True dat. I wouldn't even have that much of an issue with the "looks fast == drives fast" methodology, if these dumbfucks actually had some sense of taste. But they don't. All around DC I see riceboys with kanji stickers, aerofoils of mismatched colors, and headlamp covers, lowered to an inch off the ground and thinking they're the shit. I mean, how can they not see how stupid their cars look?
Meanwhile, they get their asses whipped by stock Dodge minivans because they know nothing about engine tuning, aerodynamics, transmission adjustment or driving. I have to put up with these riceboys swerving all over the road thinking that they're playing Gran Turismo on the way to work.
Oh, I almost forgot the Mark of the Rice: the big loud muffler! "It doesn't matter if my car is fast, as long as it sounds like I have a big engine!" Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
These fucktards are an offense to humanity. Every time that I see some 16yo reading a "street racing" (hahaha) magazine and bitching about his rad Civic, I just want to fucking kill him.
We'll be glad when Apple is dead and application developers can concentrate on the only viable desktop OS, Windows, without worrying about the bitching and whining of computer-illiterate wannabe-subversives.
CAMBRIDGE - Massachusetts may have rejected the latest Microsoft-DOJ settlement, but not for the reasons that you suspect. "The underlying technology issues are, of course, important," explains Cheap Software advocate Dick Stallman. "But we Nor'easters have much more disdain for Microsoft's clean-cut image than anything relating to antitrust."
Stallman says that Microsoft representatives' short hair, clean business suits, and lack of putrefying body odour offend delicate Massachusetts sensibilities. Stallman elaborates: "As a dirty hippy, you expect me to loathe all organisms which to not exude the fetid stench of marijuana-soaked roadkill. But even the most respected Bostononian reeks of jungle feces. It is in fact my carefully cultivated odour that make me the most respected name in hacking, not my mediocre BASIC programming skills."
Governor Jane Swift agrees. "The sweet smell of rotting flesh and fecal fulmination is a core value of the people of Massachusetts and our neighboring states. Microsoft's lawyers mocked our traditions throughout the trial, by insisting on washing their hair and cleaning their ears. I've been told that these Northwesterners even clip their toenails!" Governor Swift shuddered, and waves of her monthly feminie pollution wafted toward this reporter like a Vietcong army. "We can't be associated with people who clip their toenails."
It appears that Massachusetts is not alone in its aversion to Microsoft's spring-fresh ways. The state motto of New Hampsire is "Stinky or Die," and its residents showcase the same hard-line avoidance of hygiene as their Massachusetts brethren. "Them Mackersoft boys must be some sort of Communists," proclaiming Earl McFadden, a local lobsterman. "Ayuh, I done heard that them suited freaks take a shower every day of God's week. That just ain't natural."
Mr. McFadden then pulled open the front of his trousers and spat onto his crotch.
Microsoft may have trouble selling these states on this latest agreement, but they'll definitely try. Spokesmen for the Redmond, Washington-based software behemoth report that a special edition of its flagship operating system, WindowsXP, is being prepared to woo Massachusetts into further talks. "WindowsMA," reads the released press statement, "combines the power of WindowsXP with ActiveStench technology." OfficeMA, a companion product, features a new "Larry the Lobster" Office Assistant, and disables the Massachusetts-unfriendly "Spell Check" feature.
One American sub fuck in the 60's is believed to fuck tried to launch a (fuck) torpedo with the fuck tube door closed, so even though fuck has got to be one fuck the stupidest things you fuck do on a fuck, it can fuck... I doubt that the supercavitation fuck are inherently more dangerous than regular fuck -- except that I fuck they are fuck experimental. One other thing may fuck worsened fuck odds for fuck Kursk -- fuck you fuck pay your fuck fuck, they are fuck fuck fuck fuck.
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Meanwhile, they get their asses whipped by stock Dodge minivans because they know nothing about engine tuning, aerodynamics, transmission adjustment or driving. I have to put up with these riceboys swerving all over the road thinking that they're playing Gran Turismo on the way to work.
Oh, I almost forgot the Mark of the Rice: the big loud muffler! "It doesn't matter if my car is fast, as long as it sounds like I have a big engine!" Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
These fucktards are an offense to humanity. Every time that I see some 16yo reading a "street racing" (hahaha) magazine and bitching about his rad Civic, I just want to fucking kill him.
Too bad the "Thrown" didn't help you understand English.
We'll be glad when Apple is dead and application developers can concentrate on the only viable desktop OS, Windows, without worrying about the bitching and whining of computer-illiterate wannabe-subversives.
"VA Linux" doesn't exist anymore, that's why. Haven't you been paying attention?
who really gives a flying fuck what the SAMBA losers think?
CAMBRIDGE - Massachusetts may have rejected the latest Microsoft-DOJ settlement, but not for the reasons that you suspect. "The underlying technology issues are, of course, important," explains Cheap Software advocate Dick Stallman. "But we Nor'easters have much more disdain for Microsoft's clean-cut image than anything relating to antitrust."
Stallman says that Microsoft representatives' short hair, clean business suits, and lack of putrefying body odour offend delicate Massachusetts sensibilities. Stallman elaborates: "As a dirty hippy, you expect me to loathe all organisms which to not exude the fetid stench of marijuana-soaked roadkill. But even the most respected Bostononian reeks of jungle feces. It is in fact my carefully cultivated odour that make me the most respected name in hacking, not my mediocre BASIC programming skills."
Governor Jane Swift agrees. "The sweet smell of rotting flesh and fecal fulmination is a core value of the people of Massachusetts and our neighboring states. Microsoft's lawyers mocked our traditions throughout the trial, by insisting on washing their hair and cleaning their ears. I've been told that these Northwesterners even clip their toenails!" Governor Swift shuddered, and waves of her monthly feminie pollution wafted toward this reporter like a Vietcong army. "We can't be associated with people who clip their toenails."
It appears that Massachusetts is not alone in its aversion to Microsoft's spring-fresh ways. The state motto of New Hampsire is "Stinky or Die," and its residents showcase the same hard-line avoidance of hygiene as their Massachusetts brethren. "Them Mackersoft boys must be some sort of Communists," proclaiming Earl McFadden, a local lobsterman. "Ayuh, I done heard that them suited freaks take a shower every day of God's week. That just ain't natural."
Mr. McFadden then pulled open the front of his trousers and spat onto his crotch.
Microsoft may have trouble selling these states on this latest agreement, but they'll definitely try. Spokesmen for the Redmond, Washington-based software behemoth report that a special edition of its flagship operating system, WindowsXP, is being prepared to woo Massachusetts into further talks. "WindowsMA," reads the released press statement, "combines the power of WindowsXP with ActiveStench technology." OfficeMA, a companion product, features a new "Larry the Lobster" Office Assistant, and disables the Massachusetts-unfriendly "Spell Check" feature.
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I guess they want them for the Chinese ARMy! A haw haw haw!
I live in jolly old England, you European faggot.
JJB is the Wil Wheaton is ebonic dinosaurs.
I guess they don't have geometry in Australia...
One American sub fuck in the 60's is believed to fuck tried to launch a (fuck) torpedo with the fuck tube door closed, so even though fuck has got to be one fuck the stupidest things you fuck do on a fuck, it can fuck... I doubt that the supercavitation fuck are inherently more dangerous than regular fuck -- except that I fuck they are fuck experimental. One other thing may fuck worsened fuck odds for fuck Kursk -- fuck you fuck pay your fuck fuck, they are fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Yeah, like that is so uncool!
Wow, I just exploded!
But FUCK DOS!
The power is yours, Proctal Relapse! The power is yours!
You know you love the jizz & juice!
Wow, this is all so interesting! But not as interesting as TT2K+1!