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  1. Re:Um.. okay on Apple's Bonjour Available for Windows · · Score: 1
    There is only one way to get that song out of your head...

    You Must Dance.

    *ducks*

  2. RE: your sig on Microsoft Offers Compensation For Counterfeit OSes · · Score: 1
    You are a freakin comedic genius.

    I'll be laughing at that for many moons to come.

    Thank you.

  3. NOT good for them on Microsoft Offers Compensation For Counterfeit OSes · · Score: 1
    Microsoft would not be where it is today if not for the MILLIONS of pirated OS installs that have been out there for years.

    Microsoft gained much of its initial foothold through the efforts of software pirates.

    Now, I'm not saying that what the pirates did was right, I'm just saying that they did a lot to help push Microsoft into the lead in the OS wars.

    DISCLAIMER: ALL OF MY MICROSOFT OS INSTALLATIONS ARE LEGITIMATE, LEGALLY PURCHASED ENTITIES THAT REQURE NO FURTHER INVESTIGATION BY HOMELAND SECURITY, THE DMCA, THE RIAA, THE FBI, THE CIA, YOUR MOM, OR ANY OTHER NOSY BASTARDS.

    EOF

  4. The whole "safety" on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 1
    factor argument is total BS. Americans buy SUVs because SUVs are big, cool, kick-ass vehicles. That's why I bought one, that's why my friends bought them, and that's why I will buy another one when I get bored with this one.

    There are plenty of safe, economical vehicles available, people just don't care. SUVs rock, and that's the end of the argument.

  5. I use it. on John Dvorak Hypes Skype · · Score: 1
    I use it all the time and think it is great.

    I even have the PocketPC client.

    1) Load Skype client on wireless iPAQ
    2)Walk into Boss' office while talking to friend in Chicago
    3) ...
    4) Profit! (get a raise because I'm so smart)

  6. Boo freakin' hoo on Gene Therapy Ages Human Cancer Cells in Lab · · Score: 1
    When YOU are the professor, you can abuse all the grad students you want.

    It's called "PAYING YOUR DUES."

    Very rarely does a grad student enter a program and have a revolutionary idea. For the most part, they do the grunt work following along research paths set forth by the project leader, a.k.a., the doctor or professor in charge.

    So quit your bitching.

  7. Re:When will they on The Rocky TiVo-DirecTV Relationship · · Score: 1

    Unless Microsoft gets involved. Then it will just be ignored.

  8. Thank you, on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 1

    Mr. Obvious. I never made the connection.

  9. Yes. on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 1

    Precisely that.

  10. Re:In other news... on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 4, Funny
    "cheap stunt"



    Too...many...jokes...must...not...say...the..."c "...word...

  11. Just buy it on Sony Recants on Dead Pixels (Sort Of) · · Score: 1

    from a place with a very good return policy. Problem solved.

  12. Really? on Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker · · Score: 1
    You don't see the humour in it?

    I thought it was hilarious. I saw it along the lines of, "Donald Trump leading fight for better hairstyles."

    Eh, to each his own.

  13. Re:I can just imagine on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1
    Dammit. I forgot about that.

    Someone please mod GP "-1 dumbass"

  14. Re:The reason on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1

    Touche.

  15. Re:I can just imagine on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    As opposed to the life you lead?

    I'm pretty sure Shatner's life is more interesting than a /. troll's.

  16. Nice. on Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker · · Score: 1
    I think of it more as a tool to catch the blitheringly obvious, not the subtle details. But then again, his examples do seem pretty blitheringly obvious...

    You really should stay out of arguments about grammar.

  17. You're kidding, right? on Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker · · Score: -1, Troll
    "Sandeep Krishnamurthy" is going to make a grammatical stand for humanity?

    He should start with ANY of the following:

    Convenience store clerks

    Technical support operators

    Taxi drivers

    Third-world-sweatshop programmers


    Let the flaming begin.

  18. From YOUR link on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1
    "An ellipsis can also be used to indicate a pause in speech..."

    Suck it, asshat.

  19. The reason on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 5, Insightful
    most people go to "unqualified amateurs" is this:

    PRICE.

    No one wants to pay $50 - $100 an hour for a qualified person to come to their house and tell them that their computer would run fine if they would stop visiting so many porn sites.

    I have worked on at least 100 home PCs in my lifetime and have not found a single one that was free of pornography. Don't get me wrong, if someone wants to look at porn, that is their business, not mine. But don't get all pissed off when fat-young-heiffers.com loads your machine with digital nastiness that you didn't ask for.

  20. Shouldn't that be on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1
    "Get me out have here..."

    :)

  21. Sheesh. on The PSP's Birthday Party · · Score: 2, Informative
    I don't need an economics degree to be able to read a dictionary entry:


    Main Entry: monopoly
    Pronunciation: m&-'nä-p&-lE
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form: plural -lies
    1 : exclusive control of a particular market that is marked by the power to control prices and exclude competition and that esp. is developed willfully rather than as the result of superior products or skill --see also ANTITRUST Sherman Antitrust Act in the IMPORTANT LAWS section
    2 : one that has a monopoly

    Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary of Law, © 1996 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

    Taken from This previous post.

    Nintendo has NEVER been the "sole" player in the handheld market.

    You shouldn't be a jackass unless you're 100% sure you're right.

    I am 100% certain that you are a moron.

  22. Nice on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1

    Those were great. Wish I could mod you up.

  23. Man, on The PSP's Birthday Party · · Score: 1
    can't you read? You can't say, "well, I still think they have a monopoly," when the DEFINITION excludes them from having one.

    Cripes, man, try to comprehend what you are reading.

  24. Yes. on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 4, Funny
    Misplaced quotation marks, misplaced commas, the whole "your you're" problem, the "there their they're" fiasco...these are all huge problems on which we must focus our efforts.

    Now, get you're ass back to work. We don't, want to piss you're boss off their do, we now?

  25. I'll bet on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 4, Funny
    he's not referring to the version of English that allows the speaker to end a sentence with "to."

    Or IS he?!?!?!