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Michi Henning on Computing Fallacies

Karma Sucks writes "Check out this summary of a keynote at Linux.conf.au by Michi Henning of CORBA fame. It really hits the nail on several points. I especially liked the point about people constantly rewriting letters in these modern times, as opposed to say 1945 where it just wasn't worth the pain of re-typing a letter. The only point that didn't made sense in this summary was the one about "source code being useless"."

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  1. Re:I don't know about you... by Klerck · · Score: 1, Informative

    My trolling career is ruined now that I can no longer page lengthen in the way that I used to!

  2. A Bit more then that by JohnHegarty · · Score: 0

    "The only point that didn't made sense in this summary was the one about "source code being useless"

    The whole thing didn't make much sence if you ask me...

    1. Re:A Bit more then that by gazbo · · Score: 1, Insightful
      His wife was trying to save a 2.2MB for a 2 page Word document on a floppy disk.
      Plain text, default font, left aligned. There was one email address, underlined.
      After 17 minutes of searching, he found a way to turn off this email address
      highlight off. The document was then saved at 800KB.
      Lie. Damn lie. Try it yourself, I just did - type a word document (doesn't matter how long, I tried it with just a couple of lines as well as several pages) with a mailto: in it. Size? 24K. Yet he claims to be saving 1.4MB. Don't take it the wrong way, but this is bullshit, and he knows it. You want to exaggerate fine, but don't tell outright lies (perhaps he forgot to mention he also removed the .bmp watermark)

      Oh, and the author transcribes 'M$ paperclip' - Did the presenter actually talk about 'Emm-dollar paperclip' No? Then don't write it like he did.

      Some (occasional) interesting points, but really nothing that hasn't been mentioned many times before by anyone who's ever used a pc.

      I rate this article C- Trite.
    2. Re:A Bit more then that by sphealey · · Score: 2
      Lie. Damn lie. Try it yourself, I just did - type a word document (doesn't matter how long, I tried it with just a couple of lines as well as several pages) with a mailto: in it. Size? 24K
      You must not have spent much time on the help desk in the last 3 years. It is quite easy to create a 100 word, 2MB MS-Word file. How? Dammed if I know - I never do whatever it is that otherwise ordinary humans do to make this happen, and working together we can never reproduce it. But it happens all the time.

      sPh

    3. Re:A Bit more then that by jd142 · · Score: 2

      Wild guess, and if right I don't know why removing the link would fix it, but if fast save is on and you are doing a lot of revisions, deletions, etc., you can easily bump up a file's size because fast save never actually deletes any of the text you delete. Makes it easy to recover someone's first draft, which has been done.

      No way it should have been over 2 megs though.

    4. Re:A Bit more then that by Maserati · · Score: 1
      And if there's any kind of graphic (like a company logo in the template) then Word files balloon like Rosie O'Donnell in a chocolate factory. I almost think Word's internal graphics format is less efficient than a raw .bmp. And no matter what format the image is in, it gets converted. I've seen a couple of tiny embedded jpegs end up as 3 MB of wasted space in a file.


      But I've been lucky, everyone I've had to support in creating huge, complex documents has been using Quark or Framemaker so I haven't seen the ballooning effect of extensive formatting in Word.

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    5. Re:A Bit more then that by thomas.galvin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The only point that didn't made sense in this summary was the one about "source code being useless"

      It would have been better, perhaps, to say "for most users, source code is useless."

      I remember when I was first getting started, and I head about Open Source. "Hey, cool, I can teach myself to write a word processor!" The truth, though, was that I couldn't. The code to any non-trivial program is going to be very hard to follow if you don't have someone walking you through it, or loads of time to work it through. And that's if you're a programmer. If you aren't, all the source code is good for is taking up space on your hard drive.

    6. Re:A Bit more then that by Jelloman · · Score: 1

      It seems to me the general point of this speech is not to make precisely correct statements, but to challenge your assumptions. And the general usefulness of source code is an assumption that should be challenged.

      I'm a huge fan of open source, and more importantly free software, but the fact that successful open source projects exist does not mean that releasing any pile of garbage code will produce positive results for that project. The obvious example is Mozilla - the original release of Mozilla was a festering pile of spaghetti code. The Gecko project looks much better (can you say "focus"? A sharp kitchen knife is much more useful than a dull Swiss Army knife)... but Netscape could have built Gecko as an open source project without opening up the crappy Netscape 4 code, harming their reputation, or stalling badly-needed bugfix releases of Navigator.

    7. Re:A Bit more then that by bofkentucky · · Score: 2, Informative

      its the fast save feature, turn it off, and file sizes shrink. A fast save apparently appends to the end of the original file with routing for where this and that section needs to go, in addition to the edits, its apparently not real efficent but it beats waiting for 10-20 seconds for msword to finish saving so you can shut down your system in MS marketing's eyes, dig around in options and you'll find a check box for it

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    8. Re:A Bit more then that by gazbo · · Score: 0, Troll

      I can agree with this, and I realise that Word files can grow hugely for no apparent reason (maybe your quick-save suggestion is correct)

      But the fact is, when he claimed that delinkifying(tm) the mailto: cut the filesize by 1.4MB, I repeat: He was lying. Through his teeth.

    9. Re:A Bit more then that by pohl · · Score: 1
      I believe it usually happens when people load an old document as a template and make changes to it. The file format seems to keep some revision information with it.

      One time my wife received a job offer in an MS-Word format. She didn't have Word handy and used the strings command to look at the content, and she saw a job offer for much, much less than she was expecting. Upon further inspection, she noticed that it was for a different position being offered to someone else.

      If the business was my own, I'd have a policy to never send Word documents outside the company. Who knows what kind of information you're leaking this way!?

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    10. Re:A Bit more then that by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The whole thing didn't make much sence if you ask me.

      Or if you ask me. This guy has a few interesting points and a bunch of useless or fundimentally flawed points.

      The one "decent" point is that people spend too much time dicking around with fonts and colors. But that's a problem that doesn't sit on a hard drive - it sits in the chair in front of the computer.

      Fallacy 1: Computing is Easy, he shows by pointing out that there are "Teach Yourself" and "for Dummies" books. These are merely titles. He then points out things like "Air Traffic Control for Morons" is silly. Yes, it is, if you're going to be a professional ATC. But then, if you're seeing if you're interested in the field, or possibly getting caught up on a new system, it makes sense. These are industry specific publications - grabbing a copy of New Riders "Essiental Python" won't teach you Python if you've never programmed, but it will get you going quickly if you've done C++, Perl, etc before.

      Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise This is not a fallacy. I don't have a typewriter, lightboard, razors, specialized photography equipment and a printing press. But I've used a multitude of layout programs and a printer, which is far cheaper and quicker to use. The fallacy he *is* showing is the concept of "Software automatically makes me an expert", which is not a common credo at all. In fact, most office workers will activly try to avoid learning new software because they don't understand that that field.

      Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity

      Walk into an engineering firm or archetect firm and ask them if they want to go back to sketching blueprints. See if most small businesses have a CPA on hire anymore. He says: "It only took five hours to format this memo". If that's the case, the problem sits in the chair, not in the software. Your HR department should take care of that, not IT.

      Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users Which he then says is a false because they are only focused on upgrades, money and crushing the competition. And yet, later he'll say why open source is useless. Um.

      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy CLI might be more "powerful" in the hands of a skilled user (I won't give mine up), but well done GUIs can be self explanatory (assuming you know the conventions of that UI). Again, he's phrasing this so it is self-fufilling. Of *course* there are lousy graphical interfaces out there. There are also quite a few easy ones. And I think the metaphor of windows is a very very good one in a computing environment when you are moving from task to task constantly (Letter, Email, Check the intranet for some numbers, back to the Email, task list, look up an phone number, make a call, pull up client records and make note, check email, write a letter). For very deticated tasks, it's less useful, but many real world users need to jump around in tasks. Even if it's a spreadsheet and solitare, as a receptionist listed as her "necessary applications".

      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster Computers are getting faster, the experience is not. On my Apple ][, I could turn it on and in a matter of several seconds, be typing in a word processor. But then, it didn't have spell checking, fonts, and I couldn't make a spreadsheet larger than something like 32x64. Humans can only work so quickly, so as long as the computer can keep up, the coders will add new features. There is the issue of "snappiness", but that's a feel issue less than a task speed issue.

      "We have come along and destroyed all the gains we have made in hardware" - no, we have leveraged them into more flexability.

      Fallacy 7: Programs are Getting Better

      He asks how often I make pie charts. Me? Very seldom. But for the guy down the hall who does financial pitches to clients, he really really needs that ability. How often do I embedd live info into a document? Not often - but the guy who manages the intranet does it all the time. How often do I perform a Fourier analysis? Pretty damn often - when I was in college. Had I gone into a different field, I would be stone dead if I couldn't.

      His wife was trying to save a 2.2MB for a 2 page Word document on a floppy disk. Plain text, default font, left aligned. There was one email address, underlined. After 17 minutes of searching, he found a way to turn off this email address highlight off. The document was then saved at 800KB.

      My comment: Then it wasn't plain text! We all *know* that Word's doc format sucks... so use something else (and yet open source has no advantages in creating sane standards).

      Fallacy 9: Programming is About Date Structures and Algorithms

      No... Program = Data Structure + Algorithms. Knowing how they work makes you a better programmer. Period. And Michi? I wrote a program using linked lists last week. Some of us do low level code for specific reasons.

      Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer I agree with this one - again, because he phrased it carefully. Open Source is an answer, not "the" answer.

      Fallacy 11: Standards all the Solution Right then, what is Corba?

      Fallacy 12: We are Making Progress If you bought the shite at the beginning, I assume this makes sense.

      Fallacy 13: The Industry Knows Where it is Goling Name an industry that does know what is in the future. Hell, name a *person* who is certain of the future and is not delusional.

      This guy is a twonk, and almost dangerous: The best UI people on the planet are those working in the car industry. And yet people die all the time because the controls for AC and radio are off to the side and different in each car. I get into a new car, and I have to play for a minute to figure out the lights, shifting, etc... and I just forget about things like cruise control unless I'm on a road trip - and then I ask.

      And finally, the biggest thing that shows what an idiot this guys is: We have to stop doing things just because they are fun. If you don't enjoy your activities and you aren't pursuing alternate activites, that's a pathalogical condition. You are mentally ill.

      Me? I enjoy my profession, *and* do the best damn job I can do to make powerful, easy to use and useful solutions for my users.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    11. Re:A Bit more then that by arkanes · · Score: 2

      This is fascinating, and perhaps should be published more widely - who knows, maybe it'll be the kicker to get people to stop using Word! *gasp!*

    12. Re:A Bit more then that by filtrs · · Score: 1

      Two words ... Embedded Fonts. If you have that nice little feature on, you can easily balloon a small DOC into a large one. Still doesn't explain the story about how a single line of "mailto:blah@blah.com" can change it that much ...

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    13. Re:A Bit more then that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your take on Michi Henning's rant. My opinion, on the other hand, is more succinct.
      Michi Henning is an elitist, blowhard, and a pessimist. No doubt his words will resonate with other elitists who think that the world would be a better place if only the ignorant unwashed masses made way for their superior intellect.

    14. Re:A Bit more then that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was at the library the other day and I saw a new SAMS Title: ``Teach Yourself C++ in 10 Minutes''. I'm serious. That is the real title of a real dead tree book. At first it was 21 days, then a week; now they've cut the learning curve to 10 minutes. Amazing!

    15. Re:A Bit more then that by 3am · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing that it would cause is people demanding that MS make Word more secure. Word is like Herpes or fruit flies, it'll never go away.

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    16. Re:A Bit more then that by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      "We have come along and destroyed all the gains we have made in hardware" - no, we have leveraged them into more flexability.

      Make a list of everything you actually use the office suite for (if you use it) and then ask, does this merit a whole CD set to install?

      What I'd like to know is, where does all that space go? It can't be code...

    17. Re:A Bit more then that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not if by doing that he actually killed the old fast-save info...

      I wouldn't be surprised at that...

    18. Re:A Bit more then that by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Make a list of everything you actually use the office suite for (if you use it) and then ask, does this merit a whole CD set to install?

      Depends - first off, MS's apps tend to have quite a bit of code with is just patches/more functional versions of system files. Quite a bit is also media files - clip art, yes, but also program icons, grammar rules, dictionaries, etc. Excel supports hundreds and hundreds of obscure functions, and Word has WordBasic.

      "But I don't use that", you might say. Well, you probably don't, but if you take everyone in a medium sized office (say, 600 people), then you'll find many many people consider the stuff you don't use to be absoluely essential for their work. Then expand it out to all offices in your field, and you hit some more of that stuff. As soon as you shift fields, you start grabbing big chunks of really obscure features.

      An insurance company used WordBasic to autogenerate explaination folders showing insurance providers what some questionable injuries were in a stadardized format. Jerry Pournelle, a professional author who types page upon page of straight text every day, asked Microsoft to add the "White text on blue, unformmatted" mode that is buried deep in the configuration panels of Word. Each feature has a user somewhere.

      And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why plugin archetectures and code reuse keeps popping up as a Good Thing. I've heard many times, although I have yet to verify it for myself, that Word (say, around 97 or so, at any rate) had all of Excel inside it, and when you embedded a spreadsheet, it didn't actually call Excel to edit it, but rather used its own internal code. Certainly that would add quite a bit of bulk to it.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    19. Re:A Bit more then that by HendriX · · Score: 1

      I support almost all what MH says. I think that you should make an "effort" to understand what he is trying to say, not an "effort" to try to "destroy" his opinions. Just a matter of attitude.

      Fallacy 1: Computing is easy. Book sellers try to sell books by any means. And one of them is to offer imposible things. "Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons", is a lie. Maybe "Small Introduction to C++ in 14 Easy Lessons". They say computing is easy, and it's not. But the books sell.

      Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise. I think MH tries to say that software "sometimes" seems to promise that you will be able to write a good text without writing skills throu the use of Word X. They try hard (spell correction, style "advisors", etc) but the fact is that you "need" writing skills (not owning a press, you always can take your manuscript to a professional one).

      Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity. Sometimes increase "flashiness" more than productivity. Compare a notebook/blackboard presentation to a PPT one, which takes more time to prepare...?

      Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users. Sometimes are more a hassle than a help...

      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy. You named it. A "well done" GUI is easy. He only tries to destroy the myth "Any GUI == EASY".

      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster. Sure the experience is not getting faster. Flashy animated menus and things like that keeps demanding more computing power. You know what, many software vendors (M$, for example) know that it is easier to sell you a new program if you also buy a new computer, so...

      Well, I won't continue because I have better things to do. Just hope you get my idea. I don't think that MH is and "idiot", and would NEVER dare to call that to a so respected person, with so much experience and a large track record.

      Let's hope that we won't discover any Einstein writing against OS (just in case it was possible in time). Many people here would surely flame against "relativity theory".

      Best Regards
      Daniel

      PS: Please let's think about all this.

    20. Re:A Bit more then that by amarodeeps · · Score: 1

      I don't think Evan was going out of his way to try to discredit what MH was saying. The fact is, whether or not MH had good points, he obscured them by being simplistic and not thinking through all the possibilities. Whether or not I agree with "the essence" of some of what Michi was saying, I think Evan's rebuttal gave a fuller understanding of the real issues without having to resort to that kind of knee-jerk reaction.

      And the fact is, Evan is right when he calls Michi dangerous - he is especially dangerous precisely because he is a "so respected person, with so much experience and a large track record." That means when he says stupid shit, more people will listen and take his stupid shit seriously. Like yourself, apparently...

      "Oh what, open source is crap? Everyone needs to go back to the command line? News today: German Parliament decides upon MS-DOS as the chosen Operating System over Linux w/Gnome..." Okay, ridiculous exaggeration, but you get my point...

    21. Re:A Bit more then that by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      I support almost all what MH says. I think that you should make an "effort" to understand what he is trying to say,

      I did. You're wrong too. The key here is the biggest problem lies not with the computer at all.

      Fallacy 1: Computing is easy. Book sellers try to sell books by any means. And one of them is to offer imposible things. "Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons", is a lie. Maybe "Small Introduction to C++ in 14 Easy Lessons". They say computing is easy, and it's not. But the books sell.

      Then the problem is with the publishers and the purchacers. It exists in all aspects of life - there are plenty of books that offer to fix your relationship (something that can't really be done with *any* book), lose weight or quit smoking, be happy, learn to sell music, learn to direct movies, and when you jump to textbooks, how to become a doctor or lawyer. Where is the computer related problem? Books are books.

      Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise. I think MH tries to say that software "sometimes" seems to promise that you will be able to write a good text without writing skills throu the use of Word X.

      I don't know of anybody who has ever said: "You know, I could write a novel, but my software sucks". Those few (very few) who do do not make the software at fault. The problem lies with their own expectations, not in some sinister "promise" of software. Very few people say that a microwave makes them a gourmet cook, just that it allows them to cook easily.

      Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity. Sometimes increase "flashiness" more than productivity. Compare a notebook/blackboard presentation to a PPT one, which takes more time to prepare...?

      Depends on if you're giving the speech over and over again - plus, if you're typing it up for handouts anyway, it's easy to make the presentation an automated one. As an ex-teacher (one year), writing on a blackboard is a serious skill that needs to be developed. That's why many teachers use overhead projectors.

      Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users. Sometimes are more a hassle than a help...

      How? If you're gonna state that, back it up. And not with single, specific examples - general examples that apply to many aspects of computer use. I'm sure I could come up with many examples where computers have been misapplied in offices, but the general fact is that they allow for complicated, personalized tasks to be rediced to standardized, simple tasks that the next employee can pick up.

      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy. You named it. A "well done" GUI is easy. He only tries to destroy the myth "Any GUI == EASY".

      Modern GUIs, in general, are easy. The point is moot, anyway... qwerty might not be perfect, but non-disabled people have no problems with it. GUIs might not be perfect, but non-disabled people have no problems with them. If Easy = everybody can use them, then they are easy. Look at a McDonald's keyboard for an example of how easy and pervasive icons are.

      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster. Sure the experience is not getting faster. Flashy animated menus and things like that keeps demanding more computing power. You know what, many software vendors (M$, for example) know that it is easier to sell you a new program if you also buy a new computer, so...

      Again, computers *are* getting faster - we're just loading more stuff on them. Maybe it should be rephrased - they are getting more powerful. Just like in the 1950s, when airplanes could carry 30 people, but stewardesses would punch holes in the floor with their heels, versus a few generations later, when they still carried 30 people, but were more sturdily built - the engines were more powerful, but the plane was beefed up with the use of those power, and the flights carried meals and snacks

      [I] would NEVER dare to call [him an idiot] to a so respected person, with so much experience and a large track record.

      You have never been to a university, have you? :) Throughout history, there are plenty of people with respect and volumes of published material who were just plain wrong. Via a bad case of tunnel vision, being surrounded by yes men, or simply just picking the incorrect answer.

      The statements that showed serious lack of connection to reality and human nature were the ones you didn't address - his last ones about "the Computer industry doesn't know where it's going". Well, *nobody* knows where *any* industry is going, and that uncerntity is proportinal to the number of technological breakthoughs that occur in that field. And breakthoughs in just about any field were made by people having "fun", figuring out a puzzle, or solving something that annoyed them.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    22. Re:A Bit more then that by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh. I can imagine what that book looks like.

      "Teach Yourself C++ in 10 Minutes"

      Chapter 1: Minute 1:

      First, realize that if you really thought you could learn a programming language in 10 minutes, you're too stupid to be a programmer.

      Spend the remaining 9 minutes 40 seconds letting that sink in.

      Sucker.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    23. Re:A Bit more then that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the post, you would realize he didn't take the stupid shit seriously. He read between the lines and formed his own opinion. He realized the good and the bad of MH was saying, and took what he needed.

      What other people take from it, whether positive or negative, I don't know. However his fallacies were phrased, were just suggestions. Things to think about, which we are.

      You can argue and debate his points but don't resort to cheap shots to those who join in the debate, dipshit. ;)

    24. Re:A Bit more then that by Mr+Z · · Score: 1
      I've heard many times, although I have yet to verify it for myself, that Word (say, around 97 or so, at any rate) had all of Excel inside it, and when you embedded a spreadsheet, it didn't actually call Excel to edit it, but rather used its own internal code. Certainly that would add quite a bit of bulk to it.

      I thought that's what OLE^H^H^HCOM or whatever was supposed to avoid. Or am I smoking crack?

      So what happens if I try to embed a Word document in an Excel spreadsheet cell?

      --Joe
    25. Re:A Bit more then that by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      I thought that's what OLE^H^H^HCOM or whatever was supposed to avoid.

      That's exactly why it was noteworthy.

      So what happens if I try to embed a Word document in an Excel spreadsheet cell?

      It loads Word... it was only Excel in Word that was stated to exist - probably due to problems with Excel not operating properly when embedded in Word.

      I'd love to see authoritative confirmation or denial of this old tale - remember, it only applies to Office 95 or 97 or so, and I can confirm that you can uninstall Excel and still edit embedded spreadsheets in Word... but that might be due to Excel DLLs left behind or something.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    26. Re:A Bit more then that by follower-fillet · · Score: 1

      >> His wife was trying to save a 2.2MB for a 2
      >> page Word document on a floppy disk.
      > Then it wasn't plain text!
      Sounds like the old fast-save/save-as issue...

    27. Re:A Bit more then that by Michi · · Score: 1
      Walk into an engineering firm or archetect firm and ask them if they want to go back to sketching blueprints.


      I'm in the process of building a new house. When I started looking for architects and builders, I always asked them whether they used a CAD system for the plans, and whether they could do things like provide virtual walkthroughs for a design.


      I talked to dozens of different companies and found only a single one that would use CAD for their building projects. (I didn't chose that company for other reasons.) All the other companies, guess what they do? They employ draftspersons who create and modify plans exactly as they did twenty years ago, with pencil, paper, and whiteout.


      I was quite surprised by this and asked for the reasons. The common answers were:

      - The learning curve is too steep. It takes more than a year for someone to get proficient enough with a CAD system to be effective.

      - The cost of the software and hardware is too high.

      - We tried it and the software was too stupid. It knows nothing about building regulations, will let you do impossible things, such as putting a twenty meter span for a ceiling without the appropriate supports, it cannot cope with things that we need to do routinely, such as curved stairs, etc, etc.

      - The software is buggy. We had endless reliability problems and gave up in the end.

      - It's too slow. A good draftsperson is faster with pencil and paper than with a CAD system.

      - The overhead isn't worth it. For a small building, I can do the wiring plan in a few minutes on paper. If I use a CAD system, I spend hours having to enter all sorts of detail first, and then, most likely, I get a suboptimal wiring plan.

      So, at least in the Australian housing industry, CAD systems are essentially non-existent with both builders and architects.


      Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users Which he then says is a false because they are only focused on upgrades, money and crushing the competition. And yet, later he'll say why open source is useless. Um.


      That's quoting me out of context. I stated that source is useless as insurance against a vendor going belly-up because I'm not in the business of maintaining whatever software I got from that vendor, and because I'm unlikely to have the skills to look after that source.


      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy CLI might be more "powerful" in the hands of a skilled user (I won't give mine up), but well done GUIs can be self explanatory


      You said it. Well-done GUIs can be a joy to use. Unfortunately, the majority of GUIs I come across are not well-done. The text widget into which I'm typing this right now on this web page is a prime example. It's about 50 characters wide, and 10 lines tall. That's too little context to be useful -- I can't refer back or forward more than a few sentences. When I resize my web browser to make it larger, everything resizes but that window, which stays exactly the same size. So I'm doomed to type into this abomination with minimal context, and I don't get even the most basic functionality for text editing, such as searching or spell checking. So, quite often, I write a reply using my favourite text editor and then paste it into the widget for posting. I shouldn't have to do this.
      But back to the point: the fallacy is that people are told that, just because something is graphical, it's easy. That's simply untrue. Even with a GUI, I still have to understand what I'm doing. The more complex that task I want to perform, the more I need to know, and the more complex and clutter the GUI gets. Take the average application package and try to use it. Here are a few unusability examples:

      - In older versions of Word, when I did a search, the highlighted target sometimes ended up underneath the dialog box for searching. That's quite jarring, because I just pressed the "Find" button and now I'm looking at a page that doesn't have a highlight anywhere. I'm confused until I realize that the search target is probably underneath the dialog box and move the dialog box out of the way.

      - In later versions of Word, the problem was "solved": when I do a search and the search target happens to be underneath the dialog box, the dialog box repositions itself such that the target is visible. What a hopelessly useless way to deal with the problem! It means that, on a document where I'm searching for a frequently-used phrase, the search dialog keeps jumping around madly without rhyme or reason.

      Why not scroll the document and leave the box in place instead? For that matter, why does a search require a dialog box at all? Couldn't I just type the search string once and then have the dialog box go away? Couldn't we do away with the dialog box altogether? For example, when I pull down Edit->Search, why can't a text widget appear right there underneath my mouse pointer and automatically go away as soon as I hit Enter?

      - Try Adobe Acrobat Reader and use its search function. Once you have typed a string into the dialog box and hit enter, the dialog box disappears and the search target is highlighted. Nice. To search again, I can simply hit ^G to go to the next target. Nice. Except that there is a bug in the code somewhere: if you do other things after searching, such as scrolling around or following a hyperlink, the next time you hit ^G, the dialog box reappears and you have to hit Enter as well to initiate the next search. Thereafter, every time you hit ^G, the dialog box pops back up. Really annoying, and simply a bug. But that bug has been there for years...

      - I use Microsoft Outlook occasionally to connect to a mail server with SSL. The server doesn't have a properly signed certificate, so Outlook pops up a warning dialog and asks whether I want to continue. Fine. But more than half the time, the dialog box ends up underneath the main Outlook window where I can't see it! Yet, the box is modal, so Outlook itself appears to be hung. Moreover, the dialog box doesn't have a button on the toolbar, so I can't bring it to the front by clicking on its button. If I minimize Outlook, I also minimize the dialog box. Only way to get at the dialog box is to move the main Outlook window out of the way to expose it. This is atrocious design!

      - I typically use several programs at once on my Windows desktop. Frequently, I initiate something, such as an FTP transfer or a compilation and then go back to doing something else, like writing email. I'm a touch typist, and I type fast. In the middle of me typing into my xterm, a dialog box pops up from nowhere to ask me something. That dialog box grabs the focus and, before I know it, several of my keystrokes have been sent to that dialog box, which obediently closes and does God knows what. This is unspeakably poor design, yet I have to put up with it on a daily basis.


      There are thousands of examples along the same lines -- sometimes the desktop metaphor is used incorrectly, sometimes there is a bug, and sometimes the designer of the GUI was unbelievably incompetent. Why is it that these problems have not been addressed, even though we've had GUIs for more than 15 years?


      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster Computers are getting faster, the experience is not. On my Apple ][, I could turn it on and in a matter of several seconds, be typing in a word processor. But then, it didn't have spell checking, fonts, and I couldn't make a spreadsheet larger than something like 32x64.


      The computer you are using today is likely several hundred times faster than your Apple ][. Are you really suggesting that adding features such as spell checking and fonts justifies slowing the program down, even though the hardware is several hundred times faster? Are you really suggesting that it would be technically impossible to make a current-day word processor load just as quickly as the one you used back then? All that in the face of hardware that is hundreds, if not thousands of times faster, and in the face of all the progress we are supposed to have made in computing in the past 15 years? If we put our minds to it, we *can* have word processors that load in a split second, and we *can* have GUIs that are easy to use and don't spring surprises on us. But, for some reason, we don't seem to consider it worth the bother...

      Cheers,

      Michi.

    28. Re:A Bit more then that by Michi · · Score: 1
      Chapter 1: Minute 1:

      First, realize that if you really thought you could learn a programming language in 10 minutes, you're too stupid to be a programmer.

      Spend the remaining 9 minutes 40 seconds letting that sink in.


      I appreciate the point :-) Unfortunately, we have "Teach Yourself Linux in 10 Minutes" (yes, that's a real book!) The title has about as much credibility as "Lose 20kg of weight in two weeks!" Yet, it seems that people see nothing strange in what is obviously an oxymoron and buy the book anyway. (And many such impossible titles are selling in surprising numbers...)

      Cheers,

      Michi.

    29. Re:A Bit more then that by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      The whole self-help book industry is insane.

      Anyway, I still can't imagine those books sell. if their claim was true, 10 minutes is short enough that you could read the book while still in the bookstore. :)

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  3. Of course. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Insightful
    source code is useless.
    "But wait!" you hear the OSS people cry. "If you have the source code, you can fix bugs!" "Well," I have to ask, with a rather pensive look on my face. "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help? We want software that works, so we can do our business. Our business is not writing this software." From a business perspective, at least.
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    1. Re:Of course. by coyul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Well," I have to ask, with a rather pensive look on my face. "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help? We want software that works, so we can do our business. Our business is not writing this software."

      "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow."

      The idea is that if everybody gets to see the code, the problem will be obvious to somebody. It certainly stands a better chance of being found than if only the original coders (who might not see anything wrong -- after all, they wrote it that way in the first place) get to look under the hood.

    2. Re:Of course. by jidar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help? We want software that works, so we can do our business. Our business is not writing this software."

      Well that sounds good, but it's been proven wrong in practice.

      At this point, with all of the incredible software that has been produced by open source methods, I don't think it leaves people much room to attack the open source design philosophy. It clearly works and works well, it just works differently than people expect.

      --
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    3. Re:Of course. by ForsakenRegex · · Score: 1

      Having the source doesn't prevent you from
      choosing not to fix or find bugs. Bugs are
      prevalent in most software, including commercial
      software. If you do happen to have a tech who
      can find and fix a bug in the source, it's
      possible with open source software by default.

      --
      "A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
    4. Re:Of course. by taliver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, the very obvious bugs might be caught, but there's a catch:

      If software has bugs that are easy to see, and come up frequently, it's perceived as "buggy", and few people will download it, and fewer eyes will look for the bugs.

      If a bug is harder to reproduce, it probably doesn't come up very often, and not everyone will spend time looking for the bug. Hell, I'm in a research environment, I know how to code, and my KDE print daemon crashes everyday. I don't care enough to try to submit bug traq reports, or look at why it's crashing, I'm just going to hope that it magically gets fixed in the next release.

      Exactly how many people here have actually hunted through source code to find the one little bug that annoys them, like the fact that Konq occasionally ignores links, or that it's javascript interpretter is far from perfect. Source code is not the magic bullet, but I'll admit it's better than nothing.

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    5. Re:Of course. by nosferatu-man · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow."

      An absurd fallacy. Perhaps for fetchmail or hello, world! or other,
      similarly sized projects, but nowhere else. Debugging require not
      merely a pair of eyeballs, nor even crackerjack programming skills,
      but mostly an understanding of the problems and compromises that went
      into the creation of the software system in the first place.

      To produce better software, we need better programmers, and better
      tools, not meaningless platitudes about the business justification of
      Open Source licensing.

      Peace,
      (jfb)

      --
      To spur "enterprise Linux," Big Bang, the distributed two-phase commit.
    6. Re:Of course. by gmack · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Complete BS.. I've yet to see any testing that manages to find 100% of the bugs.

      Through my time as a sysadmin I've come accross bugs in both open and closed source software and have definatly come to appreciate being able to fix the bugs on my own.

      Example: Last weeks helpdesk software installation. The software was incompatable with qmail. Fix: 5 minutes. Any guesses how long it would have taken to get the closed source equivelant fixed?

    7. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dare speak ill of open-source software on Slashdot?!? BLASPHEMY!!!

    8. Re:Of course. by Daemonik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The greatest benefit of open source code is that when a bug enevitably does show up, it can quickly be fixed without waiting for some uber corporation to:
      • admit there's a bug in the first place
      • see if they can wait and force you to upgrade the whole product to get this bug fixed
      • decide if you rank as a large enough financial interest, or if this bug will effect a significant number of users, to actually put an engineer on this bug for a few hours to create a patch
    9. Re:Of course. by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2

      I should point out that I do in fact believe in Free Software, and the
      distribution of source is an invaluable gift. But it's not going to
      make problems disappear without a reevaluation of the culture of
      software.

      Peace,
      (jfb)

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    10. Re:Of course. by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      *sigh*

      source code isn't necessarily about bugs

      it's also about insulation from change or situations the author couldn't see, test, have predicted, have known about.

      I may never READ the source code for 99.9% of my apps but they day something get's changed and Eric's OSS projects fails I can go find o.ut why and fix it. Without the source I'm screwed.

      And as it happened I did exactly that yesterday when the plan9 imap file server didn't get along with Courier. By having the soruce code I was able to track down the problem to it being a wrong assumption in the code AND a config problem in Courier.

      If I'd had no source code I would have been screwed.

      So Mr Henning can't be that clever if he can't even see what the potential is

      He's making the classic mistake of saying something is worthless to everybody when he means it's worthless to him

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    11. Re:Of course. by ForsakenRegex · · Score: 1

      Obviously, all bugs are not shallow, and there
      is always a chance that a bug will not be found
      regardless of the number of 'eys' or even the
      skill of the beholders. So more programmers
      will never guarantee that all bugs will be
      found and found easily.

      However, if you take as given that an average
      programmer has a certain numerical chance of
      finding a bug, you can say that throwing
      more programmers at the issue will result in
      a higher probability that the bug will be found.
      Thus, in the absense of a certain skill level,
      using more low skill/knowledge level programmers
      is probably better than using fewer programmers
      of the same skill level.

      --
      "A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
    12. Re:Of course. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Perhaps for fetchmail or hello, world! or other,
      similarly sized projects,

      A minor nit:

      $ du -sh fetchmail-5.9.7 hello-1.3
      3.4M fetchmail-5.9.7
      352k hello-1.3

      So, fetchmail's source is 98x the size of hello's. And, fetchmail is not small for a Un*x program. ``[Every]where else'' means Windows/Windows imitations (Gnome, KDE, etc.), right? Naturally those are unfixable, because they're bloatware.
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    13. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you just said that to whore some karma..
      right?

    14. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...but they day something get's changed and Eric's OSS projects fails I can go find o.ut why and fix it.

      Holy shit, can you write that again in English please?

    15. Re:Of course. by Isle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another falacy:
      It requires "crackerjack" programming skills to do debuging and fixing bugs.
      - The most commons bugs are typos
      - The second most common are stupid ones
      - programmers think their own code is k33l, and QA is and will always be a joke

      More eyes always help, especially if the eyes can fix the bugs them selves.

    16. Re:Of course. by Bilestoad · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow."

      "Given enough monkeys and typewriters, you have the complete works of Shakespeare."

      Of course the only problem is that you need the right monkeys. Too often the monkeys you need already have full-time jobs and are happily taking home lots of bananas. It might be that the monkeys with spare time just aren't capable...

    17. Re:Of course. by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow." An absurd fallacy.


      Care to back this up, say with some examples of projects where large numbers of people swarmed over the code and still couldn't fix the bugs?

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    18. Re:Of course. by Kaa · · Score: 2

      "Well," I have to ask, with a rather pensive look on my face. "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help?

      "Well", answer I without a pensive look, "I can find that bug because it's breaking my system right now and I can reproduce it. If I can reproduce it, I can trace it, and watch exactly what's happening in a debugger, and fix this statement in the code where the programmer assumed that nobody would select options foo and bar, while setting qux to 42 at the same time."

      I am not going to be fixing bugs in other people's programs just so. I'll be fixing them when these bugs stare me in the face, and in these kinds of situations bug-hunting is not so terribly hard.

      --

      Kaa
      Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    19. Re:Of course. by Shadarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It won't eliminate all bugs in software, but what it does is enable programmers to fix the bugs that are the biggest impediment to their project. An example:

      The company where I work has a number of projects. One of them is a front-end, windows GUI. Another is a backend Java servlet. On the front end, we had to get our Viewer to work with a screen-reader so blind people can use it. The screen-reader is proprietary, and has bugs. We informed the maker of the screen reader of the bugs, but in the mean time had to put in all sorts of hacks to make our software avoid the bugs in the screen-reader. Also note that we informed them of the bugs almost a month ago and have not received a fix.

      The Java servlet runs on Tomcat, which is open source and has bugs. Our programmer was able to fix the bugs in Tomcat that prevented our program from working, submit them to the project and have a working copy within a week.

    20. Re:Of course. by real_b0fh · · Score: 0

      > Any guesses how long it would have taken to get the closed source equivelant fixed?

      some weeks to never, depending on how shitty is the vendor.

      --
      "Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective on who it makes friendship with"
    21. Re:Of course. by notfancy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help? We want software that works, so we can do our business. Our business is not writing this software.

      Well that sounds good, but it's been proven wrong in practice.

      This may sound as a flame, but it's not. I am most definitely in disagreement with the hacker ethics. I believe that "hacker" is an euphemism for "lousy programmer". Most admit to not knowing what they are doing most of the time. Most brag about "proper indenting and commenting" of code to be the moral equivalent of wearing pink slippers and tutu in public. Many have no concept of personal hygiene, and so can't be expected to adhere to hygienic coding practices (strong typing, modularization...).

      The divinization of the hacker ethics seems to me to be a distinctly American phenomenon, and I think it is probably the worst aspect of the American computing scene/marketplace/you name it.

      Of course, some OSS is just great (to the top of my mind comes the *BSDs and almost anything by the Apache Project); but some OSS is just crap. This is of course a very general law (Sturgeon's Law, I believe), one that can't be expected to be circumvented by any amount of magic, not even by using Open Source processes and practices.

    22. Re:Of course. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll take this in reverse...

      Our business is not writing this software.

      I work for a law firm. Our business is to produce legal documents and legal arguments. Our business is not accounting, yet we have accountants on staff. Our business is not records management, yet we have records management specialists on staff. Our business is not facility maintenance, yet we have facility maintainers on staff. Our business is not programming, yet we have programmers on staff.

      We want software that works, so we can do our business.
      All commercial software is broken in some way (exceptions number in the single digits). Source code hinders your ability to have software that works. It follows that source code hiding hinders your ability to do your business.

      what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help?
      We have 400 attorneys. A bug (misfeature, non-optimized routine, poorly designed UI, etc.) that costs us three minutes per attorney per day costs us $3000 daily. (average billing rate is $150/hr)It may be worth our while to hire a programmer at $50/hr to fix the problem. Without source code availability, we have no choice but to burn money on a daily basis.

      If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs
      The bug may be specific to the way we use the software, or it may be preventing us from using the software the way we want. Perhaps we want a dialog box organized in the way that is most efficient for us. Maybe a program has its data path hardcoded and we want to store data someplace else. One program we have produces a hash that is used for the filename; I'd like to see a differenct algorithm used (for reasons to complex to go into now.) I'm hardly a programmer (I know a bit of C, a bit of VB), yet I'm confident that I could, by studying code, determine if these changes are feasible and locate where code needed to be changed. A pro could be hired to validate my opinions (or deny them!); another pro could be hired to do the work.

      Here's another reason why source-code availability and the right to modify and recomile it is a good thing to have: companies go out of business. We use a program called Wealth Transfer Planning that is pretty cool; it automates the creation of wills, trusts, estate plans, etc. The company that makes it has disappeared. We are stuck with ALL our bugs and NO possibility of improvement to either the content or the engine.

    23. Re:Of course. by GSloop · · Score: 2, Informative

      But, you fail to see a significant point.

      I probably won't go looking through code unless I have a reason. The #1 reason would be a bug/feature that doesn't work right. So, I do a few searches, find no solution. Look at updates etc. still no joy. I crack open the code, review it, run my paticular bug through it, and bingo I find a bug. In OSS, it's then in my and everyone's interest to bring the bug to the attention of the maintainer.

      Being able to review the code that actually causes my problem, and having the problem in the first place is a massive leg up.

      I've had this problem on projects that I've worked on. We're working in a Delphi project right now. We bought the source to several tools we use, and we've found several bugs, and FIXED them.

      Without the source, we would have to interest the vendor in responding to the problem, (really difficult often!) explain the problem, (no easy task) help the vendor replicate it (don't even get me started) and finally get the patch from the vendor.

      So OSS and just plain having the source make lots of difference in fixing bugs!

      Cheers!

    24. Re:Of course. by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      Several replies, but none answer the question directly.

      "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help?

      Because, it isn't until the software is tried on a different platform or within a different environment that the bug manifest itself. The bug would be there whether it was Open Source or not, but with Open Source we can actually have a hope of fixing it before our competition. Our business may not be writing this software, but sometimes if we want the right tool to do our job, we have to make them ourselves.

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    25. Re:Of course. by arn@lesto · · Score: 1

      Having the source code available enables you to fix the bugs that matter to your business. Even if you can't do it yourself, you can pay me to fix it for you. If you are not willing to pay then the problem is not affecting your bottom line.

      Without the source code you have one choice: go to the application developer; hope they will pay attention to your problem, or pay them a huge fee to produce a one-off version for you. Their priorities do not match yours.

      Any business would favor OSS if they thought through the issues. What manufacturer/business really wants to be dependant on a single source supplier who receives revenue based on flaws the supplier leaves in the product?

      --
      - AndrewN
    26. Re:Of course. by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2

      Care to back this up, say with some examples of projects where large numbers of people swarmed over the code and still couldn't fix the bugs?

      Mozilla, anyone?

      C-X C-S
      Three years. Still buggy, still slow, still no release. But hey, we have themes!

    27. Re:Of course. by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      Debugging require not merely a pair of eyeballs, nor even crackerjack programming skills,but mostly an understanding of the problems and compromises that went into the creation of the software system in the first place.

      I've done formal software testing. What is more important than anything else is having enough different situations for a bug to manifest itself and then being able to isolate the piece of code involved. You do not have to have a complete understanding of an entire codebase in order to debug a specific problem. With OS, I can debug my specific problem, and you can debug yours. Then we both check-in our fixes. I never even see the problem you saw, and you never saw mine, and once we both upgrade neither we never will.

      Bugs are usually shallow if you have specific enough example situation for that bug to manifest itself. If you only have a team of 10 to consider the situations, they will be very busy and the bug reports pile deep. If you have exactly one bug to worry about, the pile is VERY shallow.

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    28. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that "hacker" is an euphemism for "lousy programmer". Most admit to not knowing what they are doing most of the time.

      Do you believe that because a programmer is paid to write closed software, they suddenly know what they're doing like a flash of bright light?

      As a software teser & OSS hacker in my spare time, all I have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    29. Re:Of course. by RovingSlug · · Score: 2

      It IS absurd.

      "People swarming over the code" sounds a lot more active than "Given enough eyeballs". So already you're asserting something different than the saying. Probaby if we get into it, we would come to the point where we say, okay not swarming, but a good solid code review and a lot of eyeballs. At that points, where's the magic? The eyeballs? Or the code review?

      I'd assert something like the "Mythical Man-Bug". A fallicy implying there's some number of bugs to be found per person. You get enough people, you'll find all the bugs. Riiiight. Just double the number of people on your project while you're at it, you'll be done in half the time.

    30. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

      Ridiculous! Using this logic, the software company with the most eyeballs would produce the fewest bugs.

      This ridiculous platitude only applies to the following kind of bug)

      if (attribute=true) { //do stuff }

      Anything else, and you have to have a full understanding of the underlying design of the software. (And design != comments)

    31. Re:Of course. by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      If software has bugs that are easy to see, and come up frequently, it's perceived as "buggy", and few people will download it, and fewer eyes will look for the bugs.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      LOL!

      Have you seen the state of the computing industry? Buggy, crappy software makes up a monopoly-scale market share!

      People are stupid. Tell them they want something, and they'll want it.

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    32. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well," I have to ask, with a rather pensive look on my face. "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help?

      Um, because it's true? I've personally found numerous bugs in source code, fixed them, and sent the fixes back to the original developer. Usually it was the case that the developer had a slightly different setup than me, and therefore wasn't even aware of the bug. Without the source code I'd have been out of luck getting many such programs to run properly.

      Just because you use an out-of-the-box setup that doesn't require any modifications at all, don't assume this is the way the rest of the world works.

    33. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about ANY of the large open source projects?

      it's got a lot of people swarming all over the code, and yet it isn't bug free! How do i know this? because NO project of ANY significant size has EVER been 100% bug-free. There are plenty of eyes! Why are there still bugs?

    34. Re:Of course. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      lol I know, my typing was terrible on that one

      I really should start caring more

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      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    35. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You do not have to have a complete understanding of an entire codebase in order to debug a specific problem. With OS, I can debug my specific problem, and you can debug yours.

      While you don't have to understand the entire codebase, (good thing too), you seem to be implying that you only need to understand the section of code that you're working on. This simply isn't true. No matter how much you try to modularize your code, changes in one section WILL inevitably affect other sections.

      but you're right about needing enough different situations...

    36. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no but when their morgage payments depend on keeping their job(i.e. doing decent work) that tends to motivate people for quality work.

      obviously there are exceptions dumbass, but he's right. Hacking is the art of making it work by any means necessary. (Sort of like fitting that round peg into the square hole, but I bet you can't use the hole or the peg again for anything else).

    37. Re:Of course. by Tony-A · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Building plans are worthless to most people. Most of the time. Still better if they exist.
      Two latent bugs. With the source, it's almost as good as if the bugs didn't exist. The overall effect is getting 5-nines reliability at a cost of 3-nines reliability. Also if you are facing a scissors/rock/paper scenario, any assumption you make will be wrong is some cases.
      For most people, most things, most of the time, source code is useless. For most people, 5-nines reliability is useless expense.

    38. Re:Of course. by vanix · · Score: 1
      The meaning of the "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow" is not that if "[y]ou get enough people, you'll find all of the bugs." It's folk statistics. Every time a person uses a piece of software, there is a chance that they will observe a bug. The exact magnitude of that probability is irrelevant, as long as it is non-zero. Since bug-free software is about as common as unicorns, I think that is a very safe assumption. Ergo, the probability that bugs will be observed in any given piece of software is higher the more it used, in terms of how many people use it and how much time they each spend using the software. In fact, the probabilities are additive, since they are independent. If there is a non-zero probability that some user who observes a bug will be motivated to fix it (another safe assumption, given the existence open source software projects), and if there is also a non-zero probability that the user who is motivated to fix the bug is able to do so, i.e. they have access to the source code of the software in question, and the appropriate tools and skills, then, statistically, there is a higher chance that bugs will be found and fixed in the software. Q.E.D.


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    39. Re:Of course. by Grax · · Score: 1

      I sometimes use the source to fix bugs but mostly I like to be able to add the one stupid little feature that makes my life abundantly easier, takes 5 minutes to code, and would never show up in a closed program.

    40. Re:Of course. by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      I'd take odds on never.

      With Open Source and a bit of effort, it is possible to get pretty close to effectively 100% bug free. The remaining latent bugs are extremely difficult to find and can even be impossible to eliminate without introducing more bugs. You encounter a bug that no one else would encounter. Even if the patch to cure the bug you encounter creates seven latent bugs that you will not encounter, this is a good patch for you (only).

    41. Re:Of course. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Well said.
      what /. needs is a "ditto" button. so I can see a post that I gree with, such as your, and just click ditto.
      it would be intersting to see the effects of that.

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    42. Re:Of course. by istartedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Guys, guys, you're all missing the point. So is Henning. In response to the question "Is Open Source the solution or isn't it?" I answer with a resounding "Yes". :)

      Examples where the proprietary model has excelled: Highly optimized code (Intel compiler) User friendliness (MacOS, Windows) Timeliness (Sun's original Java implementation--was any OSS project working on xp GUIs before Java?).

      Examples where Open Source model has excelled: Portability (are there any platforms that don't support the JPEG libraries?) Endurance (LISP stuff from the 80s will never die). Security (OpenBSD or NSA's Linux).

      Examples where proprietary has failed: Ongoing access and support for legacy products (Where can I legally buy MS-DOS and get support for it?) Broken formats (WORD documents) Security (Outlook) Customer relations (product activation--no thank-you).

      Examples where Open Source has failed: As a business model (Loki) Time to market (HURD, where are you?) Political entanglements (Say "GNU" before everything or you are not my friend).

      When choosing, you have to look at the strengths and weaknesses and decide what is important to you. Sometimes that will lead to Open Source software as the correct choice. Other times it will lead to proprietary. If you are lucky you can mix-n-match That's why I love using MSVC (proprietary) to write Freeware (proprietary) that uses IJG code (Truly Free Open Source), and using the resulting app to generate frames that I pass through Gifsicle (GPL) to generate GIFs (proprietary format) to put on the Internet (Open Standards) that most people will view through IE (proprietary). And everybody is happy if they choose to be.

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    43. Re:Of course. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      You no, if your attorney want to be silent parteners in a business that makes software as cool as the one your now using, let me know!

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    44. Re:Of course. by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow."
      An absurd fallacy.

      Nope. You are assuming that's eyeballs just looking at the source without any runtime state information. You get everything arranged just so, and look at everything just so, and the deep bug materializes out of the mists and looks like a bug. This does take many eyeballs to stumble on the chance viewpoint that shows the bug as what it is.
      Debugging does not start with the source. It ends with the source. (assuming you actually want to fix the bug;)

    45. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This may sound as a flame, but it's not. I am most definitely in disagreement with the hacker ethics. I believe that "hacker" is an euphemism for "lousy programmer".

      Amen to that! I wonder if all these self-described hackers realize that the word "hack" historically refers to a lousy writer?

    46. Re:Of course. by TooTallFourThinking · · Score: 1

      Maybe most of the hackers you know are just hacker wannabes calling themselves that just sound cool. Like someone calling themselves a vegetarian because they only eat fish but that doesn't count, right?

      A hacker to me embodies more idealistic qualities: someone who writes good code, knows what they are doing, and is not afraid to shower. And might even be a girl! =P

    47. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm just a lowly freshman in Computer Science with nothing more than 2 C++ courses and some HTML under my belt. Oh, and QBASIC, as if that's really worth anything... And 3-4 utterly simple personal projects using C++ and HTML in my spare time. That's it.

      Yet I was able to fix the source code to nmap so that it would compile on my Slackware box -- it had a datatype error with one of its socket functions.

      Even though I don't know *any* socket programming yet, it was an error that I'd learned how to fix, and was able to do so in about 5 minutes, fixing (IIRC) 3 files (a .c file and 2 .h files) total.

      The courses I took are required for CS, but you don't need to be a CS major to take them; they're intro courses. Any English or Poli. Sci. major could've done the same thing.

      So much for open-source being useless.

      If it weren't for Fyodor making the source available to me, I wouldn't have been able to run arguably the best port scanner available and make sure my server is secured against basic forms of 1337-ness...

    48. Re:Of course. by TooTallFourThinking · · Score: 1

      Or even, the code has to play nicely with other programs, newer kernel versions or even newer hardware. But as these things change, it seems possible that some combination of kernel, other programs and hardware will introduce a new bug. Something the original coders didn't predict. You can't predict everything. =)

    49. Re:Of course. by TooTallFourThinking · · Score: 1

      Sweet! That is one of the best posts I have read on Slashdot in a while. It is a game of balance, and people must decide what is the best for each situation. =)

      Most people argue it is one way or another without discussing the strengths and weaknesses of both sides.

    50. Re:Of course. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow."

      An absurd fallacy. Perhaps for fetchmail or hello, world! or other, similarly sized projects, but nowhere else.

      The cause of most longstanding security bugs is almost always a major error of design that is not easily corrected.

      Take for example sendmail and Outlook, two programs that have become the Typhoid Mary of security. The problem in both cases is a failure of code/data separation. Outlook encourages users to open random content sent from random addresses and we wonder why viruses are a problem. Sendmail has a crazy macro processing language built in that is completely unnecessary for managing SMTP, the numerous buffer overflows in this code only serve to hide the structural problem.

      The other problem that the talk highlights is that ideology is the cause of the problem and not the solution. sendmail has been opensource for almost twenty years and shows no signs of being fully debugged yet - and that despite the fact that it is an application whose requirements have decreased over time. Who cares about routing bang path mail or X.400 these days? The code to support that stuff should have been excised years ago.

      The reason I like source code is that it allows me to extend a program to do something I need it to do that it doesn't do yet. Even then I would much prefer a well written API to source code, but source code plus API plus documentation is best of all.

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    51. Re:Of course. by RovingSlug · · Score: 1
      Every time a person uses a piece of software, there is a chance that they will observe a bug.

      No, that is NOT a safe assumption. It is NON-OBVIOUS and the burder of proof is on you, since you're trying to support this wild assertion. Analogizing to unicorns is insufficient support.

      Because, USERS of software are not a relevant measure for bug detection. Non-malicious Joe Public isn't going to stumble upon a buffer overflow if he isn't looking for it (and Malicous Joe Public isn't going to report it). It takes an experienced PROGRAMMER dealing with the CODE to find that problem. And coders will only deal with the sections of code that are relevant to their task. If it is otherwise in an old, untouched section of code, the number of eyes visiting that section of code dwindles to zero.

      As a person with a math degree, you should be comfortable with the notion that there are CLASSES of bugs that cannot be detected by particular SETS of users and programmers. That is, not all bugs are created equal. Some are harder to find and fix that others.

      Since we have no other information, we have to assume the worst case that there exist a set of bugs that can only be fixed by no programmer in existence. Q.E.D.

      Or, a slightly less worse case, there exist a set of bugs that that can only be fixed by a very limited set of programmers (say, the original designers and those they personally educate about their code). If those programmers are not working on the pieces of code with the bugs only they can fix, the probability of those bugs being fixed is zero.

      You can't hide bad assumptions behind statistics.

    52. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you describe is kluging not hacking. If you don't know the difference between a kluge and a hack, that suggest that you are either a manager, or someone who got into IT "because thats where the money is" Either way, you'll never understand what hacking is. Ever.

      So don't even try to pretend to know what a hacker is, or does, or why they do what they do. Just get back to work. Perhaps you have a development meeting to attend?

    53. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on the type of source code in question.

      In the course of my work or other projects, I've always preferred to have the source code for the underlying frameworks that my application depends on.

      While I prefer to work around any bugs in applications I use (including compilers) rather than fix them, whenever I run into a problem with the libraries (or even operating system) used by my project, I'm the best equipped to deal with the problem because I'm the one running into it. I've fixed bugs in libraries and operating systems (or, in the absence of source, debugged them as far as I can) and in my experience it's much more efficient than going to the authors/maintainers. If I can fix the bug myself in a few hours (typical), I prefer this over the weeks it takes to get it fixed by the vendor (requiring at least as much time from me in describing the bug and responding to requests for more information; or too often, the same information over again).

      Additionally, poorly documented libraries and other APIs benefit from source code availability because looking at the source can reveal why it isn't behaving the way you expect it to.

      Many people may read this and think that I've been lucky to be able to fix bugs in other peoples' code so easily. However, I've found that one of the things that distinguishes good programmers from great programmers is that the latter are capable of quickly familiarizing themselves with someone else's code enough to change or fix it. Not just understanding what is done where, but being able to read between the lines why things are done the way they are, allowing design flaws to be found in addition to merely "mechanical" bugs.

      Since I'm writing anonymously, I can brag that I've done this enough times to consider myself a great programmer in this respect. ;)

      Every time I haven't been able to fix a bug that has been bothering me it has been because I didn't have the source code to some relevant component.

    54. Re:Of course. by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Quibble on terminology.
      ... introduce a new bug.
      The bugs (plural) were always there. There was just no way that anyone "should" encounter them. There was no way that all the bugs could have been tested out of the system. The combination allows latent bugs to get together, come out of hiding, and become visible. Ideally, you fix both, but fixing either is enough to make the bugs go back into hiding.
      There is no such thing as a debugged program (except possibly something by Knuth;)

      You can't predict everything.
      You can't, but you need to. Open Source is a real effective and real cheap substitute for the difference.

  4. Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer

    - Economic model is doubtful

    - Source code is useless

    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software

    - Nerd culture is counter-productive


    I'd like to see him come here and say that. ;)

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    1. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you going to do about it, Tough Guy?

    2. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by zangdesign · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with those points for the most part (they may be overstated a bit much for my taste).

      The economic model is so far proven to work for only a few companies and not for the industry as a whole. I suspect that basing the industry entirely on service and support is going to drive the prices for those functions much higher and frustrate most users. By offering the program for free, most users are going to expect free support.

      Another relevant thought is that without closed-source companies to support the programmers who are donating software, how are these programmers going to survive? A recent article in the Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/23935.html ) noted that most Open Source programmers are employed by closed source companies. If they damage their employer's ability to deploy software, what good does that do anybody?

      Source code IS useless if you don't have time to look over it or modify it. It only benefits the 5% or so that are actively involved in maintaining or modifying the code. The remaining consumers get absolutely zero benefit from it.

      I'm not sure I can argue either for or against the third point, except to say that once the money is removed from the equation, how do you force change without innovation? Ie., fixes instead of new features?

      The nerd culture IS counterproductive, since it emphasizes an antagonism toward those who run businesses (suits) and those who sell products (marketroids). In order for Open Source to succeed, there is going to have to be a meeting of the minds on a massive level, not just a few companies here and there.

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    3. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by mkoenecke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll come here and say that, at least about one of the points: "Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software." That is my main beef with open source advocacy: it will only produce good software that does things that *programmers* really want and need. Hence such things as Apache, whereas many Linux advocates see no need for a text processor more sophisticated than emacs. My main obstacle to moving entirely to Linux (other than games) is business applications, like Timeslips, Peachtree Accounting, Kleinrock's Tax Expert, and much other tax and legal software. Sure, I could find open-source alternatives *almost* as good, but that would entail reconfiguring my entire way of running my practice. Perhaps I should; but it is simply much more practical for a lawyer to use Windows and available Windows programs -- and I doubt that the open source community will produce a viable alternative soon. The bazaar does have its advantages; but it is not a replacement for the cathedral.

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    4. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by JoeBuck · · Score: 2

      Well, the economic model for open source is doubtful, under current conditions at least. I was a very early customer of Cygnus. We needed to pay them in part because g++ was so horrendously buggy in those days: it's easier to have a support business to support code that badly needs it.

      Source code isn't useless, but it is useless to many people (those without the skill to change it or the funds to hire someone to do so). It is very useful to folks like me. But most computers are embedded systems programmed in assembly language. How useful would the source code to your microwave oven be to you?

      The motivation for open source works very well for tools that the programmer himself/herself needs, for producing tools with rough edges that can be handled successfully by other programmers. It gets harder with applications; in this cases the only successful open source projects clone some proprietary design (the Gimp, Gnumeric, etc). The truly original open source creations, like Perl, Python, and Emacs, are environments built by nerds for nerds.

      The nerd culture can be counterproductive. Nerds focus on minutia and often don't see the big picture. In many cases, nerds find themselves working for someone who has the opposite limitation. This should be no surprise. Also, many programmers are the wrong kinds of nerds. Civil and mechanical engineers obsess on getting everything correct, because they are well aware that if they don't, people may die and careers may end. Too many programmers lack rigor and think of themselves as artists, not engineers, even if they use the term "software engineer" in their title.

      A key issue, that software is brittle and downright dangerous, is not addressed by either proprietary or open source software today. If we fix this by requiring proprietary software to have a warranty against severe defects, what happens with open source software, where the distributor cannot possibly provide a warranty?

      I'm afraid that Microsoft may start to get it about security before the open source movement does. If you think that the open source movement gets it, then why did the Debian project need to issue 81 security updates in 2001? Both Microsoft and Linux are putting out software that is too buggy, and the BSD world isn't as much better as they claim, despite better practices (code auditing is great, but a lot of work: move most of what Linux distributions call the system into "ports" and then the bugs don't count against you).

      I think that open source can work, but not in the current economic climate (native to the US, being forced on other countries through the GATT and the like), which elevates "intellectual property" to a universal value. A funding mechanism is needed. One possibility is that governments fund it. This would actually save taxpayers a lot of money, since governments are currenty paying Microsoft and the like hundreds of millions just for Office, and paying again every few years for upgrades. That would pay for a lot of full-time programmers.

    5. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by jcast · · Score: 1

      Source code IS useless if you don't have time to look over it or modify it. It only benefits the 5% or so that are actively involved in maintaining or modifying the code. The remaining consumers get absolutely zero benefit from it.

      The benifits to society as a whole of source code
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    6. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest he has some points.
      From a nerd point of view writing code is cool. Debugging and documenting sucks.
      Until an open source project gets a sponsor or becomes way popular they are rarely documented well.
      I can think of one program off the top of my head that I think breaks this rule. apcupsd haa some pretty good docs.
      Look at KDE and Gnome. Both are impressive projects but the still have a long way to go.
      I do love my open source tools, but there is a place for closed source as well.
      BTW if you do not like that you can not find an Open Sourced program to do X don't complain about it, write one.

    7. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Source code IS useless if you don't have time to look over it or modify it. It only benefits the 5% or so that are actively involved in maintaining or modifying the code. The remaining consumers get absolutely zero benefit from it.

      Not so.

      My company sells a distribution containing a bunch of open source code mostly written by other people, ported and tested against a wide variety of platforms, with some other changes specific to the market we sell to. There are other companies doing pretty much the same thing. Hence, there's competition between people maintaining and distributing this exact same code.

      In a closed-source world, a potential client would be tied to only one supplier for a given codebase. Once that client chose that supplier, they'd be wedded to it (us?) unless they chose to massivly modify their applications, development process, &c to deal with a change of platform. In the open-source world, our clients can change suppliers whenever they want to. The reason they don't is that we (have to!) provide better service and reasonable pricing. Hence, while the customer may never modify this code themselves, they're still all the better off for having source available.

      If that customer runs into a bug, they can pay us (or one of our competitors, or the original author, or one of their own engineers, or whoever) to track it down and fix it. If they want a new feature, the same. Hence, the customer truly is better off because source is available -- even if they never touch it themselves.

    8. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like documenting.

    9. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by cduffy · · Score: 2

      The whole argument about stereotypical OSS motivation being inappropriate is utterly irrelevant in a great many cases. That is to say: Quite a few of us (myself included) get paid to write open source software.

      Now, my company doesn't sell to desktop users, and there's pretty much no chance we'll ever find ourselves working on an accounting system (we build a Linux-based embedded OS distribution), but the point holds: People work on OSS for reasons other than their own entertainment.

      I can't see many folks willing to pay for an OSS alternative to Peachtree to be written from scratch, but I can certainly see potential sponsors (read: folks who want their own custom accounting software) paying for one of the existing (and admittedly sub-par) programs to be brought to the level of the current commercial competition, or at least to have all the features needed by said sponsor added. A few years ago I almost was involved in a project to build a point-of-sale system under similar terms. The ability to use preexisting OSS to speed the project was of sufficient benefit as to justify the associated license terms to the (proposed) backer.

      Which is to say... if it's cheaper to buy or hire your software built in the bazaar, why go to the cathedral? Certainly, right now you may be better off using Peachtree -- but don't count OSS out of the market permanently simply because it has no presence there now.

    10. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Source code isn't useless, but it is useless to many people (those without the skill to change it or the funds to hire someone to do so).

      Disagree. I get paid to write OSS for an embedded systems company (MontaVista). This model works out quite well for myself, my employer, our customers and our customers' customers (who see cheaper devices out the door with less development time) -- even though the last group may never need to see a line of code.

      Even our customers may never need to see this source (that's why they hire us!), but it's there if they need it (why have to phone their supplier if they can fix it themselves in 5 minutes?) and further it allows them to change suppliers if they're unhappy with their service (thus insuring our own honesty, that we price our product reasonably, &c).

      As for the objection that the distributor "cannot possibly provide a warranty", one of the services we provide is complete testing of our distribution. For a limited and tested set of what we provide, we can provide a warranty (can't say if we do -- I'm not sales or legal -- but we try to test to that standard). I'd hardly say that most commercial software vendors are any more prepared to do the same, anyhow. I agree, however, that it should be the consumer's burden to demand a warranty (and pay for one!) when they think it required. Forcing people to pay for services they may not need just doesn't Make Sense.

      I agree that it makes sense for the government (or any business which has high enough software licensing costs) to support OSS for their software needs. However, such a mechanism isn't so needed as you make it out to be -- those in the private sector, if they evaluate the situation honestly, will frequently find OSS development to be in their own best interests as well.

    11. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      haha that's funny.

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    12. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by RayBender · · Score: 1
      But most computers are embedded systems programmed in assembly language. How useful would the source code to your microwave oven be to you?

      Actually, I know of at least one microwave oven I use a lot that I wish I could re-program. It's one of those ones where you're supposed to tell it how many grams of chicken you're cooking and it'll decide how long to cook etc. by itself. Completely useless, of course..

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    13. Re:Where's this guy's asbestos suit? by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      The downside of this is that you are giving an advantage to your competitors by giving them the same codebase. Why would one aid a competing company - this does not make sense.

      If your company issues stock, are the various stockholders aware that you are, in effect, giving away a competitive advantage?

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  6. I love Fallacy 10 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    "Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    - Economic model is doubtful
    - Source code is useless
    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
    - Nerd culture is counter-productive

    We write software for peer recognition. We write fancy structures because 'it's cool', but not particularly useful."

    This is wisdom for the ages, here. Seriously. Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Write it for money. At least you get something back and don't ruin the market for the rest of us.

    1. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What could be better capitalism than providing a quality product at no cost? The ultimate competition.

      Though at first appealing, it's economically impossible. There is a cost to everything, whether financial, labor or opportunity cost.

      There is no such thing as a free lunch.

    2. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by aCapitalist · · Score: 0
      Seriously. Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Write it for money.

      I like coding and too bad there aren't 40 hours in a day. Maybe then I would write software for "free".

    3. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Write it for money. At least you get something back and don't ruin the market for the rest of us."

      Um, no, doing stuff you don't like to do just "for the money" is what leads to burnouts. Nobody ever says "Boy am I burned out playing around carefree...I gotta take a vacation and do some drudgery!". That said, the concepts of *sound design*, *quality*, *maintainability*, *lifespan*, etc., have to be built into the "programming curriculum". I mean, they don't just hand soldiers a bazooka and say "Ok, if you can pull the trigger, you're ready! Off you go!".

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    4. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rupert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Girls - don't have sex because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Do it for money. At least you get something back and don't ruin the market for us whores.

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    5. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      Whoa, whoa, slow down there big boy. I hate Linux and Open Source in general with a passion, but come on: what sets us as programmers apart from the masses is that we do our profession because we love it, and we'd do it even if we weren't getting paid for it. If you're not writing software because it's fun, then I pity you.

      Other than point 10 (which doesn't require discussion because we've gone over it a thousand times), the rest of this guy's points are pretty interesting. The GUI point is weird: OK, eliminate double click, I'm down with that, now what? We have to right click and choose a default option? We have to shift click? We have to use a fourth mouse button? Maybe we should just stick to a predefined standard for GUIs? But that's addressed by his other point that standards are 'ugly compromises'.

      Damn if this whole article isn't food for thought.

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    6. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by oGMo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is wisdom for the ages, here. Seriously. Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Write it for money. At least you get something back and don't ruin the market for the rest of us.

      I am somewhat indignant at this remark. I write software because it is useful to me, and because I feel it might be useful to others. I release it as Free Software because I feel the this is the way people will get the most use out of it, and possibly improve it for everyone else, as well.

      As for Fallacy 10.2 and 10.4, it's easily shown to be invalid via counterexample. Linux, gcc, XFree86, etc., are all case in point here.

      Fallacy 10.3 is my own personal business. Who are you to tell me my motivation is inappropriate? I think the sole desire to make money is an inappropriate motivation. Should I tell you to stop writing software for money? Of course not.

      As for F10.1, I consider this highly irrelevant. I don't give two hoots about Open Source or Free Software as an economic model. (In fact, if my Free Software ruins your market, I'd be more than apathetic, I'd be somewhat gleeful. ;-))

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    7. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Mike+Connell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Write it for money.

      Sounds ok, but s/cool/fun and I disagree completely.

      Don't do anything just because it's "cool". What kind of person does that? Some mindless MTV wannabee?
      OTOH, if it's fun, well, why not do it?

      Fun doesn't lead to burnout, it leads to well, children. erm, no, that's something else...

    8. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout.


      Apparently you and I are very different people. I get burned out writing software for money. Writing software that is 'cool', on the other hand, is fun.


      At least you get something back and don't ruin the market for the rest of us.


      I get something back from my 'cool' software -- reputation and job opportunities. When I want a job with XYZ-Corp, I don't have to make do with just a (mostly unverifiable) resume; I can point them to places on the internet where my code is in use every day, let them download source code of my work and look at it for themselves, and send them the email addresses of my code's happy users. That way they know just what sort of programmer they will get for their money, and I get the job I want.


      As for "ruining it for the rest of you", tough shit. I bet you complained about the people in your college classes who set the curve on exams, too.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    9. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money is a unit of meaasurement necessary in a barter economy. Up until about 30 years ago, it represented a specific unit of gold (well, in America, the last country to go off the gold standard), but then the gold standard went away. Of course, you could argue that gold has no value, except what we have assigned it due to its rarity, but you would be missing the point:

      A monetary system is the result of our economy's evolution. Back in the day, you could trade corn or cows or whatever for lumber, say. However, if one cow = 24 two by fours (yeah, I realize two by fours didn't exist then, but I have no idea how wood was measured), what happens if you wanted on 12? Kill the pig? Well, a dead pig is worth less than a live one. So, people started using gold as a medium for exchange. Then, it started being melted into coins so there would be a standard size. Then, paper money was established as a representative of gold because it is heavy and impractical to carry a ton of gold around. Then the gold standard went away - whether or not that is a good thing is debatable.

    10. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by debrain · · Score: 2

      Perhaps the cost of making money is devaluing the existing money. Perhaps the initial cost of creating money is the loss of the bartering system or freedoms associated with a non-monetary system.

      Who knows? Interesting thought to entertain, though.

    11. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, in some places, that's just about how it works. not exactly the US marine corps, eh.

    12. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rupert · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate Linux and Open Source in general with a passion

      Which makes your 680 /. posts all the more impressive. I mean, you despise Linux, perl, MySQL, and even SlashCode itself. You are surrounded by people who deeply and abidingly disagree with you. And yet you put up with all of this to bring us comments with titles like "erf" and "zerg".

      I salute you.

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    13. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 1

      OK, if money's for free, then give me $30,000. Tens and twenties, please.

    14. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can this be a troll? This is pretty funny.

    15. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by JohnDenver · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have to agree somewhat with Fallacy 10


      Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
      - Economic model is doubtful
      - Source code is useless
      - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
      - Nerd culture is counter-productive


      It seems like he's trying to make the point that many open source developer's motivation is in the wrong place (making technically interesting, but not useful software), but he does a pretty horrible job conveying that with these bullets.

      While there are *some* (I'm not going to make up statistics) who do a pretty horrible job at making useful softwarebecause of poor motivation, there are also plenty of Open Source developers who's contributions to core technologies are VERY underappreciated because they were able to make the technology transparent.

      Unfortunately, he begins to make some good points about these issues.

      1. He right insofar as source code isn't everything and won't solve everything, but that hardly makes it useless.
      2. Yes the economic model is pretty doubtful at this point. Some have made it worked, others haven't. Some do it for profit, others as philanthropists, and others do it to set standards that will benefit a consortium.

      Personally, I think he's just beginning to hit the iceberg by pointing out these fallicies that many of us need to address, but he doesn't follow through with supporting arguments. Instead, it's as if he expects us to just "get it" because he "gets it".

      Maybe we can expand on his work and fill in some of the holes.

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    16. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by aCapitalist · · Score: 0

      Good one socialist boy. Fucking wanker idiot

    17. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, banks don't make it from nothing. They borrow from the Fed who changes the money supply at its discretion. Pretty big distinction, there.

    18. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Main Entry: pecuniary
      Etymology: Latin pecuniarius, from pecunia money -- more at FEE
      Main Entry: fee
      Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French fé, fief, from Old French, of Germanic origin; akin to Old English feoh cattle, property, Old High German fihu cattle; akin to Latin pecus cattle, pecunia money

      excerpted from Merriam-Webster OnLine

      so you see, money comes from cows.

    19. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've always wondered how the words "barter" and "trade" came to exchange their meanings.

    20. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Tassach · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Though at first appealing, it's economically impossible. There is a cost to everything, whether financial, labor or opportunity cost.
      You refute your own argument. The "cost" of Free software (actually, any software) is almost entirely labor costs -- paying the programmers. Once a piece of code is written, it can be duplicated infinately for near-zero marginal cost. Eliminate the labor cost, and the total cost of the software approaches zero.

      Money is not the only motivator for people to do work -- even skilled labor. Doctors who work in well-paid jobs in cooshy suburban hospitals routinely donate their efforts to free clinics and programs like Doctors Without Borders. Lawyers take on pro-bono cases for causes they believe in. Programmers write Free software. They all do this not for money, but for personal satisfaction, out of a sense of duty, or to gain experience they wouldn't get in their day jobs. Why do you feel it's appropriate to praise the doctors and lawyers who donate their hard-won professional knowledge to the world, but to deride and ridicule the programmers who do so.

      Consider this - a volunteer doctor or lawyer can only help one person at a time, whereas an infinite number of people can benefit from the efforts of a volunteer programmer.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    21. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i just robbed a man of enough food to live for a week, and all i had to do to distract him was hand over several small peices of paper printed in green ink. in fact, there must have been a dozen or more people perpetrating this same act while i was there!

    22. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, they don't just hand soldiers a bazooka and say "Ok, if you can pull the trigger, you're ready! Off you go!".

      You're right, you have to learn how to rocket jump first.

    23. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do certain members of the programming community think their industry is different or more special than others? Every industry has some equivalent of open source work and closed source work that both thrive.

      In my particular branch of financial services (business appraisal), the equivalent to open source would be all of the articles, books and speeches about newly discovered techniques, insight into court cases and mathematical formulas...in short, industrial infrastructure. Everyone in the industry utilizes and benefits from the sharing of information. And, the people that share this information, such as Shannon Pratt, gain tons of respect and are held in the highest regard.

      The equivalent to closed-source work in my industry would be actual valuation assignments. They have to be "closed" and not open for anyone to see due to the sensitive nature of the information we're working with.

      The funny thing is, we use all of our openly discussed ideas and techniques to create confidential work. Sort of like a BSD licensing system :-)

    24. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rupert · · Score: 1

      I'm in a charitable mood, so I'll assume the moderator actually meant to mod the post above mine as a troll. That kind of accident can happen all too easily when you're SMOKING CRACK!

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    25. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I point your moral indignation at my whoredom to the song "Hooker With a Penis", from the Tool album _Aenima_, (C) 1994 Maynard James Keenan.
      -----

      I met a boy wearing Vans,
      501s, and a Dope Beastie tee,
      nipple rings, new tattoos
      that claimed that he was ogt
      back from '92, from the first EP
      and in between sips of coke
      he told me that he thought
      we were sellin' out
      layin' down, suckin' up to the man

      well now I've got
      some advice for you, little buddy
      before you point the finger
      you should know that I'm the man
      if I'm the man, then you're the man
      and he's the man as well so you
      can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

      all you know about me is what I've sold
      you dumb fuck
      I sold out long before
      you ever even heard my name
      I sold my soul to make a record
      dip shit, and you bought one

      I've got some advice
      for you little buddy
      before you point your finger
      you should know that I'm the man
      if I'm the fucking man
      then you're the fucking man as well
      so you can point that
      fucking finger up your ass

      all you know about me
      is what I've sold you
      dumb fuck
      I sold out long before
      you ever even heard my name
      I sold my soul to make a record
      dip shit, and you bought one

      all you read and wear or see
      and hear on tv is a product
      begging for your fat ass
      dirty dollar so
      shut up and
      buy my new record
      send more money
      fuck you buddy

    26. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the set of people who die due to money-related injuries i'm sure is quite small. you too believe the consumerist fallacy if you attribute the condition of impoverished to a lack of money. you can't eat money. you can't wear it. if you had enough of it you could burn it for warmth. set aside your cynicism for a moment. money is valuable to people only when it buys them the trust of other people. capitalists interested in maintaining the status quo do well to discuss economics. the economy is so impersonal as to be meaningless. ultimately, the only significant differences are individual. class is an illusion.

    27. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by jcast · · Score: 1

      Quick question---Am I the only person who thinks this is tongue-in-cheek?

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    28. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      The Euro is gold-backed. The US dollar is not. As a result, eventually, the global economy will shift towards reliance on the Euro instead of the dollar.

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    29. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I wrote is generally covered in a much more detailed manner... It is hard to be precise about something as complex as monetary history in a paragraph.

      But yeah, I shouldn't have used them interchangeably. My bad.

    30. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Eliminate the labor cost, and the total cost of the software approaches zero.

      How can you eliminate the cost of labor? Are you saying your time (even your spare time) has no value?

    31. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "by Lord Omlette on 13:59 8th February, 2002 (Score:3, Underrated)"

      OK, I'm offtopic here, but when did "Underrated" get added to the system? And what does it mean in this context? Are there any other new ratings I should be aware of?

    32. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a programmer benefits only those people who are sufficiently dependent on programmable machines and who are not themselves capable of programming them. a doctor, although he is limited to treating only a finite number of patients in his time, can affect a much broader range of lives. consider some great historical figure with a childhood illness. now consider this person without medical care of some kind. well.. that's probably a bad example, as great historical figures tend to incite violence more often than they benefit humanity, but you see the reasoning.

    33. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      As for "ruining it for the rest of you", tough shit. I bet you complained about the people in your college classes who set the curve on exams, too.
      In point of fact, I was often the one who set the curve. Or there was no curve. Grades are inconseqential, anyway.

      Anyway.

      That comment was kind of self-indulgent, but if you were affected by it you'd say the exact same thing, unless you're Jesus himself who is perfect and has no faults.

    34. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just got this from `fortune` just now. Seemed pretty relevant:

      They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man. These things offer pale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which demands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and sinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more.

      They are fools that think otherwise. No great effort was ever bought. No painting, no music, no poem, no cathedral in stone, no church, no state was ever raised into being for payment of any kind. No parthenon, no Thermopylae was ever built or fought for pay or glory; no Bukhara sacked, or China ground beneath Mongol heel, for loot or power alone. The payment for doing these things was itself the doing of them.

      To wield onself -- to use oneself as a tool in one's own hand -- and so to make or break that which no one else can build or ruin -- THAT is the greatest pleasure known to man! To one who has felt the chisel in his hand and set free the angel prisoned in the marble block, or to one who has felt sword in hand and set homeless the soul that a moment before lived in the body of his mortal enemy -- to those both come alike the taste of that rare food spread only for demons or for gods."

      -- Gordon R. Dickson, "Soldier Ask Not"

    35. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, maybe not. I'm still not sold on the idea of the Euro, but it will be interesting to see. A lot of factors besides the gold standard go into internation currency valuations - things like trade balance, debt management, national stability (which will be interesting to see how that pans out with the multiple nations), money supply, etc etc.

      I'm not completely discounting the Euro, though - like I said, the value of switching from the gold standard to fiat dollars is debatable.

    36. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you will spend your time doing something, or you will cease to exist. your time only has value in some abstract sense of the term. what you do has value. compensation for the time you spend doing it is only an approximation of the value of what you do per unit time. of course, in our competitive society we often talk of "wasting time." now there is a fallacy!

    37. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      enjoyment of work leads to lack of quality.

      Killing people is not enjoyable (for non-sociopaths) but our army is good at it. They see a greater good in wholesale slaughter. Sometimes there is, sometimes there isn't.

      If they enjoyed it, they'd be looking for the most enjoyable way to, for example, decapitate someone, instead of just making sure they were dead at the lowest loss of friendly life.

      use your imaginations, if you have them, to draw the parallels between programming and other vocations.

    38. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when the demand for gold, and thus the price, dramatically fluctuates over a relatively short period of time, your unit of currency should not be adversely affected, except for those people who deal in gold!

      it would appear that the euro is a means of buoying some of the weaker european markets with a more generally accepted currency, but your guess is as good as mine as to where that buoy is headed. the british seem to expect it to sink beneath the waves of poverty.

    39. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      sadly, it's not. I wish it was, because that would make me much happier. I'm just a burnt-out tech worker.

      The college kids and idealistic pseudo-philosophers, i.e. the people that have mod points, dislike my kind. They fear becoming me, and guess what - they will. Some sooner than later.

      If you don't become like me, then you're the kind of sad case that is more aligned with the machine than humanity and you will be used and manipulated by those who aren't. I look like a whore, but in the end I win. Sadly they don't get that.

    40. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If people who sell software for money want to continue to do so they have exactly one choice: pay the people who are willing to write software for free.

      The Harvard model(turning away qualified applicants because you have more applicants than slots to fill) ain't gonna cut it in the world of software. If the software industry expects to sell its wares, it damn well better hire all the qualified applicants.

      Elitism will not work. Because if people have the ability and the time, but no job, they will sit around making high quality software and giving it away for free. And that poses quite a little problem if you have a similar product and want to charge for it, now doesn't it?

      The current downturn in the computer industry is by far the worst I have ever seen. Ever since I can remember(back to the early 80's when PC's first arrived) the computer industry had always expanded and provided more jobs. Now its experiencing its first real downturn and you have a lot of skilled people without jobs. If those skilled people continue to produce software, but they give it away for free, that spells disaster for software companies who expect to sell their product for money.

      Open source software will indeed "catch up" to its commercial equivalents. I give KDE less than five years before it is equivalent or superior in every way to Windows. Same thing with the Open Offices, the databases, the programming languages, etc. The software industry has one choice - start paying open-source programmers or die.

      I'm not sure if our current economic model can deal with the situation of high quality products being given away en masse for free. I certainly don't see how the software industry can grow like it did in years past. Since the computer industry has led the economy for the last 20 years prior to the current recession, we may never see a recovery. Unless we revamp our current economic system to deal with the fact that what had previously been leading the economy into prosperity(software) is now being given away for free. Also, on a global scale we have to compete with entire economies of scale(China) that don't pay for software.

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    41. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rupert · · Score: 1

      I think you read something into my post I didn't intend. As someone with three /. accounts all at the karma cap (2 inactive), I don't feel it befits my position to be morally indignant at anyone's whoredom.

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    42. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you find beauty and joy in the efficiency of algorithms, would you not then enjoy your work at the same time producing quality code?

      i would also add that the military tends to attract mildly psychopathic recruits. ahem.

    43. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I don't think the gold argument holds up any longer. People use a certain currency because of the strength and economy of the nation(s) that backs it and because they know that others think the same and can therefore use the currency for trading. The only way the US dollar could go out of fashion is if the entire country sinks into the ocean or something.

      What is gold anyway, just a shiny (oohh....shiny!!!) metal. Sure, you can make it into jewelery, but for trade, it's used in the same way as paper money.

      In the future, we'll be able to manufacture gold using nanotechnology, so it wouldn't be of much use then, anyway.

    44. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by arkanes · · Score: 2
      Man, I think someone's got a dead end job and too much cynicsm. Personally, I ENJOY writing tight, fast, efficent code, and will, in my spare time, go over old code and see where I can clean some things up, maybe clarify a comment...

      You just are wrong in so many places... people who enjoy and time pride in thier jobs almost inevitably are better at them, because they put more effort into them, care about losing them, and don't look for things to keep them from working. Customer service is an excellent example, I know a couple people who actually enjoy working at the help desk. They're much more helpful (read: better at thier job) than the people who hate it and just try to get you to go away.

      As for the army... a great deal of conditioning goes into allowing soldiers to objectify enemies, allowing them to take pride and pleasure in killing without feeling the guilt that they would if they didn't have that. Even more so in the modern era of "technical" warfare.

    45. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try "redundant"

    46. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grades say more about the teacher than the student.

      perfect is simply "made through" or "finished"
      attributing this quality to some mystical figure is beyond my reasoning abilities, but i would argue that any fault which you find with yourself is lacking in substance. you cannot possibly correct yourself to be a perfect jesus. why then make a distinction between perfection and imperfection.

    47. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cheap shot at the BSD license :P

      it's more like the NSA using Linux to record all your cell phone calls or something equally ludicrous.

    48. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      optimism is blind, but so is pessimism. perhaps i am mistaken are you consciously masochistic?

    49. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by coult · · Score: 1

      All software has bugs and needs to be modified/fixed when it fails (or least fails to meet the users' needs), so therefore software always costs money, even after its already "done."

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    50. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can we really make gold with nanotech? i thought we were pretty much limited to carbon structures. that is quite an interesting possibility, though.

      indeed, if the us sank into the ocean, japan would have serious problems. well.. the tsunami created by such an event would probably wipe them out first.. but think, they couldn't collect on their billions of dollars in US treasury bonds if the US economy collapsed.

    51. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thinking about this some more.. the world human population would probably be reduced to some monks high in the himalayas. and even they would lose the tourist business...

      i remember reading recently about an island in the atlantic somewhere which is composed of a massive rock shelf that could at some point in the future be released into the ocean, causing a massive wave some kilometers tall to propagate faster than the speed of sound towards the eastern seaboard of the united states, and ultimately travelling some 30 miles inland. to be sure, the the transamerica building would still be standing in california, but what of the other great financial institutions!

    52. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Underrated and Overrated have always been there, they've just never shown like that before.

    53. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by God!+Awful · · Score: 1
      "Don't write software because 'it's cool'. That only leads to burnout. Write it for money. At least you get something back and don't ruin the market for the rest of us."

      Um, no, doing stuff you don't like to do just "for the money" is what leads to burnouts. Nobody ever says "Boy am I burned out playing around carefree...

      I write closed-source code for money. I enjoy it because I have control over the design of my modules. If, in the future, the only way I can earn money is to become either a code maintainer for GPL software or a glorified sys-admin, then I probably won't enjoy my job as much.
    54. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering how much divorce costs, they all pretty much do it for money - it's just a matter of money now or money later, regardless of what they tell you.

    55. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was actually huge downturn in the computer industry in the late 1980s, and lots of people lost their jobs. Basically the market for accounting systems and tools was 100% saturated. It didn't really pick up again until GUIs and the Internet provoked a massive expansion of the installed base in the mid-to-late 90s.

    56. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just means you are only a programmer for the money, you don't love your job you love the money. Which means you'd be better off in the lawyer profession cause they make more money. Software writing should be a hobby, get a real job.

    57. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post would be more relevant if programming bore any resemblance whatsoever to fucking for sane people. That it does for you says more about you than about "whores" like Josh.

    58. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      I hate Linux and Open Source in general with a passion

      I hate the weenie aspect. There are plenty of OSS folk who are reasonable and knowledgeable. At one time I wrote a lot of OSS code.

      Then there are a bunch of maga-bores who have adopted OSS as their life message and religion. Talking to them is like talking to a born again Christian or a Taleban fanatic, everything comes back to their own all embracing pet theory. It is like talking to a Libertarian or a Marxist, they have an economic theory and it explains everything and what is more if you don't agree with them you are [damned to hell for eternity/ a legitimate target for murder/ a complete imbecile/ an oppressor of the masses].

      I don't think the talk was actually anti-open source, the guy took potshots at plenty of people's sacred cows. But the only one that slashweeniedom is going to talk about is OSS because it is soooooooo interesting

      The problem is with what the weenies think, the problem is weenieism. As Karl Popper pointed out most of the misery in the world is caused by people who have an absolute belief in their possesion of an absolute truth.

      I gave up on OSS once it became popular and the weenies moved in.

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    59. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Elitism will not work. Because if people have the ability and the time, but no job, they will sit around making high quality software and giving it away for free. And that poses quite a little problem if you have a similar product and want to charge for it, now doesn't it?

      Not really, true elite programmers and system architects are very rare and their productivity is massively greater than that of a merely 'good' or 'average' hacker.

      If an elite programmer has a problem getting a job it is because they have a personality problem or a substance problem that is so extreeme they are not likely to offer much to an OSS collective either.

      That does not mean that there are no elite programmers doing OSS stuff, but most of the ones I know are doing OSS because they made a bundle from the dotcom boom and don't know what to do with the rest of their life.

      I don't think that mere incremental improvement of OSS products is going to threaten the paid software model. For MS Office to be displaced there has to be a discontinuous change, not an incremental one. Matching Word feature for feature as you suggest is a pointless waste of time. Mr Softy has shown that he knows how to win that game.

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    60. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      The Euro is gold-backed. The US dollar is not

      Wrong. The Euro is not gold backed. If it was it would not have collapsed in the year after introduction while the price of gold was rising.

      No industrialised country can function with a gold backed currency. In an industrialised country the economy expands with improved production over time. But the production of yellow metal is pretty constant. You have a quantity that has exponential growth tied to one that has only linear growth. The result is an economic slump.

      This is why Karl Marx wept when he heard of the '49 gold strike. The additional gold supply would allow the capitalist economies to expand and the revolution would be delayed for a decade or more. The theory of the inevitable communist revolution was based in large part on the belief that the gold standard was essential.

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    61. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the army... a great deal of conditioning goes into allowing soldiers to objectify enemies, allowing them to take pride and pleasure in killing without feeling the guilt that they would if they didn't have that No. You hear the words "I felt bad because I survived and my buds didn't." That is code for something else my friend.

    62. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by ichimunki · · Score: 2

      What a load. People who enjoy their work are more likely to take pride in the job at hand, and to *want* to do it correctly. Very important inputs for the productivity and quality equations.

      Besides, if the army's job is just "killing people" I'd have to say they suck at it. Six billion people on this planet and they only manage to kill a few thousand a year. That's pretty shitty performance, imho. Thankfully, the army's job is defending our nation from attack. On that score I'd say they're doing damn fine work. Not including the settlement of the west and the Civil War, we're talking, at worst, two major attacks in 200 years: Pearl Harbor and the WTC/Pentagon bombings. And from what I can tell, a good majority of the members of the military like, and take great pride in, their work: defending the nation.

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    63. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Maybe we can expand on his work and fill in some of the holes.

      ... if only we had the source code.

    64. Re:I love Fallacy 10 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      Today the US military's role seems to be purely "go where our interests are and blow shit up until warlord/dictator X bends over" In fact, thinking back through history, that's what every army's role has been, it's just that today with global communications more threats are detected and a nation's interests could be anywhere in the world.

      It's been my experience (note: my experience, YMMV) that nobody in the tech industry truly loves their jobs. The people I know that really love programming have never done it for a living. They've only done it as a hobby. It's the same with everything in the world - nothing that you do outside of your own volition is going to satisfy you.

      Furthermore, those people who program as a hobby do it in their own way. They don't have to follow a methodology, a design pattern, or document it if they don't want to. All of those [can] lead to professional-quality software that is more efficient and more robust, but they are not enjoyable. If a programmer enjoys that shit, then they're not really a programmer, they're an analyst.

      Programming for a living is a nasty business. I'm a Perl guy, I do enjoy working with Perl. Not as much as I enjoy playing music, or any of my other hobbies, but it's my least-painful marketable skill. Everyone is being seduced by the Sun hype and the Oracle/IBM/Rational hype machine to abandon traditional programming and buy $millions in CASE tools and RDBMS and app servers so that they can write everything in Java. I despise Java for both personal reasons and for its objectively observed flaws. If I want to work in the business, I'm going to have to get some kind of paper that says to people "he can do Java". Talking to more experienced programmers, it seems this happens about every 5 years in software - technology shifts and you immediately become obselete.

      I don't know how many other careers this applies to, but my gut feeling is that it's not many. The health care industry comes to mind.

      The only reason I'm even thinking of staying in the business is for the money. I'll never be able to have the level of "wealth" or the standard of living that I want without being in technology, even though I'll end up hating 1/3rd of my life, that is, the 8 hours/day I spend at work. Most people do, so I guess I should just stop whining.

  7. MS Paperclip by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 1

    Let me introduce you to a friend of mine. M$ paperclip. Eyes start to follow
    Michi as he walks back and forth across the stage. [Histerical laughter]. It's
    in principle a really good idea, something that monitors your progress, but when
    it starts to interrupt your work, by telling you a joke, it is ethically wrong to
    release this to millions of people.


    Well, I wouldn't go as far to say it's "ethically wrong", but Clippy is a major annoyance, and I refuse to use him, even though the rest of the office does.

    If he annoys you, turn him off. If you couldn't disable him, now that would be ethically wrong!

    1. Re:MS Paperclip by bobdole369 · · Score: 1

      A bit Offtopic, but has anybody been able to truly get rid of the language bar on OfficeXP? I still have a task running (SAPISRV.EXE), and it keeps coming back... I haven't found a way to keep the lousy thing off my screen...

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    2. Re:MS Paperclip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you can right-click and exit it. I am not sure anymore since this computer has 2k now, and not XP anymore.

      Go them.

    3. Re:MS Paperclip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sig: No, I will not fix your computer.

      And, you want us to fix yours? ;) In a quick search I found that in theory the MS Speech SDK can be disabled. Good luck.

    4. Re:MS Paperclip by statusbar · · Score: 2
      • If you couldn't disable him, now that would be ethically wrong!

      No it wouldn't. Because you still have a choice to not use the software. However it would be ethically wrong if you did not have the right to choose a different software packages. Even then, the ethics are in the person who revokes your right.

      Software has no ethics, right or wrong. People do.

      --Jeff
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    5. Re:MS Paperclip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Click add/remove software in the control panel and select office xp. Get to the screen that has individual options for each app (custom install?). I'm not at an OXP machine right now, but I think you need to look in office tools and an the language bar option should be in there. Just unselect it and that should do the trick.

    6. Re:MS Paperclip by TeknoHog · · Score: 2
      If he annoys you, turn him off. If you couldn't disable him, now that would be ethically wrong!

      True.. but why, in the first place, is the software full of 'funny' things that serve no other purpose besides procrastination?

      Computers are here to get something done - whether that's actually doing a serious job or watching DivXs or playing games. One problem with fancy GUIs is that they distract people from the actual work. I'll rather watch movies in fullscreen with no visible widgets, why should office work be any more cluttered? (maybe because it's less important.. ;-)

      This extends outside computing, for example in the form of elevator music. It's absolutely annoying because I want to decide when and what music to listen to. It probably reduces peoples' ability to appreciate good music in proper situations, because their senses have been numbed by some marketing morons.

      Now it's interesting why PHBs would rather choose Windows, over a more calm and productive workign environment. Instead, you get Dilbertish things like:

      "Can you put a funny animation on this?"
      "Uh, it's a database, sir."
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    7. Re:MS Paperclip by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Thats the problem. Clippy is an excellent idea, if it is implimented correctly. Help that knows how to do what you want to do, and helps you do it. Something to notice that you are doing something the hardway and point out the easy way.

      Insteady clippy is annoying. A failure of HCI, despite being a good idea. Not the first time though. Nobody would consider a talking car anymore, even though it could be useful to have your car talk. But fear of "a door is ajar" keep killing the idea before it starts.

    8. Re:MS Paperclip by thumperward · · Score: 1

      Not installing it has helped me. I'm rather irritated by the idea that Office wants to take over my PC when installed, so at install time I unchecked everything I didn't want, or didn't understand. Clippy can't bother me if he isn't on my HD.

      np: Lard - Forkboy

    9. Re:MS Paperclip by bobdole369 · · Score: 1

      No, No, and No. Right clicking and exiting STILL leaves sapisrv running. (although a separate problem about not being able to type c, v, t, or g when its up does stop happening.)
      Running Office Setup to remove the option doesn't do anything. Its explained in q278927.
      And NO, you can't just NOT install it. It is installed by default, as explained in the above KB article. HOWEVER, the Anonymous Coward with the quip about my sig HAD a good answer in the "Can be" and "disabled" links. I haven't seen it in a good two hours since I read those links. Thanks!

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  8. The only fallacy is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . the author comparing apples to oranges, over-simplifying, and being otherwise wrong about everything.

  9. List of things developed with pre-1946 technology by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Penicillin - 1920's technology
    Iowa/Yamoto class battleships - 1920's technology
    Apollo moonrockets - 1940's with a dash of 50's
    Polio vaccine - 1880's with a dash of 1940's
    Transistor - 1930's
    Bulk transport system, rail - 1860's
    Bulk transport system, car/truck - 1920's
    Airplane - 1910's
    Fast airplane - 1950's

    Yup, makin progress fast.

    sPh

  10. This person... by joshjs · · Score: 1

    Isn't providing the proper contexts for sarcasm vs. genuity (is that a word? it should be.).

  11. One size != all by SirSlud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Nerd culture is counter-productive

    Nerds are the computer equivilent of the Enos, the Yoko Onos, the Peter Gabriels .. very creative, with a propensity to desire to push boundries. Their influences may not be approrpiate for the masses, but they lay the frame work for those who compute and program (or write pop and rock) to achieve practical purposes. Practical people see no value in thinking outside the boundries of current methods, but are more than happy to stand on the shoulders of those that do (as well it should be.)

    Whats wrong with different people born for different goals? Even if you don't directly contribute the masses, most changes in fundemental social systems (and technical systems) starts with someone rejecting the norm. As well it should be. Leave them alone and let them nerd!

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    1. Re:One size != all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only boundary Yoko Ono has ever pushed was the one between "experimental music" and "untalented self-indulgent screaming".

    2. Re:One size != all by km790816 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nerding is fine and good. I consider myself a nerd (some of the time). I like mountains of weird and crazy features and talk of obscure technical jargon.

      The point is when one is making software to be used by the masses, nerdyness is a bad thing. Nerds like lots of features, we like complexity, we like living in our little world and working on our little pet project without much care for what others want.

      This in general is BAD for most people, most of the time. They want something that works, that makes sense, that's easy and simple and gets the job done. They could care less about command line options, flashing text, and alpha blending.

      That's the point that was being made and it's a great one.

    3. Re:One size != all by curunir · · Score: 2

      That's what product development and product management are for.

      Without the nerds to come up with the new ideas, there'd be no new ideas. Saying that "Open source is not the answer" is incomplete. Open source may not be the answer to the question, "How do we make software that works for the masses?" but it is the answer to the question, "How do we come up with new ideas for what software should do?"

      Once those ideas have been thought up, someone less creative can digest them and decide what subset of the new ideas will work for the masses.

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    4. Re:One size != all by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      I hope you don't mean 'Enos' from The Dukes of Hazzard...

    5. Re:One size != all by Witchblade · · Score: 4, Informative
      Fallacy 7: Programs are Getting Better
      - How often do you need to
      - perform a Fourier analysis?

      Several times a day, usually. How often do I need to email a document to more than one person? Almost never. One tool is not adequate for all people. This is a fact all to often overlooked in arguing for software applications as standards.



    6. Re:One size != all by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      I've never heard the term "nerding" before, I think you just coined a phrase! I'm going to sign off now and do some nerding.

  12. My favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    - Economic model is doubtful

    There's no doubt - there is no economic model.

    - Source code is useless

    It is. It is of dubious quality, often unknown authorship and frequently abandoned.

    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software

    Right. The motivation more often than not is "because it's not Microsoft".

    - Nerd culture is counter-productive

    Especially the last point. Slashdot denizens often say they want Open Source to triumph. Do they work toward this? Nope... they espouse a culture that is so self-satisfied and unbearably superior that it alienates the very people who would have to embrace that culture for the aim to be satisfied.

  13. I are an engineer. by testpoint · · Score: 5, Funny

    It really hits the nail on several points.
    I like my metaphores stirred not mixed.

    1. Re:I are an engineer. by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      ... and I prefer them shaken, not stirred :]

  14. Yikes by certsoft · · Score: 1
    So What Do We Need? .... Legislation

    Sure, that's what we need, pandering politicians legislating software development, no thanks.

  15. Good points! by MattRog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fallacy 9: Programming is About Date Structures and Algorithms

    I'll agree here, although I see it most in database design. With the advent of such super-fast DBs such as MySQL there has been a FLOOD of horribly written applications that utilizes them. For instance, you'll see every column defined as CHAR( 255 ), or every table prepended with AUTO_INCREMENT columns even when they are not necessary. Indexing is poor or non-existent, and tables are horribly in need of normalization.

    Some finer points in design; I see some stuff like this a lot as well:
    function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }
    You're wasting memory and such for the variable declaration and assignment, simply return $joe + 12345;.

    Fallacy 12: We are Making Progress
    - Progress in quality assurance has been remarkably slow

    I used to work in QA for a software company and I wouldn't say that I was the worst programmer there, but I think the problem is that 90% of the QA staff WERE NOT PROGRAMMERS or didn't have access to the source. Basically, QA reports bugs, they go into the queue, and then a developer, if they have the time when compared to all their code development, meetings and such, may have a chance to get to the bug. It would be nice if the QA staff, who may have software programming skills, would be allowed to be developers as well (e.g. all the rights of a developer but QA is their main focus). They attend the same dev meetings and such which gives them the insight to the architecture to allow them to fix bugs which have been approved by management.
    So in effect, have two programming teams.

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    1. Re:Good points! by BigZaphod · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some finer points in design; I see some stuff like this a lot as well: function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; } You're wasting memory and such for the variable declaration and assignment, simply return $joe + 12345;.

      I know that you are talking about (what appears to be) PHP here, but I thought I'd toss in my 2 cents. In compiled languages small differences like that don't matter. If your optimizer doesn't suck (and most don't, these days), it will reorder your code to be as efficient as it can get it to be, and that includes things like elminiating uneeded variables, etc. So maybe what you are seeing is developers used to working with compiled languages that include a good optimizer and like to go for good, clear code as a first rule of thumb. No, that doesn't make it right, but just something to be aware of.

    2. Re:Good points! by Kris.Felscher · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I disagree, somewhat. It is important to have programmers in a QA environment, but I find that it's just as important to have complete computer morons in there too.


      As a developer, I inherently know what NOT to do. A computer moron doesn't know these things, and will use it like the end user will. An experienced programmer will use my programs like I will, and will usually get the tough errors back to me. A computer moron will get the obscure ones back, and it tends to be those errors which make it through to the end user.

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    3. Re:Good points! by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 2

      For instance, you

    4. Re:Good points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      > Some finer points in design; I see some stuff like this a lot as well:
      > function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }
      > You're wasting memory and such for the variable declaration and assignment, simply return $joe + 12345;.

      Looks like debugging code to me; be able to set a breakpoint at the assignment statement, check out if $var is correct and if not, change it prior to returning. A good optimizing compiler would take care of cleaning this up in the release code.

    5. Re:Good points! by MattRog · · Score: 2

      Correct, I didn't want to type a whole lot of C++ or whatnot, so I stuck to type-independant PHP. :D

      From talking to Zeev (author of Zend Engine) he said that there would be a slight performance hit to doing something like that (I assume it is as you said the reorg and such).

      My style of programming is to keep excessive things like that to a minimum because 10ms more might not seem like much until your program (or in this case, web page) is hit 100 times a second. :D

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    6. Re:Good points! by MattRog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Kris,

      I agree with you as well -- if I came across as 'QA should only be programmers' then I apologize; that was not my intent.

      QA is more than just 'poking' at the program and seeing if it breaks. It's authoring test procedures, finding new and interesting ways to break the program, interacting with other developers and management, and a whole lot more. As a programmer I know I hated to write test procedures -- it is very very boring and as the complexity of what you are testing increases linearly the complexity of your test procedure increases exponentially. :D However, there were guys there who, although they didn't know much about programming, wrote EXCELLENT and in-depth test procedures and saved my butt many a time. :)

      However, we'd write up bugs such as "Inserting 32 characters in field XYZ on form 123 causes program to crash" which, in the grand scheme of things, could be viewed as either a "Show Stopper" (highest priority) or a "Do We Care/When We Have Time" sort of a bug. Considering adding range checking to a form is trivial giving QA clearance to fix that would result in a much better program (again provided the QA developers are qualified) and give the regular developers more time (since we'd find 30 or so of these things on a single form) to fixing the hard-core bugs or developing new features.

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    7. Re:Good points! by smileyy · · Score: 2

      And then you end up having spent 95% of your time optimizing things which were and never will be your code's bottleneck in the first place.

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    8. Re:Good points! by Salamander · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Some finer points in design; I see some stuff like this a lot as well: function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }

      That's only a "fine point of design" to a 15-year-old. No, scratch that; it's not design at all. Any decent or even semi-decent compiler or interpreter should be able to make that particular optimization all by itself. A real fine point of design is whether to use events or threads, update or invalidate, distance vector or shortest path, this class hierarchy or that class hierarchy, this module layering or that module layering...stuff that can't be automated or even delegated to an inexperienced programmer.

      It would be nice if the QA staff, who may have software programming skills, would be allowed to be developers as well (e.g. all the rights of a developer but QA is their main focus).
      ...
      in effect, have two programming teams.

      Dream much? Ever hear of specialization? You're right that QA tends to get the short end of the stick in a lot of ways. QA engineers should have some programming experience, should attend (some) development meetings, should have more authority wrt the disposition of bugs...but they should not be checking in production code. Good QA is hard work, requiring its own specialized set of knowledge and skills. Any QA engineer who's making (and, one would hope, unit testing) their own changes to the production code is not going QA, and QA needs to get done. Hire another developer or extend the schedule, but don't take good QA engineers away from the necessary task that they do best to have them do someone else's job.

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    9. Re:Good points! by MattRog · · Score: 2

      You don't have to optimize (e.g. remove bad code) if you do it right in the first place. :D

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    10. Re:Good points! by EvlG · · Score: 2

      We should all remember the words of Knuth:
      "We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil."

      At this point, code optimizers are good enough and work fast enough to make many of these optimizations unnecessary, even counter productive. As the parent poster said, these types of problems will not be the bottleneck anyways.

      Although this is a somewhat contrived example, in general it is better to develop code that is easy to read and maintain, especially when the compiler can optimize it.

    11. Re:Good points! by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Optimizing is more than removing bad code -- it's designing (or just applying) good algorithms. You can write the best linked list implementation in the world, but if what you needed was a hash table, your code won't be as fast as it should.

      Further, doing that kind of thing "right in the first place" isn't always possible, just as nobody can write a finished, publishable novel without going through several stages of drafts first. You know -- proof-of-concept, alpha, beta, and so forth. Trying to get every little bit right from the beginning means that nothing would get done, as opposed to first getting a version written that works (though it may not be fast), then finding the bottlenecks and attacking them.

      The "do it right in the first place" argument may apply to toy code, but certainly not to any project of significant size that needs to be out on a deadline.

    12. Re:Good points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering adding range checking to a form is trivial giving QA clearance to fix that would result in a much better program (again provided the QA developers are qualified) and give the regular developers more time

      This is where the development department assigns the FNG to fix the "easy" bugs so they can be productive while learning the system.

    13. Re:Good points! by cduffy · · Score: 3, Informative

      QA is more than just 'poking' at the program and seeing if it breaks. It's authoring test procedures, finding new and interesting ways to break the program, interacting with other developers and management, and a whole lot more.

      Thank you!

      I'm (sort of) in my company's QA department, and get a whole lot of guff about it from the other engineers ("You're QA? Ewwww"). Thing is, QA doesn't need to be a bad job -- I've spent my last few years largely working on (nifty, new) automated testing tools, and love it. There's nothing quite so interesting as coming up for a test for something that on the surface doesn't look practical to test programmaticly, or putting together a home-grown piece of software that does a task in a massively cross-platform manner that comparable (expensive) commercial solutions could only do on one or two platforms.

      Now, writing loads of Expect scripts has never been my thing (that's what the /other/ QA guys do), and I'll probably find my way back into product development if I find that the other tools I build to no longer be in need of heavy development.

      Anyhow, I'm just glad to see someone putting QA in a light that reflects that it doesn't have to be a boring and tedious job done by those who don't have what it takes to be /real/ engineers. Thanks. :)

    14. Re:Good points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a note it seems from examinations of the parse tree perl creates that it does lots of optimization, i.e. unused or uneeded varables are not seen, if(0){ statements } doesn't appear in the executed code etc.

    15. Re:Good points! by Wesley+Everest · · Score: 2
      Amen. As a game developer, I do a lot of code that needs to be fast (as in 1ms can have noticeable effects in the game). Here's what I do:
      1. Come up with a clean design, and be aware of complexity for space and CPU time - like if you are doing it every frame, don't do an O(N^2) algorithm when N is likely to be on the order of 1000.
      2. Write the code in the cleanest way possible, and when there is a choice, prefer the cleanest way to the "fastest" way. If they are equally clean, go with the fastest. And of course, avoid anything that I know will pop up later on the profiler.
      3. Get the code working
      4. Profile the code to identify any hotspots.
      5. If the hotspots are very nasty, rethink the design. Otherwise, optimize the hotspots -- first by seeing if the slow code really needs to be called as often as it is. If it takes 1us, but is called a million times in a frame, hand-optimizing the assembly code will help much less than making it get called only a thousand times per frame. Of course, if the inner-loop does something really stupid and is 10 times as slow as it should be, then I'll fix it first.
      6. Only then, if the design is as it needs to be and can't be improved for speed, and the code needs to be called many times, and the inner-loop code doesn't do anything stupid, then I'll look into line-by-line optimizations, seeing if I can get the compiler to generate faster code (of course profiling after every change to make sure that it does indeed speed it up).
      7. And finally, though it almost never comes to this, I'll see if I can write better assembly code than the compiler.
      The main thing, though, is don't "optimize" code that doesn't yet fully work. You'll probably end up with something that is not only slow and broken, but also very difficult to debug.
    16. Re:Good points! by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Good instincts.
      The wasted motion is bad. Not so much because of increased size and runtime, as it is distracting to understand the purpose and function of the code. What is this $var thing? Why is it called var and not something else? Whatever purpose var serves would be better served in a comment, methinks.
      The main advantage is that for the places where speed does matter, it's much easier to see what is going on without extraneous stuff. About 10 percent of the code actually matters. It doesn't take much garbage added for the noise to swamp the signal.

    17. Re:Good points! by Steveftoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another point is that
      function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }
      and
      function bob( varlist ) { return $joe + 12345; }
      might actually be the same number of operations. Not because of the compiler, but just because of the way that the machine works.

      Regardless, as said before, this kind of micro-optimizing is pointless and dumb. It is not programming it is coding. Coding is a mechanical process. Programming is an art. You can optimize your code, but it is almost imposiable to optimize an API. Designing APIs is where I think all modern languages have totatly failed us. It is way too easy to write a bad api with todays languages. I've had to implement too many crazy interfaces written by people who didn't think them through. I've also created interfaces that later I went back and scrapped because they were dumb. This is the way programming is and it doesn't make any sence.

    18. Re:Good points! by zulux · · Score: 2

      function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }

      I write code all the time that has excess variables declarred - the help document the code. Consider:

      Efficient:
      function x( imput) { return gf(imput) + .02}

      Manintainable:
      funcion DetermineTaxRate ( City) {
      RTATaxRate = .02
      TotalWholesaleTax = RTATaxRate + CityTax(City)
      Return TotalWholesaleTax
      }

      A few well known variable names help with mantance. Computers are cheap - I'm not, so ease of mantanace is in my customers best interest.

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    19. Re:Good points! by sdowney · · Score: 1
      function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }

      You're wasting memory and such for the variable declaration and assignment, simply return $joe + 12345;.

      Wasting memory. That's a good one. You probably worry about wasting CPU cycles, too.

      function bob(varlist) {

      log.trace(varlist)

      int magicConstant = 12345;

      //Adding the magicConstant allows for the

      //framistan to properly frob the widgets

      int var = $joe + $magicConstant;

      assert($var > 0);

      log.trace($var);

      return $var;

      }

      The most important aspect of code is that it functions correctly. The second most important is that if it does not function correctly, it is simple to diagnose the problem, and apparent how to repair the problem.

      'Performance' is much further down the list.

      If it doesn't have to work correctly, I can make it a LOT faster.

    20. Re:Good points! by WillWare · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It would be nice if the QA staff, who may have software programming skills, would be allowed to be developers as well (e.g. all the rights of a developer but QA is their main focus). They attend the same dev meetings and such which gives them the insight to the architecture to allow them to fix bugs which have been approved by management. So in effect, have two programming teams.

      The problem with this is that you really do want two different loci of responsibility for development and QA. You don't even want the two teams to have the same manager (or generally, the same chain of command) because that creates a conflict of interest for the manager. While wearing the DevMgr hat, he wants to get stuff out the door quickly, so he's rewarded for cutting corners when he puts on the QAMgr hat.

      It might work to do what you suggest, as long as the chains of command were kept distinct so only the people at the bottom of the hierarchy ever wore both hats. But do you really want to work for two bosses at the same time, and be answerable to both?

      Another possible model would be a "clean room" approach, where you're given read-only access to the source database, and you can tinker on your own machine. You can propose a specific change to the developer working on your bug, but he checks it in. Things are still sped up that way, and you avoid blurring the responsibilities.

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    21. Re:Good points! by Xylantiel · · Score: 1

      This is like saying we need to "fix" language because it's possible to write a bad essay!

      Programming languages would be a hinderance if they *prevented* you from doing it right. They don't, it's just the first try at something is usually not the optimal. Or you were in a hurry, or some people are just sloppy.

    22. Re:Good points! by Bodrius · · Score: 2

      I have to disagree with this.

      Sure, you may be wasting memory (if your compiler doesn't optimize it, which it should), but creating a variable in the stack that will die with the method call is worth it if it makes the code readable.

      Your example is trivial, but normally it's not so obvious. It's more :

      function bob(varlist) { $var = ($joe/$ed + 12345)%12; return $var/0.5 + $egads;}

      versus

      function bob(varlist) { return (($joe/$ed + 12345)%12)/0.5 + $egads;}

      Or something more subtle. It ends up being a decision on what the developer thinks will make be clear, and usually because $var is a name with an actual meaning the temporary variable is the best choice.

      It's silly to try to write tight code at the cost of unreadability. Now, if the temporary variables only create more confusion, by all means remove them, if it will improve readability.

      I do agree with the current carelesness in database design, but I think the bad habit is at least partially due to undue time pressure. A lot of times decisions made when prototyping end up in the final product, simply because CHAR(255) was the safe choice when the constraints were unclear or constantly changing, which is the norm.

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    23. Re:Good points! by The+Smith · · Score: 1
      Thanks for this good advice! Of course, most programmers outside of computer graphics (or other heavy maths applications) will never need to go beyond step 3. But if speed is important, this is certainly the way to do it.

      Mod parent up, it's the most useful comment in this thread so far.

  16. frm the artical by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    Back then it was okay to have 3 or so typos per page without re-typing the entire letter.

    but now is ok for ppl 2 put 42 typos in inrnet msg & hit submitt

  17. Windows for dummies. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that is redundant. But even so, it make me think of the book, "Sex for dummies" which gave me a whole new perspective on RTFM.

    1. Re:Windows for dummies. by cp4 · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod the parent of this message up, that's some funny stuff.

  18. Re:I don't know about you... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: 0

    1 reply below your current threshold. I bet it's cmdertaco and his page widening. Good thing i've got +1 long posts, -1 foes, cmdertaco=foe, reading threshold=0.

    ahh yes, page widening is gone, and i still get -1 troll goodness..

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  19. Oh how right you are...except by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    "The best UI people on the planet are those working in the car industry.
    We need to make it a criminal law to change certain API's. There are potentially
    huge impacts. When we produce a new drug, we can't just release it to millions of
    people without some sort of testing."

    yeah, but how long should the testing cycle be? For example, we hear all the time about drugs being recalled because of illnesses caused by its use. Beta testing is a great way to do this, however, even then you can't know until your program is running on a lot of machines in different environments, with different variables.

    So, what can you do? Well, you release the software after doing as much testing as possible, and wait to see the results...then patch, patch, patch..which is the way it's being done now. That's why early adopters know (or should know)what they are getting into, and why most of the companies I have dealt with, (running win2k) waited for SP2 to come out before upgrading.

    Or, you could establish some sort of body, like the FDA does, that tests the heck out of software for a while before shipping. Problem with that though, is that by the time it is approved, its obsolete.

    Other than that, this was a most excellent read.

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    1. Re:Oh how right you are...except by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      >Or, you could establish some sort of body, like
      >the FDA does, that tests the heck out of
      >software for a while before shipping. Problem
      >with that though, is that by the time it is
      >approved, its obsolete.

      I think he is trying to say that the software development process should be slowed down to achieve better stability, reliability & usability.

      We're all just rushing round trying to get to the next release to suck more money/features, instead of keeping the process slow, steady & safe.

      Computers are turning into toys and not tools, I think thats the jist of his argument and I'd tend to agree..

      Jason

    2. Re:Oh how right you are...except by i7dude · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The best UI people on the planet are those working in the car industry. We need to make it a criminal law to change certain API's. There are potentially huge impacts. When we produce a new drug, we can't just release it to millions of people without some sort of testing."

      i find the drug analogy a bit absurd...yes, UI's and API's should undergo rigerous testing, but when was the last time a person was killed by an underdevelopled and tested program??? there are some notable exceptions (like that xray machine a couple of decades or so ago that was giving radiation doses that were off by a factor of ten)....but buy and lagre people who grab the latest instant messenger beta dont have to worry about being physically hurt.

      drugs on the other had can KILL people if they are not understood and tested fully.

      maybe i'm missing the boat here but, i agreee with the idea...i just think the analogy is a bit much.

      dude.

    3. Re:Oh how right you are...except by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2

      yeah, the analogy was a little strong, but in this case, people can lose money, as opposed to their life. Now, that wouldn't bother me too much, as I would rather be alive and poor than dead and rich, but for others I can't speak.

      thanks,

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    4. Re:Oh how right you are...except by tshak · · Score: 2

      If people want to spend 200% more and wait twice as long for new software to be released, then I'm all for increasing the development cycle for the sake of usability. The problem is, the market won't bear it.

      Also, the comparison to the car is very poor because the level of functionality that the car gives to the user is very minimal. It's kind of like comparing the XBox's UI to Windows'.

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    5. Re:Oh how right you are...except by Danse · · Score: 1

      Is he sure that people are willing to pay the extra costs that this additional testing will create? People already think software costs too much.

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    6. Re:Oh how right you are...except by haystor · · Score: 1

      The best user interface is in the car industry?

      Is he talking about the same cars that can't fit an odd sized persone comfortably? I'm only 6'5" and I don't fit well in most cars.

      Or is he talking about the auto industry that puts all the radio controls in the reach of one person, but the speakers 4 inches behind the heads of the people in back?

      How about the door lock knob right along the door where I'd like to rest my arm. Or on the side of the door where its triggered by my knee resting against the door.

      Air conditioning is only for the people in front apparently.

      In pursuit of aerodynamics, the back glass cuts through the headroom of the backseat, sloping downward to the trunk well before the back end of the seating area.

      Nature has produced the best UI and many of its products don't require manuals (eat the things that smell good, screw the things that look good, etc...)

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    7. Re:Oh how right you are...except by trapvector · · Score: 1

      the difference being that the FDA tests new prescription drugs for YEARS; laboratory testing, clinical trials, and the like.

      Meanwhile, I still have to delete the prefs file for MSN Messenger for Mac every so often because it corrupts itself. Sure, it's not life-threatening, but it would sure be nice if I didn't have to waste those few man-seconds deleting the file... especially given that none of the other programs I use regularly do that. Messages to Microsoft, of course, go unheeded.

      It's a perfectly valid analogy - so few people die from problems stemming from their drugs in the United States because there is mondo testing going on before the public sees anything. OTOH, the world's largest software company is falling all over itself to release a product which has been repeatedly shown to be laced with bugs larger than saw palmetto bugs and security loopholes that one could fly a 747 through. When you take into consideration the amount of personal information that is spread around online (credit cards, SSNs, addresses, phone numbers, etc.), and the relative insecurity of all this data... well, having one's identity stolen could be as calamitous as suffering an allergic reaction to some anti-cancer drug because nobody thought to test it appropriately.

      And, of course, making matters worse are the vast numbers of people who will GIVE their credit card to a server making minimum wage plus tips at a restaurant... but are afraid that the moment they send their CC info over an ssl-encrypted connection, their entire credit line will be sucked up by some thirteen-year-old kid who hasn't showered in two weeks. This, like most other problems, can be traced to a breakdown (or utter lack) of communication between the nerds and the masses.

      in vino, veritas.

  20. A similar reference by big.ears · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you found some of his earlier points interesting, you may want to read the 1995 book "The trouble with computers" by Tom
    Landauer. I think its kind of controversial, but he points out that a lot of the promised and perceived productivity gains due to computers have never come about.

  21. Source code *IS* useless ... by rlowe69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The only point that didn't made sense in this summary was the one about "source code being useless"."

    Source code *is* useless to about 99% of the people that use the program. My aunt Benita isn't going to track down a Microsoft Word bug and fix it even if she HAD the source. She wouldn't care - she'd just wait for the update. So in that context, the source code is useless.

    Where the source code does become useful is in the hands of developers, but for users it's just another disk of stuff they get in the package that they'll never use.

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    1. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 2

      And even in the case of 80% (or so) of developers it's useless. For any given piece software that is sufficiently complex, it takes a lot of effort just to learn the code to be able to modify it. If you were given the code for ms word, how many developers have the time to go through it and attempt to modify it? Not many.

      My company recently ran into this same thing. We dedicated resources to looking into ways to make our java code more difficult to decompile. I brought up the fact that they were wasting their time. Why? Because our product is quite large. If someone were to decompile it they would spend months trying to document the overrall design and engineering behind it, to the point where they would be competent enough to modify it or use it. Even with complete documentation and source code, it takes a long time for someone to be able to grasp the whole system.

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    2. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where the source code does become useful is in the hands of developers

      Well then it's not useless. Make up your mind.

      I don't know how to even turn on an MRI machine, but that doesn't make MRI machines useless. It makes me useless at running MRI machines.

      Similarly, your Aunt Benita is useless at using Source Code. That doesn't make the source code useless. Note that it doesn't make Aunt Benita useless either.

    3. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by travail_jgd · · Score: 1
      My aunt Benita isn't going to track down a Microsoft Word bug and fix it even if she HAD the source.

      Source code doesn't allow for bug fixes if the initial design is flawed. Even if your Aunt Benita was an expert programmer, she can't fix all of the security holes in Internet Explorer or Outlook without the risk of breaking compatibility.

      Where the source code does become useful is in the hands of developers...

      I can't say that I agree with that. When I've been writing software, I've never had the time to debug the OS, compiler, or database that I'm working on. YMMV, but the last thing I need during a deadline cruch is to stop developing my application and start reading source code for the underlying systems!

    4. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by Jeremi · · Score: 2
      My aunt Benita isn't going to track down a Microsoft Word bug and fix it even if she HAD the source.


      True. But Aunt Benita might go to www.joescodefixingservice.com and pay Joe $50 to fix the bug for her, if she needed it fixed right away. Without the source code, she (and Joe) don't have that option.


      Imagine there was something wrong with your car's engine, and the only place that could fix it was Honda Corporate headquarters in Japan. Wouldn't you like to have the option to go to the local mechanic instead?

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    5. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Where the source code does become useful is in the hands of developers...
      > I can't say that I agree with that. When I've been writing software, I've never had the time to debug the OS, compiler, or database that I'm working on. YMMV, but the last thing I need during a deadline cruch is to stop developing my application and start reading source code for the underlying systems!

      Oh, how lucky you've been! I *still* remember needing to check out the VMS C compiler for code generation bugs, and reviewing the VMS source microfiche to check out possible runtime library bugs. You bet, it's THE last thing you'd want to be doing, but sometimes you have to check out the tools.

    6. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by rlowe69 · · Score: 2

      Where the source code does become useful is in the hands of developers

      Well then it's not useless. Make up your mind.


      I believe I did - my main point was that usefulness is all about context. Programs are made for end users and from their perspective, the source code is useless.

      There are a few people that have said that source code is useless even to developers, which I can see. Unless the documentation fairy has visited the company that produced the source and made absolutely superb docs, chances are you won't be able to make heads or tails of the code without a serious time investment. What percentage of developers have this amount of time to fix a bug that might be fixed in a service pack in a month or two?

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    7. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by rgmoore · · Score: 2
      Source code *is* useless to about 99% of the people that use the program.

      But it does not follow from this that source code is useless. If the value that you get from giving the code to the tiny fraction of people who will actually do something useful with it is larger than the cost of doing the distribution, then distributing it is worthwhile. Given the low cost of source distribution these days, that may make distributing worthwhile even if only one or two people will ever look at the code.

      Besides, users get value from having the source even if they never modify it. I find that it's very useful to compile programs for my system. They wind up being optimized for my processor and take advantage of the other resources that are on my system. This may not be a big thing, but there are certainly more people out there who compile than who write, and source availability helps them.

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    8. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 2

      incidentally, did you ever come up with any interesting ways to make it more difficult to decompile your code?
      I'm thinking java probably doesn't compile variable names or anything into packages, and any systematic munging you do to the structure (reversing if statements or whatever) can just as easily be systematically unmunged...what is there that's easily obscurable?

    9. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by cowens · · Score: 2, Informative

      Source code *is* useless to about 99% of the people that use the program.


      Bullshit, it is only useless if you consider direct action. Let us say that someone releases a program and there is a bug in it. 99% of the people could care less about the source code, since they can't understand it, but that last 1% looks at the source and fixes it and then rereleases it. All 100% benefit from the fix.
    10. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So source code IS usefull then. If the cost of including it is small enough (or smaller than the benefits of including it for the 0.01% of the poplation that will even look at it), then it should be included because it is not useless. Just because something is not usefull to everyone does not make it useless; you're just contradicting yourself.

    11. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by rlowe69 · · Score: 2

      Just because something is not usefull to everyone does not make it useless; you're just contradicting yourself.

      Any given thing is always going to be useless to someone. It is the context that matters.

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    12. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by crath · · Score: 1

      Imagine there was something wrong with your car's engine, and the only place that could fix it was Honda Corporate headquarters in Japan. Wouldn't you like to have the option to go to the local mechanic instead?

      This analogy doesn't work. W.r.t your car, source code is the equivelant of having all the raw materials (including lathes, etc.) to recreate all the components that go into your car. In the late 1800s this is how people repaired cars... guess what, cars were useless for the masses.

    13. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by crath · · Score: 1

      If the value that you get from giving the code to the tiny fraction of people who will actually do something useful with it is larger than the cost of doing the distribution, then distributing it is worthwhile.

      Source code does have value, but that value is smaller than you assert. Over the past year there have been a couple of threads here on /. about how difficult it is to get others to reuse source code: those who could make use of the source code typically don't; they would rather rewrite an application from scratch than to learn someone else's implementation and add to it.

      Examine Michi's source code assertion in the context of his talk: he is talking about large beneficial impacts upon society, where the individual directly experiences the benefits. Access to source code doesn't have high value in this context.

    14. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      It depends a lot on the stage of development. For a mature product it's probably true that source availability is less valuable. There are fewer bugs to be caught, and they're probably deeper in the code and thus more difficult to catch anyway. In the Free Software world there are also likely to be just one or only a few projects around, making code sharing more difficult.

      But in the early stages of a project, though, source availability can be tremendously useful. A good example of this that I'm personally familiar with is with Linux DVD players. Different projects have focused on different parts of the overall picture, and the availability of code from other projects has allowed a lot of borrowing between projects to shore up their strengths. The player I use, for instance, had a very good MPEG player but lacked good menu support or the ability to read encrypted disks. But they were able to build a menu system by taking the code for menus from one place and a decryption library from another. Source availability makes that kind of thing possible.

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    15. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      I rather think the analogy does work, if you don't try to extend it further than how it was intended. You need the source code in order to fix bugs (no, binary hacking doesn't count).

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    16. Re:Source code *IS* useless ... by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      I believe I did - my main point was that usefulness is all about context. Programs are made for end users and from their perspective, the source code is useless.
      If there is a bug in the product and even only one developer takes a shot at fixing it, everyone profits from the bug fix. So it's not useless at all in my opinion, even if 99.99% of all people never even look at the source code.
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  22. source code is useful to me by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

    Forgetting all the myriad reasons source code is useful, the one best thing about getting source code for your product is: it's the ultimate documentation for the program.

    I always look at the source code when trying to solve a problem. It's like a reference manual written in a terse language that doesn't slow me down.

    It's like including schematics with a piece of test equipment. Why bother with the manual when you can just look and see EXACTLY what that button does and how.

    Source code may not be useful to users of software, but to the coders and people doing the actual work, it is a tremendous productivity boost.

    1. Re:source code is useful to me by Frater+219 · · Score: 2
      Forgetting all the myriad reasons source code is useful, the one best thing about getting source code for your product is: it's the ultimate documentation for the program.

      Yes, exactly. Here's an example:

      My workplace is in the market for a new firewall. However, we have some staff who periodically need to do weird things with the network, and want to make sure that the firewall can be set not to interfere with them. Many commercial firewalls do particular classes of filtering (such as flood filtering, rejection of invalid packets, etc.) in a way which is not completely documented. So we can't tell whether they will interfere or not, or which functions we need to enable or disable in order to get them to work for our purposes.

      Enter OpenBSD. I am not the sort of person who usually reads kernel source -- whether on the job or for fun -- but I can pick up the kernel source for OpenBSD's pf packet filter and know (for instance) exactly which combinations of TCP flags it rejects as invalid. I can then look at a network dump and tell someone exactly what pf will do with the traffic represented there. I can, in short, prove that my firewall will or will not pass that traffic.

      I can't do that with a product that comes with nothing but a guide to "Basic Firewalling for the Beginning Networks Staffer" and a command reference.

    2. Re:source code is useful to me by Maserati · · Score: 1
      And if the kernel won't pass traffic it "should", or if you need a configuration option thaty doesn't exist you can write it yourself.


      I have a suspicion that Open Source use in large deployments may gain an advantage from exactly this. Instead of spending money on licenses, a business could keep a programmer on staff to do bugfixes and add features to an OS product. Which gets them a product more finely tailored for their needs than anything from Microsoft could ever be.

      There are definitely economies of scale involved. But anyone running a major deployment on, say OpenBSD, can have a person on staff who is actively involved in the ongoing development of the OS. With non-free systems you can at best hire a programmer away from the vendor, which leaves them out of the current development loop; or possibly you get access to a kernel developer as part of an expensive support agreement, and then that developer is still someone else's employee.

      That's just not as useful as having an in-house developer that follows your business requirements.

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    3. Re:source code is useful to me by Frater+219 · · Score: 2
      And if the kernel won't pass traffic it "should", or if you need a configuration option thaty doesn't exist you can write it yourself.

      Yes, of course. However, I was more interested in demonstrating the value of source to someone who not only doesn't edit the source, but doesn't even look at it 99.99% of the time: when I do need it, it's there.

      The other point I wanted to get across was that open-source systems (or, to be fair, source-available systems) have the possibility of provability. The behavior of a program is defined by its code, not its documentation. If a user comes to me and claims that my firewall is wrongly breaking his application, and I have the docs but not the source, my only response is, "Well, it says here in the docs that it drops 'invalid traffic', so your app must be putting out some of that 'invalid traffic' stuff, whatever that is." The source tells me exactly what is going on, so I can be confident first that I am telling the (useful) truth, and second that I can do something about it.

    4. Re:source code is useful to me by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      It's the exactly that matters.
      How could you precisely define what 'invalid traffic' is? Seems like something that would keep shifting with time.
      What's the difference between 3-nines and 5-nines, other than lots of money? 99.9% is the same!

  23. Re:A Bit more than that by rlangis · · Score: 3

    No, it didn't make much sense...not to someone simply sitting down and reading it. However, if you were to imagine someone standing on a stage, going through slides, making quips or whatnot... Then it makes perfect sense. It reads like a presentation.

    As far as source code being useless... Let me ask you - how many times do you actually go through the code itself and change things? I would be willing to bet that most people here simply download, unzip, untar, make, make install and go on with their lives. If this is even 70% true, then actually *having* the source code IS useless. The only reason you have it is so that you can 'make install' to the path of your choosing. That, in and of itself, is not the reason the source code exists.

    Having said that, I disagree with his blanket argument. He should have quantified it somewhat, because some people *do* look at the source code. Some people *do* make additions, and some people *do* feel more secure having it available in case something goes awry. I certainly feel more secure knowing that there is a body of peers overlooking every code change that goes into Our Favorite Operating System (tm). Do I use it? Not usually - most of the time I apt-get install [the binary]. But I like having the *option*.

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  24. You Fscking Morons by black_widow · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    - Economic model is doubtful
    - Source code is useless
    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
    - Nerd culture is counter-productive


    Wow, that only stings if you don't understand the sarcasm/cynicism he is using throughout the lecture.

    Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise
    - All you need is a good work processor to create a great doc
    - All you need is a great spreadsheet to make accurate sales predictions
    - All you need is ...


    ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND OR JUST UNINTELLIGENT (this includes the people who have mod'ed these stupid comments up)...

    A good word processer is NOT "all you need" and source code is NOT "useless"

    I know Microsoft Excel certainly helped me show the CEO of Megacorp how to accurately predict sales of black dildos
    1. Re:You Fscking Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it explicitely says "Fallacy 10 : Open Source is the Answer".

      Which means that Open Source ISN'T the answer.

    2. Re:You Fscking Morons by dj28 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You got it backwards, moron. He's stating the Fallicies, and he states that Open Source is one of them. Good job making an ass of yourself though.

  25. Car Industry? by joshjs · · Score: 1

    The best UI people on the planet are those working in the car industry. "

    So the people that brought us spoilers and racing stripes should be desinging my OS?

    1. Re:Car Industry? by joshjs · · Score: 1

      "The best UI people on the planet are those working in the car industry. "

      Too many bugs in the car industry. (Ha!)

      (Somebody was gonna say it.)

    2. Re:Car Industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is a little OT, but shouldn't a UI be fairly consistent between different models or programs? If so, then those UI designers in the auto industry don't always follow that train of thought. Sure the steering wheel, the pedals and the seat (at least the driver's side) is fairly common in all models... but look at the instrument cluster, the controls and the AC/Radio panel. Are those consistent between different manufacturers? Nope.

    3. Re:Car Industry? by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

      No. But, the people that design and position the steering wheels, pedals, shifters, turn signals, gauges and door handles in such a way that *anyone* can go from one car to another without *any* difficulty or re-education might have some insight. Occasionally there are exceptions to this.

      But, surely you have jumped into a friends car, a model that you have never before been in, in the dark and been able to drive it without *any* difficulty. Did you *ever* need to RTFM in order to drive a car, or worse yet, to get out of the car?

      This is because most automakers have made intuitive design a science as well as an art form. This level of intuitiveness and uniformity is rare in software.

    4. Re:Car Industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but look at the instrument cluster, the controls and the AC/Radio panel. Are those consistent between different manufacturers? Nope.

      They aren't even consisten between different models.

      That being said, jump into any car and you'll have no trouble figuring out what everything does for the most part. Of course there are exceptions to that.

    5. Re:Car Industry? by bluGill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But, the people that design and position the steering wheels, pedals, shifters, turn signals, gauges and door handles in such a way that *anyone* can go from one car to another without *any* difficulty or re-education

      The example I give is this: I once drove a friends car in the dark. I drove it on city streets for close to an hour before I realised the turn signal lever wasn't a lever, but a little switch on the dashborad. However that switch was right where my fingers expeced it to be, and worked just the like the turn signal lever of any other car I ever drove so I didn't know that it was a completely different implimentation!

      Unfortunatly not all things are like that. When I drive my dad's truck I often trun the headlights off on a rainy day, his headlights switch is where the whindshield whipers on most cars are.

    6. Re:Car Industry? by istartedi · · Score: 2

      OK, before anyone else points it out, I know all radios are electronic. I mean to say that it had a "digital tuner".

      --
      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    7. Re:Car Industry? by sansoo · · Score: 1

      But I hear they're taking a cue from recent Microsoft innovations: they will be personalizing the user interface. Yep, the steering wheel, brakes, accelerator, and light switch will now move forward, back, or out of your way according to your recent use of the vehicle. Been driving on the freeway, and haven't used the brakes much? It'll slide down into the floor, still convenient by a simple touch of the "restore controls" button. The one right next to the steering wheel lock.

      --
      We are the first generation of Morlocks. Eat the rich!
  26. Nerd culture.... by Daemonik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nerd culture is counter productive??

    Hello?... 'nerds' are the whole impetus behind the electronics industry. Without nerds wanting to show off with faster processors, cooler video boards or better OS's a few billion dollar industries wouldn't exist today.

    Hell, Star Wars would have earned $1.50 at the theater without nerds creating the cult that propells it. Nerds created pong on a friggen mainframe just to goof off and sparked the video game industry, quickly gaining as the most widespread form of mass entertainment on the earth.

    I am nerd, hear me calculate!

    1. Re:Nerd culture.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Without nerds wanting to show off with faster processors, cooler video boards or better OS's a few billion dollar industries wouldn't exist today.

      Hell, Star Wars would have earned $1.50 at the theater without nerds creating the cult that propells it. Nerds created pong on a friggen mainframe just to goof off and sparked the video game industry, quickly gaining as the most widespread form of mass entertainment on the earth.


      => Nerds are reponsible for a massive waste of resources. What you have listed is all more or less useless shit nobody needs. I would certainly call this counter-productive.

    2. Re:Nerd culture.... by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      What definition of counter-productive are you using?

      There are millions of happily productive people employed by the movie, video, electronics and caffeine industries, all of which are able to buy products from the productive car, washer/dryer, compressed wood fibre furniture industries all because of nerds. I call that pretty damn productive and usefull.

    3. Re:Nerd culture.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are millions of happily productive people employed by the movie, video, electronics and caffeine industries, all of which are able to buy products from the productive car, washer/dryer, compressed wood fibre furniture industries all because of nerds. I call that pretty damn productive and usefull.

      Great! Their 'product' is to allow us to spend more money and waste more time in more godawful expensive ways than ever before!!!

  27. I have some by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make a living designing open source software.

    Microsoft will lose the desktop to Linux.

    Gnome is useful.

    vi is the best text editor.

    You don't need a degree to be successful in IT.

  28. Re:A Bit more than that by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    Even if what you assume is true is: sourcecode is still quite useful. The tarball still remains the most effective package management system with much more sophisticated dependency management than any binary packaging system.

    This is why on even x86 Linux systems source tarballs are still used. They can be remarkably less trouble than binary packages for smaller applications.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  29. Old Outlaw Quote by XPulga · · Score: 2
    We need to make it a criminal law to change certain API's.

    If we make innovation illegal, only Microsoft will innovate.

    1. Re:Old Outlaw Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the ms form of innovation sort of requires someone to steal from, doesn't it? how would that work?

  30. Re:I don't know about you... by gazbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I agree with this post.

    Klerck's PLPs are fine though, so you'll not he is not filtered.

  31. Interesting if debatable by Cato+the+Elder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's a really interesting summary of what looks like a talk I would have liked to have attended. Of course, a lot of the points were matters of opinion, and I disagree on some of them.

    Fallacy 1 (Computing is Easy) I think is spot on. I shudder when I see some of the "For Dummies" titles out there now.

    Fallacy 6 (Computers are Getting Faster), I would have to say I disagreed with him on. Sure, my desktop boots slower than my old 386 from 10 years ago. But my Handspring Visor has more memory and boots instantly. Web pages load faster with my DSL connection then they did over my modem (where could you get that 5 years ago?) Most of my compiles are shorter than they were 3 years ago. Sure, people tend to put bloat in, but Moore's law is still wining overall.

    This ones really a quibble, but a subpoint of Fallacy 7 asks "How often do you need to do a Fourier transform?" I don't know if it's need per se, but I kind of like some of the music visualizations that use a whole bunch of frequency domain stuff.

    One of the subpoints to Fallacy 13 (The Industry Knows where it's going) is
    "There haven't been any new ideas in a decade"
    My response
    "There is no new thing under the sun"
    --Ecclesiastes

    That said, he certainly seemed to bring up a lot of food for thought. Do you think he'd be willing to do a Slashdot Interview?

    1. Re:Interesting if debatable by bmorton · · Score: 1


      This ones really a quibble, but a subpoint of Fallacy 7 asks "How often do you need to do a Fourier transform?" I don't know if it's need per se, but I kind of like some of the music visualizations that use a whole bunch of frequency domain stuff.


      It's very useful to anyone analyzing periodic data such as sound...but I doubt that you're average computer user uses (indirectly) it for anything other than really kewl visualizations for your mp3's :-D
    2. Re:Interesting if debatable by rgmoore · · Score: 2
      One of the subpoints to Fallacy 13 (The Industry Knows where it's going) is
      "There haven't been any new ideas in a decade"
      My response
      "There is no new thing under the sun"
      --Ecclesiastes

      It's a flawed conclusion anyway. There have almost certainly been some great new ideas developed in the past 10 years. It's just that almost all really great ideas take a long time to get off the ground. The reason that all of the useful technology that we're using today is over 10 years old is because it almost always takes at least 10 years to go from good idea to good product. Take a look at how long it took the web, the GUI, or even the microprocessor to go from neat ideas to dominant technology. They all took a long time to develop into widespread use. I'm confident that there have been great ideas developed in the past 10 years, and by 2012 we'll be wondering how we ever lived without them.

      --

      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    3. Re:Interesting if debatable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How often do you need to do a Fourier transform?"
      I work in a protein NMR lab, and do them quite often. This also brings us to the next point.

      Fallacy 6 (Computers are Getting Faster)
      Well, the NMR analysis I did recently (involving Fourier transformation and some linear prediction) took over an hour on a 1.4 GHz P4, I'me very sure it would have taken a whole lot longer on a 486

    4. Re:Interesting if debatable by Michi · · Score: 1
      That said, he certainly seemed to bring up a lot of food for thought. Do you think he'd be willing to do a Slashdot Interview?


      Sure, why not? That might also be a good opportunity to correct some of the misunderstandings that have come about by being quoted out of context.


      By the way, did someone publish a transcript of the session or something? Some people are referring to portions of the talk in more detail than the summary that was posted in the original article (but they may have been present in person, of course). If there is such a transcript, could someone mail me the URL please?

  32. Good Quote.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Great programmers have a greater amount of short term memory slots. Most of these people will have written some assembly at some stage in their lives.

    It's about time somebody admitted the correlation between a good programmer and knowledge of assembly language.

  33. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by Kris.Felscher · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about the Nukes!

    --

    Kris Felscher
    We've got enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart"?

  34. +1, Funny by ekrout · · Score: 1

    Cynics unite! We have a new leader, and he's more grumpy and skeptical than all of us combined!

    "This talk is an hour long bitching session for everything that has annoyed me in the last 20 years."

    Rock on!

    --

    If you celebrate Xmas, befriend me (538
    1. Re:+1, Funny by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      I'm amazed he could get 20 years of annoyances out of his system in a single hour

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  35. Something to think about by AirLace · · Score: 2



    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    - Economic model is doubtful
    - Source code is useless
    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
    - Nerd culture is counter-productive

    We write software for peer recognition. We write fancy structures because
    'it's cool', but not particularly useful.


    If this were a Microsoft developer conference, would you expect a keynote speaker to stand up in front of thousands of Microsoft employees and users and claim that Microsoft is a monopoly, produces insecure and unusable software and only cares about money, not its users? One would expect a security team (think 2-metres tall and muscular, not securityfocus) up on that podium to carry the infiltrant off stage pretty quickly. More likely, it just wouldn't happen. I'm certain Microsoft puts millions just into screening the opinions that are expressed during its conferences, written on its website or posted on Usenet by its employees.

    I think the Linux community's willingness to listen to criticism before (perhaps sometimes vehemently) counterarguing is one of its greatest strengths.

    I don't agree with what Michi says towards the end of his keynote, but I doubt the organisers of GUADEC will cause too much of a fuss about it (perhaps they will ask him once or twice if he _really_ thinks Open Source is no good for production software).

  36. Startup Time by zeda · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that startup time has actually been made worse by hardware.

    Specifically, if you run SCSI it takes ages to probe.

    So don't blame software when all sorts of broken hardware runs around screwing up standards and taking forever to plug and pray.

    1. Re:Startup Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I probe your fuzzy SCSI?

    2. Re:Startup Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that startup time has actually been made worse by hardware.

      Specifically, if you run SCSI it takes ages to probe.


      Try using some non-PC SCSI then.

      I have an Amiga 3000 - it takes less than a second to probe the SCSI hardware; total boot time (from power switch to being able to use the machine) is under 6 seconds.

      SCSI startup isn't slow, it's PC hardware that's slow.

  37. Oddly enough I largely agree with his points... by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

    To me the best word processor ISN'T Word, Wordpad maybe but not word. In my opinion the best software isn't the one that has the most features, but the one that does it's job the best. I don't use a web browser to make spread sheets, I don't use a spread sheet to write a document, and I don't use a word processor to browse the internet.

    As soon as you try and integrate everything you end up with a horn button in the glove compartment and a gas gauge on the steering wheel. Look at the car stereo market, the aftermarket has alot of wonderfully complex stereos that will do everything, but what do 90% of cars have? The factory deck that is simple, well layed out, with easy to use controls. Can you think of anyone who hasn't programmed thier clock on thier VCR? I bet you can think of someone. Maybe that's why some VCRs now set thier own clocks.

    If I could change one thing about MS software what would it be? To disable the f'ing autoformatting! They say you can do it, but it doesn't. Here I am rewriting a document for work and what is step number two? Save it as .txt and break out notepad. Notepad doesn't think it knows better than me, it just does it's job.

    When you consider how much paperwork is generated in an effort to yeild the paperless office you'll realize that it's possible to build a house with the amount of paper that is used by a medium office every year. Maybe paperless isn't the right way to go? Has anyone ever looked back?

    Sometimes the past holds the future.

    --
    If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
  38. Computers without networks maybe by aCapitalist · · Score: 0

    If there weren't some kindof global networking systems, my job would be tens of magnitudes harder. First, it would be a bitch to get a lot of technical information(ala RFC's). Second, snail-mailing customers code or patches is highly efficient. Computers with networks have made _huge_ productivity gains. Many of the idiots that think it didn't happen are still living in the 80's.

  39. Only Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...would consider the incomplete notes someone took at a keynote address to be news.

  40. Source code next to useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, source code isn't useless. However, it's not a minor undertaking to start sifting through someone else's poorly documented (or undocumented) source code trying to fix a problem. You have to discover the design by reading the code, figure out what it was supposed to do, and then fix it.

    Fixing defects is hard enough when you designed and commented the code!

  41. Fair enough by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

    Now, try to prove your point by naming some post 1946 advances. Be sure that your choices are just as significant and far reaching as the pre 1946 ones that you have listed.

  42. some fallacies in the fallacies by dario_moreno · · Score: 1


    I remember that before powerful Pentiums,
    my code would take hours to compile on RISC
    systems with all the optimizations turned
    on. The same compiles now in about 1 minute
    on a Pentium (and is way faster).

    I perform Fourier analysis about once a month.
    Once an hour at some point in my PhD.

    I used chained lists, and graph theory,
    which I learned about in school,
    in a molecular dynamics
    code.

    but *AHEM* I am not the average person
    either...

    --
    Google passes Turing test : see my journal
    1. Re:some fallacies in the fallacies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > but *AHEM* I am not the average person
      > either...

      no, you're an arrogant cunt

  43. Who the hell is Michi Henning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry that we can't hear about Doug Henning's views on Computing Fallacies.

  44. Source code is useless by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...unless, of course, you either compile or interpret it into executable form and then use the resulting software tool to create lecture notes containing the text 'source code is useless'...

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:Source code is useless by Arandir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I run two FreeBSD systems, one at home and one at work. Everything from the kernel to this browser was built from source code. Even the documentation was built from the original DocBook sources. The only things installed as binaries are Acroread and Realplayer.

      The source code is VERY useful to me, even though I haven't seen 90% of it. That's because I built my system optimized for the Pentium IV (Athlon at home). You just can't do that with a binary. In addition, I get to build certain packages the way *I* want them built. I love Dia but I don't use Gnome so I get to build Dia without Gnome instead of using the binary package which requires Gnome.

      I wouldn't even be running an X server on my workstation if it weren't for the source code, since XFree86 doesn't fully support my video card. But with a simple patch it works great. Yes, this patch could have been posted binary only, but how the hell would the poster know how I compiled my server? How the hell does he even know which OS I am using. Is he going to have a binary patch available for every possible combination of CPU and OS?

      I may never look at the source code for gcc, konqueror or XFree86, but I damn well want it available.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    2. Re:Source code is useless by kwerle · · Score: 1

      You are (or should be) an annomoly. Software (not source code) is for users, and users don't give a shit about source - just that it works. Most of the comments about system compatability are the result of bad design. These programs should link dynamically and do the right thing on your system. XFree86 should just have a driver for your video card and it should be easy to install. Not some damn source patch you have to install yourself.
      [I can hear it now - "I'm a user and I care about source!"; give it a rest, you're a geek/nerd/idiot, and part of the problem. If developers had to consider USERS, they would write software that just worked - not worked for those who compiled it the way they wanted it.]

    3. Re:Source code is useless by Yankovic · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you didn't need the source to do any of that! I'm not against open source (the open source mov't is another matter however... movements tend to be icky things with ideologies and much lameness). The fact of the matter is that if closed source programs were sufficiently customizeable, you'd be able to do everything you describe. Given open apis, you could easily write a patch for the processor, the video card, the OS that you happen to be running without seeing the source code once.

      The other night I was compiling ytalk on a box and I couldn't figure out where it was getting the default IP from (i had recently changed IPs and it was using the old one). I did a find / -exec grep "my old ip" {} \; -print at one point i was so frustrated. Eventually I looked at the source code and found out it was getting it from the dns server that hadn't been correctly updated yet. Did source code solve my problem? YES. But did I need the source code to solve the problem? NO. In fact, two lines in the documentation somewhere would have solved it. Source code is one way of solving a lot of these problems but in many/most cases there are much easier ways. Why bother to recompile all of x86 when you could have a simple binary patch that works for your vid card?

    4. Re:Source code is useless by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you didn't fully understand me. I could have gotten everything to work with just the default i386 packages. But I didn't have to fiddle with anything to get everything built from source. You don't have to be a geek to do it, you only need to read the instructions. Even non-geeks know how to read, don't they? Here's how I installed KDE from scratch fully optimized for my system:

      make install

      Simple, huh? The only reason I'm building from source (with the exception of a couple of packages I want customized), is to gain a 15% performance improvement. I'm not running a 80386 computer. I'm running a PIV at work and a K7 at home. Unless you're willing to provide me with two separate binaries sets for me to use, the simple act of typing "make install" is well worth the price of a significant performance increase.

      In regards to patching X, that's because the video card was newer than the most recent XFree86. It still worked, I just got annoying mouse droppings on occasion. Unless you're running Windows, your video card won't ship with the drivers you need anyway.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    5. Re:Source code is useless by Arandir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why bother to recompile all of x86 when you could have a simple binary patch that works for your vid card?

      Well, I would need a patch for FreeBSD optimized for the PIV. You got one? Yeah? Cool, now I'm running both Slackware and FreeBSD at home on a K7. Got patches for those as well? How many patches do you have? Really! Got any for XFree86-4.2.0 ready yet?

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    6. Re:Source code is useless by kwerle · · Score: 1
      make install

      I'd like to take a moment to point out that you're being untruthful. You had to download it, su to root, unpack it, fire up a command line, and then make install. And all that **after** you had installed all the right headers and libs and etc. That's far too much work, and not at all simple.

      Unless you're willing to provide me with two separate binaries sets for me to use, the simple act of typing "make install" is well worth the price of a significant performance increase.

      Now I'd like to get religious for a moment. In the 90's I use OpenStep. Developers on that platform shipped binaries/packages that worked across **5** platforms, including windows. As in: install it in ONE location on the NFS/Samba server, and everyone just double-clicks it and it works for them. THAT is what I mean when I say that developers are being lazy and using folks like you so they can give the "I don't need to provide binaries, I give source" excuse.

      [And someone is going to complain that it was only one platform and that this is an unfair comparison. To which I'd reply: You're right, all the *nix platforms have failed misserably to come up with a unified package mechanism for launching apps. The reason, I believe, is that most *nix platform owners/developers/companies don't understand what it is to ship a USER application, as opposed to a NERD/GEEK app]

      (5 platforms:
      • OS Motorola
      • OS Intel
      • OS HPPA
      • OS Sparc
      • OS Windows (x86)
      - you could probably throw in OS/Solaris as well)
      ug - I hate html
    7. Re:Source code is useless by Grail · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that what Michi Henning was getting at is that source code on its own is useless.

      What matters is knowing:

      • What the code is supposed to do
      • What design decisions were made before the source code was written
      • What is the architecture of the system that the source code is trying to implement

      It's usually very hard to learn as much from reading the source code as from reading the architecture and design documents. Once you know what decisions led to this source code being written, you really don't need the source code itself.

      In the context of advancing Computing Science or the IT industry, it's more important to know about the design decisions, the gotchas that were discovered, and the history of good and bad choices made through the production of a piece of software, than it is to know exactly how one particular piece of software is built.

      The short version: I think Michi Henning is pointing out that it's DESIGN, not IMPLEMENTATION that we should be concerned with.

    8. Re:Source code is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a good example of why source is useless. It makes people think they know what they're doing when they don't.

      If you really compiled code for the PIV, either it won't run on your Atlon, or your optimizer didn't actually do any non-trivial PIV optimizations.

      For optimal code on an Athlon, you want PII/III optimization, since they have similar ISA efficiency characteristics. Optimizing for the PIV's 20 stage pipeling produces highly non-optimal code for Atlons with short pipelines. And optimizing any FP code for a PIV should be using SSE2 (otherwise you can hardly call it optimizing) which won't run on your Athlon at all.

    9. Re:Source code is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. You don't understand FreeBSD's port system.

      All he had to do was

      su
      make install
      and everything was taken care of automatically. Don't post again unless you make damn sure you know what you're talking about first.

    10. Re:Source code is useless by Arandir · · Score: 2

      I'd like to take a moment to point out that you're being untruthful. You had to download it, su to root, unpack it, fire up a command line, and then make install. And all that **after** you had installed all the right headers and libs and etc. That's far too much work, and not at all simple.

      Actually, my version wasn't that far off. Remember, I'm using FreeBSD. Here's the exact steps I need:

      % cd /usr/ports/x11/kde2
      % make install
      % exit

      Logging in as root is absurdly simple if you're running xdm/kdm/gdm. Firing up a terminal is also absurdly simple.

      Note that the above steps will automatically fetch, unpack, and patch the source code, and build, install and register the package, taking care of any dependencies along the way.

      Developers on that platform shipped binaries/packages that worked across **5** platforms, including windows.

      I'm assuming those packages contained the separate binaries for each platform. That's a workable solution. I will agree that the Unix world needs something like this.

      The reason, I believe, is that most *nix platform owners/developers/companies don't understand what it is to ship a USER application, as opposed to a NERD/GEEK app

      Until extremely recently, they never needed to understand the user, since they never sold anything to the user. Their customers were the sysadmins, hackers and geeks of the world. They did a damn fine job of marketing to them. Stuff is changing now, and I see lots of signs that Unix is changing as well.

      ---

      The title of this thread is "Source code is useless". I am merely arguing that source code is far from useless, and quite valuable. I have no intention of denying anyone the ability to install from binaries. Just don't take the source code option away from me.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    11. Re:Source code is useless by Arandir · · Score: 1

      No, I compiled the source for my workstation and my home desktop separately. I used i686 for the PIV, and K7 for the Athlon (K7 usually defaults to K6-2). So I'm getting the optimal code for both systems, unless GNU lies in their documentation.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    12. Re:Source code is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had to download it, su to root, unpack it, fire up a command line, and then make install. And all that **after** you had installed all the right headers and libs and etc.

      I'm on FreeBSD as well. My increadibly difficult KDE install process:

      % cd /usr/ports/x11/kde2 && sudo make install distclean

    13. Re:Source code is useless by kwerle · · Score: 1

      OK, I run FreeBSD as well, so I'm familiar with the system. Funny how FBSD's source install system - which is geared toward admins - is better than most linux systems source installer - which is geared toward users (more than FBSD, anyway).

      I would still argue that, to most users, source code is useless. Not only that, but developers should realize that and develop/package their binaries accordingly.

    14. Re:Source code is useless by The+Smith · · Score: 1
      When I started university, I had some trouble getting my Linux system connected to the student accomodation network. The network card (a second-hand ISA card without PnP) was detected and identified alright, but I kept on getting errors about `IRQ line not detected'. So I used a kernel command line to specify the standard interrupt for network cards (10, I think). Result: the driver seemed to load OK, but no traffic was coming in or out through the card.

      In desparation, I looked at the relevant kernel source code. It turned out that although I had specified IRQ10, the card was still not responding on that interrupt (I was a bit pissed off that no warnings had been displayed to that effect). Examining the card more closely, I discovered that it was jumpered to `JPLESS', presumably causing it to sleep until woken up by some MS-DOS program. Rejumpered it to `10', and hey presto, it worked.

      ---

      The next day, my flatmate asked me to try and get his brand new PCI/PnP network card working on Windows. The following events transpired:

      Run setup program on disk which came with card
      Reboot(1), Windows hangs during boot with black screen
      Reboot(2) to `safe mode', remove vendor drivers
      Reboot(3) successfully, Windows detects the card and installs Microsoft drivers from the Win95 CD
      Reboot(4) successfully, but still no network access. Looking in `device manager' reveals that the drivers been automatically disabled by Windows. No warnings, no explanations, no indication of device conflicts. I re-enable the drivers, and Windows tells me to...
      Reboot(5), and the drivers are still disabled. I remove them,
      reboot(6), and try installing the vendor drivers manually instead of using the setup program. Reboot(7), Windows hangs during boot with black screen
      etc......
      Before you say this was just a freak occurrence, let me point out that the same thing happened with the replacement card recommended by the university. This was autumn 2001. He still hasn't got a network connection, despite the best efforts of the university technicians.

      ---

      The moral of the story: it's better to make information available than to insult the user's intelligence by hiding it. I was able to get my card working because I had source code. He still hasn't got his card working because Windows refuses to explain why the hell it keeps automatically disabling his hardware.

      This is the result of the Dummies/Idiots/Retards/Braindead culture which has grown up around Windows. I now try to avoid helping Windows users with their computer problems. Can you blame me?

  45. wrong on all (most) counts by abde · · Score: 4, Informative

    Fallacy 1: Computing is Easy

    well, actually it IS easy to learn syntax. This fallacy is just sniping at inexperience. No one teaches you how to write great code, even the greatest C hackers learned their loops one at a time. And, most of the rationale behind spaghetti code nowadays is due to extreme commercial pressure, not any lack of aesthetic sense.

    - Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons
    - Brain Surgery in 14 Easy Lessons

    its completely arrogant to equate Brain surgery to C++. For one thing, lives are not at stake. This analogy is delusional with extreme grandeur.

    Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise

    As a matter of fact, they DO empower us. With Word I can do mass mailings in an hour, instead of all day. A great word processor will do a lot of the annoying things like spellcheck and thesaurus and automatic formatting of headings and footnotes and equations - which used to be a severe drain of time. A great spreadsheet lets you analyse numbers with impressive ease - ask any accountant how much the spreadsheet has transformed their parctice. This power of analysis has allowed professionals to actually expand their business instead of being mired down in drudgery.

    Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity

    yes, they do, if used with discipline. See above. The idiots who waste all day adding sound effects are the same ones who in eth 40's used to while the day way lobbing sharp pencils into the ceiling. Procrastination has evolved with technology but is essentially the same.

    the point about typos in letters written in 1945 illustrates the opposite point.

    quote: "Nowadays, we rewrite the letter many, many times, changing fonts, format etc.
    We are no better off in terms of letters produced."

    really? you call a letter produced with no typos, "no better off" ? and all of the ways we can edit documents today, can be done effortlessly. The default templates that come with Word do all of this already. Its only the "power users" who seem to obsess like that, when people who actually use computers daily for their profession simply get the work done.

    Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users

    true, software companies try to ensnare their users. Also true that DVD makers try to snsnare their consumers, that groceries and airlines and car salesmen all use deceptive marketing, schemes, and even planned obsolescence to suck your wallet drier. You shoudl blame capitalism, not computers.

    Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy

    the vast majority of GUIs make simple tasks much easier. If you think that arcane text codes and comands are easier than just clicking the Underline button, then you're a /etc/conf hacker, not someone working in an office relying on Word to get the memo done.

    with a gui, you dont NEED to be a "sysadmin, programmer, typesetter, etc." to get work DONE. You just get work done. In a CLI you have to be all these things and more.

    also, the paperclip has NEVER interrupted me to tell me a joke. Document the allegation!

    Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster

    yes, they are. NO software I can buy today can really tax my 2 GHZ Pc, not even the most bloated WINXP install. My Pentium DOES boot faster than my old 386, Word loads in a few seconds, my web page is limited by my dial in connection (which i am forced to use because of monopolies and lack of regulation in telecom, not because of any computer issue). Its obvious that a Pentium 4 compiles faster than a 486, and the programs of today have more functionality anyway. EVERYTHING took FAR LONGER 5, 10 years ago.

    Hardware is SO FAR AHEAD of software that only Id Siftware can really claim to have tested the metal. And can YOU tell the difference between 100 and 200 fps ? NO! stick your head out of the benchmark app!

    Fallacy 7: Programs are Getting Better

    Yes they are. True many obscure functionalities are barely used but they are there - and they barely slow things down in todays 2 GHz age.

    I dont buy the anecdote about a single hyperlink inflating a 800K document to 2.2 MB. I just tried it myself, but taking 800 K of raw text and pasting it into Word. Then i added a link. The file size difference is negligible, but dont take my word for it, TRY IT YOURSELF! And then stop propagating foolish incendiary lies.

    Fallacy 8: Programmers are Getting Better

    well, if they all bitch and moan like this, maybe this really is a fallacy. But, I doubt it. Most of teh programmers I know are able to switch between languages and adapt to different environments. Most old time programmers are surgically attached to the Language of Choice for them and will never change. Look at the quality of coding being done on the Linux Kernel, in Oracle's 8i, in Windows' .NET. These are true advances in computing complexity and it is a continuing process.

    BTW, ANY student who majors in CS will know what a core dump is, dont be alarmist. Any student who isnt CS, has no reason to know. So what?

    the jab about knowing how to write excel memos being a mark of qualification is just arrogant snobbery. And the average retention time is from the dotcom boom, it surely isnt true anymore. YOu have a problem with people cashing in on their skills while they could?

    Fallacy 9: Programming is About Date Structures and Algorithms

    this is an extremely provincial accusation - probably better to just nod and agree with you rather than set off a religious war.

    Agreed that programmers are not taught to design. Well, who taught you? If experience sufficed for you to become a self-declared expert, then it will suffice for others also.

    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer

    The Answer? The Answer to what? with apologies to DOuglas Adams, first off you better figure out just what the Question is!

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    1. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by dario_moreno · · Score: 1


      about your fallacy 6 : I can
      point you to some free or commercial
      numerical software that can bring ANY
      computer to its knees, like weather forecast,
      finite elements, quantum chemistry, qcd, etc.

      Think that if the computations run fast
      on a 16*16*16*16 grid, for instance,
      try and double grid size, just to see
      if the solution improves....

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    2. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by abde · · Score: 2


      those are hardly "consumer" applications, though. You can always write code that brings ANYTHING to its knees, even the most hypothetical super cluster possible within the limits of heat theory and quantum mechanics. But the argument that the story put forth is that normal everyday programs run slower, which is simply not true.

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    3. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Derkec · · Score: 2
      Your first point is weak. In Software quality issues, lives are frequently at stake. Think medical software. Software in use in drug desing. Software running nuclear power plants. Software for air traffic controllers. Software calculating structural integretity of a proposed building being effected by an earthquake. He's right in the sense that it's time to wake up and realize that programming real applications can be a very serious task.

      I'll agree that he's wrong in a number of departments as well. Personally his suggestion that we put excellent programmers into QA. No way. What you need are people good at finding bugs and understanding how customers are likely to use the software. These people are frequently not programmers. Their career testers or tech support types with very good attention to detail He's right that bad programmers shouldn't join their ranks though. Frequentyl bad programmers write buggy code for the same reason they'd be bad testers - they don't pay close enough attention.


      Generally though, I think you were just a bit too aggressive in attacking him. For instance, fallacy 5, I agree with you that GUIs are generally easier but you don't need to be a programmer or sysadmin to user one. Moreover, the author's point is not that GUIs are bad but that just because your program has a GUI doesn't mean it's easy to use. Only careful ui design can get you to that point.


      Be a little more reserved please.

    4. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Hooya · · Score: 1

      um, regarding software is not brain surgery, well, tell that to nasa who develops flight control software. during a formal methods class in school we looked at some of their stuff. not a brain surgery but if that software goes wrong at least a couple of brains go splat and eventually fall into the ocean. so it is both rocket science AND brain surgery that goes into software. also, i know of a couple of people that died due to over exposure to radiation because this software on a radiation machine had a bug when you hit the backspace button at the wrong point in the program execution and thus would get an overdose. (they used that video to sell formal methods to us). so software does deal with saving or killing people. dont' just think of software as the word processing stuff on your desktop.

    5. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 3, Informative

      I dont buy the anecdote about a single hyperlink inflating a 800K document to 2.2 MB. I just tried it myself, but taking 800 K of raw text and pasting it into Word. Then i added a link. The file size difference is negligible, but dont take my word for it, TRY IT YOURSELF! And then stop propagating foolish incendiary lies.

      My theory on that story -
      The email address hightlighting was set up to including changing them to a custom font. Word was also set up to embed custom fonts in documents. Thus when the only use of that font was deleted, the font wasn't included, explaining the 1.4M difference.

    6. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons
      - Brain Surgery in 14 Easy Lessons

      its completely arrogant to equate Brain surgery to C++. For one thing, lives are not at stake. This analogy is delusional with extreme grandeur.

      Try telling this to the space shuttle crew, the airline pilot, the air traffic controller...
    7. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Remember, this is one of the people behind CORBA. He would say source is useless. He wants a software world of black boxes connected together. Most people have accepted that this particular promise of OO programming was hype. He hasn't.

      Bruce

    8. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Skippy_the_Evil_Twin · · Score: 1

      A good description of the Therac 25 incident can be found at http://courses.cs.vt.edu/~cs3604/lib/Therac_25/The rac_1.html

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    9. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by limbostar · · Score: 1
      BTW, ANY student who majors in CS will know what a core dump is, dont be alarmist. Any student who isnt CS, has no reason to know. So what?
      I'm not so sure. The college I went to has switched to all-microsoft for their courses. CS students are no longer exposed to the *nix way of doing things; they are instead taught how to assemble MFC forms and write handlers for their buttons.

      Windows applications don't produce core dumps, they just GPF and are swept under the rug. It's likely that students who graduate in the next few years will not know what a core dump is or why they should care about it.
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    10. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by datastew · · Score: 1
      also, the paperclip has NEVER interrupted me to tell me a joke. Document the allegation!
      When I am on someone else's machine where the paperclip is still alive, and I tell it to go away, it always tries to have the last laugh by making some kind of lame animation joke before it disappears. I, like probably a lot of programmers, think in bursts. Waiting for the paperclip to do his 'cute' little trick is an interruption to my train of thought.
    11. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by bish · · Score: 1

      its completely arrogant to equate Brain surgery to C++. For one thing, lives are not at stake. This analogy is delusional with extreme grandeur.

      Then you haven't written code for processors that control, hmm, the actuator on a door inside of an airplane. Bad Code Can Kill. I kinda stopped reading the rest because you just sort of rambled on. Oh, you are COMPLETELY wrong when you state that hardware is so far ahead of software. Your example is too short-sighted to account for most situations in which software/hardware is being combined.

    12. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for thinking of the most extreme case possible. Course 99.9999% of the rest of the software does nothing of the kind. Your narrow-minded example does nothing to counter the point.

    13. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they spend their lives working on MS systems, why should they? The world of Windows debugging is lightyears ahead of Linux. As a GUI programmer I have NEVER needed a coredump of any kind. It's impossible to teach everything any person would have to know about any system now and future in 4 years of school. I went to school so long ago Mac and Windows would have been considered flights of pure sci fi. Yet when they appeared on the scene I was perfectly capable of learning everything I needed to know about them when necessary... Your prejudice is showing again!

    14. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      Then reread that as "Software doesn't have to be brain surgery" but brain surgery is always brain surgery. The point IS VALID even if there are extreme case exceptions. Virtually all software is in no way life threatening. Sure those that ARE had better have some REAL engineers working on them. But it's not necessary to be a "brain surgeon" for nearly any coding task that exists.

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    15. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      Definately not. In fact computers have gotten SO fast these days that only those types of extreme cases are a problem. This is reflected in the slowdown of computer upgrading were seeing. There is less and less reason to upgrade to faster processors anymore for all but the most extreme computer users.

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    16. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by RickHunter · · Score: 2

      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy

      the vast majority of GUIs make simple tasks much easier. If you think that arcane text codes and comands are easier than just clicking the Underline button, then you're a /etc/conf hacker, not someone working in an office relying on Word to get the memo done.

      with a gui, you dont NEED to be a "sysadmin, programmer, typesetter, etc." to get work DONE. You just get work done. In a CLI you have to be all these things and more.

      Umm... No, this fallacy is correct. GUIs take just as long to learn as command-linet ools do. A GUI won't magically make you into a sysadmin, programmer, or typesetter. It may make it seem like you can do all those things, but the resulting product is inevitably of lower quality. Even for mundane tasks, the GUI provides little that plain text does not.

      Icons, for example, were promised to revolutionize computer interfaces. No more would we ever need text. The user could look at an Icon and magically determine what it did. Unfortunately, this isn't true. All but the most common icons (new, open, save, and print) are virtually meaningless. Most users wind up using menus, which are not only text, but a particular variety of text presentation that has been around since the much-malinged days of the command line.

      In general, text can present ideas more clearly and compactly than images can. At best, images are useful as a suppliment to text, not a replacement.

    17. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by closedpegasus · · Score: 1

      What about software used during brain surgery? You are missing the point. "Dummy" books don't claim to teach you things like "learn how to write software for nuclear power plants using C++ in 14 days". They teach you how to use *C++*. Programming languages are tools that can be used in other difficult processes, but they themselves are not difficult processes.

    18. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm loathe to admit it, but Bruce is spot-on with this. He actually deserves to be modded up this time.

    19. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by netsrek · · Score: 1

      yes, they are. NO software I can buy today can really tax my 2 GHZ Pc, not even the most bloated WINXP install.

      man I get sick of geeks saying shit like this.... ever done any audio/video realtime work? Processors still aren't fast enough...

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    20. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by raldanash · · Score: 1

      About GUI vs. command line. I'm a command line person myself-but only since I've joined the computer industry. In my previous line of work, as a lab tech, I just wanted the computer to do what I needed-no personalization. The story I remember is that GUI (mouse and all) became big at PARC after they did a test with people not familiar with computers. They described text-command system vs. GUI mouse-windows system, and all the people thought the text-command system was better. But after using both-people didn't want to switch back to the text-command system. The moral of the story-I don't know whether GUI is easier than command-line. With the stuff I do-command line is quicker. But-people have preferences, and they the GUI-it's not just MS & Apple marketing that got them to like this stuff-people are more comfortable with images rather than text.

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    21. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Grail · · Score: 1

      I used to be able to boot my PC/XT from a 360kb floppy and be editing documents in WordStar in about 4 minutes.

      These days I can boot my AMD K6-II 500MHz machine from a 40Gb UDMA-100 hard drive and be editing documents in Microsoft Word in about... 10 minutes.

      You're right. Microsoft Word is so much faster than WordStar ever was. Really. I mean that. Honest.

    22. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Grail · · Score: 1

      Brain Surgery is about knowing what you're doing. You can't just open up someone's head and start poking around until you've fixed whatever bug it was that made surgery necessary. Unless you know what you're doing, you're more likely to break things than fix things.



      So too, any non-trivial programming task requires that you know what you're doing. You need to be familiar with the tools (what they can do, what they can't), you need to be familiar with the problem domain. You need to know common problem solving techniques.



      Learning how to use a scalpel doesn't make you a brain surgeon. Neither does learning how to use gcc make you a software engineer.



      Forget about the lives at risk - that's just a strawman argument.



      There's an old saying, "those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it." A lot of what makes a good Software Engineer is knowing relevant history. You can't learn the history of software design from a Dummy's Guide to C++.

    23. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 2

      "Umm... No, this fallacy is correct. GUIs take just as long to learn as command-line tools do."

      However, GUIs require less outright memorization. If one has a rough memory of a app's GUI, one can use the visual cues of the GUI to fill in the rest.

      "Icons, for example, were promised to revolutionize computer interfaces. No more would we ever need text. The user could look at an Icon and magically determine what it did."

      Icons have their place. Text on its own is harder to scan and kind of blends together. Icons though are fairly distinct and can be scanned for more quickly.

      "images are useful as a suppliment to text, not a replacement."

      Agreed. Images, though, *are* a useful supplement.

    24. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, the hype was let down by poor implementation. That doesn't mean he is wrong. All it means is that 'most people' have accepted the mediocrity. Very sad.

    25. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the idea that source is useless because all you need are properly defined interfaces is naive, and even stupid.

      interfaces are important of course, but the aren't the be all and end all that they were made out to be.

    26. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster yes, they are. [...] Word loads in a few seconds[...]
      Wordperfect 5.1 did all I needed. it loaded in less than half a second on a 486, and in a few seconds on a lousy XT.
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    27. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by RickHunter · · Score: 2

      Yes, but almost all modern GUIs attempt to use them as a replacement. Or as the primary, with text as the suppliment. That's one thing W2K/KDE/GNOME are doing right with their menus - the text with the tiny icon beside the text is much easier to use than just text alone or icons alone. It'd be a good thing if most functions were removed from the toolbars, since the marketing types can now put the pretty icons in the menus. (And yes, the marketing types were the ones driving the attempted switch to icon-packed toolbars)

      In fact, icons are pretty much the only part of a "GUI" that's graphical. The rest is just putting a nice image on top of an older interface concept. (Scrollbars, buttons, menus...)

      Also, note that most users eventually wind up using primarily the keyboard, even in a mouse-enabled interface. If the interface lets me (this is one thing I did not like about GNOME), I will use it exclusively.

    28. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by RickHunter · · Score: 2

      Hmm... That's something I hadn't previously considered. Though user preference is a big part of what interface they'll choose. Windows types don't like Mac or X interfaces, and vice-versa, because they're used to the way their old environment does things. They thus find the new one hard to use, because it doesn't conform to their preferences/expectations.

      So now, people have obviously been trained to prefer GUIs. And then, its possible they were drawn to it because it felt "new", or conformed better to their idea of what a computer should work right. Remember, too, that those interfaces were far simpler than modern ones.

    29. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by raldanash · · Score: 1

      I've had enough people tell me-"Where do I poin and click?" to know that people have been totally trained toward GUI.

      On the other hand-I do believe that visually processing infomration with a mouse and windows more suited to the human brain rather than remember what text command to input. Literacy is a relatively new phenomena in huma history. But the visual processing region of our brains is huge-and as primates we're hypervisual animals. Even though GUIs seem unwiedly, condescending and over the top with useless data-I think a normal human brain can still manage this info than even the simplest text based systems because they don't think as hard about it.

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    30. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      indeed. let us stand in awed silence.

      oops.

    31. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Michi · · Score: 1
      Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons

      Brain Surgery in 14 Easy Lessons


      its completely arrogant to equate Brain surgery to C++. For one thing, lives are not at stake. This analogy is delusional with extreme grandeur.


      After 14 years of programming with C++, I still do not consider myself an expert. After more than twenty years as a computing professional, I still only know a tiny part of what there is to know about computing. Computing is a very complex field, and design and programming of large systems appears to be one of the most complex activities people engage in. I believe that this puts computing on par in complexity with activities such as brain surgery, bridge design, or contract law. I can go to a university for a four-year degree course and come out as a qualified civil engineer. I can go to a university for a four-year degree course and come out a qualified software engineer. The time I spent acquiring the qualification is the same in both cases.


      Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise



      As a matter of fact, they DO empower us. With Word I can do mass mailings in an hour, instead of all day. A great word processor will do a lot of the annoying things like spellcheck and thesaurus and automatic formatting of headings and footnotes and equations - which used to be a severe drain of time. A great spreadsheet lets you analyse numbers with impressive ease - ask any accountant how much the spreadsheet has transformed their parctice. This power of analysis has allowed professionals to actually expand their business instead of being mired down in drudgery.


      It takes a lot more than a good word processor to create a good document. Creating a good document requires two things:

      • Domain (in this case, typesetting) knowledge. Having typeset a book, I know that even the best document creation programs today are hopelessly inadequate when it comes to professional typesetting standards. This is true for Word, Frame, InterLeaf, and even TEX. Apart from the fact that all of these tools make unforgivable typesetting mistakes, I still need to know about the correct use of fonts, why I would choose a sans-serif versus a serif font, how to correctly format a bibliography, the use of kerning, the correct way to spell things (spelling checkers do not know this), the correct use of grammar, etc, etc. These are all things my word processor will not do for me.
      • What makes a document great isn't it's presentation (although presentation is important). What makes a document great is great content. Last time I looked, my word processor was unable to provide that content.


      Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity


      yes, they do, if used with discipline. See above. The idiots who waste all day adding sound effects are the same ones who in eth 40's used to while the day way lobbing sharp pencils into the ceiling. Procrastination has evolved with technology but is essentially the same.


      I wasn't talking about procrastination. (That's the problem when someone posts a summary of a talk that can't possibly reflect more than a tiny fraction of what I actually said.) What I pointed out here is that our programs have become feature-rich to the point where they completely overwhelm their users. Have a close look at the average word processor and multitude of feature that are in there. That's beyond the level where users are still comfortable, so much so that users resort to something known as "displacement behavior". In a nutshell, people resort to displacement behavior when they are no longer able to deal with the complexity of the actual task at hand and do something else instead that the do still understand, in order to avoid the feeling of being inadequate and to have at least some success experience. The same behavior can be seen in programmers who are given a task that is too hard for them. The typical displacement behavior exhibited by entire product teams in this case is to not solve the actual problem, but to build tools that will help them solve the problem eventually. So, an entire team goes off and builds things such as a tracing and debugging infrastructure, a container library, an error handling framework, etc, etc...


      The average commercial, shrink-wrapped software package today (be that a spread sheet, word processor, presentation program, or whatever) is now so complicated that most users never use more than 5% of the features, and resort to displacement behavior in order to cope with the stress of using the package.


      Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users


      true, software companies try to ensnare their users. Also true that DVD makers try to snsnare their consumers, that groceries and airlines and car salesmen all use deceptive marketing, schemes, and even planned obsolescence to suck your wallet drier. You shoudl blame capitalism, not computers.


      So, does this mean that we all should do the same thing? Two (or many) wrongs make one right? I don't think so.


      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy


      the vast majority of GUIs make simple tasks much easier. If you think that arcane text codes and comands are easier than just clicking the Underline button, then you're a /etc/conf hacker, not someone working in an office relying on Word to get the memo done.


      with a gui, you dont NEED to be a "sysadmin, programmer, typesetter, etc." to get work DONE. You just get work done. In a CLI you have to be all these things and more.


      The GUI I get with Windows does not make me a sysadmin. I may choose to use a CLI or a GUI to perform sysadmin tasks, but either way, I have to understand what sysadmin is about, and the GUI does not make being a sysadmin intrinsically easier (even though a lot of marketing people claim it does). As far as word processors go, if you are a touch-typist, GUIs are terrible. They continuously force me to move my hand between the keyboard and the mouse. I'm way faster producing text draft with vi than with Word or Frame. The word processor is good at solving layout issues. As a text input and editing program, it is far less efficient than something like vi or emacs.


      also, the paperclip has NEVER interrupted me to tell me a joke. Document the allegation!


      On two separate occasions, the paperclip interrupted me to tell me a joke. I don't remember the exact words, but I do remember that I was absolutely incredulous that I had just been interrupted so I could read some amusing anecdote. I do not know what precise sequence of actions causes the paperclip to do this, so I cannot reproduce and document it. I'm afraid that all I can do is to give my word that this indeed happened to me.


      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster


      yes, they are. NO software I can buy today can really tax my 2 GHZ Pc, not even the most bloated WINXP install. My Pentium DOES boot faster than my old 386, Word loads in a few seconds, my web page is limited by my dial in connection (which i am forced to use because of monopolies and lack of regulation in telecom, not because of any computer issue). Its obvious that a Pentium 4 compiles faster than a 486, and the programs of today have more functionality anyway. EVERYTHING took FAR LONGER 5, 10 years ago.


      I never said that everything was slower today. But I do notice that quite a few things are slower today than five or ten years ago. For example, the C++ compiler I use today is slower than the one I used five years ago even though the machine I run it on is maybe 500 times faster than the one I had a few years ago. Each successive generation of Frame takes longer to start up than the previous one. Each successive web browser I use is slower to start up and to render than the one I had before. I believe it is correct to say that almost all speed improvements we see in computing today are due to hardware, not software. Code bloat, poor compilers, poor libraries, poor application design, lack of knowledge on efficient algorithms and data structures, number of features (or misfeatures) -- all of these contribute to code bloat and poor run-time performance. If the hardware guys hadn't made the progress they did, we couldn't afford to run most of the programs we run today because they'd be intolerably slow. Software has easily more than compensated for all the hardware advance. Why else is it that, for every new version of Windows, I need a machine that's several times more powerful than the previous one?


      Fallacy 7: Programs are Getting Better


      Yes they are. True many obscure functionalities are barely used but they are there - and they barely slow things down in todays 2 GHz age.


      I think whether programs are getting better depends largely on the perspective of a particular person. As a non-computing, consumer-type user of commercial software packages, I may disagree. Programs are getting more and more complex to use, harder to install, harder to uninstall, harder to keep up-to-date, are prone to virus infection, force me to keep buying bigger hardware all the time, often make it impossible to transfer customization to another computer running the same program, etc, etc. Depending on how you look at it, this can easily add up to the view that programs are getting worse. Many people have mentioned to me in the past that they wish they had a simple DOS machine again because things were easier in some ways then. I know, this is an amazing thing to say, but it is very telling. People are afraid of their own computer in many cases. When non-programmer friends ask me for help with some problem, some of them are in a continuous panic that something they touch or change may render something else unusable, forcing them to reinstall, rewrite their document, or pay exorbitant support fees to get the problem fixed. I know of many users who live with partially crippled programs that had their configuration damaged at some point in preference to try and fix and the problem, for fear of making it worse.


      I dont buy the anecdote about a single hyperlink inflating a 800K document to 2.2 MB. I just tried it myself, but taking 800 K of raw text and pasting it into Word. Then i added a link. The file size difference is negligible, but dont take my word for it, TRY IT YOURSELF! And then stop propagating foolish incendiary lies.


      The anecdote is real, and I wasn't lying. I can't remember which version of Word that was because this happened a few years ago. From memory, it may have been Word 95 (or it could have been Word 97, not sure anymore). At any rate, the incident did indeed happen as I described it. The point of the anecdote was not to propagate foolish incendiary lies, but to point out code and file bloat. Executables are getting larger, documents are getting larger, operating systems are getting larger, etc, etc. Sure, they do more things than they used to, so that's to be expected. Except that the rate of growth seems to be out of synch with the benefits of the new features. Software is simply no longer written as carefully as it used to be written when hardware resources were more scarce. But is it really necessary to have file sizes in the hundreds of kilobytes when the actual text message in them contains only a few thousand characters?


      Fallacy 8: Programmers are Getting Better


      well, if they all bitch and moan like this, maybe this really is a fallacy. But, I doubt it. Most of teh programmers I know are able to switch between languages and adapt to different environments. Most old time programmers are surgically attached to the Language of Choice for them and will never change. Look at the quality of coding being done on the Linux Kernel, in Oracle's 8i, in Windows' .NET. These are true advances in computing complexity and it is a continuing process.


      My thesis is that CS graduates are, on average, less qualified today than they used to be, especially when it comes to lower abstraction levels, such as hardware principles or assembly language, and theoretical computing, such as compiler construction or complexity analysis. I keep in touch with quite a few academics who teach CS, and they generally concur with me in this. The reason is that universities are forced to teach things today as part of a course they didn't have to teach previously, so they are spreading themselves thinner. And curricula drop topics that were once considered de rigeur, such as computational theory, in favour of trivial things, such as HTML. When I wrote my honous thesis, I was told that it had to be typeset. I asked how to do that and was told "man troff". A few weeks later, I knew the basics of typesetting and had taught myself enough of troff, pic, eqn, and tbl to get by. I never received any credit points for this -- it was expected that I would learn these things as part of my normal study. These days, I can enrol in a course that teaches HTML programming and get credit points for it. The time I spend in that course is time I will not spend in a course on computational theory, or assembly language (if one is still available).


      BTW, ANY student who majors in CS will know what a core dump is, dont be alarmist. Any student who isnt CS, has no reason to know. So what?


      As a matter of fact, I have met quite a few CS graduates who did not know what a core dump is, or what to do with it, and who had no idea of basic things such as demand paging, how a general-purpose memory allocator works, or how a CPU arranges memory into segements. They could draw pretty UML diagrams though, I admit...


      the jab about knowing how to write excel memos being a mark of qualification is just arrogant snobbery.


      It's an exaggeration, but not snobbery. We routinely ask programmers (especially graduates) to do things they are in no way qualified to do. Projects are routinely staffed with underqualified people. I've been on more than one project where the job of writing an X11 GUI was given to a person who had never written a GUI before. I've been on projects where the person who was supposed to produce our testing strategy and design unit and system tests had never written a line of code. As long as we make mistakes like this, people will write poor code, produce poor designs, get frustrated on the job, and suffer burn-out. Read Fred Brook's "The Mythical Man Month" and then read Ed Yourdon's "The Death March", which was written about twenty years later. The messages about project management failures in the two books are largely identical. I can only conclude that the sum total of what we have learned about software project management in those twenty years is very close to zero.


      And the average retention time is from the dotcom boom, it surely isnt true anymore. YOu have a problem with people cashing in on their skills while they could?


      This statistic actually predates the dotcom boom by nearly ten years. I don't have more recent figures, but looking around me, I rarely find a person who has been with the same company for more than three years, but I continuously find people who have been with a company for less than 18 months.


      Fallacy 9: Programming is About Date Structures and Algorithms


      this is an extremely provincial accusation - probably better to just nod and agree with you rather than set off a religious war.


      Agreed that programmers are not taught to design. Well, who taught you? If experience sufficed for you to become a self-declared expert, then it will suffice for others also.


      Data structures and algorithms are important, but only one small aspect of programming. Design, especially interface design (both human-machine interfaces and API design) are probably more important than data structures and algorithms because, as programmers, we spend a huge amount of time building such interfaces. Yet, these skills are by and large not taught at universities, or taught only as an afterthought. To say that if could learn by experience, other people can do it too is correct, but misses the point: it's like saying than continuing to do it the hard way (and clumsily) is good enough. Why shouldn't we teach something that's so important to CS students?


      Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer


      The Answer? The Answer to what? with apologies to DOuglas Adams, first off you better figure out just what the Question is!


      Not long ago, I remember quite a few people telling the world at large that, not long from now, all software will be free and Open Source, and that commercial software production is dying. So far, their predications have not come true, and I don't think they ever will. Open Source is great for some things, and not so great for others. For example, a large part of the world's software are embedded code that does things such as control air conditioners, manage the engine in my car, make the lift stop at the right floor, and so on. I am not aware of any Open Source implementations of such software. The motivation for making such code Open Source isn't there, it's not sexy enough, the code is too specialized, a "make money by providing support" economic model won't work, etc. And, let's face it, Open Source is subject to many of the same flaws that closed software is. Just because someone writes Open Source, that doesn't make them a good designer or a good programmer. There are bad pieces of Open Source around, just as there are good ones.


      Cheers,

      Michi.

    32. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by Michi · · Score: 1
      Remember, this is one of the people behind CORBA. He would say source is useless. He wants a software world of black boxes connected together.


      Interesting that you should say that. If you look up ORBacus (the product I was working on at OOC before we were acquired by IONA), you will see that it ships as source code and is available for anyone to download off the web. To say that I oppose distributing source code is simply incorrect. To say that I want a software world of black boxes connected together is simply wrong (and presumptious).


      Most people have accepted that this particular promise of OO programming was hype. He hasn't.


      How interesting you should say that... For the record, when Raymond Smith approached me to give this talk, he asked whether I could modify the talk a little for the audience and say something about Open Source or Linux or something along those lines. I obliged by replacing fallacy 10. Here is the text of the original fallacy 10 (with which I presented talk many times previously, including the OMG meeting in Danvers last year):

      Fallacy 10

      • We've had objects since 1967
      • Object-oriented programming has by and large failed to deliver
      • Reuse does not happen for free
      • Components are not the rescue either
      • Neither is <insert not invented yet technology here>

      You can find the original version of the talk at
      http://www.gcritf.onthenet.com.au/techtalk/model ed /

      The page I referred to is at
      http://www.gcritf.onthenet.com.au/techtalk/model ed /sld012.htm


      So, when you say that Most people have accepted that this particular promise of OO programming was hype. He hasn't. you are demonstrably wrong.

      Cheers,

      Michi.

    33. Re:wrong on all (most) counts by abde · · Score: 2

      Michi,

      Thank you for replying, and I apologise for confrontational tone. Part of your complaint is the oversimplification of computing - a thesis I share - which was why when I saw "Top 10 Fallacies" I reacted viscerally.

      That said, I still disagree with almost everything you said :)


      After 14 years of programming with C++, I still do not consider myself an expert. After more than twenty years as a computing professional, I still only know a tiny part of what there is to know about computing.


      Note that you listed the title of the hypothetical book as "Teach Yourself C++ in 14 easy lessons" - NOT "Become a C++ Expert in 14 easy lessons". You CAN learn enough C++ in 14 easy lessons to become quite good enough to become proficient enough to do tasks at hand. And in teh course of doing those tasks, you learn more as you go. That's how I taught myself C, Perl, HTML, CSS, and PhP. And I'm a physicist (of mediocre skill), not a CS guy.

      The analogy to brain surgery is simply wrong. There is simply no comparison. My objection to this fallacy is the implicit equivalence. You never addressed my point that brain surgery puts lives at risk - and keep in mind that computing, like science, is based on deductive reasoning and logic. Brain surgery on the other hand is a skill requiring copius memorization, fine motor control, and intensive training unlike anything you will find in CS. Its delusional to compare them.

      one last comment on this point. You said that "computing" (as a large field) is just as complex as brain surgery, and invoked the time for degree qualification as proof. Let me point out that your Fallacy equated C++ with Brain Surgery, not Computing with Brain Surgery. For the record, Brain surgery requires 4 years of med school, a SIX year residency, and optionally a three year fellowship:

      http://www.utmb.edu/surgery/Educat.htm


      Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise

      It takes a lot more than a good word processor to create a good document. Creating a good document requires two things:
      - Domain (in this case, typesetting) knowledge.
      - my word processor was unable to provide that content


      Unlike word processors of the past, today typesetting is in fact almost ludicrously easy compared to the past. Word comes with templates that are professionally designed, for legal, academic, office, and personal tasks (including a cool template for a Thesis which I modified for my own use). TO address each of the specific examples you gave, Word's templates already have correct kerning, layout, and choice of sans-vs-serif (font styles). With third party software like Endnote and MathType you have biblio and math features correctly done the right way according to all professional standards, with barely any effort at all (nothing comes close to these products on the Free Software side, btw). Spelling and grammar are a function of your education from middle school, and are not the fault of your computing platform or software, its unfair for you to take it to task.

      as for content, aren't you the one complaining that software does too much and that graduates have too much hand holding? Why do you want software to do your spelling and grammar for you? isnt it the responsibility of the user to do the content, or do you want your software to provide that to? its not clear what your problem is in this regard. Typewriters and Emacs suffer eth same problem as Word XP in this regard - and thats a good thing. Software is just a tool.


      Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity

      What I pointed out here is that our programs have become feature-rich to the point where they completely overwhelm their users. Have a close look at the average word processor and multitude of feature that are in there.


      Have you used the software packages you are complaining about recently? Word 2000 onwards have "simplified" menus that only show the most common tasks - te ones that are used 90% of the time. The rich feature set is hidden from the user unti they actually want to access them. The Paperclip is actually a clever way for users to do more complex tasks because it allows natural language query. There are more man hours going in to commercial software usability on the closed-source side than I think the free software advocates realise, let alone acknowledge. I think this is a myth propagated by free software advocates which is simply untrue.

      as for displacement behavior, thats a self-discipline issue. If you can quite actual studies correlating increase in behavior with the increase in software feature sets as a CAUSAL relationship, then you will make me question my position. Note that just because A increases at the same time as B increases does NOT mean A caused B. The economy increased during the 90's and so did sexual activity among adolescents. That doesnt mean teen's sex drives fueled American capitalism. Invoking displacement is just a cop out, unless you can furnish actual data. Im not saying tha data doesnt exist, but no one will accept a part of your thesis based on teh assumption that its true. Burden of proof.. btw you and I both are throwing around percentages (5%, 90%, etc) but it would be instructive to actually have real data. That data exists, by the people who actually use it - Microsoft and Apple, especially.

      And later on you complain about UI issues - here you are complaining that there are too many widgets and too much functionality. So whats the solution? Are you recommending command line interfaces to stripped down software? And then you'll claim that such software makes users MORE productive? I sincerely believe that you have never used closed-source software in a business or academic environment, or you'd realise how absurd this idea is. If you have a coherent vision of what software Should Be Like, then present that.

      Computers DO increase productivity. Your arguments to the contrary are anecdotal, invoke scientific claims that you havent substantiated, and reflect an ignorance of the actual software itself which you could mitigate by sitting down and trying it out.


      Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users

      So, does this mean that we all should do the same thing? Two (or many) wrongs make one right? I don't think so.


      You'll have to find a non-capitalist market to pursue yoru ideal economic theory behind software marketing, because its just not realistic here. Consumers are more saavy than you realize. And your complaint is really that users are being marketed to with features they dont use - an allegation you have no data to support, aside from anecdotal evidence. The current M$ advertising scheme for XP is actually brilliant and its what consumers want.


      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy

      The GUI I get with Windows does not make me a sysadmin ... and the GUI does not make being a sysadmin intrinsically easier.

      I'm way faster producing text draft with vi than with Word or Frame. As a text input and editing program, it is far less efficient than something like vi or emacs.


      I never claimed that a GUI makes you a sysadmin, or that a GUI being a sysadmin easier. I said that you dont NEED To have sysadmin-level familiarity with your OS to be able to perform complex tasks, if you use a GUI. A GUI simplifies certain tasks that are too complex for an average user in a CLI environment.

      Also, you second point illustrates yoru lack of experience with word processors. 90% of the time I edit text in Word, I dont even touch the mouse. If you use Word in "View: Normal" mode you will see exactly why (try it out). Text draft is just as easy in Word as it is in vi or emacs because the keyboard shortcuts to manipulate text blocks exist there also. The only vi functionality i sometimes wish for in word is dd and xx, but I cant get that almost as quickly by doing home-shift-up-arrow-delete. If you want to quibble about number of keystrokes, youre setting yourself up for a emacs-vs-vi flamewar, not a word-vs-free software one!

      I use vi whenever i open a terminal. I use Word for all document creation. I wouldnt use word to browse mailboxes or edit config files, but I would be equally foolish to use vi or emacs for word processing. Theres simply no comparison. The graphical nature of Word makes it imensely more powerful for word-processing applications (which include both text entry as well as layout).

      I accept your word on the Paperclip issue. My apology to you for insinuation otherwise. You do know that you can turn the paperclip off, right?


      Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster

      I never said that everything was slower today.


      didnt you? "We have come along and destroyed all the gains we have made in hardware.". ALL the gains? Fallacy, computers ARE getting faster? These are strong statements. If you are now qualifying them, then you should edit your thesis accordingly with the appropriate qualifiers. In fact, computers ARE faster and the end user sees this manifest as increased power and functionality, as well as non-negligible speed. True the hardware requirements keep going up, but so does feature set. Remember back in Win 3.1 when you had to load a TCP/IP stack as third party software called "winsock" ? Remember before Win NT when "multitasking" met "close down your app to run another one or crash your pc" ?

      Your C++ compiler issue might simply be too much linking. Why dont you write the exact same code and use the exact same compiler on two systems, and then try the test again? And were the compilers writter ten years ago really better than the ones today? Are there really no additional features today that you think are worth including?

      sure, lots of software is bloated code. And lots isnt. That has ALWAYS been teh case - I have seen FORTRAN code dating back to the 70's that was ten times longer than it needed to be.


      Fallacy 7: Programs are Getting Better

      I think whether programs are getting better depends largely on the perspective of a particular person.

      Programs are getting more and more complex to use, harder to install, harder to uninstall, harder to keep up-to-date, are prone to virus infection, force me to keep buying bigger hardware all the time, often make it impossible to transfer customization to another computer running the same program, etc, etc


      now thats a reasonable statement, which disagrees with your original Fallacy statement.

      The litany of complainst you invoked above are NOT universal. And many of these problems are in fact masked from the end user. If you look at software today with an honest appraisal and in a real business environment (assuming a competent IT department also) you will find that most of these complaints are just anti-M$-derived FUD.

      anecdotal reminisces about DOS are one thing, but dont really serve the point one way or another.

      I apologise for calling your anecdote about the infalted word document a lie. I thought you were quoting as truth a myth you heard from someone else, not that this was your actual direct experience. Still, since you cant document or reproduce the anecdote, you have to admit its more likely that the problem was in something you did (such as turn on font embedding or somesuch) while you were tinkering around rather than a normal state of affairs. It is incendiary for you to insinuate that this is a routine occurrence (which you certainly did your best to imply).


      Fallacy 8: Programmers are Getting Better

      My thesis is that CS graduates are, on average, less qualified today than they used to be, especially when it comes to lower abstraction levels, such as hardware principles or assembly language, and theoretical computing, such as compiler construction or complexity analysis.


      In your first response above, you mentioned that CS is a vast and complex field. Let me assure you that JR Rutherford had a greater nmastery of physics in proportion to the entire field at eth time than Hawking does today. As any field grows, the amount that any one person can master remains constant in its size, but decreases in proportion to the sum total.

      It is great you could man troff but its not a big deal that CS graduates are learning HTML. Some CS graduates will focus on web infrastructure and others will focus on kernel hacking. Dongt underestimate teh value of a didactic education as compared to experience from the field - didactic learning formalizes and compresses the information and knowledge into a very short time frame. You can learn more HTML in a semester trhan you can in a year of hacking on your own, because the HTML class wont end with tables and frames. In a class you can cover advanced topics like XML, DTD defs, server-side scripting, client scripting, CSS, etc. That makes the difference between "My FIrst Geocities Page" and a true professional website.

      And if you know that you want to focus on web infrastructure, why should you take a course on computational theory, any more than someone who wants to focus on planetary sciences needs to take an entire class on astrophysical computation? Or do a surgery residency if you just want to practice pediatrics?

      Its a sign of maturation for the CS field. Embrace it, and get used to it. Its good for the CS industry, because specialization increases the knowledge boundary.


      We routinely ask programmers (especially graduates) to do things they are in no way qualified to do.


      doesnt this contradict teh "man troff" anecdote you gave? Are computer professionals expected to learn things on their own or not?

      this has been a fun conversation, and I appreciatee your taking the time. I didnt even finish responding to all your fallacies last time around, and im afraid ive spent too long on this round already. But maybe we can continue the conversation over mail if you are inclined. I look forward to meeting you again on slashdot fora :)

      Regards
      Aziz Poonawalla
      --
      Don't blame me - I voted for Howard Dean. http://dean2004.blogspot.com
  46. Re:I don't know about you... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: 0

    I wasnt bothered by klerck's PLP's, but he specifically asked to be marked as a foe in one of his posts, so I obliged. so now I dont see klerck PLP's, or cmdertaco PWP's. Sorry klerck, buddy, but you asked.

    --
    security through obscurity = modding down anti-linux posts so maybe noone will see them
  47. This document is a fallacy by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He claims:

    99% of all documents are written to be printed on paper.

    Hell, no! 99% of documents (besides programs) I write are emails.

    I'm not nitpicking, this is a major flaw in the argument.

    1. Re:This document is a fallacy by 3am · · Score: 1

      true, but i really don't think he was referring to programs and email. More like reports, projections, status reports, blah...

      --

      A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master merely stays out of the way.
    2. Re:This document is a fallacy by Mike+A. · · Score: 1

      People like you (and me) write less than 1% of the documents that are written.

      --

      --
      Do I look like I speak for my employer?
    3. Re:This document is a fallacy by DebtAngel · · Score: 2

      All of the project managers where I work print out most of their e-mail. At least they print out anything of any importance whatsoever.

      I do that at times too - its easier to scrawl notes on paper.

      --

      Is this post not nifty? Sluggy Freelance. Worshi

    4. Re:This document is a fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Are you counting SPAM?

    5. Re:This document is a fallacy by Michi · · Score: 1
      99% of all documents are written to be printed on paper.


      Hell, no! 99% of documents (besides programs) I write are emails.


      I'm not nitpicking, this is a major flaw in the argument.


      This may be true for you (and it's true for me). It's probably true for the vast majority of programmers. Is it true for the vast majority of MS Word users? I doubt that very much. The vast majority of MS Word users use the program to write assignments, business correspondence, research papers (in a field other than computing!), love letters, etc. Those documents, in almost every case, get printed out, so embedded video or sound clips, and embedded links that launch programs are of dubious value then.

      Cheers,

      Michi.

  48. A couple more fallacies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fallacy #14: Making up fallacies to stretch the list to an "unlucky" 13 items strengthens your point.

    Fallacy #15: This item is a fallacy.

    ;)

  49. Complier Theory Lesson by UberQwerty · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some finer points in design; I see some stuff like this a lot as well:
    function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }
    You're wasting memory and such for the variable declaration and assignment, simply return $joe + 12345;.


    Well, when you simply return $joe + 12345, the complier creates a variable of the same type as $joe, gives it the new value, and then returnes it, negating any hoped-for savings on memory.

    --


    PUBLIC SPLIT ON WHETHER BUSH IS A DIVIDER -CNN scrolling banner, 10/15/2004
    1. Re:Complier Theory Lesson by greenrd · · Score: 1
      I can't speak for other languages, but for javac that's not true.

  50. After all, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you can download the source code for "make" from ftp.gnu.org. You can then follow the instructions for building it on Win32. You can then watch in amazement as it does not compile, since LOCALEDIR is not defined, and also spews up loads of warnings because no-one knows whether FILE_TIMESTAMP should be signed or unsigned.

    This does not inspire me with confidence.

    1. Re:After all, by real_b0fh · · Score: 0

      why would you want gnumake on win32? win32 is for sissies and letter-typing secretaries, not for real coders (which use gnumake (ops, wrong, real coders write in machine code...)). If you want to code for windoze, use a faggish and shitty IDE like visualbasic *shiver*, or even a decent and EXPENSIVE one like BCB.

      --
      "Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective on who it makes friendship with"
  51. What is obsolescence? by wayward_son · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It amazes me how quickly people that have anything to do with computers like to declare them obsolete.

    It reminds me of the guy who had an old 68k Macintosh running Word 5.1. He knew how to use it and it did everything he wanted it to do.

    One day the IT people at his company took his mac away and gave him a new PC because the mac was "too slow" Well, what happened?

    First of all, he was not familiar with the PC or with the new features availible in Word. Second of all, many of these new features were more annoying than useful, especially when the newer version of Word autocorrected something that didn't need correction. Also. considering that this new, more complex software is both more demanding of hardware and more prone to bugs, He found that his new system was slower than his old one and more prone to crashing.

    So, why again was that Mac obsolete?

    1. Re:What is obsolescence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Old hardware still works just great for many tasks. I have a 486 setup as a web/mail server and I'd be suprised if it ever hit 100% CPU usage. Sure it's load is light but I don't see it's load increasing much so why do I need a P4-2GHz machine?

      It seems to me that we have reached a point where faster machines don't seem all that much faster. My P3-700 is plenty fast for everything I do, and I see no reason to upgrade for quite a while even though processor speeds have already doubled that. There are lots of tasks out there that require the newest and fastest hardware but web browsing and e-mail is definitly not one of them!

  52. bollocks by pohl · · Score: 1

    The assumption here is that open source programmers don't write software because they need it. "because it's cool", my ass.

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    The "cue the foo posts in 3, 2, 1..." posts will commence with no subsequent foo posts in 3, 2, 1...

    1. Re:bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about the programmers who worked on your automated air conditioning unit... because it cools your ass!

  53. typical pretentious tech speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fallacy 1: Computing is Easy
    - Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons
    - CORBA for Dummies
    - Complete Idiot's Guide to Win32
    - Java for Morons
    - Windows 98 Unleashed

    [now examining different areas - non books]
    - Brain Surgery in 14 Easy Lessons
    - Bridge Design for Dummies
    - Complete Idiot's Guide to Contract Law
    - Air Traffic Control for Morons
    - Ballistic Missiles Unleashed"

    Please! Computing is relatively VERY simple compared to most of these things. Programming is a tool, knowing how to program doesn't make you an expert in anything. All it means is that you can use a hammer. What we have on Slashdot are thousands of people who think they're the shit because they can pound a nail. Build me a house I say, and they don't know where to start. If this is what he means by "computing isn't easy" then I totally agree with him.

    1. Re:typical pretentious tech speak by Derkec · · Score: 1


      This is excactly his point. At the level of Teach yourself C++ in 14 easy lessons, you can now pound a nail. What we expect of these junior programmers is the ability to write decent software which is more like bridge building or constructing a house. Sure, you know how to hammer, but that doesn't make you qualified to architect and build homes. Programming is a design process.

  54. Fallacy 2 by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise"

    How is this a fallacy??...He cites perhaps the handful of examples in which it may NOT be true, but leaves out the seemingly unending numbers of examples in which it is in fact very true.

    - Telephone switching
    - All the sophisticated computers running those F16s we see in Afganistan
    - Power grid / sewage / water / gas control (in most areas)
    - The entire Internet
    - The level of visual effects in movies
    - Computer and video games
    - Thousands of different manufacturing processes that need to be computer controlled to get the level of accuracy needed
    - Protein folding research
    - and so on...

    1. Re:Fallacy 2 by Stochi · · Score: 1

      i think he's doing more of a rant on the fact that computers have been billed as being the devices that allow you to do anything. hell, i've even seen commercials that boast "You will be a better $whatever by using our computerized system."

      i guess it's kind of like all the shoe manufacturers selling shoes by making it seem as though their shoe will make you jump higher/run faster/etc... and i can tell you from experience that none of those things happen ;)

    2. Re:Fallacy 2 by pipacs · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, your list supports nicely his list of fallacies: the majority of the items here could not be written in VB or Excel by people who learned programming from books like "Teach Yourself C++ in 14 Easy Lessons" etc. Or: imagine the F16 computer giving you a login prompt one minute after hitting the reset button.

      I think what Michi Henning is trying to tell us is that a very large part of this industry is heading to the wrong direction, forcing us to use general purpose computers and universal software tools. That's not the future. With my first VCR, I had to program the clock manually. My second one just knew what the time is after plugging the cable in.

    3. Re:Fallacy 2 by Grail · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Telephone switching was once only achievable by having humans sticking plugs into sockets. Now we have complex robots (called "telephone exchanges") that do this for us.

      Someone had to know how to make an F16 fly. The computer doesn't just make it magically possible. What the computer does do is make it possible to perform all the real-time calculations that are required to get from "pilot moves joystick left" to the minute details of "adjust left aileron up 2 degrees, adjust right aieleron down 2 degrees".

      Utility services such as electricity, sewage, water and gas were supplied using human-controlled pipelines and valves long before computers came onto the scene. With the advent of modern technology, we just don't need to have a gas-company employee on every street corner ready to open or close the appropriate valves.

      The entire Internet could easily be implemented using humans instead of routers. Just don't expect latencies lower than three minutes, or data throughput higher than 200 characters per minute. The automation of the Internet allows much lower latencies and much higher throughput. There's nothing magical about the Internet - it's just lots of routers and switches operating in a predetermined fashion. Routers only make decisions based on a set of rules - they are not creative thinkers.

      I believe that what Michi is getting at is that computers allow you to automate repetitive tasks, and make calculations much faster than is possible for a human with a pen and paper, but they don't make you more creative.

      A computer cannot possibly make you know how to do stuff that you didn't know how to do. If you don't know how to write a prize-winning novel, a computer can't magically write one for you. All the computer can do is make it easier for you to store your ideas for the book, and keep track of all the different revisions of the book as you're writing it.

      Computers cannot replace the creative process. They cannot make design decisions. All they can do is automate repetitive tasks, and perform calculations much quicker than you can.

      All the examples you've given are samples of automation, not of creativity.

  55. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by delphin42 · · Score: 1

    > Penicillin - 1920's technology

    When was the last time you had _penicillin_ prescribed?

    > Transistor - 1930's

    Try wiring 200 million of those together.

    > Bulk transport system, car/truck - 1920's

    I dare you to drive a 1920's model car exclusively for a year.

    > Yup, makin progress fast

    Open your eyes! Your metric for measuring progress is somewhat unrealistic.

    --
    -- Adam
  56. A small step above Katz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... and that's obviously not saying much. Lots of generalities and that hint of cynicism that says "I have insight into things most of the world will never catch on to," but little in the way of real answers, just the implication that "something must be done."

    In that respect, it's perfect for a keynote speech.

    The idea that programmers need to think more about design and usability has been around for years, unfortuantely the solutions to those problems (OOP, etc.) have been partially resposible for his "Fallacy 6" (We have come along and destroyed all the gains we have made in hardware.).

    If he actually had some ideas about how to make programming more efficient without sacrificing performance, then the speech might be noteworthy, but for a keynote, all he has to do is sound somewhat intelligent and reap the applause.

  57. Inmates Are Running the Asylum by Krelnik · · Score: 3
    I would like to call attention to the Useful Reading list at the bottom of the linked article. One of the books listed, "The Inmates Are Running The Asylum" is a fabulous book by Alan Cooper.

    If you have anything to do with designing any sort of interface to any sort of product (be it a piece of hardware, a piece of software, a widget, whatever), you should read this book. It will open your eyes.

    1. Re:Inmates Are Running the Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with books such as Inmates is that they assume programmers are at fault. This is rarely so. Programmers DO want to write good, user friendly software, but oftentimes cannot because of marketing, management and scheduling demands. It's just not feasible for a programmer to make everyone happy and keep his job.

  58. His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I think many of his fallacies have some truth to them (and I find them amusing), I think that his arguments only apply to business, or more specifically, they DON'T apply to a lot of areas where computers have revolutionized the way people do things, for example, in music composition, graphic design, scientific research, etc. - not to mention communication.

    Let's consider Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise. This is not a fallacy, it's true. As an amateur composer, I can compose and print a piece of music in a tenth of the time it would take me to do by hand. I am not taking advantage of any automatic composition or any silly A.I. technology. I'm just taking about using Finale 2000 to enter in the notes using my MIDI keyboard, edit them quickly with the mouse, and listen to the result through my speakers to make sure I didn't make any musical "typos".

    How about scientific research? Scientists now have amazingly powerful tools at their disposal. I know plenty of people who do need to perform a Fourier analysis on a daily basis (see Fallacy 7) and for people like this who are leading experts in Physics but know little about computers, a book like "Learn Matlab in 21 days" is all they need. I agree that you can't become a good DB programmer or QA person by reading a quick book or studing at DeVry, but most people who use computers aren't programmers and don't need to be.

    While we were taking about scientific researchers, clearly "Computers are Getting Faster" is NOT a fallacy for them!

    Finally, what about the Internet? Yes, the dot-com bubble bursted, but note that all major companies still have websites. It's silly to even consider a company not having one. E-mail definitely allows you to do things that weren't possible (or at least weren't realistic) before, like collaborate on a book or article with someone who lives halfway around the world.

    Also, statements like "Programmers are Getting Better" are hard to really analyze. One problem is that there are hundreds of times more programmers now than there were twenty years ago. As a natural consequence, the average level of expertise has gone down a lot. But the best programmers today are a lot better than the best programmers twenty years ago - because they're building off of the best ideas of the last twenty years. And there's no question that even below-average programmers are far more productive today than below-average programmers twenty years ago, simply because there are more high level tools available to them. People who write Visual Basic scripts for internal company programs may be very poor programmers, but if they can get the job done, who cares?

    < / RANT >

    Sorry. Computers have definitely made my life better, and have enabled me to do many things I never could have done without them, so I get upset when people try to argue that computers suck and that things are basically the same as they were before computers.

    1. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by TheMeld · · Score: 2

      Let's consider Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise. This is not a fallacy, it's true. As an amateur composer, I can compose and print a piece of music in a tenth of the time it would take me to do by hand.

      Aah, and in your own statement, you negate yourself! The initial statement says NOTHING about speed! You could still sit there with a piano, a pencil, and some msuical score paper and 'record' your music, then play it back reading from what you wrote and using the amazing technology known as a rubber eraser, fix your typos.

      I'm not saying that doing something orders of magnitude faster is not a big help, but you need to keep some perspective. The automation and speed of computers seems to me (and I'm guilty of this myself) to have encouraged sloppiness in many areas. His example of the letter that other people have attacked I think is misunderstood. The point he is trying to make is that with all the geegaws on word processors these days, people spend inordinate amounts of time worrying about trivia and end up writing beautiful (or horrendously ugly) letters with absolutely horrid content.

      Back to computers allowing people to do more things ...

      Your point about scientific research is very accurate, and is one of the few points where I think he is wrong. In my work, there are some things that I occaisonally do that a person could not do by hand within their lifetime, I think, especially not with any useful level of accuracy (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/blast for an example) . However, the masses aren't doing this kind of thing with computers. They are using them mostly as glorified typewriters, post offices, and game cupboards. For businesses, add to that filing cabinets and adding machines.

      Related: The myth of the paperless office of the future: while some companies are finally getting on the ball and using computers to truly use less paper, most office use more paper because computers and printers make it easier to generate gobs of it.

      Computers certainly have aided some forms of progress, but one must not overlook the retrograde movements they've brought about, nor overestimate what they have really done.

      --
      -Cheetah
    2. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by wsloand · · Score: 1

      But the best programmers today are a lot better than the best programmers twenty years ago - because they're building off of the best ideas of the last twenty years.

      This is not true. That is like saying that the best physicists today are better than Einstein (that assertion today may be true). Just because you're building off the ideas of others doesn't make you any more able. It means that you can do more, but you're just using tools given to you, not making the tool.

      Your assertion there is like saying that today's carpenters are better at carpentry than the first person to use a hammer. It is true that they can do better carpentry work, but that doesn't mean that they could have come up with the hammer to begin with.

    3. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      Speed and ease of use are enablers. If thing X takes 10 times as long to do by hand as it does on the computer I may not be able to devote the time to it. So yes, using the computer allows me to do something I couldn't do otherwise. Price also comes into play. Talking about composing again, software is significantly cheaper than hardware and therefore may enable someone to compose/perform/mix and master a complete song in their own house that would have been completely impossible within a persons hobby budget using all hardware/non-computer solutions.

      --
      Contrary to popular belief, coding is not all free blow-jobs and beer. Those things cost MONEY!
    4. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 2

      Maybe we're just arguing about semantics, but I still stand behind my original statement. I agree that just because you're building off the ideas of others doesn't make you any more able, but on the other hand, the best of the best will build off of the ideas of their predecessors and be able to do all they could do and more.

      I think that a college math major today is better at Calculus than Newton. That's not saying they're smarter, that they could have invented it, or that Newton wasn't any good, just that today's college students have the advantage of hundreds of years of synthesizing the ideas of Newton (and Liebniz) and they've been organized so well that someone can now learn it in a fraction of the time, and be more productive at it.

      So today's best programmers are better at programming - not because they have better tools (though that does help) but because they've learned from the mistakes of past programmers.

    5. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 2
      OK, my example wasn't very well worded.

      But some things which were literally impracticle to do before are now possible, simply because computers do the dirty/boring work.

      Because I use the computer to help me compose, I can compose more quickly. The more quickly I compose, the shorter the initial idea -> feedback -> improvement loop becomes, so I progress as a composer more quickly. In my lifetime, I compose things I wouldn't have been able to otherwise without a computer there to speed up the process.

      If Beethoven had had a computer, he could have been a greater composer. Not because the computer would do anything he couldn't do - I'm assuming the music he would compose would be the same - but if he had been able to compose more quickly (i.e. more time composing, less time writing down) he could have expanded on his ideas even more, and pushed his ideas in directions he couldn't afford to do.

      Computers certainly have aided some forms of progress, but one must not overlook the retrograde movements they've brought about, nor overestimate what they have really done.

      No argument here. :)

    6. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      for people like this who are leading experts in Physics but know little about computers

      The leading experts in physics that I know are all quite good with computers. None are perl weenies, but they all know their way around a command line. Many started working with computers in the 1960s or earlier. Many are now big fans of linux actually.

    7. Re:His arguments don't apply to a lot of people by heikkile · · Score: 2
      As an amateur composer, I can compose and print a piece of music in a tenth of the time it would take me to do by hand.

      Composers like J.S. Bach could put up a cantata for every sunday and get it copied and practice with the singers and the orchestra, plus all the other stuff they did, weddings, funerals and private students etc.

      How many modern bands can produce a new album every week? Computers or no computers?

      --

      In Murphy We Turst

  59. rtfm by Pope · · Score: 1

    "Read the fucking manual"

    Oh, you mean the Kama Sutra?

    --
    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    1. Re:rtfm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Slashdot, it is Karma Sutra.

  60. Post 1946 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    frankenfoods from Monsanto (1960s+1990s)

    video games (1980s-1990s)

    cash machines (1960s)

    The Pill (?)

  61. Impractical Thinking != Visionary Thinking by larsal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not counterproductive to have people pushing the envelope, it's counterproductive to have people outside of the mainstream dictating to those in it what their needs are.


    Despite advances in UIs, computers are still designed as general-purpose hobby devices, rather than for the specific functions for which the majority of their sales are used. When users complain that it doesn't make sense to have to log in to a system or to "start" a word processor, or to "double-click" to "open" a file through a graphical icon, they're simply told that they don't understand the technology. Same when they have to figure out [to avoid being scammed] what kind of RAM they need with their new P4 processors.


    The point is that for products to be useful and effective, they need to be designed with more consideration for the needs of the user; and much of the time, that which is "neat" to enthusiasts has held sway over design at the expense of what would be useful [see featurebloat].


    BTW: impractical thinking is not necessarily visionary. It might just be impractical.


    Larsal

    1. Re:Impractical Thinking != Visionary Thinking by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      I agree 100%. Thats what I said. I was only saying that just because nerdiness is bad for the masses, doesn't mean that nerdiness should be done away with. My point was that nerdiness is being utilized too close to the practical for-the-masses end of the business, but that it's still essential for the development of the industry; as it has been in all industries. Someone does something because they love it (which immediately makes it unsuitable for most people, since love is very personal, and can/should only be able to serve adjacent communities/ideologies), and then someone does something with it to make money from it.

      Thats the world we live in. Those who get paid, do so at the expense of being so creative as to be creating things that are appropriate for a popular mass.

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    2. Re:Impractical Thinking != Visionary Thinking by arkanes · · Score: 2
      I find end users to be a much greater source of "featurebloat" than my own twisted desires. And when they complain about how basic computer operations work, which, in my experience, is quite rare - people generally accept them even if they have to learn it by rote - it IS valid to tell them that they don't understand the technolgy. Because the people in question don't have any better ideas, except that it should "know what you want". These are the same people who will keep the same car for 40 years, not because of emotional atachment, price, or reliability, but because they can't figure out, or are unwilling to figure out, how to drive a new one.

      The only instinctive interface is the nipple. All others are learned. Some people are less able to learn than others.

    3. Re:Impractical Thinking != Visionary Thinking by RickHunter · · Score: 2

      The problem is the idea that they don't need to understand the technology or the terminology. You can bet that secretaries in the past, while they may not have needed to know all the details of how their typewriter worked, knew the general principles. And, when something broke, they were at least able to give the repairman a general idea of what had gone wrong. As opposed to "My computer stopped working".

    4. Re:Impractical Thinking != Visionary Thinking by grahamoconnor · · Score: 1

      So how exactly are you going to 'start' your word processor even if its a dedicated word processing device?
      If the user can't even cope with such simple concepts as the software equivalent of having an 'on' switch then no advances in usability are going to be of any use to them.

  62. - source code is useless... by zook · · Score: 1
    ...to most people.

    There's probably a benefit to having source code publicly available, but most people only want, only need, and should only have to deal with code that executes.

  63. History Repeats Itself by nanobug · · Score: 3, Informative

    Michi Henning has given his Computing Fallacies talk several times in various venues in the last few years.

    Slides and video from one of these (given on April 18th, 2000) are available here.

    He will probably continue to give his talk for many years to come, as it is unlikely things will change much in the short to medium term.

  64. Good point by Synn · · Score: 2

    It's sort of like the fashion industry, what the models wear on the runways isn't what you're going to buy in Sears, but it does set the "trend".

  65. Ever eat your own dogfood? by nicodaemos · · Score: 1
    ... Michi Henning [Iona Technologies - CORBA fame] ... Source code is useless ...

    While working at a software product company that was core technology supplier to many of the Fortune 500 firms, I had the ... ummm ... opportunity to interface with IONA support and development. Their product at the time was quality challenged. Unfortunately for us and our customers, it was a core technology in our own product. A couple key showstopper issues required me to engage in almost daily conference calls with their support and development organization. They would try to fix the problems, ship us a new binary, we would run overnight testing on several hundred boxes and report the failures back to them. The sad part is that my senior developers had a good idea of how to solve the main issues ... but couldn't because they didn't have access to IONA's source code. We spent weeks going round and round with them when I feel we could have solved the problem in days had we had the ability to look into their code.

    While IONA is in this anecdote, it really could be applied to many commercial vendors of software. One of the largest value propositions for Open Source is trust! If you find a bug that prevents you from achieving what you need, you can always dive into the code and fix it. I can't think of any other model that builds that kind of trust on which to base your own products.

    I'm sure IONA's products are much better now, but if Michi had had to depend on them for his paycheck back when I was using them, I'm sure he would've wanted the source code also.

    1. Re:Ever eat your own dogfood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michi Henning only works for Iona since Iona bought ORBacus, the open source CORBA implementation he works on. As far as I know he has nothing to do with Orbix, the commercial ORB that Iona puts out.
      He is also co-author of "Advanced CORBA Programming with C++", a most excellent book that I reference quite frequently.

  66. Computer Scientist vs Programmer by Erik_Kahl · · Score: 1

    I think that a lot of his message comes from the fact that so many of the programmers in the industry have very little of no formal training in computer science. I have only 3/4 of a degree in CS and NONE of my friends who work in the industry got as far as I did before heading to work.

    The difference being that a computer scientist is a weird combination of a mathematician and an artist. The math because at the fundamential level a computer is a calculator and all programs are just big equations. The art because makeing a calculator do something interesting with your equation IS art. The level of design knowledge needed to create a usable application with a coherent and graceful structure full of good clean code is equal or greater than the design knowledge that goes into creating a building.

    But the average Programmer doesn't have all of that. He just hammers out code as needed. it usually works, but often there was a better way to do it.....or it had already been done and was on page 42 of the textbook of the software engineering class he didn't take. I am one of these guys...I know what I'm doing, and I think I do it fairly well, but I know my flaws. I know my code has flaws I can't see.

    The statements about how much progress has been made are really what gave me the idea. Sure, we may not have made a lot of progress in CS threory...but so what. We have made a ton of progress in other areas. The amount of quality software in the public domain or available at a low cost is mind numbing. For almost anything you wish to do there is a peice of software that will make it a little easier. Sure, the software doesn't do all the work....and it DOES REQUIRE YOU TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT! Many of the most serious problems with computers today do stem from fallacy number 1.

    blah blah...I'm losing my point.

    1. Re:Computer Scientist vs Programmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I have only 3/4 of a degree in CS-

      Really? I have .0000045% of my Law degree, .000009% of my History degree and .0000304555 of my Statistics degree.

      Look buddy- you either have the damn degree or you don't. I dont. I make no qualms about it.

  67. Programs are all the same? by jmv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are good points but I've got a problem with what looks like the unwritten assumptions that programs are all the same and are targetted at the same people. Let's see who uses:
    -Word
    -Matlab
    -Apache
    -Linux/Embedded
    -AutoCAD
    ...
    While you (should) want to make Word as simple as possible, you want to let Apache users configure everything, you want to let people modify the source to Linux(Embedded) to exactly fit their needs. AutoCAD needs lots of features, but not necessarly source code ('cuz there are less programmers in mec. eng. than ee)

    So I'd add fallacy #11: Programs are all the same
    -Software management should be done the same way, regardless of the software being produced
    -All programs should focus on simplicity, not features

  68. Re:Of course-Throwing people at it.... by sfm · · Score: 1

    "If the people who designed and wrote the software can't find the bugs, what makes you think that throwing somebody at it in their spare cycles is going to help"

    Everyone is looking for something different in a program. I may have to deal with a bug that most are not concerned about. If the source is available, I might be motivated to find out why, for example, three quotes in a row causes a stack overflow.

  69. Missles for Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Windows 98 Unleashed
    - Ballistic Missiles Unleashed


    Haha, very funny! He really drives the point home with that comparison. Everyone knows that the Air Force requires at least a GED to be a nuclear missle operator. Or proof that you're willing to take the GED.

  70. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Name one cure for any disease that has been discovered in the last 50 years. Name one completely new method of mass transportation invented in the last 50 years as far reaching and important as the car or airplane (please don't insult us all and say "the segway"). Name one micro technology as important as the transistor? I think you get the point. Technology may be getting smaller every day, but there have not been any really new ideas for a very long time. The Internet came close, but at this point is little more than another kind of Television.

  71. OT: whoa... by mr.ska · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one whose brain saw "phallacies" instead of "fallacies"? That does it, no more strangeland for me...

    --

    Mr. Ska

  72. Well... by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    ...if spoilers and racing stripes are part of your car's user interface, I'd say you need some driving lessons, or a different car.

    Virg

  73. In reponse to your sig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For every complex problem there is a brilliant, simple solution which is just plain wrong.

    1. Re:In reponse to your sig: by real_b0fh · · Score: 0

      and a lot of complex and fancy solutions there are also wrong.

      --
      "Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective on who it makes friendship with"
    2. Re:In reponse to your sig: by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

      For every complex problem there is a brilliant, simple solution which is just plain wrong.

      For every good idea there is a trite phrase that sounds clever but fails to address the issues.

      Unfortunately I evidence for my assertion. It's called plan9.

      http://plan9.bell-labs.com/plan9

      I'd be interested to hear your apraisal of the points of failure in the plan9 operating system and how superior the complicated microsoft & ibm solutions (DCOM & Corba) are to problem domain of distributed computing.

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  74. Stupid, but probably the talk was more interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine the talk was much more interesting...

    This looks like someone went to a talk and copied down all the punchlines to a bunch of jokes without understanding how they were meant to be funny.

    Any response to this article is going to be stupid because it's an attempt to try explain someones jokes.

    Obviously no one could visit an American grocery store and suggest that it would be more efficient to run without a computer. (That's explain the effiecency joke for those of you who are stupid).

    BTW. Don't buy _The Inmates are Running the Assylum_. Alan Cooper is a moron with a tremendously exagerated sense of self worth. It's incredibly aggravating to try read his stupid book on UI when all he wants to talk about is how he was beat up as a kid for being a geek but how cool he is now. The way he tells it, all the cool kids won't give him wedgies any more because he is sooo sooo very cool.

  75. ..reading source teaches GOOD programming by lugonn · · Score: 1

    I learned how to program by reading C source code. So what's useless about source code? Learning by example? You get to see how somebody screwed something up, so you can side step that. Isn't that the same reason history is forced upon us?

    For idiots like me who can't get a university education, it's the only way to learn 'real' programming. To see what the high-brows do, and emulate some of it. (structure and security being all I can think of).

    Put the f*cking code in the basket!

    1. Re:..reading source teaches GOOD programming by TooTallFourThinking · · Score: 1

      Holy shit! (Something I reserve for only special occasions. ;) )

      That is probably one of the best statements I have read: Isn't that the same reason history is forced upon us?

      I just never related the two. We learn history to try not to make the same mistake twice. But I think there will come a time where this is just too much history to learn from! Just as there is too much code to learn mistakes from.

      Maybe we are just destined to repeat some part of history. And code.

  76. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Penicillin - 1920's technology

    >When was the last time you had _penicillin_ prescribed?

    Last year when I had infected gums after surgery. It's still used quite alot and it's cheap. It still works too (just makes your piss smell, but lots of antibiotics do that).

  77. 1960s radicals and todays radicals by JohnBE · · Score: 1

    If theoretically we could transport a 1960s radical to the current time and showed them a printer and a basic word processor they would be amazed.

    It constantly amazes me how few radical and pseudoradical mags are available. Or maybe it is that we are constantly bombarded and these magazines have become cliched.

    Anyone remember Phrack or MED's e-zines? Used to get loads on my BBS. Don't seem to get as many on the internet now, at leas none with the same quality. Either that or there are so many that I don't know where to start.

    A million voices calling out at once!

    Point been that all technology can become cliched, and we maybe haven't found the best way to use it yet!

    - John

    --
    e4 e5
  78. Looking at it from the wrong decade by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder just how far we've come in automotive technology since the 1950s?

    I mean, the cars don't actually go any faster. The speed limits aren't much higher, and if anything, the increased traffic makes us drive slower. Environmental improvements from catalytic converters and the like are nullified by the increased number of cars producing pollution. We add rear-window wipers and CD players, and instead of buying (or building) a more efficient vehicle we demand (and get) SUVs from every last manufacturer on the planet.

    So, are cars actually any better, when any technological improvements are effectively nullified by the people driving them?

    Well, yes, they are. Cars are more popular every decade because they're easier to use, cheaper to own, and more comfortable for everyone inside. They may not be "better" from a numerical perspective, but anyone driving a 2002 model right after driving a 1962 model will immediately notice the difference.

    Computers are the same way. The faster they get, the more we expect them to do. The more people that use them, the fewer things they are used for. Developers get sloppier about optimization and APIs get changed with every iteration of the OS. It takes longer to start up this year's computer as it did 1979's, and people still do the same basic things with them.

    But look at how much they've changed: graphical UIs make it easier for anyone to use a computer, instead of having to know what to type in at a text prompt. WYSIWYG doesn't happen 100% of the time, but 98% is a fair sight better than 0%. I may not get anything more interesting using a cable modem than I could using a 14.4 and a BBS, but at least all the commands are on screen instead of hidden behind a hundred scrolling screens of /help documentation.

    So people are using all this computing power for nothing more than playing video poker and typing papers. So what? 90% of the population never needed it to do anything more; at least in 2002, they can do it for a lot less money and with a lot less reading. Companies and users may throw away countless man-hours developing skins and pretty interfaces, but at least they're successful in making computers familiar, comfortable, and desirable to the common man.

    And besides, look at all the things we can do with a PC today that we couldn't ten years ago: access millions of pages of esoteric information online. Take photos digitally and organize them on CD-R discs, taking up 1/100th of the space for about the same cost. Listen to a thousand songs from a single digital jukebox, no vinyl or tape required. IM your mom across the continent without spending a penny on long-distance. Order anything from the Sears catalog without having to own the catalog. Find a new job. Locate a special interest group. Print a map. Comparison shop.

    Or, just write and print out your resume. But at least nowadays, as with Henry Ford's first cars, you're not stuck with "any color you want, as long as it's black."

    1. Re:Looking at it from the wrong decade by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Have you ever driven a car from the 1950's? Probably not. I've driven cars from the 1960's, and they were bad enough. Shitty handling and braking, fuel economy that would make an Excursion look miserly, uncomfortable as all get out, and slow.

      Yes. Slow. With modern advances, we have much, much safer vehicles (nitwits whinging about airbags not-withstanding. The problem was/is the airbag spec provided by the federal gov't, not the airbag itself.) Tires last longer, provide better economy, and grip better in all conditions.

      I'm not sure what numerical perspective you are using, but modern cars are in general better in every way than their 1950's brethern. I'm quite certain (although no numbers to back it up) that a 1957 Chevy BelAir with the 283/283 does not hold a candle in performance to a 2002 Chevy Impala, hardly the latest and greatest ultra-high performance vehicle.

      Finally, fatality statistics disprove your implied claim that inept drivers negate the improvements in the auto.

      It's unfortunate that you chose such a poor example as automotive technology, or, more specifically, auto tech from the 1950's. By that time, autos were ~50 years old. About as old as computers today. From about 1955 onward, with few exceptions, auto tech has been evolutionary, not revolutionary (the biggest exception I would point to would be FWD). Similary, we are now witnessing merely evolutionary development of computers, UI's, etc.

      Let's call 1990 the year that the GUI really became popular. It splits the difference between the Mac/Amiga/X/etc. and Windows (not counting 3.1, but the popular 95). In that time, there have been only evolutionary improvements. A little faster each year, a little more storage space every six months. As you point out, the 'net is darned similar to the old BBS systems. Only we increased the modem speed a little bit every year or two.

      Still, despite my many disagreements, I must agree that 90% of the populace doesn't need the improvements capable in computers today. Oh well. Whatever.

      (Posted without a +1, because I don't even know what the heck I'm driving at.)

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  79. Information by craigeyb · · Score: 1

    It is not the case that computers are not useful or helpful to most people. Rather, the Web has brought about a revolutionary change in people's lives. We now have too much information as opposed to too little information. It is true that computers need improvement in how people interface with them, but the improvement is in letting people sift quickly and accurately through the abundance of information and do what they need to do. It is not fair to generalize all advancements in the last decade as worthless.

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    Social Contract? I don't remember signing any Social Contract!

  80. misinterpreting the point by dwk123 · · Score: 1

    I think most folks here are missing the point of fallacy 10. His whole presentation is about how computers have failed to deliver on the promise of making things better.

    #10 is simply saying that Open Source is not magically going to make this happen. I agree. Useability and productivity of computers in the hands of the *ordinary user* are not elements that are well-handled by Open source in it's current forms, because the model IS wrong. The vast majority of OS development is done by techies doing things because they want to. They're either making tools for themselves and folks like them, or exploring technology for it's own sake. Useability in the hands of Aunt Bess is simply not something that appears on the radar screen for OS developers. This is why source code is useless - sure, if I have the source to something I can 'fix' it, but it doesn't really help in changing the authors conception of the problem or the design of the solution, which is the real problem.

    The real crux, IMHO, is that OS is about flexibility, freedom and choice. Unfortunately, these are elements that detract from useability and productivity. Give someone 1 clear way to solve a problem, and it'll get solved quickly. Give them 10, and they'll never get anywhere, because they'll spend all their time evaluating/deciding. Give 10 people 10 choices, and ask them to work together/be consistent - forget it. This, ultimately, is Michi's point, near as I can tell - we are all spending WAY too much time and effort sifting through all the choices/flexibility/options, and nowhere near enough time actually doing meaningfully productive work.

    For what it's worth, I really don't think he's saying that OS is _bad_, or that proprietary/commercial dev is better, just that it's not a panacea. Maybe I'm just being too generous.

  81. Re:A Bit more than that by real_b0fh · · Score: 0

    amen to that

    tarballs rocks. I have my home linux remade using tarballs. shame I dont have a big enough partition to build mozilla, tough. that thing is huge

    --
    "Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective on who it makes friendship with"
  82. Data/Algorithms are the fundamentals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to know them *before* you learn about high-level stuff, otherwise you are just a pointy haired designer. Not necessarily the details of red-black trees, but at least their basic ideas, and linked lists are fairly fundamental.

    Database design (normalisation, etc.) is very important for those using databases; it is strange if someone does that without learning how! Since I'm not writing a persistant online world, I do not currently need to know SQL but if I did I would surely read up about it.

    Since my answers to the questions (linked lists, STL, HCI) are lots, lots, several, I can't really see his point...

    Your peep-hole optimisation of the return statement is no way a design issue - any decent compiler would get rid of that, and if you're using an interpreted language you're asking for sloth and run-time errors. (You can tell I like typed languages).

    True, in many fields QA qualifications could be improved, but in my current field (games) they are not programmers at all, they are kids dragged off the street. So you can get 3-5 of them for the price of a programmer, and they do black-box testing only. (The programmers do their own white-box testing).

  83. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by Isle · · Score: 1

    The microchip transistpr.. That was a very important advance, as normal transistors are too big.. Also it has only the name in common with older transistors. This one is etched.

    Of important infrastructure is the net.
    Social changes: the female liberation, the youth rebellion.

    Sure society is not changing as fast as 1900-1950, but then 1900-1950 wasnt even changing as fast as 1800-1850.

    Technologic impact has been slowing down. But technology has not.

  84. Auto-motives by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Actually, the design of most automobiles (and the operator interface) is controlled as much by legislation and safety concerns as by intuitive use. And as another point, yes, I did need to RTFM to drive a car. It was my driver's manual, so I could get a license. The point is that most automobiles are driven the same way, but to learn any of them, you must first learn one of them, which takes practice. The similarity among automobiles makes it easy to move from one to another, but if you insist that driving a car is in and of itself intuitive, I ask that you consider how someone who had never seen a car before would fare behind the wheel. For example, even if you told Ben Franklin what a car did, would he be able to tell without experimenting how to get it started, in gear, and moving in a non-hazardous manner? Probably not.

    Also, you aren't considering that many programs don't do the same things. To extend that to your car analogy, you'd have to say that the same controls that you use to drive a car should seamlessly translate to flying a plane or driving a submarine, as they are also vehicles. Again, once you learn one airplane, you can (at least marginally) operate most of them, but again, it's not intuitive or nobody would need a pilot's license. For humorous demonstration, imagine you're on a plane, and the pilot passes out. You get behind the controls, and when you raise the tower on the radio, they say, "Just land it! It's like falling off a log!" I think you can see my point.

    Virg

    1. Re:Auto-motives by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

      I partially agree, certainly Ben Franklin would need to RTFM. But did you read it to learn how to operate the car or to learn the "rules of the road" in order to pass the test. My 5 year old knows how to enter, start and drive almost any car, even though he has never done it, read the manual or understod the rules of the road.

      Did you need to RTFM in order to get out of a car, ever? The fact is that they are intuitively designed in that, with all the various makes and models, driving or getting in and out are pretty much the same. However, in mainstream software the method used to get out is both counter intuitive and varied.

      Windows -- Click Start(Start????) -> Shutdown -> Ok
      Linux -- Shutdown -h now

    2. Re:Auto-motives by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

      > But did you read it to learn how to operate the car or to learn the "rules of the road" in order to pass the test.

      No, but I did take lessons, which is functionally the same. Whether by lessons, reading or simply observing others do it, I still had to learn to start and operate the car.

      > My 5 year old knows how to enter, start and drive almost any car, even though he has never done it, read the manual or understod the rules of the road.

      Again, familiarity takes over. It's true he's never read about operating your car or done it, but it's a safe bet he's watched you and others do it (so he's learned it by watching instead of practicing, but still learned it) and also, how good a driver do you really think he'd be if he tried? Without practice, not good, I'd guess.

      > Did you need to RTFM in order to get out of a car, ever?

      Back to the Ben Franklin example. I've learned by watching that the handle will open the door when pulled, given that the door is unlocked. Without that foreknowledge, is an unmarked handle and door lock latch really intuitive to someone who hasn't seen them? Would a handle marked "door open" and a latch marked "door locked/unlocked" be clearer? Remember, when you discuss intuitive, it has to be easily discernable for users who have never been in the described situation.

      Virg

    3. Re:Auto-motives by akintayo · · Score: 1

      Cars are not intuitive, they just have severely limited functionality. And given the number of accidents they are not that well designed.

      Also most people I know have to carry their cars to mechanics when something goes wrong, or they need regular maintenance. When was the last time you needed professional help using a word processor ?

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      Woe be on to them, all who rise against poor people, shall perish in a the end. Buju Banton
    4. Re:Auto-motives by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Did you need to RTFM in order to get out of a car, ever?

      My friend has an old Beatle, that you have to hold the handle when closing the door or it will unlock. He was surprised when I got the first time; it took some of his friends a half an hour to figure it out.

  85. Point me to the sources by jeks · · Score: 1

    I wonder where he is basing the facts that people were writing as many letters in 1945 as today and that 99% of *all* documents are printed on paper.

  86. Software design by FrostyWheaton · · Score: 1

    "We are not taught to design",/i>

    This is very true in my experience. Throughout all of my education there has been little if any emphasis on proper coding habits and design. Everything has been more or less free-form, and I think CS students are much worse off for it.

    This has all become painfully clear to me since I started designing real software and API's. I've realized that I know next to nothing about proper software design, and it has bitten me quite a few times.

    As far as I can tell, good programming practices are mostly language independant, and would be very valuable to any CS student. Why they don't teach it is beyond me

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    Comments should be like skirts. Short enough to keep your attention, but long enough to cover the subject
  87. This man is a fraud.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He makes some valid points about productivity etc. But clearly he isn't a real programmer..
    Why on earth would one want to use linked lists in this day and age? Or assembly language for that matter? Does he want us all to write the OS?
    I think he overheard some old Turbo Pascal programmer on a train once...

  88. Short Circuit 2 by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of Short Circuit 2 in which Benjamin Jahrvi (who gets his idioms mixed up, 'cause he's a foreigner, get it?) says, "Oh, you are hitting the nail right between the eyes."

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  89. Re:A Bit more than that by SilentChris · · Score: 2

    If you're going to tell me that a tarball beats an InstallShield, self-extracting exe that my grandmother can double-click to open and have automatically install pre-created binaries for her, you're sadly mistaken.

  90. OSS Conflict of Interest by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    I think he means OSS source is hard to maintain. He may feel this way because many changing sets of people contribute to the project. I don't know if he has ever worked on OSS.

    For me, the more interesting problem I see with the current OSS model is the conflict of interest. OSS is supposed to make money from support. Unfortunately, well designed, easy to use software may require less support. So there is no incentive to make plug and play, one click systems.

    I love OSS. But the conventional wisdom OSS financial model needs work.

    1. Re:OSS Conflict of Interest by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      I hate to break this to you, but the "OSS model" was set up long before people started making a profit.

      Here's the model:

      1)I write a program. I think it's kind of cool, I release it for free.

      2)I include the source in the archive

      3)My involvement ends.

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      It's been a long time.
    2. Re:OSS Conflict of Interest by hotsauce · · Score: 1

      3)My involvement ends.

      Yes, but to be taken seriously by the masses, they don't want your involvement to end. This article was about computing for the masses.

      In any case, you know what I mean: the OSS company. OSS as an idea will obviously survive without money, but will lack support, design, and all the things that make a product desirable and useful to the masses.

    3. Re:OSS Conflict of Interest by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      You'd be suprised what can be accomplished by individuals or small groups working outside of corporate influence.

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      It's been a long time.
  91. Mozilla by KMitchell · · Score: 1
    Just about the best example of the "source code being useless" point is Mozilla.


    Before I get flamed, let's remove the sarcasm from the bullet point (my stab at it, at least):

    Source code is not a magic bullet

    If enough skilled people have access to the source code and if they spend enough time to understand it, source code can be very useful. Just getting the source "out there" doesn't do anything (for a non-trivial piece of software).


    The source code to mozilla was nice. 3+ years of work + the source code >> the source code.

  92. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by chazzf · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There is a fallacy in your reasoning here. These concepts are of that vintage, but the actual implementations are far more elegant.

    Penicillin - People still take drugs, but those drugs are magnitudes more powerful and complicated than penicillin

    Iowa/Yamato class battleships - The battleship as a ship-of-the-line was rendered obsolete in the 1940's. Those that serve today carry helos and guided missiles.

    Apollo moonrockets - They have not been utilized since 1974, with the Apollo-Soyuz test project. I will grant that NASA has lagged behind in space delivery systems.

    Polio vaccine - If it isn't broke don't fix it. However, new vaccines are coming along all the time.

    Transistor - Has been superceded by better technologies.

    Bulk transport system, rail - The main difference here is that the engines of today are vastly more powerful than those in the 1860's. There is no comparison between a 4-4-0 American-C and a Dash D9. None at all.

    Bulk transport system, car/truck - Same with above, plus the interstate system, created between the 1950's and the 1990's (yes, it was based on 1930's German tech, but it is better than the Autobahn).

    Airplane - Once again, the concept is there, but a whole host of innovations have been ignored. The airplane of 1910 bears little resemblance to the airplane of 2002.

    Fast airplane - Once again, vastly more advanced today. Try telling me that an F-86 Sabre has anything on an F-22 Raptor. Better avionics, superior engines, stealth....

    Personally, I would say we're making plenty of progress on these fronts.

    ~chazzf

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    No statement is true, not even this one.
  93. productivity and code quality by pmineiro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i take issue with some of the sentiments here:
    ---
    Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity
    - The sound effects in this presentation will make all the difference
    - It only took five hours to format this memo
    - The shading on this pie chart is simply superb - The icons on my desktop are lined up perfectly [sound of car screeching to a halt for each bullet point]
    ---
    well, people have a certain actions to choose from, and a certain amount of resources (time, etc.) to allocate. choosing not to work further on your presentation is one type of action to take. another is to gussy it up with wierd sound effects and alpha channels. clearly, what's going on is, there more value in continuing to gussying-up than to doing something else. so yes, computers have increased productivity, in the sense that the total value what the person can do in a day has gone up, BUT, people have very strange utility functions.
    ---
    Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy
    - Single click, double click?
    - Where is the #$%^@!! menu??
    - Which part of the UI does *not* do something?
    - With a GUI, anyone can be a
    - System administrator
    - Programmer
    - Typesetter
    - Accountant
    - Statistician
    - ...
    ---
    well, thanks to modern tools, very bad system administrators and programmers can be made into moderately bad administrators and programmers. this is a _huge economic boon_, since good system administrators and programmers are rare and expensive, and will only get better as the tools improve to the point where very bad is transformed into mediocre.
    my whole job is to make statistics and informatics tools for biologists (non statisticians, non computer scientists). yes it works, and it's a huge boon.
    ---
    Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster
    - How long does it take for your PC to boot?
    - How long does it take to
    - start your word processor?
    - load a web page?
    - compile a program?
    - how long did it take
    - five years ago?
    - ten years ago?
    ---
    this relates to the presentation point above, but basically, the utility of booting faster than X is very low for most people, so computers settle upon the minimum and then stop improving that piece (just like a computer or tv or cd player or car cheaper than $Y is of little utility, so the cheapest computers/tvs/cd players/cars are always about the same price but have better technology.)
    ---
    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    - Economic model is doubtful
    - Source code is useless
    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
    - Nerd culture is counter-productive
    ---
    but nerd culture is _motivated_, just by a different metric than money. because of that motivation, nerds will and have eventually realized that boring things like ease of use and installation make the difference between adoption and non-adoption of their favorite technology, hence gnome, kde, etc.
    it's an alternative economy, but it is productive, in some ways more productive than the mainstream economy.
    ---
    Fallacy 11: Standards all the Solution
    - Usable standards are created only years after the fact
    - Standards are foul compromises
    ---
    this is total crap. i'm sorry, but it is. standards need to be designed with extensibility and the next generation of standards in mind, but please. tcp/ip? a foul compromise? usable only years after the internet exploded? no ... it could be argued that tcp/ip was a major reason the internet could explode (the other being http, which has also undergone many revisions, but that's the beauty about a _standard_, people can start talking about _the same thing_.)
    more problems with this, but i'll stop here.
    -- p

  94. I have to disagree by jandrese · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A lot of these "fallacies" are the types of things I see in joke emails. The problem is they're simply not true.

    Lets run down them quick:
    1. True, computing is not easy, especially if you are a programmer. However, for user applications it's frequently easy enough. How long did it take your mother to lean how to type a letter in Word? I bet it was less than a few minutes. More complex things may be beyond her, but for what she wants to do it's easy enough.
    2. False, but he's in the wrong context. Ask a meterologist if he'd like to run those weather simulations without a computer. As another poster noted, we are about twice as productive now as we were back in the 1940s.
    3. Vague. I'm not sure exactly what he's getting at here. I think he's talking about how software companies are unfriendly to their consumers by requiring them to buy upgrade products by not making their software forward compatable (IE you can't open a Word2000 document in Word 3). The software industry is somewhat unique in this field , so the comparision is not completely fair.
    4. True. GUI's do not make everything easier automatically, however a well designed gui will tend to be more intuitive than a well designed text interface, because we can pack more precise contextual information (make the widget buttons look like real life buttons for instance) into the graphical representation of the concepts we are trying to convay. They make ergonomic pointing devices.
    5. False. Even when you upgrade your software, it's generally faster than it was 10 years ago. People look through the past with rose colored glasses and forget that you had to wait half a second for the stupid menu to draw. Booting time is largely a function of how long you need to probe all that new hardware you didn't have 10 years ago, and to load a real operating system instead of DOS (which is no doubt what the speaker is referring to). The webpage example is particularly bad, as 10 years ago there was no such thing, and 5 years ago pretty much the entire web was slow (and your slow computer took forever to render even the simplist page). Compiling is definatly faster than it used to be too, but I havn't changed my compiler much over the years (still gcc).
    6. False, you may not need to animate fonts (what dose that even mean?), but my productivity is much better when I'm using vim instead of ed. Sure we don't have to create a pie chart, but it sure helps make the meeting go faster when you don't have to run through the major numbers and have something to point at. Where does that 99% statistic come from anyway? I havn't printed a document for work in ages. Nobody wants to get a paper copy of anything short anymore, they want it emailed to them the instant it's ready. Nobody reads long documents unless they really really have to, so there is little need to print out your documents. Caveat: I'm an engineer and write fairly techincal documents ment mostly for other engineers, I don't spend a lot of time "prettying up" my documents because it's useless.
    7. Kinda True, but the programmers don't have to be as "good" anymore. There are a lot of tasks out there that are execllent for mediocre programmers and their elite VB skills. Because our development environments (and laguages to a certain extent) have gotten so much better, we don't have to worry so much about hiring the rocket scientest types to design the "save as" dialog or the disk IO routines. This isn't to say there aren't a lot of really talented programmers out there, but there are more "fillers" as well. I'd say the average programmer talent is higher than it was a few years ago, simply because more people ARE taking formal education on programming. A few years ago it seemed like every other developer I met graduated with some weird degree like animal husbandry and then got a job programming. Also, experiance is the best teacher, and many of the beforementioned people are the master programmers of today.
    8. True. Data structures havn't changed much, because they do their job. People aren't really interested in fixing the array because it isn't broken. Also, some algorithms are about as good as they are going to get (and have been proven so), such as sorting, searching, etc... Was the speaker expecting someone to come up with a better Traveling Salesman by now? I think most great programmers have written assembly at some point because the great programmers are the old ones with lots of experiance. The old ones wrote assembly because that's all they had back then (or they come from a time where structured languages were still in their infantcy).
    9. False, I'd say most modern programmers can say Yes to the first one because they did it in school, but once they graduated they immediatly started using the toolkit like any normal person. I'd say yes to the second only if they're programming in C++ (not a safe assumption speaker!). What does HCI have to do with data structures and algorithms? Wouldn't the interface programmers be more interested in that? We were tought when to return bools and ints in school, thank you very much. Granted, C programmers have it easy (or hard depending on how you look at it) since they have no native bool type.
    10. False, Without open source practically none of my projects would have gotten anywhere (since I tend to work on nonstandard routing protocols and testing them in embedded enviornments). The Economic Model is doubtful in many ways (if you are going to try to make money off of open source at least), but you don't write open source software to make money. Having the source code has saved my butt a couple of times when tracking down very obscure bugs only brought forth by running nonstandard protocols (although they SHOULD work, sometimes they don't). The Nerd culture comment is too vague for me to say anything about.
    11. False, without standards we are left with the connector conspiracy everywhere. For many things, (networking, communication, HCI!) standards are they key to making the whole thing work. The last part is just a random insult.
    12. False, Progress in many areas is fast, other areas slow. You can't single out a few examples and say that everything is slow. PC OSes have become much much better in the past few years (especially on the Windows side). PC hardware is much easier to work with than it used to be (remember when you had to configure IO and IRQs manually and when you could accidentally fry the Motherboard by plugging in the power connectors backwards?). Remember when MacOS had no memory management to speak of? Remember when it was hard to network computers with TCP/IP? Remember when everyone was using their own standard for everything and nothing ever worked right if it wasn't plugged into the same brand of machine? Remeber when programmers had to write in assembly or even toggle the bootloader in on the front of the machine? Do you remember when the weatherman wasn't able to accuratly predict more than a few hours into the future? Remember carbourators? Don't you like your Tivo? Just because we don't write newer and better sort routines every year doesn't mean there isn't progress.
    13. True. The computing industry is very hard to predict. A lot of people were broadsided by the Web for instance.

    14. I have no idea what the 'Progress' is at the end. Apparently it's quite different from Progress? I guess I had to be there.
      I think the designers should focus on design and let everybody else do their job.
      Very very true that we need realistic growth expectations. Especially for startups. I remember an anecdote were AOL had figured a certain growth rate not factoring any sort of slowdown as they reach critical mass. They intened to account for something like 15% of the nations GNP by 2010.
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  95. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by sd211 · · Score: 1

    Couple examples of cures developed in the last 50 years:
    1. Hepatitis B vaccine; radically different from vaccinia (~1880) and polio (~1950).
    2. HIV drugs, e.g. AZT, other antiviral drugs, like picovir (Viropharma Inc); there is a number of drugs designed to target a specific gene product. BTW, 'enabling' discovery - DNA structure - was done in 1953 (Crick and Watson)

    Another example, in technology: satellites.
    The point I would like to make is that it is hard to see grandious things from close distance. Wait 30-50 years to see what things as important as transistor were developed in late 20th century.

  96. Too many bugs in the car industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what exactly is wrong with my VW?

  97. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by gilroy · · Score: 2
    • Integrated circuit: 1970s
    • Laser: 1960s
    • MRI: 1970s
    • Cellular/mobile (stationless) phone: 1970s
    • Widespread information-sharing network: 1970s
    • targeted cancer drugs: 1980s
    • global positioning system: 1980s
    • in vitro fertilization: 1970s
    • scanning tunnelling microsope / atomic force microscope : 1980s
    • high-temperature superconductors: 1980s
    • genome sequencing: 1990s

    We're doing OK. Sure, some of these things aren't commonplace market realities yet, but I don't want to hear it: If the Apollo program (moon landing: 1969) is accepted as "1940s" technology, then a gap of a few decades is apparently OK.


    Although it might be true that someone from 1950 could recognize more of life in 2002 than someone in 1900 could have of 1952, that's a temporary anomaly. In fifyy years, the world will look nothing like it does today. The past looks richer because you're far enough to see what turned out to be actually significant.

  98. Then read a book! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They may be more expensive than for other fields, but I feel it is worth reading e.g. one $60 book each month (plus magazines etc.) to expose you to new ideas and improve your insight. It's a damn sight cheaper than $1000 two ady courses that tell you nothing but marketing blurb!
    Of course this means every year or so I need to go to Ikea to buy a new bookshelf also... :-)

  99. Insurance by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Company I work for purchased a system in early 80's. Company was new. Who knew if it would last? This was pretty damned important software. So, the source went into an escrowed safety deposit box. They disappear or file bankruptcy, we get to open the box.

    Never had to use it, never wanted to use it. But it was there, and allowed us to pick something other than IBM (way too expensive at the time. Not sure if they even offer a similar product anymore.)

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    1. Re:Insurance by zedman · · Score: 1

      What media is the source on?

    2. Re:Insurance by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Don't know. I think it was on some sort of tape. One of the first things to do at my new job was either make this company (that managed to stay in business) either do some things to their software to reflect changes in the industry (medicine) in the past 20 years, or find someone else. Tried the former for about one year, gave up, and found someone else.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  100. not so sure by dwk123 · · Score: 1

    Full marks for completely missing the point, and thus to a large degree proving it. It's pointless to attempt to reply item-by-item. The premise of the presentation is that computers have largely failed to deliver on the percieved promise of increasing productivity and making our lives easier/better. Your points, by and large, miss this, and are a defence of computers as computers. Sure, guis and advanced programs have shifted our perspective and changed our baseline expectations, but I think the assumption that this has paid off with *more* or *better* productivity is invalid. Sure, Betsy the admin can use excel to update sales forecasts, but that doesn't make them more accurate or better. Sure, we can use Word to quickly cut/copy/paste etc, but that doesn't necessarily make the cycle time for a full document any shorter. Sure we can 'analyse numbers with impressive ease', but this doesn't improve the knowledge or understanding of those numbers. By giving us superficially accessable functionality, they distract us from the underlying task/goal. In essence, the Sirius Cybernetics Corp made real - the superficial design flaws are obscuring the inherent design flaws. Maybe restating his point would help - we have let the practical issues of computers blind us from the larger motivations - computers have become a world and a justification unto themselves. We are 'spending' the efforts devoted to computers in the wrong places; rather than more complicated solutions which is what we're getting, we really need simpler ones that get the job done. This is as much a social point as a technical one, but it's a powerful one nonetheless. Faster compiles are all well and good, but *FEWER* compiles is really what we need.

    1. Re:not so sure by abde · · Score: 2

      By giving us superficially accessable functionality, they distract us from the underlying task/goal ... we have let the practical issues of computers blind us from the larger motivations - computers have become a world and a justification unto themselves... rather than more complicated solutions which is what we're getting, we really need simpler ones that get the job done.


      what rubbish! This is pure FUD. Define "the job" that needs to get done. The Job IS Betsy in Accounting.

      Give a concrete example of these mystical "larger motivations". What underlying task/goal have we been distracted from. Saving the world? World peace? end poverty?

      computers are just tools. Like a hammer. As far as I can tell, its precisely that complexity of computers that let us get the job done - otherwise the world be LESS complex today, not more, as computers have increased in complexity from the stone-age CLI days.

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      Don't blame me - I voted for Howard Dean. http://dean2004.blogspot.com
  101. Value of source code by jms · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The public benefit of open source and free software has nothing to do with economics. It has everything to do with learning and progress, and free access to source code is the key to advancing past the current stagnant backwater that computer science has become.

    Let me explain.

    Imagine that you're a young student who wants to become a writer. You ask your teacher, "What do I need to do in order to become a great writer."

    Your teacher, if she has a bit of sense about her, will tell you to read all the works that you can, by the best writers, and learn from them. By recreationally reading and studying the works of great writers, as a young person, you will learn to recognize and understand, from experience, what differentiates good writing from bad writing. This is the educational process that, if you are both diligent and lucky, will turn you into a talented writer.

    Contrast this advice with the world of computer programming. In the world of software, programs are distributed as object code -- meaning that you can't learn from them by reading them. Plus, they contain "licenses" that proport to deny you the right to study them to learn from them. Any programmer who obtains surreptitious access to some major program's source code is running a serious risk of being unemployable -- as a legal liability.

    It is as if our original hypothetical budding author were told:

    "If you want to be come a author, you must be sure to never, ever read anyone else's books, especially popular books by great authors. The way to become an author is to wait until you are of college age, then enroll in a two year "writing school", where you will learn grammar and spelling, sentence structure, and then write a series of short essays. For your final project, you will write a single chapter of a book co-authored by the entire class. Once you are completed with this two year course, you will have your degree, and, having only studied textbooks, will be fully qualified and ready to join the workforce as a writer, uncontaminated by exposure to real-world writing experience.

    If this were the way we taught writing, then our novels would show the same lack of quality -- and lack of progress as our software does right now!

    So how do we fix this problem?

    I believe that the answer is to reform copyright law. The current system of closed source, proprietary programming technology -- and the lack of any noticable progress in the craft of programming -- reflects the complete failure of copyright law brought on by the extension of copyright protection to proprietary software.

    Patent and Copyright law are supposed to promote progress by placing the best examples of science and technology into the public domain, where they can be studied and learned from. If I want to learn about any physical science or engineering discipline -- if I want to catch up to the current state of the art, all I need do is go to the patent databases and -- right there, are thousands of examples of the latest, real-world scientific technology, written by actual scientists working in actual companies on actual products -- all there for me to study and learn from, and, 17-20 years after disclosure, to freely draw upon and use.

    This is the public benefit of the patent system -- the dissemenation of practical engineering and scientific knowledge. This is supposed to be the public benefit of the copyright system. Copyright is supposed to be a tradeoff. Copyright is supposed to provide monopoly benefits in exchange for publication -- public disclosure. This works just fine in the case of natural language writings, because the source code is the product, but not for object code, where the product can only, for all practical purposes, be used -- not studied and learned from.

    Copyright law could and should be used to leverage a similar public benefit, however, in the case of software, our legislators have completely missed the point of having copyright in the first place. The purpose of copyright is not to protect authors. The purpose of copyright is to create the next generation of authors -- to "promote progress" -- by encouraging the publication of works.

    Imagine an alternate universe in which copyright protection were only afforded to software that was distributed in conjunction with full, buildable source code. Companies would have to choose between copyright protection, and DRM protection, instead of the current dysfunctional system, where they are able to effectively obtain copyrights on works that are at the same time, in effect, trade secrets.

    In such an alternate universe, young programmers would start out as computer users. However, if they became curious about how their software worked, they would find the source code to their programs waiting for them.

    Like the young, would-be writer with a library full of books, they would have the entire world of software to read, study, analyze, and learn from.

    One objection to the source code requirement for copyright protection that I have heard is that it would encourage code theft. If companies distributed the source code to their products, I have heard it said, other companies will steal their work and incorporate it into their own code.

    The answer to this objection is that, under such a system, they would not be able to do that because it would be trivially easy to detect such theft. If I were to steal a portion of the Windows source code and add it to my program, then went to market my program, in order to obtain copyright protection, I would be forced to distribute my source code -- with the stolen Windows source code imbedded. Microsoft would discover it and shut me down.

    In this way, mandatory disclosure of source code would severely limit, or effectively end the practice of code theft. Who's to say who is stealing code today? It's nearly impossible to tell, when only object code is published.

    Fortunately, free software, and to a lesser extent open source software is bridging this gap. Yesterday's young budding software writers had little to work from. The new generation of young software writers -- and I am talking about high-school age students -- have the entire GNU/Linux/Gnome/KDE system to study and learn from. Free software is the only software that earns its copyright. It's the only software that "promotes progress", because it's the only software that can be freely studied by the general public. It's a functional replacement for the public domain that has been lost/destroyed by misguided, failed copyright law.

    In other words, just as having access to a library of great books is everything to a young, budding writer, having access to quality, real-world source code is everything to a young, budding programmer.

    In a certain sense, it's probably the only thing that really matters.

    1. Re:Value of source code by RickHunter · · Score: 2

      Simple solution to this problem: Don't allow copyright to apply to compiled/object code. Only allow companies to sell source code if they want to have copyright protection on their work. Remove some of the sillier statements about dervied works. And get rid of the current unlimited-duration copyright. Cut it back down to twenty years, or maybe even ten.

      After all, the point of copyright is to encourage authors to publish their works so that others may learn from them. Its not to give a company a huge pool of perpetual "intellectual property" (a term invented by, you guessed it, copyright lawyers to insure their future employment) from which to make money.

  102. The problem with programmers. by nobodyman · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, I feel that I must disagree with your take on the programmer mentality. I'd say that about 10% of programmers are the "pushing the envelope type", but the rest are the people that can't see the forest through the trees .

    I'm talking about the programmer who implements a super-fast piece of code for parsing a section of text for possible email addresses, but ignores the fact that my mother can't figure out how to turn off that "goddamn automatic underlining" feature in outlook/word/works.

    The truth is many, many programmers lack the vision to evaluate the end result of their work, or how their work interfaces with the end user. We are so focused on new features and new versions that we have wound up with software and hardware that ends up being a Swiss Army Knife From Hell, instead of being faster, more refined, less buggy, and easier to use. Microsoft Word is probably the worst offender of this -- its feature list is gigantic, it can do a billion things.. but it can't do *one* of those things very well.

    No, creativity and talent can't be taught, but we at least need to let these CS students know that they aren't writing code in a vacuum. How about, instead of the traditional "implement this data sructure" programming project, students actually make a usable program that involves these structures.

    1. Re:The problem with programmers. by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Dude, I was saying that both kinds of programmers exist. I'm actually not very nerdy. I'm the guy who can see the forest. I like to make software that takes its context and environment into account. If something runs once a day, who cares if it takes 30 extra seconds to run if its 3 times easier to maintain and extend. If something is newbie-facing, make it easy to use. If something runs a ton and it doesn't need an interface, geek it up the ass.

      I'm only saying that those who can't see the context, that some of those people, still play valuable roles in trying out new things; 90% of their things might be useless, but 10% of those things might be amazing discoveries that no one would have tried, let alone thought of.

      I 100% agree with your comments on CS. I'm a self-taught C++/CORBA developer, designing everything from distributed apps to PHP apps. I understand my job is less about being a wiked ass coder, and more about being a good designer and having the neccessary judgement to pick the right tools and solutions for the job. I strip out pieces of code in our applications that are obsolete, to the complete horror of my manager, who can't see that forest. He doesn't understand that you dont code in a vacuum, and than you've GOTTA 'pay it forward' when designing and maintaining software.

      All these CS grads I work with ... well, lets just say that I call them 'cookie cutter grads'. They all think alike, and all they have are hammers, so to them, everything looks like a nail. This is why, despite less formal education, I've been more valuable in my employement positions than people who spent 4 years in CS in order to get to this salary level.

      Amen, you speak the truth. Just understand that my original post was more about the mis-direction of nerd resources - they arn't suitable for being close to the sales end of the development cycle, but that doesn't mean nerdiness still isn't required to advance the art and science of computer programming as a whole.

      As another poster noted, last years 9B dollar industry, the games industry, was started by programmers dicking around in a non-business oriented fasion.

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
  103. Sauce for the goose and gander by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Name ANY technology as far reaching as taming fire or the printing press.

    Name ANY cultural advance as far reaching as money, the alphabet, language.

    All advances build on previous advances. No advance is as simple and elegant as what it is built upon. That's how progress works.

    The steam engine was a remarkably simple advance, but Hero from the Greek/Roman era built the first prototype. The advances made from the early 1800s until the end in the mid 1900s were evolutionary, not revolutionary.

    Chemical rockets are amazingly simple in concept, and they build on the Chinese concept from 1000 years before. All advances since then are merely refinements.

    You can pick any period in history and say that following inventions were not as far reaching. Then compare that period to prior periods, and see if the prior inventions don't make later ones look like mere refinements.

    1. Re:Sauce for the goose and gander by Tayknight · · Score: 1

      Name ANY cultural advance as far reaching as money, the alphabet, language.


      Organized religion

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      Pair up in threes. - Yogi Berra
    2. Re:Sauce for the goose and gander by mrseth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Organized religion

      He said advance, not regress :)

    3. Re:Sauce for the goose and gander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name ANY technology as far reaching as taming fire or the printing press.

      The Microproocessor

      Name ANY cultural advance as far reaching as money, the alphabet, language.

      p0rn ...er I mean the internet

      Man's quest for p0rn has led him to use the microprocessor to create the internet to deliver high quality p0rn to the masses. This was predated by the printing press which was man's quest to use available technologies to better distribute p0rn. All technologies arise out of man's desire for the best p0rn possible.

    4. Re:Sauce for the goose and gander by Lips · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fire is useful. But the most useful technology ever is agriculture. Agriculture allowed humans to spend less time on basic survival and more on things which allowed them to progress and develop other technologies. We were able to stop being nomad hunter gatherers and move to living in cities, thus the birth of "civilisation".

  104. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    Does the subject of a post give you insight into a comment? It's useless, too bad I can't turn them off.

    My website's on linux, but god knows I would never maintain the box itself or telnet in or run it on my own machine.

    I don't put up with perl since I have PHP & ASP.

    I don't use MySQL but (true story!) I got modded down for telling people that I like mSQL.

    And whoa, get this, Slashdot is about more things than Linux & Open Source! Whodathunkit?

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    [o]_O
    1. Re:zerg by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Hey, I feel the same way. God knows I'd never run Winblows on my own machine. Only a fuckwit of the first order would actually use that sorry excuse of an OS for serious work.

      I use Perl and C/C++, because either can do just about anything I like. Why on earth would a programmer of any real skill work in something like VB when more powerful tools are available? It's not like mastering Perl or C or C++ is bloody rocket science.

      And I don't use closed source. I can locate an open source equivalent that'll do the job just as well or better 99% of the time. If I can't - hey, I'm a programmer! I'll write it myself! No sense in using a product I can't modify to suit my needs when I can get another that I can modify.

      Oooh, wait, you're fanatically *anti*-open source. My bad.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  105. Its all about perspective by mrcherba · · Score: 1

    It's funny, reading this piece really made me think about some things.

    1.) People on slashdot are not average users. Too many people here keep rambling on about "well, I don't do it that way! " Enough people, how large a percentage of web users is made up of slashdot posters? 5% tops? if that! Your mom and that idiot down in accounting would probably disagree if they knew enough to do so.

    2.) When did the computer industry forget the old acronym K.I.S.S. ? Why not adopt a plug-in model where the base program is simple and closed source with a ublished plug in API, so people can add features they want without forcing them on other people. Smaller itghter programs run faster are easier to use and are less buggy/crash prone than large ones. When was the last time you had Ping or VI crash your system? MS-Word?

    Just my $.02

  106. Counterpoint by warrior · · Score: 1

    1958 - TheThe integrated circuit

    I bet even your toaster has an IC in it :) (and don't say "how useless is that?", because my toaster makes some pretty good toast exactly how I like it every time). Most of your modern conveniences owe their existence to this fantastic idea. One thing you're failing to mention are advances on those pre-1946 concepts (IC is an extrapolation on the transistor).

    1983 - PCR

    It's rather difficult to study genetics without large quantities of DNA. Along with this tech there is gel electrophoresis that you use to analyze your strands.

    1984 - RouterNeed I say more? Would we be on the 'Net right now without it?

    There is just too much to list, but these were some of my favorites. You get the picture. There are some others, like the Operating System, where would you be without that? Or the C Programming Language as another, or high level languages in general.

    I think an important point here is that the presentation talked about advances in areas where there's not much room for advancement. Trying to make any major improvements in "word processor technology" is pretty futile.

    Mike

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    Intel transfer the difficult from Hadware to software, for get more power, programmer need more technology. -- chinaitn
  107. You missed his point -- look for the forest by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    A great word processor will do a lot of the annoying things like spellcheck and thesaurus and automatic formatting

    Exactly -- and those are not necessary. People used to tolerate typos because they read the message (the forest) and ignored the missing leaves (the trees). Now people fret about perfection in every little useless detail and forget to get the message itself as clear as possible. *That's* his point -- people take just as long to write a letter nowadays, and the letters aren't any clearer, in fact they are worse for all the formatting and useless decoration -- so where's the advance?

  108. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

    Bulk transport system, car/truck - 1920's
    The Roman roads would have sufficed, actually, so you're late by about two millenia.

  109. Point by Point by dbremner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fallacy 1: Computing is Easy
    Computer Science isn't easy, but overall computers have become much easier to use. Compare any modern PC with a PDP-11.

    Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise
    The World Wide Web, expert systems, natural language translation, mathematics, many forms of automation. All of these technologies have a long way to go, but are still useful. Cheap PC hardware lets me solve many mathematics problems without perceptible delay. It's possible to do video editing on a PC that would have required an SGI just a couple years ago. The typewriter has none of these capabilities. Computers cannot help those who are unable or unwilling to think, but intelligent people have benefited greatly.

    Fallacy 3: Computers Increase Productivity
    Of course they do, ever try managing a snailmail mailing list w/o mail merge? Consider all of the benefits of automation over the past 30 years. Thanks to Moore's Law, many applications no longer need to be written in C or assembly.

    Fallacy 4: Programs Help Their Users
    I would make the argument that many tools have gotten sufficiently powerful that programmers are no longer needed. Much of the tedium of early computer use has been automated away.

    Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy
    Please don't repeat the tired old saw about how CLIs are easy to use. A well-designed GUI is easier to use and has a shallower learning curve. Most of the flaws you are referring to are in Windows, classic MacOS was quite easy to use.

    Fallacy 6: Computers are Getting Faster
    Computers are getting faster and making a crack at Microsoft doesn't change this. How many current applications are now IO-bound instead of CPU-bound? How many desktop PCs have cycles to spare for RC5 or SETI@Home? Look at how many programs are written in interpreted or safe languages and compare to 10 years ago. Compilers are faster and generate better code. Even Microsoft OSes are reaching acceptable levels of stability.

    Fallacy 7: Programs are Getting Better
    I would argue that most desktop applications are close to feature complete. Those which aren't do improve with each release - Adobe Photoshop is an excellent example.

    Fallacy 8: Programmers are Getting Better
    Computer Science is still in it's infancy, but it's becoming more scientific every day. Even at the mediocre school I'm attending, writing a Unix kernel is required to graduate. I predict software engineering will become "real" in 50 to 100 years.

    Fallacy 9: Programming is About Date Structures and Algorithms
    What else would it be about? ADTs and object-oriented programming make complex tasks easier to deal with. Big O notation provides a means of evaluating performance of algorithms and shows you why you shouldn't use a bubble sort for a 1000 element array.

    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    For some problems, it's a reasonable solution. For others, it's foolish. If an inhouse application costs development money, it may be advantageous to open source it. Source code is also useful when a program is EOLed by its developers.

    Fallacy 11: Standards all the Solution
    Standards may be foul compromises but they make cross platform development possible. Look at all of the different web servers, POSIX OSes, and C compilers out there and say that again with a straight face.

    Fallacy 12: We are Making Progress
    Yes we are. 30+ years after their invention, garbage collection, object-oriented programming, safe languages, and type checking are all generally considered good ideas. Functional programming shows a great deal of promise, and formal proofs are feasible for real world applications, e.g. Praxis' Spark95. Telelogic has an SDL to C translator that will produce C source code from a specification.

    Fallacy 13: The Industry Knows Where it is Going
    Does any industry? We've seen the second tech boom come and go, but overall software and hardware quality has been improving.

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    Life is a psychology experiment gone awry.
    1. Re:Point by Point by Grail · · Score: 1

      Fallacy 5: If It's Graphical, It's Easy

      He wasn't repeating the tired old saw about how CLIs are easy to use.

      Michi was pointing out that even a well-designed GUI won't help someone who hasn't got a clue about what they're supposed to be doing.

      You can actually cause more damage by putting a well-designed GUI in front of a clueless one. They don't have to guess about what commands are available - the commands are all right there in front of them.

      "Let's see... I want to add a new account, what's this 'root privilege' check box? I'd better check it just in case..."

      GUIs don't make life easier unless you actually know what you're doing, *AND* the GUI designer knew what they were doing too.

    2. Re:Point by Point by dbremner · · Score: 1

      He wasn't repeating the tired old saw about how CLIs are easy to use.
      Point taken, I've often seen that particular myth on /., that's probably why it popped into my rant.

      Michi was pointing out that even a well-designed GUI won't help someone who hasn't got a clue about what they're supposed to be doing.
      Agreed, I've had clients who had never seen a computer before.

      You can actually cause more damage by putting a well-designed GUI in front of a clueless one. They don't have to guess about what commands are available - the commands are all right there in front of them. "Let's see... I want to add a new account, what's this 'root privilege' check box? I'd better check it just in case..."

      Your example reminds me of the IRIX system administration tools. Part of designing a good GUI is hiding details that the average user doesn't need to see. Mac OS X has a command prompt, but you'll never need to use it unless you want to.

      GUIs don't make life easier unless you actually know what you're doing, *AND* the GUI designer knew what they were doing too.
      It's somewhat depressing how few good GUIs there are. I'd like to see something inspired by Jef Raskin's ideas.

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      Life is a psychology experiment gone awry.
  110. Re:A Bit more than that by pivo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aside from the fact that I absolutely *loath* InstallShield, a binary no-brainer type installation is only better if it always works. If it doesn't, you're often out of luck.

    I just recently had to use Windows for the first time in about three years and I was amazed at how difficult it was to load up with software. Half the software packages I tried to install had problems. I called the vendor of the network card to tell them that their install failed. "Did you try un-installing then re-installing it?" I said that I did. "How many times?" they asked. In the two days it took me to get everything installed I think I spent 3/4 of the time waiting for the system to reboot. My vision of the painless life of a Windows user quickly vanished.

  111. Missing the Point by Vaystrem · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems that a lot of people are missing the point. These criticisms and suggestions seem to be directed towards the Extremely Computer Literateare and the lack of innovation in providing easy to use interfaces and significant improvements over traditional alternatives.

    A word processor today vs a word processor from X years ago.......? A spreadsheet is still a spreadsheet.

    I know I am going to get flamed for this and people will no doubt spout of examples of enlightened girlfriends & colleagues who were brought into the Linux fold and are quite comfortable in it.

    For me to have to compile something (in Linux) to install a program is utter and complete non-sense.

    I know many people who just manage to send e-mail and barely browse the web in Windows.

    The Source Code is irrelevant point refers to people like them, and me for that matter I think its cool that If i really wanted to i could see how everything came together but I really don't care, and neither does Joe Blow or Mary Smith.

    Linux Users & Computer guru's etc are in the extreme minority of computer users. Computers are designed by Computer people for computer people NOT for the Average human being. I think some people would be better off with Geos or some other restrictive GUI simply because all their choices are right there infront of them.

    I know many people who are better off with a Windows 3.x or DOS based system. Even if it is text commands there is a clear progression from point A -> B instead of having to sort through various menu's and procedures in a GUI.

    My 2 cents

  112. Take this with a grain of salt people! by SuperPedro · · Score: 1

    Just a reminder, you're reading someone elses notes, not the actual speech.

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    Most sigs are dumb. This is one of them.
  113. QA by dwk123 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sorry, but I gotta agree with him here for the most part, both in theory and practice.

    In theory, the notion of a non-programmer 'who is good at finding bugs' is great, but they rarely exist. For pure end-user apps, they might make up a portion of the QA team, but that's all.

    There are two major problems in practice. First is that the type of insight and analytic skills you need to do good QA work are pretty much the same as those needed to be a good designer/developer. You need to understand the 'task' at multiple levels, know how it relates to other aspects of the program, and understand the underlying technology etc. Generally, I can break the code 'finished' by junior programmers almost instantly - why? Because the combination of technical knowledge of how they probably attacked the solution along with domain knowledge of relationships/edge conditions etc is a powerful combination.

    Second is that respect for non-programmers by programmers is terrible. How many dev projects have you been involved in where the programmers ignore the stupid/wrong/annoying etc QA guys? Happens all the time. Moreover, when you do get a really good QA guy, what happens? - He gets lured into development because it's 'more important' and/or pays better. Thus, I really believe that Development and QA are really phases of a project that need the same basic skills, and should be addressed accordingly. In a perfect world where everybody did formal analysis, pre/post condition testing, automated edge condition unit testing etc some of this might change, but that'll never happen in my lifetime.

  114. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
    > Bulk transport system, car/truck - 1920's

    I dare you to drive a 1920's model car exclusively for a year.
    Make it one of these or these, and you're on!

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    If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
  115. Michi, what's the matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I coded in CORBA 18 hours a day I would go crazy too...

    String_var s(CORBA::strdup("Please kill me!"));

  116. I think your analogy is flawed.... by Deskpoet · · Score: 2

    Killing people is not enjoyable (for non-sociopaths) but our army is good at it. They see a greater good in wholesale slaughter. Sometimes there is, sometimes there isn't.

    Other than the above statement ruling out 90% of the video games out there, you're point still doesn't mesh with reality, or, at least, the justifications for *much* of our "reality".

    For example, the reason government exists, according to Hobbes, is to protect us from the war of all against all, from the violent nature of ourselves. This implies that government's purpose is to "civlize" our native desire to slaughter each other. Nietzche's (sic) ubermensch is "civilized" man's ultimate form, a form that transcends this bestial nature to become something actually worth existing. I'm sure there are other philosphers who've weighed in on this, but the point is we *do* like killing people and other species, and have from the get-go. (It's up to you to determine if this design is flawed or not.)

    In the context of the current discussion, "efficiency" in programming could easily be compared to "efficiency" in civilization: the myth of progress--or, more accurately, the myth of progress of value is the ruling paradigm that holds this species back, and the programming world in check.

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    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."--Tacitus, The Histories
    1. Re:I think your analogy is flawed.... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      today's human has been socialized to abhor violence. that it's in our nature is the subject of most peoples' struggle with morality, and criminal psychology.

      Neitzche's ubermenschen can never exist as long as independent thought is still allowed and eugenics-type culling of the 'flawed' (those who don't transcend their animal natures) does not occur. It's also flawed to my spiritual beliefs, because the ubermenschen [must I always italicize this?] represent pure good, and if all are ubermenschen, then there is no balance. Too much good is just as bad for the world as too much evil. then again, it all becomes relative.

      anyway, back to programming. my point with all of this is that transcendence of greed in our world is counterproductive. You might have the moral high ground, but you'll die of starvation. employers and other manipulators will squeeze everything out of you. It's your right and responsibility to squeeze back. (think of a boa constrictor swallowing itself)

      There -is- no peaceful coexistence between management and labor. it will always be an adversarial relationship. To think any differently is to be naive.

  117. Re:A Bit more than that by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

    quote:
    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer
    - Economic model is doubtful
    - Source code is useless
    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
    - Nerd culture is counter-productive We write software for peer recognition. We write fancy structures because 'it's cool', but not particularly useful.


    This guy isn't just bashing open source, but nerd culture itself.
    If we could moderate articles, this one would get a -1, Flaimbait.

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  118. Programming is NOT about DS & A by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Come on now, when is the last time you wrote a data structure to store the primitive types of your language in a way that hasn't been done before?

    When is the last time you thought it necessary to analyze (algorithmically) code that you are writing?

    Its far more important to be very good in the programming language you have chosen and its libraries. Knowing how to write quicksort in your latest language is a dead skill - its already been done better by someone else, and added into the SDK.

    1. Re:Programming is NOT about DS & A by andycat · · Score: 1

      Come on now, when is the last time you wrote a data structure to store the primitive types of your language in a way that hasn't been done before?

      You mean a completely new, genius-from-Mars, noone-ever-thought-of-that data structure? I haven't yet. I assert, however, that you need to know about all kinds of data structures. When you're building a system that's going to search hundreds of thousands (or more) of pieces of data, the difference between an O(log n) search tree and an O(n) linked list is often substantial -- seconds versus minutes. If you're actually stuck with that linked list, then a thorough knowledge of data structures will lead you to something like skip lists, which will let you get back a lot of the fast searching.

      Programming is not about inventing new data structures, but you do need to know what's there, how it works, and (just as important) what it doesn't do well.

      When is the last time you thought it necessary to analyze (algorithmically) code that you are writing?

      Last week. The occasion before that was two weeks ago. Much of the code I write is for ideas so crazy noone has tried them before. Thinking about the algorithmic complexity of what I'm doing will make the difference between a program that runs overnight and one that takes a month and a half. That's just my own playpen... it's considerably worse for things like large weather simulations. There, algorithmic analysis is the difference between runtime of days or weeks versus years, or not being able to run a simulation at all.

      Both of these are really the same point. Most programming is not about inventing radically new algorithms or data structures, just as most woodworking is not about revolutionizing the design of hammers, drills, and saws. Algorithms and data structures are tools, each with their own sets of strengths and weaknesses, and part of being a skilled craftsman is knowing which tool to use when.

  119. OSS-haters using OSS by Rupert · · Score: 1

    PHP is open source. I guess you're going to have to stop using it. I do perl, myself, but only socially.

    The subject of a post can be useful if it's accurate. Event a subject like "Re: zerg" can tell you whether or not the post will interest you.

    You can get modded down around here for pointing out that water is wet. I don't use either MySQL or mSQL. I prefer databases.

    Slashdot used to have a lot of non-Free Software stuff on it. That seems to have gone down in the last few years. Unless you're saying that you post on Slashdot because you like Jon Katz?

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    1. Re:OSS-haters using OSS by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

      "PHP is open source. I guess you're going to have to stop using it."

      I said I don't like Open Source, I didn't say I didn't use it. I use stuff I don't like all the time.

      "Slashdot used to have a lot of non-Free Software stuff on it. That seems to have gone down in the last few years."

      Funny, I have Linux stories turned off and there are 12 stories on the front page.

      "Unless you're saying that you post on Slashdot because you like Jon Katz?"

      I see you haven't looked at who I'm a fan of =)

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    2. Re:OSS-haters using OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://linuxmonkey.freeservers.com

  120. Cars by epepke · · Score: 2

    I have seen people cut across three lanes traffic to get off the road because they experienced one of Florida's famous cloudburst in a rental car and couldn't find the windshield wiper in time.

  121. What should be understood... by Danse · · Score: 2

    We have recognized that computers allow us to do things that we cannot do unaided. We've been steadily progressing along, creating more powerful computers, more powerful interfaces, and trying to basically put it all together so that it becomes intuitive. Yes, we still have a long way to go, but it's getting better all the time. Some day we'll arrive at the point where computers augment our abilities without hampering us or tying us down. Such wonderful things are never created overnight. So yes, he points out a lot of problems with computer usage today, but that's to be expected. What we have today isn't the goal. We're working towards something much better.

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  122. JoeUser tosses in $.02cdn by nickynicky9doors · · Score: 1

    Michi Henning hit the nail on the head but can he drive the lesson home?

    I recently returned to /. on a daily basis after taking 2 yrs off from the net. When last here with a different nick I was so impressed by the calibre of the people and the posts that I undertook to install Linux and began to distance myself from Windows. Having been back on the net the past 6 mos. and having returned to /. with the intent of joining the community and furthering the OS, FSF organizations I have over the past few days done a complete about face.
    I earnestly find the most part of /. posters to be redneck bigots who have so politicized the OS/FSF movement as to be more akin to a Stalin like centralized politburror threatening any who would dare use a product other than that which the movement endorses . There is a constant stream of political bullshit and personality cult drama with little content. Endless reams of quips bury any concrete content. By way of example the endless reams of crap that goes on discussing security online with Linux versus Windows. The solution by JoeUser. Run an old box with adequate ram and a couple of harddrives leave one drive unconnected. Someone hacks your drive disconnect the hacked drive connect the backup go back online. The internet isn't ready for anything else. The business model a la closed source is imperfect but gradually by constantly improving transperency in government and reporting the legitimate rights of users, users will be protected. I would rather trust my purchasing power to MicroSoft products subject to the scrutiny of progressive governments of democracies than to an undefined mob of righteous hackers.

    BTW we JoeUser losers you all seem to find ignorant, hapless and a hindrence to the perfection of your craft drive the industry with our purchases and underwrite your paychecks. I can't imagine many users come to /. without leaving with a distinct dislike of 'geeks' or 'nerds'. I suggest when possible you watch a rerun of the Monty Python skit of philosophers playing soccer- it's you. I have undertaken to learn programming (C/C++) and thought to give my time to OS/FSF I will instead return to the Windows platform which I've been on since 1983.

    Demographic: 40's
    University: 5 years, Com/Econ.
    IQ: 160 (I don't need to hear how smart you are)
    Work background: Real Estate Portfolios (10 to 60 million in assets)

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    1. Re:JoeUser tosses in $.02cdn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse than reading the "politicized" posts on Slashdot?

      Reading posts whining about the posts on Slashdot.

      Nice knowing (a little too much... who cares what your IQ is or how much your real estate portfolio is... somebody must be a little insure posting their opinion) you.

    2. Re:JoeUser tosses in $.02cdn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Slashdot doesn't represent the OSS community.
      2. OSS requires an analytical, open mind.

      Therefore:

      If the stupid opinions of most Slashdot weenies can turn you off from something, you do not have above-mentioned mind. Don't use OSS. "About face" to Windows. No great loss. Your IQ means nothing. Get over it.

  123. Margin of Scale by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Nice thought, but let's keep our perspective. As a percantage, how many brain surgeries involve life-or-death risks? It's very nearly all of them. How many programs can claim the same? It's rather closer to zero. Comparing the two is silly on the same level as comparing putting a Band-Aid on a ten year old's finger to brain surgery.

    Virg

    1. Re:Margin of Scale by wsloand · · Score: 1

      And also, how many computers run operating systems? How many of those computers with operating systems on them run life and death systems (911, nasa, flight control, etc). Now with that in mind, think of if the OS crashes while taking a 911 call. The 911 programmer may have no bugs in his software while the OS vendor has tons. That means that the 911 software, the OS, any drivers, and connected software is all life and death, not just the 911 system.

    2. Re:Margin of Scale by chmacleod · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Joe Lousy Programmer makes a utility to generate form letters for the city. It has bugs, but it only results in a wrong letter being sent out occasionally, and usually people don't notice the mistake.

      Eventually the city gas company decides to use this utility. They generate form letters for people asking if it's safe to dig at specific locations. It sends out a letter saying a location has no pipes nearby when it does, and a gas leak results.

      There's a way for a lot more software than you would think on first consideration to become safety-critical.

  124. Computers don't guarantee productivity by rnturn · · Score: 2

    The lines:

    ``Nowadays, we rewrite the letter many, many times, changing fonts, format etc. We are no better off in terms of letters produced.''

    has been true since the earliest days of the PC. It's only gotten worse since everything's WYSIWYG. I recall reading a study -- got to be ten years ago -- that secretaries (it was OK to call them that back then) were spending a lot more time on each memo that they produced than they did when they were cranking them out with typewriters.

    It certainly hasn't freed people up to do more important work, either. So many folks are hung up on the eye-candy that word processors can generate that they lose sight of why the paper's being written in the first place. I always thought it about conveying imformation. But, now, it's pretty much a contest to see who can cram the most features into a single document. (Don't even get me started on emails with animated Powerpoint attachments announcing the monthly employee meeting -- complete with sliding and rotating titles. Ugh!)

    Heck back in the mid/late '80s I used to get in arguments with people over the format of reports (and theses) that people were submitting. Policy stated that computer generated output was acceptable. Even line printed output was acceptable (though not common). What was used to burn some people (myself included) was that some reviewers would give a nicely formatted, pretty font-filled report with, basically, fluff as content a higher mark than one that had excellent content but not as ``pretty'' a format. Form over content even back then. The Web is lousy with that nowadays but the problem has its roots from nearly twenty years ago.

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  125. Re:A Bit more than that by SilentChris · · Score: 2
    Any user who's new to a system will complain about difficulty.

    I personally have never had any issues with InstallShield. And for someone who apparently "hasn't been on Windows in 3 years", how can you form an accurate opinion on it. That's like me commenting on Apache, which I last used 3 years ago, as "slow".

    Further, I submit to you that any user without a CS degree is going to have a far easier time double-clicking a self-extracting installer, walking through a few dialog boxes, and (in a worst case scenario) dealing with an error message that says need to install the original program before upgrading; than working with a command-line interface, figuring out how to solve dependancies for source files (when, in reality, the designer should have just provided binaries for his popular Linux distro to begin with).

    You've obviously had little to no experience in the user-friendly world.

  126. Fallacy 14: Jaded People have More Insight by Thag · · Score: 2

    This reminded me of Clifford Stoll's second book, Silicon Snake Oil. Just one long one-sided gripe about how computers are bad, using straw man arguments to back up very questionable conclusions.

    From a modern journalist's standpoint, this might count as "having an angle on the story" or some such crap, but it really only makes the argument presented shallow and, since it is not based on facts, futile.

    Jon Acheson

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    1. Re:Fallacy 14: Jaded People have More Insight by Michi · · Score: 1

      Were you present at the talk? I don't know, of course, but if you were, I doubt you would have said what you did. A few points:

      1) The talk was a keynote. People don't go to keynotes to learn about a new algorithm or to listen to an hour-long marketing presentation. Instead, they go to get some insight, a new angle, to be entertained, to have a good laugh, and so on (possibly, all of the above). So, I put together a keynote that I thought would be entertaining and funny, provide an unusual angle, and would do this with enough substance to avoid boredom. I think the keynote achieved that.

      2) I don't think the argument is shallow. I've been a computer professional for more than twenty years, and the topics I touched on during the keynote arose from experience. I have given this talk at quite a few conferences all over the world -- the feedback I get indicates that these issues touch a chord with people. Many people have written to me afterwards to tell me that the talk changed the way they look at their profession and has changed their daily lives.

      3) I believe that what I presented is indeed based on fact. The problems I point out are real, not just made up. Yes, I did exaggerate in places. After all, the talk is meant to be provocative. I am an OS and distributed computing expert with post-graduate qualifications and more than two decades of programming experience. Yet, my Windows PC effortlessly brings me to the brink of nervous breakdown on a regular basis and reduces me to a helpless wreck, making me feel like an idiot. If I, as an expert, am left helpless in the face of some problem, what chance has a non-computing person got? There are very real and definite problems with our software, so much so that experts often can't fix things. That's a far cry from the empowering device we would like our computers to be.

      Cheers,

      Michi.

  127. Sloppy programming has cost lives by chmacleod · · Score: 1
    its completely arrogant to equate Brain surgery to C++. For one thing, lives are not at stake. This analogy is delusional with extreme grandeur.

    For one thing, live often are at stake in software design. Bad programming has killed people before. At least 6 patients have died after being given a huge radiation dose by a radiation therapy machine called Therac-25

    http://www.cs.nsu.edu/others/seminar/notes/therac_ 1.html

    http://sunnyday.mit.edu/therac-25.html

    The code was sloppy, and two distinct deadly errors existed, which should have been avoided. This is not the only situation where people's lives are a stake. Trains are driven by computer. Some planes are fly-by-wire. Medical machines monitor patients and in some cases administer treatments. Computer systems are used to dispatch ambulances and assist air trafic controlers. Bad programming can and does cost lives.

    1. Re:Sloppy programming has cost lives by Kalani · · Score: 1

      This misses the point. The parent poster said that C++ (just the basic mechanics of the language itself) is not comparable to brain surgery. C++ may be used to express complex systems that are trusted with many lives, but that doesn't mean that C++ is the complex thing there.

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    2. Re:Sloppy programming has cost lives by abde · · Score: 2


      in your (extreme) example, sloppy physics and dose calculations were the problem, not "sloppy programming".

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  128. Nerd Culture is Counter-Productive by martyn+s · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Nerd culture is counter productive. I love that one.

  129. Because I've done it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've done it. Sometimes it takes someone
    else looking at, thinking about it, and figuring
    out something that other's have overlooked. I once
    figured out a bug in Vxworks TCP/IP stack. It didn't work with multiple ethercards. I sniffed
    the data, saw an error code, looked it up, looked in the code for it, and there it was: hardwired for
    one connection. Re-jiggered the code and fixed it.

  130. Good point, but bad analogy by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1
    If this were the way we taught writing, then our novels would show the same lack of quality -- and lack of progress as our software does right now!


    In the 20's and 30's the most popular novelists were Faulkner, Steinbeck, and Hemingway.


    Today its Anne Rice, John Grisham, and Stephen King.


    Not exactly a quantum leap in novel writing.

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    1. Re:Good point, but bad analogy by rangek · · Score: 1

      You are confusing popular with good. How about Jeanette Winterson, William Gibson, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, J.R.R. Tolkien, Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury?

      Personally I think jms's comment above could quite possibly be the most insightful thing I have ever read on slashdot.

  131. Re:A Bit more than that by pivo · · Score: 1

    I had my experience with the "user friendly" world just last weekend when I had to suffer through installing software on NT. Admittedly, some installations were problem free and easy. The ones that weren't were nightmares, and I spent hours on hold for tech support only to talk to morons.

    That wasn't my only experience with "user friendly" either. I also had the "user friendly" experience of "upgrading" a Windows machine and finding that I needed a new "user friendly" driver for some hardware. Only problem, the new "user friendly" driver wasn't free, it cost almost 1/2 the price of the hardware that it controlled. How "user friendly" can you get?

    I didn't say that easy installs are necessarily worse (as you seem to suggest) just that when easy installs don't work, then they are worse. In fact, they may be impossible because the user has little to no control over what's going on.

    User friendly is subjective. I found myself longing for what I consider the user friendly UNIX environment when I was using NT. I wouldn't reccomend UNIX to my parents, but then my parents don't pack their bags and fly to my house for the weekend to configure my new computers for me.

    Also, as a developer who's written InstallShield scripts for work, I can tell you that it is one nightmare piece of software. Not that that has any effect on the user experience. Don't tell me I don't have experience with "user friendly", I've been using computers since before you were born, kid.

  132. Running from the Asylum by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    I agree that Cooper's book is worth a read, but I have to stop a little short of "fabulous" because of his problems with perspective. Understandably, he considers the user interface to be supreme, but he fails to see when usability isn't the most important consideration. The specific example he used was related to using an ATM. He states that the design of the interface is poor because he needs to enter all of the information necessary for a transaction, but if any of it is incorrect, the machine unceremoniously dumps him out and he needs to start again, rather than allowing him to correct what's wrong. Now it would seem he's right, but he doesn't consider that there's any good reason for this behavior, and in fact, it's done on purpose. The purpose is to maximize the inconvenience for someone who's trying to get money from the machine illegally, thereby either getting that person to give up the attempt, or to spend more time trying while the camera takes picture after picture of the criminal. However, because Mr. Cooper never considered why the machine does what it does, or can't imagine anyone using the machine differently than he does, he assumes that it's simply bad design. Many of his comments are on the mark, but while reading I suggest the reader look deeper into his experiences to see if there's more to the story than Alan notices.

    Virg

    1. Re:Running from the Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an ATM at school that does it the Cooper way.

      I think it's a pain because it makes it slower (added network communication). There is nothing worse that being in an ATM line behind a slow person.

      And who is going to learn the complex way of dealing with the interface.

      It's better to just let people start over because that is less confusing in the REAL WORLD.

      Alan Cooper had some good examples of UI in the last few chapters that make the book worth while.

      The first three quarters of the book is just Alan Coopers pop psych rantings about the nature of programmers. These wouldn't bug me so much if they weren't so popular... but then they wouldn't be pop psych either so there you go.

      He blames almost everything on the programmers (inmates from the title) when it's pretty clear that in most of examples he uses the programmers were just doing what the management asked.

      In one chapter he talks about programmers design all programs even when they don't appear to. I wish this were the case. Many times you write software that you know is stupid or else you risk losing your job.

      I've actually been shocked and appalled by the way some of my fellow programmers "design" their software. On the other hand managers can do just as badly.

  133. Car Industry? by istartedi · · Score: 2

    The best UI people on the planet are those working in the car industry.

    OK, the "driving" part of the UI is OK, but most everything else is crap. 1985 Mustang: preset radio station by tuning radio, pulling out lever, and pushing it back in. The fact that I can still remember that is a strong indicator that this is a great UI.

    1986 Buick: This car had an electronic radio, so the pull-n-push idea would no longer work. Solution? Tune radio, press "set" button, push button. Not as satisfying as the old mechanical pull-n-push, but intuitive enough.

    1997 Buick: I have no idea. Honestly. I sat there in the care for half an hour yesterday and couldn't figure it out. There is an automated thing that will do it for you, which is supposed to be "easy". Just one problem: unless the radio can lock in on the station you want, it won't preset the station. Most of the stations I want (e.g., Anapolis based WHFS) have weaker signals and don't lock in. As a result, I have a dial full of crappy Top-40 presets. As far as I can tell there is no way to manually preset the stations. THIS SUCKS.

    This is just one little gripe. Don't get me started on "idiot lights". God forbid anyone should actually know what their water temperature is. They might actually take the car in for service before it overheats and scours the cylinder bores.

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  134. Re:A Bit more than that by SilentChris · · Score: 2

    Naturally he assumes just because someone likes simplicity he's a "kid". Good call.

  135. Who needs an asbestos suit? He's almost right! by wkw3 · · Score: 1

    Lets see...

    - Economic model is doubtful It sure is. Of course there are exceptions, but that's why they're called exceptions. Personally, I think it's because the open source model is new, not because it's unworkable.

    - Source code is useless Well, source code is useless when you don't need it, but when you do need it, it's a lifesaver. It's also the best way to learn new techniques and styles. Books are a good way to get started, but to really call yourself a proficient programmer, you need to be able to simply read and understand source.

    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software I quite agree. Most people write OSS to scratch an itch. However, most software is custom software. Telemarketing software. Inventory applications. CAT Scan software. No developer writes these things for themselves, a business hires developers to build it for them. These kind of applications have to be custom built, because the problem domain is extremely limited. Therefore, even if they were open source, who'd need it? I see more competent programmers coming to OSS every day. It is gaining in credibility. If you can get your client to GPL an application you write for them, good. I'd personally like to see some of the image construction code for a MRI scanner. However, most of it you wouldn't even want. It's better than the infrastructure is OSS, let the apps fall where they may.

    - Nerd culture is counter-productive How can he say that? I learn really super-valuable stuff reading /. all day at work!

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  136. WTF are you talking about? by Danse · · Score: 1

    Mozilla is at least as fast as IE6 now. It does still have some bugs, but they've been noted and will be fixed. How long did it take Microsoft to create IE6? Mozilla will be better than that, and in less than half the time. There's no 1.0 release yet, but there have been some milestone releases. Hell, IE has always had plenty of bugs and security problems too. Your argument is lame.

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    1. Re:WTF are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mozilla is at least as fast as IE6 now. I call bullshit.

    2. Re:WTF are you talking about? by Danse · · Score: 2

      I use both browsers every day. As far as loadtime is concerned, Mozilla is extremely quick when you use the "quickload" feature. It pops up about as quick as IE6 does. When it comes to rendering pages, Mozilla seems to be faster than IE6. It depends on the page, but I don't think IE6 does much of anything faster than Mozilla when it comes to rendering. I realize this is just anecdotal evidence, so if you have some hard evidence, then by all means, post it.

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    3. Re:WTF are you talking about? by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2

      Mozilla is at least as fast as IE6 now.

      Never has been in my experience. Maybe versus IE on Solaris, but sure as hell not on Windows.
      I've never benchmarked them, and I don't know why, but IE always "feels" faster under windows than Moz does. (Yes, I have used the most recent build.)

      Nevertheless, notice I was not saying "Mozilla suX0rs!", I was merely pointing out (sarcastically, I will grant you that) that large, active open projects can, and will, have bugs,
      bugs that potentially will take years to fix.
      Just like closed software.
      I like Mozilla, it might not be on par with IE yet (mostly speed issues) but it beats the living hell out of the festering pile of horseshit that is NS4, that's for sure.

      Your argument is lame.

      No, you just missed the point.

      C-X C-S

    4. Re:WTF are you talking about? by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 2

      At least when I go to bugzilla.mozilla.org and I can actually see the discussions the developers are having on the bug that I want fixed, I feel like something will get done. Even though I know that their resources are limited, so their response time might be a few months for non-critical bugs, at least they know about it.

      When I have a bug and call some 3rd-party tech support, and they tell me to reboot my computer and then give up, I don't have those assurances. For all we know, and for all we bitch and moan, Microsoft probably doesn't even *want* to fix many of the bugs in IE, such as those related to standards compliance. I *know* that the Mozilla people care, even if they can't fix everything immediately.

  137. Re:A Bit more than that by pivo · · Score: 1

    Just as you assumed I had no experience with user friendly. You set the antagonistic tone, deal with it.

    Also, it's interesting how your posts get moderated to "2" just as soon as you post, especially a post like the above wich really is off topic.

  138. Alls I gots to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AYYY - MEN! Bruddah! If you disagree then you're part of the problem so please go work for McDonalds or shoot yourself. Thank you.

  139. Re:A Bit more than that by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

    If you're going to tell me that a tarball beats an InstallShield, self-extracting exe that my grandmother can double-click to open and have automatically install pre-created binaries for her, you're sadly mistaken.

    If you mean "beats" as in "is easier to use" then, well yeah. But in pretty much any other category then, well, no.

    I find it sad that the only thing a lot of people seem to care about anymore is user-friendliness. Especially people who don't need user friendliness themselves.

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  140. Complete Idiots guide to Contract Law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there may not be a Complete Idiots Guide To Contract Law, there is Business Contracts Kit for Dummies

  141. Computer Science is not Engineering by JohnsonWax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, basically what Michi is saying is that Computer Science isn't having the day-to-day impact that it once did. Advances in data structures and algorithms aren't impacting the development of products like it once did.

    Computer Science now gets to join Chemistry, Physics, and Biology as science disciplines that can no longer handle their own engineering. Physicists don't design boilers any more, Chemists don't design refineries, and biologists don't build waste treatment plants. And computer scientists don't build operating systems well.

    Enter Software Engineers and Computer Engineers, who get to learn their stuff from the CS boys, but who focus on production, on tradeoff, on integration, on management. Its the engineers that push for legislation, that make sure that you have the education and experience to practice, and build systems that we are willing to call 'infrastructure'.

    What people need to clue into is that we have an industry that has hit the point where it needs to split and to recognize those that advance the theory and those that pave the roads.

  142. I think of my dad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how he uses the computer. He really doesn't care about linux or windows. All he wants to do is turn on the computer, have it boot up, click on the happy icon and use it.

    M$ has built a culture on exploiting that desire of the average person for profit. Right or wrong, they've been pretty successful at it.

    Linux has not. My dad really doesn't want to download Debian, burn it on CDs, answer yes or no to 10,000 different packages, have it boot up, find out the network driver needs to be configured, reload the driver about 100 times, find out that XFree86 needs to be configured, restart X about 100 times, find out that window manager needs to be configured, find out that sound support for said window manager needs to be configured, find out where to get StarOffice, discover that the window manager he's picked isn't really compatible with StarOffice, reconfigure X to use a different window manager, configure new window manager to put StarOffice in the launch menu, click on the happy icon and use it. Good luck find a single place you can get all the docs for doing all of this. Good luck if you don't have to get onto the net to get some of the docs you need.

    Ok, maybe he doesn't need sound support. But it comes configured and integrated with Windows out of the box, why can't it be the same with linux? Nah, then there wouldn't be any opportunity to tweak!

    The culture of unix will never allow it. Unix is built on a culture of tweaking, tweaking, tweaking. Which is fine if you like to get tweaked, but some of us actually want to get some work done.

  143. What Ifs by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Playing such scenarios has its value, but in realistic terms, the situation described happens only extremely rarely.

    Virg

  144. Look at it AS IF what he says it true by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    The idea I think is rather than nit-pick each point he makes to find reasons why their not true, take each one and understand in whhat way it is true.
    For example, of course its true that computers allow some people to do things they couldnt do with computers. But really think about the large chunk of people who dont get real benefit from their computer skills; spending too much time writing memos with fancy fonts and spell checking, typing in their checkbooks to balance, things that people spent less time on in the past. I know many people who do things with their computers they couldnt do before, but these are things they dont NEED to be doing now. In the end, for a huge group of people, computers waste more time than they save.

    1. Re:Look at it AS IF what he says it true by jakob_grimm · · Score: 1
      I know many people who do things with their computers they couldnt do before, but these are things they dont NEED to be doing now.

      Like reading SlashDot? :)

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      "No prints can come from fingers / If machines become our hands." -- Jack Johnson

  145. single click, double click? What about the right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having spent longer than I'd like to admit working tech support, I can confidently say that most users have a solid grip on single and double clicking, but have no concept of what that other button on the mouse does or how to use it.

  146. Genuity is not a word, it's a company name... by orichter · · Score: 1

    ... you know, like Agilent, or Lucent, or Funzo.

  147. Fins by arfy · · Score: 1

    I'm torn.

    I'm typing this on a fairly current Athlon that dual-boots Windows and Linux with a DVD player and many cool doodads available to hang off the USB ports, but...

    but...

    for some strange reason when I was cleaning the basement I came across an old laptop and booted it up to see what was on it. Nearly ten years old: a 386SX with only a meg of RAM, a doublespaced 20 MB hard drive and DOS 5 with WordPerfect 5.1, Lotus 1-2-3, SmartTerm 5, Wolfenstein and Windows 3.1/Quicken 3.

    Know what? The little sucker was fast. Booted fast, apps came up quickly, responded quickly. In terms of speed it beat the Athlon running in Windows mode, although not in Linux mode.

    I don't necessarily want to go back to the days of 2400 baud modems and BBS's, but that little laptop brought home some of the lecture points in a way I would not have thought possible.

    When the car manufacturers wanted to differentiate their vehicles in the U.S. when I was a toddler, they added chrome and fins. Didn't make them run any better, just an attempt to make 'em look snazzier.

    So yeah, I like all the cool stuff I've got hanging off my Athlon/DVD computer but if I can actually get my document typed faster using WordPerfect 5.1 instead of Microsoft Office 2000 doesn't that mean that when I boot the Athlon into Windows I'm running something with fins?

  148. $50/hr? No wonder you have 400 lawyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It may be worth our while to hire a programmer at $50/hr to fix the problem

    You probably pay your plumber twice that. Ha-ha!

  149. Dude, that's some fscked up analogy by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 1
    How very interesting that people can build airplanes, bridges, houses, space shuttles, concert halls, particle accelerators etc. ad inf. then without walking around picking all those things apart in their spare time, as told to them by their mentors, dontyathink?

    Cheesus. I wouldn't be able to make a less intelligent analogy if so my life depended on it.

    --

    "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

    1. Re:Dude, that's some fscked up analogy by Xylantiel · · Score: 1

      He made exactly the point that things are different in the case of patents, they still encourage public disclosure by not granting protection to unpatented devices. That covers pretty much all but the particle accelerators, in which case the community (physicists) is so oriented toward public disclosure that you can always find out how something was done, it's essential in order to judge the validity of the result.

  150. Hear! Hear! by TopherC · · Score: 1
    I totally agree with this post. The transcript sounded like it was making good arguments but none of them are really valid!

    A few of my own objections:

    Fallacy 2: Computers Allow People to Do things They Could Not Do Otherwise
    Woah, I can't even begin to scratch the surface of the ways that computers have enabled myself and society at large. My perspective is that writing letters or adding up a couple numbers isn't what computers are for, and the fact that they can even help with this trivial stuff even argues their case further! I'm in experimental particle physics, which like many other branches of science has virtually exploded with the advent of computers. The experiment I'm collaborating on was basically designed in '94, and collected data in '96-'97. The latest computer technology (well, latest affordable tech anyway) in '94 was not capable of handling the rate of data aquisition necessary for the experiment to run, but it was designed with a little foresight and when it did run, it did spectacularly well. We collected about 30 TB of data. We performed the first round of processing (mostly reconstructing particle tracks) a year later, which required almost a full year to complete running on an average of 50 workstations around the clock.

    Now, was this possible without computers? Not even remotely, in anyone's worst nightmares! The calculations alone, done with sliderulers, would probably take roughly 5 quadrillion man-hours. That's between 1 and 2 trillion man-years of stupefying labor!

    Okay, most people don't do that much number-crunching on computers that they are aware of, but even just the advances of more mundane activities are worthwhile. Henning talks about letters on computer versus typed. Consider submitting a paper to a journal. In the bad old days one would carefully type up a draft, and hire a draftsman to draw the figures. This would take a week or so, mostly waiting for the drafting work. Then you would mail the paper to a journal, who would select reviewers and mail them copies. If modifications are required, well, you can see where I'm going with this! And you still run the risk of additional typos when the paper is typeset for the journal. My boss told me the story of years ago when he was submitting a paper with computer-printed plots for the first time. The journal refused to accept the figures, asking for the "originals". He tried several times to explain that anything more original than that was just a bunch of ones and zeroes, but they wouldn't accept that answer. So he eventually realized that the printer would print on draftsman's vellum. He printed the plots on that and sent them in. "I'm sorry, I was kidding before. These are the originals you wanted." "Thanks."

    Okay this is too long already so I'll wrap up. Computers are much easier to use today compared to the 70's, programs do a lot more, GUIs vastly reduce the learning curve (when done well), computers are much faster and that's a Good Thing, programming techniques are rapidly developing (but at a realistic rate -- just be patient -- think of how much better Perl is than COBOL and it's been less than half a century), standards and openness are all good things, etc.

  151. Hmmm.... how does religion fit into this theory? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Or should I say "religi0n"?

  152. Re:$50/hr? No wonder you have 400 lawyers! by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

    Of course. Programmers don't work ankle- and elbow-deep in excrement on a daily basis. Programmers ($50/hr ones, anyway) don't respond immediately. Nor do they resolve situations that drive to the heart of our instinctive aversion to uncleanness.

  153. where did this guy come from? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fallacy 10: Open Source is the Answer

    - Economic model is doubtful
    Getting tired of hearing this. a bunch of people start companies using "open sourse" products, have no real business plan, then surprise surprise, they fail and some how open source is the fault. There are companies making money in the open sourse arena. Most companies fail, in any arena.


    - Source code is useless
    I'd like to see him say that after a vendor goes out of business and he has software that must be fixed, or he goes out of business.
    Or the vendor changeed its focus, and since you are tied to them, your company must change the way it does business.
    Say a lot of companies get surprised when MS finally discovered the internet, and they change there focus.
    - Motivation for Open Source is inappropriate for most software
    not sure what he means here. My motivation is 2 fold, improve my programming knowledge, make better code. I fail to see how that inappropriate.
    - Nerd culture is counter-productive


    yes, we nerds never ever produce anything, or start big companies *coughapplecough*.
    Pretty much every large computer company was started because by a nerd.
    As a matter of fact a can't think of any.
    Xerox was founded by a nerd, Apple, Microsft, IBM, Sun, etc. etc.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  154. Welcome to *today's* slashdot (sigh) (offtopic) by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Hello,
    I can imagine what a shock it must have been to leave for two years and then come back to slashdot. Somewhere along the way, slashdot became *big time* (well, sorta anyhow) and a flood of new people came in. Not that the people were overall dumber or smarter, but they did seem overall ruder and less mature. And, also, somewhere along the way, alot of the stories just became a lot less interesting. I remember a time when it killed me to miss a day of slashdot because EVERY article was interesting. Nowadays, if I don't read slashdot for a week, that's alright because there are only about 3 stories each day which actually interest me.

    However, I would like to say this: those people who were involved in the Free Software movement in 1998, who you thought were so cool, are still in the Free Software movement(for the most part). They might not bother to read and post on slashdot anymore. The point is, it is rather precipitous to decide " I will instead return to the Windows platform which I've been on since 1983" based upon the postings on slashdot. There may (or may not) be excellent reasons to program on a particular platform, but slashdot posters don't really make for a good reason.

    Personally, my goal is to make most of the stuff I write to be as portable and platform agnostic as possible, while still being full featured (perhaps a pipe-dream).

    And lastly, I also agree with a lot of the stuff that Michi Henning has to say. It has been tremendously disappointing to me to see, that in the years since 1998, Linux has become more complex and difficult, in a lot of ways, than it was. The whole Gnome/KDE thing has been nothing but a pain in the butt. (I could go on a long rant about Gnome/KDE but I won't). And, slowly, but surely, all the Linux Distros are becoming a little bit less like each other all the time (which set of commands do I use on Distro X to configure a network interface?).

    Of course, the stuff Michi says is really fairly universal, not just Linux related, but Linux falls victim to a lot of the same myths.

    So, in summary, do what you want to do. Don't worry about slashdot. Feel free to ignore OS/FSF politics (I've taken to not worrying about what Richard Stallman, or Bruce Perens, or Eric Raymond, or CmdrTaco say anymore, lol) And, maybe, just perhaps, you can be part of the solution and not the problem =)

  155. Some more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  156. I guess it was notes from a keynote... by HendriX · · Score: 1

    ... not an essay. I don't know if there's a complete transcript from the speech, but I don't have access to it. As Glynn says in the mail "...I guess the notes [that I've included below] don't really do this talk justice...". So we don't have to look for completeness here. Just pick up the idea, that's what I tried to do.

    And yes, I've been at a university (CompSci) and seen a lot of morons teaching there. But few had some "international recognition". They were mostly known around the campus for that, being morons.

    And as an end I'll address the "Computer industry doesn't know where it's going" thing. I see as obvious that any industry knows nothing, but IT industry is always selling us "visions" and "evangelizing" us with the future. Anyone who has been at a Java Developers Meeting (just to name one) can say that. Sun, MS, Oracle, IBM will swear they know where they're going.

    Best Regards
    Daniel

    PS: Sorry for my bad english, but obviously it's not my mother language.

    1. Re:I guess it was notes from a keynote... by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Anyone who has been at a Java Developers Meeting (just to name one) can say that. Sun, MS, Oracle, IBM will swear they know where they're going.

      Ever been to a finance company meeting? Ever read a farming equipment catalog? Every company pitches themselves as being either the solid foundation in the past for the future, or the innovative new guys who can create the future for their field. They all swear the future is in financing lump sums for structured payments, or new strains of rotation crops. It's really quite simple - what ever they own is the future. That's the attitude for sucess.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  157. What about fallacy 8: by ebyrob · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Programmers are getting better.

    I noticed you didn't touch that one. Perhaps you agree with Mr. Henning on this one point? He seemed to think great programmers have more short term memory slots. (of course, I have to guess his actual speech was much more responsible than these notes by themselves...)

    Speaking as someone who has more short term memory slots than anyone (except perhaps one person) I've ever met, I'd like to point out being a good programmer takes a lot more than just that. (Yes, I write assembly at the keyboard without any visible preperation, but that's beside the point) As for a "great" programmer, I don't think I've ever met one, and if I did, I'm not sure exactly how I'd know I had.

    1. Re:What about fallacy 8: by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Programmers are getting better.

      I noticed you didn't touch that one. Perhaps you agree with Mr. Henning on this one point?

      I just missed it somehow when I went through it. I also feel the notes don't really explain the position. I'd disagree, however - programmers are moving from science to technology, and then slowly to archetects. The early great minds (Turing, Knuth) invented, and the science was slowly turned into practice. Most hardware designers and most applicaton programmers are noew engineers - applying the known rules to achieve known results. After that, we move into the realm of archetects... creating elegant and beautiful simple solutions to complex problems. Most "killer app" programmers like Bricklin and Frankston, Berners-Lee, and personal favorites, Ritchie and Thompson.

      of course, I have to guess his actual speech was much more responsible than these notes by themselves...)

      To address this really quickly - I'm under the impression (not conviction) that the majority of these notes are from a powerpoint like presentation, and are bullet points that he wrote, maybe not word for word, but quoted fairly accurately. At one point in the notes, he mentions how the bullet points were presented... possibly. Or it may have referred to Mr. Henning's comments on how presentation software has excess features. Regardless, it looks like the notes covered actual speaking points. I'm commenting on the notes... but I think they appear to be well recorded.

      I may be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time, but then, I'm commenting on what was presented to me.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  158. Sourece doesn't guarantee productivity by kwerle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...form over content...

    Sounds like a lot of the windowmanager/theme work I've seen. (OK, so this is bleedover from another topic)...

  159. Other fallacies... by ebyrob · · Score: 1

    Of course "eyeballs=shallow" is a fallacy, actually, I'm not even sure it means anything. What's shallow? But it's no more messed up than working around the same bugs for 3 years because no one with the proper abilities is in a position to fix them. (A certain problem in SQL server 6.5 installation sticks in my mind.)

    All else being equal, More opportunity = more bugs fixed. That's an equation that's a lot tougher to refute. I think it's great when companies have to explain exactly why closing their source is supposed to help their customers instead of just fattening their wallets...

  160. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by yellowstone · · Score: 2
    Apollo moonrockets - 1940's with a dash of 50's
    Sorry, try again. The Apollo program could never have completed its mission without guidance computers.

    One of the most remarkable things about the space program is that when JFK announced that we were committing to "land a man on the moon and return him safely to the Earth", computers were far too bulky and unreliable for the job.

    It was only the development of integrated circuit technology during the 60's that made the guidance computer small (and reliable!) enough to go to the moon possible.

    If you think the Apollo program was cobbled together out of parts we already had in the 40's and 50's, you need to do some closer investigation.

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  161. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by thogard · · Score: 1

    He asked for cures and you didn't list one.
    There is no cure for HIV and there is no cure for Hepatitis B.

  162. Re:Source doesn't guarantee productivity by kwerle · · Score: 1

    Woah, commented on 2 of your thread without realizing it was the same poster!

  163. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Try telling me that an F-86 Sabre has anything on an F-22 Raptor. Better avionics, superior engines, stealth....
    The SR-71. According the descriptions from various Skunk Works alumni, besides Mach 3+ performance they also developed a look-down, shoot-down radar and missile combination in 1965 that wasn't matched by the Air Force until the 80s. The test plane defeated anything thrown at it, but it made the F-111 look bad so McNamera killed it.

    sPh

  164. guess it depends on how you use it by markj02 · · Score: 2
    I have used typewriters. Believe me--Emacs+TeX is a lot more productive (though Word may not be). My computer does boot a lot faster than my computer did 20 years ago, and it runs a lot faster, too (though Windows seems to be getting slower and slower). 1G machines allow me to do things I couldn't dream of doing a decade ago. I'm using lots of nifty data structures and algorithms that weren't known even a decade ago.

    Mainstream software is perhaps getting worse, but if you know where to look, you can get software that works better, faster, and does more than anything previously available. Maybe Glynn is just buying the wrong software and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Or maybe he is just one of those glass-half-empty types.

  165. Re:$50/hr? No wonder you have 400 lawyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As they say, you get what you pay for.

  166. people suck by epine · · Score: 1


    This guy isn't talking about technology. He's talking about a sales mentality. It's not like the computer profession is any more immune to talking up big projects than any other profession. The physicists have their superconducting supercoliders. Engineers have their dams and scrapers (not necessarily a great idea after all).

    Every industry sells sizzle. This guy managed to fall for it. He started to think the sizzle was the steak and now he's disenchanted when he discovers that sizzle has no nutrients.

    This is one of those guys who wants to turn life into an appliance. These people say "you're not supposed to understand how a car works, it's just supposed to get you there". Would any other person nominate automotive dashboards as the pinnacle of UI design?

    Here's a new idea. Where is the idiot light that comes on when you exit a highway at full speed onto a wet cloverleaf, dial in a tight turn, and then ride the brakes because you misjudged your speed?

    Surprise, there's no little light on the dashboard that tells the customer how badly they drive. Why design a feedback mechanism that modifies behaviour when we can build airbags instead? Nice UI pal.

    It's not computer science that sucks, it's people that suck. It always comes back to people getting what they really want, and what people really want, for the most part, is to look as good as possible while behaving like idiots.

  167. Not a fair comparison by Goonie · · Score: 2

    J.S. Bach didn't have to run a marketing campaign and tour 48 countries to launch his weekly cantata either.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  168. Re:One size != all (re: Fourier transform) by andycat · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'll bet you do a Fourier transform more than several times a day. JPEG image compression and MPEG video compression are both based on the discrete cosine transform, which is really a discrete Fourier transform in sheep's clothing.

    Remember how terribly slow JPEG decompression used to be back in the days of yore? That's a large part of the reason.

  169. notice the MS whores by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is it my imagination or are the MS whores showing up in greater numbers than usual? Whenever a chance arises to blast Open source, Linux, Linus, or anything not pro-Microsoft they pop out of the woodwork like cockroaches, leaving their infantile rantings scattered about the forum like insect shit. And having about as much value, I might add.

    I suggest that we modify the account creation process to identify these pathetic losers so we can filter them, much as (to my incredible joy) we can filter ACs. Questions would include things like:

    - do you dream of being Bill Gates?
    - do you desperately want to meet Bill Gates?
    - is one of your top ten goals to give Bill Gates a blow job?

    Anyone who answered 'yes' to any one of these would be identified as a Microsoft junkie, subject to filtering. Then we could read slashdot without having to deal with yet another semi-literate rant on why Open Source or Linux is the spawn of the Devil and Bill Gates is the Second Coming (or whatever, so long as they get a taste of the Big Nerd's load).

    Max

    --
    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    1. Re:notice the MS whores by Michi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmmm... I think a big problem here is that my comments were taken somewhat out of context. This wasn't about blasting Open Source at all, but to simply illustrate that Open Source can't satisfy all of the world's software needs. A lot of code we need, such as aircon controllers, engine management systems, etc. is too specialized and not sexy enough to attract Open Source developers. So, such source will continue to be written for monetary compensation. Open Source is great -- without it, I wouldn't be able to run my business. But I thought it would be worthwhile pointing out that (like any other model), the Open Source model isn't without problems and that its proponents (just like its opponents) sometimes use arguments that don't stand up under closer examination.

      Cheers,

      Michi.

  170. agriculture !saves time by Myrthe · · Score: 1

    "Agriculture allowed humans to spend less time..." In "Guns, Germs and Steel"* Jared Diamond argues that agriculture does not save any time over hunting/gathering. (Work hours get longer, and nutrition gets worse). What it does allow is more people to live in a smaller area, and for some people to control others access to food. *workplace proxy prevents me finding the ob. amazon.com link

  171. Re:List of things developed with pre-1946 technolo by sd211 · · Score: 1

    Well, let's see:
    a search for "cure" at www.dictionary.com gives, among other meanings, these:
    - An agent, such as a drug, that restores health; a remedy.
    - Something that corrects or relieves a harmful or disturbing situation.
    my example with AZT is an example of a drug, that restores health of HIV patients. You are right in the sense that it does not cure HIV completely, one has to take the drug all the time. But there are some people who live for 20 years with HIV! (BTW, AZT is only a first generation HIV drug, now it is HAART).
    Another example, with vaccine, illustrates the second meaning of the word "cure". Vaccines do correct a harmfull situation of unprotected organism susceptible for infection.
    So, I think I did give examples of cures.

  172. Re:COMPILER Theory Lesson by mfnickster · · Score: 1

    Some finer points in design; I see some stuff like this a lot as well:
    function bob( varlist ) { $var = $joe + 12345; return $var; }
    You're wasting memory and such for the variable declaration and assignment, simply return $joe + 12345;

    Well, compiling a 'C' equivalent in CodeWarrior for 68K, both versions come out something like this:

    link a6,#0
    move.l 8(a6),d0
    addi.l #12345,d0
    unlk a6
    rts

    As always, with your language and compiler, YMMV. But don't sweat the details until they really matter!

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    "Slow down, Cowboy! It has been 3 years, 7 months and 26 days since you last successfully posted a comment."
  173. fixing bugs by dpletche · · Score: 1

    I'm not your typical user, but the source code was indispensible for a problem I had last month. I had a badly corrupted FFS filesystem with important data. fsck_ffs crashed repeatedly on a segmentation fault because of an unchecked null pointer. If that had been a Windows problem, I would have been out of luck. But since I had the source, I recompiled fsck_ffs with debugging information, chased down the offending line in gdb, fixed it and submitted a bug report back to the OpenBSD project.

    Lots of bugs are discovered by end-users because they subject the product to a whole lot of punishment under real-world conditions not forseen in the development testbed. It isn't often the case that the bugs are so obscure or elusive, that they cannot possibly be solved by anyone but rare experts. Localizing the problem through access to source code and debugging tools drastically enhances the chances of solving the problem, particularly when the problem is repeatable.

    Conversely, in the land of Microsoft and closed source, most bugs go uncorrected to the endless chagrin of users. Lacking source code, you have almost no chance of understanding or fixing problems. And it's an extreme rarity to find a software company that will work with you immediately to track down and solve these problems, particularly at 3 AM on Sunday, unless you're paying some hefty fees for a gilt-edged support contract.

  174. I use source code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use a lot of source code written by other people, most of it for purposes that, while legal for my personal use, would be illegal for me to retransmit. Example: I have a very pretty young lady (okay, she's also scantily clad) on my desktop that informs me that I have new e-mail. I based the "buffy" (biffy?) on two other people's code and captured and "adapted" various graphics from the Internet. I would be sued into oblivion if I made the graphics available to others. BUT, having the source code and knowing just a little coding, my life is that much more enjoyable.

    Geez! Ham radio is useless, we should do away with it. I can hear all I need on the FM dial.

    :P

    - tlk

  175. Source code is useless - another PoV by RyanShelswell · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to read the responses to the "source code is useless" comment... mostly concerning OSS/bug-fixing and so on.

    Actually, I didn't hear the talk but my interpretation of this comment was a more commercial one. Source code is obviously very important, but often (especially in the last few years after open/proprietary software has become technology-flavour-of-the-month with investors) given too much weight, especially in disputes.

    Let me give an example project that I was involved in.

    I was team leader of a group of programmers delivering a transactional internet application on a very complex software base including WinNT, Solaris, Java, Corba, J++, XML (let's not talk about why there were so many redundant technologies involved, it will just make me angry...) when a "dispute" arose concerning payment of large amounts of money from the client to ourselves. As often happened in those halcyon days, the client was backed by investors with big pockets and little brains. The dispute got to the point where we refused to develop any more code without payment of current arrears and some payment in advance, and they refused to pay without the source code that we had produced so far - *although* the contract stated clearly that source code would be handed over only on completion of the entire contract.

    It was pretty obvious what these guys were planning - break the contract, take the code, and finish it on the cheap with the remaining $ that they hadn't blown already. The concern from our management was that they would be able to get their hands on our IP which might be worth more than what we had managed to collect from them so far.

    I knew these guys pretty well, having worked with them for months together in the same office. I knew roughly what their time and money budget to completion was, and that it would cost way more to finish. More importantly, I *knew* how ugly some of that code was, because we had just finished a functionality push and needed to bullet-proof some of the underlying architecture or the thing would fall over. And... I strongly suspected that our client already had a few defectors in his pocket, and quite possibly already *had* the source code but was looking to legimate it.

    So... I suggested to management that they don't worry too much about it. Even with that source code, there was no way they could find a new team to understand the project and the code base and get it to completion in time.

    In the end... they cut and run, they never paid, they somehow got a copy of the source, and... they ran out of money before the new guys could finish it.

    So, the source code which was the focus of the legal threats flying here and there turned out to be useless, in this case.

    Anyone had a similar experience?

  176. OT:Modertaions by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure "Underrated" has been around at least as long as I have (mid-1999?; can't even remember). I don't know how slashcode decides which of multiple moderations gets displayed (if something is modded as both funny and insightful, which do we see?), but this is the first time I've seen underrated get chosen, so it doesn't surprise me that you haven't noticed it before. I think its most common use is for meta-moderation, though regular moderators can use it if they choose. There's also an "Overrated" rating. I pretty much have to assume you've seen all the others, since most of them appear attached to this article (especially if you choose to read at -- *shudder* -- -1).

    Hope this is helpful.

  177. Re:A Bit more than that by quoll · · Score: 1
    > It reads like a presentation.

    That's because it is. You're looking mostly at the contents of Michi's slides (with a few notes from Glynn for good measure). Michi spends several minutes talking during each slide, filling in a lot of details which were missed here.

    > Having said that, I disagree with his blanket argument.

    It only looks like a blanket argument because you're seeing everything in point form. Michi points out that most users don't know or care about source code... and he's right. Sure, you and I care about source code, but we aren't the controlling influences in the market. But even though I read and modify source code I had to confess that I've never done a security audit of any network server I rely on. Michi was trying to point out that we say Open Source is a wonderful thing, yet not many people take advantage of any of the benefits we all talk about.

    I'm really pleased that these notes are up, but they really don't do the talk justice. It was bl**dy funny. :-)

  178. Some clarification for those who weren't there by Michi · · Score: 1

    Seeing that I set off such a storm, I thought it would be best to clarify what I said (and meant) when I said "Source code is useless."

    First up: the entire talk is meant to be provocative and entertaining, and to get people to think about things that normally tend to get swept under the carpet. So, when I put up something like "Source code is useless", at least I know I got their attention :-)

    So, here is why I said this:

    One of the often recited arguments in favor of Open Source is that having the source code is insurance against things such as the vendor going out of business or deciding to no longer maintain a product: because I have the source, I'm no longer subject to vendor lock-in.

    For the vast majority of commercial software development situations, I think this argument is severely flawed. Consider the following scenario (substitute any other large and complex piece of software for an ORB, if you wish):

    My company builds stock broking software that allows stock brokers to trade on-line, monitor portfolios, etc. The application runs on many machines, including handhelds. Because there is a lot of distributed computing going on there, I've decided to use a CORBA ORB from vendor X as my RPC platform. A year later, after deploying my application on thousands of machines at dozens of customer sites, vendor X goes out of business. No problem: vendor X gave me the source code, so I can just continue to use the ORB and maintain it myself...

    Wrongo: I'm into building stock broking applications, not ORBs. Moreover, I do not have the in-house programming skills that are required to maintain a networking product such as an ORB -- my programmers are good at writing financial models and don't know much about sockets, IIOP, threading models, and the like. Besides, there's well over 100,000 lines of C++ code in the ORB; it takes months to get a feel for how that code base hangs together and to even begin to understand it.

    But let's assume for the moment that I do have skilled programmers who do understand sockets programming and threading, and that I am even willing to pay them to work on the ORB instead of my application. Will that help me? Not likely. For the ORB to remain useful to me in the future, I will not only need the occasional bug fix, but I will also need to port it to new hardware, OS, and compilers. (It's depressing how often the code needs changing just because a new compiler version appears.) So, apart from the skills required to fix the odd bug, my programmers will require deep understanding of the code (and all the subtle hacks that have crept into the code over the years to work around various bugs in compilers and libraries); without such deep understanding of the code, my programmers won't be able to port it. But let's assume my programmers are so clever that they can do that, and that I am rich enough to afford paying them for it. Will that mean that I'm going to keep using the ORB from vendor X? Not likely. Here is why:

    For the ORB to remain useful (and for my application to remain competitive), the ORB must track the OMG specifications and support new features as they are being standardized. Adding new features to an ORB is technically non-trivial. (For example, the OMG recently standardized asynchronous messaging; adding that functionality to an ORB requires large and intrusive architechtural changes and thousands of lines of code.) But let's assume that my programmers are so good that they can do all that, and that I'm still rich enough to afford it.
    Will I keep the ORB? Not likely:

    The CORBA spec runs to thousands of pages, much of it containing highly complex (and sometimes highly obscure) material. To effectively maintain an ORB, I need to know most of the spec pretty much by heart. It takes many months (years?) to become conversant enough with all of CORBA's nooks and crannies to correctly reflect those semantics in code. But let's assume my programmers are so clever that they can do all this, and that I'm still rich enough to afford it. Will I keep the ORB? Not likely:

    To effectively implement the specification, I not only need the specification, I need to contribute to writing it and, once it is written, I need to contribute to maintaining it (yes, specifications have bugs and require maintenance just like code). To do this effectively, I have to participate in the OMG process. This not only means becoming an OMG member (which isn't cheap), it also means attending meetings all over the world, devoting large amounts of time to participate in task forces and to respond to RFPs, and to engage in long drawn-out discussions and lobbying with other members to make sure that some proposed new feature doesn't make a mess of my ORB architecture.

    The above illustrates why I said what I did: pragmatically, the source code is useless to me. Remember, I originally was in the business of building and selling a stock-broking application. By keeping the ORB, I'm committing myself to paying three or four full-time staff members to look after the ORB, at a cost of several hundred thousand dollars a year. (And that is assuming that I have staff members who are sufficiently competent in CORBA technology, which is unlikely to be the case.)

    When vendor X goes out of business, the realistic course of action for me is to shrug my shoulders and to find another ORB from a vendor who I think won't go out of business. That's far more cost-effective than hacking around in a large code base that I don't understand and that isn't directly relevant to my core business.

    Whether we are talking about a CORBA ORB or some other piece of code here, such as a compiler, container library, database, or whatever, the reality is that all these bits of technology are far to complex and specialized for me (as an application developer, that is, a user of the technology) to be able to do anything useful with the source code.

    Of course, none of this means that Open Source is bad, or useless. Far from it. But it does mean that, for the vast majority of Open Source customers, the source provides little (if any) insurance. Open Source projects do shut down occasionally, just as vendors occasionally go out of business. When that happens, I'm hosed, source code or not.

    Cheers,

    Michi.