-girl with no friends. That is the target audience for FB. Nerds come here instead.

  9. Re:Peculiarities? on Tax Peculiarities Mean Facebook Paid No Net Taxes For 2012 · · Score: 1
    What is exactly the difference with the middle ages?

    In the middle ages, they had not heard of Marie Antoinette, and Madame La Guillotine. Of course, in the USA, no one knows about history anyway, so perhaps there is no difference.

  10. Re:OSX is doing great on The State of BSD At the Start of 2013 · · Score: 1
    I can't imagine a situation where you would want a resource fork.

    Eating Horseburgers?

  11. Re:Just do it the other way around on Ask Slashdot: Spreadsheet With Decent Programming Language? · · Score: 1

    If you are going to store the results in a database, why not pick pick?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_operating_system Then you wont have to!

  12. Re:I must be getting old on Of the Love of Oldtimers - Dusting Off a Sun Fire V1280 Server · · Score: 1

    Maybe then, though I doubt it - OpenBSD is your best bet now, unless you know Slowaris really well.

  13. Re:A Judge did? on Judge Invalidates 13 Motorola Patent Claims Against Microsoft · · Score: 1
    what the heck's the Patent Office for?

    It is there to tax people for being clever, like the lottery is there to tax people for being foolish. What is Google for? (RTFM)

  14. Plus the US sunlight was measured in US gallons, while the German sunlight was measured in Litres!

  15. Re:Not vendor fragmentation on Fragmentation Leads To Android Insecurities · · Score: 3, Funny
    If it is a BMW or Mercedes, then quite probably the answer is YES. If it is a clapped out old Nissan, the answer is definitely no!

    Disclaimer: my Fiat is definitely clapped out, and cant even be activated adequately by the ignition key!

  16. Re:Not vendor fragmentation on Fragmentation Leads To Android Insecurities · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up: This is the only sensible comment in this entire tread. It is way more sensible than my previous three posts.

  17. Re:Or... on Fragmentation Leads To Android Insecurities · · Score: 1
    Well, you can always use Cyanogenmod or Leedroid, or many other alternatives. Your existing apps would continue to work, and you can use your SD card to expand the space for apps.

    Just try that with a Winphone!

    TRWTF is that fragmentation is the best defense against malware! Fragmentation guarantees one malware won't fit all!

    Or maybe Ford should only make the model T because anything else would confuse the market? (Beat that, bad-analogy-guy!)

  18. Re:Snake oil again? on Startup Uses Radiation Fear To Map Cellphone Coverage · · Score: 1
    The jury might want to study the effects of solar radiation and flashlights on people.

    Interesting questions are: What percentage of 1GHz penetrates more than 0.5 mm into the skin? how is it going to affect you if you don't feel any heat? If it doesn't make your eyeballs frost over, just how strong is the evil effect ?

  19. Re:Its over. on Microsoft May Be Seeking Protection From Linux With Dell Loan · · Score: 1
    Hes saying that windows is built with users in mind

    while the truth is that Windows was built with MS in mind.

    While, in the olden days PT Barnum was right "There's one born every minute", the youth of today has access to the Internet (qv) and is aware that MS is not the only game in town They can Google and find out that almost anything is better than MS products, and someone will even find out how to install OpenBSD with FVWM95 on a Samsung Note 2 (please let me know if you do manage this!)

    It may take a while to die, but the MS monster will eventually die for sure.

  20. Re:It's not Linux, it's the tablets and smartphone on Microsoft May Be Seeking Protection From Linux With Dell Loan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dont ignore the fact that most CEOs are manic depressives with a one month event horizon.

    Mark My Words (official introduction to doom laden prophesy)

    In 18 months, every family will have a tablet per member, plus a surface that has crashed, and will go back to using the laptop/desktop for school/work/email and will only use the tablet for videos (porn).

    Apple's model is to target fanbois and the follow-fashion monkeys. There is no shortage of them, so they are good for a few more years to come.

    I also predict BB will survive if they go back to having keyboards. Round here, all the schoolgirls use them for texting. (Business men need a bigger screen for porn) However, BBs problem is that three year old BBs work fine, so, at the end of a two year contract, they get a Samsung as well. When that contract runs out, they will probably replace their now five year old BB if the new model has a keyboard else it will be a new <random Android manufacturer's product>.

    Moral: Short MS, Hold BB and buy APPL

  21. Re:Stop being stupid for one. on Ask Slashdot: What To Do About Patent Trolls Seeking Wi-fi License Fees? · · Score: 1
    Some of us nerds have experience in Goatse, which makes slashdot perhaps the best place to ask in some of these situations

    FFY

  22. Re:Do you really need WIFI? on Ask Slashdot: What To Do About Patent Trolls Seeking Wi-fi License Fees? · · Score: 1
    You do not infringe a patent for wifi by making and seling the gear that is needed for it, not by using it. Netgear/Cisco might be infringing, you cannot be (unless you wrote the code for Netgear). Just having Netgear kit in your house is not an infringement no matter what the patent says or however infringing Netgear's equipment is.

    Disclaimer: I live in Europe, and consequently believe all Amercans aire inherently batshit crazy.

  23. Re:Don't Click On Me. on Online Ads Are More Dangerous Than Porn, Cisco Says · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the attraction of a suggestively leering gnome to the truely gullible!

  24. Re:Just trying to be safe.. on Online Ads Are More Dangerous Than Porn, Cisco Says · · Score: 1

    Mod parent +1:???

  25. Re:There is at least one important one on Are There Any Real Inventors Left? · · Score: 1
    I have invented loads of things, and sat on them because I cannot afford to patent them. When I worked for Xerox corp, they had a scheme for telling them about your inventions, and I told them about several. At first they paid me, but later they ripped me off. One of the inventions I told them about was something I invented while at college in 1974. Xerox said they were not interested in it. It was reinvented by others in 2008, and is now known as the MAGFET.

    Several other things I have invented have gone into commercial production decades after I invented them. Here in the UK, no one wants to know about new inventions. That Includes the UK offices of Ford and General Motors. I still have plenty of inventions worth millions - no one wants them. If you know someone who does,, and is willing to pay for it let me know.