That conservatives "know shit" because they've all been fucked in the ass? I thought a conservative would rather die than experiment in alternative lifestyles...
Got an automated SMS from the work. One of the arsene detectors had been triggered in the lab and I had to drive all the way there and wear a damn breathing apparatus just to find out that was a false alarm again.
Good thing I hadn't smoked pot and that it wasn't a real emergency. It might have been embarrasing to explain to the arriving emergency services that "Yeah, I'm in charge of the lab" with my eyes red and clothes reeking of pot.
So, can you tell me what money is and where does it come from?
It's made out of the thin air by the banks. It's like Karma on Slashdot. Completely artificial but still highly valued because people have been taught to believe in it.
Victor Joynath De, an air steward with India Airlines, was grounded last June for refusing shave off his handlebar moustache.
When will it come down to this?
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Bender: "Only Robannukah, the holiest two weeks on the robot calendar."
Leela: "Aw, come on, Bender. Last month it was Robamadan. And before that, Robanzaa."
I was a Paradise Lost fan in the early 90s, but then lost my soul to the industrial sound of mixed machine sounds and the good old grind.
I bought Host and Believe in Nothing just out of curiosity. I had never heard the new PL sound. Host wasn't that good (Behind the Gray was perhaps the best track), but I really like the latest CD. They've toned down the "Depeche Mode" sound and the lovely riffs are back.
We use a simple clay brick as our firewall. Makes our internal network virtually unpenetrable.
Nice one.
I have to remember that one when department's "security officer" gets all high and mighty again about how he's going to save our asses by installing yet another ineffective linux firewall (won't keep anyone out but will hinder my/. trolling).
"Hey Brad, why don't you use clay bricks instead? That should really keep the students from hacking my Excel exam result charts."
Q: I'm constantly horny. I'm always cruising and fanaticizing. I've masturbated at least twice a day since I was 14. How much is too much? A week ago, I had so much fellatio, my penis started to hurt. Towards the tip, it's swollen slightly on one side now and it is sensitive to touch. (I'm cut). I can feel some lumpiness under the skin. This was not rough sex -- just a little intense. Should I see the doctor or should I just avoid getting erections and stop masturbating for a while?
Yours truly,
Rob Malda
A: This is one question that I am happy to answer because there is no bad news. You can masturbate as much as you want. Your body will tell you if you are too tired by lack of libido or inability to ejaculate.
Now for the second part of your question. Oral sex -- especially if it is vigorous -- can irritate the head of your penis. In addition to skin irritation, you can develop small blood clots in the head of your penis (like a hickey) from the suction. Don't worry, it's not dangerous. If it is still sore, warm compresses and aspirin or Advil will help it go away faster. If you have a skin irritation, try a very mild hydrocortisone cream available without prescription in your pharmacy. If the problem persists, go to a doctor for an evaluation to be sure you don't have an STD.
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Yeah, and the shoes you wear at a nightclub can make the differenec between you getting a blowjob or an affair with your own palm.
That conservatives "know shit" because they've all been fucked in the ass? I thought a conservative would rather die than experiment in alternative lifestyles...
Good thing I hadn't smoked pot and that it wasn't a real emergency. It might have been embarrasing to explain to the arriving emergency services that "Yeah, I'm in charge of the lab" with my eyes red and clothes reeking of pot.
I really wish I had some pot to smoke.
Only criminals and terrorists would do so. Have you stopped being a terrorist, yet?
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Got hungry after eight beers. Time to cook something and watch the Evil Dead DVD that arrived today.
Indeed. Welcome to the share hallucination where the green pieces of paper can even be used to measure the value of a human life.
The dollar is no longer tied to anything real. It's all a big fucking hallucination.
You couldn't come up with a counter-argument so you resorted to a Ayn Randian ad hominem attack to keep a peace in your little consumerist mind?
If you disagree, answer me this: what is money and why do people die because of it every second?
I'm not a bank that's allowed to make money out of nothing and lend it to you at an interest rate of 11%.
It's made out of the thin air by the banks. It's like Karma on Slashdot. Completely artificial but still highly valued because people have been taught to believe in it.
Alyson's not only hot but she's not afraid to play a lesbian role either. Whatta gal!
="Please stop making it so obvious that we are ripping people off by charging for our software"
What could be better capitalism than providing a quality product at no cost? The ultimate competition.
Why not try trolling your local McDonalds, instead? Page widening and lengthening sucks.
That is the question that has been vexing legal minds in the Indian city of Calcutta.
Mr De is extremely proud of his moustache
Victor Joynath De, an air steward with India Airlines, was grounded last June for refusing shave off his handlebar moustache.
Bender: "Only Robannukah, the holiest two weeks on the robot calendar."
Leela: "Aw, come on, Bender. Last month it was Robamadan. And before that, Robanzaa."
I bought Host and Believe in Nothing just out of curiosity. I had never heard the new PL sound. Host wasn't that good (Behind the Gray was perhaps the best track), but I really like the latest CD. They've toned down the "Depeche Mode" sound and the lovely riffs are back.
Nice one.
I have to remember that one when department's "security officer" gets all high and mighty again about how he's going to save our asses by installing yet another ineffective linux firewall (won't keep anyone out but will hinder my /. trolling).
"Hey Brad, why don't you use clay bricks instead? That should really keep the students from hacking my Excel exam result charts."
Has he stooped to TacoSnotting already? Geez. The last time I heard of him, he was still into "Juicy Douching"...
I was just about to start listening to Paradise Lost's "Believe in Nothing" but BOC's better for this feeling I have.
Please stop posting anonymously, Rob.
Just bought a pack of Gillette Blue II Plus "Ultra Grip" blades and some sensitive skin shaving gel.
Yours truly,
Rob Malda
A: This is one question that I am happy to answer because there is no bad news. You can masturbate as much as you want. Your body will tell you if you are too tired by lack of libido or inability to ejaculate.
Now for the second part of your question. Oral sex -- especially if it is vigorous -- can irritate the head of your penis. In addition to skin irritation, you can develop small blood clots in the head of your penis (like a hickey) from the suction. Don't worry, it's not dangerous. If it is still sore, warm compresses and aspirin or Advil will help it go away faster. If you have a skin irritation, try a very mild hydrocortisone cream available without prescription in your pharmacy. If the problem persists, go to a doctor for an evaluation to be sure you don't have an STD.
I'm off to the pub and I'll raise my glass to John Rusnak tonight!