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  1. We could get on Who Should Help LinuxFund Distribute $126,155.29? · · Score: 0
    180 SCO licenses for that money...

    *ducks*

  2. Re:9 *million*? on SCO Announces Q2 2005 Results · · Score: 1
    HA!

    An African or a Europeon Monkey?

  3. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists on Photoshop for DNA · · Score: 1
    "ooo AHH oo AH AHH AAHHH"

    Translation: "I think it's impressive that I can type at all!"

  4. Re:Oh No! on Photoshop for DNA · · Score: 1
    Slightly OT, but one of my favorite pinball machines is the South Park machine. One of the game objectives is to hit targets to increase your number of asses on your monkey. Each time you hit the target in the bonus phase, the machine cries out "[x] ASS MONKEY"

    Great Game.

  5. Lemme guess... on Video for Skype Users · · Score: 1
    This "girlfriend" lives in Canada, right?

    :)

  6. Mmmmmm on Security Skins: Single Sign-On with Images · · Score: 1
    Hash.....

    (the "corned beef" version, not the "hippy crack" version)

  7. Re:Does anyone use it? on Netscape 8 Breaks IE XML · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the clarification. Do you ever do any bug testing / fixing with your web design work?

  8. Re:Does anyone use it? on Netscape 8 Breaks IE XML · · Score: 1

    Why would you want a problem restored? Surely you meant to say "hopefully the IE XML problem will be fixed after I restart my computer." Unless, of course, you want the bug to remain to try to test/fix it. Can you clarify please?

  9. Bravo. on Download Your Brain · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The point is, living is more than thinking...it's also doing. Allowing your brain to keep functioning is one thing; to have a life worth living you must also be able to have a beer

    Thank you for posting that comment. Now, if we could just get more people to realize the simple truth of your statement.

  10. Re:download? -MOD PARENT UP on Download Your Brain · · Score: 1
    How could SLASHDOT readers get confused about this? =)

    I think you meant to post that in this article.

  11. Yeah, on Researchers Pinpoint Brain's Sarcasm Sensor · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sure they have...

  12. You are wrong. on Review: Star Wars Episode III · · Score: 1
    BC and AD are mutually exclusive, numbnuts. 1 BC is UNDEFINED as an expression in AD.

    You are missing the obvious: Zero cannot be expressed as a period. With regard to AD / BC calendars, zero is a non-existant transitional point, there is no "zero phase." At the end of the year 1 BC, the transition is directly to 1 AD with no time being spent in a "zero" year and is in fact an instantaneous change. No time exists between 1 BC and 1 AD. So, the year -59767 AD is actually equal to 59767 BC.

  13. Re:In other news... on Phantom Console May Never Materialize · · Score: 1
    Mathmeticians around the world discover that 2+2 is, in fact, 4.

    But only for reasonably large values of 2.

    :)

  14. HA on ISS Oxygen Generator Fails for Good · · Score: 1

    Good one! I haven't thought about the 100 acre wood in years.

  15. Re:Cheap shot on Dvorak on the LinuxWorld Fracas · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What the Linux community needs right now is a good leader.

    Why can't a group of people ever do something right without resorting to being led around by some charismatic figurehead?

    • School Board screwed up? Get a new leader!
    • Company stock falling? Get a new leader!
    • Economy in the trash? Get a new leader!

    Christ, people, work together and do things right - without all the arguing and petty bullshit - and you will soon find out that most "leaders" (can also be read as "managers") are simply not needed.

  16. Eh, on ISS Oxygen Generator Fails for Good · · Score: 1
    I live next to 100 acres of forest. It produces more than enough oxygen for me and my family.

    Maybe in the future I'll get very wealthy from the profits produced by my "oxygen farm." :)

  17. Please, please on Nuclear Battery That Runs 10 Years · · Score: 1
    Please don't say that too loudly...

    The last thing we need is for some Washington "Genius" to propose we spend $56 trillion on a Neutrino Defense shield for the Whitehouse and Capitol Hill.

  18. Not necessarily... on Aquarium Full of Oil For PC Cooling · · Score: 1
  19. Re:In case of slashdotting on Aquarium Full of Oil For PC Cooling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look up "Latent Heat of Cooling" and then re-read your post.

  20. Re:An angel? on Wine Now Has Big-Time Lawyers On Its Side · · Score: 2, Funny
    Did you possibly mean "angle?"

    As in, "After years of not donating any money to charity, suddenly Joe Schmoe decides to give 1 million dollars to the American Heart Association. What is his angle?"

  21. You could be right. on Wine Now Has Big-Time Lawyers On Its Side · · Score: 1
    Microsoft wouldn't go diving into an empty pocket.

    If this group has any cash at all, MS is likely to try to seperate them from it.

  22. No, on Real-ID Passes U.S. Senate 100-0 · · Score: 1
    they shouldn't be allowed to amend anything at all.

    That way, only bills that have enough merit to stand alone under scrutiny will become law. We have too damn many laws as it is, and coat-tailing bullshit like this ID law is exactly how our rights have been - and will continue to be - eroded.

  23. Re:What's so bad? on Real ID: You Can Still Fight It · · Score: 1
    Cue the "...of the Beast" jokes.

    I'll start:

    668: the Neighbor of the Beast

  24. Consider this fact... on Australia Trials Phone To IP Service · · Score: 1
    Nobody ever says on their death bed, "I wish I had worked more."

    Here are a few other things that have never been said on a death bed:

    1) I wish I had drank fewer beers
    2) I wish I had had less sex
    3) I wish I had tried fewer cuisines
    4) I wish I had spent less time with my friends
    5) I wish I had been a better corporate pogue

    You only live once, so answer your buds when they call. I pity the person whose phone stops ringing...

  25. Re:Sounds like a great idea! on Australia Trials Phone To IP Service · · Score: 1
    "The last thing I want is one of the "buds" calling up wanting to talk about getting hammered this weekend."

    Wow, man, you aren't much of a bud then, huh?

    I hope for your sake that your "buds" don't know your /. id...