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  1. Re:Help, I'm stuck in jail! on Non-Apple Buttonless Mouse · · Score: 0
    Good work in Hague this week, Slobo.

    However, shouldn't you be busy preparing your defense instead of trolling on Slashdot? Have you heard anything from Bill Clinton? Is he going to testify?

  2. Re:what would we do with it? on Judge Says Microsoft Must Give States Windows Code · · Score: 0
    How do you know that?

    Have you seen the source? I bet you havent, so shut the fuck up, twerp.

  3. Re:What the hell are we doing up? on Tandys Never Die · · Score: 0

    Or amphetamine.

  4. Cornpone country pussy on The Myth of Open Source Security Revisited v2.0 · · Score: 0

    What I would really like to have now is the taste of sweet, virgin cornpone country pussy...

  5. Re:too much beer on Cryptogram Judges MS Security · · Score: -1
    I hear you.

    I've been seriously hungover and drunk at work too. It's hell.

    I've found out that you can pretty much survive it by drinking a lot of water and, as you say, eating a nice, greasy breakfast and a meal later on. Skip the coffee and cola. That's just going to mess up your stomach. If you really need caffeine, drink some green tea. After that, just browse the net. Don't even think about getting serious stuff done. And get some chewing gum to take away the beer stink in your breath.

  6. Anti-innovation on Cryptogram Judges MS Security · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Nothing in the article addresses the problem that you MUST have a feature-over-security attitude to make a killer application.

    Nobody wants to have a secure product in which you have to manually enable all the great features because of which you bought it in the first place! Secondly, no-one has time to keep up with all the security alerts. That's why an automatic patch system is absolutely necessary.

    Microsoft is being realistic. The author of this article is not.

  7. We need to address both layout and logic! on W3C Recommends XML Signature Syntax · · Score: -1
    Talking about separating the logical and layout information is a load of crap.

    TeX and LaTeX both boast that by separating the two (in essence by denying the author most of the layout commands) you get better looking documents.

    Yeah, right. Most of the LaTeX documents I've seen look like crap in comparison to Word documents. It's funny how defensive the LaTeX zealots get every time I point out just how fucking difficult it is to typeset figures in any meaningful way by using LaTeX.

  8. .ZA domain on Small Business Administration Objects to .US Deal · · Score: -1

    Zuid-Afrika?

  9. Re:This is getting silly. on Small Business Administration Objects to .US Deal · · Score: -1
    Because it makes more money for people.

    Fuck all this greed.

  10. Re:What do you call a Serbian prostitute? on SourceForge Terms of Service Change, Users Unhappy · · Score: -1

    Fancy a hard bum-ride on me cream-stick?

  11. Slashdot editors in a randy, drug-fueled romp! on SourceForge Terms of Service Change, Users Unhappy · · Score: -1
    A randy, drug-fueled romp in a New York-bound jet's rest room sparked a midair terror scare that sent a pair of F-16 fighter jets scrambling, authorities revealed yesterday.

    But the red alert aboard American Airlines Flight 101 from Detroit on Friday gave way to red faces when authorities discovered all the fuss was over two amorous men.

    Police said the passengers, Robert Malda and Michael Sims, admitted smoking crack cocaine and having sex in the cramped rest room.

    The miles-high ordeal began about 8:15 a.m. Friday on the Detroit-to-New York flight, said an American Airlines spokeswoman.

    Flight attendants complained to the pilot that the two men were acting suspiciously, making four or five trips to the rest room together.

    "A captain had requested that the local authorities meet the two passengers at the gate at Kennedy," said airline spokeswoman Sonja Whitemon.

    Air Force officials overheard the captain's radio dispatch to American Airlines operations and sent two F-16s to intercept the jetliner over the Atlantic Ocean, said Federal Aviation Administration officials.

    Whitemon insisted the airplane's crew did not ask for the military escort.

    "The captain requested that that not happen because he didn't believe the situation was that serious, but it happened anyway," Whitemon said.

    The two passengers were asleep when the plane touched down at JFK and were escorted off by Port Authority, Customs and FAA agents.

    No drugs were found on the men, who were not charged with any crimes. Immigration officials decided to deport them from country because they admitted practicing sodomy in the rest room, law enforcement officials said.

    The men were put back on a plane bound for Kabul, the gay capital of the world, later Friday, officials said.

  12. Slashdot editors in a randy, drug-fueled romp! on States Demand Windows Source Code · · Score: -1
    A randy, drug-fueled romp in a New York-bound jet's rest room sparked a midair terror scare that sent a pair of F-16 fighter jets scrambling, authorities revealed yesterday.

    But the red alert aboard American Airlines Flight 101 from Detroit on Friday gave way to red faces when authorities discovered all the fuss was over two amorous men.

    Police said the passengers, Robert Malda and Michael Sims, admitted smoking crack cocaine and having sex in the cramped rest room.

    The miles-high ordeal began about 8:15 a.m. Friday on the Detroit-to-New York flight, said an American Airlines spokeswoman.

    Flight attendants complained to the pilot that the two men were acting suspiciously, making four or five trips to the rest room together.

    "A captain had requested that the local authorities meet the two passengers at the gate at Kennedy," said airline spokeswoman Sonja Whitemon.

    Air Force officials overheard the captain's radio dispatch to American Airlines operations and sent two F-16s to intercept the jetliner over the Atlantic Ocean, said Federal Aviation Administration officials.

    Whitemon insisted the airplane's crew did not ask for the military escort.

    "The captain requested that that not happen because he didn't believe the situation was that serious, but it happened anyway," Whitemon said.

    The two passengers were asleep when the plane touched down at JFK and were escorted off by Port Authority, Customs and FAA agents.

    No drugs were found on the men, who were not charged with any crimes. Immigration officials decided to deport them from country because they admitted smoking crack in the rest room, law enforcement officials said.

    The men were put back on a plane bound for London, the gay capital of Europe, later Friday, officials said.

  13. Re:3,000,000 is Near on Dot.Con · · Score: -1
    Hey bro, how did the meeting go?

    Learn to read, fag. It's not until the NEXT morning.

    you are still a fag

    Looking for a rough shag, eh?

  14. Re:first toast on Surveillance in Washington DC And At Bookstores · · Score: -1
    Were you on this NY flight:

    "Two men 'having sex in plane toilet spark terror alert' on NY flight"

    More on Drudge.

  15. Arrogant bastard charge on Surveillance in Washington DC And At Bookstores · · Score: -1
    NEW ZEALAND phone company Telecom has started a high level investigation after one of its customers was levied NZ$337.50 on his bill for being an "arrogant bastard".

    According to the NZ Herald, the surcharge was listed under products or services after James Storrie found out his mobile was disconnected and reported as stolen although that wasn't the case.

    While the phone firm is investigating how someone managed to introduce the "arrogant bastard" category onto the bill, the paper also reports that local NZ law doesn't protect companies from describing their customers this way.

    It might breach the defamation laws, however.

  16. Re:1984 on Surveillance in Washington DC And At Bookstores · · Score: -1
    "Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself"

    "A still tongue makes a happy life"

  17. Re:Living in Britain on Surveillance in Washington DC And At Bookstores · · Score: -1
    the only thing I'd like to know is why someone would want to know where I've been

    Where am I?
    In the Village
    What do you want?
    Information
    Whose side are you on?
    That would be telling . . .
    We want Information
    You won't get it
    By hook or by crook . . .
    We will
    Who are you?
    The new Number Two
    Who is Number One?
    You are Number Six
    I am not a number . . .
    I'm a free man!

  18. You want security? on Surveillance in Washington DC And At Bookstores · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The rabid hordes of soccer moms won't stop until everything that MIGHT hurt their kids or be used by the kids to hurt themselves is banned.

  19. Re:3,000,000 is Near on Dot.Con · · Score: -1

    Goddamnit! I can't get drunk tonight as usual! A stupid meeting early next morning...

  20. Re:well.. on Philips vs Unlicensed DVD Players · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh yeah? I'll be laughing when the "Islamic flu" really hits NYC early next month. Bubonic plague, anyone?

  21. Re:ispell on Philips vs Unlicensed DVD Players · · Score: 0
    Huh?

    Just how do you use ispell to spellcheck the text in the comment submission box? Cut-and-paste? Too much effort.

  22. Global new order on Philips vs Unlicensed DVD Players · · Score: 0
    This is exactly what globalisation dictated by corporations means: the little guy will always lose.

    Even governments aren't safe anymore. Just look how the president of a sovereign state was kidnapped, extradited and soon judged by an metanational court.

  23. Bioterrorism on Philips vs Unlicensed DVD Players · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That makes you a bioterrorist. Please turn yourself in at the nearest DoJ detainment camp.

  24. Re:Pot in Netherlands on An Open Source Direct3D 8.0 Wrapper for Open GL · · Score: 0
    busted and such nasty things.

    Well, that's the thing I'm actually worried about. I've already made an ass out of myself many times so that's something I can cope with. :) Getting arrested and deported on some fucking ridiculous pot-smoking charge would be a bummer.

    Anyway, the best place to smoke dope is with yer buddies

    Yeah, I know. Don't worry. I don't like to smoke alone -- just isn't worth it. Besides, I have a feeling that the uni I'm going to has its share of happy pot smoking people I can mingle with. ;-)

  25. Pot in Netherlands on An Open Source Direct3D 8.0 Wrapper for Open GL · · Score: -1
    Right.

    Good for you. Anyway, it looks like I'm going to move onto the Twente Uni (Netherlands) for my post-doctoral Physics research later this year and I'd like to ask the locals this.

    a) Is pot being sold legally throughout the land or only in Amsterdam?

    b) How do I buy pot without making an ass out of myself? I do know how to smoke, but having to buy it on the streets probably makes it hard to cope with a variety of brands, for example.

    c) Can I buy pot "to go" or do I have to smoke it in the shop?

    (God, this must sound like an American trying to figure out if he can buy beer over here if he's 21... ;-)